Joe Rogan Experience #2090 - Bobby Lee

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (energetic music) Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   3. BLBobby Lee0:12

      Is there a theme song or what happens?

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      No, just go.

   5. BLBobby Lee0:15

      (laughs) I made it. I'm here, and it's just like, what a blessing.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      (laughs)

   7. BLBobby Lee0:21

      No, no, no, no, no, just let me, let me finish this.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:24

      (laughs)

   9. BLBobby Lee0:24

      What a blessing. Over the years, people are on the internet were like, "Why don't you do Rogan?" And I was like, "I don't really know how." And I'm here now, and I just feel so present, and I feel mindful. It's gonna be a great one.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       I'm s-

   11. BLBobby Lee0:35

       Anyways, thanks for having me.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       ... I'm so happy you're here.

   13. BLBobby Lee0:36

       You too, man.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Yeah, we talked about doing it fucking a thousand times.

   15. BLBobby Lee0:40

       A thousand times.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Yeah, and it never happened. And people-

   17. BLBobby Lee0:43

       And can we-

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       ... thought that like, we had a problem with each other or something.

   19. BLBobby Lee0:44

       No, we know. In fact, here's the deal, Joe.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Okay, Bobby.

   21. BLBobby Lee0:49

       Not only do we not have a problem with each other, right?

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       Right.

   23. BLBobby Lee0:52

       You've been a very, ve- really big asset to me over the years on the phone. Like when I'm in trouble, you call, and you're so helpful, and you've got me through a lot of like difficult situations.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       I love you, Bobby.

   25. BLBobby Lee1:04

       So we're the opposite of trouble. We're in a gr- like family.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:07

       Yes.

   27. BLBobby Lee1:08

       You know?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:08

       That's how I feel.

   29. BLBobby Lee1:08

       Yeah. But, you know, people are, but I just didn't know how to do it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:12

       Well, I always said anytime you wanna do it, you were like, "Okay." And that would be like, yeah, the conversation-
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   (laughs) Yeah, yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      guys, like, Navy SEAL type dudes? The- th- they get a couple of drinks in 'em, they start talking war stories.

   2. BLBobby Lee15:05

      (laughs) Yeah, yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      Holy shit.

   4. BLBobby Lee15:07

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      They're funny. They, they're funny stories about people getting blown up.

   6. BLBobby Lee15:11

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:11

      Like, they have funny stories about it. And you, guess what? You can't bring that up at the fucking PTA meeting.

   8. BLBobby Lee15:17

      (laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      You know, you can't, where you gonna, where are you gonna s- you have to be around like-minded people-

   10. BLBobby Lee15:21

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:21

       ... to understand those kind of experiences to be able to talk about them. Cops, some of the cops I know have the most fucked up senses of humor.

   12. BLBobby Lee15:27

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       They've seen so much. They need a release valve, man.

   14. BLBobby Lee15:30

       They ne-

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:30

       They need fucking something to let out all the gunshot victims and all the deaths and highway acc-... All the things they see, man. They see so much.

   16. BLBobby Lee15:39

       Yeah. A- a- also these port cities back in the day, right?

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       Ugh.

   18. BLBobby Lee15:43

       You'd have different p- races and stuff-

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       Mm-hmm.

   20. BLBobby Lee15:45

       ... and they didn't speak the language.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:46

       Yup.

   22. BLBobby Lee15:47

       And the way they would connect is make fun of each other and people's-

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:50

       Yeah.

   24. BLBobby Lee15:50

       ... accents, and it was a, it was this... You bonded that way, you know?

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       But that was the nicest thing they could do to each other back then. Those port cities were just filled with violence.

   26. BLBobby Lee15:57

       (laughs) Yeah, probably, yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:58

       Violence, and it's all gangs in New York.

   28. BLBobby Lee16:00

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:00

       That's what it was like, man. That's-

   30. BLBobby Lee16:02

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   No. I know, but…

   1. BLBobby Lee30:00

      still happens.

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      No. I know, but it's, I don't, I don't... It's a... Uh, also, it's a thing that was The Comedy Store's, like, mark that you had made, uh, it to a certain level. If you could show up. And some guys would try to get it. They would try to bump people. I'm like, "You're nobody." Like-

   3. BLBobby Lee30:15

      I know.

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:15

      Some people are crazy.

   5. BLBobby Lee30:16

      Crazy.

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:17

      Crazy. Like-

   7. BLBobby Lee30:18

      Delusional.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:18

      Yeah, they're like a YouTube person or someone who's on some show-

   9. BLBobby Lee30:21

      (laughs) Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       Literally.

   11. BLBobby Lee30:22

       Yeah, yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Like someone who's on that, some show that you've never heard of that was on like the WB or something.

   13. BLBobby Lee30:26

       Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:27

       What are you talking about?

   15. BLBobby Lee30:28

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       There's a few guys that, like, wanted to try that juice before, because it was that thing. Like when someone would show up, whoever it was, some... Chris Rock would show up, he would just go on stage. That's it, Chris Rock goes on stage when he gets there.

   17. BLBobby Lee30:40

       Like, he's on the list. I have a list-

   18. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       Mm-hmm.

   19. BLBobby Lee30:42

       Right?

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       Of people that are allowed to bump you.

   21. BLBobby Lee30:43

       Yeah, you're on the list.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       Okay.

   23. BLBobby Lee30:45

       You wouldn't do it, but you're on it.

   24. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       Yeah, I don't do it.

   25. BLBobby Lee30:48

       Yeah. Chris Rock's on the list. Chappelle's on the list.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       Right.

   27. BLBobby Lee30:51

       Bill Burr's on the list.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       Makes sense.

   29. BLBobby Lee30:52

       Right? But then there are people, you know what I mean, that aren't and they do it-

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:56

       Right.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   What? …

   1. BLBobby Lee45:00

      what, man?

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      What?

   3. BLBobby Lee45:01

      Listen.

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      What?

   5. BLBobby Lee45:02

      You have to understand what you guys did.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      What did we do?

   7. BLBobby Lee45:06

      You guys took half of the talent out.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      Yeah.

   9. BLBobby Lee45:10

      So I was just butt hurt.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:11

       We brought another bunch in too. Like, Shane Gillis lives here.

   11. BLBobby Lee45:15

       I know. I know he does now.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       We're doing great.

   13. BLBobby Lee45:18

       I know you guys are killing it. We're having-

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:19

       I went to the club-

   15. BLBobby Lee45:19

       ... so much fun.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:19

       ... last night.

   17. BLBobby Lee45:20

       Come move here.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:21

       I know, but-

   19. BLBobby Lee45:22

       It's... You're more than... Paulie's thinking about it. Paulie's here a lot.

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:24

       I know.

   21. BLBobby Lee45:25

       Paulie was just here the other day.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       And then Theo's thinking about it.

   23. BLBobby Lee45:27

       Count it, Theo's thinking about it.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       Right. Yeah.

   25. BLBobby Lee45:28

       Y'all just worried that, like, people go, "Ew, he moved there to suck on Rogan's nuts." I would never suck your nuts.

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:34

       I don't ask.

   27. BLBobby Lee45:35

       I wouldn't do it.

   28. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       If you did, it would be a problem.

   29. BLBobby Lee45:37

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       I'd be like, "Why are you doing this?" I'd have to be asleep.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:02:45

   Oh, right. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      like the aliens were easy to kill all of a sudden and there was, like, a lot of 'em.

   2. BLBobby Lee1:00:03

      Oh, right.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      Yeah.

   4. BLBobby Lee1:00:04

      Well, they're marine zones.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      Yeah, but it doesn't matter. The, the aliens were so... The alien in the first one was so clever and so fast and so sneaky.

   6. BLBobby Lee1:00:12

      Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

      And then all of a sudden they're not. All of a sudden they're just fucking idiots, they're just running at you like, like the, the British with the fucking white cross on their chest-

   8. BLBobby Lee1:00:20

      (laughs) Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

      ... with the Target mark.

   10. BLBobby Lee1:00:21

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       It didn't make any sense.

   12. BLBobby Lee1:00:22

       Doesn't make any-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:23

       It's like their characteristics were completely different. They were the dumb aliens.

   14. BLBobby Lee1:00:26

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:27

       ... and then big one, the big female, the momma, the, the, the queen?

   16. BLBobby Lee1:00:31

       That was fun.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:31

       Pshh. She shoulda fucked Sigourney Weaver up like that. It didn't make any sense.

   18. BLBobby Lee1:00:36

       Oh, okay.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:36

       With that stu-... You bitch. With the robot thing.

   20. BLBobby Lee1:00:39

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       Like, your whole body's exposed, hoe.

   22. NANarrator1:00:41

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       Now you're dead.

   24. BLBobby Lee1:00:42

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       What are you talking about?

   26. BLBobby Lee1:00:43

       Okay, okay.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       And why's it moving so slow? All the, all the above. It should've been-

   28. BLBobby Lee1:00:47

       Well, she's like... She has babies in her belly already. I don't know.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:00:49

       Bro, you ever see, you ever see a praying mantis f-... kill a hummingbird?

   30. BLBobby Lee1:00:53

       I don't watch stuff like that, man. That's

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