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Joe Rogan Experience #2106 - Kid Rock

Kid Rock is a musician, singer, rapper, and songwriter. His most recent album is "Bad Reputation." See him live on the "Rock the Country" festival tour.  www.rockthecountry.com www.kidrock.com

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Jun 27, 20243h 27mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:001:31

    American Badass chain & Tom Petty weed-run story

    1. NA

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    2. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) I love that chain. What is that chain?

    3. KR

      It's, uh, (clears throat) it's my tattoo. It's my logo, American Badass.

    4. JR

      It's pretty badass. (laughs)

    5. KR

      (laughs) That sounds like stoner talk. (laughs)

    6. JR

      It is. It is stoner t- most of my conversations are stoner talk, like, high level.

    7. KR

      Dude, I used to be Tom Petty's weed dealer, in a sense. Like, he would come to town. He married a girl from, uh, Saginaw, Michigan. I forget her name. Great, great girl. And they would come to, you know, outside Detroit where I lived, and I'd get this call like, "Hey, can you get Tom some weed?" And I'd be like, "Fuck, I'll take him some weed." So I'd call some of my brother's friends to get some weed, and I'd be like, "This is fucking awesome," 'cause I love Tom Petty. I didn't really know him. So I'd go up there and drop the weed off, and I'd be in his dressing room and, like, he'd be like, "So what's up, man?" I'd be like, "Nothing." And I'm like, "We have nothing in common."

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. KR

      This, this guy's so fucking high. And (clears throat) I might've been tuned up on a couple beers or something. (laughs)

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. KR

      And I'm like, "Well, that sucked." (laughs)

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. KR

      "So I guess I'll just enjoy the music." (laughs)

    14. JR

      Was this before or after you were doing music?

    15. KR

      Oh, this was when I was a big star.

    16. JR

      Oh, really?

    17. KR

      Oh, yeah.

    18. JR

      No shit.

    19. KR

      Yeah, I was all excited.

    20. JR

      And you're hanging with Tom Petty?

    21. KR

      Not really. I was just taking him weed.

    22. JR

      Were you-

    23. KR

      Trying, trying to hang out with him.

  2. 1:313:06

    Fentanyl deaths, opioids, and the “testing kit” wake-up call

    1. JR

      You know, that's how Tom Petty died.

    2. KR

      Oh.

    3. JR

      Somebody got him some pills.

    4. KR

      Oh, it was the fentanyl?

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. KR

      Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

    7. JR

      Yeah, he, uh-

    8. KR

      That shit is...

    9. JR

      I don't remember what his i- his injury was but, uh, he was hurting and, uh, a roadie got him some fentanyl.

    10. KR

      Terrible.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. KR

      Fucking-

    13. JR

      That's how Prince died too.

    14. KR

      Yeah, I remembered... I've heard that in the elevator.

    15. JR

      Yeah, same thing, pain.

    16. KR

      I mean, we all know people that have...

    17. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    18. KR

      It's a travesty. Fucking unreal.

    19. JR

      It's a horrible thing.

    20. KR

      Well, let's just go right at the border. (laughs)

    21. JR

      Yeah. Well, it's the border, but it's also the f- the opioid crisis there created by the Sackler family. I mean, those motherfuckers just got, uh, a giant percentage of the population hooked on heroin. It's some evil shit, man.

    22. KR

      It's fucking evil.

    23. JR

      Those fucking people are still running around too.

    24. KR

      Yeah, in case you were ever thinking about quitting drugs, fentanyl should seal the deal.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. KR

      That should seal the deal.

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. KR

      I know a lot of people it has. They were like, "You know, I was still an experimental cocaine user," this, that, and the other. They were like, "When that shit came up, that was it." It's like, you get, you know, I had some friends tell me they were gonna buy a testing kit, this, that, and the other. I was like, "Yeah, that's probably time to-"

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. KR

      "... time to move on."

  3. 3:065:53

    Rock-and-roll partying, weed differences, and Kid Rock’s tequila rule

    1. KR

      Mm, I had a good run. (laughs)

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. KR

      I didn't have too many problems. (laughs) You know, in the, in the older days when, you know, it was kinda just following the handbook of rock and roll.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. KR

      It's like, you know, chapter 14, get some blow. (laughs) Blah, blah, blah.

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. KR

      We, we had fun. Nobody... I've seen people get all fucked up and lose their minds on it, but I know quite a few people in my position like, "Okay, we had some fun when we were younger, and, you know, at some point," you know, kind of a weekend warrior type thing.

    8. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    9. KR

      Don't let it interfere with business and engagements and things you have to do. I can't say I, I was batting 1,000, but pretty good average.

    10. JR

      You did pretty good.

    11. KR

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      Considering it, it all worked out pretty well.

    13. KR

      I- I'm not advocating for it (laughs) at any level. I'm just-

    14. JR

      (laughs) I don't think anybody is.

    15. KR

      That's, that's my honest experience. Like, hey, you know, I came out okay.

    16. JR

      That's the thing. There's people that'll tell you they're weed advocates. There's n- there's no, like, coke advocates. There's no people, they're like, "Coke fixed my life." (laughs)

    17. KR

      (laughs)

    18. JR

      "I never got anything done. All of a sudden, I was doing coke and starting businesses."

    19. KR

      Is weed fixing lives?

    20. JR

      We can fix people.

    21. KR

      (laughs)

    22. JR

      It depends on who you are.

    23. KR

      I'd know if you're sick and-

    24. JR

      Yeah, for a guy like me-

    25. KR

      ... you're this shit.

    26. JR

      ... weed's a good drug. A guy like me, weed just like (exhales) ch- chills you down.

    27. KR

      See, my brother's a huge weed smoker.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. KR

      And I'm always... And he'll always be, like, you know, off golfing or some shit, and I'm drinking my beers, having my fun. I'm always like, you know, "You drive." And I'm always like, "Maybe you fucking shouldn't be driving." He's just fucking stoned out of his mind sometimes and I'm like, "Yeah, I don't like this."

    30. JR

      (laughs)

  4. 5:538:00

    Fox News doom, culture shifts, and RFK Jr. ‘un-gayed’ joke

    1. KR

      You don't wanna be, like, you know, all worked up, you know, after watch Fox News for six hours and just fucking... (laughs)

    2. JR

      (laughs)

    3. KR

      ... ready to fucking, you know, Slay the Beast and start pounding whiskey and go to the club. (laughs)

    4. JR

      Dude, if you watch Fox News for too long, you will think it's the end of the world.

    5. KR

      Oh, I do, and it is. (laughs)

    6. JR

      It might be. It really might be.Did you see the fucking Tim Dillon thing that I posted yesterday?

    7. NA

      Yes.

    8. JR

      It's legit.

    9. NA

      Yeah, no, it was ... It's not brand new-

    10. KR

      Is that the gay comedian?

    11. NA

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. KR

      He's fucking great.

    14. JR

      He's hilarious. But, uh, he, he wrote, uh, he had a picture with a girl. He said, "I'm getting married. The homosexuality thing was, uh, just a phase." And R- RFK Jr. writes to him, uh, "She's a beautiful lady. I can see how she un-gayed you, Tim."

    15. KR

      (laughs)

    16. JR

      The guy's running for president.

    17. KR

      Fucking great.

    18. JR

      Amazing.

    19. KR

      It's awesome.

    20. JR

      In that sense, it's an amazing time.

    21. KR

      He don't scare me.

    22. JR

      No, he shouldn't scare you, actually.

    23. KR

      He doesn't scare me.

    24. JR

      He should do the opposite of scare you.

    25. KR

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      It should scare you, the opposition to him. 'Cause if people listen to what he says and you pay attention to what he says, and you actually research what he says, he's telling the truth.

    27. KR

      Mm-hmm.

    28. JR

      He just ... We've been fucked over and lied to for so long that he seems like a crazy person. Look at that. (laughs) "She's a beautiful angel, Tim."

    29. KR

      (laughs)

    30. JR

      "He see how she un-gayed you."

  5. 8:0010:18

    Discipline vs. chaos: martial arts, comedy, athletes, and post-service purpose

    1. JR

      I, I lived a fucked up life. Not, not fucked up, but just my high school years was all martial arts. It was all from the time I was, like, 15 'til I was 21. All I did is train and compete.

    2. KR

      It's a lot of discipline.

    3. JR

      Yeah, a lot of obsession. A lot of discipline and obsession. But it was, uh, very weird socially. Like, so I went from that to being a standup comedian, which is, like, the complete opposite ends of the spectrum. Hanging out with maniacs who were doing drugs and staying up all night. Just complete polar opposite. So I missed a lot of stuff.

    4. KR

      Ah, you got a lot of money now, you can make up for it, right?

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. KR

      Fast track it. (laughs)

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. KR

      Probably get it all done in, like, two years with the-

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. KR

      ... with the loot you've made. (laughs)

    11. JR

      Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    12. KR

      I found that to be a problem at times for people.

    13. JR

      Money?

    14. KR

      No. They didn't experience ... You know, there's certain coming of age things, whether it's, you know, crazy chasing girls, you know, that whole thing-

    15. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    16. KR

      ... doing drugs, you know, just being kinda wild, you know. Stealing people's statues out of the yard. Whatever crazy shit like that you do when you're young and, and then they reach this point. A lot of it with ath- athletes, 'cause they were so focused in their training at such, such a young age, and then they get to that point where they get money and they're like, "I wanna taste it all." (laughs)

    17. JR

      That's true.

    18. KR

      And then they kinda get fucked up.

    19. JR

      Yeah, you can lose your bearings. That's true. There ... That is the case with a lot of athletes. A lot of athletes get fat too. They just, "Fuck it, it's over." A lot of fighters.

    20. KR

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      'Cause a lot of fighters are always dieting.

    22. KR

      Well, you get that big muscle moving, it's so hard to fucking maintain as you get older.

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm. Yep, that too.

    24. KR

      You start to lo- your ... Lose your lean muscle. You know about all that stuff.

    25. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    26. KR

      (clears throat)

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. KR

      All the sudden, two to 10 beers a night doesn't seem like a bad idea. (laughs)

    29. JR

      Yeah. Well, it's also, like ... I think with athletes, especially with fighters, the, the rush of competition is so extreme that the regular world just seems so dull. And then going back to the regular world, you don't feel like you have a real purpose anymore. You're not training for this big event that takes place every few months.

    30. KR

      Like coming back from the military.

  6. 10:1814:53

    Bud Light backlash: the viral video, meeting the CEO, and corporate lessons

    1. JR

      Mm-hmm. Too many times. Too many times. So, what's it like being the dude who took out Bud Light?

    2. KR

      (laughs)

    3. NA

      (laughs)

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. KR

      Let's get right to it. (laughs)

    6. JR

      Let's get right to it. (laughs) We were gonna bring a few cases in here for you. (laughs)

    7. KR

      Let me, let me switch, switch sunglasses. (laughs) Fuck, I'll drink it. I don't give a shit.

    8. JR

      (clears throat)

    9. KR

      Two kinds of beer in this world, cold and free. I like them both. Um ... (clears throat)

    10. JR

      What brings it-

    11. KR

      Man, I was just having fun, to be honest with you. I mean, I w- I was-

    12. JR

      It was funny.

    13. KR

      ... I was pissed, like, you know, but-

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. KR

      ... it wasn't like it was gonna wreck my day, yet alone my life. I was just kinda like, "What the fuck are they doing?" Like, "This is too fu-"

    16. JR

      But you were the straw that broke the camel's back.

    17. KR

      I became the face of it, yes.

    18. JR

      Yeah. Well-

    19. KR

      I'm not, I'm not the Pied Piper to sit around and think like people follow what Kid Rock does. I just became the face of it.

    20. JR

      Yeah, but they kinda do. They kinda do.

    21. KR

      No.

    22. JR

      When ... No, listen, man. When you got so upset that you were fucking (laughs) machine gunming-

    23. KR

      Throwing a tantrum with a machine gun.

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. NA

      Wah! Wah!

    26. KR

      Like, "You machine gun cases of Bud Light."

    27. NA

      They wanna put girl ... They won't let guys play in girl sports. Wah!

    28. JR

      (dramatic sound effects) (laughs) That was the end. That was really it.

    29. KR

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      If there's one moment that they look back on and, and fucking go, "Shit!" It's that moment.

  7. 14:5318:58

    Online trolls, brand boycotts, and the transgender-in-sports flashpoint

    1. KR

      You know, and a pretty hard spanking. I was like, "But I don't wanna hold your head underwater and drown this fucking company, put people out of work and that shit." It's like, you got the message, and, and it's clear. I, I wish people knew these guys running the company, 'cause they're great fucking guys, but I said, um, I, I said, "You know, there's just a percentage of these fucking trolls on the left and on the right," that are like, "I'm so empowered by the internet."

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. KR

      "I'm gonna piss and bitch and moan," and you know, "I have a voice." It's like, go fuck yourself. All right? Cut it out. Like, if anyone's still spending time on this, you clearly are, are fucking bored. Find something better to do.

    4. JR

      Yeah, it's definitely a pursuit of losers, but the problem is those losers can actually affect businesses, and that's what they know. They know now that it's possible, both on the right and on the left.

    5. KR

      But they need to know there's so many more businesses in this country deserving of that treatment.

    6. JR

      Right.

    7. KR

      Fucking Ben & Jerry's, Starbucks, Target, the list goes on and on.

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. KR

      And, and I don't care if they're left wing or right wing, it's just their fucking ideology.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. KR

      Like, you know, when they cross that line and signal to people like myself and many others that they were okay with this transgender thing, and, and more so at like, "Is this gonna get directed at my kids?"

    12. JR

      Right.

    13. KR

      "So you think fucking men should be in women's sports?" Like, nah, nah, nah. That's where I'm drawing the fucking line. Get the fuck out of here.

    14. JR

      That's the most amazing one that they're supporting. And the fact that w- was it the Olympic Boxing Committee? What was it that just allowed transgender women-

    15. KR

      Oh, they're allowing the reverse.

    16. JR

      What do you mean?

    17. KR

      They're allowing, uh, I always get confused here. They're allowing-

    18. JR

      Biological females to fight men?

    19. KR

      ... biological, they're allowing chicks that sow on dicks to fight dudes.

    20. JR

      To fight men?

    21. KR

      Which, I'd tune in for that. (laughs)

    22. JR

      Is that real?

    23. KR

      I think so. I don't know.

    24. JR

      I thought it was biological men who identify as females were gonna be allowed to box.

    25. KR

      Might be.

    26. JR

      I think-

    27. KR

      I thought it was the other way too, but I don't know.

    28. JR

      Jamie'll find out.

    29. NA

      Oh, yeah, yeah.

    30. JR

      Yeah. The other one was e- the o- the other one's easy. Sure. You think, go ahead. Do it. Go for it. But at the end of the day, you're gonna have to take steroids, and it's supposed to be illegal to take steroids. Like, if you are taking synthetic testosterone, you're, you're taking steroids. And if y- so if you're doing that-

  8. 18:5823:51

    Freedom vs. boundaries: trans acceptance, safety fears, and carrying a gun

    1. KR

      And why does this always, like come up in conversation? Is it the media? I think-

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. KR

      Because I don't remember the last time like I seen it. And by the way, if you're transgender and you're really fucking good at it, no one knows. (laughs)

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. KR

      It's usually not the case, although only time I've been around transgender people is like some crazy club like in Miami or New York back in the day. And gotta say, fun.

    6. JR

      It was rare.

    7. KR

      Yeah, but I mean, they used to have those clubs where they weren't, it'd be a fucking blast, no big deal.

    8. JR

      Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    9. KR

      Like, it's this is America. Freedom. If you wanna fucking be that, go ahead, like I'll exist with you in society.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. KR

      You're probably not getting the dinner invite.

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. KR

      But, but you know, if you're out and about, like we can both shop at Walmart, I'm not gonna freak out.

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. KR

      If you're not fucking with me, I'm not fucking with you.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. KR

      No matter who you are.

    18. JR

      And that's how it should be.

    19. KR

      Yeah, it's pretty simple.

    20. JR

      That's how it should be.

    21. KR

      It's common sense.

    22. JR

      Yeah, you should be able to do whatever you want. But when you wanna compete as a woman or you wanna start, you know, if you're a 50-year-old man, you wanna compete against young girls, which is what's going on in Canada. There's a guy who's 50 who identifies as a teenage girl. They let him compete in swim meets with girls and change in the locker room with them. That's-

    23. KR

      (laughs)

    24. JR

      You're, you're, now you're insane. Now you're taking it too far, and that's the problem. No one's ever happy with us moving the goalpost a little bit. They wanna move them, reestablish, move them further, move them further, move them further.

    25. KR

      I had a thought about that. (clears throat) So I'm thinking like, "It's Black History Month, right?" I can get down with that. That makes sense. I think November is like Native American Month. I can get down with that. That makes sense. The thing I'm struggling with is Pride Month and Veteran's Day. Ugh.

    26. JR

      Right.

    27. KR

      See the fucking balance there?

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. KR

      I'm like-

    30. JR

      It's a good point.

  9. 23:5130:49

    ‘Weird times’: 9/11 unity, Israel tragedy, border concerns, and news distrust

    1. JR

      Like society doesn't get better, just gets... unless something happens, unless they figure out some sort of mind reading software or whatever.

    2. KR

      Well, unfortunately, usually that turns out to be tragedy.

    3. JR

      Right.

    4. KR

      You know, when something really fucked up happens, you know, like what happened in Israel or worse.

    5. JR

      Right.

    6. KR

      You know, that tends to bring nations and people together on different levels, unfortunately.

    7. JR

      Like 9/11, remember 9/11?

    8. KR

      Yeah, absolutely.

    9. JR

      When 9/11 happened, I tell everybody, like even in Los Angeles, which is probably the most unpatriotic place on Earth, everybody had an American flag on their car. People were letting people in lanes. They were waving to people. They were friendly. They felt united.

    10. KR

      Mm-hmm. I remember.

    11. JR

      It was interesting.

    12. KR

      I remember.

    13. JR

      It didn't last long, a few months.

    14. KR

      Everybody ha- half the country didn't hate George W. Bush for almost 48 hours. (laughs)

    15. JR

      They didn't hate him at all when he gave that one great speech.

    16. KR

      No, I mean, it was, it was a couple of weeks-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. KR

      ... or a couple of months, whatever it was. But then-

    19. JR

      There was-

    20. KR

      ... things kind of went back to normal.

    21. JR

      There was a lot of liberals that liked him after that. They were like, "That's what you want when you're in times of war. You want a strong leader."

    22. KR

      That's too bad we can't get to that without, you know, having-... something terrible happened.

    23. JR

      I know. Wow, that's-

    24. KR

      If we could just have a little more civil discourse in this country... You can go, tell me to go fuck myself, you, you hate Trump and my politics. I mean, fuck you, but I'll still sit down and have a beer with you.

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. KR

      Like, we, we don't have to have this fucking goddamn going-for-your-throat. And I'm part of the problem. I've, I've been polarizing, you know, no, no question. My last album, that's what it was all about, but... Or a, a good portion of it, a- and I understand that. But I even said that album, I was like, "I'm gonna get this out of my system, and hopefully we can go back-"

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. KR

      "... to having some civil discourse in this country."

    29. JR

      Did you think about it that way?

    30. KR

      That was actually one of my s- that was actually one of my suggestions to, to Bud Light. I was like, "What if you could use this to not only make fun..." My, my thing was like, "You guys need to poke fun at this." Like, people are angry 'cause you didn't apologize. I'm like, "I don't necessarily agree with apologizing over everything in this day and age." Everything's become a fucking big, "I'm sorry." Fuck that. Like, what you should do is, like, make fun of the situation. Have something that shows light of the situation, but do it in that fun fucking Anheuser-Busch, old school, funny fucking way, where like, "We get it. We fucked up. Like, you know, well, we don't..." I, I, I told Brennan, I was like, "Whoever coached you on that CBS Morning show..." I was like, "You were coached, right?" He was like, "I was." I was like, "Fucking Gayle King set it up." She goes, "Would you send that can back to that influencer?" And he goes into this, "Well, Anheuser-Busch has been supporting, you know, the LGBT, ABCD."

  10. 30:4940:42

    Media, elections, and ‘deep state’ talk: Biden decline, money in politics, and propaganda

    1. JR

      One thing no one can deny is that he exposed the media.... expose the media for being e- essentially a propaganda agent. It's not just the news.

    2. KR

      Yup.

    3. JR

      And to pretend it's the news, they never covered anything that he did that was positive. Anything had some negative spin on it. They spent years talking about some fake collusion story with Russia and never apologized for it, never took it back, and they'll allow people on this show to s- to, to, to support that, to try to justify that, or to try to e- even say that it's not true, that he did co- collaborate with Russia.

    4. KR

      How many times have you been watching the evening news... I'm a sucker for news, like, and I'll flip between them, I'll flip between CNN and MSNBC and Fox, you know. I... Mainly Fox, but then I'll watch a- the evening news. I'll watch ABC one night, NBC. This is one s- this is just one example, there's a million of them as you know, but, like, they're talking about January 6th, and they completely edit his speech.

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. KR

      They take out the part where he says, "Let's march down there peacefully," or whatever. He actually-

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. KR

      ... says that, and they cut it out. He says, "We're gonna march down to the Capitol," cut-

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. KR

      ... and then they go, "If you don't fight like hell, you're not gonna have a country."

    11. JR

      Yup.

    12. KR

      I mean, how the fuck do they get away with that?

    13. JR

      They, they get away with it because they are the news and no one's checking them. There's not another new... If the news was real, the other news organizations would go, "This is horrible propaganda and what you've done is you, you've edited out a former president, you've changed his words. This should be illegal. You're taking it completely out of context." The whole thing is so fucking screwball. Every single presidential race we've ever had that I can remember, people contested the results. Hillary Clinton-

    14. KR

      When Hillary Clinton did it-

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. KR

      ... and Stacey Abrams.

    17. JR

      They all said-

    18. KR

      No fucking big deal.

    19. JR

      ... he didn't really win the election. They all said there was Russian collusion. They all said that he was-

    20. KR

      Oh, man.

    21. JR

      ... essentially an agent of Russia. They all said that he's an illegitimate president. They all said that he didn't win the election. They all said that. There was so many people that said it.

    22. KR

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      It was nuts.

    24. KR

      That old pencil neck fucking dick fuck, uh, Adam Schiff. (laughs)

    25. JR

      D- it's, it's crazy how people still listen to those folks. How can you be wrong about some-

    26. KR

      You know what's crazy about that... How about that election, I'm not a conspiracy guy or whatever, but I'm like, "Fucking, it just seems like shenanigans." What's w-

    27. JR

      I love when anybody says, "I'm not a conspiracy guy."

    28. KR

      Does that mean I'm a conspiracy-

    29. JR

      But it's about to say some wild shit. (laughs)

    30. KR

      All right, I'm a, I'm a total fucking conspiracy guy, fuck it.

  11. 40:4248:01

    Bohemian Grove: infiltrators, owl statue rituals, and celebrity absurdity (Tony Danza!)

    1. JR

      I believed in Bigfoot until about eight years ago. (laughs)

    2. KR

      Fucking the yeti is another story. (laughs) I didn't say I didn't believe in the yeti.

    3. JR

      I don't anymore.

    4. KR

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      But I, I was all in for a while. But I've b-... I've been down so many rabbit holes, so many 9/11 rabbit holes, so many, you know, Bohemian Grove rabbit holes.

    6. KR

      I've... I went there once.

    7. JR

      Stolen bones.

    8. KR

      I got kicked out. (laughs)

    9. JR

      Did you? You went to the Grove?

    10. KR

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      Oh, shit. Why'd you get kicked out?

    12. KR

      Fucking weird. (laughs) Fucking weird. I punched a kid in the head.

    13. JR

      You punched a kid in the head?

    14. KR

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      In Bohemian Grove?

    16. KR

      Yeah. It turns out, it turns out this fucking kid was an infiltrator. So then after that, I was-

    17. JR

      Oh.

    18. KR

      ... kind of this hero. Like, a year or two later, he'd come back and it was like, "I'm not coming to your little fucking weird party out in the fucking woods." I was like, "I went once. It ain't that cool."

    19. JR

      So the infiltrator... What happened with you and the infiltrator?

    20. KR

      We're sitting around... We're sitting around this fire. You have these little... They're kinda like tree houses or campsites, but they're really nice. Everyone has a private shuff. Got, like, you know-

    21. JR

      Really?

    22. KR

      Yeah. You do share a room. Me and Jimmy John shared a room. That was fun.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. KR

      Um, and I kept hearing kids talking around this fire, and they just pop... started popping that shit, and I just fucking went at them. (laughs)

    25. JR

      Oh.

    26. KR

      Gave him a couple, helped him up. Was like, "Hey, we good?" (laughs) We were... I think, you know... We weren't on great terms, but I think we had an understanding. It wasn't... It was just, you know, one of those things. And then I couldn't go to the, to the concert that night, where I think Zach Brown or somebody was playing. Like, "You can't come."

    27. JR

      Oh, my God.

    28. KR

      Like, I just sat home like I was in fucking timeout or something. I'm like, "Fuck this place."

    29. JR

      Meanwhile-

    30. KR

      (laughs)

  12. 48:0152:12

    UFC power, trash talk psychology, and performance under pressure

    1. KR

      Can we talk-

    2. JR

      ... d- that was one of the positive things about COVID.

    3. KR

      Can we talk about that punch-

    4. JR

      Oh my God.

    5. KR

      ... at the last fucking one we were at, sitting there? That fucking ... I think it was the second-

    6. JR

      Josh Emmett. Yeah.

    7. KR

      Sh- ... That crack?

    8. JR

      Oh my God, dude. That guy punches so hard.

    9. KR

      I, I've only been to a handful of the fights. I know you've fucking ... Obviously, that's your ...

    10. JR

      Josh Emmett might be the hardest puncher in that division ever.

    11. KR

      I'd never heard anything like that.

    12. JR

      Yeah, he hits so hard.

    13. KR

      I thought the guy was dead.

    14. JR

      Yeah. Well, that was a crazy combination of Bryce Mitchell moving forward quick and then him catching him right at the end of one of the most powerful punchers ever in, in the 145-pound division.

    15. KR

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      Show that again? Watch this. It's ... Look, look how that dude's built. Like, I mean-

    17. KR

      But you can't appreciate it without the smack. Smack!

    18. JR

      Look at the fucking physique on this animal.

    19. NA

      Oh. Oh.

    20. JR

      I mean, Josh Emmett is just a ball of muscle.

    21. NA

      Oh. Oh.

    22. JR

      Bro, that guy hits-

    23. KR

      It sounded like somebody smacked a two by four, like, against a garbage can.

    24. JR

      Bro, if that guy hits anybody, they go night-night. I mean, anybody.

    25. KR

      Damn.

    26. JR

      Anybody. He had this fight with Michael Johnson, and it was a re- Michael Johnson's a really good fighter. Like, he, he knocked out Dustin Poirier at one point.

    27. KR

      Damn.

    28. JR

      Michael Johnson's very, very legit. And, uh, Michael Johnson's winning the fight, and Josh Emmett catches him with one punch and s- just shuts him off. Watch this. So, Michael Johnson's winning this fight. Boom.

    29. KR

      Oh.

    30. JR

      One shot, dude. One shot.

  13. 52:1257:13

    Fame, Hollywood predators, and why Kid Rock avoided the PR game

    1. JR

      How much... (clears throat) How difficult was it for you when you first started getting famous? Because you go from being a regular dude to being Kid Rock in not a lot of time.

    2. KR

      What was it like, getting pussy?

    3. JR

      No! (laughs)

    4. KR

      (laughs) What was it like being the man? And just-

    5. JR

      That's pretty much what it was. (laughs)

    6. KR

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      But was it stressful? Was it, like, uh, hard to deal with?

    8. KR

      Fuck, no.

    9. JR

      Wasn't at all?

    10. KR

      It was fucking awesome. (laughs)

    11. JR

      (laughs) I love it.

    12. KR

      It's the greatest fucking shit on earth.

    13. JR

      Ugh!

    14. KR

      I'm like, I have to worry about fucking buying food. Like, I'm gonna be able to put my kid through college at this point. We're getting a new fucking house and getting a new car. Fucking getting a nice seat at the restaurant.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. KR

      Fucking... No problem with that. I, I, I'm not one of those people that bitch about it. Like, it's-

    17. JR

      What do you think it is about-

    18. KR

      ... it's so tough. (laughs)

    19. JR

      What do you think about people that can't handle it? Like why, what do you think it is?

    20. KR

      Fucking get away from it. Britney Spears, move back to wherever the fuck you're from. Where's she from, Arkansas or Louisiana or something?

    21. JR

      I don't know where she's from.

    22. KR

      Somewhere down there? Get the fuck outta LA. That place is eating you fucking alive.

    23. JR

      I think Britney's in Vegas now, right?

    24. KR

      Oh, so much better. (laughs)

    25. JR

      (laughs) Yeah, it's better for her health. It's a more stable environment.

    26. KR

      You know, I'm not gonna do heroin anymore. I've, I've stepped it down to crack. (laughs)

    27. JR

      (laughs) And gambling.

    28. KR

      And get awf- g- there's ways to get away from it.

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. KR

      There's ways. Trust me. You know this too.

  14. 57:131:07:40

    Social media harms, Kid Rock’s gold palace stories, and new tours/festivals (Rock the Country)

    1. JR

      That's what social media's (clears throat) doing times 10, right?

    2. KR

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Imagine being a kid today and just dealing with all this social media shit.

    4. KR

      Trying to keep up with the Joneses.

    5. JR

      Impossible.

    6. KR

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      And just trying to-

    8. KR

      And what's, I think it's even worse, like I, I have ... Well, my granddaughter is nine, but I have nieces who are teenagers and going through all that stuff. And it's, man, the influence it has over 'em and then what the other kids say and then what they're all saying on social media-

    9. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    10. KR

      ... and what the new trend is and what the new this. I think it's always been that way, but now it's just exaggerated times 1,000, because everything's right there.

    11. JR

      It's a difficult thing for adults to handle. And the, the, the emotional aspect of going back and forth with people and comments and stuff, and the whole world is commenting on things. Like, when they're doing that to each other, the kind of pressure that they're putting under 'em, no kids have ever experienced that before. No kids have ever grown up with that before. This is a totally new pressure. And if you look at the data, like suicide went up, self-harm-

    12. KR

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... went up. Depression went up. It's not healthy. It's not normal. And we're all-

    14. KR

      Uh, I think it's the devil. I said that the year Twitter came out. You might be able to look this up. I care- I think it was in Rolling Stone or somewhere, whatever, like, "What do you think about Twitter?" And I said, "Twitter's fucking gay."

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. KR

      This is probably when it came out. (clears throat) And, and so as time went on, 'cause all I saw is people like having a subway sandwich for lunch or whatever. I'm like, "No one gives a fuck. Like-"

    17. JR

      Oh right, the early days.

    18. KR

      Yeah. Like, you know-

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. KR

      ... I'd get promoting stuff and this, that, and the other, fucking getting a rise out of somebody, stirring the pot. (clears throat) But then the funny part was, years later, you know, Twitter blew up to be this huge fucking thing. And they're like, this fucking reporter's getting kind of snooty with me, and he's like, "You said," and I quote, "Twitter's gay." I'm like, "No fucking way." I go, "I didn't say that shit." (clears throat) I go, "And I'm so sick of you fuckers in the media misquoting me every time, every opportunity you get." I said, "To be clear, I said Twitter is fucking gay, all right?"

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. KR

      "Get it right." (laughs)

    23. JR

      The I gotcha questions like that. You said ...

    24. KR

      Dude, that's why I stopped doing interviews like 10, so many years ago.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. KR

      Be- because, you know, you used to have to promote something, call every radio station in every market. It's like that would be part of your day. Get up early, which I was not good at back them. These days I'm up at 3:30, but was not good at it back in these days. It's like get up early, call all these different places, all these things like weekly. And it turned into, as the internet and social media started becoming prevalent, it turned into I gotcha. Because that was the headline. And as my publicist used to say, "Dude, you speak in fucking headlines 'cause you have no fucking filter." And I'm like, "I don't. It's gonna be very tough to change that." So it was always this, you know, (clears throat) be your buddy, say some nice things, "Your new record's great," blah, blah, blah. Then like fucking get you on the line with something, of course I go off the fucking rails.

    27. JR

      Right.

    28. KR

      And then you fucking, that's all you hear about. And it just, you know-

    29. JR

      Well, that's what they wanna do. You know?

    30. KR

      They still do.

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