Joe Rogan Experience #2111 - Katt Williams

Katt Williams is a stand-up comic and actor. His new comedy special will stream live on Netflix from the YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California as part of Netflix Is A Joke Fest on May 4, 2024 at 7PM PDT/10PM EST. www.kattwilliamslive.com https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/artists/katt-williams

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(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. NANarrator
  The Joe Rogan Experience.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) What's up? (laughs)
4. KWKatt Williams
  How are you?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  I can't believe we never met each other till today. That's kind of crazy.
6. KWKatt Williams
  It's really weird.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  It's kind of crazy. It was always, like, at the store, they're like, "Kat was here last night." I'm like, "Fuck." It was always (whoosh) two ships in the night.
8. KWKatt Williams
  Right. I would, I would see you and not be able to get to you. Like, comedy is small, but... only if you're mediocre.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
10. KWKatt Williams
  It's big. It's a vast, vast place.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  It's vast and it's also small-
12. KWKatt Williams
  Yeah.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  ... because there's so few of us. And worldwide? We were talking about this the other day. There's maybe 500 of us on the planet. You know, you gotta be real generous to say 500, because there's really probably about 250.
14. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, legit comics? Guys you wanna hang out with? Guys who are fun? Guys who you'd recommend?
16. KWKatt Williams
  Your number is going down.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  My number's going down. (laughs)
18. KWKatt Williams
  Your number's going down. (laughs)
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Guys you'd recommend leave your house, get a babysitter? Your number's going down. There's not a lot of people.
20. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  You think about the billions and billions of people on the planet to us. A little smidgen of us.
22. KWKatt Williams
  Well, as... as children, we all take to talking with ease. And so the fact that later on in your life, you'll be one of the people that could say, "I talk for a living," is, um, an amazing honor.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  It's amazing.
24. KWKatt Williams
  Even if you look a thousand years back.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Especially today. To just be able to talk for a living? Oh my God. What? And that's the problem also with what we do, is that everybody can talk. So they see you talking.
26. KWKatt Williams
  Mm-hmm.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  They're like, "I could do what he's doing."
28. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  "He's just up there talking."
30. KWKatt Williams
  And the better you do it, the easier it looks-
15:00 – 30:00
Yeah. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  wild pigs.
2. KWKatt Williams
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  And you just hear them like, like Lord of the Rings characters in the bushes. (imitates pig sounds) And there's 150 of them near you, 250 of them, thousands on the ranch. They're all over the place and they have three litters a year, and they start having litters when they're six months old. They just pump out piglets, let's go.
4. KWKatt Williams
  You can tell they're not delicious.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  They are delicious.
6. KWKatt Williams
  Oh, well, then here we go then.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  They're delicious.
8. KWKatt Williams
  We don't really have, we don't really have a problem then, do we?
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Right. No, we have a "we need to eat pigs" problem. (laughs)
10. KWKatt Williams
  No, we need to be sending this off somewhere-
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
12. KWKatt Williams
  ... to someone who does.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, definitely we should. That would be an easy way to solve a lot of hunger problems.
14. KWKatt Williams
  I'm saying we live in a country where we're complaining about food sources.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  It's a good point.
16. KWKatt Williams
  These chickens are pecking us to death. They're everywhere.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
18. KWKatt Williams
  I can't eat and sleep. Yeah, but they're delicious, right?
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, have more chickens. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we do have an overabundance problem, for sure. We really do. But the pig thing is a wild one. It's, it's hard to get them. Like you gotta... They're very smart and they spread out and there's so fucking many of them, they shoot them with helicopters.
20. KWKatt Williams
  Oh, yeah. I've seen it. Right, right. It's-
21. JRJoe Rogan
  I've been invited three times since I moved here to go shoot pigs out of a helicopter.
22. KWKatt Williams
  But that's part of the reason that you came to Texas.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  The freedom, for sure.
24. KWKatt Williams
  Texas is a place of great adventure.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
26. KWKatt Williams
  And people who believe in that, right?
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
28. KWKatt Williams
  It's really God's country in the right places.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  It is in the right places.
30. KWKatt Williams
  Mm-hmm.
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Who do you think…
1. KWKatt Williams
  of years worth of people were there, but that doesn't have anything to do with the building of it.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Who do you think built it?
3. KWKatt Williams
  (clears throat) Well, understand, we, we know enough now to understand that this was a complex. This was not, um ...
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
5. KWKatt Williams
  (clears throat) We've been led to believe that this is how much they worshiped their dead bodies.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
7. KWKatt Williams
  But the evidence doesn't show any of that.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  No, it doesn't.
9. KWKatt Williams
  Like, like when you see inside, when they have those intricate carvings and paintings and stuff in gold and stuff, you have to remember, this is in a windowless room.... folks, there's no candle soot. There's no... There's, (laughs) uh, it, it's clearly a power plant and built specifically for that location on this planet for usage.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  What do you think it was powered by?
11. KWKatt Williams
  Um, the, um, hot water springs underneath it.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  So, it was powered by the hot water springs?
13. KWKatt Williams
  Mm.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  And to what... To what end? How do you know all this, first of all? Is this marijuana talk? (laughs)
15. KWKatt Williams
  I don't, I don't think so.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
17. KWKatt Williams
  Um, this is, um-
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Where did you read this?
19. KWKatt Williams
  If you, if you follow information about humankind, you find out that in all parts of history, people were coming to this region for their information and their knowledge and their-
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
21. KWKatt Williams
  ... things that were forbidden and their-
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Yep.
23. KWKatt Williams
  These, these were not, um... These were the highest of human civilization here.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Not even comparable to anyone else.
25. KWKatt Williams
  No.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Nor since. Nor since.
27. KWKatt Williams
  Now or... Yeah.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Nor since.
29. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  The Great Pyramid of Giza is insane.
45:00 – 1:00:00
(laughs) It's the spot.…
1. KWKatt Williams
  hole can be, a galaxy, a universe, and then showed you the best of the best. (laughs)
2. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) It's the spot. I mean, in our solar system, we're the best neighborhood that's ever existed. They all suck. Every other planet sucks.
3. KWKatt Williams
  We're rudimentary enough that we still require environmental help.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Right, until you get that chip. Once you get that chip-
5. KWKatt Williams
  At each point-
6. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
7. KWKatt Williams
  ... i- it would be like, it would be like saying people that, um, didn't learn how to ride horses, they were slow. Like, they couldn't run fast enough, so they got horses.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
9. KWKatt Williams
  No, it didn't have anything to do with that. Better is better.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  That's, that's really what it's gonna be, better is better.
11. KWKatt Williams
  Right, right.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  We're all gonna integrate.
13. KWKatt Williams
  Like, we would, we, we would've told you 30 years ago that we wouldn't need a Space Force unless we went up there and found something.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  I think the Space Force, the idea is that they're worried about-
15. KWKatt Williams
  It's not an idea.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  ... someone else being in space first with weapons flying around.
17. KWKatt Williams
  You mean us?
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Well-
19. KWKatt Williams
  (laughs)
20. JRJoe Rogan
  ... if we can do it, they could do it. That's the thing.
21. KWKatt Williams
  They, who is they?
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Whoever it is.
23. KWKatt Williams
  No.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  China.
25. KWKatt Williams
  There's only humankind-
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
27. KWKatt Williams
  ... and alien.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, I agree.
29. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  The problem is, this is what we really need, we really need this Neurolink to lock us all together so everybody could read everybody's mind. That's what's gonna happen and then there's gonna be no more leaders.
1:00:00 – 1:15:00
Right. …
1. KWKatt Williams
  like, I was able to be in each of these stories. You follow what I'm saying?
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
3. KWKatt Williams
  And, and, um, I was getting so much information. Like half of those I probably had to write a one-page report on after, you know. But, um, yeah. That was my whole thing. And I... The numbers aren't even really accurate 'cause I read more than that because, like, sometimes-
4. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
5. KWKatt Williams
  (laughs) ... sometimes I would read something and I wouldn't get it. Like-
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh.
7. KWKatt Williams
  Like, there was this classic book called Little Women that I probably read it four times 'cause I just didn't... I didn't understand it and I knew it was a classic, but...
8. JRJoe Rogan
  I never read it. What's it about?
9. KWKatt Williams
  ... it's about-
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Have you read it, Jimmy?
11. KWKatt Williams
  ... some little women.
12. NANarrator
  As a kid, I just, I just watched an episode of Curb where they were talking about it. That's-
13. JRJoe Rogan
  What does this story go?
14. KWKatt Williams
  Well, uh, well, I d- here's the thing.
15. NANarrator
  Sisters? I don't know. (laughs)
16. KWKatt Williams
  Yeah, right, right. Like, four sisters think that.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Okay.
18. KWKatt Williams
  Okay? But they, they had money and, uh, an incredible circumstance. But the thing was, I didn't have any sisters, so I didn't have anything to pull from, and I didn't have women in my life like that. So, um, yeah, a lot of things I would have to read multiple times for me to get-
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Right, to try to think how they thought.
20. KWKatt Williams
  Right. Well, yeah, like even, like, um, The Three Musketeers, like, I probably read it three times because I... (sighs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
22. KWKatt Williams
  You know, it was so... I read it, like, the first time to read it, but then the next time, I had to read it again because these characters were really distinct characters.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
24. KWKatt Williams
  And I couldn't figure out, "Wait a minute, did this happen really in history or was somebody just this good at telling this story of the..." You know?
25. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
26. KWKatt Williams
  But, um, but it's things like that that leads you to the Knights Templar story, which leads you to, you know, seeing how things through history have remained. You know what I mean? Like, um, all of that you get from the books.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, history, to me, has always been the most fascinating thing because you can't quite imagine it. You're trying to imagine it, you're piecing it together-
28. KWKatt Williams
  Yeah.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  ... listening to these stories and you just sit back and go, "What the fuck was that like?"
30. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
1:15:00 – 1:30:00
Yeah. …
1. KWKatt Williams
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
3. KWKatt Williams
  ... though, right?
4. JRJoe Rogan
  (smacks lips) Yeah, but he's also put a date on the Roadster, when that Tesla Roadster's coming out. That motherfucker's never gonna see the light of day. (laughs) When is, when is that car coming out?
5. KWKatt Williams
  No, because at-
6. NANarrator
  He said something about it the other day.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  That car is supposed to be out for years.
8. NANarrator
  Yeah, it was supposed to be out two or three years ago, I think.
9. KWKatt Williams
  That's-
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Goddamn it.
11. KWKatt Williams
  ... that's part of being a billionaire.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Sure.
13. KWKatt Williams
  Is it's not worth putting out something that's not right. It doesn't matter how bad it's wanted.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, he actually explained that. He said it was man- and manufacturing is insanely difficult. And the way he explained it, it's, uh, you know, you don't consider it 'cause of, you know, people just manufacture things, think it's normal. But he was like, "The process of manufacturing, especially like a car, an electric car, insanely difficult."
15. KWKatt Williams
  H- he had a harder time doing that Cybertruck than he did (laughs) -
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
17. KWKatt Williams
  ... space stuff.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Cybertruck's hard. Well, it's all folded steel. It's this fucking massive, 7,000 plus pound folded steel truck that goes zero to 60 in three seconds, and it looks like it's from the future. It looks like if you were gonna watch a movie-
19. KWKatt Williams
  It's the hottest thing on Mars.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  It's crazy. (laughs)
21. KWKatt Williams
  (laughs)
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. That's what, that's what it is.
23. KWKatt Williams
  Yeah.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. It looks like the most futuristic car ever.
25. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. But-
27. KWKatt Williams
  As kids, that's what we drew.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  ... I don't know when we're going to Mars, and I don't know who the fuck's gonna do that. That's a six-month journey, and you're just hoping-
29. KWKatt Williams
  So what? (exhales) So what?
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Several billionaires were talked into getting into a capsule with limited air.
1:30:00 – 1:35:22
Here's the whole thing.…
1. KWKatt Williams
  Here's the whole thing. No one who has ever seen more space or the universe than you and I has ever seen anything that was bullshit.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  What do you mean?
3. KWKatt Williams
  In the universe.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Uh, what I mean is, like, fake UFO footage. There's a lot of fake footage. I would wanna see, if you could see something yourself, and I have good friends that have, I have good friends that have had experiences-
5. KWKatt Williams
  (laughs)
6. JRJoe Rogan
  ... that they say, "There is no fucking way that that is us, that this is something else."
7. KWKatt Williams
  Right. Just understand that part of the job in any of these circumstances is to kick up kerfuffle, like-
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
9. KWKatt Williams
  ... that's part of it. Like, if you live in Florida, you see how many times things go off into space, and you know that there's a pattern between that and government airplanes, and like-
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Mm-hmm.
11. KWKatt Williams
  ... like, our stories of cooperation have been nothing but cooperative, as they could only be. Like, we don't hold any leverage.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  I think some of the shit that we're seeing is our stuff.
13. KWKatt Williams
  Right. I'm saying, but nobody would have a way of... Like, as advanced as we are, we still gotta let that balloon fly over, right?
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. (laughs)
15. KWKatt Williams
  (laughs)
16. JRJoe Rogan
  ... uh, uh, uh, uh, what the fuck is that? That's the most obvious shit ever. That's your neighbor peeking over the fence.
17. KWKatt Williams
  No, it is not.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
19. KWKatt Williams
  It is your neighbor's drone.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, your neighbor's drone.
21. KWKatt Williams
  In your yard.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Hovering over your house, yeah.
23. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Ridiculous.
25. KWKatt Williams
  Right.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
27. KWKatt Williams
  Filled with a pinata-
28. JRJoe Rogan
  (snorts)
29. KWKatt Williams
  ... of the next COVID.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Right. I mean, what are they doing? Flying robots.

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