Joe Rogan Experience #2112 - Dan Soder

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (instrumental music)

   4. NANarrator0:12

      Let's go, Dan Soder.

   5. DSDan Soder0:13

      Yeah.

   6. NANarrator0:14

      Let's go, baby. What's happening?

   7. DSDan Soder0:16

      Yeah. I forgot how good of weed you have.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      (laughs)

   9. NANarrator0:18

      (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:18

       This is Katt Williams' weed.

   11. DSDan Soder0:19

       Is det really?

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:20

       Yeah.

   13. DSDan Soder0:20

       Oh, shit, I'm gonna start talking shit on everyone in the business.

   14. NANarrator0:23

       (laughs)

   15. DSDan Soder0:23

       And there ain't never been a day that Shane Gilles ain't never texted me, "You're gay."

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       (laughs)

   17. DSDan Soder0:30

       (laughs)

   18. NANarrator0:30

       (laughs)

   19. DSDan Soder0:30

       "Always calling me gay."

   20. NANarrator0:32

       (gasps)

   21. DSDan Soder0:32

       Um...

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Oh, we had Katt Williams ride the racing simulator and I filmed it and put some of it up on Instagram, but he's like-

   23. DSDan Soder0:38

       That's amazing.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       ... "This is how he drives."

   25. DSDan Soder0:40

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       "This is a normal thing. He does this 'cause he does this in real life."

   27. NANarrator0:44

       (laughs)

   28. DSDan Soder0:44

       Yeah. I would love for Katt Williams to be the voice of my self-hate.

   29. NANarrator0:48

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       (laughs)
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh, my God. …

   1. DSDan Soder15:00

      I'm telling you, it timed out perfectly with me. I was young enough to watch Saved by the Bell and take it seriously, that by the time puberty hit and Showgirls happened, you're like, "I was waiting for something like this." (laughs) And you're like-

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      Oh, my God.

   3. DSDan Soder15:11

      ... wait, I think kids now get it too quick.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      Way too quick.

   5. DSDan Soder15:14

      The sexualizing of, like, everything happens so-

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Well, boys are seeing porn the moment they get a phone.

   7. DSDan Soder15:20

      Yeah. The an-

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:20

      The moment they get a phone.

   9. DSDan Soder15:21

      Why wouldn't you? I mean-

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:23

       You, you can't stop them.

   11. DSDan Soder15:24

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       They're too smart. My, my youngest, uh, my middle daughter rather, she figured out how to f-... My wife put a password on her phone.

   13. DSDan Soder15:33

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       And so, like, she could limit the use. She figured to record the screen-

   15. DSDan Soder15:39

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       ... and give the, my wife the phone. So my wife punches in the numbers, it's recording the screen.

   17. DSDan Soder15:44

       (laughs) It's like Velociraptors learning how to open doors.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Wow, it's exactly like-

   19. DSDan Soder15:48

       What the fuck?

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       She was 12.

   21. DSDan Soder15:51

       That is... They, they know so fast.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       But that's so creepy.

   23. DSDan Soder15:54

       Yeah, I, it's-

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:55

       Like, "You little raptor."

   25. DSDan Soder15:56

       Yeah. Like... (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:57

       Like, imagine saying that. "Oh, here mom."

   27. DSDan Soder15:59

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:59

       "Here mom, here's my phone."

   29. DSDan Soder16:01

       "Can you put it in?"

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       "I re- I re- I really agree with you, the limitations are important."
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   It is. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      w- feud was the dumbest thing of all time. It made-

   2. DSDan Soder30:03

      It is.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      ... zero sense.

   4. DSDan Soder30:04

      You are literally giving power to all the industry, separating like that.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:08

      It's so, it would, not only was it so dumb, but it never made any sense, 'cause most of us started on the East Coast.

   6. DSDan Soder30:13

      Yeah. Well, you're from Massachusetts.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:15

      Yes. (laughs) Yeah, I started in Boston.

   8. DSDan Soder30:16

      (laughs) You're like, you started, yeah, you started, like-

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:17

      And then-

   10. DSDan Soder30:17

       ... Stanhope's from Worcester.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       Yeah.

   12. DSDan Soder30:18

       It's like-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:19

       So many guys started in New York-

   14. DSDan Soder30:21

       Burr-

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       ... and then came to LA.

   16. DSDan Soder30:22

       I-

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Burr, yeah.

   18. DSDan Soder30:23

       I moved to New York in '07, right when Burr left, and so it felt like ridiculous that people were like, "LA comics." You're like, "Yeah, but Burr ju- Burr's d-" Like, we knew peo-

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       Yeah.

   20. DSDan Soder30:34

       Like, people that were there. It was alwa- It was ridiculous.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       It was stupid. But it was a dumb thing, like, we just weren't communicating.

   22. DSDan Soder30:40

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       It's like, "Oh, good, fuck those guys." It's like the walled garden feel, like you'd come to the store and there'd be all the cliques, and you wouldn't-

   24. DSDan Soder30:47

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       ... know who to hang out with, you know?

   26. DSDan Soder30:48

       It's always, it's all high school. It's always high school.

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:50

       Mm-hmm.

   28. DSDan Soder30:50

       High school just keeps repeating itself throughout your life.

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:53

       But you can have a cool group of friends in high school.

   30. DSDan Soder30:56

       Yeah.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      these are real forces in the world.

   2. DSDan Soder45:02

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      And there... So, peop- what people are saying is that these experiences that some people are having with like benevolent ones-

   4. DSDan Soder45:09

      Mm-hmm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      ... that you're... This is the stories of demons. This is the stories of the Bible-

   6. DSDan Soder45:14

      Mm-hmm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      ... that there's like, there's, there's races that are evil. There's alien races that don't give a fuck, just like there's-

   8. DSDan Soder45:21

      Oh, yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:22

      ... praying mantises-

   10. DSDan Soder45:23

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       ... that eat hummingbirds, like-

   12. DSDan Soder45:24

       Oh, like in nature.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:25

       Just, j- just 'cause they're super smart-

   14. DSDan Soder45:26

       There's, there are cr- there are creatures that are aggressive-

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       Right.

   16. DSDan Soder45:28

       ... that are smart like a hyena, and then there's like animals that are aggressive and just powerful, like lions, like-

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       And think about us, the smartest animal on the planet that we know of, and what do we do to chickens?

   18. DSDan Soder45:39

       Fuck 'em. No.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       Fu- uh-oh, those chickens-

   20. DSDan Soder45:41

       (laughs) I go, "No, you don't fuck..." Oh, goddamn-

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:43

       (laughs) Yeah. People definitely have.

   22. DSDan Soder45:44

       This is where, this is where my whole world unravels. I go, "Joe, I fuck chickens, dude."

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       (laughs)

   24. DSDan Soder45:48

       I don't know. I didn't think you were gonna get me like that. But yeah, y- it... There could be the, the idea of benevolent aliens, of like the idea that there are aliens that are good-

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:59

       Yeah.

   26. DSDan Soder45:59

       ... and aliens that are bad-

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:00

       Yeah.

   28. DSDan Soder46:00

       ... scares me so much more-

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       Yeah.

   30. DSDan Soder46:02

       ... 'cause you're just like, "P- Please leave me alone," and like, "Good ones, bail me out of this." I mean...
5. 1:00:00 – 1:06:13

   Aw. …

   1. DSDan Soder1:00:00

      movie about a puppy and a dog that love each other, right? My favorite episode of Legion of Skanks ever is ... I wasn't even on it. Luis J. Gomez talks about it. He gets teared up 'cause he loves the movie so much. I think he was drunk on the podcast. It's like, if you watched it in your childhood, it sticks with you. It's a movie about a dog and a cat that ... From '86. And it's like-

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

      Aw.

   3. DSDan Soder1:00:22

      Yeah. It's about a, a pug and this cat, and they're friends, and they just go on a wild adventure through-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:29

      (laughs)

   5. DSDan Soder1:00:29

      ... wherever they're going through, right?

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

      Okay.

   7. DSDan Soder1:00:31

      And you're like ... A- as part of my childhood, it's live action, I remember this being like, "Dude, this is such a sweet movie."

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

      (laughs)

   9. DSDan Soder1:00:38

      You look up the animal abuse that occurred on this movie-

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:41

       (laughs)

   11. DSDan Soder1:00:41

       ... and it ... I can't even watch this 'cause it upsets me knowing there's ... I think you can look it up. There was a scene involving a cat where they killed, like, 12 of them to get this scene done. 'Cause I think (laughs) it was filmed in a country with, like, no animal rights. Like, no at all. And they're just like ... That scene, that was the scene where the cats and the th- ... I think they lost, like, a bunch of cats.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:01:04

       Oh my God.

   13. DSDan Soder1:01:05

       There was this scene where they had to make him walk with a limp, and they were just breaking his leg.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Oh.

   15. DSDan Soder1:01:09

       That's what I mean. You read about it, and you're like, "Oh."

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:01:11

       Oh my God.

   17. DSDan Soder1:01:12

       It, it ... Once they did that episode on Skanks, and then I read about it, 'cause I, like, was listening to the episode playing video games, and I was like, "I gotta look this up," it fucked me up. (laughs) I, like, can't ...

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:01:23

       Oh, my God.

   19. DSDan Soder1:01:25

       It's, uh, the animal welfare allegations, yeah, um-

   20. GVGuest (unidentified clip voice)1:01:29

       Yeah, it doesn't say much.

   21. DSDan Soder1:01:30

       Oh, okay. Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:31

       (sighs)

   23. DSDan Soder1:01:31

       They probably aren't going into the details, but you can find the details online. But it-

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:35

       Oh.

   25. DSDan Soder1:01:35

       They were like ... It ... 'Cause you see it, and you're like-

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:38

       Oh, my God.

   27. DSDan Soder1:01:38

       ... "Oh, look at that, an animal and a cat, friends."

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:41

       Well, isn't that like, the, the idea of, like ... If you ran, like, a, a billionaire pedophile business.

   29. DSDan Soder1:01:52

       Sure. All right. I'm with you.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:54

       And you did it through an animation company.

Episode duration: 3:14:24