Joe Rogan Experience #2124 - Dave Attell & Ian Fidance

Dave Attell is a stand-up comic, actor, and writer. Look for his new Netflix special "Hot Cross Buns" on March 26. www.daveattell.com Ian Fidance is a stand-up comic, actor, and writer. Check out his podcast "Bein' Ian with Jordan" on Spotify. www.ianfidance.com

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0:00 – 15:00
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. DADave Attell
  (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. NANarrator
  The Joe Rogan Experience.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (energetic music) Gentlemen.
4. IFIan Fidance
  Yeah.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Good to see you.
6. IFIan Fidance
  Hey.
7. DADave Attell
  Joe, thanks for having us.
8. IFIan Fidance
  Ian, Dave, thank you so much.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  My pleasure, my pleasure. Thanks for coming to town.
10. IFIan Fidance
  Ah.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Everybody's very excited.
12. DADave Attell
  I'm excited, dude. Playing the club. Had to bring in Ian, super fan of the show.
13. IFIan Fidance
  Yeah.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, thanks, Ian.
15. IFIan Fidance
  Yeah.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm- I'm a fan of you, dude.
17. IFIan Fidance
  Oh.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  You're a funny motherfucker.
19. DADave Attell
  Thank you, bro. Means a lot. Appreciate it.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  My pleasure, bro. My pleasure.
21. IFIan Fidance
  (laughs) Yeah. I'm excited to be at the club, man. It's the fucking best.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. I'm excited to have you guys. We're- everybody's been pumped. We're pumped.
23. DADave Attell
  It's a stroke fest. But you know what, Joe? I'm in town for the club, to hang with you, and also to promote a special. What do you think?
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Yay.
25. IFIan Fidance
  (laughs)
26. DADave Attell
  (laughs)
27. IFIan Fidance
  (laughs)
28. DADave Attell
  Only, I bring one out every other election year.
29. IFIan Fidance
  Nice.
30. DADave Attell
  I know, it's- I don't have the turnaround you have, man. You're good.
15:00 – 30:00
Yeah. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, "I feel so stupid."
2. DADave Attell
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  But then I had a buddy of mine who was a musician, and he said he would take it and it would ha- really help with his creativity when he's writing songs.
4. DADave Attell
  Really? Wow.
5. IFIan Fidance
  Oh, wow.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
7. DADave Attell
  Sounds like an excuse.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  But it's... I think it's a thing. I th- It's, well, definitely a crutch, right?
9. DADave Attell
  Yeah.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  But I think it's a thing where it's, like, different for different people, like for some... Like, for Stanhope, weed is horrific.
11. DADave Attell
  Yeah. No, he's not a weed guy.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  You can't, you can't do it.
13. DADave Attell
  Yeah. He's an OG drunk.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
15. DADave Attell
  Yep.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  But for me, weed is like, "This is wonderful."
17. DADave Attell
  Mm-hmm.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, I love it. Like, everything's great. But I just think it's... I think the, the, the div- div- diversity of, like, how... The, the differences in people's, like, just chemistry-
19. DADave Attell
  Mm-hmm.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  ... is very underappreciated, in terms of tolerance to food, in terms of, you know, how much you can exercise.
21. DADave Attell
  Oh, it's different. Yeah.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, uh, what kind of diseases you're gonna get. Like, there's... It's biodiversity, man.
23. DADave Attell
  Well, you gotta try it to find out.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. We're all fucking different, like anyone size fits all. Get the fuck outta here with that. That, that doesn't work with people.
25. DADave Attell
  Yeah.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  We're so different.
27. DADave Attell
  Right.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  We're almost like a bunch of different species all smooshed up together.
29. DADave Attell
  Yeah. When I had, uh, shoulder surgery, uh, they gave me a pain blocker. Have you ever had one of those?
30. JRJoe Rogan
  No.
30:00 – 45:00
And then I think…
1. DADave Attell
2. JRJoe Rogan
  And then I think America was like, "I like what she's wearing."
3. NANarrator
  (laughs)
4. DADave Attell
  Yeah. (laughs)
5. JRJoe Rogan
  "I want a..."
6. DADave Attell
  "She looks good."
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. "I want that dress."
8. DADave Attell
  Mm-hmm.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  I think it's that. That's what I think it is, and I think that's why they're fucking pushing for all this crazy shit today.
10. DADave Attell
  Mm-hmm.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  People think they're try- really trying to make the world better for people. No, they're not. Shut the fuck up. They're trying to get more control out of you.
12. DADave Attell
  What's your, like, uh, when you go overseas, like, do you perform like a tour or like, what's your favorite, like, spot overseas?
13. JRJoe Rogan
  I love the UK. I love-
14. DADave Attell
  Yeah.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  I love to go over there. I just love the people. I just love it. They're fun. It's a fun place. I love England. I love, uh, I love Scotland.
16. DADave Attell
  How about Australia, have you done that?
17. JRJoe Rogan
  ... yeah. I've done Australia, I love Australia.
18. IFIan Fidance
  Ooh. I've never done that.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  They're fun fucking people, man. They're fun people. You know, there's a lot of America that's, like, a little uptight.
20. IFIan Fidance
  For sure. (laughs)
21. DADave Attell
  (laughs)
22. JRJoe Rogan
  And also, like, very judgey.
23. IFIan Fidance
  A lot, yeah. (laughs)
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Very judgey and very uptight.
25. DADave Attell
  Yeah.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  And, you know, I know there's a lot of wokeness in England too, but, like, good old fucking regular drunk English guys are fun.
27. IFIan Fidance
  Mm.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  I like 'em. I like drunk Irish guys, they're fun.
29. DADave Attell
  Ireland is good.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. They're fun. Young people there get it. Young people know what the fuck is going on. The, the young people today are on the internet, and the young people today are paying attention to people that aren't lying.
45:00 – 1:00:00
Maybe. I wonder. I…
1. IFIan Fidance
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Maybe. I wonder. I mean, that kinda makes sense.
3. DADave Attell
  Yeah, that sounds like it's gonna-
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Kinda makes sense.
5. DADave Attell
  ... squab with a guy.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Yeah, where the f-... That's a weird word.
7. DADave Attell
  It is.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Are we squabbling?
9. DADave Attell
  Yeah.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  What are we squabbling about? That doesn't even sound like a fight word.
11. IFIan Fidance
  No. How can you fight after hearing that?
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Squabble sounds like something that happens-
13. IFIan Fidance
  Squabble? (laughs) No.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  ... to your ankle.
15. DADave Attell
  (laughs)
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Squabble. Ankle got squabbled.
17. DADave Attell
  I squabbed on the way in.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) Yeah, good. That's a-
19. IFIan Fidance
  Gotta go to the doctor and get a squab.
20. DADave Attell
  What about squirrel? That used to be a, like a frontiersman, "Hey, I, I shot some squirrel." Right?
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, yeah. People still eat squirrels.
22. DADave Attell
  Yeah.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  They eat squirrels, uh, all throughout the south.
24. DADave Attell
  Mm-hmm.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  I have friends that hunt squirrels.
26. IFIan Fidance
  Some friends of mine wanna take me, uh, squirrel, raccoon, and rabbit hunting while I'm here.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Wow.
28. IFIan Fidance
  Yeah.
29. DADave Attell
  He's a good shot, by the way.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  I would-
1:00:00 – 1:03:22
Right, right. …
1. DADave Attell
  fights-
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Right, right.
3. DADave Attell
  Um, just squad cars coming from every direction-
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, yeah, yeah.
5. DADave Attell
  ... all the time for, like, two hours. Then it's, like, quiet again. But it's just, like, this amazing kind of like, um, you know, um, like, like, almost like somebody said, like, you know, rung a bell. It's like, "Be nuts." You know-
6. IFIan Fidance
  Yeah, it's like a weird-
7. DADave Attell
  And people go crazy.
8. IFIan Fidance
  ... purge for a couple hours.
9. DADave Attell
  A purge.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
11. DADave Attell
  The purge. (laughs)
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
13. DADave Attell
  That's what it feels like.
14. IFIan Fidance
  It is like that. A bunch of barefoot drunk women. (laughs)
15. JRJoe Rogan
  God.
16. DADave Attell
  But-
17. JRJoe Rogan
  So crazy.
18. DADave Attell
  But yeah, that, that just, that, that street, man, there's so much stuff going on.
19. IFIan Fidance
  It's very overwhelming.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  ... but that's a good place for comedy, both in San Diego and here.
21. DADave Attell
  Sure.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  It's like to be around that chaos and then come inside, you're a little-
23. DADave Attell
  Mm-hmm.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  ... like more used to chaos.
25. DADave Attell
  Hmm.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  A little more used to, like, some nuttiness.
27. DADave Attell
  Mm-hmm.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  You know? You're, you're out there waiting in line and you just see-
29. DADave Attell
  You're seeing some shit, yeah.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  ... fucking crackheads everywhere. We have security out there to protect them.

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