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Joe Rogan Experience #2127 - Eleanor Kerrigan

Eleanor J. Kerrigan is a stand-up comic, actor, and co-host of the podcast "The Store Podcast" with Rick Ingraham and "What's Up, Doc?" with Jeff Danis. Watch her new special, "Eleanor Kerrigan: No Country for Old Women," on YouTube. www.eleanorjkerrigan.com

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Hello, Eleanor.

    4. EK

      Great deep breath.

    5. JR

      How are you?

    6. EK

      I really took that in.

    7. JR

      What's going on, what's cracking, kid?

    8. EK

      Nothing, I'm excited to be here.

    9. JR

      We're excited to have you.

    10. EK

      Whoo-hoo.

    11. JR

      How's LA treating you?

    12. EK

      LA's good.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. EK

      Uh, I mean, I'll be honest, I haven't been there a lot. After I filmed my special, I just... uh, I mean, I'm on the road so much.

    15. JR

      Right.

    16. EK

      So, which is good, and then I get to go to Philly. In between, I hang out with my mom. So, all... in between gigs, I'll just hang out at my mom's instead of going back to Ph- uh, LA. But I feel like I haven't been... yeah, I think I was there for five days last week.

    17. JR

      Yeah, it becomes, when you do the road all the time, your house sorta just becomes some stop.

    18. EK

      Yeah, but I have no responsibility whatsoever.

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. EK

      Like, I don't have a da- I don't have a plant. I have nothing, like so...

    21. JR

      Come on, Megs.

    22. EK

      (laughs)

    23. JR

      What a free, what a free existence you've carved out for yourself.

    24. EK

      (laughs) What an asshole. (laughs)

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. EK

      So selfish.

    27. JR

      Isn't... it's funny, because people think about it that way, like you have to have things you're responsible for.

    28. EK

      Sure.

    29. JR

      Otherwise, you're a bad person.

    30. EK

      Yeah, I t- I always tell my mom I'm living her... what she would wanna, wanted to do had she not had 10 children. (laughs)

  2. 15:0030:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      It was fun, but it was like, "Whoa, you're, we're jumping right into this."

    2. EK

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      It's a little easier 'cause they were happy to see me.

    4. EK

      Oh, f-

    5. JR

      But, but if-

    6. EK

      Right.

    7. JR

      But if it was not that sort of situation, you know, and you're a n- unknown-

    8. EK

      Right.

    9. JR

      ... and you're not the person that people came to see, they're like, "All right, what do we got here?" And if you're a chick...

    10. EK

      Oh, forget it.

    11. JR

      That is... I've always said this and I think this needs to be recognized, like, women are limited in the way the audience is willing to perceive them right off the bat. Just willing, willing to... You have to break through boundaries-

    12. EK

      Right.

    13. JR

      ... in order for them to take you even remotely seriously. You start off... If a man starts off at zero, a woman goes on stage, she starts off at negative three.

    14. EK

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      Minimum.

    16. EK

      Immediately?

    17. JR

      Immediately. If a guy sees a girl go on stage, how many guys, like your brother? If he sees-

    18. EK

      (laughs) Always.

    19. JR

      Yeah. If he sees a girl walk on stage they're like, "Ugh."

    20. EK

      Well, for a d- with Dice, the... When they look at me when I come out, they're like, "Is this a sacrifice?"

    21. JR

      (burping sound)

    22. EK

      "Who is this? What is this gonna... Who's this?"

    23. JR

      But-

    24. EK

      But now they know me.

    25. JR

      But once y-

    26. EK

      So that's good.

    27. JR

      But once you're proven they're like, "Oh, okay."

    28. EK

      Cool.

    29. JR

      But it's a harder gig.

    30. EK

      Absolutely.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Does India have an…

    1. EK

    2. JR

      Does India have an app?

    3. EK

      Come on over, guys. (laughs)

    4. JR

      Let's go.

    5. EK

      Bring it on, bitches.

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. EK

      (laughs)

    8. JR

      Ugh.

    9. EK

      Yeah, it's just weird. It's TikTok, uh... But I... My nieces were like, "You have to get on TikTok." So I did-

    10. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    11. EK

      ... but I stink at it. I don't know how, I don't know how to excel at it. I do watch the videos though.

    12. JR

      Well, you gotta be trans, first of all.

    13. EK

      Hey. (laughs)

    14. JR

      Can you, can you at least fake it?

    15. EK

      I... No, it's not fair.

    16. JR

      Why don't you give yourself a mustache?

    17. EK

      I wanted to transition when I was a kid, and my mom wouldn't let me. I begged, I begged. I think I was, like, seven or eight. I wanted to be a male bodybuilder.

    18. JR

      Really?

    19. EK

      And my mom was like, "N-"

    20. JR

      Imagine if that was around today and you lived in Santa Monica.

    21. EK

      Oh, I would be halfway somewhere.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. EK

      At least, if I was a kid now.

    24. JR

      You'd be a guy.

    25. EK

      Yeah. I'd have one nut maybe, half a tit. We'll see. But I'm saying, like, uh, I would... I begged. I told my mom, "I wanna..." I took a picture out of a male bodybuilder's magazine.

    26. JR

      Wow.

    27. EK

      I ripped it out and I was like, "This is what I want." And my mom was like, "The guy?" Like... (laughs) I was like, "No, I wanna trans... I wanna be a male bodybuilder and I wanna..." I didn't know transition, I just said I wanna be a boy.

    28. JR

      Oh, wow.

    29. EK

      And she was so mad 'cause she had four boys in a row and she begged for a little girl. And then I came out, and I'm like, "What's up, motherfucker?" You know, like...

    30. JR

      How much that, you, what's up, motherfuckers, was affected by the fact that you have all those brothers?

  4. 45:001:00:00

    People are performative occasionally.…

    1. EK

    2. JR

      People are performative occasionally.

    3. EK

      Oh, absolutely.

    4. JR

      And so, and, and sometimes when people want you to think of them in one way or another, they will behave that way, and people can keep that up for-

    5. EK

      I didn't know them from anybody. We just met.

    6. JR

      Right.

    7. EK

      So you're s- saying sh- she was performing, like-

    8. JR

      Well I think e- e- be c- deciding that you're a woman-

    9. EK

      Right.

    10. JR

      ... and then performing like a woman-

    11. EK

      Oh, I see. Okay.

    12. JR

      ... is a thing that we can all do.

    13. EK

      I see what you're saying.

    14. JR

      If you met me, Eleanor, if you met me, and you're like, "Oh my God, Joe Rogan is a woman."

    15. EK

      (laughs)

    16. JR

      Like, thinks like a woman, behaves like a woman-

    17. EK

      Hm.

    18. JR

      ... has off this-

    19. EK

      He's all feminine.

    20. JR

      ... woman energy, like so sweet, so amazing. Y- it's performative.

    21. EK

      I see.

    22. JR

      Like you're a biological man.

    23. EK

      Well, you don't think you could be-

    24. JR

      And there's a lot of social value-

    25. EK

      Mm-hmm.

    26. JR

      ... in being trans today. There's a lot of-

    27. EK

      Oh, I, I, I agree with you on that. I, I think-

    28. JR

      You get attention, you get attention for having nothing interesting about you, other than the fact that you're a boy who wants to be a girl.

    29. EK

      Right.

    30. JR

      That's it. And that is like a crazy low barrier to entry to be a part of a protected class and to be celebrated for people that'll never be celebrated.

  5. 1:00:001:07:51

    I know. It's funny…

    1. EK

      She said, "What do you identify as?" Now, Charlie's in his 50s, and he goes, "The fuck are you talking about?" Like, you know what I mean? Like-

    2. JR

      I know. It's funny when they bring it up out of nowhere, "What are your pronouns?"

    3. EK

      "What are you saying? You can see me, bitch."

    4. JR

      "What are your pronouns? How do you identify?"

    5. EK

      Like, right. (laughs) But they-

    6. JR

      "With your mustache and your gray chest hair."

    7. EK

      Yeah, and he's sitting there, you know. He's rubbing one out like, "What are you saying?" You know? Like, but he looked at her because it's so foreign-

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. EK

      ... to him. And a- and the lady apologized. She goes, "I'm sorry, I have to ask." Like, because they... People get-

    10. JR

      It's like part of the regulations.

    11. EK

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      Well, it's probably a DEI thing that they have that's attached to their business.

    13. EK

      It's so crazy. It's-

    14. JR

      Yeah. It's, it's... Well, it's... You know, uh, Vivek Ramaswamy, that guy who's running for president?

    15. EK

      Mm-hmm.

    16. JR

      He's a brilliant guy, and he said some very interesting things. One, he said, he called it the tyranny of the oppressed. He goes, "Yeah, it's not good to oppress people." Sure, you should be-

    17. EK

      Right.

    18. JR

      Everyone should be free. But it's also not good to give the oppressed so much power that they can just r- run rampant over-

    19. EK

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      ... everyone else, and everybody has to like adhere to their rules.

    21. EK

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      Because they were at one point in time a part of an oppressed class.

    23. EK

      We're the o- yeah.

    24. JR

      And I think that's the overcorrection that we're talking about with like the trans stuff. The problem is today, it can be pushed in a way that's so different than when we were kids. When we were kids, if you were a gay guy, you became a priest. (laughs)

    25. EK

      (laughs)

    26. JR

      Did you have a gay guy in high school that became a priest?

    27. EK

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      Yeah, we did.

    29. EK

      (laughs) And he's not a pedophile.

    30. JR

      We used to... No, our, our guy wasn't a pedophile.

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