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Joe Rogan Experience #2132 - Andrew Schulz

Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. His latest special, "Infamous," is available on YouTube. www.theandrewschulz.com

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Apr 6, 20243h 57mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. JR

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Like, I think of, I think he has that, that CIA guy on with the hair.

    4. AS

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      You know? And, uh-

    6. AS

      What do you think of that guy?

    7. JR

      So after the pod- (snaps fingers)

    8. AS

      I guess we're up. Let's go.

    9. JR

      You wanna go?

    10. AS

      We're rolling.

    11. JR

      Let's do it.

    12. AS

      Let's go.

    13. JR

      Okay, so, um, he came on, and he was very, like, forthco- first of all, he's very charming, but like, when you're talking to anybody who's worked for the CIA, you're looking at him through the same lens as you look at, like, a therapist.

    14. AS

      Right.

    15. JR

      Where it's like, "Wait, are you analyzing? Like, what's going on?"

    16. AS

      Right, "What's going on here?"

    17. JR

      Very charming, very smart, very, like, seems to really know what's going on in the world, but like, straight up told us, he's like, "Yeah, the CIA, you know, I guess one of the advantages I have is like I'm pretty close to a sociopath. Like, I'm not there, but like I don't, I don't feel the same emotions that everybody feels. There's like a lack of guilt, but I know when I should feel it in these moments."

    18. AS

      Whoa.

    19. JR

      But that's a huge advantage. Imagine if you're trying to, like, find assets and flip assets.

    20. AS

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      If you and I, like, build a relationship with somebody and we, like, feel empathy for them-

    22. AS

      Right.

    23. JR

      ... maybe we wouldn't be able to say, "Hey, now it's time for you to cough up the information or else."

    24. AS

      Right.

    25. JR

      But somebody else in that position might, so I would imagine if you were at the fucking CIA, you're like, "Okay, we're looking for people who have gone through these things in their life that'll- that have curated this kind of, like, personality type."

    26. AS

      Well, isn't it just, like, part of the gig? Like, here- here's a for instance. Like, your bit about Puffy. (laughs)

    27. JR

      (laughs) How are you gonna connect these two fucking dots?

    28. AS

      You're- y- y- that bit is, like, look, you don't have any real personal beef with Diddy.

    29. JR

      Mm-mm.

    30. AS

      But it's gotta go down. The- the- the bits are there. I'm a gold miner. I just found some gold.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Right. …

    1. AS

      a support person, and I only have so much room that I can climb."

    2. JR

      Right.

    3. AS

      "I can never be Andrew Schulz. I'm always going to be this guy who works with Andrew Schulz." Or, oh, like, I've had a few buddies that have opening acts that wind up getting very entitled.

    4. JR

      Hmm.

    5. AS

      And they have real problems with them, where the opening acts get resentful and it becomes issues.

    6. JR

      And then what do they do?

    7. AS

      Even good guys.

    8. JR

      They clip them.

    9. AS

      They get rid of them.

    10. JR

      You have to.

    11. AS

      Yeah, you gotta get rid of them.

    12. JR

      'Cause you can't be around someone who resents your success.

    13. AS

      I just had a friend who just led me through all the shit that his opening act was doing and... But I've, I know several guys that have had that. And once things start popping, those guys feel like, "Hey, you know, I'm a big deal."

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. AS

      You know? Like, you don't even... You're just like... You could be replaced with another guy who does 15 minutes.

    16. JR

      Hmm.

    17. AS

      Like, this is crazy. You're, you have an amazing opportunity.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. AS

      You get a chance to perform in front of these thousands of people that you would-

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. AS

      ... never be able to perform in front of them.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. AS

      And you light it up.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. AS

      You can move up the ladder, and then one day, that could be you, and they could be coming to see you.

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. AS

      And we've all seen that.

    28. JR

      And you never want to have to manage somebody like that. You want to have people around you that are excited by the opportunity-

    29. AS

      Yes.

    30. JR

      ... and everybody's, like, part of the team, and we're doing this fucking unbelievable thing.

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    When he was leaving…

    1. AS

    2. JR

      When he was leaving office. Yeah, yeah.

    3. AS

      Which is one of the craziest videos in human history.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. AS

      Where he's saying the military industrial complex-

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. AS

      ... wants to go to war. Like there's a machine that wants to go to war and you have to be very careful of it.

    8. JR

      So what is the history of this? So what World War II?

    9. AS

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      The whole country turns into a war machine, is that essentially-

    11. AS

      Exactly.

    12. JR

      ... and which was beneficial for us, right?

    13. AS

      Sure. Great for the economy, great for a lot of things, great to unite us.

    14. JR

      Great for freedom.

    15. AS

      Right.

    16. JR

      Great for not speaking fucking German-

    17. AS

      Mm-hmm.

    18. JR

      ... for the rest of our existence. But, and, and by it turns into a war machine, like Ford just starts making tanks.... like, everybody shifts their goal, right? Is that essentially what happens when...

    19. AS

      Well, a lot of people definitely shift their... I mean, Ford obviously kept making cars, but like, a lot of people do shift their-

    20. JR

      But I think Ford also-

    21. AS

      ... their businesses.

    22. JR

      ... started making military vehicles.

    23. AS

      Did they?

    24. JR

      My-

    25. AS

      Makes sense.

    26. JR

      That was my understanding is that, like, every business started to prioritize the war effort.

    27. AS

      Right.

    28. JR

      And then-

    29. AS

      Definitely.

    30. JR

      ... not overnight, but pretty quickly, the whole country had one singular focus, which was, "If we need to go to war-

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    Mm-hmm. …

    1. JR

      of.

    2. AS

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      Or I do think that I would just kind of get weak and fall apart.

    4. AS

      Comfort is a warm and enticing poison.

    5. JR

      Yep.

    6. AS

      And it's a slow poison.

    7. JR

      Yep.

    8. AS

      You can take a little bit of it on the, on the couch, just relaxing.

    9. JR

      And it is nice.

    10. AS

      You can take a little of it. It's nice.

    11. JR

      Hmm.

    12. AS

      But don't let that get into your veins, because it'll make the rest of your life harder.

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. AS

      'Cause you're gonna encounter hard things. And if the hard thing that you don't voluntarily subscribe to, the hard thing that you don't force yourself into-

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. AS

      ... isn't harder than the other things in life, you're gonna have a hard time managing.

    17. JR

      Yeah, and it's voluntary.

    18. AS

      It has to be voluntary.

    19. JR

      You have to choose it.

    20. AS

      You have to have discipline.

    21. JR

      There's a, um-

    22. AS

      I think character is like cardio. I think you have to keep it up.

    23. JR

      Yep.

    24. AS

      I do.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. AS

      I really do.

    27. JR

      Yes, yeah.

    28. AS

      You take a few weeks off of cardio, you're like, (gasping) .

    29. JR

      Yeah, yeah.

    30. AS

      I think that's the same with character, and I think it's the same with, uh, d- doing difficult things and also self-assessing, honestly.

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    If I didn't find…

    1. JR

      do you mean?

    2. AS

      If I didn't find some outlet, some competitive, like, dangerous outlet to test me as a man-

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. AS

      ... I was an angry kid, man. Well, it's not good to grow up a boy and be an angry boy and not have an outlet, 'cause you just-

    5. JR

      Why do you-

    6. AS

      ... you won't have control of it. You won't-

    7. JR

      But why do you think you were angry?

    8. AS

      I think a lot of it is genetic.

    9. JR

      Really?

    10. AS

      Yeah, there's a lot of j- there's a... I think a lot of people, like, what's inside of them is genetic. It's learned experiences, being around violence when I was young. There's, there's quite a few things that I think are attached to it. But I think there's some part of it is genetic. There's some part of drive I think that's genetic too, which is interesting when you see your kids have it.

    11. JR

      Yeah, I've talked to friends about that who have multiple kids and they can see it in some, and, and others they just don't really see it, and it's kind of-

    12. AS

      It's out of the box, they're different.

    13. JR

      Yeah, yeah.

    14. AS

      Yeah. Like my, uh, 15-year-old is like hyper focused on things, hyper focused on athletics, hyper focused... But also very loved.... like, doesn't have this desire to prove herself like I had.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. AS

      I was like, "I'm not a loser. I'm gonna show everybody-"

    17. JR

      (sighs) Yeah.

    18. AS

      "... that I'm not a loser."

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. AS

      That was, like, my drive as a kid. And martial arts were the first thing that I ever did where I was like, "Hey, I'm not a loser."

    21. JR

      But it's also the most humbling thing.

    22. AS

      Oh, the most humbling. Yeah, the most humbling. But I got good at it quick.

    23. JR

      But still, it's like-

    24. AS

      I was- I was- I was very lucky.

    25. JR

      But there's always someone better at it, I don't know, like even if-

    26. AS

      Yeah. But I got lucky that I was going into it at the right time. Like I had some athletic experience, like I had done ... I had wrestled, I'd done baseball, I'd played some sports.

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. AS

      So I wasn't, like, totally inept. I was a ... When I played baseball, well, I was so selfish, I would never try to get on first.

    29. JR

      (laughs) You- you wanted that double.

    30. AS

      Fuck you. Home run-

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