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Joe Rogan Experience #2135 - Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan is a stand-up comic, actor, writer, director, and host of the podcast "Blocks." Catch his new special, "Neal Brennan: Crazy Good," on Netflix. www.nealbrennan.com

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Apr 12, 20242h 30mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NB

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

    3. (instrumental music)

    4. JR

      Dude.

    5. NB

      On, in sketches. I could say for the air, but-

    6. JR

      We're on the air.

    7. NB

      Oh, we are on the air.

    8. JR

      Yeah, we're rolling.

    9. NB

      I just turned my monitor around 'cause I could see myself and I didn't wanna be. But what in sketches, I'll just open up with a Chappelle story 'cause that's what everybody thinks they're doing here. Dave would be watching himself-

    10. JR

      On the monitors?

    11. NB

      ... on the monitor.

    12. JR

      Hmm.

    13. NB

      And then, and I'd be like, (laughs) I don't know, man, just be in it. And then I'd turn and I'd tell the cameraman to turn around. He'd be like, "Did Neil tell you to turn around?"

    14. NA

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. NB

      So he, so he couldn't watch himself. (laughs) It just felt like, you're just, if you're doing Rick James, maybe just be Rick James, not see yourself as Rick James.

    17. JR

      Maybe it, like, affirmed-

    18. NB

      (laughs)

    19. JR

      ... that he's Rick James.

    20. NB

      No, I- (laughs) Well, yeah-

    21. JR

      When he saw the video.

    22. NB

      ... Rick James would look at a monitor of him.

    23. JR

      Yes.

    24. NB

      Absolutely.

    25. JR

      In that character-

    26. NB

      As a-

    27. JR

      ... I would imagine.

    28. NB

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      That's actually a good move.

    30. NB

      (laughs)

  2. 15:0030:00

    Okay, but you... I've…

    1. JR

      it's available anytime you want it. They love the fact there's no commercials. All that shit is just... they're just trapped. And if I was a network executive, if I was at the top of the food chain, I would be really thinking like, "Is there another way to do this? Does it have to be this way? Does it have to be commercial breaks?" Because nobody watches those, they're not good, they're not funny.

    2. NB

      Okay, but you... I've heard, and I haven't experienced because I haven't made a show at Netflix other than stand-up, the, there are things that they, they need you to hit certain shit by minute 10, uh, the end of every episode has to be a cliffhanger.

    3. JR

      Oh, really?

    4. NB

      That's what I've heard. I haven't experienced firsthand but... So, so it's... as a, you know, show creator, I wonder if there is a imperative to want it. It's... you kinda wanna know the, with the information-

    5. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    6. NB

      ... in terms of like when do people turn the shit off?

    7. JR

      Right.

    8. NB

      When do... it will, will... I heard something like if they watch the first three, then they'll watch 10. Like, you have to... so they're like, "Front load the first three with plot, character, maybe se-" I don't even know what the info, so I'm kinda talking out of my ass a little bit, but I do know that they have information.

    9. JR

      So it's a formula.

    10. NB

      That they're... yeah, that they want... it's like you want people to watch your shit or not?

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. NB

      Like, I, I, I... in my, my new special's 53 minutes 'cause I don't need it... I never, I've never been like, "Oh, good. It's an hour 20." I... it's never better longer to me. And I...

    13. JR

      53 minutes is perfect.

    14. NB

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      It's perfect.

    16. NB

      Um, uh, and I move jokes up. I was like, that's a... that joke, that's... it's like when you do the live show, the first really big laugh, like in my live shows, probably at, I think it was at 11:00 and I... so in, in Netflix, I moved it up to like 7:00 or 8:00.

    17. JR

      Mm-hmm. Just get it in there quick.

    18. NB

      You know what I mean? Like, like the big, big, like, "Oh, fuck," like a different energy laugh-

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. NB

      ... move it up.

    21. JR

      That's weird, though.

    22. NB

      But I, but I'm-

    23. JR

      You get it.

    24. NB

      It's, it's a form.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. NB

      I'm de- I'm meeting them where they are.

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. NB

      Do you know what I mean?

    29. JR

      I know what you're saying. Yeah. But it's-

    30. NB

      Like, I don't feel like I'm selling myself out or like I'm...

  3. 30:0045:00

    Mm-hmm. …

    1. JR

      let slide today that won't be a- you're not gonna be able to let, like, congressional insider trading slide.

    2. NB

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      It's goin- it's gonna be a real problem. You're not gonna be able to have bills where you have a border funding bill that also has funding for Ukraine.

    4. NB

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      Like, there- there's all that kind of stuff is gonna have to go by the wayside.

    6. NB

      You think AI will prevent that?

    7. JR

      Yeah. Yeah.

    8. NB

      How come?

    9. JR

      Well, because people will be able to analyze everything about every bill i- instantaneously. It's not gonna be as simple as, you know, you have to sit down and read a 2,000-page bill. It's gonna be- AI is gonna break it down, and it's also gonna break down who the people are that proposed the bill and then also what the influences these people have in terms of who their donors are. And you're gonna get, like, very specific breakdowns of what all these things are, and people will be far more informed.

    10. NB

      I- my feeling on that is that people...... are, in some ways, are informed, and we're all kind of powerless to change it.

    11. JR

      There's a little bit of that right now.

    12. NB

      Do you know what I mean?

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. NB

      Like, Citizens United or, like, dark money, or AstroTurfing, or, or, or porking bills, or tying things together, or emergency. It's just all the shit of, like, how the fuck are we supposed to even d- move the needle at all as people?

    15. JR

      Right.

    16. NB

      At all. It's, it seems impossible.

    17. JR

      It definitely does now.

    18. NB

      The way the shit's set up.

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. NB

      Um-

    21. JR

      It definitely does now.

    22. NB

      And I don't, and AI doesn't seem like... Oh, I don't think the, I don't think the problem is a lack of understanding. I think the problem is a, it's the system is set up so that it's, the only way to get a law made is like getting a building named. You gotta have 10 million bucks.

    23. JR

      Yeah, there's a little bit of that going on too. I mean, it's, there's no way to run for president unless you have hundreds of millions of dollars backing you, which is just insane. It's insane. And money in politics-

    24. NB

      There's no way to run for Senate-

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. NB

      ... without, without a hund- you know, a hundred.

    27. JR

      Right. You're, you're getting a job that's $150,000 a year, and you're spending hundreds of millions.

    28. NB

      People in the primary have a hundred.

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. NB

      Sweetie.

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    Mm-hmm. …

    1. NB

      so... That would make me feel so sorry for myself-

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    3. NB

      ... if I went for surgery and was, like, worse off.

    4. JR

      Yeah. That's a problem with some surgeries. And the problem with surgeons is that, uh, you know, when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

    5. NB

      Mm-hmm.

    6. JR

      And, you know, that's the only solution. I mean, uh...

    7. NB

      Yeah, that's most, you know.

    8. JR

      I've had a bunch of surgeries that I avoided, where the doctor's like, "You're gonna need surgery." And I was like, "Are you fucking sure?" Like, "Are you sure?" And then-

    9. NB

      Knees, shoulders, shit like that?

    10. JR

      Yeah. Shoulders is the big one. Yeah. I wound up getting stem cells in my back. I had, uh, bulging discs and they were like, "You gotta get that trimmed." And I was like, "Are you sure that's the only way to do it?" It's not the only way to do it. So I had-

    11. NB

      What did they do?

    12. JR

      ... decompression, stem cells, fixed it. I have zero problems-

    13. NB

      Really?

    14. JR

      Yeah. Zero problems with my neck, zero problems with my shoulder. I had a full-length rotator cuff tear in my shoulder. And they were like, "You're gonna need surgery, 100%." And I went back to the doctor six months later. He's like, "This is fucking crazy." Like, that, that tear doesn't exist anymore.

    15. NB

      What did you do?

    16. JR

      It's 'cause of the stem cells. Yeah.

    17. NB

      And direct into it?

    18. JR

      Yeah, direct into it. Yeah.

    19. NB

      And all... Was it... Did you have to go far? Did... Was it just, like, local? Again, a loc-

    20. JR

      I did it in, uh... Well, I did it in Vegas and I did it in LA. I did it several times. Uh, I, I think I did three injections in my shoulder. And then six months later, I got another MRI and they're like, "You don't have a tear anymore." The s- the doctor was blown away 'cause it, this was all... You know, we're talking about, ugh, I think my injury was, like, 2015, 2016, somewhere around then. So this was all fairly recent in terms of, like, the amount of res- the kind of results that they were getting. And this doctor had never seen anything like it. He was blown away. He'd been an orthopedic surgeon for 20 years.

    21. NB

      Did you have to do anything?

    22. JR

      No.

    23. NB

      Did you have to rehab it? Or they just-

    24. JR

      Yeah. I did re-... I did regular rehab. Like, once I got the surgery, I did, like, I do a lot of bands.

    25. NB

      But you're trying to bring back... What are you bringing? You're br-

    26. JR

      You're regenerating tissue. You're regenerating tissue.

    27. NB

      Can rehab do- help you with that?

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. NB

      Or is that just stem cell?

    30. JR

      Yeah. It just, it strengthens it. I think the, the rehab with the stem... The, the key is, it's, like, not injuring it while you're healing. And the problem is, it starts feeling better and then you start pushing, then you re-aggravate the injury, and then you're in this repetitive cycle. But if you can avoid that, like, um... My friend, Shane Dorian, he's a big wave surfer, and he got, uh, serious stem cells down in, uh, Tijuana where they could do wild shit. And, uh, he got his entire back done. So they put him under and they do every disc in his back. And they're like, "You can't do anything." Like, "You can only walk for, like, a couple of months." Like, that's all you could do. And for a guy like him who's a world champion surfer and he's an athlete and he's always exercising, he's always doing something, it was crazy to just not... All you could do is walk. But now he feels fucking incredible. And it's just months later.

  5. 1:00:001:12:22

    You motherfucker. …

    1. JR

      No, I'm just kidding.

    2. NB

      You motherfucker.

    3. JR

      You look all right. You look thin and healthy.

    4. NB

      Thank you so much.

    5. JR

      But you can do it if you supplement carefully and you're a smart guy. You know what to eat and what not to eat, and you know to-

    6. NB

      And I can get my blood tested and go to a guy, and he tells me-

    7. JR

      Yeah. You get vitamin D.

    8. NB

      Yeah, yeah.

    9. JR

      If you have money-

    10. NB

      Yeah. Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... you can do all the things that you do to make sure that you're okay. And it absolutely can be done. I know people that eat a vegan diet. And I also think there's biodiversity. There's some people, their ancestry is very different. Their- their genetics are very different, and they're- they're much more... Uh, vegan diet is more tolerable for them. Like, Indian people, Indian people have been eating vegetarian food for so fucking long.

    12. NB

      Mm-hmm.

    13. JR

      You know, I would imagine-

    14. NB

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      ... that their body, their genes have adapted if they've come from a long line of vegetarians.

    16. NB

      Yeah, like, they're kind of stuck with vegetable. And they're... You know what I mean? (laughs) They're kinda stuck with-

    17. JR

      I mean, maybe it would be beneficial-

    18. NB

      ... would not stuck with... Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... for them to- to supplement with protein.

    20. NB

      Or they figured it out. They have it.

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. NB

      Their body has figured... If their-

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. NB

      Whatever it was deficient in, it's figured out a way around it by what's- what was available to them.

    25. JR

      Right. But when we look at countries that consume more meat, they- they're healthier and they live longer. Hong Kong is a great example of that. So, there's some great studies that have done- been done on Hong Kong. They have, like, o- one of the highest meat consumptions and higher life expectancies and-... but it's-

    26. NB

      Yeah, and then there's also, like, Blue Zone-

    27. JR

      Then again, it's like how long have they been doing it?

    28. NB

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Yeah, and-

    30. NB

      And the Blue Zone or the, like, a little bit of prot- yeah. It's, it's ... I guess what you're saying is the acknowledgment that, like, shit's complicated and there's no one right or wrong answer.

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