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Joe Rogan Experience #2145 - Colin Quinn

Colin Quinn is a stand-up comic, on-air personality, actor, and author of several books, among them "Overstated: A Coast to Coast Roast of the 50 States." https://youtu.be/e-PGVxGEpA0?si=tyRw7RvcsD-Y9mfQ www.colinquinn.com

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  1. 0:000:06

    Cold open and show kickoff

    1. JR

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

  2. 0:062:14

    Comedy club discipline: hecklers, crowd work clips, and audience behavior

    1. CQ

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Hello, Hello, Joe. Joe, that was fun last night. Let me just start by saying what a fun time at the club. Um, the green room and everything else. And here's what I was, I was talking to the head of security at the club, here's what I love about the club. I worked the club. I had a great weekend b- about a couple of months ago, is they keep the audience in line. Nobody's heckling without getting booted. Is that not the most important thing in comedy that nobody talks about?

    2. JR

      It's very important.

    3. CQ

      It's unbelievable.

    4. JR

      And unfortunately, there's so many crowd work, uh, clips that get put out on Instagram-

    5. CQ

      Right.

    6. JR

      ... and like people are now thinking that they wanna be a part of the show.

    7. CQ

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      And so I see people much more often chiming in and yelling things out, and they think they're gonna be a part of things.

    9. CQ

      Yeah. And even when you go, when you try to be nice on the first line, you go, "That was okay, sir." Then they try again, you're like, "Listen, you pi- oh my god."

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. CQ

      But that's what I love about your club. Everybody there just has the energy like, "We're gonna tell you right now. Another word, you're out." That's how it should be.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. CQ

      'Cause as you know, there's no, nobody heckles once.

    14. JR

      Right.

    15. CQ

      Nobody's ever heckled once.

    16. JR

      Nobody heckles sober either.

    17. CQ

      And nobody heckles sober.

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. CQ

      And they just like to start trouble. And the green room was fun, and even though I didn't go on, it was a, I also didn't go on because you have to understand the language where I was like, you're like, "You wanna go on?" I go, "Um, I don't really wanna go on." They go, "Oh, that's cool." But really then you're supposed to say, "The crowd really wants you to go on." And I'm like, "Joe, I don't wanna bump anybody." "No, you wouldn't be bumping anybody. We'll just cut Tony's time down." "Joe, I don't wanna be that guy." You're like, "Don't be ridiculous."

    20. JR

      Oh, I have to dance with you.

    21. CQ

      Go on. (laughs)

    22. JR

      I didn't know you wanted to dance.

    23. CQ

      Yeah. (laughs)

    24. JR

      If you, you wanna dance tonight?

    25. CQ

      No, I gotta leave, um, go to Seattle tonight.

    26. JR

      What the fuck?

    27. CQ

      I gotta go. (laughs) I would love to, yeah.

    28. JR

      Are you, are you performing tonight in Seattle?

    29. CQ

      No, no.

    30. JR

      Well, maybe I can change my flight, i-... Well, let's see-

  3. 2:143:59

    Austin as a comedy hub: newcomers, flights, and Joe DeRosa’s food influence

    1. CQ

      It keeps booming every time I was here. Last time I was here was COVID.

    2. JR

      Yeah, I don't think it's gonna get too much bigger. I think-

    3. CQ

      And, uh-

    4. JR

      ... we've reached peak.

    5. CQ

      You think so?

    6. JR

      Yeah. Yeah, I think that's about it.

    7. CQ

      Do you think Shane Gillis was the last citizen they allowed in?

    8. JR

      No, there's a few more coming. Joe DeRosa just got a place here.

    9. CQ

      He did?

    10. JR

      Yeah, and Joey Diaz is getting a place here.

    11. CQ

      I can't believe the two Joe Dees are gonna be here. Um-

    12. JR

      Let's go.

    13. CQ

      That's great.

    14. JR

      Joe Diaz and Joe DeRosa is a fierce combination.

    15. CQ

      I know, but I spoke to Joe DeRosa yesterday, and I deliberately didn't go to the chicken place because of Joe DeRosa.

    16. JR

      Really? Why?

    17. CQ

      Because when he recommended it, it just bugged me, his, his confidence when he goes, "You gotta try this chicken place." And I was like, "Uh."

    18. JR

      It's Gus' Fried Chicken-

    19. CQ

      I know.

    20. JR

      ... and it's phenomenal.

    21. CQ

      I just don't like that Joe's positioned himself as the new-

    22. JR

      I understand.

    23. CQ

      ... uh, gastronomic expert in comedy.

    24. JR

      Right, because he owns a sub shop.

    25. CQ

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      By the way, it's a good sub shop though.

    27. CQ

      I heard it's amazing.

    28. JR

      It's fucking great.

    29. CQ

      I'm embarrassed I've never been there.

    30. JR

      It's fucking great. He brought some over when they were doing Moontower. He was in town, he brought some-

  4. 3:596:48

    Green-room culture, ball-busting, and tipping as a social signal

    1. CQ

      But, uh, (laughs) what about, uh, yeah. The, um, yeah, before I came down here, I was j-... 'Cause in New York, it's so funny, we were in the green room last night, all I wanna do is bust balls with everybody.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. CQ

      Like, that's the, that's what I live for.

    4. JR

      It's fun.

    5. CQ

      You know? And, uh, when you see Shane Gillis in there, Shane Gillis is just that guy, he's so big, I just want you to f-... I want you to ma-... I want you to lock him in a, in a basement and just feed him, like, red meat-

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. CQ

      ... and make him train MMA for, like, two years and just eat mesculin and red meat.

    8. JR

      Nice.

    9. CQ

      And just become a stone cold killer.

    10. JR

      Wow.

    11. CQ

      That's my dream.

    12. JR

      I got him working out.

    13. CQ

      Apprecia-... Yeah, I know.

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. CQ

      He looked sore yesterday. He said he really worked out.

    16. JR

      He was sore. We did two, two hard days this week.

    17. CQ

      Look how big he is.

    18. JR

      He's a big fuck.

    19. CQ

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      Big old football player kid.

    21. CQ

      If I was as big as him, I wouldn't be a comic.

    22. JR

      No?

    23. CQ

      I'd be a b-... I'd be an animal.

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. CQ

      I'd be working security at the club telling people, "Shut up."

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. CQ

      "Tony's trying to do something up there."

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. CQ

      Comedy's like, it's got an anger to it, don't you think?

    30. JR

      A little bit. Yeah.

  5. 6:4811:15

    Colin’s new special filmed for psychiatrists + social media’s psychological fallout

    1. CQ

      Yeah. Well, everywhere. I mean, um, you know, I just did a special, by the way, about, uh, um, it's releasing tomorrow. It's about, uh, I did it in front of a psychiatrists' convention.

    2. JR

      Did you really?

    3. CQ

      Yeah. Yeah.

    4. JR

      Wow.

    5. CQ

      I just did it. And, um, so I f- I found, I sought out a psychiatrists' convention and went there and said, "Hey, would you guys let me go on and just do my s- shoot my special in front of you?"

    6. JR

      (laughs)

    7. CQ

      And they said sure. So I did a whole thing. And then they analyzed me afterwards and it was funny.

    8. JR

      What k- What room was it at?

    9. CQ

      It was a ballroom, like one of those conven- you know, it was like a Washington DC, some hotel off the beaten path where they were just having a convention.

    10. JR

      And they did not plan on you being there?

    11. CQ

      No.

    12. JR

      And so you knew they were gonna be there at that time.

    13. CQ

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      And you coordinated with them.

    15. CQ

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      You set up cameras, the whole deal.

    17. CQ

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      Did you inform them before, like the psychiatrists beforehand they were gonna be a part of a comedy special?

    19. CQ

      Well, they were, they were welcome to come to the show or not. But yeah, we told them before, you know, "If you come, you might be on film." But yeah, they didn't have to show up. Obviously, half of them probably showed up. But it was, uh, it was, it was-

    20. JR

      That's a great idea.

    21. CQ

      ... interesting. Yeah, I thought it was, uh, because it's about the world, how we're having a psychotic break-

    22. JR

      Hmm.

    23. CQ

      ... when we talk about the planet. So it was kind of, uh, fun for me because, you know, it w- it was interesting from that angle, you know?

    24. JR

      Well-

    25. CQ

      The whole special is built around it.

    26. JR

      ... it's so much more discussed. The bad news is so much more discussed. People's problems are so much more discussed. Having problems is so much more a thing that people love to talk about now. It makes you more interesting, it gives you something to talk about. And it's just so pervasive. And I think social media has just broken people's brains.

    27. CQ

      Social media started as a fun aunt's kitchen where everybody was being positive and saying like, "Hey," you know, "dance between the raindrops." And, and then suddenly somebody was like, "Shut up, bitch. You fat bitch."

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. CQ

      "Fuck you and the raindrops." And it re- It just unleashed all of us.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  6. 11:1514:01

    Standup as the last honest feedback loop (and why sitcom work can dull your act)

    1. JR

      It's fun though. Don't you still enjoy it?

    2. CQ

      It's the best. It's the only honest, uh, reaction you can get in today. There's-

    3. JR

      Well, it's-

    4. CQ

      ... nothing virtual about it.

    5. JR

      ... the most honest form of entertainment because you write it, you perform it, you, you produce it, you edit it. Like, I was saying, like, how easy doing sitcoms was when I first started doing sitcoms.

    6. CQ

      Oh, yeah.

    7. JR

      I was like-

    8. CQ

      That's right.

    9. JR

      I go, "They're great writers." They write you great jokes. You don't even have to work hard.

    10. CQ

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      And I was talking about how bad my act suffered during those days-

    12. CQ

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... 'cause when I was, uh, first on a sitcom in '94, we were working like 12 hours a day on just radio.

    14. CQ

      News radio.

    15. JR

      Like, it was long, long, long days. So by the end of the day, I'm exhausted. So if I did go up, it was just the same old material-

    16. CQ

      That's right.

    17. JR

      ... just reha- I wasn't connected to it anymore. I was like f- flat.

    18. CQ

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      You know? And y- because when they're writing for you, it's so much easier. Like, the jokes are already there.

    20. CQ

      Of course.

    21. JR

      All you have to do is, like, add your little sauce to them.

    22. CQ

      It's great.

    23. JR

      You know, flare them up a little bit.

    24. CQ

      I know, I get so jealous of the idea of like the old days comedians would just have writers.

    25. JR

      Oh, yeah?

    26. CQ

      Like, "What do you got for me?" We gotta go out and think of this stuff.

    27. JR

      A few people still do that, right?

    28. CQ

      Yeah, I'm sure they do.

    29. JR

      A few, few guys do. Like I, I know obviously the guys who host talk shows do.

    30. CQ

      Yeah.

  7. 14:0116:05

    COVID comedy, Zoom hacks, teleprompters, and performing with imperfect memory

    1. JR

      How much time did you take off during COVID?

    2. CQ

      I, I did a few shows. I mean, I did some shows that were like, on... I did remote shows, which I loved remote comedy.

    3. JR

      Really?

    4. CQ

      I loved it.

    5. JR

      Like Zoom comedy?

    6. CQ

      Zoom comedy. I did about-

    7. JR

      You loved it?

    8. CQ

      I loved it.

    9. JR

      You're the only guy I've talked to.

    10. CQ

      I mean-

    11. JR

      Everybody else said it was hell.

    12. CQ

      Because I just read. They think I'm s- looking at them. I'm reading my act.

    13. JR

      Ah.

    14. CQ

      So any new material was memorized immediately.

    15. JR

      Oh.

    16. CQ

      It was great. Every new joke.

    17. JR

      Maybe you should get a teleprompter.

    18. CQ

      What's that?

    19. JR

      Maybe you should get a teleprompter.

    20. CQ

      I've tried teleprompters, yeah.

    21. JR

      Yeah?

    22. CQ

      I wish I could bring them up all the time, yeah.

    23. JR

      You try it on stage?

    24. CQ

      I love teleprompters.

    25. JR

      No shit. Mm.

    26. CQ

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      Yeah, it's a good way to make sure you remember your shit.

    28. CQ

      Yes. Teleprompter's the greatest.

    29. JR

      'Cause the worst feeling is when you get back to the green room and you're like, "Fuck that tagline!"

    30. CQ

      (laughs)

  8. 16:0518:01

    Bruce Lee nostalgia to real-vs-fake martial arts (and the hidden cost of head trauma)

    1. CQ

      Yeah, they had the whole, with the whole new glasses. I'll tell you, certain people just look great in sunglasses. The first person I noticed as a kid, your, one of your idols, Bruce Lee.

    2. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    3. CQ

      I go, "That guy looks badass in sunglasses."

    4. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    5. CQ

      And he had like... They weren't completely dark, they were like mixed. I was like-

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. CQ

      ... "That looks cool."

    8. JR

      Yeah. He was a cool motherfucker.

    9. CQ

      He was a cool motherfucker.

    10. JR

      Yeah. That dude changed the world.

    11. CQ

      Unbelievable.

    12. JR

      Nobody thought about doing karate before Bruce Lee. (laughs)

    13. CQ

      No.

    14. JR

      Nobody cared. (laughs)

    15. CQ

      Well, even when he was on The Green Hornet, I'm old enough, I was there for The Green Hornet days and you're like, "Yeah, that's kinda cool," but you didn't think about it. But the minute those movies came out, we all saw them when they first came out. I saw Chinese Connection it was called, Fist of Fury.

    16. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    17. CQ

      They changed the titles now, but it was Chinese Connection was the first one, then Fist of Fury, and then Enter the Dragon.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. CQ

      Those are the three big ones and, uh-

    20. JR

      And it was the first time we ever saw somebody with abs.

    21. CQ

      Yes.

    22. JR

      We're like, "Whoa."

    23. CQ

      Yes! (laughs)

    24. JR

      "How cool does that look?"

    25. CQ

      Yes.

    26. JR

      How cool does it look to be ripped?

    27. CQ

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      Look at that. What? Look at that. Come on.

    29. CQ

      I mean, I hate to say it but my profile pic when I was 19, I basically have the same physique. I don't care what anyone says. Um-

    30. JR

      He kinda looks like a twink today though.

  9. 18:0134:39

    Campus protests, ideology, and why moderates lose in a culture built for extremists

    1. JR

      We're waiting for Kent State to jump off. You seen these fucking protests that are happening in colleges?

    2. CQ

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      First of all, these kids are all wearing masks. They're outside, they're protesting, and they're all wearing masks.

    4. CQ

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      I, I say that it's like the Democrats MAGA hat. That's what the mask is.

    6. CQ

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      Isn't it?

    8. CQ

      Nice. Yeah.

    9. JR

      You're letting everybody know. You're letting everybody know that you're a part of the clan.

    10. CQ

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      That you're on the good side.

    12. CQ

      ... yeah.

    13. JR

      I'm masking, I'm masking for your safety.

    14. CQ

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      They're just bizarre human beings coming out of colleges today.

    16. CQ

      Well, I look at it-

    17. JR

      Fully brainwashed.

    18. CQ

      Yeah. Well, it's j- I say it this, this way. It's, it's 20 pe- uh, let's say 20% of them are just, 20% of them are th- are kids that were raised to hate the West. Everything in the West is bad. They're brainwashed, if, which is really the whole curriculum is 20% of that. Then I'd say 20% are kids that are, they're ba- uh, they're the kids that feel like they wanna be, like, like when I was in college. Like when I was in college, remember this is happening during finals week, so 20% of finals protestors where somebody came up to- if somebody came up to me when I was in college and said, "Listen, next week is finals. You know you're gonna fail. How about this? We're gonna give you some money from this George Soros founded," it's a Venmo thing, just, "We're gonna give you money. You stand outside and you block the other..." Not only do you not have to take your finals, you're gonna block the kids that are gonna make you look bad and pass their finals. You're gonna block them from coming to class. I would have said, "Give me the, give me the, give me the scarf. I'll put it on right now."

    19. JR

      (laughs)

    20. CQ

      Then you got 20% kids are gonna be, they're like the ones that are peer pressured by their roommates, 'cause if you're roommates with people in college, they know your schedule. So they go, "Hey, we're gonna go protest genocide." You can't say, "I'm going, I was gonna go to the bar."

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. CQ

      So half these kids are like, "Goddammit. Now I gotta go out to the protest or I look bad in front of all my roommates."

    23. JR

      Have you ever seen when they get interviewed? The Konstantin Kisin from, uh, Trigonometry, he went to the protests and he was just asking them-

    24. CQ

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... like, "What, the river to the sea, what does that mean to you?"

    26. CQ

      Right.

    27. JR

      Like, asking questions.

    28. CQ

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Like, "What do you, what do you think should happen?" Like, uh, "Wh- wha- how, what is, what do you think the history of Palestine is?"

    30. CQ

      Right.

  10. 34:3943:01

    Dolphins, killer whales, and a high-at-sea consciousness thought experiment

    1. CQ

      I bet, I bet dolphins have CTE.

    2. JR

      I bet they don't. I bet they glide right into that water column.

    3. CQ

      Everybody always says how smart they are and I'm like, "Yeah, they seem really intelligent sometimes."

    4. JR

      You're dismissing the intelligence of dolphins?

    5. CQ

      Yeah. When anybody bounces a beach ball on their nose and that's their, they're the valedictorian of the animal kingdom, that's enough for me. (laughs)

    6. JR

      I think you have to do that if you're trapped in that swimming pool if you want to get fed.

    7. CQ

      (laughs)

    8. JR

      I think you'd put a beach ball in your nose too.

    9. CQ

      (laughs) Yeah, right.

    10. JR

      That's the problem. The problem is we're so evil we'll take intelligent things and lock them in a swimming pool-

    11. CQ

      (laughs)

    12. JR

      ... if we can't understand their language. Like, "What? What?"

    13. CQ

      (laughs)

    14. JR

      "I don't know what you're saying. Do you want a fish or not? Here's the ball, motherfucker." That's what it is.

    15. CQ

      (laughs)

    16. JR

      Out in the wild though, they're awesome.

    17. CQ

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      They play with you. They come hang out.

    19. CQ

      They do.

    20. JR

      They go by your boat. They, they jump and they, they literally want you to see them. They, they play with people. You can swim with them. They'll save you from sharks. If sharks are-

    21. CQ

      Oh, I've seen that.

    22. JR

      ... coming by, they'll fight the sharks off.

    23. CQ

      I saw a video of that.

    24. JR

      Yeah. They save people from sharks-

    25. GU

      It's pretty cool.

    26. JR

      ... all the time. They have a cerebral cortex that's 40% larger than a human being's.

    27. CQ

      What?

    28. JR

      Yeah. 40%.

    29. CQ

      (sighs)

    30. JR

      They have dialects.

  11. 43:011:26:13

    Old New York, Times Square’s transformation, and the ‘Deep Throat’ era of public porn

    1. JR

      What a great name for a neighborhood.

    2. CQ

      Hell's Kitchen, yeah.

    3. JR

      What a great name.

    4. CQ

      Oh, yeah.

    5. JR

      I mean, you kinda have t- have to act crazy if you're there.

    6. CQ

      And they did. Yeah, they, they... I mean, it's-

    7. JR

      If you're gonna move to Hell's Kitchen, that's a very specific mindset.

    8. CQ

      It... Well, now, of course, it's different, but it was the most... Just imagine a neighborhood in the middle of Times Square when Times Square was Taxi Driver.

    9. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    10. CQ

      So they had to deal with all of that. The theaters, so their... all the stagehands were there.

    11. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    12. CQ

      All the Teamsters were there. There... It was a combination of everything, all the music studio, Lincoln Center on one side, all these pl-... And the... in the middle is all these crazy Irish guys and Puerto Ricans.

    13. JR

      Yeah. Just so... And so much music and so much stuff came out of that area.

    14. CQ

      It's crazy.

    15. JR

      It really is when you really think about it.

    16. CQ

      It... It's a really wild, wild... Eh, the center of the universe, they used to call it.

    17. JR

      And for how long? Like, 20 years?

    18. CQ

      Uh, like 50, 60.

    19. JR

      50, 60?

    20. CQ

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      Really? It was that hot for that many years? When can-

    22. CQ

      Well, hot in what way? I mean, because Times Square-

    23. JR

      Hot in, like, the interesting aspect of it, like-

    24. CQ

      The interesting aspect, I bet-

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. CQ

      ... it was four- 40 to 50 years. I would say from 1950 to 2000, 2000.

    27. JR

      What killed it? Giuliani?

    28. CQ

      No, it just became-

    29. JR

      (laughs)

    30. CQ

      Well, it became Times Square. You're talking about Times Square?

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