The Joe Rogan ExperienceJoe Rogan Experience #2145 - Colin Quinn
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Cold open and show kickoff
- JRJoe Rogan
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
- NANarrator
The Joe Rogan Experience.
- 0:06 – 2:14
Comedy club discipline: hecklers, crowd work clips, and audience behavior
- CQColin Quinn
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Hello, Hello, Joe. Joe, that was fun last night. Let me just start by saying what a fun time at the club. Um, the green room and everything else. And here's what I was, I was talking to the head of security at the club, here's what I love about the club. I worked the club. I had a great weekend b- about a couple of months ago, is they keep the audience in line. Nobody's heckling without getting booted. Is that not the most important thing in comedy that nobody talks about?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's very important.
- CQColin Quinn
It's unbelievable.
- JRJoe Rogan
And unfortunately, there's so many crowd work, uh, clips that get put out on Instagram-
- CQColin Quinn
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and like people are now thinking that they wanna be a part of the show.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And so I see people much more often chiming in and yelling things out, and they think they're gonna be a part of things.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah. And even when you go, when you try to be nice on the first line, you go, "That was okay, sir." Then they try again, you're like, "Listen, you pi- oh my god."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
But that's what I love about your club. Everybody there just has the energy like, "We're gonna tell you right now. Another word, you're out." That's how it should be.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
'Cause as you know, there's no, nobody heckles once.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- CQColin Quinn
Nobody's ever heckled once.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nobody heckles sober either.
- CQColin Quinn
And nobody heckles sober.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
And they just like to start trouble. And the green room was fun, and even though I didn't go on, it was a, I also didn't go on because you have to understand the language where I was like, you're like, "You wanna go on?" I go, "Um, I don't really wanna go on." They go, "Oh, that's cool." But really then you're supposed to say, "The crowd really wants you to go on." And I'm like, "Joe, I don't wanna bump anybody." "No, you wouldn't be bumping anybody. We'll just cut Tony's time down." "Joe, I don't wanna be that guy." You're like, "Don't be ridiculous."
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I have to dance with you.
- CQColin Quinn
Go on. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I didn't know you wanted to dance.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
If you, you wanna dance tonight?
- CQColin Quinn
No, I gotta leave, um, go to Seattle tonight.
- JRJoe Rogan
What the fuck?
- CQColin Quinn
I gotta go. (laughs) I would love to, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Are you, are you performing tonight in Seattle?
- CQColin Quinn
No, no.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, maybe I can change my flight, i-... Well, let's see-
- 2:14 – 3:59
Austin as a comedy hub: newcomers, flights, and Joe DeRosa’s food influence
- CQColin Quinn
It keeps booming every time I was here. Last time I was here was COVID.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna get too much bigger. I think-
- CQColin Quinn
And, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
... we've reached peak.
- CQColin Quinn
You think so?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's about it.
- CQColin Quinn
Do you think Shane Gillis was the last citizen they allowed in?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, there's a few more coming. Joe DeRosa just got a place here.
- CQColin Quinn
He did?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, and Joey Diaz is getting a place here.
- CQColin Quinn
I can't believe the two Joe Dees are gonna be here. Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's go.
- CQColin Quinn
That's great.
- JRJoe Rogan
Joe Diaz and Joe DeRosa is a fierce combination.
- CQColin Quinn
I know, but I spoke to Joe DeRosa yesterday, and I deliberately didn't go to the chicken place because of Joe DeRosa.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really? Why?
- CQColin Quinn
Because when he recommended it, it just bugged me, his, his confidence when he goes, "You gotta try this chicken place." And I was like, "Uh."
- JRJoe Rogan
It's Gus' Fried Chicken-
- CQColin Quinn
I know.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and it's phenomenal.
- CQColin Quinn
I just don't like that Joe's positioned himself as the new-
- JRJoe Rogan
I understand.
- CQColin Quinn
... uh, gastronomic expert in comedy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, because he owns a sub shop.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
By the way, it's a good sub shop though.
- CQColin Quinn
I heard it's amazing.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's fucking great.
- CQColin Quinn
I'm embarrassed I've never been there.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's fucking great. He brought some over when they were doing Moontower. He was in town, he brought some-
- 3:59 – 6:48
Green-room culture, ball-busting, and tipping as a social signal
- CQColin Quinn
But, uh, (laughs) what about, uh, yeah. The, um, yeah, before I came down here, I was j-... 'Cause in New York, it's so funny, we were in the green room last night, all I wanna do is bust balls with everybody.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
Like, that's the, that's what I live for.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's fun.
- CQColin Quinn
You know? And, uh, when you see Shane Gillis in there, Shane Gillis is just that guy, he's so big, I just want you to f-... I want you to ma-... I want you to lock him in a, in a basement and just feed him, like, red meat-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
... and make him train MMA for, like, two years and just eat mesculin and red meat.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nice.
- CQColin Quinn
And just become a stone cold killer.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- CQColin Quinn
That's my dream.
- JRJoe Rogan
I got him working out.
- CQColin Quinn
Apprecia-... Yeah, I know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
He looked sore yesterday. He said he really worked out.
- JRJoe Rogan
He was sore. We did two, two hard days this week.
- CQColin Quinn
Look how big he is.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's a big fuck.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Big old football player kid.
- CQColin Quinn
If I was as big as him, I wouldn't be a comic.
- JRJoe Rogan
No?
- CQColin Quinn
I'd be a b-... I'd be an animal.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
I'd be working security at the club telling people, "Shut up."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
"Tony's trying to do something up there."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
Comedy's like, it's got an anger to it, don't you think?
- JRJoe Rogan
A little bit. Yeah.
- 6:48 – 11:15
Colin’s new special filmed for psychiatrists + social media’s psychological fallout
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah. Well, everywhere. I mean, um, you know, I just did a special, by the way, about, uh, um, it's releasing tomorrow. It's about, uh, I did it in front of a psychiatrists' convention.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you really?
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- CQColin Quinn
I just did it. And, um, so I f- I found, I sought out a psychiatrists' convention and went there and said, "Hey, would you guys let me go on and just do my s- shoot my special in front of you?"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
And they said sure. So I did a whole thing. And then they analyzed me afterwards and it was funny.
- JRJoe Rogan
What k- What room was it at?
- CQColin Quinn
It was a ballroom, like one of those conven- you know, it was like a Washington DC, some hotel off the beaten path where they were just having a convention.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they did not plan on you being there?
- CQColin Quinn
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
And so you knew they were gonna be there at that time.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you coordinated with them.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You set up cameras, the whole deal.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you inform them before, like the psychiatrists beforehand they were gonna be a part of a comedy special?
- CQColin Quinn
Well, they were, they were welcome to come to the show or not. But yeah, we told them before, you know, "If you come, you might be on film." But yeah, they didn't have to show up. Obviously, half of them probably showed up. But it was, uh, it was, it was-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a great idea.
- CQColin Quinn
... interesting. Yeah, I thought it was, uh, because it's about the world, how we're having a psychotic break-
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- CQColin Quinn
... when we talk about the planet. So it was kind of, uh, fun for me because, you know, it w- it was interesting from that angle, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well-
- CQColin Quinn
The whole special is built around it.
- JRJoe Rogan
... it's so much more discussed. The bad news is so much more discussed. People's problems are so much more discussed. Having problems is so much more a thing that people love to talk about now. It makes you more interesting, it gives you something to talk about. And it's just so pervasive. And I think social media has just broken people's brains.
- CQColin Quinn
Social media started as a fun aunt's kitchen where everybody was being positive and saying like, "Hey," you know, "dance between the raindrops." And, and then suddenly somebody was like, "Shut up, bitch. You fat bitch."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
"Fuck you and the raindrops." And it re- It just unleashed all of us.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- 11:15 – 14:01
Standup as the last honest feedback loop (and why sitcom work can dull your act)
- JRJoe Rogan
It's fun though. Don't you still enjoy it?
- CQColin Quinn
It's the best. It's the only honest, uh, reaction you can get in today. There's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it's-
- CQColin Quinn
... nothing virtual about it.
- JRJoe Rogan
... the most honest form of entertainment because you write it, you perform it, you, you produce it, you edit it. Like, I was saying, like, how easy doing sitcoms was when I first started doing sitcoms.
- CQColin Quinn
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was like-
- CQColin Quinn
That's right.
- JRJoe Rogan
I go, "They're great writers." They write you great jokes. You don't even have to work hard.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I was talking about how bad my act suffered during those days-
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... 'cause when I was, uh, first on a sitcom in '94, we were working like 12 hours a day on just radio.
- CQColin Quinn
News radio.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, it was long, long, long days. So by the end of the day, I'm exhausted. So if I did go up, it was just the same old material-
- CQColin Quinn
That's right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... just reha- I wasn't connected to it anymore. I was like f- flat.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know? And y- because when they're writing for you, it's so much easier. Like, the jokes are already there.
- CQColin Quinn
Of course.
- JRJoe Rogan
All you have to do is, like, add your little sauce to them.
- CQColin Quinn
It's great.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, flare them up a little bit.
- CQColin Quinn
I know, I get so jealous of the idea of like the old days comedians would just have writers.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah?
- CQColin Quinn
Like, "What do you got for me?" We gotta go out and think of this stuff.
- JRJoe Rogan
A few people still do that, right?
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah, I'm sure they do.
- JRJoe Rogan
A few, few guys do. Like I, I know obviously the guys who host talk shows do.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- 14:01 – 16:05
COVID comedy, Zoom hacks, teleprompters, and performing with imperfect memory
- JRJoe Rogan
How much time did you take off during COVID?
- CQColin Quinn
I, I did a few shows. I mean, I did some shows that were like, on... I did remote shows, which I loved remote comedy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- CQColin Quinn
I loved it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like Zoom comedy?
- CQColin Quinn
Zoom comedy. I did about-
- JRJoe Rogan
You loved it?
- CQColin Quinn
I loved it.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're the only guy I've talked to.
- CQColin Quinn
I mean-
- JRJoe Rogan
Everybody else said it was hell.
- CQColin Quinn
Because I just read. They think I'm s- looking at them. I'm reading my act.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- CQColin Quinn
So any new material was memorized immediately.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- CQColin Quinn
It was great. Every new joke.
- JRJoe Rogan
Maybe you should get a teleprompter.
- CQColin Quinn
What's that?
- JRJoe Rogan
Maybe you should get a teleprompter.
- CQColin Quinn
I've tried teleprompters, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- CQColin Quinn
I wish I could bring them up all the time, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You try it on stage?
- CQColin Quinn
I love teleprompters.
- JRJoe Rogan
No shit. Mm.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's a good way to make sure you remember your shit.
- CQColin Quinn
Yes. Teleprompter's the greatest.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause the worst feeling is when you get back to the green room and you're like, "Fuck that tagline!"
- CQColin Quinn
(laughs)
- 16:05 – 18:01
Bruce Lee nostalgia to real-vs-fake martial arts (and the hidden cost of head trauma)
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah, they had the whole, with the whole new glasses. I'll tell you, certain people just look great in sunglasses. The first person I noticed as a kid, your, one of your idols, Bruce Lee.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
I go, "That guy looks badass in sunglasses."
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
And he had like... They weren't completely dark, they were like mixed. I was like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
... "That looks cool."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. He was a cool motherfucker.
- CQColin Quinn
He was a cool motherfucker.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. That dude changed the world.
- CQColin Quinn
Unbelievable.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nobody thought about doing karate before Bruce Lee. (laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nobody cared. (laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
Well, even when he was on The Green Hornet, I'm old enough, I was there for The Green Hornet days and you're like, "Yeah, that's kinda cool," but you didn't think about it. But the minute those movies came out, we all saw them when they first came out. I saw Chinese Connection it was called, Fist of Fury.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- CQColin Quinn
They changed the titles now, but it was Chinese Connection was the first one, then Fist of Fury, and then Enter the Dragon.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
Those are the three big ones and, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
And it was the first time we ever saw somebody with abs.
- CQColin Quinn
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
We're like, "Whoa."
- CQColin Quinn
Yes! (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"How cool does that look?"
- CQColin Quinn
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
How cool does it look to be ripped?
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Look at that. What? Look at that. Come on.
- CQColin Quinn
I mean, I hate to say it but my profile pic when I was 19, I basically have the same physique. I don't care what anyone says. Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
He kinda looks like a twink today though.
- 18:01 – 34:39
Campus protests, ideology, and why moderates lose in a culture built for extremists
- JRJoe Rogan
We're waiting for Kent State to jump off. You seen these fucking protests that are happening in colleges?
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
First of all, these kids are all wearing masks. They're outside, they're protesting, and they're all wearing masks.
- CQColin Quinn
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
I, I say that it's like the Democrats MAGA hat. That's what the mask is.
- CQColin Quinn
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Isn't it?
- CQColin Quinn
Nice. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're letting everybody know. You're letting everybody know that you're a part of the clan.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That you're on the good side.
- CQColin Quinn
... yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm masking, I'm masking for your safety.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're just bizarre human beings coming out of colleges today.
- CQColin Quinn
Well, I look at it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Fully brainwashed.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah. Well, it's j- I say it this, this way. It's, it's 20 pe- uh, let's say 20% of them are just, 20% of them are th- are kids that were raised to hate the West. Everything in the West is bad. They're brainwashed, if, which is really the whole curriculum is 20% of that. Then I'd say 20% are kids that are, they're ba- uh, they're the kids that feel like they wanna be, like, like when I was in college. Like when I was in college, remember this is happening during finals week, so 20% of finals protestors where somebody came up to- if somebody came up to me when I was in college and said, "Listen, next week is finals. You know you're gonna fail. How about this? We're gonna give you some money from this George Soros founded," it's a Venmo thing, just, "We're gonna give you money. You stand outside and you block the other..." Not only do you not have to take your finals, you're gonna block the kids that are gonna make you look bad and pass their finals. You're gonna block them from coming to class. I would have said, "Give me the, give me the, give me the scarf. I'll put it on right now."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
Then you got 20% kids are gonna be, they're like the ones that are peer pressured by their roommates, 'cause if you're roommates with people in college, they know your schedule. So they go, "Hey, we're gonna go protest genocide." You can't say, "I'm going, I was gonna go to the bar."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
So half these kids are like, "Goddammit. Now I gotta go out to the protest or I look bad in front of all my roommates."
- JRJoe Rogan
Have you ever seen when they get interviewed? The Konstantin Kisin from, uh, Trigonometry, he went to the protests and he was just asking them-
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... like, "What, the river to the sea, what does that mean to you?"
- CQColin Quinn
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, asking questions.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, "What do you, what do you think should happen?" Like, uh, "Wh- wha- how, what is, what do you think the history of Palestine is?"
- CQColin Quinn
Right.
- 34:39 – 43:01
Dolphins, killer whales, and a high-at-sea consciousness thought experiment
- CQColin Quinn
I bet, I bet dolphins have CTE.
- JRJoe Rogan
I bet they don't. I bet they glide right into that water column.
- CQColin Quinn
Everybody always says how smart they are and I'm like, "Yeah, they seem really intelligent sometimes."
- JRJoe Rogan
You're dismissing the intelligence of dolphins?
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah. When anybody bounces a beach ball on their nose and that's their, they're the valedictorian of the animal kingdom, that's enough for me. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I think you have to do that if you're trapped in that swimming pool if you want to get fed.
- CQColin Quinn
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I think you'd put a beach ball in your nose too.
- CQColin Quinn
(laughs) Yeah, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's the problem. The problem is we're so evil we'll take intelligent things and lock them in a swimming pool-
- CQColin Quinn
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... if we can't understand their language. Like, "What? What?"
- CQColin Quinn
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"I don't know what you're saying. Do you want a fish or not? Here's the ball, motherfucker." That's what it is.
- CQColin Quinn
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Out in the wild though, they're awesome.
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They play with you. They come hang out.
- CQColin Quinn
They do.
- JRJoe Rogan
They go by your boat. They, they jump and they, they literally want you to see them. They, they play with people. You can swim with them. They'll save you from sharks. If sharks are-
- CQColin Quinn
Oh, I've seen that.
- JRJoe Rogan
... coming by, they'll fight the sharks off.
- CQColin Quinn
I saw a video of that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. They save people from sharks-
- GUGuest
It's pretty cool.
- JRJoe Rogan
... all the time. They have a cerebral cortex that's 40% larger than a human being's.
- CQColin Quinn
What?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. 40%.
- CQColin Quinn
(sighs)
- JRJoe Rogan
They have dialects.
- 43:01 – 1:26:13
Old New York, Times Square’s transformation, and the ‘Deep Throat’ era of public porn
- JRJoe Rogan
What a great name for a neighborhood.
- CQColin Quinn
Hell's Kitchen, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What a great name.
- CQColin Quinn
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, you kinda have t- have to act crazy if you're there.
- CQColin Quinn
And they did. Yeah, they, they... I mean, it's-
- JRJoe Rogan
If you're gonna move to Hell's Kitchen, that's a very specific mindset.
- CQColin Quinn
It... Well, now, of course, it's different, but it was the most... Just imagine a neighborhood in the middle of Times Square when Times Square was Taxi Driver.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- CQColin Quinn
So they had to deal with all of that. The theaters, so their... all the stagehands were there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- CQColin Quinn
All the Teamsters were there. There... It was a combination of everything, all the music studio, Lincoln Center on one side, all these pl-... And the... in the middle is all these crazy Irish guys and Puerto Ricans.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Just so... And so much music and so much stuff came out of that area.
- CQColin Quinn
It's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
It really is when you really think about it.
- CQColin Quinn
It... It's a really wild, wild... Eh, the center of the universe, they used to call it.
- JRJoe Rogan
And for how long? Like, 20 years?
- CQColin Quinn
Uh, like 50, 60.
- JRJoe Rogan
50, 60?
- CQColin Quinn
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really? It was that hot for that many years? When can-
- CQColin Quinn
Well, hot in what way? I mean, because Times Square-
- JRJoe Rogan
Hot in, like, the interesting aspect of it, like-
- CQColin Quinn
The interesting aspect, I bet-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- CQColin Quinn
... it was four- 40 to 50 years. I would say from 1950 to 2000, 2000.
- JRJoe Rogan
What killed it? Giuliani?
- CQColin Quinn
No, it just became-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- CQColin Quinn
Well, it became Times Square. You're talking about Times Square?
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