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Joe Rogan Experience #2149 - Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco is a comedian, actor, and host of the podcast, "The Pete and Sebastian Show" alongside Pete Correale. Watch his latest TV series, “Bookie” on Max. Catch his highly anticipated 2024 tour, “It Ain’t Right,” this coming July. www.sebastianlive.com

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May 10, 20242h 15mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. SM

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (rock music)

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Hello, Sebastian.

    4. SM

      Hello, Joe.

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. SM

      (laughs) It's my first time here-

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. SM

      ... at the Austin property.

    9. JR

      Yes.

    10. SM

      Right? And (sighs) first of all, most comfortable chair I've ever sat in. I don't know.

    11. JR

      They're great, right?

    12. SM

      I, I don't know. I feel like, uh, when I come here or when I come do this podcast, it's my third time on it, I feel like I'm in the future.

    13. JR

      Mm. Mm.

    14. SM

      All right? I feel like you got things that aren't even out yet, right? I just feel like this chair, the, the general public can't even have access to them yet.

    15. JR

      No, but they do. We've had these for years.

    16. SM

      Well, whatever they are.

    17. JR

      These are great.

    18. SM

      (laughs) They're beau-... Then, I feel like, I, I've never, I never drank water out of a-

    19. JR

      Metal cup?

    20. SM

      Yeah. And I feel like-

    21. JR

      We're sustainable here. (laughs)

    22. SM

      (laughs) I feel like there's a reason for everything-

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. SM

      ... that you do, right? Like-

    25. JR

      But there's definitely a reason for metal cups. You really shouldn't be drinking outta plastic.

    26. SM

      Okay.

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. SM

      Again...

    29. JR

      I mean, I do, I drink b- uh, plastic water bottles if someone gives me one, but I avoid them whenever I can.

    30. SM

      Y- yeah. I mean, of course, we all, we all know, oh, the plastics, we're not-

  2. 15:0030:00

    Oh, those are great…

    1. SM

      I've ever had a dog. It's a Labradoodle. And it's, uh-

    2. JR

      Oh, those are great dogs.

    3. SM

      It's extremely intelligent.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. SM

      But I don't think it likes me.

    6. JR

      What?

    7. SM

      I don't know. He's looking at me like, um... Loves my wife, loves my kids.

    8. JR

      It doesn't like you.

    9. SM

      I don't know. It just... it's, uh-

    10. JR

      Mm.

    11. SM

      It's not as excited to see me as maybe my wife and kids.

    12. JR

      Really? Mm.

    13. SM

      And it's very perceptive on the, uh-

    14. JR

      Maybe he wants to meet the man. Is he the man of the house?

    15. SM

      Uh, uh... well, he's becoming the man.

    16. JR

      Does he have balls?

    17. SM

      Uh, yeah.

    18. JR

      Well, keep his balls.

    19. SM

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      Don't, don't-

    21. SM

      No. That's what, that's what, uh, one of... I think the dog trainer said, "Just keep e'm-"

    22. JR

      Yeah, just-

    23. SM

      "Keep his nuts intact."

    24. JR

      Yeah, the whole idea is you don't want unnecessary puppies. Right, I agree. Don't let your dog breed, but be with your fucking dog.

    25. SM

      Mm-hmm.

    26. JR

      Like, but if you take your dog's balls off, now your dog doesn't have any testosterone anymore.

    27. SM

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      And they develop hip problems and joint problems. They're, they're tired all the time. Just like a man, if you take his balls away, they become a eunuch. That's what you're doing to your dog.

    29. SM

      Okay.

    30. JR

      And it's just... I've seen people do it and they're like, "Oh my Jesus, I wish I didn't do it." Like Andrew Huberman said that. He started giving his dog testosterone because he gave his dog... uh, uh, he got his dog fixed and then his dog was like listless all the time and so he's like... he felt terrible.

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    Okay. …

    1. SM

      my feet at night and I put socks on.

    2. JR

      Okay.

    3. SM

      You ever heard of that move?

    4. JR

      No. Why do you do that?

    5. SM

      Saw it online. Okay, let me try this. I'm a guy, I'm telling you right now, this is what I do.

    6. JR

      Okay.

    7. SM

      I don't do research.

    8. JR

      None?

    9. SM

      None. I see that, I go, "Oh, this guy's spraying the magnesium on his feet, putting socks on. I'm gonna try that tonight." (laughs)

    10. JR

      That's it?

    11. SM

      That's it.

    12. JR

      No Google search?

    13. SM

      No Google search. No nothing.

    14. JR

      Okay.

    15. SM

      It could be killing me for all I know.

    16. JR

      I don't think it is.

    17. SM

      But I'm doing magnesium feet sock-

    18. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    19. SM

      ... sleeps.

    20. JR

      Does it seem to have a change in the way you feel?

    21. SM

      Again, haven't done it consistently enough-

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. SM

      ... to even find out if this is helping me. (laughs)

    24. JR

      Right.

    25. SM

      So I'm a guy that does, like, things kinda on the whim.... and there's really no consistency with it, right?

    26. JR

      Let's look into it for you, 'cause the magnesium foot spray, that ... Uh, I'm, I'm ... Now, I'm interested. Like, what is the deal behind that?

    27. NA

      There's definitely multiple products being sold for ... as magnesium oil for your feet.

    28. SM

      (laughs)

    29. NA

      I didn't see anything necessarily m- ... saying you need to keep socks on too.

    30. SM

      Oh, I, I throw the socks on just because I don't-

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    No, it wasn't even…

    1. SM

      (laughs) That's not even, like... I thought it was something maybe sexual or-

    2. JR

      No, it wasn't even anything... That's why I'm nervous. Like, that's not even... That, I mean, that's not even anything crazy. That's nothing.

    3. SM

      But your brand of humor, did you take that and did you ever do corporates and-

    4. JR

      No. No.

    5. SM

      That wasn't your style?

    6. JR

      No. No.

    7. SM

      No?

    8. JR

      No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Everybody that I've ever known that's done a corporate, after they do them, they go, "Why did I do that?" Ron White just did one, he goes, "It was the worst fucking experience of my life. But they offered me a shitload of money and I said yes, then I kept saying no but they kept coming up with higher numbers. And eventually I said yes and it was fucking terrible." Tony Hinchcliffe just did one, he said it was "fucking terrible." They're always terrible. You like them?

    9. SM

      Jo- I, I got, I got to be honest with you. (laughs)

    10. JR

      You like them?

    11. SM

      I don't mind a corporate.

    12. JR

      Really?

    13. SM

      I really don't mind a corporate, yeah. You have had those awful corporate gigs where, you know, but...

    14. JR

      What percentage of what... I just ran into Sandler, and he told me he ate dick at a corporate gig.

    15. SM

      Yeah, I mean-

    16. JR

      San- Adam Sandler.

    17. SM

      Yeah, they're not-

    18. JR

      They paid to see Adam Sandler, they knew Adam Sandler wasn't gonna be there and it still sucked.

    19. SM

      It's the environment sometimes. It's like-

    20. JR

      Right.

    21. SM

      ... y- you're walking into whatever. They just had their breakout meeting and then they're coming and then, oh, it's comedy.

    22. JR

      Right.

    23. SM

      But it's just a different vibe. Uh-

    24. JR

      They're all scamming about their careers, they're all networking-

    25. SM

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      ... and fucking making their little backstabby moves.

    27. SM

      But you call them-

    28. JR

      You know?

    29. SM

      ... you call them out on it, you know? You kind of like-

    30. JR

      Right.

  5. 1:00:001:09:38

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      or while you're driving or while you're on the fucking treadmill and you're bored, you get to listen to some interesting shit. And, uh, I get a lot of messages from my friends that will tell me, "Oh, I was at the gym and I was listening to Shayne. It was hilarious. You guys were killing me." Like, that kind of stuff is ... or the, "Hey, there's this guy with that power plant, you, uh, Egyptian pyramid guy. You believe that? What do you think about that? I was in the gym." Yeah. "It was kind of freaking me out." So it gives you, like, this opportunity for entertainment that didn't exist before that's not ... it's not completely useless, right? Like, the scrolling for stuff and the, the guy catching marshmallows in his mouth, I'm not getting anything out of that. It's fun-

    2. SM

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... it's interesting, but it's kind of useless. But podcasts are not. You know, you, you do get to sit in on interesting conversations. You get to consider ideas that maybe you never considered before. So it wasn't available before and because of phones and because everybody ha- it's so easy to get a podcast, everybody has access to them.

    4. SM

      Do you listen to podcasts?

    5. JR

      Yeah, all the time.

    6. SM

      A- are you going to them for, uh, comedy or more informational podcasts? What's your, what's your forte?

    7. JR

      I listen to a lot of different podcasts. I listen to, uh, podcasts that are comedy podcasts. I listen to history podcasts. I listen to podcasts about science. I listen to podcasts about, you know, pretty much everything. Hunting podcasts, you know, which are very valuable. Hunting pod- because a l- hunting is, uh ... it seems easy. Like, the idea seems easy to people. It's not.

    8. SM

      Mm-hmm.

    9. JR

      It's really hard. And there's a lot of things that people learn along the way on, in their journey of hunting and they'll explain it to you, and so that if you encounter that, I'll say, "Oh, Remy Warren said when you do this, be careful of that." Now that's in my head, you know? So it's just, like, a cu- it's a way to ... you can accumulate information.

    10. SM

      Yeah.Yeah, no, I, I, I, I listen to this Huberman.

    11. JR

      Yeah, he's great.

    12. SM

      And half of this stuff goes over my head, you know, like, there's-

    13. JR

      He's hard.

    14. SM

      ... there's-

    15. JR

      He's hard. You gotta make... Even when I do podcasts with him, I have to make notes. I make notes, and then I ask him afterwards and, you know. But he's very fact-based, and he's a great guy too.

    16. SM

      I have-

    17. JR

      Just-

    18. SM

      I have to ask you this, talking about Huberman and you've-

    19. JR

      Please.

    20. SM

      ... interviewed him. Do you ever have somebody come on the show where you're nervous to have them? Like, "Oh, man, this is uh..."

    21. JR

      Oh, yeah, definitely.

    22. SM

      G- like, who are you nervous to interview?

    23. JR

      Roger Penrose, uh, the Nobel Prize winner. He's a, a just, just a brilliant mind and older, you know. So I'm like, "How is this conversation gonna go? How do I engage him?" I don't want hi- him to, uh, feel like he's wasting his time here, so I wanna, I wanna be prepared-

    24. SM

      Mm-hmm.

    25. JR

      ... have good questions. And yeah, I don't know how much of an experience those guys have on podcasts-

    26. SM

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      ... or how much of an experience they have at all with comedians, you know. I don't wanna fuck around too much. I just wanna just get the most out of him that I can get. Like, I just wanna try to, like, massage his wheels and, and ask the right questions and, and, and be curious about all the right things and be informed enough to, to know what the right questions are-

    28. SM

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      ... and what I'm actually... And also, very fascinated by his research. So I really, it's like having an opportunity to talk to such a brilliant person. You know, like 'cause he's done, uh, a lot of research in the Big Bang. He's got a very interesting thought about the Big Bang that he doesn't think the Big Bang was the beginning of the universe, and that's, uh, something that a lot of physicists are considering now. It's ver- it's very fascinating stuff, the idea that the universe is eternal or much older than we think it is.

    30. SM

      Yeah, that's crazy.

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