The Joe Rogan ExperienceJoe Rogan Experience #2159 - Sal Vulcano
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Sal’s new stand-up special: why YouTube is the best (and riskiest) distribution
- JRJoe Rogan
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
- NANarrator
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) What's up, Sam?
- SVSal Vulcano
What's up, brother? How you doing?
- JRJoe Rogan
Good to see you, man. What's cracking?
- SVSal Vulcano
Nothing, thanks. So, thanks for having me, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
My pleasure. What are you doing out here, man? What are you doing in Austin, Texas?
- SVSal Vulcano
Um, I got a ... My s- my special comes out today, actually.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, shit.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, shit.
- SVSal Vulcano
Special comes o- Terrified.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's it on?
- SVSal Vulcano
Uh, YouTube.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's the move.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I'm, I'm very happy when guys do that. Makes it easily accessible. It's the best thing for, like, distributing your stuff.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
People share it easy.
- SVSal Vulcano
It's nice that that's a g- uh, a v- ... like, a good option now, because when everybody turns you down ... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
It's, it's a-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a great option.
- SVSal Vulcano
It's still like, "Well, I still got a good option."
- JRJoe Rogan
But it's an option to ... I would think about it even if it, you know, even if I had other options, just 'cause I think-
- SVSal Vulcano
Now at this point, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
... it's like the best distribution plat- ... As long as they don't fucking censor you.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Which is a little bit of an issue.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- 1:52 – 3:40
Roast comedy and the cultural “relaxing” around jokes
- SVSal Vulcano
Do you watch it through, three hours?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- SVSal Vulcano
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
I watch Tony Hinchcliffe's set and Andrew Schulz's set, and that's it.
- SVSal Vulcano
You seen Nicky's?
- JRJoe Rogan
I heard Nicky's was awesome. I haven't seen it yet.
- SVSal Vulcano
That's one of the three best, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I heard Nikki killed it.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah, she killed it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. She goes hard. (laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah. Tony, Tony was ... He, she does it. (laughs) She d- she, she kills those roasts, man. She kills those roasts.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. She's really good at roasts. She's strong. She's, she's got strong delivery, you know? She's got ... And even, like, she, when she was shitting on Jeff Ross, I did see that part, when she's apologizing (laughs) to him while she was shitting on him.
- SVSal Vulcano
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Which is so Nikki Glaser.
- SVSal Vulcano
That-
- JRJoe Rogan
She's so sweet.
- SVSal Vulcano
That, uh, that Hinchcliffe one with the r- uh, l- Liver King.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
Is it ... You look like the l- ... I don't wanna fuck it up, but the Liver King and the l- and, uh, the Tiger King-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
... had a baby that looked like Martin Luther King-
- JRJoe Rogan
Who got beat up by Rodney King.
- SVSal Vulcano
... uh, beat up Rodney King and bit by the Lion King or some shit like that. I don't even know. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
It was so ridiculous.
- SVSal Vulcano
It was a, it was a ride.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was such a ride.
- SVSal Vulcano
By the time he finished it, he, he ... It was just like, by the time he, i- if he was one king shorter, I, I didn't think it would hit as well.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SVSal Vulcano
But that next king was the perfect fit.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was a monster bit.
- 3:40 – 6:25
Getting sick, supplements, and Sal’s “weak constitution”
- JRJoe Rogan
You want any coffee? I've got some coffee if you want some of this.
- SVSal Vulcano
Uh, maybe after this, this throat coat.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, throat coat.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Been doing a lot of shows? Is that what it is?
- SVSal Vulcano
Uh, actually, I have, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Or you got the COVID?
- SVSal Vulcano
No, I, I ... Well, my, my, uh, my babe got me s- ... My baby got me sick.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That'll do it.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Those little kids get sick a lot.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah. She ... I, I was, like, fighting it for a while, and then a few days ago, it just took a dive.
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you take vitamins?
- SVSal Vulcano
Every single day, and I get mocked for it.
- JRJoe Rogan
You should not get mocked.
- SVSal Vulcano
My dad, growing up, he used to take-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
We had one cabinet in the kitchen, one, and he opened it, and it, it was basically a mini GNC. (laughs) Not like GNC, but it was like, just ... And every day my whole life, I'd watch him throw down, like, 30, you know, pills and just swig it, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SVSal Vulcano
And, uh, but m- me, I just, I feel like I have a weak immune system. I got a weak constitooche.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- SVSal Vulcano
So, like, I, I try to take, like, the, like, the ... I take, like, a liposomal c- ... It's all, like, I take a D, a B, a C.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SVSal Vulcano
I was taking, like, a multi, and then you start hearing, "Oh, it doesn't absorb, and you gotta take this one and that one."
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- SVSal Vulcano
So I take all immunity stuff, echinacea, elderberry, um ... What the fuck else do I take?
- JRJoe Rogan
What do you think causes your weak immune system? You ever thought about it?
- SVSal Vulcano
(inhales) Yeah, I think about it my whole entire life. (laughs)
- 6:25 – 8:42
IV vitamins + ADHD meds: the perfect pre-taping over-caffeinated storm
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you ever do IV vitamins?
- SVSal Vulcano
I, uh, I've only done it twice in my life. It's so funny, uh, when we... I shot the special in December in Chicago and, uh, the day of, I woke up and I was... and I had a cold. I, I... just 'cause I was just running myself into the ground, right? So I woke up, my throat was like... it was hurting me, it was like scratchy. I... my voice was raspy and I had, like, no energy. I'm like, ugh, freaking the fuck out, right? So (coughs) I get to the theater and I'm telling them, like, "I don't know what to do. Like, I feel so weak, I gotta do something." So, Ari's feeding me these, uh... all day long, he's feeding me these, uh, B- Berocca tablets. They're like these vitamin-dissolving tablets that are just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, he's into those.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah, they're like a hun-... you know, billion percent whatever, right? So he's feeding me those and then I get to the place and, uh, they get me the IV and the guy gives me a B12 shot.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SVSal Vulcano
And then I had just started Vyvanse.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's that?
- SVSal Vulcano
It's, uh, for ADHD. So it's like an Adderall almost.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, no.
- SVSal Vulcano
And I had just started it a few days earlier so I'm like not really... it hasn't really like... I'm not really regulated to it yet. And I just didn't (laughs) realize that his... the tablets Ari would give me, I looked back afterwards and they were like ca-... they all had caffeine.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Jesus.
- SVSal Vulcano
And then I got this B12 shot 20 minutes before I... the first show-
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
... and I was on the Vyvanse-
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
... which is Adderall, and it was the highest dose. (laughs)
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
I, I didn't realize that this was all happening to me and, like, three minutes before I went out, I was the most wired I ever was in my entire life of 40... like, I- I just was... I was like literally... and it... and then I had the adrenaline just 'cause the sh-... it was the t-... my first taping, you know what I mean? Oh my God, dude. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And I, I f-... (laughs) shit, I fucking read it-
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... and stroke out.
- SVSal Vulcano
I was holding my hand-
- NANarrator
Ugh.
- SVSal Vulcano
... and it was doing this.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Jesus Christ.
- SVSal Vulcano
And I was like, "Ari, you gave me three of these fucking things today. Every one of them has 200 milligrams of caffeine."
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God.
- SVSal Vulcano
He's like, "I didn't give you three." I'm like, "You gave me three."
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
He said... it's... "You didn't give me... you gave... how do you look me in the face?"
- 8:42 – 11:48
Living with ADHD/OCD: focus, lists, reading struggles, and audiobooks
- JRJoe Rogan
And why did you think you needed that? Why do you think you needed an Adderall?
- SVSal Vulcano
(laughs) I mean, I suffer from ADHD and a little OCD for like my whole life and it got-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wait, so what does that mean? Like, uh, when you say-
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... ADHD, how does it manifest itself in your life? Or what do-
- SVSal Vulcano
So many ways. Um, mainly the thing that affects my life, uh, is I can't focus. I can't focus on something for... if... especially if, if I'm... like there's up and down days-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SVSal Vulcano
... but like, I can't f-... I can't focus on something for more than like... if I'm trying to complete something, I won't complete it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like what kind of stuff?
- SVSal Vulcano
Like if I'm wri-... if I'm writing or if-
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh.
- SVSal Vulcano
... I have just stuff to do, pay me-... anything at all. Paying bills, is that... anything that where I have to use my mind, like you know what I mean? I'll be... I'll plant my ass down and I'll be trying to like write or send an email or whatever, my leg is shaking like crazy because I- I- I- I don't wanna sit there, I just like... and I just... it- it's helped because I can multitask like 500 things at once-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SVSal Vulcano
... but it also hurts because I... it's really hard to get something done, I can't remember anything so I only... I have like 50 lists in my phone, they're all labeled and prioritized. That helps me, but I have to use that otherwise I won't remember anything.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SVSal Vulcano
Um, I- I ca-... I have trouble reading. Like I- I- I'll read a page and then I will be like, "I have no idea what was on that page," and I have to read the page again, so I end up reading really slow.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is it with everything you read or is it only some stuff?
- SVSal Vulcano
It's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, is there anything that you read where that's not a p-... a problem?
- SVSal Vulcano
Books are tough, like long-form reading is tough.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like fiction or non-fiction, anything?
- SVSal Vulcano
Just... like just a lot of pages in between two covers.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SVSal Vulcano
It... the genre doesn't play into the factor, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
It doesn't... so not even like a really... like there's not one book that just captivated you and you, like, easily could read it?
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah, I mean that's... I mean when I'm really... uh, I mean, like I said, there's good and bad days so like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SVSal Vulcano
... if I'm reading like a biography or something where I'm really into it, uh, I don't really read fiction.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah. But I b-... but like I like biographies really, so-
- 11:48 – 13:50
Impractical Jokers’ unlikely explosion and the weirdness of “reality” TV
- SVSal Vulcano
My buddy I'm on a... I do a show with, um, he ha-... he has a bunch of books out published and, uh, one of the things we... ah, when does this come out? He's gonna s-... ah, I don't know if I'm supposed to say. So we do a lot of se-... keep a lot of secrets from each other-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SVSal Vulcano
... and then surprise each other on, on the show. The show for... if you- if you don't know, people don't know, it's just called Impractical Jokers. It's me and my buddies of 35 years.
- JRJoe Rogan
Fucking huge show, dude. It's gigantic.
- SVSal Vulcano
It's crazy, yeah, it's, um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Congratulations.
- SVSal Vulcano
Thank you so much. Thank you, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
I remember when, uh, guys were talking about it in the parking lot of the store when it was just blowing up and people were talking about your shows that you were doing. You guys were doing shows and they were just mobbed and everybody's like, "This sh-... like that show is huge."
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah, it was wild. Not expected or anything. It was on TruTV, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, which is like a... not a network where people really blow up from, right?
- SVSal Vulcano
There's a f-
- JRJoe Rogan
I- w-... but it just shows you if something's fun, people find it.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah, I mean, there-
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- SVSal Vulcano
... well, there was nothing like... they only did... they had... no joke, they had two different pawn shows-
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
... two, three... this is when we got on, they had two different pawn shows-
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
... three, three different towing shows.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- SVSal Vulcano
... and two storage shows. That was the whole... And then they showed, like, like, the, uh, stupidest criminals of all time, like, run through.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SVSal Vulcano
And that was it. So we, we were the first comedy, so I guess it kind of w- resonated on the channel because we were, like, alone in, in that manner.
- JRJoe Rogan
I heard a lot of those storage shows are fugazi.
- SVSal Vulcano
Y- so much of all the reality stuff is com-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, a lot of it is, yeah.
- SVSal Vulcano
I mean, I'd say 95%.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a lot of finagling going on behind the scenes with the truth just to, for narratives and stuff.
- SVSal Vulcano
If you pause the credits, like, there's always like that fine print in the credits.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- 13:50 – 19:41
Ghost talk to haunted-house panic: Sal’s fear of jump scares
- JRJoe Rogan
Even, um, ghosts. It's like-
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... th- I mean, th- people... Not, uh, they don't- I'm more interested in ghosts than I am Bigfoot.
- SVSal Vulcano
Me too.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause, uh, the thing about Bigfoot is, like, I think it was probably a real animal, and I think there's some ancient stories that are passed down for thousands of years.
- SVSal Vulcano
Sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think. I think that's probably what it was. But ghosts are weird because they're in every culture.
- SVSal Vulcano
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I haven't experienced a ghost, but I imagine if I did, trying to explain it to someone and not sounding like a fucking maniac, like just a crazy person, "Oh, I saw a ghost."
- SVSal Vulcano
L- Let me try.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay, you seen one?
- SVSal Vulcano
Didn't see one, but here's the thing. I don't believe in ghosts.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay.
- SVSal Vulcano
But then I had this happen to me and now I don't really know what to, like, what to feel.
- JRJoe Rogan
Cue the spooky music.
- SVSal Vulcano
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Any spooky music over there, Jamie?
- GUGuest
Yeah.
- SVSal Vulcano
My family believes in ghosts. They're like, they're all for it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- SVSal Vulcano
My sister had a thing. She lived at home and she came home one day and she opened the door to her room and every single one of her closet, uh, drawers were open. Every, every single thing that could be opened in the room was open. And it freaked her out a little bit, and she asked, uh, if anyone did it. And it was just my, my stepmom and my dad, they said no. And she was like, uh, felt uncomfortable ab- about that. And then she closed everything and then, like, whatever. She used to lock it after that. And then she'd lock, and one day, like months later, she had locked it again, when she opened it they were all open again. I tell her I don't even believe, like I don't, I don't know what I... She's not lying to me, but I don't know what to make of it, but I don't think it's a ghost. But my grandfather-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's not that spooky. (laughs) That's like The Hulk.
- GUGuest
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, that's way too loud for the Hulk.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah, I, I, I was about to get, I was about to get a massage.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Yeah, that was like, waiting for the candles to be lit.
- SVSal Vulcano
Um, but my grandpa-
- JRJoe Rogan
Relax.
- SVSal Vulcano
My grandfather d- died in the house, but like, I don't know. You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- 19:41 – 26:48
Cornfields, subsidies, and how corn became an American mega-industry
- SVSal Vulcano
(coughs) But, um, wait, so I'll double back on this one. I, so I-
- JRJoe Rogan
Corn is fucking scary to get lost in.
- SVSal Vulcano
Corn maze?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SVSal Vulcano
It's terrible.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's really weird. Like, there's a maze, there's a place in California where they have a- a farm and they have a corn maze, you can walk around this maze, it's fun because you know you can eventually get out.
- SVSal Vulcano
Go in it night alone.
- JRJoe Rogan
But you get lost-
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... in this maze. You get really lost and it's kind of confusing and now imagine this is thousands of acres.
- SVSal Vulcano
Right. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And you're in the center of it with no water and you have no idea. You might be walking around in circles, you really have no idea.
- SVSal Vulcano
You may as well be on, like, the mountains where people die in.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, you, people die in cornfields, man. That's a real thing, like-
- SVSal Vulcano
I mean, I feel like yeah, it depends how dense it is. I mean, if I was ever in that situation, I'd just go straight and not stop.
- JRJoe Rogan
I wonder how many people over in history have died in cornfields? Just heat exhaustion.
- SVSal Vulcano
S- 11.
- JRJoe Rogan
Get lo... 11?
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what you think?
- SVSal Vulcano
We had looked it up because-
- JRJoe Rogan
For real?
- SVSal Vulcano
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's guess.
- SVSal Vulcano
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's say a guess.
- SVSal Vulcano
I wanna guess but then I, it's gonna suck because I'm like-
- JRJoe Rogan
All time, I think 11's a solid number. I think 11's, like, a good guess.
- SVSal Vulcano
(sighs) No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, 11 people over the course of America have died in cornfields.
- 26:48 – 36:49
Humans vs wilderness: “bitch-ass” animals, walkabouts, and bear survival rules
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you ever think about like how-
- GUGuest
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
How we got... Like how people would have sex back then? Like ho- how would people still fuck back then?
- GUGuest
They were disgusting things.
- JRJoe Rogan
Think about how many years. It's only like the last 100 years that people aren't disgusted. (laughs)
- GUGuest
Yeah. We were talking about Saint Agnes, who went his whole life... Was it Saint Agnes?
Yeah, I mean, back t... Anyway. Take your pick, take your pick.
Went his whole life-
Once a year.
... without having a bath. How did... I- i- his whole li-
Yeah. (laughs)
He copped to that?
If it was once a year, it was a lot.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. No, no, it wasn't even that. It was like you were supposed to do that.
- GUGuest
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Like bathing was thought of as like a ridiculous thing to do.
- GUGuest
I mean, day three, it starts to be a problem.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know what happens.
- GUGuest
How long do you live? (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I wonder what happens. Like what just happens if you never bathe?
- GUGuest
But I do-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like we just assume that you have to bathe. Maybe that's the source of a lot of our problems. We're not like covered in dirt and bacteria all the time like we're supposed to be, like a normal animal.
- GUGuest
Maybe that warded off-
- JRJoe Rogan
And like interacting.
- GUGuest
Maybe that warded off like pre-
- JRJoe Rogan
I bet e... Nah, it didn't, didn't. It d-
- GUGuest
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
It didn't stop predators.
- GUGuest
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
No, not at all.
- 36:49 – 48:55
Big cats, pet lions, and Jokers’ tiger trap: why wild animals can’t be trusted
- SVSal Vulcano
Have you come across one like that? Like in just in the wild?
- JRJoe Rogan
The scariest thing I came across, I've talked about it too many times on the podcast, but to tell you, uh, I- I- I saw a big mountain lion from about 30 yards away. But I was inside my friend's truck.... and he spotted it. It was about dusk. It was in Utah in the mountains. And we were taking this corner, and he hits the brakes. He goes, "Look at that cat." And we look, and about 30 yards away under a tree is this enormous, enormous mountain lion-
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... with like a head like a pumpkin, dude.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And these giant forearms, and just sitting there. We're like, "Holy fuck, man." And I had binoculars, so I pick up the bino, so I have these 10 power binoculars. So I'm looking in its face.
- SVSal Vulcano
Its face, oh shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
In its... And I'm... But I'm protected.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm inside the car. We have a gun. I'm protected. And I'm-
- SVSal Vulcano
But are you... But did you still, still shit your-
- JRJoe Rogan
... shitting my pants.
- SVSal Vulcano
That's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, I felt like it... like, it... like, some primal fear.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Some primal recognition of an actual monster.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah. Yeah. That, that kicked in from the inside. I mean, that's-
- JRJoe Rogan
From inside a-
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... truck with a gun.
- SVSal Vulcano
It doesn't matter.
- JRJoe Rogan
With the binoculars.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, you, you... You look at this thing and its eyes are kinda-
- SVSal Vulcano
I got, I got chills.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because it's dusk, the eyes are kinda glowing a little bit.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah, yeah. That... No, thank you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro.
- 48:55 – 57:17
Chimp brutality, exotic pet laws, and Sal’s childhood ice-skating chimp incident
- SVSal Vulcano
What about that lady that got her face ripped off by the chimp? Dude!
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I was just reading about that again for some strange reason.
- SVSal Vulcano
Oh, my God, did we ... They have a picture, I think, of it.
- GUGuest
Oh, don't say.
- SVSal Vulcano
And don't do it. Yeah, don't do it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, that's a-
- SVSal Vulcano
It-
- JRJoe Rogan
... terrible story, man. Like-
- SVSal Vulcano
That's terrific.
- JRJoe Rogan
... a terrible story.
- SVSal Vulcano
And, like, I think they have, like, audio of it or something, like, where she's just like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Just 911 audio.
- SVSal Vulcano
Oh, God. It wa-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SVSal Vulcano
Oh, it's, I mean, and th- those, those chimps, they, like, disme- like, dismember you. Like they, sh- he ripped her entire face off.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, they try to ruin you.... they, they try to bite your fingers off. They go for your genitals.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They tear your feet off.
- SVSal Vulcano
That's how, you know, they got a r- that's a odd handbook for them. That's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it's a just-
- SVSal Vulcano
... "Let me tear his feet off first. I don't who that-"
- JRJoe Rogan
They wanna cripple you.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're not even trying to kill you. They're trying to cripple you.
- SVSal Vulcano
Is that what they're doing?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. They're try... They're smart.
- SVSal Vulcano
Cripple you and then what?
- JRJoe Rogan
They're evil and smart. They're trying to ruin you.
- SVSal Vulcano
They run up your bills?
- JRJoe Rogan
You can't... No more fingers, bitch.
- 57:17 – 1:03:26
Everglades invasive pythons, swamp punishments, and the nightmare of constriction
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, some fire escape.
- SVSal Vulcano
People, the kids and dogs and everything get eaten by fucking crocs and alligators every single day. It's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Not every day.
- SVSal Vulcano
Joe, it's every day, Joe.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's ... It does. It's, uh ... They don't have very many crocodiles.
- SVSal Vulcano
More than I would ... More than I think should happen. I mean, people have their houses like cro- like blocked off so the crocs can't get in there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's, it's alligators mostly.
- SVSal Vulcano
Oh, alligators, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. There's a difference. Like, crocodiles are way more dangerous.
- SVSal Vulcano
Oh, is that right?
- JRJoe Rogan
They're way more aggressive.
- SVSal Vulcano
But do they cohabitate?
- JRJoe Rogan
They do in the Everglades apparently now. Not a lot, but they've, they, they have had more than one sighting of Nile crocodiles in the Everglades and there's some ... Some of the biologists have speculation that there might be a breeding population.
- SVSal Vulcano
Really?
- JRJoe Rogan
Of not ... Because there's so many assholes who just release things-
- SVSal Vulcano
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... in the Everglades.
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, you know the python situation there, right?
- SVSal Vulcano
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
You haven't seen about ... Nothing?
- SVSal Vulcano
No. No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh. The Everglades are infested with giant pythons that are all invasive. They're all-
- SVSal Vulcano
Wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
... pets. Or from research.
- SVSal Vulcano
Are you serious? Wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, so they're either from, uh, research places where people are working. There's ... Some of them definitely got released there. But other ones are released just 'cause there's people's pets. So, asshole, some fucking dude who's into death metal has a python.
- SVSal Vulcano
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's like, "I can't feed you right now, but I'm gonna let you go and in two years-"
- SVSal Vulcano
Yeah. (laughs)
Episode duration: 3:07:48
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