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Joe Rogan Experience #2162 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Tim Dillon: A Real Hero," is available on Netflix. Look for his book "Death by Boomers: How the Worst Generation Destroyed the Planet, but First a Child" in 2024. www.timdilloncomedy.com

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  1. 0:002:17

    Sunglasses as instant confidence (and a celebrity shield)

    1. JR

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Dude, I get it now.

    4. TD

      You get it?

    5. JR

      I get it. I get, I get, I get the whole thing. The glasses.

    6. TD

      You see how powerful you feel? (laughs)

    7. JR

      Yeah. You feel like you could talk shit, like you're in another dimension.

    8. TD

      It, it... All the things that you do, like working out and, and, and succeeding, you don't need to really do a lot of that if you put these on.

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. TD

      You get a lot of the effects-

    11. JR

      (laughs)

    12. TD

      ... of like your, (laughs) you know, like being a trained fighter and all that crap. If you just put these on, you kind of get the idea of that.

    13. JR

      Hmm.

    14. TD

      Until someone calls you out and kills you, but-

    15. JR

      Yeah, you gotta avoid, like, actual conflicts.

    16. TD

      You gotta run away.

    17. JR

      But you do feel superior to people.

    18. TD

      Oh, for sure.

    19. JR

      Like you have a suit on or something.

    20. TD

      Yeah, for-

    21. JR

      Like an Iron Man suit.

    22. TD

      It's a... It keeps you away. It, it, there's a distance between you and other people now.

    23. JR

      That must be why celebrities wear them when they go out.

    24. TD

      Probably.

    25. JR

      You know, like, like we'll see, like at concerts or UFC fights, you'll see celebrities with full-on sunglasses.

    26. TD

      Interesting.

    27. JR

      Yeah. They're like a cat hiding underneath a, a chair-

    28. TD

      (laughs) Yeah.

    29. JR

      ... and the tail's hanging out. It's like, "You can't see me, but I can see you, stupid."

    30. TD

      Yeah. No, people, they, they do give you some... And a lot of people, I guess, are on drugs.

  2. 2:173:20

    Trend cycles: mullets, baggy clothes, and why styles keep returning

    1. JR

      ... Brian Bosworth used to wear. Do you remember The Boz?

    2. TD

      I don't.

    3. JR

      He was the guy who was famous for his sunglasses. He was a big time football player.

    4. TD

      Interesting.

    5. JR

      He was one of those... You know, every now and then, one of those fellas, like, uh, what's his name? The one that's dacing, dating Taylor Swift.

    6. TD

      Travis Kelce.

    7. JR

      That guy. Like when, when one of those guys breaks through-

    8. TD

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      ... and becomes famous? That was The Boz.

    10. TD

      Oh, wow!

    11. JR

      See? Those are, I mean, those were corny as shit in 2000, but here we are in 2024.

    12. TD

      And look it, they're back.

    13. JR

      Invest in bell bottoms, kids.

    14. TD

      They're absolutely back. They're absolutely back.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. NA

      He had a mullet.

    17. JR

      Yeah, he had a mullet too. You handsome bastard.

    18. TD

      Everything comes back. Mullets are back.

    19. JR

      Hmm. Yeah, mullets are back. Uh, Theo probably helped with that.

    20. TD

      Yeah, big time.

    21. JR

      And lesbians.

    22. TD

      Theo, Theo.

    23. JR

      Lesbians and lesbians.

    24. TD

      There's not enough new ideas. You gotta recycle certain ideas.

    25. JR

      Ev- after a while, you go, "The mohawk's not that bad."

    26. TD

      Yeah, of course.

    27. JR

      What, what's the problem?

    28. TD

      Everything was baggy, and then everything was tight.

    29. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    30. TD

      And now everything's getting baggy again.

  3. 3:204:04

    Yoga pants, objectification, and contradictions in public modesty

    1. JR

      Yeah, I thought the whole idea of the tight pants was to show your body. That's what it's for, right?

    2. TD

      For sure. Yeah.

    3. JR

      It's... What happened, ladies?

    4. TD

      I don't know.

    5. JR

      Why'd you go baggy?

    6. TD

      Something happened.

    7. JR

      I don't get it. Go back to the tight stuff.

    8. TD

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      That looks better.

    10. TD

      Well, they feel no one can objectify them in a, in a b- if they wear a bag.

    11. JR

      Yet they'll go to the gym in yoga pants-

    12. TD

      That's right.

    13. JR

      ... that are so thin you-

    14. TD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      You, I mean, you could literally, like, read braille through them.

    16. TD

      Right. (laughs) Right.

    17. JR

      And you see- (laughs)

    18. TD

      (laughs) Yeah.

    19. JR

      You see your full vagina outline.

    20. TD

      Yeah, it's just hanging out.

    21. JR

      And a lot of these gals are not wearing panties 'cause they don't want the line. They don't want there-

    22. TD

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      ... to be a line, so they have just raw pussy-

    24. TD

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... covered by yoga pants out there in the wild.

  4. 4:046:43

    Suits vs hoodies: status signals, comedians, and Fetterman’s “sweatpants politics”

    1. TD

      We're kind of lucky as comedians to wear pretty much... We don't... Like you dress up in a suit for UFC and for other stuff.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. TD

      But most of us don't.

    4. JR

      Yeah, you don't... I don't mind a suit.

    5. TD

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      I like it. I wear i-... If I have to go somewhere special-

    7. TD

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      ... throw a suit on.

    9. TD

      Right.

    10. JR

      You know? I don't mind it. Sebastian's into it. Boy, that guy.

    11. TD

      They wear it. I saw Seinfeld at Gotham. He's in it.

    12. JR

      Oh yeah, yeah.

    13. TD

      People wear them. Mulaney wears one.

    14. JR

      Yeah, they like to wear them.

    15. TD

      Like, I think, yeah, yeah.

    16. JR

      It gives you a certain... You feel like you're some sort of an expert.

    17. TD

      For sure.

    18. JR

      You know, you're, you're definitely better than the guy in the hoodie. You know, the guy in the hoodie is a fucking idiot.

    19. TD

      Yes, I agree. But I'm the guy in the hoodie, and I agree with that.

    20. JR

      Yeah, I agree too.

    21. TD

      Like when I see Seinfeld, I go, "I agree that you are..." And it, it's, it's... You know, it's not even fashion. He's better in every way, but, but-

    22. JR

      I wear hoodies three days a week.

    23. TD

      It's fun to wear a hoodie and jeans.

    24. JR

      Yeah, it's casual.

    25. TD

      It's a great-

    26. JR

      It's loose. I feel comfortable.

    27. TD

      It's a great thing to just-

    28. JR

      It's soft.

    29. TD

      And to be able to make money in a hoodie is great.

    30. JR

      Yes.

  5. 6:4311:43

    Biden’s age, performance ‘enhancers,’ and the question of who’s really running things

    1. JR

      I f- I'm of the opinion, and I think you are too-

    2. TD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... that Biden doesn't exist. I th- I believe-

    4. TD

      He could be the first AI thing.

    5. JR

      I think he's a, a living human being, don't get me wrong, but i- there's nothing there. It doesn't exist. So it's not-

    6. TD

      It's not there.

    7. JR

      ... every... I don't think there's a question about this.

    8. TD

      Right.

    9. JR

      So everything around him is what's supporting the country, which is kinda crazy.

    10. TD

      Right.

    11. JR

      Kinda shows you that the system kinda works.

    12. TD

      Sure.

    13. JR

      You know, when you got a guy like that, it's, it's a great kind of stress test to see, like, what happens-

    14. TD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      ... when you get a guy that's just going... And also, how much you can gaslight people into voting for him again.

    16. TD

      Yes. (laughs) Yes.

    17. JR

      (laughs) How much you can gaslight people into-

    18. TD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... voting for the people around him again-

    20. TD

      Right.

    21. JR

      ... is what it really is, the people you don't even know, like this mysterious cabal of humans that's actually running the country.

    22. TD

      Well, it's such a weird thing, 'cause he came out at the State of the Union and he was pretty good, but he was heavily drugged, like something... And now, you might know more than I know about s- like, certain types of things that you can do, like what... You've had all these doctors on and stuff. Is there a way to make that guy like that for the debates? Is he gonna be able to... 'Cause no, he wasn't great.

    23. JR

      What I would recommend-

    24. TD

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... is, um, I would find, I would time it correctly, right? So I'd recommend that he got lots of sleep. I would cut all the ice cream out of his diet for several days-

    26. TD

      Right.

    27. JR

      ... all the bullshit out of his diet. Then I would give him NAD infusions and IV vitamin infusions multiple days in a row, like three or four days in a row.

    28. TD

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Then the day of, I would make sure that he eats really well, g- gets a lot of sleep, and then I would fill him up. I'd fill him up with Adderall-

    30. TD

      Right.

  6. 11:4317:40

    Why Democrats stick with Biden: party machinery, celebrity messaging, and no viable replacement

    1. JR

      But are they... They can't change him out now. Right? You, you and I both thought it was gonna happen in May.

    2. TD

      We were convinced... I remember texting you. I was convinced... I actually heard from people that were in, kind of, you know, a- around the Trump campaign that thought they were also preparing to run against-

    3. JR

      Hmm.

    4. TD

      ... somebody who wasn't Biden.

    5. JR

      Right.

    6. TD

      And they had believed that. They were like, "It's gonna be Newsom or somebody."... and it hasn't been. So why, not to sound like a nut-

    7. JR

      Hmm.

    8. TD

      ... but why are they so... Why are they so committed to this guy? There's something weird about it. There's something strange about it.

    9. JR

      Do you think that's it? I think he's the sitting president and they gaslit everybody into thinking he was fine, so now they would have to change course radically to-

    10. TD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      ... justify getting him out of office. If they just ha-... They, they just published an article, I think it was in The Times, that was talking about Biden saying that his age is his superpower. Did you see that?

    12. TD

      Yes.

    13. JR

      And then Seth, what's his name? The guy from the fucking Family Guy?

    14. TD

      Seth MacFarlane.

    15. JR

      That guy-

    16. TD

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      ... retweeted it-

    18. TD

      Right.

    19. JR

      ... and was like, "This is an amazing, I couldn't have written this better, thing."

    20. TD

      What?

    21. JR

      Right, right, yeah.

    22. TD

      What?

    23. JR

      His age is his superpower.

    24. TD

      So, so you'd have to turn that back. So you'd have to get all-

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. TD

      ... these people... Do you remember when there was a whole, uh, list of, um, a bunch of celebrities, they, they used to make videos where they would tell you what to do?

    27. JR

      Right.

    28. TD

      You know, what we need to do, what we need-

    29. JR

      Right.

    30. TD

      ... to do. The end of democracy. Remember the bunch of them did that-

  7. 17:4023:11

    Harvey Weinstein reversal/retrial and the ‘moral panic’ of MeToo

    1. TD

      He, they just overturned all of his convictions.

    2. JR

      What?

    3. TD

      Well, get some of what I'm-

    4. JR

      What?

    5. TD

      But I, I'm telling you-

    6. JR

      Are you fucking kidding me?

    7. NA

      Something like that.

    8. TD

      ... the prosecutors in the Harvey Weinstein case were encouraging the, uh, the, whatever you wanna call them. Right? The people-

    9. JR

      Victims.

    10. TD

      The victims. And yes, they are victims, but she was encouraging them to just... When I was a juror on a murder trial and they're in-... You're instructed as a juror, this was years ago, but I was, uh, you- you're instructed to only consider the facts of the case. You can only discuss the facts of the case.... these victims were out there, and they were permitted and encouraged by a very overzealous prosecutor to share things that weren't related to the case. And the fact that the jury could have based their... Here, here it is.

    11. JR

      Wednesday's hearing ahead of Weinstein's retrial comes just over a month after the New York Court of Appeals, by a 4 to 3 vote, r- ruled the testimony of prior bad acts witnesses should not have been allowed because it was unnecessary to establish defendant's intent and served only to establish defendant's propensity to commit the crimes charged. He was convicted in the 2020 of first-degree criminal sexual assault and third-degree rape, and that he was sentenced to 23 years in prison. He has maintained his- his innocence. So, what are they saying now?

    12. NA

      So he's got a retrial.

    13. TD

      He's gonna try-

    14. JR

      They have a trial.

    15. TD

      They're gonna do a retrial.

    16. JR

      Wow. How old is he now? 'Cause he looked fucking terrible. Before he was going into jail, he was walking around with a cane and a walker.

    17. TD

      He's in his early 70s, but this is when directors do their best work.

    18. NA

      Yeah, it's not- D- yeah (laughs) .

    19. JR

      But he's-

    20. TD

      No, truly.

    21. JR

      But he's not a director.

    22. TD

      Right. Producers, whatever. I have confidence in him, is what I'm saying. I think he gets out.

    23. JR

      You think he's gonna get out and kick some ass?

    24. TD

      Well, I think he gets out. He's got a lot to prove.

    25. JR

      Do you think they'll let him work?

    26. TD

      They're not even letting Stacy work.

    27. JR

      They're not even letting...

    28. TD

      Hollywood believes in nothing. They will absolutely let him work. They will let him work, and he should work if they-

    29. JR

      Ugh.

    30. TD

      If, listen, if the retrial happens and they let him and it doesn't work, it is what it is, you know?

  8. 23:1135:48

    Separating art from the artist: Woody Allen, Kevin Spacey, and celebrity backstories

    1. TD

      I... You know, you watch an old Woody Allen movie, you go, "I don't know if he's guilty. I don't know what happened." I go, "I don't want to believe he's guilty, but can I still enjoy the movie or- or not?" And then some of them, it is a little different. You watch it and you go, "It is... I hope he's not guilty, but-"

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. TD

      "... there's a good chance he's guilty," and there's a documentary that's, I didn't-

    4. JR

      All of it's not good.

    5. TD

      All of it's not good.

    6. JR

      But if... I mean, even if it's like your neighbor's daughter-

    7. TD

      Yes.

    8. JR

      ... and you've known her since she was two and then you wind up marrying her, that's kind of crazy.

    9. TD

      It's not great, yeah.

    10. JR

      If you were an adult with children and your neighbor had a d- just... But then again, you- you know, part of your brain goes, "Okay," but like what if you really were in love? Like what if really-

    11. TD

      Right.

    12. JR

      ... she really was the next door neighbor and really you were 60 and she was 30 and she loved you?

    13. TD

      Right. Or if your wife-

    14. JR

      Is that okay?

    15. TD

      ... had adopted her from Cambodia.

    16. JR

      That makes it more complicated.

    17. TD

      And you raised her but-

    18. JR

      That-

    19. TD

      ... loved her still.

    20. JR

      That's the next level. So-

    21. TD

      That is-

    22. JR

      What I was gonna say-

    23. TD

      ... not ideal.

    24. JR

      ... like, that, you can't f-

    25. TD

      Yeah, well say that.

    26. JR

      You can't-

    27. TD

      It's not ideal.

    28. JR

      You can- you can look at the neighbor and say-

    29. TD

      Sure.

    30. JR

      ... "Well, maybe you weren't close with the neighbor's daughter, now she's a grown woman."

  9. 35:4848:56

    Tech platforms, propaganda, and post-pandemic collapse of institutional trust

    1. JR

      You know, like, we don't have our shit together yet, and we started off with a really good idea that didn't anticipate technology, and then technology got involved-

    2. TD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... in terms of, like, stock trading, um, and then influences of campaigns. Nobody anticipated th- th- you know, lobbyists, special interest groups. Nobody anticipated the military-industrial complex until Eisenhower talked about it on TV. It's just all these things got in the way of the original idea, that they just, they had a great fucking idea of how to make sure that no one ever becomes a dictator and that the will of the people gets served. They had a great idea.

    4. TD

      And now they have an idea where everyone can kinda be a dictator.

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. TD

      So that's not the worst idea. You can be a little dictator.

    7. JR

      Well, what they really didn't anticipate is the power that technology companies have.

    8. TD

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      That's, that's what's-

    10. TD

      They own your thoughts, dreams, hopes, fears.

    11. JR

      Everything. Mm-hmm.

    12. TD

      They have d- burrowed into your life more than any of the robber barons could, more than any of those guys.

    13. JR

      Ah, man.

    14. TD

      Morgan or Rockefeller, Carnegie.

    15. JR

      They've gotten insanely wealthy just from your data.

    16. TD

      Absolutely.

    17. JR

      And then convincing you you have to buy a new phone every week-

    18. TD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      ... every year.

    20. TD

      ... and they're helping you.

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. TD

      And that's the scary part, right? They're utopians and they believe they're creating a truly better world, and-

    23. JR

      And they're helping you.

    24. TD

      ... and, and they're helping you.

    25. JR

      It makes your life better.

    26. TD

      And they're making your life better, and you do, and these are things that make your life more convenient and easier.

    27. JR

      Oh, yeah. How great is Google Maps or Waze?

    28. TD

      So when they tell you it's more convenient to just not have this discussion or not have, be able to say a certain term or not be able to ... then you, you know-

    29. JR

      You just comply.

    30. TD

      ... you comply and you go, "Okay."

  10. 48:561:04:29

    Campus protests, Gaza/Israel, and ‘intersectional car crashes’ with Pride politics

    1. TD

      I, I went to one of those protests at UCLA, and I-

    2. JR

      How was it?

    3. TD

      It was, um, fun. You know, it is... It's, it's young people. They're trying to enjoy themselves.

    4. JR

      Is that what it was?

    5. TD

      It kind of felt like that.

    6. JR

      Like a little festive?

    7. TD

      It didn't feel like Hamas had taken over the college. Like I know that...... it felt like there were people there that were clearly probably, uh, uh, pro-Hamas, right? As a, whatever you want to call them, as a group.

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. TD

      But then it felt like there was a lot of kids there that just saw what was going on in Gaza and they were like, "We are against, uh, America funding that." And they went out to, to do that. And they wanted to, in the best way that they knew how, express how upset they were.

    10. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    11. TD

      Now, you know, you can't destroy property. You can't commandeer areas. These are all areas where, in a civil society, you can't do those things. But I think a lot of the people, their reaction to a lot of what was going on was, was probably heavily manipulated, but some of it was organic. Some of them-

    12. JR

      It's also, they're just trying to be good people.

    13. TD

      ... were seeing it on TikTok going like-

    14. JR

      Genocide's bad.

    15. TD

      ... "We're seeing kids being killed."

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. TD

      "And we're paying for it."

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. TD

      And, and we should do something. And I, I, the, the more people I spoke to, I was like, yeah, I didn't think that they were ... I thought probably a lot of them were, um, a little naive about certain things, but they're in college.

    20. JR

      Right.

    21. TD

      So that's okay.

    22. JR

      Everybody's naive in college.

    23. TD

      That's right.

    24. JR

      Yeah, and it's a thing to be a good person. You want to go out and support the good thing.

    25. TD

      Yes.

    26. JR

      What's the good thing? Free Palestine. Yes.

    27. TD

      That's right.

    28. JR

      They should be free.

    29. TD

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      From the river to the sea. Which river, which sea? Um-

  11. 1:04:291:16:27

    World War III anxiety: NATO, drafts, ‘bomb Moscow’ rhetoric, and election-season escalation

    1. TD

      I think that... And then the idea is like oc- I mean, listen, they're preparing. I mean, look at Military Times just wrote an editorial; they want to bring back the draft.

    2. JR

      Damn.

    3. TD

      They want to bring it back in Germany. Um, they're all preparing for some... There's, this is a, there is a very big push right now to militarize, uh, certain areas of the world, to bring back the draft, to, you know, see this as a cold war that could turn hot. Wh- Well, Biden b- basically said to the Ukraine, "Use American weapons in Russia. You can use American weapons for cross... But not in a defensive capacity, for cross-border attacks into Russia." Russia's now doing war games in the Caribbean. You know-

    4. JR

      (sighs)

    5. TD

      ... we are ratcheting all of this stuff up at a, at a, at a time when it is, th- we should be completely going the other way. We should be trying to figure out how to live on the planet with China. And we should not be getting involved, uh, in a, in, in a... We should not be encouraging countries to join NATO, to antagonize Russia, and getting involved in proxy wars. That's crazy.

    6. JR

      Didn't Trump say that he was gonna pull out of NATO?

    7. TD

      He said that. He also said he would have bom- You know, at a fundraiser the other day, he said he would have bombed (laughs) Russia and China. Like-

    8. JR

      What?

    9. TD

      He's very bellicose.

    10. JR

      No.

    11. TD

      Yes, he did.

    12. JR

      He said that?

    13. TD

      You can look at... Yeah, absolutely.

    14. JR

      Oh my God. Google that.

    15. TD

      So he's saying all kinds of wild stuff now. I don't think he would have, but I think it might also help to be that bellicose and say all those wild things.

    16. JR

      D- Did... Saying that you would bomb China and Russia?

    17. TD

      He sat at a fundraiser recently.

    18. JR

      That's...

    19. TD

      And the people in the fundraiser were kind of shocked. He was basically like, "Yeah, we would have hit them, and-"

    20. JR

      What?

    21. TD

      "... you know, we would have done it." Yeah. He's, he's been, you know...

    22. JR

      I gotta see this.

    23. TD

      No, he's right here.

    24. JR

      "Trump at fundraiser says, 'We would have bombed Russia and China.'" What? (laughs)

    25. TD

      (laughs)

    26. JR

      What? What did he say? Where did it say it? What the fuck did he say? "I believe that President Trump will be supportive of Taiwan when he becomes president. He was there the first term." So what, where does it say that he would bomb? Buzz this, I hear. "During a rally in Bronx, re- referenced several authoritarian leaders, including Vladimir Putin, saying they were at the top of their game. 'Whether you like it or not, the world is going to respect us again if he's reelected,' he claims. The bomb revelation was made in a Washington Post report on Trump's recent fundraising tour, during which he tested the boundaries of federal campaign finance laws, according to experts. At a fundraiser in New York earlier this month, Mr. Trump told the attendees he wanted to hear what they had on their minds, hearing options from, on former UN ambassador and his final Republican primary opponent, Nikki Haley, and several issues connected to Israel. Mr. Trump has routinely..." What does it, wh- where does it say about the bomb thing? Where does it say that? I don't see any of this. It should, that should be, like, front and center, (laughs) if it's in the headline.

    27. TD

      Know for sure.

    28. JR

      Like, why are you making me g- go all the... Where does it say he'd bomb them?

    29. NA

      They had it in quotes right here. It says, "The bomb revelation was made," but it must have been-

    30. JR

      Right. But what does that mean?

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