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Joe Rogan Experience #2164 - Action Bronson

Action Bronson is a musician, chef, painter, and author. Look out for his forthcoming album "Johann Sebastian Bachlava the Doctor'' and watch his series "F*ck, That's Delicious" on YouTube. www.actionbronson.com

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Jun 13, 20242h 7mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. AB

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) My man.

    4. AB

      Damn.

    5. JR

      What a day.

    6. AB

      I mean, it's a joy to spend time with you.

    7. JR

      (laughs)

    8. AB

      It's fucking beautiful.

    9. JR

      We had a good time today. We had a good time today. Got a nice workout in. Went to some Egyptian barbecue.

    10. AB

      Oof.

    11. JR

      KG, it's KG barbecue?

    12. AB

      KG barbecue, yeah.

    13. JR

      God, I, I'd seen YouTube videos about them.

    14. AB

      (grunts)

    15. JR

      What an interesting story. Dude's living in Cairo, is a banker. (laughs)

    16. AB

      That's right. It, it always starts off like that. I, I, I told you, there's like architect this, that, they always have these dreams of culinary-

    17. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    18. AB

      ... I don't know, dest- I don't know what the fuck to even call it, but...

    19. JR

      A-

    20. AB

      It's like when, like me, I wanna be an actor or I wanna play ball or I wanna be a fighter. I wanna do what I do. We all have these dreams, even though... Stay in the fucking lane, don't be the, stay there. Stop being f- stop being an idiot.

    21. JR

      Well, that is a thing, right? People always wanna do a thing that they're not doing.

    22. AB

      I like hard labor.

    23. JR

      Really?

    24. AB

      I t- I do, 'cause I do a lot of, like, fun, everyone thinks that j- my job is fun, and it is, there's no doubt. That's why I like to get in a kitchen-

    25. JR

      Want some coffee?

    26. AB

      No, I'm good. I got this espresso.

    27. JR

      Okay.

    28. AB

      I'm fucking Lucied out.

    29. JR

      (laughs)

    30. AB

      It's like I'm, I'm doing things I've never done before.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Ugh. …

    1. JR

      man. I mean, just such an awesome kickboxer. And just do or die. He either got knocked out or he knocked you out.

    2. AB

      Ugh.

    3. JR

      And the ... That style-

    4. AB

      Look at him.

    5. JR

      ... is just so fan-friendly.

    6. AB

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      Bro's chasing people down.

    8. AB

      That's incredible.

    9. JR

      He was so dangerous. So dangerous. But, you know, got KO'd too, because l- his fights were so reckless.

    10. AB

      Yeah, look at him.

    11. JR

      Not reckless. Skillful, skillful, but like-

    12. AB

      But he lives within.

    13. JR

      ... super aggressive. Right.

    14. AB

      He lives within the zone.

    15. JR

      Yeah. He's in the ... He's in that danger zone, and he drags everybody into that. And you might get them. Joe Schilling got him. Robbie Lawler got him. Robbie Lawler got him in a crazy fight, where Robbie Lawler was getting the shit kicked out of his legs, and he just uncorked a hammer, just one punch, just one wild right hand just clipped Melvin and the lights go out.

    16. AB

      Robbie Lawler's the next level, man.

    17. JR

      Woo. Robbie Lawler.

    18. AB

      He's such a gentle d- like when you meet him also, he's very sweet. He's just like, "Yo, how are you, man? How's everything?"

    19. JR

      Did you, did you hear what happened during the, uh, Free Palestine, um, marches in New York City? Did you hear what happened? So there was a bus and, uh, the bus was filled with UFC fighters. And there was the Free Palestine thing that was going on.

    20. AB

      What, they stopped the street?

    21. JR

      And apparently the bus was trying to make it through before they closed everything off, and the bus didn't.

    22. AB

      Hmm.

    23. JR

      So then they got in front of the bus and then they started slashing the tires and-

    24. AB

      Oh, shit.

    25. JR

      ... the bus was filled with Robbie Lawler-

    26. AB

      (laughs)

    27. JR

      ... and a bunch of other killers.

    28. AB

      Oh my God.

    29. JR

      And everybody's like, "Should we go out with the bus?" And Rob- Robbie goes, "Everybody conserve your energy because we're probably gonna need it."

    30. AB

      Just calm ...

  3. 30:0045:00

    N- For me, I,…

    1. JR

      all of the time, that can't be good. You know?

    2. AB

      N- For me, I, uh, I like to protect this bod of mine.

    3. JR

      (laughs)

    4. AB

      I just wanna, you know, I wanna make it more healthy.

    5. JR

      I have friends-

    6. AB

      That's all I really wanna do.

    7. JR

      I have friends that spar, and they really like sparring. And I'm like, "You're, you're a professional. You have a profession."

    8. AB

      Like just regular dudes-

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. AB

      ... that like some Fight Club?

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. AB

      You just wanna get a little adrenaline?

    13. JR

      Yeah. But they're sparring, and they're 46.

    14. AB

      Hmm.

    15. JR

      They're getting punched in the face. (laughs) Like, what are you doing?

    16. AB

      (laughs)

    17. JR

      Don't do that. So, you gotta forget where your keys are.

    18. AB

      Bro, sometimes it takes a while to get those chops.

    19. JR

      It'll take a long time if you start if you're 46.

    20. AB

      I'm just saying, it takes a minute.

    21. JR

      Y- you have to be a weird athlete to be, get, to get really good at striking at 46. If you've never done anything and then y- y- you step in and now you're, you're sparring guys and you're good at 46, you'd have to be like, a weird athlete. You'd have to be like, some dude who could do any... Gymnastics, basketball, baseball. He, he could do anything. He just knows how to move his body.

    22. AB

      I feel like that could be me. (laughs)

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. AB

      I like training, man. I enjoy... Like I said-

    25. JR

      Oh, I know you do.

    26. AB

      ... I wanna grapple somebody.

    27. JR

      Yeah, you were saying that.

    28. AB

      I would do a celebrity grappling, even though it's like... Celeb- fuck a celeb, just a grappling.

    29. JR

      As long as there's no heel hooks.

    30. AB

      No heel hooks. Grappling...

  4. 45:001:00:00

    (laughs) …

    1. JR

    2. NA

      (laughs)

    3. AB

      Like, what the fuck is that?

    4. JR

      Scientist dudes.

    5. NA

      Where did this come from now?

    6. JR

      Scientists dudes.

    7. AB

      Motherfucker.

    8. JR

      And gals, and non-binary folk.

    9. AB

      (laughs)

    10. JR

      Uh, what is, uh, what is the actual definition of yin yang, Jamie? Like, what does it e- exactly mean? It's ... I know it's to be balance, like in, I knew, like, back when I was in high school, all the cool kids got yin yang tattoos.

    11. AB

      (laughs)

    12. NA

      I want one now. Now, I want one. (laughs)

    13. JR

      Now, I'm thinking about getting one.

    14. AB

      Right?

    15. JR

      'Cause of the quantum thing, but it's so ... It's such a ... It became a corny thing. Like, a yin yang became corny.

    16. AB

      Yeah. When I was young, it was like tribal.

    17. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    18. AB

      Like I s- Now, I want tribal or barbwire around the bicep.

    19. JR

      Yeah. (laughs)

    20. NA

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      Like old days.

    22. AB

      Like Pam Anderson.

    23. JR

      Like Pam Anderson.

    24. NA

      Pam Anderson?

    25. JR

      A lot of wrestlers had it. Okay, so what does this mean?

    26. AB

      Buff Bagwell.

    27. NA

      There's no ... Uh, it's uh, meanings are popping up. There's not ... I don't know about specific definition, 'cause you gotta define the yin and yang.

    28. JR

      Well, just Google that right there, people also ask. Go back, and then what is the meaning of yin yang? Click on that. What does that say?

    29. NA

      I know. It popped up a video.

    30. JR

      Oh, it's a video.

  5. 1:00:001:09:34

    Right. …

    1. AB

      some Mexican dudes-

    2. JR

      Right.

    3. AB

      ... that will not speak English to you.

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. AB

      That's how you learn.

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. AB

      (laughs)

    8. JR

      You gotta pick it up.

    9. AB

      That's how I learned.

    10. JR

      Pick it up eventually. That is th- what they say, immersion, right? That's the best way to really learn-

    11. AB

      Immersion.

    12. JR

      ... a language.

    13. AB

      I mean, also, like, if you learn, like, phrases, like phrases as far as, like, I don't know. I don't even know how to... Like, j- I can't even give you an example. Like, things about the day or what you're-

    14. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    15. AB

      ... about to do or shit like that, just f- normal phrases that you would use-

    16. JR

      Right.

    17. AB

      ... in everyday life. If you just use those, more than likely they're gonna catch one way or another.

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. AB

      You, you could use them in different settings. (laughs)

    20. JR

      Right.

    21. AB

      You just, you just gotta know a couple things, and then you build off that.

    22. JR

      Imagine if... How funny that must sound to them.

    23. AB

      (laughs)

    24. JR

      Our stupid Spanish. (laughs) You know? It's like, uh, like Borat sounds to us.

    25. AB

      Yeah, no, I mean, o- the one thing that I do... I, I love when immigrants come here and they try to speak English, 'cause-

    26. JR

      Hmm.

    27. AB

      ... a lot of Americans, they don't fucking try and speak any other languages.

    28. JR

      Right.

    29. AB

      But everybody comes here and learns English one way or another. They're speaking broken, but you understand it.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

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