Joe Rogan Experience #2168 - Tyler Fischer

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) Oh. (laughs) Hey, Joe Rogan.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      (laughs) What's going on?

   5. TFTyler Fischer0:16

      Is there a left or right here, or does it matter?

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      No, it's all mono. What's cracking, brother?

   7. TFTyler Fischer0:20

      Ha, ah, yeah. Let me just get a little, uh, a little confidence here.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:24

      (laughs)

   9. TFTyler Fischer0:26

      I'm so small. This is like a large coffee to me.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       The- they'll make you pee. They'll make you pee. That's one thing Nespresso will do.

   11. TFTyler Fischer0:32

       I'm peeing right now, dude. I'm just gonna do the Biden, just let it out.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       Ari peed in that seat three or four times yesterday.

   13. TFTyler Fischer0:39

       Yesterday?

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Yeah, he- he pissed into Bud Light cans.

   15. NANarrator0:43

       Yup.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       He's so disgusting.

   17. TFTyler Fischer0:45

       Ari Shaffir?

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       Every t- oh, yeah, every time he's here-

   19. TFTyler Fischer0:47

       Oh, I didn't know he was here.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       ... he pees into things.

   21. TFTyler Fischer0:49

       I'm trying to get him to move here.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Uh, he's not going to. He's a New York rat.

   23. TFTyler Fischer0:53

       Yeah, he's, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       But he's here all the time. I mean, he might as well live here. He's here like four or five times a year.

   25. TFTyler Fischer0:59

       Yeah, just-

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       Good enough.

   27. TFTyler Fischer1:00

       ... I mean, it's good enough.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       He should. He should move here.

   29. TFTyler Fischer1:04

       He's so funny, man. I love watching him at the Comedy Cellar, 'cause he's one of the guys that just fucking goes for it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       Yeah, he go- he definitely goes for it. It's gotten him in a lot of trouble. (laughs)
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   How now though? What-…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      to discrimination. So there is some discrimination of gay people. There's discrimination of all kinds of people.

   2. TFTyler Fischer15:07

      How now though? What- what's the-

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      Well, there's still- there's still... With gay people, for sure, there's still people that are homophobic, especially religious people.

   4. TFTyler Fischer15:14

      It's too complicated now, because it's like, well, there's that, and then there's, you know, gay guys who dress up as women who wanna read to kids, and then there's those who cut their dicks. It's too co-

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:23

      Yeah.

   6. TFTyler Fischer15:24

      I- my, uh, dad came out of the closet when I was seven, so I was raised in this stuff. He came out as racist, but he, uh-

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:31

      Duh.

   8. TFTyler Fischer15:31

      No, he's gay. I got a gay dad. I do.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:32

      I have two da- two dad, mom, uh, remarried, and then my dad with a husband. And so it's funny. I try to talk about this. You're like, "Well, shut up, straight white guy. You- you- this isn't your lived experience." I'm like, "No, it is. It is." I- Do you say about... Do you say this on stage?

   10. TFTyler Fischer15:47

       I talk-

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       Do you talk about it on stage?

   12. TFTyler Fischer15:48

       I talk about it everywhere. Uh, yeah, people started booing me when I started talking about this in- in New York City a long time ago. It was the first time where I talked about my personal life, 'cause I have a crazy f- everyone has a crazy life.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:58

       What were they booing?

   14. TFTyler Fischer15:59

       Well, they're just like, "You can't talk... You can't talk about... You can't... That's their life. You can't talk about what it's like to be a gay person." And it's like, when I was seven, I was hiding it from my friends, so I was living like a closeted gay guy.

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:13

       Oh.

   16. TFTyler Fischer16:13

       I w- I- I went to insane lengths to hide my dad having a boyfriend, 'cause back... This was 1993. That's when it was, you know. And- and prior.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:24

       Yeah.

   18. TFTyler Fischer16:24

       That's when it was bad. But I- I- I- I imagine what guys like that think of what's going on now, to be like, "You're like a two spirit hetero-" You know, with norm-

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:34

       Yeah.

   20. TFTyler Fischer16:34

       Whatever the shit is.

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:35

       Yeah.

   22. TFTyler Fischer16:35

       And back then, it was bad. Um, but-

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:39

       When I was in, uh, middle school, my friend Josh, his mom was gay, and he didn't tell us. And nobody- nobody talked about it, but I-

   24. TFTyler Fischer16:48

       Lesbian moms are a little cooler though.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:50

       Yeah. (laughs)

   26. TFTyler Fischer16:50

       (laughs) Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:50

       She... I mean, she had the whole thing. Like, she was wearing the sleeveless vest with the big arms.

   28. TFTyler Fischer16:55

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:55

       She was a big lady, and she had a girlfriend with short hair that was always over the house. It was, like, the whole... Like, you'd go, "Who's that lady?" "Oh, that's my mom's friend."

   30. TFTyler Fischer17:03

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      Yeah. Yeah.

   2. TFTyler Fischer30:00

      "You gotta make a human- make pressure, people. You gotta..."

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      Yeah. They'll drop-

   4. TFTyler Fischer30:04

      God.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      ... their ideological bullshit when they can't work.

   6. TFTyler Fischer30:07

      True.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      It's been shown when you make their lives difficult, they will drop their ideological bullshit.

   8. TFTyler Fischer30:12

      Just give them another booster. Boost them up.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:14

      Imagine saying that about people's jobs, that you're gonna force them into making a decision with their own body, and not only that but mandate it, and not only that, as a doctor, know that some people are allergic to some of the...... uh, components, some of the, some of the-

   10. TFTyler Fischer30:30

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       ... actual ingredients in these vaccines.

   12. TFTyler Fischer30:31

       Sure.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:32

       Aaron Rodgers is one of them.

   14. TFTyler Fischer30:33

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:33

       He's allergic to one of the chemicals that's in it.

   16. TFTyler Fischer30:36

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       Can't take it.

   18. TFTyler Fischer30:37

       And some people have immune systems that work pretty well.

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       Yeah.

   20. TFTyler Fischer30:40

       And maybe you didn't, you don't need to start jabbing them with experimental stuff. I mean-

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       Yeah. It's a wild thing that happened, and so many people are still defending it because they defended it previously. They're not defending it from a p- position of like, objectivity, like, "Here we are, 2024. Let's look at the data." No. They're defending it from this weird place of, "I defended it three years ago, and I've shamed people-"

   22. TFTyler Fischer31:05

       I'm gonna, I planted my flag.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:05

       "... three years ago, and we were right."

   24. TFTyler Fischer31:07

       Oh, yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:07

       "We were right. We were right. You were wrong. We were right." It saved millions. They always say that.

   26. TFTyler Fischer31:11

       Saved millions.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:11

       It saved millions. The, which is, by the way, there's no way to tell if that's true.

   28. TFTyler Fischer31:15

       There's no way to tell.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:16

       'Cause the number of people that actually die from COVID is so grossly exaggerated. Most people think it's a very high number of people that died from COVID. It's less than 1%. It's like p- was it .3? Is it like one-third of 1%? Is that what it is? Something like that. And-

   30. TFTyler Fischer31:34

       I don't know one per- And, I mean, I know people who do.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      fuck that job. You, you literally have to be a crazy person to want that job.

   2. TFTyler Fischer45:04

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      Like, could you imagine wanting the stress of being either the vice president or the president?

   4. TFTyler Fischer45:08

      Like Brian Regan has a joke about being pres- every morning you wake up, someone's like, "Problems, sir. Lots and lots of problems."

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      Yeah.

   6. TFTyler Fischer45:16

      Any of those jobs. What-

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      There's not one day where everything's like, fucking yeah, everything's cruising.

   8. TFTyler Fischer45:19

      Do you think they should have an age cap on the politicians?

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:22

      Well-

   10. TFTyler Fischer45:22

       They got a minimum, right? 35 to run?

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:25

       If you wanna be a fireman, you have to show that you're physically competent.

   12. TFTyler Fischer45:29

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       You have to, you have to, uh, complete a physical fitness course.

   14. TFTyler Fischer45:32

       Sure.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       You have to, you know, 'cause you might be able- have to do things. If you are a president, I think you should have to commit a mental fitness course. Like they should have to test you with puzzles. They should have to ask you-

   16. TFTyler Fischer45:44

       Puzzles.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       Yeah, yeah.

   18. TFTyler Fischer45:45

       Yeah, yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       Like legitimately.

   20. TFTyler Fischer45:46

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       Like it sounds stupid-

   22. TFTyler Fischer45:47

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       ... but that's a good way to find out what, whether someone's brain works well.

   24. TFTyler Fischer45:49

       Sure.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:50

       Test people with, uh, puzzles and quizzes and ask them questions about history and they shouldn't be able to prepare for it. I think it should be something that you just, you just announce, "Today's the day. We're gonna pull him into this room and we're gonna, uh, j- film it all and ask him a bunch of questions-"

   26. TFTyler Fischer46:08

       Film it.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:08

       "... about all kinds of things. And then let's find out how that guy p- how his brain works."

   28. TFTyler Fischer46:12

       Well, I mean, I think Mitch McConnell had two strokes.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:15

       Wait for-

   30. TFTyler Fischer46:15

       In a very short amount of time.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:11:11

   Yeah. Dude, Dave Smith-…

   1. TFTyler Fischer1:00:00

      Chris Cuomo would not... Uh, did you see the Dave Smith-

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Yeah. Dude, Dave Smith-

   3. TFTyler Fischer1:00:03

      He fucking-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      ... lit him on fire.

   5. TFTyler Fischer1:00:05

      God, he lit him on fire.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:06

      Pissed on his corpse.

   7. TFTyler Fischer1:00:06

      That piece of shit. You, that, that clip actually, I made, I did an impression of you doing an impression of Don Lemon.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

      (laughs)

   9. TFTyler Fischer1:00:15

      Dude, wait, you mean don't get the vaccine? Can't go to work.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

       Yeah.

   11. TFTyler Fischer1:00:18

       Don't get the vaccine. You c- you can't take a poop.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

       Yeah.

   13. TFTyler Fischer1:00:20

       Don't get the vaccine. Unbelievable that that is on national television and that clip lives on and they get to just get away with that.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       Well, not only that, him and Chris Cuomo when he's talking about people injecting veterinary medicine and then Chris Cuomo saying, "Ivermectin? A dewormer?" Like, the, the stupidity in which they were describing on cable television. Like, first of all, you're not injecting anything, you fucking idiot. You're taking a small pill that's one of the safest drug profiles of any drug in recorded history that's been prescribed-

   15. TFTyler Fischer1:00:55

       Sure.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       ... to human beings billions of times. And the fact that they had the balls to go on TV and frame it that way, and then Chris Cuomo with, with Dave Smith saying like, "This is what we are being told," that they were take... Like, you don't have Google? Like, you just go out on CNN, you spit out what they're telling you?

   17. TFTyler Fischer1:01:13

       Even at-

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:01:13

       Like, you didn't look at it at all?

   19. TFTyler Fischer1:01:14

       Even at the same token, even if you wanted to go experiment with an actual... Why don't you get to do that?So, you- e- everybody has to take this experimental fucking rushed vaccine that Trump pushed the regulations. Well-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:28

       Yeah. But you're missing the point. The point is I was already better. That's the dumbest part about this.

   21. TFTyler Fischer1:01:32

       Sure, sure.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:32

       The dumbest part about... "Let them experiment, let them not experiment." That's not the point. The, the, the point was, I got better really quick.

   23. TFTyler Fischer1:01:38

       Which is... hooray, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:39

       Yeah. But they didn't want that.

   25. TFTyler Fischer1:01:40

       No.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:40

       So, that's when the machine moved and, you know, they went with this horse dewormer narrative because they were worried that other people were going to start taking ivermectin. I took a bunch of things, and I talked about all... I didn't say ivermectin by itself. I said, "IV vitamins-"

   27. TFTyler Fischer1:01:54

       Yes.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:54

       "...monoclonal anti-antibodies, Z-Paks." I- I- I said... I literally gave the list of different things. There was, um, some cortis- what is that stuff called? There was some sort of a steroid that I took too. What was it called?

   29. TFTyler Fischer1:02:11

       You were better, like, in two days or something, right?

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:02:13

       Yeah. Quick.

Episode duration: 2:25:53