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Joe Rogan Experience #2179 - Bridget Phetasy

Bridget Phetasy is a writer and stand-up comedian. She hosts the podcast “Walk-Ins Welcome” and co-hosts the podcast “Factory Settings” with her husband Jeren Montgomery. She also leads the YouTube program “Dumpster Fire.” www.phetasy.com

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Jul 24, 20242h 19mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drum beat plays) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drum beat plays) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    2. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) Do you have a new phone? What y- what year was-

    3. BP

      No.

    4. JR

      ... that one?

    5. BP

      This one is, like, one of the rehabbed ones. (laughs)

    6. JR

      Oh. Th- those are still good though. Like, whi- which number-

    7. BP

      They can-

    8. JR

      Which number is it?

    9. BP

      13, I think.

    10. JR

      Oh, those are still good.

    11. BP

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      I have an 11 that's still good.

    13. BP

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      I keep an 11 for one of my numbers.

    15. BP

      Okay.

    16. JR

      One of my bullshit numbers.

    17. BP

      Like, (laughs) for what?

    18. JR

      There's certain people you can't give the real number to.

    19. BP

      Oh, yeah. Why would you even give them a number though? You're, like, a straightforward guy.

    20. JR

      I guess you have to sometimes.

    21. BP

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      Sometimes you have to communicate with people, but you want a phone that you just stick in a fucking drawer somewhere.

    23. BP

      Yeah, and check, like, once a month.

    24. JR

      If that.

    25. BP

      (laughs)

    26. JR

      Yeah. (laughs) It just gets crazy where so many relationships become, like, completely transactional and-

    27. BP

      Hmm.

    28. JR

      ... you know, like, every time someone texts you, they want something, and it's just so frustrating.

    29. BP

      I can see it even being your friend. I can see it from a fucking mile away now. People will be like, "Hey, Bridge." I'm like, "I'm not introducing you to Joe. Leave me alone."

    30. JR

      (laughs)

  2. 15:0030:00

    I'm so glad I…

    1. JR

      cardiovascular, all, all these different blood clotting problems.

    2. BP

      I'm so glad I don't-

    3. JR

      I have a friend who had a fucking stroke when he took that stuff.

    4. BP

      No.

    5. JR

      He was in his 30s.

    6. BP

      Oh, wow.

    7. JR

      Yeah, he was in his 30s, a martial arts champion.

    8. BP

      Ugh. Yeah, I don't, I- I'm glad I'm kind of stupid and I just am like a clown.

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. BP

      I don't, I'm not, like, smart enough to fix these problems. I can, I can observe them and experience them on my own and see that it does behoove these people to just have everybody fighting so that they don't actually have to come up with, like, pol- politicians in particular, they don't have to come up with real solutions. They can just be like, "It's the other guy," forever.

    11. JR

      Ha- have you ever lived in a house that has black mold?

    12. BP

      No, thank God, because that shit will, um-

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. BP

      ... destroy you.

    15. JR

      It'll destroy you.

    16. BP

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      Um, I, I've had a couple friends who have had problems with black mold, and it's really interesting. And usually what happens is they get sick, and they're sick all the time.

    18. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    19. JR

      And they can't figure out why they're sick.

    20. BP

      And they're tired.

    21. JR

      They're really tired.

    22. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    23. JR

      They're just worn out all the time. And then finally they get their house examined, and, uh, and somebody probably suggested to them, and then, "Oh, Jesus Christ, your walls are filled with black mold." And a lot of times it's, like, a leaky pipe or something, a leaky pipe, and there's water in the walls and all the moisture.

    24. BP

      Right.

    25. JR

      And in Texas, it gets crazy. They get it, they get it bad out here. But w- when you have that, you have to burn the fucking house down essentially.

    26. BP

      Yeah. (laughs)

    27. JR

      You have to, like, cut out all the walls. Like, it's a very invasive process. Remember that guy, Tom Leykis? Do you remember Tom Leykis, who was a radio DJ in, uh, LA?

    28. BP

      He sounds familiar.

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. BP

      Oh, yeah.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Oh, yeah. …

    1. JR

      purses. And-

    2. BP

      Oh, yeah.

    3. JR

      ... some purses are, like-

    4. BP

      Like all the brands.

    5. JR

      ... exclusive.

    6. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    7. JR

      Like, you have to develop a relationship with a-

    8. BP

      They're an investment. (laughs)

    9. JR

      Yeah, you have to develop a relationship with the person selling the purse in order to get one of those purses.

    10. BP

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      You can't even get the ones that are on the shelf. I can't go buy that?

    12. BP

      No.

    13. JR

      Like, it's like Rolexes like that.

    14. BP

      Yeah, yeah.

    15. JR

      If you go into a Rolex store, you can't just buy a Rolex. They're like, "No, no, no, sir."

    16. BP

      No.

    17. JR

      "We don't have anything for sale."

    18. BP

      Mm-mm.

    19. JR

      But you have a giant store. What the fuck is this? So I was talking about it with her-

    20. BP

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      ... and then all of a sudden, I started getting these purse ads-

    22. BP

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      ... on my w- my-

    24. BP

      She knows what she's doing.

    25. JR

      ... Google. So it's listening.

    26. BP

      (laughs) Yeah.

    27. JR

      But it's just listening.

    28. BP

      Yeah. Yeah.

    29. JR

      And, you know, we just accept that.

    30. BP

      But it also knows who's in the same-

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Oh yeah, the Gracies…

    1. BP

      but it was specifically, like, you get grabbed from behind. You get-

    2. JR

      Oh yeah, the Gracies do a different thing, though.

    3. BP

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      This-

    5. BP

      So you, you were learning how to fight, but it was specifically, like, generally how... You're in a car. You're-

    6. JR

      This is my- this is the reason why I'm saying this. Knowing how to do something is not enough. It's just not enough. You have to train it.

    7. BP

      Right.

    8. JR

      And you have to train it all-

    9. BP

      It has to be automatic.

    10. JR

      It, yes.

    11. BP

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      You have to train it all the time.

    13. BP

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      If you don't train it all the time, when the thing happens, you'll have to think. You don't wanna have to think, right?

    15. BP

      No, it has-

    16. JR

      One of the best-

    17. BP

      ... to be like muscle memory.

    18. JR

      Yes.

    19. BP

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      One of the best things about jujitsu is when you're rolling in the class, the person who you are sparring against is generally going close to 100% of their strength.

    21. BP

      Right.

    22. JR

      When there's certain positions, like, there's certain things that they're doing to you where they are using all their might to try to achieve a- a- a dominant position.

    23. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    24. JR

      A passing of a guard, uh, you know, a finishing up of a submission.

    25. BP

      Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

    26. JR

      They're closing up a, a submission. That is a... You're accustomed to that, so it's a normal thing.

    27. BP

      Right.

    28. JR

      And so you're- you're not... Like, when you do sparring in karate class, you kind of touch each other.

    29. BP

      Yeah, yeah.

    30. JR

      So when somebody really fucking blasts you, you're not n- it's not- you're not used to that, and you- you might freak out.

  5. 1:00:001:10:00

    But do you think…

    1. JR

      They're br- they're broken.

    2. BP

      But do you think Hollywood is, uh... Like, with AI and all this, do you think that it, it stands-

    3. JR

      Doesn't matter.

    4. BP

      ... stands a chance?

    5. JR

      Yeah, it'll make awesome movies. They're still gonna make movies, but they're gonna make movies entirely on a computer. The, the people that are gonna be fucked are the actors and the writers.

    6. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    7. JR

      They're fucked.

    8. BP

      (laughs)

    9. JR

      And then the animators, they're fucked. They're fucked. Everybody's fucked.

    10. BP

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      All these, uh, special effects houses, you're fucked.

    12. BP

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      Everybody's fucked. There's n-... You don't have a... There's not a chance in hell that you survive.

    14. BP

      They won't just, like, use the technology to-

    15. JR

      They don't need you.

    16. BP

      ... improve?

    17. JR

      If a, if a studio-

    18. BP

      Right.

    19. JR

      ... is making films, like, all, all they're gonna need is algorithms.

    20. BP

      They all kinda look like they're made by algorithms already.

    21. JR

      What's gonna happen is they're gonna do that and then the number one movie in the world is gonna be a movie that a kid made on his cellphone.

    22. BP

      (laughs) Yeah, I know.

    23. JR

      He's gonna make it with editing it-

    24. BP

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... on fucking iMovie, on his phone-

    26. BP

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      ... or whatever it is. And he's gonna make it off of his cellphone and it's gonna be like The Blair Witch Project. Everybody's like, "Oh, my God."

    28. BP

      Or like Napoleon Dynamite.

    29. JR

      "It's so real."

    30. BP

      Yeah, yeah.

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