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Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden: Holtzman, surprises, and arena chaos
- JRJoe Rogan
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
- NANarrator
The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (energetic music) Yep. Adam Wayne, what's up baby?
- ARAdam Ray
Joe Rogan.
- JRJoe Rogan
Good to see you, brother.
- ARAdam Ray
Dude, thanks for having me, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
My pleasure.
- ARAdam Ray
This is a fucking pleasure.
- JRJoe Rogan
How fun was this weekend, man? It was insane. (laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
It was, uh... Not since Cher was at the Garden has there been so much pandemonium.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Bro, when Brian Holtz was screaming about Billy Joel. (laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
I love that you're going right to that, 'cause I was like, "How long are we gonna wait until we talk about Holtzman isolating the room?"
- JRJoe Rogan
He was amazing! He was amazing. He, uh... Seeing him at The Comedy Store, which we've seen him many times- Yeah.
- ARAdam Ray
... and then at The Mothership now, seeing him in, in an arena like that go full on Holtzman is a real treat.
- JRJoe Rogan
16,000 people-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and he went just like he's in the OR.
- ARAdam Ray
He opened with, "Fuck Billy Joel." Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
And then he's like, "I don't care if you're famous here!"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
"It's your daughter! Fuck 'em! We get it! You play the fucking piano!"
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
I mean, yeah. It was wild.
- JRJoe Rogan
He was amazing.
- 0:58 – 3:39
Kill Tony’s evolution: persistence, hosting mastery, and the ‘no net’ formula
- ARAdam Ray
The surprises on that show, I wanna hear from your vantage point real quick, uh, from obviously doing arenas for a while now. A show like that, 'cause getting to see you for a moment before you walked out backstage and you were just like... It was cool to see you looking at it like, "What the fuck? This is wild."
- JRJoe Rogan
I was blown away. First of all, I have seen Kill Tony evolve from the very beginning.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, I saw some of the earliest episodes in the Belly Room.
- ARAdam Ray
But you were telling me, Tony came to you and was like, "Will you do my show? I got this new..." And you were just like, "Yeah, fucking... All right, help a buddy out."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Yeah.
- ARAdam Ray
And then-
- JRJoe Rogan
I was-
- ARAdam Ray
... you had no idea what it was.
- JRJoe Rogan
No. I-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
When, when I first did it, I was like, "Okay, let's have some fun." I think I first did it, he brought up, I, I might have first did it at the Icehouse. They used to do it at the Icehouse in the Little Room.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, that was probably one of the first ones that I did. And I did a b- a bunch in the Belly Room, and then it moved to the Main Room, and then it moved to Texas when everything shut down. They would try to do it in the Main Room for a while with no audience.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They did quite a few episodes with zero audience.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's just a story of persistence and getting-
- ARAdam Ray
That's what I keep telling young comics.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ARAdam Ray
The consistency is so overlooked in this business. And Tony just believed in it, and also kept finding ways to evolve it. And the more people... You guys coming on, and then, like, you'd see Saget come on. And like, more and more people started to go, "Oh, something different to fuck around with," right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, and he just got better at it, too.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know? I mean, he's, he's a wizard at hosting that show.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's got... He's managing all these moving parts, he knows when to bring people in and when to... You know, he knows like, how to work the panel.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He knows how to like, let you go, let somebody else go. He's like... It's a dance, man.
- ARAdam Ray
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And the dude is the best at it. He's the fucking best at it. So, for me, walking out there and seeing that crowd, I was like, "This is insane." And to see the Black Keys on stage-
- 3:39 – 7:02
Adam Ray’s Dr. Phil character: accuracy, intent, and how it became a phenomenon
- ARAdam Ray
And you've never seen, uh, me do Dr. Phil probably live, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, I don't think I have.
- ARAdam Ray
How was that?
- JRJoe Rogan
I think I might have saw it once at The Mothership. How many did you do at The Mothership?
- ARAdam Ray
I've done two at... I've only done it on Kill Tony twice, and then I did two Phil shows on a Sunday there, but you were gone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that's right. Okay, that's right.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, so that was the first time I ever saw you do it on stage.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you know, I, I know Dr. Phil. Know him well.
- ARAdam Ray
I know.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's been on the podcast a bunch of times.
- ARAdam Ray
Yes, I know.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm good friends with his son.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So... (laughs) You fucking nail it!
- ARAdam Ray
So what is that like then?
- JRJoe Rogan
You nail it.
- ARAdam Ray
Thanks, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's gotta be weird for him. It's gotta be weird for him.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
This guy is doing a comedic version of him-
- ARAdam Ray
Totally.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and it's like the most popular guest on Kill Tony. (laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
What the fuck, dude? Of all the... I mean, dude. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) It's a great guest, dude.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a great guest. And, and, you know, the fucking... And that, that's not the best image, because there, you can kinda see that you got that thing on your head.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, the ball cap, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But you can't tell-
- 7:02 – 8:40
Impromptu celebrity drop-ins: Post Malone, Tucker Carlson, and the joy of surprise
- JRJoe Rogan
No, Tony, Tony takes a lot of risks. And he likes to fly off the seat of his pants, he likes a little bit of chaos on the show. Like, twice I showed up with people and I just brought them on stage. One time it was Post Malone-
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... and the other time it was Tucker Carlson. (laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
Oh, I saw that. Wait, that was impromptu?
- JRJoe Rogan
Totally impromptu. They had no idea they were gonna do it until they did it. When I got there with Post, I was like, "You gotta come to the club, let's go hang out." We were having just a great... I fucking love that guy.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's such a nice guy.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, he really is.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's so nice to everybody.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's nice to everybody at the bar-
- ARAdam Ray
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
... downstairs-
- ARAdam Ray
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
... all the staff.
- ARAdam Ray
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's just so normal, man. He just hangs with you. He can just hang with you. And so, anyway, we're just hanging out, so, you know, we're like, "Let's go to the club." And so we get to the club and Tony was there. I think we went to dinner. Did we go to dinner?
- NANarrator
Yeah, yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, we went to dinner. And then after dinner... W- did you go to Eddie V's?
- NANarrator
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- ARAdam Ray
Dude, good call.
- JRJoe Rogan
Eddie V's is the shit.
- ARAdam Ray
It's the best.
- JRJoe Rogan
So we, we leave there and I go, "Let's go check out the club," and it was Kill Tony. I go, "You gotta see this show that they're doing, it's called Kill Tony, it's crazy."
- ARAdam Ray
Oh, wow. So you're intro-ing two-
- JRJoe Rogan
So-
- ARAdam Ray
... him to the show.
- JRJoe Rogan
He has no idea. He has no idea what's going on. He has no idea, uh, that I'm roping him into this.
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs)
- 8:40 – 12:13
Roast craftsmanship and mutual respect: David Lucas vs. Tony Hinchcliffe
- ARAdam Ray
Dude, some of David's lines are so spot on, the joke is just as good-
- JRJoe Rogan
He's so good.
- ARAdam Ray
... as like the, like, like, uh, like what did, uh, Jeff Ross call David Tell when he came out on night two at the Garden? Uh, he goes, "You look like you run a, um, you manage a circus in Bosnia or something."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Something like that.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Lucas said that I looked like... Well, because I was wearing that crazy fur coat and the glasses, he goes, "You look like my 11th grade teacher-"
- ARAdam Ray
(sighs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... "that you catch outside of school." (laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs) Dude, I called Dave once, I go, uh, I go, "All right, Hootie and the Bloated Fish."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- ARAdam Ray
Or, uh, yeah, dude. He, Dave... Uh, that's another part of the show too where it's like, there's now been so many established parts that people look forward to.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- ARAdam Ray
Which makes the, uh, uh, an arena show so exciting for the fans, 'cause they're like, "Wow, I'm gonna see surprises and bucket pulls," or you have so many elements that are spontaneous, right? And that-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. That was spon-... David saying those things was spontaneous in front of 16,000 people.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And crushing.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's the best at that. Him and Tony, back and forth. I told them they should do a podcast with just David Lucas and Tony talking shit to each other.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause there's compilations on the internet that are like a fucking hour long-
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs) Yeah, I know, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
... of just David and Tony-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... just shitting on, uh, and laughing-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... while they're shitting on each other.
- ARAdam Ray
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's the best lighthearted shitting on people I've ever seen from two wizards at it.
- ARAdam Ray
Totally.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, they're casting spells at each other.
- 12:13 – 16:20
Comedy as rebellion + the modern outrage economy (views vs late-night)
- ARAdam Ray
Do, do you, after, uh, you know, all years of doing this, do things like that, I don't know, like, mean a little more to, like, be able to be, to see that, like, something like that live? Or is it, like, uh, does it give you, um, I don't know, a, a little more juice for just comedy in general? To know that, like, we're in a cool time, where shit like that is possible and happening, I guess?
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, we're in an am- an amazing time. It's an amazing time for standup. If you're funny and, and you're trying to have fun and just go out there and be silly, people are looking for that right now, man. And they're looking for something that rebels against this mind virus that's telling you how to think and behave. We don't like it.
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, shut the fuck up. You're not compassionate and also controlling. That's not possible.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
This fucking scolding, shrill fucking stupidity that you hear from people telling you how you have to think and behave, that nothing, that these things are not up for debate.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
These are, like, existential threats to humanity and civilization. They aren't-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... up for debate.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Shut the fuck up.
- ARAdam Ray
I don't-
- JRJoe Rogan
Shut the fuck up.
- ARAdam Ray
I'm getting more and more just cognitive, uh, of, like, uh, the... just jokes. Like, I get more and more bummed that people get really offended by certain things, 'cause I'm like-
- JRJoe Rogan
You just gotta stop paying attention. The, the key is, like, there's just too-
- ARAdam Ray
It's just jokes. They're just jokes. Like, no one's really... Especially at, at our level. Like, people making those jokes, it's like, 'cause it sounded funny and it, like, was a, a, you know... I don't know. You know, to each his own and everything's subjective, but like...
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but this is what's going on, dude. There's always going to be people that wouldn't enjoy it, but they get to see it now.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Whereas before, people just found out what you did. You went to a club, you know? If you liked the guy, you liked the guy. You saw the guy on TV, you went to go see him live.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And that was it.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Now, you're getting exposed to people that would never go see you live.
- ARAdam Ray
Oh, bro, I get hit-
- JRJoe Rogan
And they just wanna talk so much shit.
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs) Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But that is just because you're getting exposed to more people, so there's pros and cons. The pros is, the show gets 16 million views. That's insane.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, what does an average Jimmy Fallon show get? Let's find out what that is. Like, what's, uh, what's, uh, the amount of people?
- 16:20 – 27:53
Media trust and political narratives: CNN laughter, The View’s old Trump clip, and ‘gaslighting’
- JRJoe Rogan
Which is ironic. Did you see what happened with Colbert's audience?
- ARAdam Ray
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, uh, Kaitlan Collins from CNN is on.
- ARAdam Ray
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And, um, see if I... I retweeted it. It's fucking hilarious. Constantine from, uh, Trigonometry, uh, tweeted it, and I, I retweeted it. I was like, "This is crazy." I just want you to see it.
- ARAdam Ray
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Before I describe it. But it is, it's the audience laughing at CNN being honest. Watch this.
- ARAdam Ray
Wow, okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause it's crazy.
I don't know why I can't get to Twitter.
What's that, bro?
I'm trying to get to Twitter. It stopped loading.
Oh, this is the government. They're attacking Twitter-
Adaming.
... because of the Elon Musk thing.
I think it's a bad thing.
Guaranteed. Let's just call it that.
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Start from, start it from the beginning and, and go big screen, 'cause this is so preposterous. It's- (laughs)
- NANarrator
Trump has kind of been thrown on, on his heels by this, and he's not really sure how to go after Vice President Harris. He knew his attack lines on, on President Biden. He really has struggled with how to, how to go after someone who's 20 years younger than him, who is a different gender, a different ra- race. It, it's kind of been this moment where he has not been able to coalesce around a single attack line.
- NANarrator
(smacks lips) I know you guys are objective over there, that you just report the news as it is.
- NANarrator
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I know, uh, CNN makes it, uh, no, but-
- NANarrator
Is that supposed to be a laugh line?
- NANarrator
I know it wasn't supposed to be, but, uh, I guess it is.
- NANarrator
Trump has kind of been thrown o-
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro.
- ARAdam Ray
Wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro.
- ARAdam Ray
Wow. (laughs)
- 27:53 – 41:08
Campaign performance as entertainment: Kamala’s ‘say it to my face,’ debates, and Clinton as the GOAT
- JRJoe Rogan
But I do have to say that that one speech that she gave right after they decided that she was gonna be the nominee-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that one speech where she said, "If you're gonna say something, why don't you say it to my face?" It was-
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs) Kinda great.
- JRJoe Rogan
... great timing. It was-
- ARAdam Ray
It's middle school recess shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
It wasn't just that, man. The way that she delivered it was, like, very clear.
- ARAdam Ray
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was prepared, right?
- ARAdam Ray
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And so, that means, like, she's coachable, you know, which is very important-
- ARAdam Ray
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... if you wanna be a, a president.
- ARAdam Ray
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
You gotta be coachable.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know? So-
- ARAdam Ray
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, she figured out how to deliver a banger of a speech, right? Like, play that, because it's pretty powerful.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, I think she'll have something to say back to 'em, 'cause-
- JRJoe Rogan
No, but, but this is the thing. That's a speech.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But when you go to toe-to-toe-to-toe, when you're just talking off the top of your head, that's where she has some issues.
- ARAdam Ray
Mm-hmm. Oh, you think, oh, yeah?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I think people lock up-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... when they know that everybody is criticizing every word they're saying. And you're, you're applying for a job as essentially the mom of the world.
- ARAdam Ray
Oh, wow. Wow, wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
Or the dad of the world.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, yeah.
- 41:08 – 1:00:52
Andrew Dice Clay: controversy, performance art, and Rogan’s early mentorship lesson
- JRJoe Rogan
just got fucked. My God, just... Yeah, f- what was it, that picture? Yeah. Yeah, there was a picture. He was trying to be funny and it wasn't funny. Yeah. And it was just unfortunately, not- Wrong place, wrong time, wrong hands, wrong boobs. Trying to be a comedian, trying to be funny. Ugh. You know? Oh, wait, real quick, I just had a thought. When Dice came out and did his, um... (laughs) 'cause I wanted to... That, first of all, talking to him about being back in the Garden, you're just, you just saying just being funny or whatever, and I'm watching him do his hickory dickory joke at the Garden again was wild, dude. Yeah. And hearing him talk about being back there was so... That- that's a, there's so many small things in between the entire Garden experience that I was like, I want to not ever forget this because seeing him even just be there, I was like, that's crazy. Well, Dice was kind of on the outs with the comedy community. It was, to me, it was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. It was real weird, because he did MTV and he got banned for life from MTV for telling jokes. I forget what the jokes were. During the Pauly area or no?
... yeah, it was kinda around that time-
- ARAdam Ray
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... maybe a little after Pauly was off of MTV. But, um, he had these jokes. I forget even what he was joking about.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, tampons or something.
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh! (laughs) You know? It was ... I don't even know what the fuck he was joking around about.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, that was perfect.
- JRJoe Rogan
But it was Andrew Dice Clay.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You asked the dirtiest comedian of all time to do a set-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and then you got mad when he does the kinda jokes that Andrew Dice Clay does.
- ARAdam Ray
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you even fucking watch his shit?
- ARAdam Ray
No, they probably didn't.
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you ever watch Dice Rules?
- ARAdam Ray
They heard he was popular, and they just were like, "Get the guy-
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't-
- ARAdam Ray
... who everyone's watching."
- JRJoe Rogan
... know what the fuck they thought-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... if they thought he was gonna do something different because he was on MTV. I don't know what they thought. But anyway, they banned him for life. And there was a lot of comedians that came out against him. A lot of comedians said that they thought his act was sexist and racist. And yeah, it was.
- ARAdam Ray
(clears throat)
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, but it was a character.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He was deli- ... He ... Like, there's a man, his name is Andrew Silverstein, and then there's this character, Andrew Dice Clay.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And, you know, the whole idea was like that some stupid people like him. But stupid people like a lot of things.
- 1:00:52 – 1:08:49
Joe’s Netflix live special: fear, overpreparation, and treating it like a normal set
- ARAdam Ray
Doing something different. But the live thing is so not guaranteed, man. You're prepped, you're ready, you've, you've done live. But, like, still, you're, you're still, eh, it's still a new, uh, challenge, right? I mean-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, it was, it... I said no to it at first.
- ARAdam Ray
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was like, "I don't wanna do that. Fuck that." Because-
- ARAdam Ray
What put you over the top, and what... And what were the nerves like-
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause I was-
- ARAdam Ray
... that were-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, what put me over the top was I was like, "Why are you scared, Buzzy?"
- ARAdam Ray
(laughs) Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, this is like, "What do you like to do?"
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You like to do things that scare you.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You do this thing, you fucking bitch.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And that's exactly what I thought to myself, 'cause I said no. I was on the phone with my manager, and she was... She said, "Netflix wants to do a live special." I was like, "Fuck that." I go, "I don't wanna do that. No, no, no. Tell them no." Maybe I'll do a, a special, but at the... At that time, I wasn't even thinking about doing a special. I was just working on comedy. I was just having fun and just doing comedy. And th- And then being at my own club, it was fucking wonderful. And then I was like, "Why are you being such a bitch?" Like, as I dr-... When I said no.
- ARAdam Ray
It's weird, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then I, when I got home, I think, or maybe the next morning, I called her up and I said, "Don't tell him no yet. Let me think about it." And then the next day, I said, "I'm gonna do it."
- ARAdam Ray
Conversations with other people about it, or you just kind of had a-
- JRJoe Rogan
Nope. I didn't tell anybody.
- ARAdam Ray
... a car pep talk, or what?
- JRJoe Rogan
No. No. Just my own head-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... was like, "This is what you're supposed to do, stupid."
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah, dude. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just do something, do something that scares the shit out of you, 'cause that scares the shit out of you. But I just realized, like, I'm having great shows. I know that I'm ha-... The materi- material's tight.
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's funny. I'm like, "What am I worried about?" I'm not gonna be able to... I do it every night. Just do it like a regular night. And I do everything live. I do the UFC live. I do-
- ARAdam Ray
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I used to do y- YouTube videos we used to do live.
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