Joe Rogan Experience #2200 - Kat Timpf

1. 0:01 – 0:23

   Show cold open and meeting Kat Timpf

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:01

      (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music plays) What's up?

   4. KTKat Timpf0:13

      No- (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Nice to meet you.

   6. KTKat Timpf0:13

      Great to meet you, too.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      Thank you. Thanks for being here.

   8. KTKat Timpf0:16

      Of course. Yeah, of course I'm here, right? Of course I'm gonna, of course I'm gonna do this. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      (laughs) Well, I'm glad, I'm glad you're doing it.

   10. KTKat Timpf0:22

       Yeah.

2. 0:23 – 2:34

   Why Kat wrote 'I Used to Like You Until' — polarization and being politically independent

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      So, um, you wrote a book about ... Well, I think the title is, I Used To Like You But?

   2. KTKat Timpf0:28

      Until. Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:29

      Until.

   4. KTKat Timpf0:29

      I Used To Like You Until.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:30

      Yeah. Right.

   6. KTKat Timpf0:31

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:31

      Why'd you wanna do that? What, what was the motivation behind that?

   8. KTKat Timpf0:34

      Uh, I, I mean, I real- ... It's, it's not a hot take that everything's so divided now, right? I think a lot of people have noticed that. But I think I'm really in this unique position where I kinda get it from both sides, because I'm independent, politically. I just want very small government, which I think puts me at odds with both the parties sometimes, depending on what the issue is. So, I will sometimes get shit from the F- I'm on Fox News, so I'll get sometimes shit from the viewers for ... Sometimes m- more of the s- more social issues or I'm not religious, that kind of a thing. But then the people on the left, a lot of them w- won't even wanna have a conversation with me, 'cause they're like, "Oh, she works at Fox News. That tells-"

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:11

      Right.

   10. KTKat Timpf1:12

       "... me everything I need to know about her."

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:13

       Yeah.

   12. KTKat Timpf1:14

       And I think that that's doing some real damage, overall, to us as a country (laughs) by the fact that we're letting ... 'Cause I'm not special in that aspect, right? People will let one aspect of a person completely just, "Oh, that's all I need to know about that person. I'm not gonna"-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:28

       Sure.

   14. KTKat Timpf1:28

       "... talk to that person."

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:29

       Yeah.

   16. KTKat Timpf1:30

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:31

       Yeah. That's a real problem. And, and i- it's so funny, like, if you say, "I'm independent. I just want small government," immediately people start thinking, "Prepper."

   18. KTKat Timpf1:40

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:40

       You know, "KKK, stockpiling"-

   20. KTKat Timpf1:42

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:42

       "... guns, living in the woods."

   22. KTKat Timpf1:44

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:44

       "I'm independent, I want small government," is like you're a ... You might be a dangerous person, which is such a wild take.

   24. KTKat Timpf1:50

       Well, people think that just 'cause you don't think the gov- the government's the best way to solve a problem-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:54

       Right.

   26. KTKat Timpf1:54

       ... that doesn't actually mean you don't care about the problem. So, if you don't think the government can solve something, like, "Oh, well, you're a piece of shit, because"-

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:00

       Right.

   28. KTKat Timpf2:00

       ... "you don't, you don't care about this and this and this." It's like, no, I just don't think the government's gonna solve it. I mean-

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:04

       Well, the problem with the government solving problems and the g- ... The government is not financially invested in a solution.

   30. KTKat Timpf2:11

       No. No.
3. 2:34 – 4:15

   Taxes, potholes, and why big government often fails at basics

   1. KTKat Timpf2:34

      New York's the same. I mean, I live in New York 'cause I love my job, but if (laughs) I didn't have my job, I would not live there, 'cause it's so expensive.

   2. JRJoe Rogan2:40

      Right.

   3. KTKat Timpf2:40

      And I was in LA last week, and I was coming back from JFK in the morning after a red eye. I am exhausted. I'm pregnant. I'm trying to sleep in the car, and the roads, I'm just getting pothole after pothole. I'm, like, going all ... I'm like, "T- what are my taxes going, exactly?"

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:56

      Yeah. (laughs)

   5. KTKat Timpf2:57

      'Cause everyone always say these ro- the roads are shit.

   6. JRJoe Rogan2:59

      Yeah.

   7. KTKat Timpf3:00

      So ...

   8. JRJoe Rogan3:01

      I lived in New York once. I drove d- ... I had to do an audition. I drove t- ... I lived in New Rochelle, so I lived, like, right outside the Bronx.

   9. KTKat Timpf3:07

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan3:07

       And I drove to the city and home from the city. I blew out one tire driving to the city. Had to pull over to the side of the road, change this fucking tire.

   11. KTKat Timpf3:17

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan3:17

       Dangerous. Risking my life. On the way back, I blew out another tire.

   13. KTKat Timpf3:21

       Yeah. Jeez, yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan3:22

       From potholes.

   15. KTKat Timpf3:23

       Yeah. And it's so expensive.

   16. JRJoe Rogan3:24

       You just hear that bang, and you're like, "Shit."

   17. KTKat Timpf3:26

       Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's so expensive. I mean, I've ... A- the fact that I have a ... I feel very luxurious, and it's like a flex to be able to have a child, actually (laughs) , 'cause we have a sp- ... We have pl- enough space to put a baby in our rental apartment-

   18. JRJoe Rogan3:39

       (laughs)

   19. KTKat Timpf3:39

       ... which most people don't, actually. Like, I never thought I would get to that position.

   20. JRJoe Rogan3:42

       People live in closets.

   21. KTKat Timpf3:44

       Yeah, I've lived in closets. I ... When I first moved to New York, I lived in Harl- East Harlem. I lived in a truly actually dangerous neighborhood, and I was broke at, like, just so broke. And it, it's ... I don't know how, uh, people survive. I, I, I really don't.

   22. JRJoe Rogan3:57

       I don't know why.

   23. KTKat Timpf3:58

       I don't know how I did.

   24. JRJoe Rogan3:59

       Like, you can-

   25. KTKat Timpf4:00

       Right.

   26. JRJoe Rogan4:00

       ... get jobs other places.

   27. KTKat Timpf4:01

       Yeah, I had my stupid dream, which ... And it worked out well for me.

   28. JRJoe Rogan4:04

       What was your stupid dream?

   29. KTKat Timpf4:05

       I wanted to do exactly what I'm doing now.

   30. JRJoe Rogan4:07

       Congratulations.
4. 4:15 – 10:18

   Pregnancy, ADHD meds since childhood, and quitting stimulants (cold turkey)

   1. KTKat Timpf4:15

      ... uh, it's been a s- ... So, I'm off of amphetamines right now, 'cause I'm pregnant, for the first time since I was five.

   2. JRJoe Rogan4:21

      Whoa.

   3. KTKat Timpf4:22

      Isn't that crazy?

   4. JRJoe Rogan4:23

      Whoa.

   5. KTKat Timpf4:24

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan4:25

      What kind of amphetamines?

   7. KTKat Timpf4:26

      I mean, you name it. (laughs) I mean ... So, I was five. I have AD- ... I do have ADHD. I was five years old.

   8. JRJoe Rogan4:31

      What does that mean?

   9. KTKat Timpf4:32

      So, it, for-

   10. JRJoe Rogan4:32

       You got to be.

   11. KTKat Timpf4:33

       It could be a lot of things, right? It could be lack of focus. It can be emotional dysregulation. But for me, a lot of times, it's not diagnosed in women until they're older. I was a nuisance. I was unable to function in a classroom setting, which I think is more noticeable if you're a girl. I was acting like a, kinda like a boy, for lack of better ... I mean, I was, I was breaking shit. I was-

   12. JRJoe Rogan4:54

       Mm-hmm.

   13. KTKat Timpf4:54

       ... like roughhousing. I was unable to function in the classroom. And then it, they, we went and got my IQ looked at. They're, "Oh, she's really smart. She just can't ..." So, they put her ... I was on Ritalin since I was five. And (laughs) now I'm not.

   14. JRJoe Rogan5:10

       Wow.

   15. KTKat Timpf5:10

       Isn't that crazy?

   16. JRJoe Rogan5:11

       That is crazy. I hear that, and I'm like, "That sounds like me." Um-

   17. KTKat Timpf5:15

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan5:15

       I don't know what it means, because I bet you can focus on things that you enjoy.

   19. KTKat Timpf5:21

       See, yes. I can.

   20. JRJoe Rogan5:22

       Right.

   21. KTKat Timpf5:23

       But writing is really hard, which is-

   22. JRJoe Rogan5:25

       Well, writing's hard for everybody. That's why no one's-

   23. KTKat Timpf5:27

       Right.

   24. JRJoe Rogan5:27

       ... a writer.

   25. KTKat Timpf5:27

       Right. But I'm-

   26. JRJoe Rogan5:28

       (laughs)

   27. KTKat Timpf5:28

       ... a writer.

   28. JRJoe Rogan5:29

       Right.

   29. KTKat Timpf5:29

       But I've been on amphetamines. This ... Since I was five. I don't remember a time being off of them. I- if I haven't been sick or i- in bed somewhere, uh, in the hospital, like really sick, I've been taking one of these drugs. I mean, Vyvanse is what I was most recently taking. So, as an ambitious person, it's been tough for me to be pregnant, but I don't know what of it is the pregnancy-

   30. JRJoe Rogan5:48

       Because you're not amphetamined?
5. 10:18 – 15:55

   Abortion, embryos, IVF ethics, and the 'what is a life?' question

   1. JRJoe Rogan10:18

      And it's one of the main focuses in this election, is whether or not you can kill the baby.

   2. KTKat Timpf10:23

      It- it- it's, yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan10:23

      'Cause what that- I'm sorry to say it that way.

   4. KTKat Timpf10:25

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan10:26

      I mean, I'm not, uh- I'm not in any way, uh, trying to take away someone's right to choose. I'm not that guy. But I'm just saying, what it is it- what it- it actually is, is you're deciding whether or not someone should be able to tell you whether you could terminate the baby that's inside of you that's gonna become a person.

   6. KTKat Timpf10:41

      Well, I- yeah, I think that's obviously ... I mean, I'm pro-choice. I just don't think the government should be involved in it at all.

   7. JRJoe Rogan10:46

      I don't think so either.

   8. KTKat Timpf10:47

      And I think that there's all these (sighs) there's so many different levels to it, right? Like, my husband and I, we froze embryos years ago.

   9. JRJoe Rogan10:54

      Yo.

   10. KTKat Timpf10:54

       So I have nine (laughs) frozen kids, too.

   11. JRJoe Rogan10:56

       Yo. Yeah, kids just waiting to be-

   12. KTKat Timpf10:58

       I have kids all over. (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan10:58

       ... thawed out.

   14. KTKat Timpf10:59

       But those are like-

   15. JRJoe Rogan11:00

       That's crazy.

   16. KTKat Timpf11:00

       ... those are just a couple cells that are in a freezer.

   17. JRJoe Rogan11:03

       Whatever.

   18. KTKat Timpf11:03

       I-

   19. JRJoe Rogan11:04

       Who knows what's in there?

   20. KTKat Timpf11:05

       I mean ...

   21. JRJoe Rogan11:05

       Who knows what's in the embryo?

   22. KTKat Timpf11:07

       You- I- so you really- so you think I should have all of them? (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan11:09

       I don't know what's in there. I don't know. I mean, what if every embryo is a life? And not just a life, but a soul? And a soul waiting to emer- like, once you've done the deed.

   24. KTKat Timpf11:23

       Mm-hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan11:23

       And I'd say I'm not that guy. I'm not this religious-

   26. KTKat Timpf11:25

       No, I don't think you are. Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan11:26

       I'm not this guy, but I'm just- let's put it out there.

   28. KTKat Timpf11:28

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan11:28

       Like, what the fuck is that if that thing can become a person?

   30. KTKat Timpf11:31

       Yeah.
6. 15:55 – 18:17

   Surveillance anxiety: period apps, data privacy, and texts becoming public evidence

   1. KTKat Timpf15:55

      Yeah. Well, we have exac- Well, we have no privacy, and it's, it's one of the sc- It's one of the scariest, biggest issues for me.

   2. JRJoe Rogan16:01

      It's a giant issue.

   3. KTKat Timpf16:01

      It's, it's just how many things between, um, banks and, uh, the government b- able to look at ... They were never supposed to be able to look at all the things that they're looking at.

   4. JRJoe Rogan16:10

      Right.

   5. KTKat Timpf16:10

      And that's why people have to be concerned about stuff like that.

   6. JRJoe Rogan16:13

      Well, in two separate occasions I've had i- private text messages that were publicly available because of trials.

   7. KTKat Timpf16:21

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan16:21

      So, I'm t- ... Like, one of 'em was Alex Jones.

   9. KTKat Timpf16:24

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan16:24

       Alex Jones and I were texting about something.

   11. KTKat Timpf16:25

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan16:26

       And they wanted every text that Alex Jones and I-

   13. KTKat Timpf16:29

       That's mine.

   14. JRJoe Rogan16:29

       ... had ever sent each other.

   15. KTKat Timpf16:30

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan16:31

       I'm like, "Well, okay. Why?"

   17. KTKat Timpf16:34

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan16:34

       'Cause it, it was all about the Sandy Hook thing.

   19. KTKat Timpf16:36

       Mm-hmm.

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:37

       And the only text that they found was there was some crazy story and I sent it to him a- and I said, "Is this true?" That's it.

   21. KTKat Timpf16:45

       Mm-hmm.

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:45

       That's the extent of our discussion. But that got read, like, in court, and then it got printed online, and printed ... And I was like, "Wow, that's crazy."

   23. KTKat Timpf16:53

       Mm-hmm.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:53

       Like, that a private communication between people-

   25. KTKat Timpf16:55

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:56

       ... all of a sudden-

   27. KTKat Timpf16:57

       That is my n-

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:57

       ... not just gets read in court, but also gets distributed on the news.

   29. KTKat Timpf17:01

       Mm-hmm. That's my nightmare, is having my private (laughs) text messages.

   30. JRJoe Rogan17:06

       Good luck with my memes folder. (laughs)
7. 18:17 – 23:08

   Cancel culture mechanics, online cruelty, and the rise of isolated young men

   1. KTKat Timpf18:17

      I think it's people who ... I mean, you ... I'm always more interested in examining that.... w- if there's leaked... There's this thing now where it's people are trying to cancel people over things that they said or tweeted or posted when they were re- 13 years old.

   2. JRJoe Rogan18:30

      I can help you with that.

   3. KTKat Timpf18:31

      But-

   4. JRJoe Rogan18:31

      It's real simple.

   5. KTKat Timpf18:32

      Uh, but who- yeah, it's th-

   6. JRJoe Rogan18:32

      Losers.

   7. KTKat Timpf18:33

      They've never reached... Yes.

   8. JRJoe Rogan18:34

      It's losers.

   9. KTKat Timpf18:34

      They've never reached their potential-

   10. JRJoe Rogan18:35

       Yes.

   11. KTKat Timpf18:36

       ... that they thought they would reach. So, if they can't become whoever, maybe they can take whoever down who did.

   12. JRJoe Rogan18:41

       100%. That's exactly what it is. And it's also, if you look at people's lives, like there's a lot of people out there that are deeply unhappy. Like, what is the statistic... There was some crazy statistic we read recently about the amount of men who are not in relationships and are not having sex. I think it's like 50%. It's something-

   13. KTKat Timpf19:01

       Really?

   14. JRJoe Rogan19:02

       ... something-

   15. KTKat Timpf19:02

       50%?

   16. JRJoe Rogan19:02

       ... bonkers.

   17. KTKat Timpf19:04

       50%-

   18. JRJoe Rogan19:05

       Something-

   19. KTKat Timpf19:05

       ... of men are not having sex?

   20. JRJoe Rogan19:06

       Something bonkers.

   21. KTKat Timpf19:08

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan19:08

       Like some cr- 'cause people are just online. Like if you have a shit job, you know that Call of Duty is waiting.

   23. KTKat Timpf19:14

       Oh, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan19:14

       And all you have to do is put those headphones on-

   25. KTKat Timpf19:16

       Ugh.

   26. JRJoe Rogan19:16

       ... and sit in front of that computer.

   27. KTKat Timpf19:18

       Ugh.

   28. JRJoe Rogan19:18

       And now life is exciting.

   29. KTKat Timpf19:20

       Ugh. I da-

   30. JAJoe Rogan (quoting Alexa)19:21

       Hey, maybe ugh. Maybe ugh.
8. 23:08 – 29:05

   AI and media propaganda: Alexa’s political bias and the Kamala ‘manufacturing’ narrative

   1. JRJoe Rogan23:08

      Did you see the Amazon Alexa when they asked Alexa-

   2. KTKat Timpf23:12

      Mm-mm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan23:13

      ... wh- why you should vote for Trump or why you should vote for Biden?

   4. KTKat Timpf23:15

      No, I didn't. What happened?

   5. JRJoe Rogan23:17

      It's crazy.

   6. KTKat Timpf23:18

      What happened? (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan23:19

      It's so crazy.

   8. KTKat Timpf23:20

      What happened?

   9. JRJoe Rogan23:20

      Jamie, I can send it to you or you mi- you might be able to find it.

   10. KTKat Timpf23:23

       It probably...

   11. JRJoe Rogan23:24

       It is so nuts what Amazon's, what Alexa's response is, the difference between-

   12. KTKat Timpf23:29

       I'm sure there's a vast-

   13. JRJoe Rogan23:31

       ... whether or not-

   14. KTKat Timpf23:31

       Yes.

   15. JRJoe Rogan23:31

       There's a Grand Canyon between the two of 'em.

   16. KTKat Timpf23:35

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan23:35

       Do you have it or you want me to get it?

   18. JAJoe Rogan (quoting Alexa)23:37

       Uh, it's I saw... It's one of those things I saw with the ... Hold on. My phone.

   19. JRJoe Rogan23:43

       Hold on. What is this? Amazon's Alexa differing responses about voting Donald Trump versus Kamala Harris were in error. That it has fixed.

   20. KTKat Timpf23:49

       Oh, of course.

   21. JRJoe Rogan23:50

       Listen, it's not an error.

   22. KTKat Timpf23:50

       Yeah. Of course it's not.

   23. JRJoe Rogan23:51

       It's not an error 'cause they literally asked the exact same questions about, uh, Obama and, or excuse me, about, um, Trump and about Kamala, the exact same questions. I'm sorry. I'm, I'm distracted 'cause I'm trying to look for it while I'm talking.

   24. JAJoe Rogan (quoting Alexa)24:07

       So, Alexa, why should I vote for Donald Trump?

   25. JRJoe Rogan24:12

       (laughs)

   26. NANarrator24:12

       I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or a specific candidate.

   27. KTKat Timpf24:15

       Oh, I think I did see this.

   28. JRJoe Rogan24:17

       Watch this.

   29. JAJoe Rogan (quoting Alexa)24:18

       Alexa, why should I vote for Kamala Harris?

   30. NANarrator24:25

       While there are many reasons to vote for Kamala Harris, the most significant may be that she is a strong candidate with a proven track record of accomplishment. As the first female vice president, Harris has already broken down a major gender barrier, and her career in politics has been characterized by a commitment to progressive ideals and a focus on helping disenfranchised communities.
9. 29:05 – 37:58

   Nicotine obsession, vaping escalation, and withdrawal during pregnancy

   1. KTKat Timpf29:05

      After I give birth, I'm gonna just have my husband bring me a pack of Zyn.

   2. JRJoe Rogan29:10

      (laughs)

   3. KTKat Timpf29:10

      Immediately, immediately. Nicotine's the best for writing-

   4. JRJoe Rogan29:14

      It's, it-

   5. KTKat Timpf29:14

      ... for working, for everything.

   6. JRJoe Rogan29:15

      It's great for a lot of things. It's just the delivery methods-

   7. KTKat Timpf29:18

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan29:18

      ... are problematic.

   9. KTKat Timpf29:19

      I had a problem with vaping for a while.

   10. JRJoe Rogan29:21

       Oh.

   11. KTKat Timpf29:21

       Like it was bad.

   12. JRJoe Rogan29:22

       Hmm.

   13. KTKat Timpf29:22

       I'd be in public with multiple vapes sitting, and I was like, "Ka- you can't. You're, you're gonna, you can't be doing that."

   14. JRJoe Rogan29:28

       Those are so addictive.

   15. KTKat Timpf29:29

       They're so addictive. I, I, I was one of the first vapors. I quit for-

   16. JRJoe Rogan29:32

       (laughs)

   17. KTKat Timpf29:32

       I'm serious. I, I quit.

   18. JRJoe Rogan29:34

       Uh, my buddy Adam has one of them robot things.

   19. KTKat Timpf29:37

       I did. I did.

   20. JRJoe Rogan29:37

       Lunchboxes. He had one of those.

   21. KTKat Timpf29:38

       I had a l- I had a laboratory in my house. It was like- (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan29:43

       (laughs)

   23. KTKat Timpf29:43

       It was like I was sitting with all my liquids. It was like-

   24. JRJoe Rogan29:44

       What is the benefit of having like a big box vape?

   25. KTKat Timpf29:47

       There's, it just rips harder. I used to love to blow fat clouds.

   26. JRJoe Rogan29:52

       Rips harder? Jeez.

   27. KTKat Timpf29:52

       I was out-

   28. JRJoe Rogan29:52

       Oh my God.

   29. KTKat Timpf29:53

       I was, I, I went, I had to get a dental procedure done, some- something super minor, whatever, like a deep clean. I couldn't vape for 24 hours. I put so many nicotine patches on my body and I still didn't even feel anything. It should have killed me or at least made me throw up the amount. And I was like, "Ugh." And then I still kept vaping.

   30. JRJoe Rogan30:10

       Damn.
10. 37:58 – 57:30

    Near-death medical crisis: bowel perforation, ileostomy, and a surreal January 6th

    1. KTKat Timpf37:58

       ... a near-death experience in 2020. Do you know about my shit, I had a shit bag?

    2. JRJoe Rogan38:02

       No.

    3. KTKat Timpf38:03

       So I had a-

    4. JRJoe Rogan38:03

       What happened?

    5. KTKat Timpf38:04

       Ugh. I had a, I know you're jacked, but this is, you're not squeamish, right?

    6. JRJoe Rogan38:07

       No.

    7. KTKat Timpf38:07

       Okay. So I had a bowel perforation. I had a really bad stomach pains. And I went to the hospital, and they told me I need an ileostomy, which is a shit bag. It's the one, they take your small intestine and they pull it out of your stomach and you have a bag. So I had to have that surgery in November of 2020. And I was in the hospital, and I was ripping a vape, for sure while I was in-

    8. JRJoe Rogan38:28

       Oh, my God.

    9. KTKat Timpf38:28

       I had my intestine hanging out of my body and I'm ripping a vape. Uh, I had it for about five weeks and I didn't tell anybody.

    10. JRJoe Rogan38:35

        Wow.

    11. KTKat Timpf38:35

        I wrote about it in my first book, and that's how everybody kind of found out that that had happened to me. And, uh, it was, it was bad. It was really, really rough. And then-

    12. JRJoe Rogan38:44

        Oof.

    13. KTKat Timpf38:44

        ... I got it reversed.

    14. JRJoe Rogan38:45

        That's good.

    15. KTKat Timpf38:45

        I got it reversed, but I had complications.

    16. JRJoe Rogan38:48

        Oh, that's not good.

    17. KTKat Timpf38:48

        So I had complications where I was gushing blood on my ass, 'cause there's a loose staple.

    18. JRJoe Rogan38:52

        Whoa.

    19. KTKat Timpf38:53

        And I needed a transfusion. Guess which day that was, that I had that bad thing happen?

    20. JRJoe Rogan38:57

        What day?

    21. KTKat Timpf38:57

        January 6th.

    22. JRJoe Rogan38:58

        Oh, my God.

    23. KTKat Timpf38:59

        (laughs) Like, that January, the d- January 6th.

    24. JRJoe Rogan39:03

        Oh, my God.

    25. KTKat Timpf39:04

        And I didn't talk publicly about this for a long time. So whenever I w- I was on the news, like, I, people would ask me, it comes up a lot. And like, I'd be thinking about-

    26. JRJoe Rogan39:12

        You.

    27. KTKat Timpf39:12

        I, yes. But I, I, I would-

    28. JRJoe Rogan39:13

        You almost died. You were bleeding out of your butt.

    29. KTKat Timpf39:14

        I was literally, I, I will never forget this. I've, I've never talked about this before, actually, this specific thing. I will never forget this. On January 6th, I, I'm, I'm all doped up, right? Like if you, if you have stuff like that, they'll let you have a Dilaudid drip. I'm like all doped up.

    30. JRJoe Rogan39:27

        Wee!
11. 57:30 – 1:01:26

    Not driving, the saintly husband, and the feral cat with endless medical needs

    1. KTKat Timpf57:30

       Like, uh, you know what I make this poor man do, or I have made him do the past five years?

    2. JRJoe Rogan57:34

       What?

    3. KTKat Timpf57:34

       So I have a cat that is f- ... He's now 14 years old. He is m- a dick. He's got a lot of health issues, but I won't let him die.

    4. JRJoe Rogan57:42

       Mm-hmm.

    5. KTKat Timpf57:42

       Like, I won't let him die 'cause he's like my best friend, blah, blah, blah.

    6. JRJoe Rogan57:45

       Right.

    7. KTKat Timpf57:45

       But I c- we can't find anyone to watch him. We can't find ... We can't board him at the vet over Christmas, so since I met my husband going on six years now, I've made him drive me and the cat home to my father's house.

    8. JRJoe Rogan57:58

       Where is your father's house?

    9. KTKat Timpf57:59

       Detroit area. (laughs)

    10. JRJoe Rogan58:00

        Oh my God. That's like 18 hours.

    11. KTKat Timpf58:02

        With, with the cat.

    12. JRJoe Rogan58:03

        How far is it in the car?

    13. KTKat Timpf58:03

        It's like, it's like 12 hours-

    14. JRJoe Rogan58:05

        Oh my God.

    15. KTKat Timpf58:05

        ... with the cat. So it's like you drive all that time-

    16. JRJoe Rogan58:08

        (sings) Drive.

    17. KTKat Timpf58:09

        ... and when you get there ... Yeah.

    18. JRJoe Rogan58:11

        (sings) Drive.

    19. KTKat Timpf58:11

        And then when you get there, you're in Detroit. (laughs)

    20. JRJoe Rogan58:13

        Oh my God.

    21. KTKat Timpf58:14

        So a lot of people are like, "He's the l- he's a lucky guy," which ... And it's like, no, he's not. He's, he's-

    22. JRJoe Rogan58:20

        Well-

    23. KTKat Timpf58:20

        ... he's a saint.

    24. JRJoe Rogan58:21

        It all works out.

    25. KTKat Timpf58:22

        You know? But this-

    26. JRJoe Rogan58:23

        I'm sure he's happy.

    27. KTKat Timpf58:24

        He is happy. He said-

    28. JRJoe Rogan58:25

        Yeah. It's fine.

    29. KTKat Timpf58:25

        He said-

    30. JRJoe Rogan58:26

        It's like, it's not that big a deal you're in a car for 18 hours. Just get zen about it.
12. 1:01:26 – 1:05:42

    Chimp attacks, Jane Goodall, and the dark side of ‘cute’ wild animals

    1. JRJoe Rogan1:01:26

       Have you seen that Chimp Crazy thing on Netflix yet?

    2. KTKat Timpf1:01:28

       No. Mm-mm.

    3. JRJoe Rogan1:01:29

       Okay. It's about that lady that, like, kept a chimp and the chimp ripped apart her friend.

    4. KTKat Timpf1:01:33

       (gasps)

    5. JRJoe Rogan1:01:34

       You know, you know that story?

    6. KTKat Timpf1:01:35

       No.

    7. JRJoe Rogan1:01:36

       I've heard it's by the same people that did, uh, Tiger King.

    8. NANarrator1:01:39

       Yeah.

    9. JRJoe Rogan1:01:39

       Right? I've heard it's fucking insane. They say it's way better than Tiger King. They say it's nuts.

    10. KTKat Timpf1:01:43

        Okay, I should watch this.

    11. JRJoe Rogan1:01:44

        Yeah.

    12. KTKat Timpf1:01:44

        I was really into, like, Jane Goodall as a child.

    13. JRJoe Rogan1:01:47

        I love Jane Goodall. Jane Goodall's odd, though.

    14. KTKat Timpf1:01:49

        Oh, of course.

    15. JRJoe Rogan1:01:49

        You know, Jane Goodall believes... She li- she believes in Bigfoot.

    16. KTKat Timpf1:01:53

        She was...

    17. JRJoe Rogan1:01:53

        (laughs)

    18. KTKat Timpf1:01:53

        I thought it was so cool when I was little, how she was like, "You know what? I don't wanna be part of your society."

    19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:59

        Right. "I'm gonna go live with the chimpanzees."

    20. KTKat Timpf1:02:00

        "Oh, I'm gonna go live among the chimpanzees."

    21. JRJoe Rogan1:02:01

        Yeah.

    22. KTKat Timpf1:02:01

        I was like, "You can do that?"

    23. JRJoe Rogan1:02:04

        Yeah. Hey, Chimp Crazy. (laughs)

    24. KTKat Timpf1:02:05

        Okay, so this, this lady-

    25. JRJoe Rogan1:02:07

        This lady, uh, like... It's, it's... Apparently, we can't really... Can we play the trailer, or we'll get in trouble?

    26. NANarrator1:02:12

        I mean, we can watch it, but I have to cut it out.

    27. JRJoe Rogan1:02:14

        Okay.

    28. KTKat Timpf1:02:15

        So, that-

    29. JRJoe Rogan1:02:15

        So-

    30. KTKat Timpf1:02:15

        ... is the as- the chimp that-

Episode duration: 2:51:18