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Joe Rogan Experience #2200 - Kat Timpf

Kat Timpf is an author, comedian, and political commentator. She’s currently the co-host of "Gutfeld!" on Fox News and is a Fox News analyst. Her latest book is "I Used to Like You Until... (How Binary Thinking Divides Us)." Look for it on September 10. www.therealkattimpf.com his episode is brought to you by AG1. Take ownership of your health with AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free Travel Packs with your first subscription. Go to http://drinkag1.com/joerogan

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Sep 10, 20242h 51mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast.…

    1. JR

      (drumming music plays) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music plays) What's up?

    4. KT

      No- (laughs)

    5. JR

      Nice to meet you.

    6. KT

      Great to meet you, too.

    7. JR

      Thank you. Thanks for being here.

    8. KT

      Of course. Yeah, of course I'm here, right? Of course I'm gonna, of course I'm gonna do this. (laughs)

    9. JR

      (laughs) Well, I'm glad, I'm glad you're doing it.

    10. KT

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      So, um, you wrote a book about ... Well, I think the title is, I Used To Like You But?

    12. KT

      Until. Yeah.

    13. JR

      Until.

    14. KT

      I Used To Like You Until.

    15. JR

      Yeah. Right.

    16. KT

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      Why'd you wanna do that? What, what was the motivation behind that?

    18. KT

      Uh, I, I mean, I real- ... It's, it's not a hot take that everything's so divided now, right? I think a lot of people have noticed that. But I think I'm really in this unique position where I kinda get it from both sides, because I'm independent, politically. I just want very small government, which I think puts me at odds with both the parties sometimes, depending on what the issue is. So, I will sometimes get shit from the F- I'm on Fox News, so I'll get sometimes shit from the viewers for ... Sometimes m- more of the s- more social issues or I'm not religious, that kind of a thing. But then the people on the left, a lot of them w- won't even wanna have a conversation with me, 'cause they're like, "Oh, she works at Fox News. That tells-"

    19. JR

      Right.

    20. KT

      "... me everything I need to know about her."

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. KT

      And I think that that's doing some real damage, overall, to us as a country (laughs) by the fact that we're letting ... 'Cause I'm not special in that aspect, right? People will let one aspect of a person completely just, "Oh, that's all I need to know about that person. I'm not gonna"-

    23. JR

      Sure.

    24. KT

      "... talk to that person."

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. KT

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      Yeah. That's a real problem. And, and i- it's so funny, like, if you say, "I'm independent. I just want small government," immediately people start thinking, "Prepper."

    28. KT

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      You know, "KKK, stockpiling"-

    30. KT

      Yeah.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      periods.

    2. KT

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. KT

      There was a concern about that, right, where if i- i- ... I don't ... Again, there's s- there was a concern about it, I don't know if it was ever really a thing, but it was a concern about it happening potentially, where if abortion was illegal-

    5. JR

      Right.

    6. KT

      ... they could get data from these, these apps that track your period.

    7. JR

      Right.

    8. KT

      And I have one 'cause it now tracks my ... It tells me like, "Your baby's the size of a pomegranate this week."

    9. JR

      (laughs)

    10. KT

      And I'm like, "Oh, that's so cute." Right? But if, let's say, I ... I- i- it was telling me all that and I, like, miss my period, then it could be watching me to see-

    11. JR

      Right.

    12. KT

      ... if I was obtaining an abortion pill online or something like that.

    13. JR

      Right.

    14. KT

      If my period was ...

    15. JR

      Which is crazy also, because miscarriages are some of the most emotionally devastating-

    16. KT

      Oh, yeah.

    17. JR

      ... things for women.

    18. KT

      Mm-hmm.

    19. JR

      And then to be accused of killing your baby-

    20. KT

      Exactly.

    21. JR

      ... after a miscarriage because the app-

    22. KT

      The app.

    23. JR

      ... like, read wrong.

    24. KT

      The app read wrong. The app saw that you missed your period.

    25. JR

      Yeah, and the app decided that, you know, you should be investigated in th- this time of insane sorrow.

    26. KT

      Yeah. Well, we have exac- Well, we have no privacy, and it's, it's one of the sc- It's one of the scariest, biggest issues for me.

    27. JR

      It's a giant issue.

    28. KT

      It's, it's just how many things between, um, banks and, uh, the government b- able to look at ... They were never supposed to be able to look at all the things that they're looking at.

    29. JR

      Right.

    30. KT

      And that's why people have to be concerned about stuff like that.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Damn. …

    1. KT

      I put so many nicotine patches on my body and I still didn't even feel anything. It should have killed me or at least made me throw up the amount. And I was like, "Ugh." And then I still kept vaping.

    2. JR

      Damn.

    3. KT

      I eventually, when I quit vaping and I was using pouches to help me quit vaping and I was using 12 milligram pouches.

    4. JR

      Oh (laughs) .

    5. KT

      Like-

    6. JR

      I tried those. I can't do it. I start hiccuping-

    7. KT

      No.

    8. JR

      ... and I have to put them away.

    9. KT

      Oh, yeah, most people-

    10. JR

      I almost have a fucking heart attack.

    11. KT

      Most decent people, which is why I'm saying I had a problem and I quit.

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. KT

      ... now, I got down to six and now zero, obviously, 'cause of this baby.

    14. JR

      I use threes. I like threes.

    15. KT

      Yeah. I can't wait. I wanna get six. I'm gonna... I can't wait. I'm gonna be in that hospital bed.

    16. JR

      (laughs)

    17. KT

      I'm gonna be like (vibrating sounds) Like, I can't wait.

    18. JR

      But you can't 'cause it'll get in the milk.

    19. KT

      That's what I've... I c- y- can you pump and dump, right? I have-

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. KT

      I don't miss alcohol.

    22. JR

      But you're gonna be pumping out, you're gonna be pumping out nicotine.

    23. KT

      (sighs)

    24. JR

      For sure.

    25. KT

      Okay, but... (sighs) Is it? Okay-

    26. JR

      (buzzer sound)

    27. KT

      ... I'm gonna tr-

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. KT

      I'm gonna try.

    30. JR

      You're justifying.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      a pretty loud cold, or cough.

    2. KT

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      And they brought her to the ho- I was telling my wife, "She probably got the vid."

    4. KT

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      "She probably got the vid, it's going around."

    6. KT

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Did... I... Uh, she goes, "No, she's got a, uh, nasal infection." And I said, "Did they test for COVID?" She was like, "No."

    8. KT

      No. (laughs)

    9. JR

      I'm like, "They didn't even test?" You're cau- Like, if this was two years ago, they would 100% immediately test you for COVID.

    10. KT

      Mm-hmm.

    11. JR

      But yet they're still talking about COVID, and they don't even test kids for it.

    12. KT

      I tested myself 'cau-... I had it in July, and I tested myself only 'cause I'm pregnant and I wanted to know, like, what to expect.

    13. JR

      Right.

    14. KT

      And I got really sick 'cause my immune system's trash. Again, 'cause of this baby. No nicotine, can't fight off illnesses.

    15. JR

      Are you doing anything to supplement your vitamins?

    16. KT

      I'm doing just prenatals, probiotics, that's it.

    17. JR

      Prenatals?

    18. KT

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      What is that? A company sells prenatal vitamins?

    20. KT

      Yeah. A company sells prenatal vitamins.

    21. JR

      That's it?

    22. KT

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      Yeah?

    24. KT

      Mm-hmm. I mean, I eat food now a lot more than I used to.

    25. JR

      Mm.

    26. KT

      I didn't... I used to be chewing nicotine gum all day. It doesn't make you hungry.

    27. JR

      There's supposed to be some real benefits to nutritional supplementation while your, your baby is being born inside of you, like, like, or being created inside of you. Like, maybe, possibly going to a place and getting your blood work drawn.

    28. KT

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      Finding, like, what nutrients you're deficient in, and it could really help you. I-

    30. KT

      I should.

  5. 1:00:001:02:28

    That's crazy. …

    1. KT

      her stay there too 'cause he likes my sister. But he, he likes ... He finally likes my husband now, and it took, what, like five years.

    2. JR

      That's crazy.

    3. KT

      But, like, he's like, "I'm driving." He's like, "Every year it's like I'm driving." A- uh, 'cause every year, I'm like, "This will be the last year."

    4. JR

      Probably.

    5. KT

      And ... Yeah, prob- because-

    6. JR

      Cats live to, like, 18 years old though, all the time.

    7. KT

      But this cat has had serious health problems for four years requiring multiple daily medications that I-

    8. JR

      Oh my God.

    9. KT

      ... have to administer 'cause not just anybody can come stay with a cat because they have to administer the medication-

    10. JR

      Right.

    11. KT

      ... which is a hazardous activity for the average person.

    12. JR

      Oh, Jesus Christ.

    13. KT

      'Cause you have to do-

    14. JR

      So-

    15. KT

      ... the syringe in the mouth.

    16. JR

      Oh, fuck.

    17. KT

      So I hold him. He'll let me do it.

    18. JR

      Oh my God.

    19. KT

      But other people-

    20. JR

      That's so crazy.

    21. KT

      ... it's ... I won't l- ... As I said, I won't let him ... Like, I won't l-

    22. JR

      Well, why don't you just let him go? He's probably miserable.

    23. KT

      Because he's stable on the medication. He's happy to see me when I'm home, like he misses me, so, like he's-

    24. JR

      Okay, okay.

    25. KT

      He's-

    26. JR

      I get it. I get it.

    27. KT

      Wh- Now talk to me a bit ... The thing is, if I'm being honest with myself, (laughs) even if that were the answer, I might (laughs) still have a hard time.

    28. JR

      Yeah, it's hard. It's, like, pe-

    29. KT

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      Losing a pet is very hard. You, you're so connected to them. They're like your-

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