Joe Rogan Experience #2205 - Legion of Skanks

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. DSDave Smith0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (instrumental music plays) All right, well, boys, good to see you. What's happening?

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:15

      What's up? What's up, Joe?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      Um, you have a little adventure coming over here.

   6. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:19

      We did. We just stopped sweating.

   7. DSDave Smith0:21

      Got a little lost. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      Did the Uber driver dropped off at the wrong spot?

   9. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:23

      This one might be on me.

   10. DSDave Smith0:24

       Nope, nope.

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:24

       About, about halfway- Uber dropped us off at the completely right spot-

   12. DSDave Smith0:27

       Yeah.

   13. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:27

       ... in his mind.

   14. DSDave Smith0:28

       And the, the amount that I cursed him because we thought it was the wrong spot. I mean, we spent about-

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       It's on me. That's on me because I should've got you guys the car service. We have the car service that takes guys all the... I figured you guys were already here. You had transportation-

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:41

       What was funny was when we were at about, I don't know, three-quarters into our three-quarter-mile walk here.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       (laughs)

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:48

       You sent somebody over to come get us, and he pulled up in a car. Uh, and he goes, he goes, "You guys for Joe, right?" And we said, "Yeah." And he goes, "Follow me," and then just drove away in the car.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       (laughs)

   20. DSDave Smith0:58

       No way.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       He didn't let us in.

   22. DSDave Smith0:59

       He didn't let us in.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:00

       No way. You know what? You were too sweaty.

   24. DSDave Smith1:01

       Yeah, that's what it was.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       Ah.

   26. DSDave Smith1:02

       He had his shirt off still. You could see him glistening.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       (laughs) His seat's too... He was like, "Fuck this."

   28. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:05

       My eyes were gone because my hair product was in my eyes.

   29. DSDave Smith1:07

       He's like, "Hey, are you guys here for, for Joe Rogan? He told me to bring you this heat lamp."

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       Oh, god. (laughs)
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. LGLuis J. Gomez15:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Yeah.

   3. LGLuis J. Gomez15:01

      That's, that's, that's human beings though, man.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      Now, imagine that, but with no showbiz. No showbiz. So you're getting that rush, but now the rush is controlling the world.

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:11

      Well, isn't that kinda-

   6. LGLuis J. Gomez15:11

      Yeah, it's like the way we feel about, like, crushing on stage is the way Hillary Clinton feels about crushing Libya, but it's just like, "Who in the hell is-"

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      We came, we saw, he died. Shit, I fucking crushed. (laughs)

   8. LGLuis J. Gomez15:21

      Wasn't that L. Ron Hubbard though? L. Ron Hubbard was like, "Hey, this will be funny. I'll start this and, and go into this, start a religion." And then, like, years later, he said when his friends he told that to hit him up, like, "This is crazy, dude. You did it." He's like... You know, like, "You, you ran that scam." And he's like, "Scam?" You better get your thietin' levels checked if you're gonna say it's his. Like, he just started eating his own shit 'cause, like, uh...

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:41

      Well, he was, uh... Do you know that he's the most prolific writer in human history?

   10. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:46

       Sci-fi wise, yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       More fiction-

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:48

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       ... than any other human being ever.

   14. LGLuis J. Gomez15:51

       More than Stephen King?

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       More than anybody.

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:52

       In one Bible.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       Dude, more than anybo- And not a second draft amongst them. Everything he wrote was nonsense. (laughs)

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:00

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:00

       Everything he wrote was hot nonsense. If you read it, it's like these are the dumbest stories.

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:06

       Well, do you remember the Dianetics commercials?

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       (laughs)

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:08

       Do you remember the commercials with the-

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez16:09

       Yep.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:10

       Yeah.

   25. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:10

       ... uh, the volcano, like, the lava was going off?

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       Yeah.

   27. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:12

       And it just gave you, like, like, the most generalized things anyone feels. He goes, "Are you sometimes tired and sometimes awake?"

   28. LGLuis J. Gomez16:19

       You did it-

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:19

       But nothing was... It was just, like, vague. It was so, so vague.

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez16:20

       You did it before, right, Louis? The... When they had the test sometimes go down, people-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   No, no, no, no.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      he was leaving porn out?

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:01

      No, no, no, no. The porn section was in this magazine.

   3. DSDave Smith30:04

      He just baited you. (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      (laughs)

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:05

      He was, yeah, he baited me.

   6. DSDave Smith30:05

      He tricked him.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      I was just thinking, see, uh-

   8. DSDave Smith30:06

      He tricked him.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      ... because it was just, like, a porno-

   10. DSDave Smith30:08

       No, no, no. He tricked me. He just, I think he used a lure. (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:09

       ... a porno, a porno mag, and then he's got, like, a fishing rod. (laughs) And he's like, "I'm gonna catch this little kid."

   12. DSDave Smith30:13

       He was entrapment.

   13. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:14

       Yeah, no. Baiting is the wrong word for it. I'm saying he, he knew I was getting ready to... Like, he felt that I was waiting to find my moment.

   14. DSDave Smith30:19

       He could've stopped you before you did the crime.

   15. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:20

       He could've stopped me before I did it or said-

   16. DSDave Smith30:21

       No.

   17. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:21

       ... "Hey, uh, you can't be in here unless you're gonna, blah, blah." But, like, kinda made notice. He laid back, and I was kinda like, "He knows?" I'm like, "I guess not. He's just sitting there." And then I di- and then, uh, an old man spinning you around and lifting your shirt to show the half a porn magazine sticking up.

   18. DSDave Smith30:36

       This is- (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:37

       (laughs) How old were you?

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:37

       Just ran. Like, 12 maybe.

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:40

       (laughs)

   22. DSDave Smith30:40

       (laughs)

   23. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:41

       I ran. It was so fast. I ran.

   24. DSDave Smith30:42

       12-year-old boys should not be left alone.

   25. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:45

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       Well, I thought- I used to-

   27. DSDave Smith30:46

       They're just, for their own devices, they're dangerous. ... I used to rob cars. When I was 12 years old, we would, me and my friends would break into cars in the ShopRite parking lot and just clear out all the change in the, uh, the center console.

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:56

       All it takes is one bad kid in the neighborhood that's fun.

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:00

       Uh, my, my biggest steal wasn't even, like-

   30. DSDave Smith31:01

       Yep.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Uh, yeah. I can't…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      in 45 minutes. I just sat down, and I was like, 'Mother, fuck a war.'" Have you heard that song?

   2. LGLuis J. Gomez45:05

      Uh, yeah. I can't remember it.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      Where Bushwick Bill is getting recruited. Oh, bro, we gotta play it. We gotta play it.

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:09

      Can I tell you that my, one of my favorite lyrics that never struck out to me or stood out to me when I was younger but always makes me laugh in, uh, My Mind's Playing Tricks on Me?

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:18

      Oh.

   6. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:18

      Is when Bushwick Bill, you know, he's a midget. And then, uh, he sings this song. He goes, uh, "This wasn't no ordinary dude. He stood about six or seven feet." (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:29

      (laughs)

   8. LGLuis J. Gomez45:29

      (laughs)

   9. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:30

      He goes, "That's the N-word I be seeing in my sleep." (laughs)

   10. LGLuis J. Gomez45:34

       (laughs)

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:34

       He goes... That's not even that crazy.

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       Look at, look at what he, what Jamie just pulled up. Jamie, the investigative journalist that he is, just pulled up that, uh, Ice Cube formed his first rap group called CIA-

   13. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:44

       Mm-hmm.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:45

       ... in 1986.

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez45:46

       Wow.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       Oh my God.

   17. LGLuis J. Gomez45:47

       Coincidence?

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:48

       It's all right in front of us, man.

   19. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:49

       (laughs)

   20. LGLuis J. Gomez45:50

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       Connect the dots, bro.

   22. LGLuis J. Gomez45:52

       They always say, they say that about Puffy now. Like, every interview with Puffy. He's just, like, just being a little bit weird. But everyone's like, "It was right in front of you, bro. He was letting us know the whole time."

   23. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:01

       Dude, when, uh, when Bill Maher said the N-word on his show, and then the next week had to give his apology to Ice Cube was the funniest thing in the world.

   24. JRJoe Rogan46:08

       (laughs)

   25. LGLuis J. Gomez46:08

       (laughs)

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:08

       What a weird person to have to do it.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       Yeah.

   28. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:10

       And then he, he goes, "I'm really sorry, Ice Cube." And Ice Cube's like, "Well, Bill Maher, this is a good moment to teach you something." It was so bad.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:17

       Dude, let me hear Fuck a War. This, this is one of my all-time favorite war songs. Bushwick Bill was fun because he was like a South Park character.

   30. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:27

       Oh, yeah.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:00:08

   Section 5

   1. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:00

      and they, like... If they- if YouTube decides, "We're gonna push this person," they could make someone one of the most influential people in the world.

Episode duration: 3:07:10