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Joe Rogan Experience #2209 - Paul Rosolie

This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter — 4 out of 5 employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at http://ziprecruiter.com/rogan Paul Rosolie is a conservationist, filmmaker, and writer. He's the founder of Junglekeepers, an organization protecting threatened habitat in western Amazonia, and the author of "Mother of God: An Extraordinary Journey into the Uncharted Tributaries of the Western Amazon." www.paulrosolie.com

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  1. 0:001:50

    Paul’s return to JRE and the “protect the river” mission update

    1. JR

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music) All right, we're rolling. Are you taking a selfie?

    4. PR

      No, I'm- I'm just making sure that there's nothing completely retarded-looking about myself right now. (laughs)

    5. JR

      (laughs) What could possibly be different than the way w- when you walked in here?

    6. PR

      I have no idea. Dude, I'm- I'll tell you what. It's so much fun walking in here and not be, like, ready to throw up out of nerves. The first time, I walked out of here and I went, "Holy shit, I was actually nervous." I don't get nervous, but the first time I was. (laughs)

    7. JR

      Not nervous now though?

    8. PR

      No.

    9. JR

      Good.

    10. PR

      No.

    11. JR

      Beautiful.

    12. PR

      No.

    13. JR

      Perfect.

    14. PR

      No. No. No.

    15. JR

      It's good to see you again.

    16. PR

      Good to see you, man.

    17. JR

      Every time I see him, like, I'm glad he's still alive.

    18. PR

      (laughs)

    19. JR

      (laughs) It's like, where you live is so crazy.

    20. PR

      Let me tell you, man.

    21. JR

      I don't understand why you continue to do it, but I guess you love it.

    22. PR

      Uh, I have to do it.

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. PR

      There's nothing else I can do at this point.

    25. JR

      How long do you think you're gonna stay out there for?

    26. PR

      Until the mission's complete. Until the mission's complete. I mean, we have- I've- my whole life has been based around one goal, it's been protecting this river. So- and this year, we've just been experiencing miracles. What's happened in the last few months has been ch- life-changing on a level that- that, like, I didn't understand these things could happen. When Lex came down and everything that happened, we didn't think- y- you go out and you don't think that- that miraculous things are gonna happen, and there's been a- there's just been- there's just- we- we've actually been making strides towards notching wins in protecting this river, saving the Amazon. It's wild.

    27. JR

      So, uh, w- is it because, of- you've become m- more high profile, you've got more support? Like, what has- what has been the change?

    28. PR

      Well, I mean, coming on here helped a lot, I mean, the- first of all, just coming over here, like, three different people stopped me in the airport and were like, "Are you that guy from Joe Rogan?" And I was like, "Are you serious?"

    29. JR

      (laughs)

  2. 1:505:03

    Lex Fridman goes to the Amazon: from Andes glaciers to rainforest reality

    1. PR

      Like, I'm over there (laughs) , like, I'm not used to this. I live in the jungle so I don't, you know, I don't know, and then I come back here, and then people are like, "Dude, I know you. You're the jungle guy," and I'm like, "Oh, shit." Um, that's new for me, um, but ... So, really, the- the thing that happened recently was that, you know, so I went on Lex's show, I don't know, a year and a half ago and he said, uh, "I'm gonna come down to the Amazon," which everybody says.

    2. JR

      You went on Lex's show, but Lex actually went on your show. (laughs)

    3. PR

      (laughs) You can say that.

    4. JR

      He did it in the Amazon, and to see Lex with his suit, his-

    5. PR

      With the suit.

    6. JR

      ... customary suit on.

    7. PR

      With the suit.

    8. JR

      How hot was it?

    9. PR

      It was hot. If you watch that carefully, you can see him-

    10. JR

      Yeah, he looks glisteny.

    11. PR

      ... yeah. I was doing fine, but, uh-

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. PR

      ... we, like, we both, like, covered ourselves in bug spray and we were l- we just, we sat down and we said, "Okay, we're just gonna try it out, and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work, it's fine." But yeah, he came- like, when he said he was coming down, I was like, "Yeah, you and everybody else. Everybody says they're gonna come down." I didn't think he would actually do it, and then ...

    14. JR

      How long is the flight?

    15. PR

      Um, it's not long. To get to Lima from New York is eight hours, so from here it's even shorter, I'm sure.

    16. JR

      Oh, wow.

    17. PR

      Yeah, it's really not bad, and he came down for two weeks. The first day that he was (laughs) here, I was like, "I wanna show you the start of the En- of the- of the Amazon rainforest," which starts in the Andes mountains, so we're in the western edge of the Amazon rainforest. And so, you have these glacial peaks up at 17,000 feet, so I was- I was like, "Lex, we g- I wanna take you up to 17,000 feet. I wanna go from source to river." And so his first day, he arrived and then we drove five hours, got to the base of this mountain, and then we met up with these dudes that are experts and they brought us up to the glacier, where we can't breathe ...

    18. JR

      Wow.

    19. PR

      Yeah, it was- it was- y- you're driving on roads where- where the- the, you know, the- the cliff goes down 1,000 feet, and the cl-

    20. JR

      Yeah, fuck all that, I've seen those roads.

    21. PR

      Fuck. All. That. And- and I was- I opened the car door to try and goof around with Lex, to be like, "Oh, I'm with Lex Freeman right now in the thing," and I look over and I see the wheel go over the fucking edge and skid back on and I was like-

    22. JR

      Oh. It happens all the time.

    23. PR

      Ahh. So yeah, we got out. We- we- we walked. We let the car- I was like, "Look, the car drive," and then what we did was we took a rock and I was like, "Yo, Lex," I was like, "This would be us if- if the car flipped," and we threw a rock over the edge and this big rock was just spinning like this, and I was like, "Man, we would be chopped meat by the bottom."

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. PR

      So we got up to 17,000 feet, we saw the- the glacier, and whenever you bring somebody to the jungle, the thing is, you don't know, some people take to it, some people don't. Some people get to the jungle and like their skin doesn't react well to the bug bites, they're overwhelmed by the fact that they're far from everything. Lex's eyes lit up. Like, I didn't know he had that setting. He walked into the jungle and was like, "I like this."

    26. JR

      (laughs)

    27. PR

      He got this grin on his face, he was just-

    28. JR

      Lex is a secret savage.

    29. PR

      Yeah. (laughs) L- look at his face, he wasn't-

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  3. 5:038:51

    The “20-mile hike” that went wrong: wasps, brutal terrain, and no water

    1. PR

      Let's find the wildest place we can think of. Let's th- let's go way up our river," so we're already like two d- if you take a boat from town, it's two days deep into the jungle to get there by river. We said, "Let's go five more hours upriver, leave the boat, and then we're gonna go from our river up to this other tributary," and it's like 20 miles, and we're like, "20- 20 miles, right? The fuck, yeah, this'll be fine." We had our backpacks, machetes, we get off the boat, and Lex is all good to go. The first five minutes we're out there, JJ machetes a branch that has wasps.

    2. JR

      Oh, God.

    3. PR

      His whole head and neck gets surrounded by wasps, he gets 30 stings on him-

    4. JR

      Uh oh. Uh oh.

    5. PR

      ... and he runs, and so right away we're like, "Oh God, here we go." We had to use a stick to get his hat out from under where the wasps were attacking. We hike all day, and here's the thing, you think it's the rainforest, there's gonna be water everywhere. There was no water. So, picture being in the sauna for eight hours straight and then no re-up on water. We drank all of our water thinking we were gonna find a stream. We didn't find a stream. We camped that night-... like, dry camp, nothing. Fell asleep, woke up, we're like, "We gotta find water." And at this point, Lex is-

    6. JR

      How do you find water?

    7. PR

      Well, I mean, there should just be streams, right? This, this section-

    8. JR

      Were there that you just didn't run into? Or is like-

    9. PR

      It was a weird section of forest. And, and this is integral to the whole story, was that this part of the forest, unlike where we are, which is very, very flat and there's all these, like, little streams, they're clear. There's caiman and anaconda in them, but they're clear. And the jungle works, like the roots work like a huge filtering system. So, you can drink that water right out of the streams. Where we were, it was up and down and up and down and up and down, and so that's why we're sweating all day. We camped, we didn't have water. We start going the next day, no water, and Lex starts looking at me and he's like, "Dude, we can't keep doing this." We're s- we're slipping and sliding down slopes, we're hiking up slopes and just grabbing onto things, and when you grab onto trees in the Amazon, they have spikes on them. You're worried about stepping on venomous snakes, you're worried about twisting an ankle. It was brutal travel, like level 10 hiking, and JJ made conte- made eye contact with me behind him, and he was just going, "This is, this is not good." And so, I think it was day three, we're wa- we're, we're going, and we're in such-

    10. JR

      Did you go a whole day without water at all?

    11. PR

      We went with a whole day with no water whatsoever.

    12. JR

      And what's the temperature?

    13. PR

      99 degrees.

    14. JR

      Ugh.

    15. PR

      Full humidity.

    16. JR

      Oh my God.

    17. PR

      And-

    18. JR

      So, you're, like, full dehydration.

    19. PR

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      Probably a little delirious.

    21. PR

      Completely delirious, and so we're-

    22. JR

      Body's not working well.

    23. PR

      And you start making errors.

    24. JR

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    25. PR

      Right?

    26. JR

      Right.

  4. 8:5112:58

    Ancient untouched forest—and the shock of a new logging road

    1. PR

      You start taking bad steps 'cause you're tired, so you go, "I'll just step on this thing." And so you, you step on a root that goes down, you slide, boof, you hit the ground. You get ta- tangled up in vines. We had, we had, um, pack rafts. There's this company out, Pack O'Rafts, they, we had paddles sticking out of our backpacks that kept getting stuck on vines. And what happened though was, as we're going through this forest, we're going, "God, this is so incredibly dense." And I see this tree, this huge tree, the size of this room. And I go, "JJ, what tree is that?" And he smiles at me, teacher to student, and he goes, "You know why you know, don't know what that is?" He goes, "You've never seen a mature mahogany tree, because the loggers down there, they took 'em all out."

    2. JR

      Oh.

    3. PR

      This forest has never been cut. Millions of years, the Amazon rainforest forming geologically has never been cut. And so we're going through this forest, we see jaguar tracks, ancient mahogany trees.

    4. JR

      Oh.

    5. PR

      We're seeing ironwood trees. No one's been, there's not even signs of uncontacted tribes. This is forest that no one's been through. And so right at the time, I remember we stopped for lunch, lunch, we stopped to eat the last food we have, and we're... The problem that we were doing was, I had, I had a compass, and we were getting to the top of these hills, and you know when you look on the ocean floor and the, the, the sand makes like those geometric ripples?

    6. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    7. PR

      And there's like, there's a pattern to it. And so we were coming to the top of a ridge line and we were like, "We don't wanna go down again, and we don't wanna hike up again." So we're staying on the ridge lines, and what that was doing was taking us a 30-degree tick to the, I think it was to the west, but that, what that was doing though was taking us about another 20 miles off course.

    8. JR

      Oh, no.

    9. PR

      So we, we had to hit the river here, but we were gonna hit over there.

    10. JR

      Oh, no.

    11. PR

      So we had to correct for course, we stopped, we were eating the last of the food we have. We drank water out of a puddle. I have a video and we're gonna release all this.

    12. JR

      Do you have a pump? Do you have a filtration system?

    13. PR

      We, we went with nothing. We had our-

    14. JR

      Oh, Jesus Christ.

    15. PR

      We had our tents and our machetes. And I have a video, (laughs) a video of Lex and he's looking at this puddle-

    16. JR

      Why didn't you bring a SteriPEN or something?

    17. PR

      Uh, 'cause I do everything with the local guys and they were just like, "Oh, it'll be fine. There'll be water." And we just, we didn't anticipate this happening. And I had, I, Lex was crouched by this wa- by this puddle with his backpack on and he's like looking at the water and he looks at me and he goes, "I'm gonna drink it." And I said, "Do not drink that."

    18. JR

      (laughs)

    19. PR

      I was like, "Please don't fucking drink that." And he, he goes, "I'm gonna drink it." He goes, "I don't care about anything else on earth right now except for water." And I was like, "Please don't drink it."

    20. JR

      Giardia is no joke.

    21. PR

      Nope. We stopped for lunch. We-

    22. JR

      Did he drink it?

    23. PR

      He did not drink it.

    24. JR

      Wow.

    25. PR

      No. He, you know, I mean, we, we didn't want... If we... 'Cause now we're going if we get sick, we have no sat phone.

    26. JR

      Right, right.

    27. PR

      No communication to the outside world.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. PR

      We're at least 30 miles from the nearest river, let alone help.

    30. JR

      Right.

  5. 12:5814:42

    From despair to action: funding a land purchase and converting loggers into rangers

    1. PR

      some of the most ancient forest on Earth is about to be destroyed. And we get back to our base, to our research station, and it just so happens that there was a client there, and he was staying in the, that tree house, the Alta Sanctuary tree house. And we tell him this whole story, and we're drinking and we're eating, and we're, you know, we're all sunburnt and bug bitten and dehydrated, and our cheeks are s- you know, stuck to our skulls. And we tell him this whole story, and we go, "Ugh, it's gonna be brutal watching this," you know, "dismantled." And he goes, "Well, I wanna help." He goes, "Find out how we get that land." And I, it hadn't really occurred to me that we could do anything about it. And this dude, this guy's name is Jay, and he said, uh, he goes, "I'll, I'll, I'll start you off." He goes, "Whatever the land costs, I'll give you 150 grand. Do a fundraiser, put it public, and try and get matching donations, and talk to the loggers." So while we set up the fundraiser, JJ, local, called up his friends who happen to own that land. His friends don't want the land. They're contracting it to loggers to get the trees out to make some money so they could just sell it off. We put it up on Instagram, we raised $150,000 in 48 hours. Talked to the loggers, bought the land, and then, the craziest part, is that when we were, we went there, we physically, with all the directors of Jungle Keepers, we went to the land, and the Peruvians, the, the Peruvian director sat down with the loggers, and they were like, "Look, we own this land now. It's for conservation. We're gonna save this forest." And the loggers went, "That's fine, but can, can we still work here?" And we went, "What?" And they said, "We do this 'cause we love it." And we went, "What?" They said, "Yeah, could we just be rangers? Like, we see you have rangers. Could we be rangers?" And we were like, "Yeah, you could be rangers."

    2. NA

      (laughs)

    3. PR

      "Yeah, you could be rangers." (laughs) These dudes are over here destroying the thing they love 'cause they have no other opportunity.

    4. NA

      Right.

  6. 14:4215:30

    Scaling Jungle Keepers: donor networks, rapid-response conservation, and acreage milestones

    1. PR

      So, the fact that this is, that, that we now have this global network of people that care, the local people in the Amazon rainforest are trying to protect the Amazon, and now we have all these people all over the world, because of stuff like this, because of all the work that we've been doing, that people know that they just... You know, if people would give $5, $10, $100 a month, we have this huge network of donors, and now we're able to get those wins. We see a threatened patch of forest? Boom, we grab it. Hire the loggers as rangers. Everybody wins.

    2. NA

      Mm-hmm.

    3. PR

      And we're saving forest. This year, since the last time I saw you, we went from 55,000 acres to almost 100,000 acres. That's one-third of the way to protecting the 300,000 acres that we have to protect. So, we're one-third of the way through the goal.

    4. NA

      Wow.

    5. PR

      That's all been happening in the last month and a half.

    6. NA

      That's incredible.

    7. PR

      Miracles.

  7. 15:3019:44

    Jungle logistics and cultural friction: water habits, extreme packing, and eating monkey

    1. NA

      So are you, y- when you're navigating, you're not using GPS, you're just using a compass?

    2. PR

      Yeah.

    3. NA

      Why?

    4. PR

      Uh, commitment. (laughs)

    5. NA

      What? (laughs)

    6. PR

      (laughs) Because look, um, so I actually-

    7. NA

      Wouldn't you want the best tools for the job?

    8. PR

      I agree with you, and if you're in a really... So when we go out to really remote places, when you just cannot fuck around, yes, we do bring like a Garmin GPS and we have the map, and-

    9. NA

      Well that sounds like you cannot fuck around if you guys are without water for two days.

    10. PR

      We thought we were gonna go in the forest and go on a walk. 20 miles isn't, a 20-mile hike is nothing. We do that every day. We did not... The reason this forest hadn't been cut was because it was up and down and up and down, and denser than all the other forest, 'cause it's fucking ancient. And so we discovered it and how hard it was, and that's where I'm going, "Holy shit, we brought Lex Fridman out here."

    11. NA

      He's gonna die.

    12. PR

      And he's gonna die.

    13. NA

      Of dehydration.

    14. PR

      And he was looking at me. I mean, there were so many times during the trip where he looked at me and you could just tell, he was like, "Fuck you, dude."

    15. NA

      Boo.

    16. PR

      "Just, just fuck you, man."

    17. NA

      What, how do you find water? You just stumble upon it? Is that-

    18. PR

      I, I mean, from, from our base, you walk five minutes back into the jungle and there's a beautiful clear stream, and I, I drink straight out of the stream, no problem. Now, I wouldn't... For someone that comes to the jungle, I wouldn't say, "Just start doing that." I'd say, "Like, take a sip the first day, see how your stomach goes." I've been down there 20 years, so I'm fine. The locals-

    19. NA

      So, is it just your gut bacteria changes? Is that what it is?

    20. PR

      I mean, some people, you take them... You know, you go to Italy and they get sick, you know? But like, you know, it's like pe- people, some people-

    21. NA

      Fragile folk.

    22. PR

      Fragile folk.

    23. NA

      Yeah.

    24. PR

      Um, you know, sunscreen and bug spray.

    25. NA

      (laughs)

    26. PR

      Um, but we... (laughs) Somebody said that too, 'cause I, I posted a video of me, uh, drinking like monkey head soup and coffee out of a bowl.

    27. NA

      What? Monkey head soup?

    28. PR

      (laughs) We went with the locals before everybody, all the PETA people freak out. I don't care, freak out. Um, when you live with the locals, when, when in Rome...

    29. NA

      Right.

    30. PR

      ... you know, if you go to someone's house and they're local-

  8. 19:4449:53

    Food systems, “sustainable” marketing, and the U.S. chemical pipeline (Apeel, dyes, glyphosate)

    1. JR

      Yeah, well people are just so accustomed to supermarkets. They're just so, they're so delusional about where your food comes from. It's a, it's a fascinating thing. And, and vegans are probably the worst at it, because if they really, if they really, on the ground level, understood monocrop agriculture, which is what supplies most of your food, they would be horrified. They'd be horrified at industrial pre-

    2. PR

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... pesticides and herbicides and all, all the shit that we put in the soil. And how, you know, how many small animals get murdered in the process? It's, eh ...

    4. PR

      Well, you gotta clear space for a farm, right?

    5. JR

      Oh, you, you not only have to clear space, you have to kill groundhogs and ground squirrels and, and anything that's in the way.

    6. PR

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Anything that's gonna eat your crops.

    8. PR

      Well, in the j- in the jungle, that's what they're doing. They're ... All this burning, all this Amazon fires shit that goes on-

    9. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    10. PR

      ... is, every year is people coming in, and 60% of it is for beef. But the other percent of it is for papaya and corn and cacao. I see a lot of stuff where they're like, "Oh, sustainable cacao from the Amazon." I'm like-

    11. JR

      Mm.

    12. PR

      ... how is it sustainable cacao from the Amazon?

    13. JR

      Right.

    14. PR

      You cut down an ecosystem and trees that have mili- ... Thousands of species living on them.

    15. JR

      Right.

    16. PR

      It's not. And so-

    17. JR

      Not sustainable.

    18. PR

      Yeah, so-

    19. JR

      Sustainable's one of those words, like organic, people like to throw it around.

    20. PR

      Just slap it on the package.

    21. JR

      I mean, that's like, uh, that, that Apeel stuff, they call that organic.

    22. PR

      Oh, that is?

    23. JR

      You know what that is?

    24. PR

      No.

    25. JR

      It's this coating that they put on vegetables and fruit to keep it from going bad.

    26. PR

      The wax?

    27. JR

      Well, it's some weird sup- ... What, uh, what's the ingredients of Apeel? See, like, part of it is, uh, quote-unquote, "organic," but they don't tell you what the actual ingredients are. Apeel is a plant-based coating that's applied to fruits and vegetables to help them stay fresh longer. Seems normal, right? Like, "Yeah. It's plant-based." But what's in there? It's, uh, commonly found in organic apples, but you're supposed to wash it off with soap and water.

    28. PR

      Mm.

    29. JR

      Like, we were reading that if you have an avocado, what ... So, s- so we were in, uh, Elk Camp and we were reading about this stuff.

    30. PR

      Hmm.

  9. 49:5358:57

    Hemp as a forest-saving commodity: paper, decorticators, and cannabis prohibition incentives

    1. JR

      And we can do a lot less of that too if we, uh, th- here's, there's another, uh, another issue, commoditizing hemp. A lot of the stuff that we cut trees down for is paper. Paper ... Like, let's Google, in America, how many, uh, acres of trees are cut down every year for paper. So, the demonization of, uh, the recreational drug cannabis came entirely from hemp the commodity. It wasn't about the drug being bad.

    2. PR

      It wasn't that the drug, yeah.

    3. JR

      No, people had consumed that drug for thousands of years.

    4. PR

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      It's g- one of the safest drugs in terms of, like, risk profile. The LD50 of marijuana is nuts. You, you'd li-

    6. PR

      What, what's the LD50?

    7. JR

      LD50 is lethal dose at 50%.

    8. PR

      Is that, say, can you-

    9. JR

      So, f-

    10. PR

      ... lethal dose yourself with the marijuana?

    11. JR

      (laughs) I used to have a joke about it, like, the only way d- the only way you die from marijuana is if, uh, they drop a bundle of it from a CIA drug plane-

    12. PR

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      ... and it hits you in the head. Like, you can do stupid things that could wind up-

    14. PR

      Sure.

    15. JR

      ... getting killed. You can abuse everything, right? You certainly abused marijuana. And by the way, I wanna say, marijuana's not totally safe. Everybody thinks it's totally safe. No, it's not. There's certain people-

    16. PR

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      ... that have a tendency towards schizophrenia, and high-dose marijuana has been proven to cause schizophrenic breaks in people.

    18. PR

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      Alex Berenson wrote a book about it. It's called Tell Your Children, and, and I agree with him. I've m- I've met people that have had schizophrenic breaks from marijuana. 40% of the world's industrial logging goes into making paper. This is expected to reach 50% in the near future. US uses approximately 68 million trees each year-

    20. PR

      Sure.

    21. JR

      ... to produce paper and paper products. Worldwide consumption of paper has risen by 400% in the last 40 years with 35% of the harvested trees being used for paper manufacture. That's crazy. Crazy.

    22. PR

      And you're saying hemp could grow fast, so like, kinda like bamboo-

    23. JR

      Not, not onl- it's-

    24. PR

      ... it could grow faster.

    25. JR

      That's actually renewable.

    26. PR

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      Like, that term that people like to throw around, renewable.

    28. PR

      It's actually renewable. Yeah.

    29. JR

      That's actually renewable. It grows like a weed because it kinda is a weed. My friend, Todd, uh, used to have a, a l- a, like a stalk of a mature hemp plant-

    30. PR

      Mm-hmm.

  10. 58:571:04:55

    Old-growth awe: the oldest trees, Scotland lore, and why humans destroy what they love

    1. JR

      When I was in Scotland, they were claiming this... I don't know if this is true, but, uh, th- 'cause there's a lot of really old shit in Scot- They have these stones.

    2. PR

      Really?

    3. JR

      We, yeah, we were in Scotland. There's these guide stones on the ground and I go, "What's that from?" They go, "We don't know." I go, "How old is it?" They're like, "It's about 5,000 years old." I was like, "What? You just walk up to a 5,000 year old stone?"

    4. PR

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      There's a stone circle out there. There's a stone circle-

    6. PR

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      ... like that someone has constructed. It's similar to Stonehenge, but on a much, much smaller scale.

    8. PR

      Smaller, yeah, yeah, yeah.

    9. JR

      And it's older than Stonehenge and it's just on the street in front of this dude's house. So this guy said, "Do you want to see it?"

    10. PR

      It's not even like a heritage site.

    11. JR

      No. No, it has a little plaque that's like that big.

    12. PR

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      So we got out of the car and we walk over to it. You could walk on it. You could stand on it. I'm like, "This is so weird." Like, "How old is this?"

    14. PR

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      They're like, "We're not exactly sure, but it's thousands and thousands of years old." Like, the druids made these things.

    16. PR

      And no one knows where it comes from.

    17. JR

      They don't know. They don't know who did it. They don't know why. This guide stone was just on the ground ne- next to this, uh, th- this pathway. And I was like, "What is this?" They're like, "That's a, you know, 5,000 year old guide stone." Like, what does... What?

    18. PR

      Whoa.

    19. JR

      (laughs) Who may have put that there?

    20. PR

      Shit.

    21. JR

      Why isn't a museum built around this fucking thing? That's crazy that it's just laying on the ground.

    22. PR

      No, I mean, it's, it's w- this is just a meteorite?

    23. JR

      Yes.

    24. PR

      That is a meteorite. That's super cool.

    25. JR

      So, um, weren't they saying that... So they were telling me that the oldest tree in the world is in Scotland. I was like, "What?"

    26. PR

      What?

    27. JR

      I don't know how that's true.

    28. PR

      I thought the oldest tree was, has to be in Africa.

    29. JR

      Hmm.

    30. PR

      Wouldn't it be? (clicks tongue) I thought it was in the Middle East somewhere. It was like one of those, it's like, you know, like six feet tall and like super rooty-

  11. 1:04:551:42:40

    Unknown animals and primate extremes: Denisovans, ‘Bondo apes,’ chimp societies, and ‘humanzee’ myths

    1. JR

      Well, we know so much about the world in comparison to what they knew 500 years ago. But yet, we still know so little. And they're sti- they still... Like, 2010, they found a new human species, th- the Denisovans. They didn't even know that Denisovans were a thing until 2010. And now they think that the Denisovans, like a lot of the Aborigine people in Australia-

    2. PR

      Hmm.

    3. JR

      ... have Denisovan in them, and maybe possibly even Neanderthal in them.

    4. PR

      They only described the fact that there was two species and not one species of fucking elephant in Africa in the '90s.

    5. JR

      Pfft. Well, wasn't a gorilla, like, a myth until they went... I think gorillas-

    6. PR

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      ... were, like, mythical creatures until, like, the-

    8. PR

      To Europeans?

    9. JR

      ... 1800s. Like, when did they discover gorillas?

    10. PR

      W- I mean, I think the first European to see a gorilla probably had some mental issues.

    11. JR

      Well, I'm sure Africans saw gorillas-

    12. PR

      I mean, they were just laying around gorillas all the time.

    13. JR

      ... but they couldn't get the word out.

    14. PR

      Yeah, yeah.

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. PR

      But, like, the first explorer with his, you know, his chain mail to show up-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. PR

      ... and look at a gorilla.

    19. JR

      Uh, it wasn't until early 19th century that people native from the areas where they live, such as Democratic Republic of the Congo and Gabon, knew gorillas better. But among people outside of Africa, they were mostly mythological creatures.

    20. PR

      (laughs) There's human-like, big 400-pound monsters in the, like- Insane.

    21. JR

      Yeah. Well, there's-

    22. PR

      Insane.

    23. JR

      There's th- This is a really controversial one. It's the Bondo Ape, and that's, uh, a particular area of the Congo called Billie. And Billie has this unusual strain of chimpanzees that have a crest on their head like a gorilla. So, like, this is a normal chimpanzee skull.

    24. PR

      Okay.

    25. JR

      See how it's smooth on the top?

    26. PR

      Mm-hmm.

    27. JR

      Gorillas have this big crest because their mandible muscles are so massive-

    28. PR

      Attaches, yeah.

    29. JR

      ... because they mostly just- Th- They only eat plants.

    30. PR

      Yeah.

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