Joe Rogan Experience #2218 - Sam Tripoli

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

   3. Hey, what up?

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      Hey.

   5. STSam Tripoli0:12

      Exciting times, exciting times.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      It's a good time to be a conspiracy theorist. (laughs)

   7. STSam Tripoli0:17

      It's a good time to be a conspiracy theorist. It's a great time to be a comedian.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      (laughs)

   9. STSam Tripoli0:21

      These are the, these are the good days, the all or nothing days.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       Yeah, these are the good days until the election, and then who the fuck knows what happens?

   11. STSam Tripoli0:28

       Just fast forward to it.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:29

       Did you see this thing that the, uh, B- Biden administration pushed through, um, this new martial law thing?

   13. STSam Tripoli0:36

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       This is very disturbing. Um, Jamie, please google this so we can find out what the actual law states, but it's, uh, DOD Directive 5240.01-

   15. STSam Tripoli0:49

       Oh, yeah. (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       ... giving the Pentagon power, for the first time in history, to use lethal force to kill Americans on US soil who protest government policies.

   17. STSam Tripoli0:58

       What are they expecting?

   18. NANarrator1:00

       I think I'm 5250.01. Is that wh- sounds right?

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       I'm s-... Is that what it is?

   20. NANarrator1:05

       Uh, I don't... Sorry. 525-

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:06

       Did I tell you what it is? I'm sorry. Um, 5240.01.

   22. STSam Tripoli1:11

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:11

       Um, DOD directive. This is from RFK Jr., posted this on Twitter, and I'm finding out about it 'cause people were blowing me up about it. Uh, that's fucking terrifying. That is a terrifying thing to, uh, push through for the first time in US history, giving the military the ability to shoot and kill American citizens.

   24. STSam Tripoli1:32

       That's crazy too. Uh, eh, it's interesting because you know with the S- uh, the Smith-Muntz, uh, Modernization Act and stuff like that, it's almost like they kind of, in a weird way, just make it legal what they're already doing. The, if you use-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:45

       What is that? The Smith Modernization Act?

   26. STSam Tripoli1:47

       The Smith-Muntz Modernization Act that Obama pushed through, which basically made it so it was legal for the US government to use propaganda against-

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:55

       Oh, right.

   28. STSam Tripoli1:55

       ... against its citizens, which they were already doing in different ways through CIA and all that stuff.

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:00

       Right.

   30. STSam Tripoli2:00

       So, it's now it's like we can legally do it. You can't sue us now.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      the pharmaceutical industrial complex. And then all the people that give them money keep getting more money from them and ignore all the other people. This is what I think they're doing, and this is what I think they're doing with voting as well. I mean, I think it's the exact same thing. The, the reason why they're letting in so many people and giving them money and putting them up in hotels and then asking for amnesty for all these people that came in, we need people. The key, this is like this new narrative. "We're, we're not having enough babies. We need people to come into this country." Sure, not that way.

   2. STSam Tripoli15:32

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:32

      Not where you don't know-

   4. STSam Tripoli15:33

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:33

      ... who the fuck they are.

   6. STSam Tripoli15:34

      Yeah. We like to vet them.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:36

      And 15,000 of them are rapists, 14,000 of them are murderers, convicted murderers.

   8. STSam Tripoli15:41

      It's like you're s-

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:42

      This is just what we know.

   10. STSam Tripoli15:43

       It's like you're having a party and you're like, "Oh, there's not a lot of people here." Sounds like I'll invite a bunch of people.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Go to South Central.

   12. STSam Tripoli15:48

       Who, who-

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       Open up the doors. Find, find the gangbangers.

   14. STSam Tripoli15:50

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:51

       Bring them in. Yeah.

   16. STSam Tripoli15:51

       But then you study, you study a lot of this stuff and, and it just gets into like I, I think like this kind of like dark energy stuff, man. It's like if you study like what they did to the Native Americans, if you study what they did to the, the, the Black community, they run the same playbook over and over again.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       Right.

   18. STSam Tripoli16:08

       Which is take, take... Like if you study the natives, right, they took, they killed all the buffalo, which mean- took away all the g- jobs from the guys. They flooded-

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:16

       That's a little more complicated. The, the Native American story is a little more complicated-

   20. STSam Tripoli16:20

       But it's just-

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:20

       ... in that, in that regard.

   22. STSam Tripoli16:21

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:21

       'Cause the buffalo thing wa- There's some evidence that some people were killing the buffalo to deprive the Native Americans of food, but most of it was just wanton and destructive recklessness and just like greed, just horrible greed.

   24. STSam Tripoli16:38

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:39

       'Cause you know what they were doing it for? Pickled tongues. That was the primary thing they were getting.

   26. STSam Tripoli16:44

       That's crazy.

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:44

       Before they're even getting skins from the buffalo, they were getting tongues. Tongues was like one of the big things because you could take them, you could pickle them, you could send them back East, and they were worth a lot of money.

   28. STSam Tripoli16:54

       That's crazy.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:54

       'Cause a buffalo tongue is like that big.

   30. STSam Tripoli16:55

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      You walk around, it took hundreds of years to make, and the craftsmanship is just spectacular. When you walk around, your, your jaw's just hanging out like...What the fuck, man?

   2. STSam Tripoli30:12

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:12

      H- show some photos of St. Peter's Basilica. Dude, it's immense. I don't know how tall the ceiling is, it's fucking crazy tall. But th- i- it's like everywhere you look is incredible, ornate craftsmanship. And, you know, that was a thing that people did. Like, show the inside. That pho- yeah, that one.

   4. STSam Tripoli30:29

      Look at that.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:30

      C- click on that. Look at that, man.

   6. STSam Tripoli30:32

      The detail. Oh my God.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:34

      Dude, in, in real life, it blows your mind 'cause you're just like, "How? How long? What was the motivation? How did you get the money?" Like, w- who did you steal all that money from?

   8. STSam Tripoli30:45

      That is so crazy.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:45

      Click on that other one, Jamie. The one... Yeah.

   10. STSam Tripoli30:47

       Wow.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       Look at that. And then the one to the left of that, too. Look at that. Fuck, dude. And you, when you walk around in there, you... I mean, photos barely do it justice. See g- uh, go to the one w- there in the l- lower, the right-hand side, Jamie, with all the people in it.

   12. STSam Tripoli31:02

       Wow.

   13. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       Right next to that, to the right. Yeah, right there. Look at that one. So that gives you a ch- a- an understanding of the scale. You see all these people roaming around in it. It's fucking amazing. And so, people were just really good at carpentry and craftsmanship back then.

   14. STSam Tripoli31:17

       Yeah. Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       And it was a skill that was taught in school. You know, like, like how many sculptors are there today? It's probably a dying thing. It's probably very few actual sculptors.

   16. STSam Tripoli31:27

       So sad.

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:27

       But back then, it was a real craft that you can get into. And especially, you know, you're doing all this stuff by hand. Like they didn't even have power tools, okay? So that whole thing was built without table saws, no band saws. It was all planers and hand chisels and s-

   18. STSam Tripoli31:45

       Something would happen.

   19. JRJoe Rogan31:46

       ... hand saws.

   20. STSam Tripoli31:48

       Something, dude. You don't know... I mean, like we don't know the technology.

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:51

       Well that stuff w- w- w- we know the dates of that, we know the people that did it. That's all doable. It's especially doable over hundreds and hundreds of years of working on it, which is what we know that they did. When you get to things like the pyramid, all definitions kind of fall apart because there's too many stones. It would... I think they said that in o- they gave a timeline of something in the neighborhood of 20 years. The Pharaoh Khufu, uh, his, his lifetime. And that in order to build that pyramid just within his lifetime, within his reign, which was like 20 years, you would have to place a stone every 30 seconds or something crazy like that. You have to cut, place, measure, and it would take, uh, 30 seconds per stone, and you have to do it round the clock. (laughs)

   22. STSam Tripoli32:37

       (laughs) How the fuck?

   23. JRJoe Rogan32:38

       Like...

   24. STSam Tripoli32:38

       It's so crazy. Like th- they're building that, and now I- I- I drive through this country doing standup, and you see like churches are in like strip malls now, right?

   25. JRJoe Rogan32:46

       Right.

   26. STSam Tripoli32:46

       It's like you got church right next to a Jamba Juice.

   27. JRJoe Rogan32:49

       Right.

   28. STSam Tripoli32:49

       Th- there's no, nobody's building these amazing buildings anymore.

   29. JRJoe Rogan32:52

       Right.

   30. STSam Tripoli32:53

       And it's like super sad. And it's also like is it done on purpose to kind of make you raise your anxiety? Like w- you said...
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   I couldn't agree more.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      'cause they make poor decisions. You c- wh- so why are you letting them get their dick cut off?

   2. STSam Tripoli45:05

      I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree more. It's like where, what insane world are we okay with children cutting their di- It just makes no... When you turn-

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      Or cutting their breasts off.

   4. STSam Tripoli45:12

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:12

      Or, or taking hormone blockers. Oh, did you see the latest one? New York Times wrote about this. They did a study on hormone blockers for children and they decided to not release the study-

   6. STSam Tripoli45:24

      I saw that yesterday.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:25

      ... because the study would empower people who against... Go to J.K. Rowling's tweet-

   8. STSam Tripoli45:31

      That is so not funny.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:32

      ... tweet about this, because she had the perfect response to this. Th- Her response to this was so perfect. The, the whole thing is completely insane. If you're going to do a study that proves that hormone blockers are good for children and then you find out it's not, the correct thing to do is say, "Hey, we just found something out and we shouldn't give-"

   10. STSam Tripoli45:51

       Yes.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       "... hormone blockers to kids."

   12. STSam Tripoli45:53

       Yes.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       Not... Forget about... This is just for, like, happiness' sake. "We must not publish a study that says we're harming children, because people who say we're harming children will use the study as evidence that we're harming children-"

   14. STSam Tripoli46:02

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       "... which might make it difficult for us to continue to harming children." (sighs)

   16. STSam Tripoli46:06

       It's so sad and tragic that people-

   17. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       Unbelievable.

   18. STSam Tripoli46:09

       ... are okay with this.

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       "US Study on Puberty Blockers Goes Unpublished Because of Politics," doctor says. "The leader of the long-running study said that drugs did not improve mental health in children with gender distress and that the findings might be weaponized by opponents of the care." And should be, because they're not. Not only that, there's severe health consequences. Also, there's the other bullshit that you could just, like, reverse them at any time. That's not true. You're using them during the developmental cycle of a child.

   20. STSam Tripoli46:36

       Yes.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:36

       During the developmental, developmental cycle of a child. It determines, like, what their penis size is gonna be.

   22. STSam Tripoli46:41

       So sad.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:42

       Like, some of these kids that they do it to and then they try to have gender transition surgery, they don't have a penis that they can turn into a vagina, so they start using their rectal tissue.

   24. STSam Tripoli46:51

       Oh, man.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:51

       So then their artificial vagina smells like shit. Literally. 'Cause it's made out of rectal tissue.

   26. STSam Tripoli46:58

       Oh, man.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:58

       And so there's all these online forums of people talking about the malodorous, fake vaginas that they got from these operations. And then you have to keep it dilated.

   28. STSam Tripoli47:06

       It's a wound. It's basically a wound-

   29. JRJoe Rogan47:08

       It's a wound.

   30. STSam Tripoli47:08

       ... that you gotta put in. And at some point, that wound's gonna not start smelling good, because it's not meant to be there.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:10:25

   Yeah. …

   1. STSam Tripoli1:00:00

      shuts certain doors in your life. And one thing-

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Yeah.

   3. STSam Tripoli1:00:03

      ... that, that is gonna happen is like high value males probably don't want an adult film star as the mother of their children.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      Right.

   5. STSam Tripoli1:00:09

      And these are like viking bitches, right?

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      Right.

   7. STSam Tripoli1:00:11

      Like, you know, these big old juicy titties and all that stuff. They should be putting out super soldier kids.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

      Right.

   9. STSam Tripoli1:00:16

      But because these high value males don't want that-

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

       Right.

   11. STSam Tripoli1:00:19

       ... that's gonna fuck that gene pool up. And then you look at college and you have these really smart, smart, smart, or I'll say intelligent, intelligent, intelligent women. Women don't wanna have kids. So now you got the smart ones not having kids and the super built ones not having kids. It's gonna be like super devastating to the gene pool. We, uh, like, it's gonna get really weird, man. I think we lived through the best times, and I know every generation says that about the next generation, but I think we had a great, like...

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       Well, isn't like Only Fans almost kinda like hit- hitting the lottery plus shame?

   13. STSam Tripoli1:00:52

       (laughs) Right.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:53

       Right? It's like you got, you got money that's coming out of nowhere, so you're gonna burn through it, likely. You're probably not gonna be the best business person. Maybe you are. Maybe, maybe you're investing it.

   15. STSam Tripoli1:01:03

       Ugh.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:01:03

       You know? I wanted to speak of- Maybe not change your identity.

   17. STSam Tripoli1:01:06

       I'd like to be a financial consultant to the strippers. Like, I always wanted to do that, like help them invest. (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

       Stripper money. (laughs)

   19. STSam Tripoli1:01:15

       Put a p- call on this, put a put on that.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:17

       They must all have Only Fans, right?

   21. STSam Tripoli1:01:18

       Oh, one, dude, they said like 30% of Miami is Only Fans.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:23

       What?

   23. STSam Tripoli1:01:24

       Yeah, it's like some crazy number.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:26

       I didn't Google that. What were you saying, Jamie?

   25. NANarrator1:01:28

       Guys, I, I'd, I've seen, uh-

   26. ... OnlyFans creators say that, like, if some of the strippers only had enough self-confidence to know that they could just be on OnlyFans instead of going to a strip club.

   27. STSam Tripoli1:01:38

       Perhaps.

   28. NANarrator1:01:38

       So, maybe ƒthat's helped.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:39

       Um, g- google what Sam said about OnlyFans in Miami. That seems-

   30. STSam Tripoli1:01:42

       It's, like, some crazy high number.

Episode duration: 2:36:46