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Election-day riffing: live show fears, Trump jokes, and conspiracy-brain culture
- TDTim Dillon
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
- NANarrator
The Joe Rogan Experience. (rock music)
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. It's the end of the world as we know it. How are you feeling?
- TDTim Dillon
I'm feeling good, thank you for having-
- JRJoe Rogan
Real good.
- TDTim Dillon
I heard you were having a problem getting big guests-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
... and things were not going good. And I, I said, "Hey, I'll fly in and, and I'll help." I'm always here to help.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, we were talking about doing a live show-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... at the Mothership.
- TDTim Dillon
Sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
But then somebody told a Puerto Rican joke, and we're like, "Maybe that's not a good idea."
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah, I mean... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
It was, uh, you know, it might have been. We don't know. It could've been interesting, could've been, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
It would've been fun, but-
- TDTim Dillon
Could've been fun.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you know, whatever. What are you gonna do?
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah, it's election, it's election day.
- JRJoe Rogan
If, uh, if Trump loses, he's on suicide watch.
- TDTim Dillon
If Trump loses, we're gonna have to hide him.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
We're gonna have to pay a cartel to shelter him for a, a period of months or years.
- JRJoe Rogan
They'll take him in Canada. He can just move up to Canada.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Sort of change his rhetoric a little bit.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah, yeah. No, if, if Trump loses, it definitely, he definitely will have to, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Kind of tone it down.
- TDTim Dillon
Eh, you know, he might have to-
- 2:12 – 4:07
Decadence as a collapse signal: celebrity chefs, tasting menus, and indulgence fatigue
- TDTim Dillon
... they make celebrities out of chefs, like, that get very decadent. This happened in Rome, and there's, there's, there's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah. Like, they, they... Like, people that provide you these comforts become celebrities because you're getting-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- TDTim Dillon
You're just living very-
- JRJoe Rogan
Get so much comfort, right.
- TDTim Dillon
Living a decadent-
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- TDTim Dillon
... lifestyle. And-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that's... I never considered that. That's-
- TDTim Dillon
So, it's one of the things that people say is, like, a harbinger of the apocalypse, is, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Celebrity chefs?
- TDTim Dillon
People just focusing way too much on, like, you know, artisanal, you know, donuts or whatever.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. My wife likes going to those places.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Where they serve you, like, 13 different things.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And each one is the size of a quarter.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I need a steak. I need a-
- TDTim Dillon
It's very, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bring it all at once. I'm a glutton.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I need my food in a large plate.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I need a, just a giant fucking-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... hunk of meat.
- TDTim Dillon
Well, it's also so much time. It's, like, three hours.
- JRJoe Rogan
I can't do it.
- 4:07 – 5:41
Oversharing, modern therapy-speak, and the medicalization of personality
- TDTim Dillon
... I hate people that ruin meals with real discussions about anything. That's depressing.
- JRJoe Rogan
That is a problem.
- TDTim Dillon
Anybody who comes out, and if there's money being spent, keep it to yourself.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
Talk about things that we can all get on board. Nobody cares, you know, "Oh, do you... My dad's gonna beat it. He's a fighter." "Hey, hey, hey, not now."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah. I'm-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's, uh, the emotion dump that just, like-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... "What am I supposed to do with all this?"
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Now I have all your emotions in a pile on my lawn."
- TDTim Dillon
It's too much. People talk too much about personal things, and then they expect you to offer them some degree of comfort.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. What can you do?
- TDTim Dillon
You can't do anything.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's nothing you can do. Keep it to yourself.
- TDTim Dillon
"I'm sorry your sister has borderline personality disorder."
- JRJoe Rogan
What is that exactly?
- TDTim Dillon
It's th- It's th-
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that real?
- TDTim Dillon
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
And it's people that just go around ruining all the relationships in their life.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, so they come up with a mental illness.
- TDTim Dillon
So it just means you're a piece of shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
Which is fine. And then there's, they, so they just say it's bord- they're borderline.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, 'cause there's a lot of, like, mental things like that, that are just sort of patterns that people fall into.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, if you're rude-
- 5:41 – 8:46
War, patriotism, and why conflict feels unreal until you’ve lived it
- TDTim Dillon
There are people you meet... I have grown friends in my life that are... You know, I'm 39, and they're in their late 30s, and I'm like, "The best version of you is dying in the Ukraine."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
You should be a flag on a mantle, and we should point to you and go, "This, he made the ultimate sacrifice for freedom." And that's the best version of them.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
And we don't have enough wars. We don't have enough...... dead people, so-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, if we had-
- TDTim Dillon
... and when Kamala wins, we're gonna change that.
- JRJoe Rogan
We are. If we had more wars, one thing that people would appreciate is the whole concept of America.
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like if we got attacked-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... like after 9/11-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... after 9/11, I don't know where you were, um, but I was in LA and the fucking ... well, you're a lot younger than me-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... but the flags on people's cars were everywhere in Los Angeles-
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... which is crazy. It's like everyone was super pa- patriotic. And people merged-
- TDTim Dillon
I was in New York and it felt, it felt, uh, you know, people get mad when you say this. It, it was the best time ever to live in America-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
... after 9/11.
- JRJoe Rogan
Isn't that crazy?
- TDTim Dillon
It was the warmest time you felt. I never felt better about the country.
- JRJoe Rogan
United. Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
We felt united. We were compassionate. We truly loved each other.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think that's how people in Israel feel every day.
- TDTim Dillon
Really?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yep. Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
Isn't it so they go through it so much that they're desensitized-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- 8:46 – 14:52
Sponsor break and election-night bit: ‘called it for Kamala’ + media retaliation talk
- JRJoe Rogan
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- TDTim Dillon
252. They just called it for Kamala.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
And, (laughs) and I'm excited about it because many of us-
- JRJoe Rogan
What is-
- TDTim Dillon
... will be in jail if we don't-
- JRJoe Rogan
What is the current results-
- TDTim Dillon
If you don't get excited right now-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, you'd be in jail.
- TDTim Dillon
... many of us will go, go right to jail.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
So-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's like when Dear Leader died and you had to cry-
- TDTim Dillon
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... for six months.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
If you didn't cry, they put you in jail.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah. I don't think we should get nuts with the counting. If it feels good-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
If it feels good, let's just do it. If it feel-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
To me, the numbers and the columns and the tabulation kind of is a waste of time.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think we just go with whatever Joy Reid thinks.
- TDTim Dillon
Whatever, whatever they want. I mean-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you see Rachel Maddow calling for Elon Musk contracts to be taken away?
- TDTim Dillon
I didn't. But that's... that's kind of makes sense I guess if you're Rachel Maddow, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, but it's the most bananas thing ever. You have-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... literally one of the greatest geniuses-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- 14:52 – 17:50
Elon, Ukraine, and ‘vote on it’: war funding, border policy, and voter ID
- TDTim Dillon
Elon refused to provide Starlink to the Ukraine because they were gonna use it to attack Russia, and there was going to be a dramatic escalation in the war.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
And I think he was trying to avoid that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
I think he was trying to avoid a dramatic escalation in that war.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, he's probably fucking right.
- TDTim Dillon
So do people that want a dramatic escalation in that war-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
... the people that think that's a good idea, he's, um, an enemy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, y-... Fucking Christ. It's... That's, that's something I think people should be voting on. Imagine if you put it up to vote for people, like, "Hey, do you guys think we should fund Ukraine to the tu- tune of 190 billion?"
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And maybe have someone else come along and say, "This is an alternative of what we could do with that money."
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- TDTim Dillon
There's no vote on that. There's no vote on a lot of the things that we're told to live with.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
There's never been a, a, a, a vote on immigration. There's votes for candidates to support it or don't support it, but there's never been a vote on should, you know, "Should we secure the southern border," would unanimously be voted on.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
And people would unanimously pretty much say, "Absolutely."
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, how about the voter ID laws?
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
84% of America think we should have voter ID.
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I showed my ID today. Um, Jamie, what's the total so far? What's the, like, the latest results?
- NANarrator
We won't know for a few hours.
- TDTim Dillon
So here's what I will say about-
- JRJoe Rogan
We don't know anything?
- NANarrator
The polls don't close until-
- 17:50 – 21:11
Culture-war flashpoints: trans sports, donor class incentives, and school activism
- JRJoe Rogan
You know they found out that that boxer that won a gold medal in the Olympics is actually a man?
- TDTim Dillon
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
The one that-
- TDTim Dillon
That's, that's not shocking.
- JRJoe Rogan
... everyone was complaining was-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... was a biological male.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, "You piece of shit."
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"They have a medical condition." No. Has a micro penis.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Internal testicles.
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Went through male puberty, biological male.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
XY chromosome, whole deal.
- TDTim Dillon
It's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Won a gold medal in the women's Olympics in boxing.
- TDTim Dillon
It's so crazy to me, and I think the biggest problem is the donor class, because the donor class of the Democratic Party, and like Republican Party, you either have people that are business owners that are donating because of business interests or you have radicals-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
... that are donating because they are-... a, a, a radical activist that wants something that the American public thinks is crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
And biological men competing in women's sports is something most people think is crazy. And, and 13-year-olds getting, uh, puberty blocking hormones, 11-year-old, you know, all that stuff, most people think it's crazy. But they have to just kowtow to this donor base that is-
- JRJoe Rogan
Insane.
- TDTim Dillon
... maniacal-
- JRJoe Rogan
Maniacal and insane.
- TDTim Dillon
... and insane.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah, it's all about money, right?
- TDTim Dillon
It's all about money. And they, it's the, the, the money guys are at least like, at least the billionaires will go, "I wanna build a casino," or, "I wanna do this, I wanna do that, I wanna pollute a lake." This isn't good, but you know where they're coming from. When you have these radical activists, they're-
- 21:11 – 29:57
Democratic Party realignment: elites, Sanders, ‘joy’ messaging, and Biden’s disappearance
- TDTim Dillon
And they, they're just not, you know, I don't think they are... Nobody's pushing back in a way... Like, there's a lot of elitism and condescension that comes from the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party used to be a party of unions, of workers, of worker's rights.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- TDTim Dillon
And, and, and it was a, a party that my, people like my grandmother in, was in for years because she believed that people should be able to have healthcare, they should be able to have sick leave, or they should be able to have maternity care, whatever it is. But then it became a party dominated by kind of corporate elites, very wealthy donors, uh, Wall Street people, finance people, and also very radical fringe elements that are advocating policies that most Americans don't agree with. And then you, you cobble together that coalesce- that coalition of interest groups. And the only way that works is if you condescend to... Because you can't have these debates 'cause they lose them.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
They lose the debates.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
So you can't have them. So the way to shut down a debate is to tell people, "If you don't agree with me, you're racist."
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- TDTim Dillon
"You're, uh, homophobic, transphobic, uh, you're an idiot, you're stupid."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
"You're not worthy of having this discussion," because they don't wanna have the discussion. Because if they wanted to have a debate about healthcare, that's a debate.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
People understand that. If they wanted to have a 'bate about like, debate about early childhood education, people understand that. But the things they're choosing to focus on, like having a wide open southern border, for example, benefits nobody.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
Truly. U- unless you are a billionaire, multimillionaire who wants to hire people and pay them less money. Um, it doesn't really even benefit the people that are coming into the country because they're working for wages that are far less. Um, and it certainly doesn't benefit Americans. But like, they don't wanna have that argument.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it benefits the people that are coming into the country 'cause they're coming from a place where they have fucking zero.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So if they work for very little-
- TDTim Dillon
Sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they're happy, they got 10 people in a house.
- TDTim Dillon
Sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're not getting shot at every day.
- TDTim Dillon
But they, they're also m- much more likely to be taken advantage of than somebody who's a citizen.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. For sure.
- TDTim Dillon
So they're not gonna unionize or they're not gonna, you know, be able to assert themselves at all.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. That's the argument for offering these people amnesty. But the thing is like, you've gotta vet them. You gotta figure out who's a fucking criminal. Like, I'm all for letting poor people in-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that want a better life. But I, I'm not for, i- illegal workers.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Meaning like, I think those people should be paid what Americans are paid.
- 29:57 – 37:14
Information control and election interference: Hunter laptop, Google bias, and media framing of Trump
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what? I had a chance to have him on the podcast.
- TDTim Dillon
No. Joe! And you didn't?
- JRJoe Rogan
I fucked up. I fucked up.
- TDTim Dillon
Oh, my God.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was early, early on when he was writing a book. Remember when he wrote a book?
- TDTim Dillon
I remember that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, they- they reached out to- to get press. And then the laptop story kind of blew up.
- TDTim Dillon
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
And-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah, well then-
- JRJoe Rogan
And then I was like, "Get him on." And then they were like, "No."
- TDTim Dillon
"No, we d-... You don't want a pre-laptop."
- JRJoe Rogan
Little-
- TDTim Dillon
"You want him post-laptop."
- JRJoe Rogan
This was post-laptop, but they thought-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they had squashed it. So this was before Elon had purchased Twitter.
- TDTim Dillon
Gotcha.
- JRJoe Rogan
Once Elon purchased Twitter and then they understood-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that there was a coordinated effort by 51 former intelligence agents-
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to say that the laptop was Russian disinformation.
- TDTim Dillon
That's right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then- and then the fucking cat's out of the bag and then everybody knows what's going on, but...
- TDTim Dillon
Well, this is- you also the problem with saying that Donald Trump is a unique threat to democracy when you have...... literally, like, credible, documented examples of intelligence officials lying to the public and facing zero consequences.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
And trying to manipulate an election.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
I mean, that's, that's, that's a huge problem.
- 37:14 – 42:45
Shenanigans, ‘not zero’ fraud, and suspicion around security-state accountability
- TDTim Dillon
So, I don't want to upset you. But, no, I mean, do you, do you think it's going... 'cause me and you talked about this. I think it will be decided tonight. But you think maybe not.
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- TDTim Dillon
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Not if it's close.
- TDTim Dillon
Interesting.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think that's when shenanigans take place.
- TDTim Dillon
Shenanigans.
- JRJoe Rogan
If shenanigans are real-
- TDTim Dillon
Uh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... okay, if there's, is the really, there's manipulation, manipulation will take place at four o'clock in the morning.
- TDTim Dillon
Interesting.
- JRJoe Rogan
Don't you think?
- TDTim Dillon
Well-
- JRJoe Rogan
Don't you think that's when ballots show up? I mean, if you're gonna cheat-
- TDTim Dillon
Here's the deal-
- JRJoe Rogan
... on both sides.
- TDTim Dillon
... my grandmother-
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm not accusing any side.
- TDTim Dillon
... my grandmother died in 2017. She was a big Democrat.
- JRJoe Rogan
She been voting lately?
- TDTim Dillon
And she voted six times for Kamala Harris.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
And if you think that's wrong, that's disgusting.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
I don't know what to tell you.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's who she would have voted for.
- TDTim Dillon
She probably would have, yeah, of course.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, in her honor.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
In her honor, vote for her.
- 42:45 – 54:54
From Vegas to deep-state vibes: missing details, fast-moving news, and public amnesia
- JRJoe Rogan
Hey, how much do you know about the Vegas thing? Is it true that there's-
- TDTim Dillon
Not enough, but that's never stopped me before.
- JRJoe Rogan
... three women that were checked into the room with him? I was reading this thing the other day about how there's three unaccounted for women that apparently checked into the room with him.
- TDTim Dillon
Interesting. I, I don't know that, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
What is-What's that, Jamie?
- NANarrator
I've never heard that.
- JRJoe Rogan
You never heard that?
- NANarrator
I've researched a lot. I mean, there's, uh, cell phones, I think, that were found that were unaccounted for. He had a girlfriend that wasn't there that I think he sent to the Philippines or something like that, but I've never heard-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's right.
- TDTim Dillon
Mary Lou Danley was the girlfriend-
- NANarrator
I've never heard of anyone there.
- TDTim Dillon
... who went to the Philippines. Jamie's controlled opposition.
- JRJoe Rogan
He is. (laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
The point, you know, you can't really defend-
- JRJoe Rogan
He's a Reddit mod. (laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
I mean, he's a guy, he doesn't-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
Who knows where he's...
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
He's getting texts from Netanyahu, this guy.
- JRJoe Rogan
(sighs) Kamala Harris-
- TDTim Dillon
Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
... is on speed dial.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah. I don't know. It feels... It's an interesting day because everybody has a, a weird tension.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
Not here. People are friendly here. But I was just in a car accident and everyone was friendly. Um, and the cops were f- everyone was kind of friendly. But there-
- JRJoe Rogan
Didn't anybody recognize you?
- TDTim Dillon
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did you wear the glasses?
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah. There was-
- 54:54 – 58:19
Campaign spectacle: celebrity rallies, Michelle Obama’s talent, and tribal extremism
- TDTim Dillon
Well, Oprah... Last night, I'm watching a rally and I'm watching, Oprah's out there and she goes, "If you cast a b- if you don't cast a ballot for Kamala, you may never be able to cast a ballot again," which seems extreme.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's so crazy. She said that?
- TDTim Dillon
Can you get the r- rally... I want you to watch this. will.i.am is on the rally and he's doing this crazy Kamala rap, and then there were these two white kids, like college kids, like awkwardly dancing to this music. And then there's Doug Emhoff and then Tim Walz, and I'm like...... these are the whitest people. Like, K- Kamala's just surrounded by this circle of, like, white nerds and weird people, and they're all, like, kinda trying to dance, and it's like a really-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
... sad... Whereas Michelle Obama's just a much better speaker.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
Like, Michelle Obama-
- JRJoe Rogan
Why didn't she run?
- TDTim Dillon
I don't know why.
- JRJoe Rogan
She would have won.
- TDTim Dillon
She is a v-
- JRJoe Rogan
In a landslide.
- TDTim Dillon
When you watch her talk, you go-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
... she has political talent. It's raw. It's amazing. She can deliver.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think she wanted more money.
- TDTim Dillon
She can deliver.
- JRJoe Rogan
She didn't want to f- she went with it through her husband.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Fuck the fuck doing that.
- TDTim Dillon
I think she was like, "Fuck this." It's a pr- it's probably-
- JRJoe Rogan
"Fuck that."
- TDTim Dillon
... a shitty job.
- JRJoe Rogan
Not only that, you don't make as much money as you do being an ex-president.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah, I think if Trump didn't have the rallies, he might not want to even do it, because it probably sucks once you're in there, but it's probably fun to be able to go on the road. Like, he goes on the road like a comedian.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
And he's able to kind of... You know, I bet once you get in there and you realize, "Oh, this is how it all works, and this is how many deals everybody has that are preexisting, and if I, if I touch this, this happens, if I touch that, that happens."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
I bet it's probably not that fun.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I bet it's probably fun. Well, first of all, Trump is almost 80 years old, right? He's been famous most of his life.
- 58:19 – 1:01:03
Government power, propaganda, and why institutions became ‘the blob’
- JRJoe Rogan
The more you are reasonable, instead of attacking people in this fucking crazy way where we know it's not true. I can't... Like, I used to think Obama was the best president ever, 'cause-
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... Obama, I think still to this day, the best statesman.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He was the best example that you could take this guy who is from a single family... It's not like he didn't g- single mom.
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
He didn't grow up, uh, with great privilege. Obviously, a brilliant guy, obviously very smart-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... great orator. And hey, we elected a Black president. Maybe racial tensions can r- relax a little bit in this country-
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and realize anybody could rise based on the merit of wh- what-
- TDTim Dillon
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they can do and who they are and what they stand for. I was like, "He's the best."
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Finally, I felt really good about America when Obama was the president.
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Honestly, I wasn't paying attention to politics back then, 'cause I didn't understand about he was one of the worst presidents ever in terms of, uh, going after whistleblowers. Like, that was a part of the Hope and Change website was that they were gonna provide safety to whistleblowers. That's not the case at all. It was-
- TDTim Dillon
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
... one, one of the worst.
- TDTim Dillon
No. O- Obama was an extension in many ways of the national security policies of George W. Bush.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
Which was a, you know, kind of zero tolerance policy for whistleblowers, and it was a, you know, the government has proprietary information, and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- TDTim Dillon
... you know, if you-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, there was two things that were passed-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... during his administration that should terrify people. One of them, I, I think NDAA was passed during his administration, and the other one was the CIA's ability to use propaganda.
- TDTim Dillon
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
That the intelligence agencies are now legally allowed to lie and use propaganda and fake stories in the interest of national security.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah. The problem really is you're taking on... When you take on this behemoth, this thing that we've built-
- 1:01:03 – 1:31:17
Russia/Ukraine incentives: Navalny skepticism, rare-earth minerals, and Lindsey Graham says the quiet part
- TDTim Dillon
And I was so mad they all got Russian money. They gave Tim Pool and all these people Russian money. I've been defending Russia for free for two years on my show.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, how-
- TDTim Dillon
Not a dollar.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, how did they get that money? What is the actual story behind the Russian money thing?
- TDTim Dillon
I don't know, but it was a- it was a- it was a front group that was... I guess Russia was giving this group money, and they were sponsoring these media entities that were-... I don't think they even knew. I don't think the people knew-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- TDTim Dillon
... that they were getting Russian money. But some of them might have been able to sniff it out, I don't really know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Here's my question.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Isn't that a way that they could compromise you without compromising you?
- TDTim Dillon
Sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just say you're connected to Russian money, it doesn't matter what your opinion is. Like say if your opinion is counter-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to the narrative, but they sponsor you.
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they give you the money, and then it leaks.
- TDTim Dillon
A thousand percent, that could've been it. It could've also been Russia doing it, it could've been us doing it. They could've killed Navalny, we could've killed Navalny. There was no reason for them to kill Navalny, he was in a Siberian prison. We had a very, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
But he was an enemy of Putin, right?
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah, but he was-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wouldn't it be more logical-
- TDTim Dillon
... in a prison in Siberia, yo, Navalny-
- JRJoe Rogan
... that Putin just wanted to get him whacked?
- TDTim Dillon
No, because Navalny was never c- widely popular in Russia. This is a lie. Navalny was a anti- a very, you know, kind of, you know, anti-Jewish, like kind of really right-wing character, and a lot of his early writings were about that. Then he took a trip to Germany, and then he came back incredibly progressive and very enlightened, talking about Western values.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- TDTim Dillon
So he met someone somewhere that said, "Actually, this is better." And he came and said, "Okay," and they're like, "Tamp down the Jew stuff." So then he goes back to Russia-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- TDTim Dillon
... you know, does all the things. He, he makes these documentaries that all the Putin's oligarch friends have big houses. Can you imagine that? People that are working with the government get really rich and have big houses? This is crazy. This is only in Russia. So Navalny does this whole thing and he shows all the corruption in Russia, and then our good government people go, "Look how corrupt Russia is. Putin's cronies get all these big houses." (laughs) And Americans go, "Oh my God, it's so corrupt over there." And then, you know, listen, they try to poison him. I'm not defending or saying Putin's a, a great guy, but this idea that, you know, w- we like to look at other places and identify things that we are also doing here.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, that was one of the things that Trump said that people-
- TDTim Dillon
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... got very upset about, remember that?
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