EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,000 words- 0:00 – 15:00
(drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…
- NANarrator
(drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. (drumbeats)
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)
- DSDave Smith
And I couldn't, even after we got off the phone last night-
- JRJoe Rogan
You good?
- DSDave Smith
... I was like, "I'm gonna go to bed now."
- JRJoe Rogan
I couldn't get either.
- DSDave Smith
And then I just had to watch clips of-
- JRJoe Rogan
What time did I call you, like 3:00?
- DSDave Smith
3:30, something like that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I was just sitting in front of YouTube watching professional pool on TV going-
- DSDave Smith
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... "What the fuck is going on?" So turns out voting works. It's real. As much as we (laughs) fucking thought they had it rigged, as much as we thought there was shenanigans and bullshit and it's just a, a puppet show and there's no way anybody could buck the system, turns out voting is still real.
- DSDave Smith
At least partially.
- JRJoe Rogan
At least if it's too big to rig.
- DSDave Smith
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
And clearly he was too big to rig.
- DSDave Smith
Yeah. Wasn't it... It, it was crazy because it was like for, for weeks, especially in the close of the campaign, it was one of those things where it felt like... It, it almost felt like, uh, 2008 when Obama was running against McCain and it was just so obvious Obama was running away with this. Everything you could see and, and observe, his crowd sizes, the enthusiasm, the culture, it was all behind him. But at that time, the polls were reflecting what you saw everywhere. Obama's up big. He's about to... John McCain's not gonna win after eight years of George W. Bush. The country doesn't want another war hawk. They want this, you know, articulate young peace guy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DSDave Smith
And it was like that with Trump where it's like all the signs are that he's clearly running away with this, but then every single poll told you no, this is the closest election of your lifetime. And then it was just... There was a very interesting feeling to see it and be like, "Oh, okay. I'm not crazy. I was observing all the things I was observing."
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you know what, what Trump told me about the polls?
- DSDave Smith
No. What?
- JRJoe Rogan
He's like, "They're bullshit."
- DSDave Smith
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"They don't do anything. You give them money-"
- DSDave Smith
Oh yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"... they come back, they have these results you don't know."
- DSDave Smith
He was like, "They charge 500 grand-"
- JRJoe Rogan
Who are they talking to? Yeah.
- DSDave Smith
For... Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- 15:00 – 30:00
Ah! …
- DSDave Smith
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah!
- DSDave Smith
It was just so great.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, that's like a Chael Sonnen move.
- DSDave Smith
Uh, yeah, it was just, it was amazing.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) It's so funny.
- DSDave Smith
Amazing. But he said, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DSDave Smith
... Lindsey Graham was asked about being the first single president.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, never married, no kids.
- DSDave Smith
And he goes, uh, he goes, he goes, "There might be a bunch of different first ladies if I was in there." You're like, "No."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Yeah, sure, buddy. First of all, that's the last thing you say-
- DSDave Smith
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... if you're a man and you're heterosexual. You say, "I'm trying to find a good woman."
- DSDave Smith
Yeah, really.
- JRJoe Rogan
"I'm trying to just find one good woman that I can grow with and that I love with all my heart. Just one good woman. I know that she's out there."
- DSDave Smith
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what you say.
- DSDave Smith
Yeah. You don't-
- JRJoe Rogan
"Might be a bunch of first ladies. I'm gonna get divorced, married, and divorced and married and keep on scooping up them minerals in the Ukraine."
- DSDave Smith
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"I gotta give those minerals to the Russians." We're just walking around with women's panties on and shit and high heels. (laughs)
- DSDave Smith
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm the president.
- DSDave Smith
I mean, listen, I wouldn't-
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm wear- I'm the first lady too. I'm gonna wear her clothes.
- DSDave Smith
I typically wouldn't go after someone for that, but when you're a war, a war hawk all-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DSDave Smith
... all is fair. But he's just gotta-
- JRJoe Rogan
He's sc-
- 30:00 – 45:00
Ah, she probably loves…
- JRJoe Rogan
But somewhere, saw Kill Tony.
- DSDave Smith
Ah, she probably loves it. They're all so funny.
- JRJoe Rogan
I wonder who... Let's call him up.
- NANarrator
Huh.
- DSDave Smith
All right. Let's get to the bottom of it. Wait, we have access?
- JRJoe Rogan
Call Tony Hinchcliffe. (laughs)
- NANarrator
(laughs) . Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hey, dude. You're live, you're live on the air right now with Dave Smith. I need to answer a question.
- NANarrator
What's up?
- JRJoe Rogan
I need a question answered. Did AOC ever come to see Kill Tony?
- NANarrator
She says that she did, but we're almost positive that she didn't. I never met her in any of the shows in LA. I mean, she could have conceivably have bought a ticket to Madison Square Garden, but she never posted about it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, she probably-
- NANarrator
She never-
- JRJoe Rogan
... wouldn't post about it, it's too sketchy. Your, your show is sketchy.
- NANarrator
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But so, how do you know that-
- NANarrator
(laughs) .
- JRJoe Rogan
... she says that she was there?
- NANarrator
She tweeted that she's been to a taping. When all that stuff went down, she said that she's disappointed in me.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- NANarrator
And she's been to a taping. I can't remember the exact tweet right now. But it was the day of the, day of the Madison Square Garden Trump thing. She posted, "I'm really disappointed in Tony Hinchcliffe. I'm a fan of Kill Tony and been to a taping."
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- NANarrator
Something like that. I don't wanna misquote her, like she would certainly do to me.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- DSDave Smith
But she's been there and she was surprised? It makes no sense.
- NANarrator
She... Yeah. No, nothing these people fucking say make any sense. They're out of their goddamn minds and now their voices are quieted, thank God.
- JRJoe Rogan
Tony, America's back, baby.
- DSDave Smith
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
America is back.
- NANarrator
I can't believe it. Let's, let's fucking go.
- 45:00 – 1:00:00
Yeah. …
- JRJoe Rogan
the people that did the illegal things wanna continue doing ill- illegal things, and don't wanna have any repercussions for doing illegal things, that seems like a crazy thing to support. Even for them to defend it-
- DSDave Smith
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... sounds insane. They should want internal accountability. They should wanna make sure that no one colors outside the lines, and no one does anything without congressional approval. All the stuff you're supposed to do when you're doing certain things. But the problem is now with the, uh, the FDAA and FISA, and all these different laws that have been passed that allow surveillance to be done warrantless, like, it's kind of a moot point almost at this point. Like, the things that you... Like, back then, he exposed that they could listen to every calls, the, the, they, they have data centers.
- DSDave Smith
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
We all know that now. Like, it, he's, it's... Everything's still functioning, but we all know that now. The guy that exposed all that, leave him alone.
- DSDave Smith
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
You guys were... You're doing illegal shit, and now it's kind of legal, and we still should be outraged, but now you can kind of just do it.
- DSDave Smith
Yeah. Well, a- and, and also, and one of the things that was so disappointing about Trump not pardoning Julian Assange and Snowden in his first term... And, and again, a lot of that is because it's like when... He told you. When... Why didn't he release the, the JFK files? Well, because he was listening to Liz Cheney's pick for defense secretary-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. But also-
- DSDave Smith
... Mike Pompeo.
- JRJoe Rogan
... he was saying-
- DSDave Smith
And he was... People convinced him-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- DSDave Smith
... not to do it. But it's like, at a certain point, you're like, okay, first of all, the spying that Snowden exposed was weaponized against you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DSDave Smith
Like, they spied on you. So, you kind of... I would think you have some, like, stake in being like, "Yeah, that should be exposed and, and should be abolished."
- JRJoe Rogan
But don't you think he didn't pardon him because he wanted a second term, and he wanted to, like-
- DSDave Smith
Yeah. I think that was part of it. Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... make things run as smoothly as possibly, and try to-
- DSDave Smith
The thing is, he also-
- JRJoe Rogan
... make... They're compromising. They're making deals here.
- DSDave Smith
Yes, but he also had a lame duck period. I mean, he had-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- DSDave Smith
... a period where he knew he wasn't gonna have-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. But, but-
- DSDave Smith
... a second term and still have the power, but he was-
- JRJoe Rogan
But-
- DSDave Smith
... worried about the impeachment.
- JRJoe Rogan
And he wanted to run again.
- DSDave Smith
Yes. Yeah.
- 1:00:00 – 1:09:51
Just settle down. …
- DSDave Smith
recogni-... Like, look, we're in a new landscape here and there are these shows on the internet that have much bigger audiences than these traditional shows. Oh, and by the way, I get to go long and I can really do, give an in-depth, you know, like, uh, uh, point on, on every single topic. And dude, I mean, Trump coming on here and her refusing to, th- this is... I mean, dude, you kind of put Donald Trump in the White House (laughs) .
- JRJoe Rogan
Just settle down.
- DSDave Smith
Like, this is amazing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Settle down. People are listening.
- DSDave Smith
Everyone's thinking it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, for sure him getting to be himself and just have a conversation with someone who's not being hostile.
- DSDave Smith
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know? And I did ask him questions that I wanted answers to, like this proof that he lost in 2020. He did not provide me with that. And I've said, and I, we talked about it in depth yesterday, that if I was accused of, uh, d- election denying, which election denial, it's like-... the, there's holocaust deniers, number one. And then there's maybe-
- DSDave Smith
Climate.
- JRJoe Rogan
... a vaccine denier and, and election denier. Election denier's probably a little higher than vaccine denier. You could be a kook and a vaccine denier, but still believe that Donald Trump lost the election. But a election denier, you're cast out of the kingdom. There's a couple other ones that go underneath that, but those are the big ones. Those are the big ones. And you get put into a box, like, instantaneously. If I was put in that box, I would have responses to every question. I would say, "Well, in Georgia, there was buh-buh-buh-buh-buh, ballots that were buh-buh-buh. This was, this would've been, these, these people were dead. These people, they, they should have never been voting in the first place. They were not, uh, United States citizens." I'd have all the information ready to fire and he didn't. He was like, "There's books that tell you that..." I have the suspicion that he's, his, he's way busier than me, and I can barely pay attention to things.
- DSDave Smith
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Sometimes I agree to do things. My wife tells me we're gonna do something, "What are we talking about?"
- DSDave Smith
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
She goes, "You said yes to it yesterday." "I did? When?"
- DSDave Smith
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"You were making coffee." "I wasn't paying attention. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Where are we going?" You know, but that's just normal life stuff, right? This guy is literally running for fucking president. He's got what? All these golf courses everywhere and businesses everywhere and Mar-a-Lago and fucking family. There's-
- DSDave Smith
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... millions of things. So, probably they told him the election was stolen. He told me, "Find the results, find it. Let's get it overturned. These fucking criminals..." I don't know how much he really looked into it. I don't know. I know, I don't know how much he studied it, 'cause h- I w-
- DSDave Smith
He didn't really have an answer for you.
- JRJoe Rogan
I would want you to regurgitate it fact by fact. And I think Vivek could do that. If you a- ask Vivek a question about that, if you ask JD Vance a question about that, I bet if they were accused, they would be able to rattle off all those numbers and statistics.
- DSDave Smith
Uh, I, I think that Vivek probably wouldn't make the claim exactly in the same way that Donald Trump does.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. No, I'm saying if he was accused.
- DSDave Smith
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
If he was accused.
- DSDave Smith
Um, well, yeah. No, Vivek isn't gonna say anything without having-
- JRJoe Rogan
100%.
- DSDave Smith
... like, a detailed answer to it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nor is-
- DSDave Smith
And that's not Trump. That's not-
- JRJoe Rogan
Nor is JD.
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