Joe Rogan Experience #2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music) Can I see your shirt?

   4. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:14

      Of course.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      It's pretty tight. (laughs)

   6. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:16

      Is it tight, you mean?

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      No, no, nice.

   8. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:17

      Oh, okay.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      Like, tight.

   10. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:18

       Nice.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:19

       Nice.

   12. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:21

       I feel like they're gonna sue me.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       For the shirt?

   14. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:24

       I don't know.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       Did you sell it?

   16. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:25

       I'm trying to.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       I don't think they wanna sue anybody.

   18. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:28

       No?

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       I think they wanna keep it on the DL, especially you, 'cause you could just go on podcasts and talk about it.

   20. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:32

       Not if I'm dead.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       (laughs)

   22. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:35

       (laughs) I could talk about it til I'm dead.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       Let's see, if they, if they haven't killed, there's so many p- ... If they haven't killed Malice, if they haven't... There's so many people that they haven't killed.

   24. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:44

       I'd be a fun kill, though. They just-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:46

       Just whacked you out of nowhere.

   26. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:47

       Come to the Bronx. It's like so easy to just kill me.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:50

       Right. Anybody gets killed in the Bronx.

   28. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:51

       Mm-hmm.

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Happens all the time.

   30. AIAdrienne Iapalucci0:53

       And nobody cares.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah, it's a very…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      you should aspire to. But those guys all die young. They all have heart attacks and strokes.

   2. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:05

      Yeah, it's a very high stress position.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      Insanely high stress.

   4. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:07

      I would like-

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:07

      And the hours are insane, and you're probably fucking miserable, other than the time you're doing coke and banging strippers.

   6. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:14

      Right. I think I would like the rich part, and then I would just do something with like animals.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:19

      Oh. There you go.

   8. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:20

      Yeah, I love animals.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:21

      Yeah, I know you do.

   10. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:21

       People forget.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:22

       I can tell.

   12. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:22

       But like-

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:23

       Well, I brought Marshall just for you.

   14. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:24

       I mean, Marshall is so beautiful. Like if I ever go bald, I told you I want like a wig.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       (laughs)

   16. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:29

       I don't know how white women are now just wearing golden retrievers wigs, because it's beautiful, his hair.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       But it would stink when it gets wet.

   18. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:36

       I mean, everyone thinks white people smell anyway when they're wet.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       (laughs)

   20. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:39

       Who gives a shit?

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       (laughs)

   22. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:41

       Like, you remember the first time you heard that black people thought white people smell like dogs?

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:44

       I did not.

   24. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:44

       You're like, "We love dogs."

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       I have never heard that.

   26. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:46

       Oh, yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       Really?

   28. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:47

       They always think we smell like dogs.

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       Hmm.

   30. AIAdrienne Iapalucci15:49

       It's like that's, try hurting my feelings.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah, I mean, it's…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      US, 11.6 million of them working full-time as creators." Wow.

   2. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:05

      Yeah, I mean, it's like they-

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      Is that a number one job?

   4. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:07

      If you're from another country and you're like, "Why don't we just bomb America?" (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:11

      Wait a min-... That might be-

   6. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:12

      That's crazy.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:13

      What... Isn't the number one job driving vehicles in the United States, which is one of the things they're really worried about wh- when it comes to automation, because it's one of the first jobs that's going to go?

   8. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:22

      I've seen those cars where they're operating... There's no one operating them and they're just driving?

   9. NANarrator30:26

      There you go.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       They're weird. Okay, number one occupation, retail salesperson is three million. Home and health personal care is three million as well. Three million... Both of them are 3,700,000. General and operations managers, three million five. Fast food counter workers, three four.... so 'em all?

   11. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:44

       What's interesting is-

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:45

       60 more rows?

   13. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:46

       ... the retail and the home health aides, they're the same people doing both jobs 'cause they can't afford to live-

   14. JRJoe Rogan30:51

       Mm.

   15. AIAdrienne Iapalucci30:51

       ... with just one job. (laughs)

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:52

       So drivers isn't even in the top 10. That's interesting. I thought it was, like, number... one of the top ones. So cooks is 2,000,007, and that's number 10. Stockers, order fillers, two-eight. Um, and so influencers was, what, one million? That's what it was? One-

   17. NANarrator31:10

       11, 11.

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:10

       One point... 11, oh, 11? Wait a minute. So that's more than that.

   19. NANarrator31:13

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:14

       So what the fuck? So go back to that chart again. 11.6.

   21. NANarrator31:19

       That's, like, the top four f- combined, almost.

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:21

       That's crazy.

   23. NANarrator31:22

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:23

       So it's the most common job.

   25. NANarrator31:25

       Okay. (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:25

       So why is saying retail salesperson? It's, like, literally-

   27. NANarrator31:28

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan31:29

       ... three times more common than that.

   29. NANarrator31:30

       I'll have to then dig into where they're getting their data from, I guess, but...

   30. JRJoe Rogan31:34

       Wow.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   What's going on in…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      on you. Keep an eye on that motherfucker.

   2. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:02

      What's going on in there?

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      What are you doing?

   4. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:03

      How many ice cubes have you made?

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      (laughs)

   6. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:05

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:05

      You lazy bitch. Where's my fucking ice ... Ice cubes from your refrigerator or from your freezer, are they the dirtiest ice cubes of all time? Like-

   8. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:14

      I said 95%.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      I'd, I'd never want those in my glass.

   10. NANarrator45:16

       I just remember all the ... I think-

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:18

       Yeah.

   12. NANarrator45:18

       ... the Apple stuff is all coming from China.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:20

       You nailed it. Oh, yeah, all the stuff that gets made, actually gets made from Apple, that's all China. Laptops and computer monitor, China supplies 92% of us imports. Um, phones, China supplies 74% of us phone imports. So, Samsung does not use China for phones, and I don't know if it's an ethical thing or what, but I think they make their phones in India and somewhere else. Maybe Vietnam? But-

   14. AIAdrienne Iapalucci45:50

       Do they s- ... Is there a correlation between them, like, stopping killing baby girls in China with making all of this stuff? Or are they like, "Let's keep them alive so we can have them make new products"?

   15. JRJoe Rogan46:00

       No, I think they just woke up and said, "We have, like, 85% men."

   16. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:04

       Right.

   17. JRJoe Rogan46:05

       "And all these poor women are fucked." And, like-

   18. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:08

       They have to keep fucking all these guys.

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       Yeah, I mean-

   20. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:10

       There's not enough women.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:11

       They have to live with, like, three or four guys just to balance it out.

   22. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:16

       Gross.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       Take turns.

   24. NANarrator46:17

       Competition. They're not as highly competitive in China, it sounds like.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:20

       Hmm. They reclo- relocated some of their manufacturing from China to Southeast Asia to avoid high labor costs. What? (laughs)

   26. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:30

       They?

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:31

       Slaves- ... Those slaves are expensive, Adrienne.

   28. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:32

       Uh-huh.

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:33

       Uh, Samsung also hasn't been able to compete with Chinese brands like, uh, Xiaomi, OPPO, and vivo in the Chinese market. Interesting.

   30. AIAdrienne Iapalucci46:41

       I've never even heard of those brands.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:07:20

   I think so. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      They have some sort of a... He has a residency there, right?

   2. NANarrator1:00:03

      I think so.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      The word is.

   4. NANarrator1:00:06

      Right.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:07

      I don't know if he's got a gambling problem.

   6. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:09

      My dad was a gambler. And, like, he made no money. That's the craziest thing, to be a gambler when you have no real money.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:15

      Oh, it's a crazy one. It's a crazy addiction. It's an addiction that, um, I- I first saw when I started hanging out in pool halls when I was 23.

   8. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:24

      Mm-hmm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

      I started... I became addicted to playing pool.

   10. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:26

       Okay.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

       I- I was playing it all the time. I- I blew my knee out. Uh, I needed to get knee surgery. And, um, uh, when I blew my knee out, I couldn't work out, so I had to wait for surgery. And so, like, my ACL was all fucked up. And so I just started playing pool with one of my friends, and I became addicted to playing pool. And I would go there all the time 'cause as a comedian, I didn't have a job. I just would go on stage at night, and during the daytime-

   12. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:00:48

       Right.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       ... I'd hang out in pool halls, and at nighttime, I'd hang out in pool halls. And I just got around these people that I- I've n- I'd never known anybody like that before, just fully addicted to gambling all day long. They would go to the racetrack.

   14. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:00

       Oh, my God.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:01:00

       They would go to off-track betting.

   16. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:02

       My dad used to take me to OTB as a kid.That's brutal, and that's when they used to let you smoke. (smoke exhaling)

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

       Oh, God.

   18. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:07

       You'd just come home smelling like smoke. It's disgusting.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:09

       And you were hanging out in there as a kid.

   20. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:10

       'Cause me and my sister, we would hang out with my dad in the OTB-

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:13

       Oh, my God.

   22. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:13

       ... for hours.

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:14

       I feel like such a good dad. (laughs)

   24. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:16

       Yeah. You're a way better dad. It wouldn't be bad if my dad was gambling and he was like, you know... He was a mailman. You can't-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:22

       Oh, God.

   26. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:22

       ... you can't gam- you can't do both of those things at the same time.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:25

       Yeah. It's a crazy one. It's a really cra-... Who was it that told us that the dad, the dad was gambling so hard they lost their house? (sighs) Oh, fuck, I forgot the whole story. But it's just... You don't hear a story, very rarely, about a gambling addict who, like, kills it and, like, they retire in Vegas and they have-

   28. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:47

       No, because you keep going until you eventually-

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:49

       Yeah.

   30. AIAdrienne Iapalucci1:01:49

       ... lose everything.

Episode duration: 2:37:56