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Joe Rogan Experience #2229 - Jeff Dye

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  1. 0:002:42

    Jeff’s untrained Ridgeback: wild dogs, respect, and discipline

    1. NA

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    2. JD

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) I used to have a dog that had terrible... I mean ju- I don't how to... I'm always traveling and also, like, I'm not real good with discipline of, like, someone else, you know?

    3. JR

      Right.

    4. JD

      Like, I don't how to train a dog. So I just let him do anything. So I think it was hilarious. He'd be, like, chewing on something and I'm like, "Check that out." They're like, "He shouldn't do that." I was like, "Eh, fuck it. Let him..." Like, I just liked the idea that he was wild.

    5. JR

      (laughs)

    6. JD

      It made me happy.

    7. JR

      Yep. It's very bad, though, if, you know, your dog bites somebody.

    8. JD

      Oh, he's always just humping stuff and, like, eating the-

    9. JR

      What kind of dog?

    10. JD

      He was a Ridgeback.

    11. JR

      Oh, Rhodesian Ridgeback?

    12. JD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      Oh. Those are-

    14. JD

      But in my mind, I'm like, "Well, why do I wanna reign tyranny on this dog and be like, 'he needs to sit, he needs...'"

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. JD

      I kinda liked that he was, like, this little psycho that would hump things and-

    17. JR

      That's fun, but you gotta be able to control them.

    18. JD

      No, no, I couldn't.

    19. JR

      Yeah. How old were you back then?

    20. JD

      I was young. Like, 31 or something at the time.

    21. JR

      (laughs)

    22. JD

      It was, it was, like, but young...

    23. JR

      It's not that young.

    24. JD

      Young to me, dude. I didn't become an adult for a while.

    25. JR

      For, like, six months ago. (laughs)

    26. JD

      Yeah, yeah. (laughs) Well, about four years, I think, is when...

    27. JR

      (laughs)

    28. JD

      No, but I've... That dog, I would open the door, he would just dart. And I was like, "Ah, this dog is unhinged." I let him wolf.

    29. JR

      You liked it.

    30. JD

      Yeah, I liked it. It was crazy.

  2. 2:425:04

    Golden retrievers, “dumb breeds,” and how humans domesticated wolves

    1. JR

      My dog that I have now is the first dog that I've ever had that was so easy to train. It was like I didn't even train him.

    2. JD

      And it's a golden?

    3. JR

      Yeah.

    4. JD

      Aren't they kinda dumb? Is that-

    5. JR

      No.

    6. JD

      That's not-

    7. JR

      My dog is very smart.

    8. JD

      What's the dumb breed?

    9. JR

      Yeah. They're just sweet. They're sweet, so people think they're dumb.

    10. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    11. JR

      But he understands words. Like, I'll say, "Not that door, dude. Let's go in the side door." And he turns around and goes towards the side door.

    12. JD

      Nice.

    13. JR

      Like, he's... He gets it. Like, he's a fucking smart dog. But training him was like (snaps fingers) that.

    14. JD

      Really?

    15. JR

      Oh my God. First of all, like, golden have no resistance. They don't wanna fight. They don't wanna... And they never growl at people, and they never... If they bark, it's they see something weird. They never bark at people.

    16. JD

      (sniffs) .

    17. JR

      Like, they're just the sweetest dogs.

    18. JD

      I love that.

    19. JR

      So they just want you to be their friend. So I teach them to sit was, like, real easy. It was like, "Sit." And I push his butt down, and then I put... And then I give him a little treat.

    20. JD

      A little treat.

    21. JR

      And then, and then I'd say, "Sit." And he'd just sit down.

    22. JD

      Love it.

    23. JR

      And I'd give him a treat.

    24. JD

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      And then next day, it was like, "Sit." He sat. Pat him on the head-

    26. JD

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      ... give him a kiss. He... Now he just listens. It was like that.

    28. JD

      Which is also the metaphor for, for humans. We like to have a little, uh, approval. Like, it's less than-

    29. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    30. JD

      It's less of the treat and the pat on the head.

  3. 5:046:16

    Dating as ‘trying to domesticate’ someone: projects, freedom, and commitment anxiety

    1. JR

      They're trying to do that to us.

    2. JD

      What... I know.

    3. JR

      They're trying to do that to us, Jeff Darne.

    4. JD

      That's the problem. Just keep your dogs.

    5. JR

      They're trying to do that to us.

    6. JD

      Don't change me.

    7. JR

      But they wanna do that to everybody.

    8. JD

      I know.

    9. JR

      If Kamala won, we would have been one step closer to poodles.

    10. JD

      I think that's... Right, yeah.

    11. JR

      (laughs)

    12. JD

      Every day I was getting closer. That's why I'm single too.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. JD

      I'm just trying to hold onto any freedom I got.

    15. JR

      It's w-... You gotta find someone that you jive with, that gets ya, and that's what's hard. It's like people wanna change people. Girls look at guys-

    16. JD

      Oh, yeah.

    17. JR

      They look at some guys like a project. Like, "I know he doesn't wanna settle down, and I know he doesn't want this."

    18. JD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      "But if I could just get him to start changing the way he dresses."

    20. JD

      I know.

    21. JR

      "And then I'll get him to do thi- open the car door for me, like, my hands don't work."

    22. JD

      I know.

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. JD

      I'm still... I'm the Ridgeback we were just talking about where I'm going, "Just let me be wild. Let me..."

    25. JR

      (laughs)

    26. JD

      Like, you know, like I, I, I'll spend like 24 hours with a woman and I just enjoy every second of it. I enjoy every s-... Like, all the affection, the door opening. I enjoy these kind of things, you know, taking care of someone, showing them how cool...

    27. JR

      Do you open up the car door? Do you do that?

    28. JD

      Yeah, I do that.

    29. JR

      Oh wow.

    30. JD

      Yeah, I like that.

  4. 6:1610:53

    Bert Kreischer’s extremes and why “hero advice” doesn’t scale

    1. JR

      Maybe he's overdosing, maybe it's, like, binge drinking.

    2. JD

      Yeah, maybe.

    3. JR

      You know, if you have a glass of wine with dinner, you don't feel like, like, "Oh, get that fucking wine away from me."

    4. JD

      That is true.

    5. JR

      But if you drink like Bert Kreischer-

    6. JD

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      ... you drink fucking boxes of wine.

    8. JD

      Bert would get on the treadmill- All right, don't get me started.

    9. JR

      ... and drink a box of wine-

    10. JD

      I know.

    11. JR

      ... on the treadmill.

    12. JD

      Bert suffers from the same disease Patrice had. He doesn't know how, like, he's so this one of a kind person that he, everything he says and all the advice he tries to give don't work for anyone else-

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. JD

      ... because he's one of a kind. So he'll say, "Here's what you gotta do," and you go, "That doesn't apply to me."

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. JD

      Do you know what I'm saying? We can't be on a treadmill drinking a box of wine and then go do a show for 200 grand. We're different people.

    17. JR

      He, he c- can keep going.

    18. JD

      I know.

    19. JR

      I've never seen anyone like him. He's a freak athlete, believe it or not. Like-

    20. JD

      I believe that.

    21. JR

      ... Tom Segura played him in a game of tennis, and Tom got a tennis coach, they had this, like this big tennis match.

    22. JD

      (laughs)

    23. JR

      They even did it on, like, one of those, uh, Your Mom's House live screens.

    24. JD

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      You know, like, they made a big deal out of it, big tennis match and To-... Bert destroyed him.

    26. JD

      Oh, yeah.

    27. JR

      Drunk, hungover.

    28. JD

      Makes total sense. Yeah, yeah.

    29. JR

      Giant belly, serves like a pro. He said he literally serves like a fucking division one college player.

    30. JD

      I didn't know that about him.

  5. 10:5313:26

    Patrice O’Neal relationship advice story—and why it could get you killed

    1. JD

      I love him though. But I was just saying, like, the advice thing, like, di- did you ever work with Patrice or know him good?

    2. JR

      Yes. Yeah.

    3. JD

      One time I'm in New York, this is the late great Patrice O'Neal. I'm going through a thing with a girl at the time and, uh, you know, people ask you how you're doing and if you're sad, I'm a pretty honest guy, I just go, "Oh, you know, this, my, my girlfriend's driving me crazy. She's back at our, you know, at the apartment in, when I was in New York. Uh, she's back, I'm ju- it's just stressing me out. I need to get on stage, have a good time, have some drinks. I need to, like, just whatever." He goes, "Here's what you do, man. You're a good looking guy." And I was like, "Yeah? I don't think I'm gonna get advice from Patrice, you know, this will be great."

    4. JR

      (laughs)

    5. JD

      He goes, "You're a good looking guy, man."

    6. JR

      Bring another girl home.

    7. JD

      Right?

    8. JR

      Is that what he said?

    9. JD

      He like goes, "I've seen the way these girls look over at you around there. You find one of these bitches, you have a good time, don't worry about what's back at the apartment. Then, when the time comes, bring her back, bring her back to your, uh, apartment and say, 'Yo, this is me, this i- you know, you gotta deal with this shit.'"

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. JD

      "And if you ain't..." And I was like, "Patrice, Patrice, you're my hero, I love you." Terrible advice.

    12. JR

      Terrible advice.

    13. JD

      You're gonna get me murdered.

    14. JR

      You're gonna get murdered. Yeah.

    15. JD

      Also, that's just not the type of women I hang out with.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. JD

      They're not gonna be fine with that.

    18. JR

      Yeah, that's a very specific type of woman-

    19. JD

      I couldn't believe it.

    20. JR

      ... who are already probably gonna murder you.

    21. JD

      (laughs) Yeah, exactly.

    22. JR

      (laughs)

    23. JD

      Time's ticking on that, exactly. So I just-

    24. JR

      I had a friend of mine that said that he was gonna s- he, he, "I talked my girlfriend into doing a threesome." And if, I had the same exact feeling if someone's saying to me, "Hey, I started making my own bombs."

    25. JD

      Right, you go, "Don't do the..." (laughs)

    26. JR

      Like, Jesus Christ-

    27. JD

      This is a trap.

    28. JR

      ... you're gonna die. (laughs)

    29. JD

      Yeah, exactly. But I think that that's what you should think when you hear your heroes or Bert tell you anything. Just, just, just know, their lives are different than yours and-

    30. JR

      Yeah, there's so- some certain one of a kind people that you just gotta say like, "We- not everybody can do that."

  6. 13:2615:12

    Addiction, sobriety, and impulse control (including concussion/brain injury)

    1. JR

      Because some... Look, I have certain friends that, uh, have recovered from alcoholism, and this one buddy that I had that used to drink, he would drink and then his eyes would glaze over like a shark's.

    2. JD

      Oh, no. Yeah.

    3. JR

      Like, the pupils would be gone and he wasn't there anymore. Like-

    4. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      ... "Oh, Bob's gone. Now, this fucking-"

    6. JD

      Yeah. (laughs)

    7. JR

      "... drunk Bob. Drunk Bob, totally different human being."

    8. JD

      Yeah, for sure.

    9. JR

      He would black out all the time, not remember things. Like, you don't remember what you did. Like, he didn't remember anything.

    10. JD

      I was that guy. I would be fun, fun, fun, till it wasn't fun.

    11. JR

      Dude, I think it's a genetic thing.

    12. JD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      I mean, I- I'm guessing. Um, but I- I've never had that.

    14. JD

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      So I've gotta assume that it's a genetic... I've gotten fucked up before.

    16. JD

      Right.

    17. JR

      I've gotten really drunk. I've never like, "I need to get drunk." I've never been like-

    18. JD

      Oh, really?

    19. JR

      ... "I need to get drunk." But I, I have friends that it's-

    20. JD

      I have one gear, dude.

    21. JR

      So there's a thing... Yeah.

    22. JD

      One gear.

    23. JR

      One gear.

    24. JD

      If we're gonna smoke weed, I smoke all the weed.

    25. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    26. JD

      And d- you know what I'm saying? If we're, if we-

    27. JR

      You're doing coke, you're going to Tijuana.

    28. JD

      Right. Yeah. I become king coke guy, you know? Like, why do one Viagra when I can do six Viagras? You know, like, I just don't have a... And s- and that's why also, like, it works to my benefit. You know, the first time I said, "I'm gonna do standup," I never stopped. Like, I was up there... I was obsessed, you know?

    29. JR

      Did you ever get hit in the head real hard?

    30. JD

      Um, yeah, I played a lot of, like, sports growing up, so yeah, I got hit. I've had two really serious concussions where I went to the hospital.

  7. 15:1217:21

    Self-improvement and authenticity: ‘be the person you pretend to be’

    1. JR

      Yeah, you gotta get to know someone. If you're diving in with someone for 24 hours, 48 hours-

    2. JD

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... and you just met 'em, like the chances of you guys jiving perfectly are not that good.

    4. JD

      It's tough. (laughs)

    5. JR

      It's like not even 50/50. You get lucky you find the girl of your dreams, and then, hey, we've been together. We, we hung out together for two days in a row, and then, fuck, we were married six months later-

    6. JD

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      ... and we live happily ever after. That's real.

    8. JD

      For sure.

    9. JR

      That can hap-... I've met people like that.

    10. JD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      It can happen, but generally-

    12. JD

      Right.

    13. JR

      ... first of all, when you meet someone, you barely meeting them. You're meeting the thing that they put on when they want someone to like them.

    14. JD

      It's performative a little, for sure.

    15. JR

      I always say to young guys, "Try to become the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid."

    16. JD

      Wait, say that again? Try to be...

    17. JR

      Become the person that you're pretending to be when you're trying to get laid.

    18. JD

      I like that.

    19. JR

      You just be that person-

    20. JD

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      ... and you never have to pretend.

    22. JD

      I love that.

    23. JR

      Yeah.

    24. JD

      I, I, I believe that outside of the idea of relationships. So like, I always say like, uh, and I probably heard this somewhere, read it somewhere, but like, the idea of like, you can be like your heroes.

    25. JR

      Yes.

    26. JD

      You know, you, what, like, what do you like about the person you say you like?

    27. JR

      Right.

    28. JD

      They're kind. Okay, so just be kind.

    29. JR

      Yes.

    30. JD

      That's what people like, you know?

  8. 17:2121:34

    Weed vs. alcohol, mushrooms, ego dissolution, and choosing positivity

    1. JD

      What's your exact strand? 'Cause that's the one everyone needs.

    2. JR

      I don't think it's-

    3. JD

      Whatever the strand is you're doing.

    4. JR

      I like sativas over indicas, but I don't like to get super duper high.

    5. JD

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      I just... I know. It's like drunk. It's like, I like two drinks.

    7. JD

      Nice.

    8. JR

      Two drinks and I go on stage, I'm the life of the party.

    9. JD

      That's good. Lose it.

    10. JR

      Come on, what's up? Four drinks and I'm like, "What did I just talk about five minutes ago? Make sure I don't repeat my jokes."

    11. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    12. JR

      You know-

    13. JD

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      ... make sure I don't bring up something that I'm not sure where it goes yet, you know.

    15. JD

      Yeah. Did I do that?

    16. JR

      Like, I didn't, I didn't look at my notes before I went on stage-

    17. JD

      Yeah, yeah.

    18. JR

      ... like, "I can't." Four drinks is too much.

    19. JD

      (laughs) Or you go, "I'll scrap these first four parts of the bit-"

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. JD

      "... and just do this joke." And you're like, "Why'd you scrap those?" Like, "I don't know. I was drunk. I just jumped right to that part."

    22. JR

      Right. Pot makes me really consider all the things I'm not doing. It makes me call friends and check in on them.

    23. JD

      Love that.

    24. JR

      It makes... Yeah, it makes me, like, way more, like, kind and compassionate and friendly. I wanna hug people.

    25. JD

      Mushrooms does that for me.

    26. JR

      Same thing. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one for that.

    27. JD

      Yeah, that one was like a life-changing thing for me.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. JD

      Because I was like... I, I don't know. I'm trying to explain something scientific that I don't know nothing about. But if I had to describe how it felt, it felt like it connected things for me, where I was like, "Oh, I need to be a little bit more... I need to work on this, or I need to check in with so-and-so, or I need to let go of that."

    30. JR

      Mm-hmm.

  9. 21:3425:28

    Groups, belonging, and online cruelty: woke politics framed as religion

    1. JD

      I was describing my buddy Chris the other day, like, like, what I think the problem is, uh, with kinda, like, modern times. I know that's kinda vague, but it's like, I see, I've always seen my life as, like, I got dealt a card of hands, you know?

    2. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JD

      Some of those cards are real good, and some of the cards, not good, but that's the hand I was dealt.

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. JD

      And we've all been dealt some hand of cards.

    6. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    7. JD

      A lot of people, bad ones, some people, really good ones. We've just been dealt a hand. And, uh, I had thought to myself, "How can I play these cards?" I didn't start bitching about the rules of poker. Like, I did-

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. JD

      ... I didn't start going, "Hey, dealer."

    10. JR

      (clears throat)

    11. JD

      "Let's, maybe we should change the whole board." Like, no, I just, all I can do is play my hand.

    12. JR

      Right.

    13. JD

      Yeah, and I think th- and I, I think that, like, that's kind of how I'm viewing modern times, where people would rather complain about the rules of poker instead of just playing their hand the best way they could.

    14. JR

      Well, it's outcasts for the first time (clears throat) get collectively as a group and then act like bullies.

    15. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    16. JR

      So they act like people have acted to them.

    17. JD

      Sure.

    18. JR

      Like, the most... You know, it's that old expression, hurt people hurt people. Right? So the nastiest, meanest people online, I find, other than, like, white radical, white supremacist Nazis and shit. The re- what just you're talking about, social issues, the, the meanest people are the left-wing people, for whatever reason.

    19. JD

      Especially now.

    20. JR

      And this is not to say there's not some cunts out there that are right-wing people. There's a ton of them.

    21. JD

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      But I just, it's commonplace for people who consider themselves good-

    23. JD

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      ... kind people to say things like, "Punch a Nazi."

    25. JD

      Right.

    26. JR

      And then they get to define what a Nazi is, and it has nothing (laughs) to do with a swastika-

    27. JD

      Right.

    28. JR

      ... nothing to do with hating Jews.

    29. JD

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      You know, you just be, you voted Republican. Oh, you're a fascist.

  10. 25:2828:38

    Extremism, entrapment, and institutions covering for bad actors

    1. JR

      I watched this documentary on Netflix. It was about, like, the KKK, and the woman who made the documentary-

    2. JD

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      ... was like a kind of a cute Muslim girl, and she, like, interviewed actual white nationalists and, and KKK members. And she brings them into this thing, and what I learned from that documentary, uh, what I got from it was that, like, oh, they don't even really believe this.

    4. JD

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      They just wanted a group.

    6. JD

      Yep.

    7. JR

      They wanted a daddy. They wanted someone to, like-

    8. JD

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      So they, they, they thought to themselves, "I can hate black people. I mean, if, uh, if they're over there, I don't ever have to confront one."

    10. JD

      Right.

    11. JR

      "And I don't ever have to be un-" And then when they will meet a black guy, they'll go, "Well, not you. We're talking about the idea."

    12. JD

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      They're not even talking about that actual person. And the girl in the documentary goes, "Well, you know that you let me in and you've been very nice to me, and I'm a Muslim woman," and the guy's like, "Well, not you."

    14. JD

      You're a good one.

    15. JR

      "We're talking about..." Yeah.

    16. JD

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      So it's because they just wanted a group like you.

    18. JD

      Right, right.

    19. JR

      They just wanted a group like, like black gang members or Hispanic MS19, whatever these groups are.

    20. JD

      I wanna be in a motorcycle gang.

    21. JR

      Whatever your lesbian group is.

    22. JD

      Yeah, I'm on the bowling league. (laughs)

    23. JR

      Whatever your baseball team is. They needed a group.

    24. JD

      They need a group.

    25. JR

      And their group was like-

    26. JD

      (clears throat)

    27. JR

      ... "I can hate some people I've never seen before."

    28. JD

      Yeah, that's why it's so dangerous, like, groups, like, um, where, where they can get entrapped because, uh, the, uh, the Governor Whitmer case, do you know that case?

    29. JR

      Mm-mm.

    30. JD

      (laughs) These guys conspired to ki- to kidnap the governor of, uh-

  11. 28:3839:24

    Trans issues, social contagion claims, and incentives around ‘gender-affirming care’

    1. JD

      And we do it in all these ways. I think that that's happened with the LGBTQ+ whatever. I think a lot of gay people are waking up and going, "Why did we let the trans people in this group? They're making us look terrible."

    2. JR

      Well, lesbians are having a real problem with it-

    3. JD

      Ugh.

    4. JR

      ... because there's a lot of trans men who identify as lesbian.

    5. JD

      Yes.

    6. JR

      Or trans women-

    7. JD

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      ... they say they're a lesbian, and they get on lesbian apps and these girls are like, "I'm looking for a vagina." (laughs)

    9. JD

      100%. Yeah.

    10. JR

      "I want a dick. I don't fuck guys."

    11. JD

      And now they're waking up going, "Ah, maybe this, maybe the trans struggle was different than the gay struggle, but we've let them in the group, and now..."

    12. JR

      Well, a lot of gay guys think that the movement is homophobic because you're telling a young gay guy-

    13. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    14. JR

      ... "No, you're a woman."

    15. JD

      Which is crazy.

    16. JR

      "You're actually a woman." Well, it's one of those things that you gotta say some people, it must be true, because it's always been a thing. Like, to, to have real gender dysphoria, to be in your mind-

    17. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    18. JR

      ... feel like a woman has always been a thing, even if you're a guy. There's more effeminate women that feel like women. So it's like, that's real, but also when you encourage that and you reward people socially-

    19. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    20. JR

      ... for that, and then you have Pride Day at kindergarten and you're, you're talking about, like-

    21. JD

      Yeah, I'm telling you, dude.

    22. JR

      ... sexual orientation in people that are nowhere near puberty, which is really crazy. And then you start, like, uh, having people that become trans, all of a sudden they're amazing-

    23. JD

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      ... where they were just really mediocre before, like Bruce Jenner. Like, he was the goof of the Kardashian show.

    25. JD

      (laughs) Yeah.

    26. JR

      First of all, it makes no sense. No one's accomplished shit. This motherfucker was on the cover of Wheaties.

    27. JD

      A star.

    28. JR

      He was a star.

    29. JD

      Yeah. (laughs)

    30. JR

      He was a fucking gold medalist-

  12. 39:2445:45

    Future tech: gene editing, beauty/strength homogenization, and comic-book masculinity

    1. JR

      'Cause I firmly believe, it might not be in our lifetime, but if, maybe in our children or our grandchildren's lifetime, gene editing will get to a place where they will be able to turn you into whatever the fuck you want.

    2. JD

      Right.

    3. JR

      And it's probably gonna be a nightmare, because every guy's gonna look like Thor and every woman's gonna look like a prime Jennifer Lopez.

    4. JD

      Oh, yeah.

    5. JR

      It's like there's not gonna be any variations. Everyone's gonna be super hot, right?

    6. JD

      Right.

    7. JR

      Right? There's no, you're not gonna appreciate hot people.

    8. JD

      Yeah, you'll go, "Big whoop." (laughs)

    9. JR

      Yeah, because like, you know, when you, when a hot woman walks in the room and there's no other hot women, everyone's like, "Whoa-"

    10. JD

      That's the best.

    11. JR

      ... "One's here."

    12. JD

      Yeah. "Look what I got."

    13. JR

      "Look what, whoa, look at her. Oh, my goodness. What does she look like naked?"

    14. JD

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      Right? But if everybody looks like that, it's gonna be commonplace.

    16. JD

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      And I think we're gonna get to a place where every man's gonna look like the Hulk.

    18. JD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      It's just gonna be just giant dudes.

    20. JD

      Nerds will, for sure.

    21. JR

      100%, they're gonna be the first to sign up for that.

    22. JD

      You know what's interesting-

    23. JR

      All these fucking dudes that go to the coffee shop and sit there with their legs crossed like this-

    24. JD

      No working out.

    25. JR

      ... which I can't even do.

    26. JD

      (laughs)

    27. JR

      And their f- their fucking, their shoulders slump. They're gonna look like The Rock.

    28. JD

      That's so funny.

    29. JR

      Just fucking... (screams) (laughs)

    30. JD

      (laughs)

  13. 45:4554:10

    Social media childhood, trend conformity, and nostalgia vs. adaptation

    1. JR

      I think the social media thing is the craziest part of it. I think kids are just... First of all, they're weirdly connected 'cause they all get on Snapchat, and then they have a Snap Map.

    2. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      So they know where all their friends are at any given time.

    4. JD

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      And, and then so that they're, they're constantly like paying attention to that and h-

    6. JD

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      ... and finding each other, and they go in groups and they go to this party and, "Oh, the, they're at this party. Let's go to that party."

    8. JD

      Ugh.

    9. JR

      See 'em on the maps.

    10. JD

      Yeah. They're adults. Th- you just described adults.

    11. JR

      They're k-

    12. JD

      Those aren't even kids anymore.

    13. JR

      They're little kids that are like traveling around with their friends with phones and they only talk through text messages.

    14. JD

      Yeah, that's adults.

    15. JR

      Yeah, but it's-

    16. JD

      Which sucks.

    17. JR

      ... fucking weird. It's a-

    18. JD

      It sucks.

    19. JR

      ... a weird new life. They still do... Like kids today, they still do physical things. They still do sports, you know, but when we were kids, the thing about not having any other influences, espe- especially like social media influences, you didn't really aspire to be exactly like other people, you know? It's like there was peop- there was groups of people that, you know, you gravitated towards being a jock.

    20. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    21. JR

      You gravitated towards being an artist. You gra... But you didn't try to like completely copy whatever trend is going on.

    22. JD

      Right.

    23. JR

      Nowadays, kids are... They leave their fucking stupid label on their s- their Nikes.

    24. JD

      Oh, yeah.

    25. JR

      Like, what is that? What is that? Where it's supposed to be cool to k- k- keep your fucking label on your Ni- and you're all doing it?

    26. JD

      But, yeah, the tag is like, "Look, it's a limited edition..." It's like, it's not.

    27. JR

      I made David Look's cut it off.

    28. JD

      They made a bunch of those. Oh, that's hilarious.

    29. JR

      I pulled a knife out. I go, "Cut that off."

    30. JD

      Oh my God.

  14. 54:101:00:31

    COVID-era politics, media narratives, celebrity endorsements, and clapter culture

    1. JR

      I think we are not designed for it, but I think kids will be. I think the human mind is going to adapt to technology and in- interacting with each other. And I think socially people are adapting to interacting with each other. You know? Like the way kids like go after each other online, like they're adapted to it. They're n- it's normalized to them.

    2. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      Just like, you know, if you live in a war-torn part of the world, seeing dead people's n- it normalizes to you.

    4. JD

      Sure.

    5. JR

      And I think kids are normalizing to electronics. And people wanna resist that and they wanna say, "Oh, I don't want my kids to use electronics." I'm like (sucks teeth) , it's a part of the world. I use it, uh, it's a part of the world. It doesn't, it's not a barrier to being a good person. It's not a barrier to living a, a happy, healthy life.

    6. JD

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Just like alcohol's not a barrier, but for some people it is.

    8. JD

      Right.

    9. JR

      Some people have a real fucking problem with social media, and you see it, a lot of comics, especially the unsuccessful ones, when they're, they start falling apart when they get older, it just exacerbates their mental illness.

    10. JD

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      And then it becomes all politics.

    12. JD

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      Is these guys used to talk about farts and getting their dick sucked.

    14. JD

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      Now it's all politics.

    16. JD

      That's so true.

    17. JR

      And it's all like life hangs on every decision.

    18. JD

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      And we're doomed if this takes place.

    20. JD

      Right.

    21. JR

      Doomed.

    22. JD

      You know what, uh, comedian dude does that is Kathy Griffin. You know her? She's... That guy does a lot.

    23. JR

      That's not a dude.

    24. JD

      Oh, you know what I mean.

    25. JR

      That's not a dude.

    26. JD

      (laughs)

    27. JR

      You just misgendered-

    28. JD

      That guy, uh, that guy's un- unhinged. You go on there, it's all day, just some s- doom and gloom.

    29. JR

      What do you th- do you think that that's because like that's how they find meaning in an otherwise meaningless existence? Like what is it about people th- where their entire life becomes completely wrapped around politics to the point where they're tweeting about it literally all day long?

    30. JD

      I know.

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