Joe Rogan Experience #2265 - Kurt Metzger

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   2. KMKurt Metzger0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   3. NANarrator0:11

      (instrumental music)

   4. KMKurt Metzger0:13

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      Okay.

   6. KMKurt Metzger0:15

      This- (laughs) It's got-

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Meet the Cosby Kids. Oh my God-

   8. KMKurt Metzger0:21

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      ... look at the s- the thing says, "Meet the Cosby Kids."

   10. KMKurt Metzger0:26

       Who wrote this sketch? (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       I don't know, but what's funny is that back then that was ridiculous.

   12. KMKurt Metzger0:33

       Yes. A, I mean Phil Hartman's gone but, uh, all the rest of yous, thanks for speaking up. Uh, (laughs) hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Right.

   14. KMKurt Metzger0:42

       I hear- how come I just heard of this now?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       How come I just heard of this now?

   16. KMKurt Metzger0:45

       Boy, SNL was funny.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       Oh, SNL was great-

   18. KMKurt Metzger0:48

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       ... when Phil Hartman was on it. The early days of SNL were amazing.

   20. KMKurt Metzger0:52

       Yo, was Al Franken working there when they did that?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       I don't know.

   22. KMKurt Metzger0:54

       'Cause I would think Senator Franken would've said something.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       Oh, he's not a senator anymore. He got caught hugging a girl.

   24. KMKurt Metzger1:00

       Yeah, I would think after he got screwed over like that-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       (laughs)

   26. KMKurt Metzger1:02

       ... you wouldn't still do Blue MAGA, but I guess you would.

   27. NANarrator1:04

       (instrumental music)

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       Ah, he's just locked, locked in, you know?

   29. KMKurt Metzger1:08

       Hey man, I-

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       That guy's great too. Al Franken's a great guy.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   They're literally developing geniuses…

   1. KMKurt Metzger15:00

      ass.

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      They're literally developing geniuses from the womb on purpose.

   3. KMKurt Metzger15:04

      Hey, hey, so are we. Real weird geniuses.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:06

      But here's the question: Why wouldn't you do that? If you found out that there was a thing that you could do to kids-

   5. KMKurt Metzger15:10

      That doctor mutilating the children?

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      No, no. Yeah.

   7. KMKurt Metzger15:12

      These kids have been mutilated.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:14

      Well, sure, but if it's something just so simple as it just elevates your intellect, if there's a gene expression that they can turn on or off and this thing that they can do when the child is in the womb can make the child 25% more intelligent...

   9. KMKurt Metzger15:27

      Right, but they're gonna be autistic.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Are you sure?

   11. KMKurt Metzger15:30

       Well, have you seen the telepathy tapes, which everyone tells me about?

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:32

       Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's not int-... Those are non-verbal people. Like-

   13. KMKurt Metzger15:36

       Well, you turn the crank as to whatever.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       You know, but how, how-

   15. KMKurt Metzger15:38

       It's the right blend of chemicals.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:40

       But how do we know? We don't know that these people are autistic. They might just be g- just genius and might not have a side effect.

   17. KMKurt Metzger15:45

       Wait, wait, wait, wait.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       Like, there are people that are geniuses.

   19. KMKurt Metzger15:47

       The Chinese ones or the ones-

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       The Chinese ones, where they manipulated the genes. The things is, like, there's, they're-

   21. KMKurt Metzger15:52

       Look, it's China. It's hard to tell now.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       There's a lot of geniuses that aren't, like, socially fucked up. They're just really smart people. So what, what is that? Like, what is... Why does some people have a nine-volt brain and other people have a fucking Tesla battery?

   23. KMKurt Metzger16:04

       Well, that's the quest, isn't it? That's why we have the Olym-... That's why we have a eugenics festival every four years.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:08

       Right. But why wouldn't you p-... Why wouldn't you encourage that kind of manipulation-

   25. KMKurt Metzger16:11

       Well, uh-

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:12

       ... in, in the womb?

   27. KMKurt Metzger16:12

       I guess because, well, these people that play God invariably end up being perverts with, like, weird-shaped dicks-

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:19

       (laughs)

   29. KMKurt Metzger16:19

       ... that they're taking it out on us, like your Epsteins and such. Yo, all these tech dudes, I want their dicks out, and I wanna see what kind of deformities they have before I let them be in charge of shit. (instrumental music plays) You got a weird dick?

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:30

       (laughs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      people. I just don't think that they should be in the same positions. If they were using their power to manipulate people and then something comes out about them that shows that-

   2. KMKurt Metzger30:08

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:09

      ... this is why they were doing it, that person shouldn't be allowed to continue doing it and we forgive them. They should find a new thing to do.

   4. KMKurt Metzger30:15

      Yeah, and I just think it's a good idea-

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:15

      Because they shouldn't be in control of the rest of the country's life.

   6. KMKurt Metzger30:20

      Dude, when those files come out, the JFK ones, 'cause, you know, what, how much is gonna come out? They don't li- The reason they overclassify, I think, is you don't need that much threads to pull to pull it apart, and much smarter people than me just do that all the time, and you can still find them. And so when these new files come out and s- You know, I'll, here's what I'll bet. It'll be a lot of s- shit to go through.... a lot.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:42

      Oh, yeah.

   8. KMKurt Metzger30:43

      Um, I always think of what, that thing you told me of the Judge Napolitano about if you saw what I saw you wouldn't release it either.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:49

      Yeah. Yeah.

   10. KMKurt Metzger30:50

       Now, I think I know what that means, but I don't obviously.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:53

       What do you think it means?

   12. KMKurt Metzger30:54

       Oh, I think it's Monarch, dude. I think it's part of Mo-... I hope it is. I hope they're gonna get that off their chest, that MKUltra never ended. I hope we're gonna get that off our chest. Because tha- all UFO shit is directly with that and I don't know which parts are the mind control shit and which parts are some kind of entity. So and it's on purpose that you're not supposed to connect it, but they're very connected. S-

   13. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       Well, I told you my friend Evan Hafers' theory about JFK.

   14. KMKurt Metzger31:20

       What is that?

   15. JRJoe Rogan31:21

       That when, um... So here's what happened. They don't clue JFK in on the Bay of Pigs until very late in the operation and air support is critical for the survivors of the guys on the ground.

   16. KMKurt Metzger31:32

       Oh, Cubans. Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:34

       So he pull-... Not the Cubans. Americans.

   18. KMKurt Metzger31:36

       Oh.

   19. JRJoe Rogan31:36

       American special ops guys. So they send in the fucking most ultra-violent, best killers we have, but they have to have air support. Well, he pulls, JFK pulls air support, and those guys get fucked, and a lot of guys died that shouldn't have died. So those guys come back and they are fucking furious and those are the type of people that you would hire to kill people.

   20. KMKurt Metzger31:55

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:55

       Because they kill people already. So if you've got those guys and you've got this president that the entire Special Forces division that went onto that island wants dead.

   22. KMKurt Metzger32:05

       Mm-hmm.

   23. JRJoe Rogan32:05

       So you have thousands or I don't know how many people deployed in that-

   24. KMKurt Metzger32:08

       Mm-hmm.

   25. JRJoe Rogan32:09

       ... particular operation, but you've got, let's say you've got a thousand hardcore killers that want this president dead because their buddies got blown up unnecessarily.

   26. KMKurt Metzger32:18

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan32:19

       Totally makes sense.

   28. KMKurt Metzger32:20

       Yeah. Um, I have a question 'cause, uh, they are killers. Um, how come they tried to kill Fidel Castro 600 fucking times which is kind of high, didn't get that done, only tried to kill Kennedy once, got that done?

   29. JRJoe Rogan32:33

       Well, Kennedy was in a fucking convertible in Dallas and Fidel Castro was well-aware-

   30. KMKurt Metzger32:37

       It's easier-
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Don't do your own…

   1. KMKurt Metzger45:00

      we go... Don't worry, we changed it in the dictionary." They did do that. Uh, and by the way, don't... "Do your own research," I'm never letting that go. I read that in Forbes, "You must never-"

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      Don't do your own research.

   3. KMKurt Metzger45:11

      ... n- "You must never do your own research." "Can, ooh, can I finish this, uh, issue of Forbes at least? Do I have to put it down right now?" Wh- Why would you say that?

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:21

      Well, what's crazy about them saying that is all the things they were saying that were conspiracy theories, 'cause this is all in regards... The "do your own research" stuff was all in regards to COVID-19. All the things-

   5. KMKurt Metzger45:33

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:33

      ... that people were saying, that they were calling a conspiracy theory, turned out to be true.

   7. KMKurt Metzger45:37

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:37

      Every single one of them, but yet no correction. But yet they still wanna be the people that give you the news.

   9. KMKurt Metzger45:43

      Hey, you know where the term tinfoil hat came from, right?

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       I don't remember.

   11. KMKurt Metzger45:47

       Okay. Ctrl-Alt-History. I can't recommend this channel enough. Lot of, like, recent history, but tinfoil hat, a guy named Leonard Kiles, K-I-L-E-S. He had patents on, uh, like, Polaroid camera shit, okay? He was a smart guy. He thought his girlfriend was cheating on him and he would fly into rages and was seeing a therapist. Bad luck for him this therapist was a CIA guy. Yeah, Delgado.

   12. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       (laughs)

   13. KMKurt Metzger46:10

       Those old things with the bull where it doesn't charge because they're putting... It's a chip. You know, the brain chip has been invented a long time ag- ago. So, they put this in this guy's head without telling him, a brain chip, and then, uh, it- it turned him into... I- I mean, it just fucked him up, okay? And he ended up in a booby hatch and the pain from... You know, 'cause microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip. So the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his... 'Cause he's smart. He knew science things and what they were using even though he was in pain. And then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head. And that's... So we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up. And now we say it as a joke. Do you see how magic works? Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan46:55

       What was the- the implant they put in on him?

   15. KMKurt Metzger46:58

       Uh, what was it called? The one they made in the '90s was called SoulCatcher, which is ominous.

   16. JRJoe Rogan47:03

       Jesus Christ.

   17. KMKurt Metzger47:04

       Yeah, SoulCatcher.

   18. JRJoe Rogan47:05

       That's what they called it?

   19. KMKurt Metzger47:05

       I sent you that. That was on, uh, CNET. I- I texted it to you, dude.

   20. JRJoe Rogan47:08

       (laughs)

   21. KMKurt Metzger47:09

       It's, uh, British Telecom.

   22. JRJoe Rogan47:10

       It probably got lost in that fucking scroll that you texted me.

   23. KMKurt Metzger47:12

       Yo, hey, if you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do their thing no more. They did it. That... Why do you think people go, "Hey, what is this woke mind virus?" Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus, a thing a guy made.

   24. JRJoe Rogan47:26

       (laughs)

   25. KMKurt Metzger47:27

       Why would you even work on something like that unless you were gonna deploy it? L- the CIA verifies, oh, they did think it was a leak. Well, guess what? It wasn't a leak. I bet you it was on... Well, and I think it was on purpose, 'cause I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.

   26. JRJoe Rogan47:41

       But why are you doing this gain-of-function research if you're not trying to find a cure? 'Cause they clearly didn't have a cure.

   27. KMKurt Metzger47:47

       A cure for a disease that doesn't exist yet? That's suspicious. Hey-

   28. JRJoe Rogan47:51

       (laughs)

   29. KMKurt Metzger47:51

       ... how come all the new viruses that come out, the explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research, 'cause that's how science works obviously, n- by not doing research, uh, they all come 'cause some guy fucked an animal? All of 'em?

   30. JRJoe Rogan48:06

       (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:07:32

   (laughs) …

   1. KMKurt Metzger1:00:00

      you guys are all gay now. I don't want you breeding. There's too many people. You're all gay now."

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:03

      (laughs)

   3. KMKurt Metzger1:00:03

      "Oh, I am. I am." Yeah, you're a different sex. Imagine how great that is to have, what do they call it? What was the term from the program? Bio... Programmable bio-robotoids, I think is what Kissinger called them. Yeah, that's all the MKUltra shit.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

      What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

   5. KMKurt Metzger1:00:18

      Yo, you could-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

      That's what he called, that's what he called people that were under the spell of MKUltra?

   7. KMKurt Metzger1:00:21

      Ro- something like bio-robotoids. A robot means laborer.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

      Right.

   9. KMKurt Metzger1:00:25

      It's just a way to get slavery. It's just a way to get back to slave, good old slavery, which never left.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       Well, the, the experiments that they did with, uh, drugs on people, uh, and... Like, that's literally what created Ted Kaczynski. And do you remember the one-

   11. KMKurt Metzger1:00:38

       I'm sure they stopped.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       ... where they did it in St. Louis?

   13. KMKurt Metzger1:00:40

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       I think they sprayed it out-

   15. KMKurt Metzger1:00:42

       Yeah, the cobalt.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       ... off the top of a building.

   17. KMKurt Metzger1:00:43

       Yeah. They didn't even use the chemtrail. They did it off the top of the building onto black kids in a building, just to see.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:48

       But wasn't it LSD?

   19. KMKurt Metzger1:00:50

       No, that's San Francisco. This was cobalt-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:52

       But wait a minute.

   21. KMKurt Metzger1:00:53

       I don't, I don't remember. It's cobalt something. It's radioactive.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       Oh, that's right. It was to judge whether or not they would be poisoned and what level of poisoning-

   23. KMKurt Metzger1:01:01

       (laughs) I wonder if that was po-

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       ... they could survive.

   25. KMKurt Metzger1:01:03

       Wait. Well, it sounds Nazi-ish, don't it?

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:04

       Super.

   27. KMKurt Metzger1:01:05

       I wonder if Dr. Green was involved. You know who Dr. Green is, right?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Oh, Jesus.

   29. KMKurt Metzger1:01:08

       Mengele.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Oh, let's... One step at a time.

Episode duration: 2:48:26