Joe Rogan Experience #2265 - Kurt Metzger

1. 0:00 – 1:38

   SNL’s “Cosby Kids” sketch and how comedy ages over time

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   2. KMKurt Metzger0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   3. NANarrator0:11

      (instrumental music)

   4. KMKurt Metzger0:13

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      Okay.

   6. KMKurt Metzger0:15

      This- (laughs) It's got-

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Meet the Cosby Kids. Oh my God-

   8. KMKurt Metzger0:21

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      ... look at the s- the thing says, "Meet the Cosby Kids."

   10. KMKurt Metzger0:26

       Who wrote this sketch? (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       I don't know, but what's funny is that back then that was ridiculous.

   12. KMKurt Metzger0:33

       Yes. A, I mean Phil Hartman's gone but, uh, all the rest of yous, thanks for speaking up. Uh, (laughs) hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Right.

   14. KMKurt Metzger0:42

       I hear- how come I just heard of this now?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       How come I just heard of this now?

   16. KMKurt Metzger0:45

       Boy, SNL was funny.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       Oh, SNL was great-

   18. KMKurt Metzger0:48

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       ... when Phil Hartman was on it. The early days of SNL were amazing.

   20. KMKurt Metzger0:52

       Yo, was Al Franken working there when they did that?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       I don't know.

   22. KMKurt Metzger0:54

       'Cause I would think Senator Franken would've said something.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       Oh, he's not a senator anymore. He got caught hugging a girl.

   24. KMKurt Metzger1:00

       Yeah, I would think after he got screwed over like that-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       (laughs)

   26. KMKurt Metzger1:02

       ... you wouldn't still do Blue MAGA, but I guess you would.

   27. NANarrator1:04

       (instrumental music)

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       Ah, he's just locked, locked in, you know?

   29. KMKurt Metzger1:08

       Hey man, I-

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:09

       That guy's great too. Al Franken's a great guy.
2. 1:38 – 2:32

   ‘Predictions’ aren’t psychic: elite networks, universities, and power osmosis

   1. KMKurt Metzger1:38

      Well, you know, John Money, I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I seen on s-

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:43

      I bet they didn't. I bet they just did it-

   3. KMKurt Metzger1:45

      Ah, that's a bunch of lampoon-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:46

      ... just-

   5. KMKurt Metzger1:46

      ... Harvard people, right?

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:48

      Right.

   7. KMKurt Metzger1:49

      So, you know, they go, "Oh, The Simpsons, oh they predict the future." No, they (sighs) you're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. Like, you're just gonna osmosis up their fucking plans. It ain't psychic. (laughs) Like-

   8. JRJoe Rogan2:00

      Yeah, but they don't, like, broadcast their plans to students, undergrad students.

   9. KMKurt Metzger2:04

      Yeah, they do. Why do you think we got-

   10. JRJoe Rogan2:05

       What do you mean?

   11. KMKurt Metzger2:05

       What do you think a Rhodes Scholar is? That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I b- I believe you had meaningful eye contact with. (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan2:17

       (laughs) What do you mean by broadcaster plans?

   13. KMKurt Metzger2:21

       Um, the, the plans have never been se- you know, like, we're, uh-

   14. JRJoe Rogan2:24

       Yeah, but the plans were never in the '90s or the '80s. The, the plans were never turn boys into girls.

   15. KMKurt Metzger2:30

       Well, uh-

   16. JRJoe Rogan2:31

       This was not at all-

3. 2:32 – 5:17

   Ancient precedents: Cybele, eunuch priests, and Rome’s extreme rituals

   1. KMKurt Metzger2:32

      Not in your department, but, I mean, you know how far back this should go? You know, you, you know in Rome, the Galleys of Cybele? You know what that is?

   2. JRJoe Rogan2:39

      No.

   3. KMKurt Metzger2:39

      When they were losing to Hannibal and they... The Priestess of Cybele? It's like C-Y- E-Y-B-E-L-E. It's, looks like Sibley but it's Cybele.

   4. JRJoe Rogan2:48

      Okay.

   5. KMKurt Metzger2:49

      And, uh, what, and the, and the myth behind it is insane. Like the myth story is this one god that was too horny that had both sets of organs.

   6. JRJoe Rogan2:56

      (laughs)

   7. KMKurt Metzger2:56

      So they trick him. I love, I love, like, they trick him with wine and he, they tie his dick to the ground and he-

   8. JRJoe Rogan3:03

      (laughs)

   9. KMKurt Metzger3:04

      Come on, this somebody went to church on Sunday-

   10. JRJoe Rogan3:06

       (laughs)

   11. KMKurt Metzger3:06

       ... somebody went to a church and learned this.

   12. JRJoe Rogan3:08

       Tie his dick to the ground like how they do a bull? Like through the nose?

   13. KMKurt Metzger3:10

       Yeah, then he ju-

   14. JRJoe Rogan3:11

       (laughs)

   15. KMKurt Metzger3:11

       Yes. Yes. Yes, exactly.

   16. JRJoe Rogan3:13

       (laughs)

   17. KMKurt Metzger3:13

       And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off.

   18. JRJoe Rogan3:15

       Oh, Jesus.

   19. KMKurt Metzger3:16

       I am, I'm d- and, um, and then, so he be- he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew. And, and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter 'cause his dickless uncle... He still has a pussy, the uncle.

   20. JRJoe Rogan3:27

       (laughs)

   21. KMKurt Metzger3:28

       But these gods sure sound like just LA people.

   22. JRJoe Rogan3:31

       (laughs)

   23. KMKurt Metzger3:33

       (laughs) Why don't the gods just sound like LA people?

   24. JRJoe Rogan3:36

       This is it.

   25. KMKurt Metzger3:36

       Okay. So my favorite-

   26. JRJoe Rogan3:38

       Cybele?

   27. KMKurt Metzger3:39

       Yeah, the eunuch priest. So my favorite writing about it is, like, in, they, uh, when they celebrate, uh, Cybele, and then the s- the, the legend or the myth has more of, like, this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous ripped off dick guy.

   28. JRJoe Rogan3:52

       (laughs)

   29. KMKurt Metzger3:53

       And, and the women cut off their own breasts-

   30. JRJoe Rogan3:55

       Oh.
4. 5:17 – 7:33

   Meme coins and political branding: Trump coin, gambling logic, and pump-and-dump incentives

   1. KMKurt Metzger5:17

      You absorb your... Dude, it is like middle-aged men, you know. By the way, uh, I'm heavily invested in Hawk Tuah Coin.

   2. JRJoe Rogan5:24

      (laughs)

   3. KMKurt Metzger5:26

      Let me talk about these idiots then.

   4. JRJoe Rogan5:27

      We, we should talk about that because I want to know what is, what, what is going on with the MAGA coin. Here's the thing that we were talking about last night.

   5. KMKurt Metzger5:35

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan5:35

      The MAGA coin was worth 36 billion dollars.

   7. KMKurt Metzger5:38

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan5:39

      So here- Trump coin. It's not the MAGA coin? No, it's the Trump coin. Just Trump. Okay, Trump coin. So the Trump coin, I'm calling it the MAGA coin, sorry. The Trump coin's worth 36 billion dollars. What that means is 36,000 people-

   9. KMKurt Metzger5:54

      Mm-hmm.

   10. JRJoe Rogan5:57

       ... put a million dollars in.

   11. KMKurt Metzger5:59

       Mm-hmm.

   12. JRJoe Rogan5:59

       That doesn't make sense. So that's 36,000 million. That's what 36 billion is.

   13. KMKurt Metzger6:06

       ... I, I believe you.

   14. JRJoe Rogan6:07

       Right?

   15. KMKurt Metzger6:07

       I'm not good at math.

   16. JRJoe Rogan6:07

       Isn't that right? That's right.

   17. KMKurt Metzger6:09

       That's why. I know Hawk Tuah is going to the moon.

   18. JRJoe Rogan6:10

       That sounds insane.

   19. KMKurt Metzger6:12

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan6:12

       That you could get 36,000 people willing-

   21. KMKurt Metzger6:15

       Yeah, right.

   22. JRJoe Rogan6:15

       Let's say it's way more people, way less money they contribute. It still seems insane if you're using real money.

   23. KMKurt Metzger6:22

       You never been to a casino or something?

   24. JRJoe Rogan6:23

       I, but that, that's the point. We talked about this.

   25. KMKurt Metzger6:25

       Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan6:25

       You and I talked about this. It is essentially gambling. Yeah. It's degenerate gamblers is how the people that make the coins talk about the people. Right. But the argument is that Trump is ripping off his fans with this Trump coin. But my question is-

   27. KMKurt Metzger6:36

       Maybe-

   28. JRJoe Rogan6:36

       ... like how, how is he ripping off his fans? It's basically like DraftKings. (laughs) Like, what are you doing?

   29. KMKurt Metzger6:44

       So, so it's a casino and the thing is-

   30. JRJoe Rogan6:46

       Right.
5. 7:33 – 10:38

   Advertising break + continuing coin talk: holders, charts, and who actually profits

   1. JRJoe Rogan7:33

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   2. KMKurt Metzger8:47

      Uh, it's, I feel-

   3. JRJoe Rogan8:48

      That's gotta be worth bank some day.

   4. KMKurt Metzger8:49

      I feel like to promote Hawk Tuah coin, uh, it's worth it. You gotta spend money to make money, Joe.

   5. JRJoe Rogan8:54

      (laughs)

   6. KMKurt Metzger8:55

      Hawk Tuah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan8:56

      (laughs)

   8. KMKurt Metzger8:56

      Are you familiar with Hawk Tuah? I think it's a surfboard company.

   9. JRJoe Rogan8:58

      (laughs) So here's the question. What's the problem with having a coin? Because there's a bunch of those coins. And the thing is like, it's unbefitting of a president. I get that argument. That makes sense. You know, he's, he shouldn't do that. You're, you, you should be really concentrating on running the company. You shouldn't have some obvious like money grab. I get that.

   10. KMKurt Metzger9:15

       What about being completely senile? Is that unbecoming? (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan9:19

       Yeah, that was- should have been unbecoming.

   12. KMKurt Metzger9:20

       Yo, shut up about unbecoming from now on.

   13. GAGuest's in-studio assistant9:23

       This is, this is the chart for Trump coin right now. But a lot of that comes from, it shows like the top 10 holders of the coin.

   14. JRJoe Rogan9:28

       Uh-huh.

   15. GAGuest's in-studio assistant9:29

       The number one would be the wallet who started it. And I guess we'll assume that's his.

   16. JRJoe Rogan9:31

       Okay, so that's his. So he owns 80%. So here's the thing. If they don't sell, if the person who owns the coin, say if you made a Metzger coin and the Metzger coin-

   17. KMKurt Metzger9:42

       Yeah, I did.

   18. JRJoe Rogan9:43

       ... was worth $36 billion. Congratulations by the way.

   19. KMKurt Metzger9:45

       And it is-

   20. JRJoe Rogan9:46

       You are so rich.

   21. KMKurt Metzger9:46

       I, I valued it at that. (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan9:47

       By the way, here's the-

   23. GAGuest's in-studio assistant9:48

       It's also now only at five billion.

   24. JRJoe Rogan9:50

       Oh, whoa.

   25. GAGuest's in-studio assistant9:51

       So I mean, when it goes down-

   26. JRJoe Rogan9:52

       It dropped from 36 to five?

   27. GAGuest's in-studio assistant9:54

       Yes.

   28. JRJoe Rogan9:54

       That's not good.

   29. GAGuest's in-studio assistant9:55

       It was, when they were saying it was at, uh, 30, whatever, the highest was, the coin was worth 72 or $73 a coin. It's now down to, to 25, 26.

   30. JRJoe Rogan10:04

       Should you sell? How much do you have in it?
6. 10:38 – 12:45

   Campaign money as a ‘human pump-and-dump’: Kamala spending, fundraising pressure, and emotional leverage issues

   1. KMKurt Metzger10:38

      Dude, I told you, I think that's what Kamala was because they all knew she wouldn't win. And they, they ran a great campaign. They keep saying that hypnotic phrase is it, well, great in that they knew she wouldn't win. They all didn't like her and they all cashed in. They go, "Okay."

   2. JRJoe Rogan10:50

      They did cash in. They didn't just cash in.

   3. KMKurt Metzger10:52

      Yeah.

   4. JRJoe Rogan10:52

      But a lot of those special interest groups cashed in.

   5. KMKurt Metzger10:54

      She's a human Hawk Tuah pump and dump.

   6. JRJoe Rogan10:56

      Right.

   7. KMKurt Metzger10:56

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan10:56

      Because, uh, what was the final tally for the amount of money they spent? At first they were saying it was $1 billion.

   9. KMKurt Metzger11:02

      $1 billion.

   10. JRJoe Rogan11:02

       But it's more. I think now they've got it at 1.5 billion.

   11. GAGuest's in-studio assistant11:07

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan11:08

       Yeah.

   13. KMKurt Metzger11:09

       It's like the Tim and Eric billion dollar movie. And I'll bet Tim and Eric voted for it.

   14. JRJoe Rogan11:13

       (laughs)

   15. GAGuest's in-studio assistant11:14

       (laughs)

   16. KMKurt Metzger11:14

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan11:14

       They definitely voted for it.

   18. KMKurt Metzger11:15

       Smart.

   19. JRJoe Rogan11:16

       It's important when you're in Hollywood to vote right.

   20. KMKurt Metzger11:19

       Uh-

   21. JRJoe Rogan11:19

       If you wanna get ahead in your career, you have to vote right. You have to vote correctly.

   22. KMKurt Metzger11:21

       Well, if you really want to get ahead, you should do something f- dirty on tape with another scummy motherfucker that you can hold over each other. You know, it's how our government works.

   23. JRJoe Rogan11:30

       Wow. That's what I heard.

   24. KMKurt Metzger11:30

       America's national bird should be gay Black male.

   25. JRJoe Rogan11:35

       (laughs)

   26. GAGuest's in-studio assistant11:36

       (laughs)

   27. KMKurt Metzger11:37

       Okay. Do you know what the eye in the pyramid is? It's somebody peeping through a hole and watching you-

   28. JRJoe Rogan11:42

       There it is. How Kamala Harris burned through 1.5 billion in 15 weeks.

   29. KMKurt Metzger11:47

       So they, they, so she's the Hawk Tuah of this. They're dumping it all on her, even though it was probably Howie Mandel's son-in-law that did it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan11:53

       She's pressed for more cash since the election, which is crazy. She's asking for cash still.
7. 12:45 – 16:41

   Programming, autism, and gene-editing anxieties: from flight anecdotes to China’s embryo experiments

   1. KMKurt Metzger12:45

      Dude, remember Temple... Uh, uh, you know who Temple Grandin is, right?

   2. JRJoe Rogan12:48

      No.

   3. KMKurt Metzger12:49

      The autistic lady that helped them cattle ranchers, and she's an engineer, and was a real TED Talk circuit kind of person?

   4. JRJoe Rogan12:55

      Oh, I kind of vaguely remember now. Tell me again.

   5. KMKurt Metzger12:57

      Uh, 20 years ago, my friend was there. He goes, "Yeah, and she realized..." Because she could kind of think like a cow because they... Like, they'd be spooked by shadows and stuff, and so she understood stuff about them. And, and I was like, "Oh, that's interesting, and very smart, an engineer."

   6. JRJoe Rogan13:10

      Right, right.

   7. KMKurt Metzger13:10

      "Boy, what a useful citizen." Think of these useful citizens we have now, that they're really technically minded and really focused on that. They compart-... They self-compartmentalize almost.

   8. JRJoe Rogan13:21

      Yeah.

   9. KMKurt Metzger13:21

      And you can program whatever sexuality. Be like, "You're a woman." Like, "Oh yeah, I am." You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.

   10. JRJoe Rogan13:27

       And the more vaccines you get them, the more easy they are to program. (laughs)

   11. KMKurt Metzger13:29

       Dude, my... We... Oh, last time I was here. Ye-... Oh, yes.

   12. JRJoe Rogan13:33

       (laughs) You tense up.

   13. KMKurt Metzger13:34

       The, the last time I was here, I'm meeting my girl Flu, and so the... I'm... I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't wanna be awake for any part of the flight, okay? And, uh, my girl's sitting next to this other girl who she thought was a kid at first, but is probably a 30-year-old woman. So she was like... Uh, she must have been from the Pacific Nor- Northwest. She's vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask, COVID mask, okay? Bright colors.

   14. JRJoe Rogan13:56

       Okay.

   15. KMKurt Metzger13:56

       Okay? She sits down, and, and I'm, I'm passing out. I go look s-... And the, and the girl's, you know, getting the cookies they bring you. And she has a bo- a box with little Pikachu on. She sits it on the, the tray and eats cookies w- like, with it, okay?

   16. JRJoe Rogan14:10

       Mm-hmm.

   17. KMKurt Metzger14:10

       And then, and then gen-... Like, I fell asleep. And she woke up laughing, because the girl's got an iPad, and she's laughing her ass off at, uh, Clifford the Big Red Dog, okay?

   18. JRJoe Rogan14:19

       And it's, like, a 30-year-old woman?

   19. KMKurt Metzger14:21

       Yeah. And I go, "Just so you know, sweetie, that chick will make more money than you ever have in your life."

   20. JRJoe Rogan14:26

       (laughs)

   21. KMKurt Metzger14:26

       That's the new future. So I, I... When you told me that China thing, that they were doing some weird intelligence-raising experiment. What'd you tell me about?

   22. JRJoe Rogan14:34

       Yes. Yeah, they did a... Well, they said that they were trying to take these babies and make them immune to HIV, but what they were really doing was making their propensity for intelligence much higher.

   23. KMKurt Metzger14:46

       So you think... See, I, yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan14:48

       And then the guy, the guy got arrested for doing it and went to jail-

   25. KMKurt Metzger14:50

       Mm-hmm, yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan14:50

       ... and then he got out. But he was like this... Like, which obviously they wanted him to do it. Like, the whole thing is, like, escapism.

   27. KMKurt Metzger14:54

       Yeah. Well, you gotta compete or America's gonna hand you your ass.

   28. JRJoe Rogan14:56

       Yeah.

   29. KMKurt Metzger14:56

       I'm sure they got the same story here, here.

   30. JRJoe Rogan14:58

       But they're f-
8. 16:41 – 19:40

   Speechwriting ‘puppetry’ clip: the eerie aide behind the congresswoman

   1. JRJoe Rogan16:41

      Do you remember (laughs) , do you remember, I think her name was St-... Is it Stacey Plaskett, whoever it was?

   2. KMKurt Metzger16:47

      Yeah, yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan16:47

      And then she has this woman behind her that's like this-

   4. KMKurt Metzger16:49

      Oh.

   5. JRJoe Rogan16:49

      ... super autistic lady that's mouthing every word.

   6. KMKurt Metzger16:52

      Yeah, she's like... And I know that-

   7. JRJoe Rogan16:53

      I mean, I, uh, like, looks au-... I shouldn't say she is.

   8. KMKurt Metzger16:56

      Okay.

   9. JRJoe Rogan16:56

      I don't know if she is. Maybe she's just a very-

   10. KMKurt Metzger16:58

       She wrote the speech.

   11. JRJoe Rogan16:59

       ... enthusiastic young lady-

   12. KMKurt Metzger16:59

       She wrote the words.

   13. JRJoe Rogan17:00

       ... that has, like, very bizarre behavior patterns.

   14. KMKurt Metzger17:02

       I know exactly what it is because-

   15. JRJoe Rogan17:03

       Yeah, she wrote the words.

   16. KMKurt Metzger17:04

       ... I talk to myself like a crazy person, okay?

   17. JRJoe Rogan17:06

       Mm-hmm.

   18. KMKurt Metzger17:06

       I have for my whole life, I'll just say. Just that look on that chick-

   19. JRJoe Rogan17:10

       Mm-hmm.

   20. KMKurt Metzger17:10

       ... that looks like me if I... I'm not even alone. I just am thinking about a thing I'm like...

   21. JRJoe Rogan17:13

       Right, but the fact with... This girl's on air, and her eyes are-

   22. KMKurt Metzger17:15

       She wrote the speech.

   23. JRJoe Rogan17:16

       Right, but her eyes-

   24. KMKurt Metzger17:17

       She wrote it.

   25. JRJoe Rogan17:17

       ... are wide.

   26. KMKurt Metzger17:18

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan17:18

       And she's... She looks like an alien.

   28. KMKurt Metzger17:19

       She's mouthing the words of her play.

   29. JRJoe Rogan17:21

       Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

   30. KMKurt Metzger17:21

       She's a playwright, and she's-
9. 19:40 – 24:58

   From FUD to firearms slang: how internet jargon mutates across subcultures

   1. JRJoe Rogan19:40

      (laughs) Do you know where FUD comes from?

   2. KMKurt Metzger19:42

      I, they, I don't know, why-

   3. JRJoe Rogan19:44

      Elmer Fudd.

   4. KMKurt Metzger19:44

      Oh.

   5. JRJoe Rogan19:44

      And do you know what the reference is from?

   6. KMKurt Metzger19:46

      No.

   7. JRJoe Rogan19:46

      Hunting rifles. So, uh, hunters and, uh, uh, firearms enthusiasts, like Second Amendment people like my friend, uh, Kolyan Noir. Like, people who, like, make YouTube videos on ARs and that kind of shit.

   8. KMKurt Metzger19:59

      It's not Colin?

   9. JRJoe Rogan20:00

      Well, Collins is his real name. Kolyan Noir is his online name. His real name's Collins.

   10. KMKurt Metzger20:05

       Oh, you... I've been saying Colin.

   11. JRJoe Rogan20:06

       Collins is his actual name.

   12. KMKurt Metzger20:08

       Oh.

   13. JRJoe Rogan20:08

       Doesn't matter.

   14. KMKurt Metzger20:08

       Okay.

   15. JRJoe Rogan20:09

       Uh, my point is, super firearms enthusiasts that kind of go to, like, the SHOT Show in Vegas and check out all the latest-

   16. KMKurt Metzger20:16

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan20:16

       ... fucking red dots, they think of hunters that use, like, bolt action rifles-

   18. KMKurt Metzger20:23

       Mm-hmm.

   19. JRJoe Rogan20:23

       ... as FUDs. You're an Elmer Fudd. You're-

   20. KMKurt Metzger20:25

       All right.

   21. JRJoe Rogan20:25

       ... a dopey old hunter. Like, you have a, you have an antiquated view of firearms.

   22. NANarrator20:31

       I think this is different though, right?

   23. JRJoe Rogan20:32

       Oh, fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

   24. KMKurt Metzger20:33

       Yeah, it stands for something.

   25. JRJoe Rogan20:34

       Manipulative propaganda tactic used in sales mark... I don't think that's what you're saying, though. You're talking about FUDS like dorks.

   26. KMKurt Metzger20:39

       I was talking about this.

   27. JRJoe Rogan20:40

       Oh.

   28. KMKurt Metzger20:40

       'Cause you don't take the Hawk Tua sc-

   29. JRJoe Rogan20:42

       You said, "I'm a FUD," though.

   30. KMKurt Metzger20:43

       Yeah, FUD, F-U-D. But it's got-
10. 24:58 – 34:59

    Blackmail, deep state, and JFK files: why secrets persist (and what might be inside)

    1. KMKurt Metzger24:58

       Um, Trump's friend that, that notorious lawyer. Roy Cohn.

    2. NANarrator25:01

       Okay.

    3. KMKurt Metzger25:02

       Roy Cohn.

    4. JRJoe Rogan25:03

       I don't know who he is.

    5. KMKurt Metzger25:04

       You've never heard of Roy Cohn yesterday?

    6. JRJoe Rogan25:05

       I've heard the name, but I don't know who he is. Like, if you ask me, like, "What does Roy Cohn do?"

    7. KMKurt Metzger25:08

       Okay. So-

    8. JRJoe Rogan25:09

       ... I wouldn't be able to tell you.

    9. KMKurt Metzger25:09

       ... my guess is Roy Cohn told Trump where all the bodies are buried. And, and I really got put onto this by Dark Journalist, I'm telling you, the guy's great. Uh, uh, Daniel List, his name is, 'cause he's- he just, just the facts. He just gets the facts.

    10. JRJoe Rogan25:22

        Just the facts, ma'am.

    11. KMKurt Metzger25:23

        Yeah. And so Roy Cohn, that whole, the whole network that the whole pyramid scheme works on, which is blackmail, okay? Roy Cohn's part of that. And Trump, you'll notice, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs. You know about who he sle- Yeah, this guy. So you know who Trump slept with alread- Like, I don't care that he paid that chick to shut up. Oh, why would you even try to prosecute for that, like I give a shit?

    12. JRJoe Rogan25:41

        (laughs)

    13. KMKurt Metzger25:41

        You know this shit, all these other mother f- You know, the-

    14. JRJoe Rogan25:43

        How creepy does he look?

    15. KMKurt Metzger25:44

        He wa- Okay, he was a creep, but-

    16. JRJoe Rogan25:46

        He looks creepy.

    17. KMKurt Metzger25:47

        He to- He, so Trump was going in. They wanted Trump to run 'cause then you'd have to vote Hillary. You remember this, the, the story.

    18. JRJoe Rogan25:54

        Right, right.

    19. KMKurt Metzger25:55

        Okay? And then Trump won, and it's like, uh, you know, in Pulp Fiction when, when, uh, Bruce Willis wins and he shouldn't have. (laughs)

    20. JRJoe Rogan26:01

        Right, right. (clears throat)

    21. KMKurt Metzger26:02

        And, uh, because you can't have a guy that you don't have blackmail on.

    22. JRJoe Rogan26:05

        Right.

    23. KMKurt Metzger26:05

        I think the president, if the president doesn't have the highest security clearance, and he doesn't. The president does not. He's supposed to, I thought, but he doesn't. And the excuse is, "Well, he's only there 48 years." Right?

    24. JRJoe Rogan26:16

        Right.

    25. KMKurt Metzger26:17

        So already now you've told me there's a deep state with that. Just with that.

    26. JRJoe Rogan26:20

        Right, right, right.

    27. KMKurt Metzger26:21

        And now you're telling me that the president has not meant anything for quite some time because I d- So there's secrets we don't get to know or vote for, and that's just how it is. And I, you saw Men in Black, just trust 'em.

    28. JRJoe Rogan26:32

        Listen-

    29. KMKurt Metzger26:32

        They got Will Smith on the team.

    30. JRJoe Rogan26:33

        Hey, hey, I don't like the way you're talking.
11. 34:59 – 45:43

    Public school as social engineering: Prussian roots, Joe’s nun story, and early separation

    1. KMKurt Metzger34:59

       Okay? Our whole public school system is based on how hard it is to get people to pull the trigger. The Prussian system, right? That Prussian emperor invented our schooling 'cause 70% of his soldiers were m-... You know they tell you those rifles weren't accurate?

    2. JRJoe Rogan35:11

       They were missing on purpose. Yeah. They didn't wanna kill people.

    3. KMKurt Metzger35:13

       So what the hell? Oh, they, they were growing up in loving families and, and we gotta fix that shit. Right? So here's the-

    4. JRJoe Rogan35:19

       So separate them earlier.

    5. KMKurt Metzger35:21

       Yeah.

    6. JRJoe Rogan35:21

       From their parents, yeah.

    7. KMKurt Metzger35:22

       Before you get that-

    8. JRJoe Rogan35:23

       The programming.

    9. KMKurt Metzger35:23

       ... brainwave that tells you reality. Okay? And then b- do you remember when suddenly pre-K, you know, outcomes of people who went to pre-K are better.

    10. JRJoe Rogan35:31

        Yeah.

    11. KMKurt Metzger35:32

        Why? 'Cause you separated them from mommy earlier?

    12. JRJoe Rogan35:34

        Exactly.

    13. KMKurt Metzger35:35

        Yeah.

    14. JRJoe Rogan35:35

        Do you know what happened with me?

    15. KMKurt Metzger35:36

        What?

    16. JRJoe Rogan35:37

        Did I tell you? I, um, I think one of the things that led me to questioning everything my whole life was that when I wa-... I didn't go to kindergarten. Um, you know.

    17. KMKurt Metzger35:44

        Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

    18. JRJoe Rogan35:45

        So I went to first grade. First grade was the first time I went to school.

    19. KMKurt Metzger35:47

        Yeah.

    20. JRJoe Rogan35:48

        So I was with my family, this loving Italian family, you know, nice-

    21. KMKurt Metzger35:52

        Catholic school?

    22. JRJoe Rogan35:52

        ... nice home. Catholic school.

    23. KMKurt Metzger35:53

        Mm-hmm.

    24. JRJoe Rogan35:53

        First grade. And then all of a sudden I'm being controlled by this nun who was a fucking ruthless cunt.

    25. KMKurt Metzger35:59

        Mm-hmm.

    26. JRJoe Rogan35:59

        It was the first time I'd ever been around a mean person.

    27. KMKurt Metzger36:02

        Right.

    28. JRJoe Rogan36:02

        Like, I didn't have, like, mean people to me in my life and this lady-

    29. KMKurt Metzger36:06

        Yeah.

    30. JRJoe Rogan36:06

        ... was just fucking openly vicious. She said she was gonna make me sit on a nail in the closet because-
12. 45:43 – 1:12:25

    CIA propaganda, ‘tinfoil hat’ origins, and documented domestic experiments (St. Louis + Sea-Spray)

    1. KMKurt Metzger45:43

       Hey, you know where the term tinfoil hat came from, right?

    2. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       I don't remember.

    3. KMKurt Metzger45:47

       Okay. Ctrl-Alt-History. I can't recommend this channel enough. Lot of, like, recent history, but tinfoil hat, a guy named Leonard Kiles, K-I-L-E-S. He had patents on, uh, like, Polaroid camera shit, okay? He was a smart guy. He thought his girlfriend was cheating on him and he would fly into rages and was seeing a therapist. Bad luck for him this therapist was a CIA guy. Yeah, Delgado.

    4. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       (laughs)

    5. KMKurt Metzger46:10

       Those old things with the bull where it doesn't charge because they're putting... It's a chip. You know, the brain chip has been invented a long time ag- ago. So, they put this in this guy's head without telling him, a brain chip, and then, uh, it- it turned him into... I- I mean, it just fucked him up, okay? And he ended up in a booby hatch and the pain from... You know, 'cause microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip. So the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his... 'Cause he's smart. He knew science things and what they were using even though he was in pain. And then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head. And that's... So we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up. And now we say it as a joke. Do you see how magic works? Yeah.

    6. JRJoe Rogan46:55

       What was the- the implant they put in on him?

    7. KMKurt Metzger46:58

       Uh, what was it called? The one they made in the '90s was called SoulCatcher, which is ominous.

    8. JRJoe Rogan47:03

       Jesus Christ.

    9. KMKurt Metzger47:04

       Yeah, SoulCatcher.

    10. JRJoe Rogan47:05

        That's what they called it?

    11. KMKurt Metzger47:05

        I sent you that. That was on, uh, CNET. I- I texted it to you, dude.

    12. JRJoe Rogan47:08

        (laughs)

    13. KMKurt Metzger47:09

        It's, uh, British Telecom.

    14. JRJoe Rogan47:10

        It probably got lost in that fucking scroll that you texted me.

    15. KMKurt Metzger47:12

        Yo, hey, if you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do their thing no more. They did it. That... Why do you think people go, "Hey, what is this woke mind virus?" Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus, a thing a guy made.

    16. JRJoe Rogan47:26

        (laughs)

    17. KMKurt Metzger47:27

        Why would you even work on something like that unless you were gonna deploy it? L- the CIA verifies, oh, they did think it was a leak. Well, guess what? It wasn't a leak. I bet you it was on... Well, and I think it was on purpose, 'cause I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.

    18. JRJoe Rogan47:41

        But why are you doing this gain-of-function research if you're not trying to find a cure? 'Cause they clearly didn't have a cure.

    19. KMKurt Metzger47:47

        A cure for a disease that doesn't exist yet? That's suspicious. Hey-

    20. JRJoe Rogan47:51

        (laughs)

    21. KMKurt Metzger47:51

        ... how come all the new viruses that come out, the explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research, 'cause that's how science works obviously, n- by not doing research, uh, they all come 'cause some guy fucked an animal? All of 'em?

    22. JRJoe Rogan48:06

        (laughs)

    23. KMKurt Metzger48:08

        W- why do these freaks do this shit and then you get blamed? So they go, "So you create a virus in a lab. No, you probably ate dirty bat wings." "Oh, okay." Th- there's this pattern of these assholes do something and then it's blamed on... And it's in everything, the sci-fi. How many times I gotta see in a goddamn sci-fi movie with a, a, "Oh, because you humans with your war." Oh, yeah, I did that, motherfucker. Thanks, alien. Hey, thanks for picking me up and raping me. That's what they do, right? They probe you. You wouldn't call it that if Puerto Ricans did it.

    24. JRJoe Rogan48:41

        (laughs)

    25. KMKurt Metzger48:42

        Right? And then they tell you not to pollute.

    26. JRJoe Rogan48:44

        (laughs) Right.

    27. KMKurt Metzger48:45

        Don't pollute, and then they erase your memory so you have to pay for fucking hypnotherapy to remember not to pollute. W- what is the purpose of that? It's like a guilt trip for being alive. Hey, what's your carbon footprint, Joe? Do, do you measure your carbon footprint?

    28. JRJoe Rogan48:58

        Isn't it just a warning about the direction of the human race, which is-

    29. KMKurt Metzger49:01

        Oh, you know, we have a president-

    30. JRJoe Rogan49:02

        ... easy to see?

Episode duration: 2:48:26