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Joe Rogan Experience #2270 - Bridget Phetasy

Bridget Phetasy is a writer and stand-up comedian. She hosts the show “Dumpster Fire" and also the podcast “Walk-Ins Welcome.” http://www.phetasy.com

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    (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. JR

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. NA

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

    4. BP

      You're a whore.

    5. JR

      All right. This is the thing is no one's happy with just being, like, a little successful. You get a little successful and then they wanna get more.

    6. BP

      Is that everyone, though?

    7. JR

      I don't know. Is that you, Bridget?

    8. BP

      I'm- I'm- I'm a little successful.

    9. JR

      That's it. (laughs)

    10. BP

      And I'm happy.

    11. JR

      Yeah. Uh, it's like... I don't know. You just gotta find why you're doing it. You- you don't wanna just be on a hamster wheel.

    12. BP

      Well, I think it's easy to get lost in chasing more. You know?

    13. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    14. BP

      Like, I'm- I'm an addict, so it's very... I try to stay away from analytics and all that stuff, because I can become hyper-focused and obsessed with them.

    15. JR

      Oh, right.

    16. BP

      And one of the reasons that... After I did, um... Who was it? I was opening for Lando, and I- we would go out and just talk to the people after the show. And it was- it was a- a- they were like, "Oh my gosh, I love Walk & Talk," and, "I love Dumpster Fi-" And that was, like, such a good reminder that you get- like, chasing numbers, and it was like, "Oh, no. These are not just numbers, they're people."

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. BP

      Unless you're like buying bots. But I think it can be easy to just be- get on that hamster wheel and start being like, "We need more, we need more downloads. We need more." And-

    19. JR

      Yeah.

    20. BP

      ... more, more, more. And then you forget and I never wanna take the audience we have for granted.

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. BP

      You know? Like they're- they're amazing. They're- they've been with- some of these people have been with me for forever.

    23. JR

      That's kind of the key to it all, right? Is always have... I mean, it sounds so corny because it's such a good new wellness way of looking at things. Have gratitude.

    24. BP

      (laughs)

    25. JR

      Always have gratitude. But gratitude is, like, very important. It's really important to- to be thankful for what you have.

    26. BP

      Yeah. And it w- it was- it was one of the key things in getting sober. I think when I've dealt with, like, anxiety, depression, other things in my life, gratitude is- it is a powerful mechanism for sh- like, shifting your- your perspective because you can get into that feeling of, like, not being enough, not having enough, not-

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. BP

      ... it never being enough. And-

    29. JR

      Well, Bryan Callen was telling me about his buddy who's a billionaire. His buddy's worth like three billion dollars, and he feels like he's poor-

    30. BP

      (laughs)

  2. 15:0030:00

    (laughs) That's right. …

    1. JR

      that has, like, overlaid our country over the last, whatever, eight years, 10 years, is all propaganda funded by our own government.

    2. BP

      (laughs) That's right.

    3. JR

      Like peop-... This is why Trump won the election. People don't really believe in these things. The amount of people that think that transgender f- biological males should be competing against your daughter in sports is so fucking small-

    4. BP

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      ... but yet our own government was propping it up. It's so... And why are they propping it up? Because it's a fucking beach ball at a concert. You keep it tossing-

    6. BP

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      ... up in the air and everybody's distracted. As long as you can keep a few things going, here's the things you gotta keep going. Abortion, right? Overturning Roe v. Wade is so great for business-

    8. BP

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      ... 'cause now it's like a battle, the battlegrounds and women's rights and their lives are at stake. Okay, that's one. Gay marriage, that's a huge one. They're... Now, they're gonna take away gay marriage. Oh my God, bounce that fucking beach ball. That's a gigantic one. War is a giant one. All these different things are just fucking beach balls, and they toss them around every now and again. In the, in the meanwhile, they're just siphoning billions-

    10. BP

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      ... of dollars. Zelenskyy just said he's missing $100 billion in the 177 billion that we supposedly sent there.

    12. BP

      That was something weird too about Haiti, where it's like only 2% of the money actually went there. It's, it's crazy.

    13. JR

      (laughs)

    14. BP

      You know, Americans give away a lot of their hard-earned money because they, they are actually kind-hearted and wanna donate to countries that are... And then you find out it's, like, some trans performance. There is a lot of nonsense.

    15. JR

      A lot of nonsense-

    16. BP

      A lot.

    17. JR

      ... and, and in tunes of hundreds of millions of dollars of nonsense-

    18. BP

      And then they talk about-

    19. JR

      ... all over the place.

    20. BP

      ... it like, "Oh, who cares? It's only $10 billion." You're like, "You guys are out of your fucking minds if you think that's gonna be the argument that resonates with Americans." And who cares-

    21. JR

      Not only that, how are you gonna say that?

    22. BP

      ... if they're pointing out $10 billion, because they'll be like, "Oh, look at the trillions over here." But all of those billions (laughs) add up, like, how are you even saying that? And it's... The other... It's... I'm grateful that you had me on MAGA state media. (laughs)

    23. JR

      (laughs)

    24. BP

      Thank you for allowing me-

    25. JR

      You had to get that out. (laughs)

    26. BP

      Because I see it all the time, all, all the time. Like it... And it's, it's hilarious to me in light of how much money goes to funding, like, sponsored by Pfizer, you know-

    27. JR

      Yeah.

    28. BP

      ... and all of these other... How... The, like... The fucking audacity to accuse you, who just has people you like on your podcast, to suddenly be state media when you literally have had state media work... Like, media working with the state in conjunction for a decade.

    29. JR

      Yeah, at least, and probably a lot more, longer than that.

    30. BP

      Mul- multiple decades.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Did she get it…

    1. JR

      doing it right. Can I, can I have access to your account and I'll just set it up for you? Just sign this." And he sent her this message so she could hand over access so he could set it up, and then immediately went dark, stole her account, gone. Yeah. Like that. Just-

    2. BP

      Did she get it back?

    3. JR

      Yeah, she got it back.

    4. BP

      Oh.

    5. JR

      She got it back. Some friends with Zuck. (laughs)

    6. BP

      Yeah. (laughs)

    7. JR

      Like, she was, she was fucked.

    8. BP

      Your IT support.

    9. JR

      She was fucked. And it happens to a lot of people.

    10. BP

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      They, they accidentally click a link.

    12. BP

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      They accidental-... I don't click. Shit.

    14. BP

      No, no, no.

    15. JR

      But I'm also not under the illusion that, you know, every fucking disgusting meme that I send my friends is not being, like, put into a file somewhere.

    16. BP

      In the UK.

    17. JR

      ... everywhere.

    18. BP

      (laughs) You land and they're like, "You're under arrest, sir."

    19. JR

      Yeah, probably, right?

    20. BP

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      Yeah, probably.

    22. BP

      D- what do you think about the AI influencers now? Do you think that will be just a trend or do you think we're ... (laughs) you're giving me that look.

    23. JR

      Yeah. Um-

    24. BP

      I'm not talking about the one. I mean, just-

    25. JR

      That one? That one? (laughs)

    26. BP

      (laughs) Jamie fucking knows who we're talking about.

    27. JR

      The really, the really hot Down syndrome girl? That's a problem. That one's a problem, 'cause like she's like barely Down syndrome. I mean, I, I have, I've dated some girls who are basically retarded.

    28. BP

      (laughs)

    29. JR

      But they just didn't have a problem. They didn't have a chromosome issue.

    30. BP

      So wait, I haven't ... This has not entered my algorithm, but it seems like it's entered everyone else's algorithm.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Well, do y- ...…

    1. JR

      instincts of success? Does it also have the instincts of acquiring resources and power? 'Cause that- that's where it gets real weird.

    2. BP

      Well, do y- ... H- as someone with kids, how do you feel ... Like, w- how do you feel about the future?

    3. JR

      This is probably the same argument people had when the printing press was made. "They're gonna ... Everyone's gonna be able to read? This is crazy."

    4. BP

      No, I mean, do you ... I- I always kind of joke, like, I don't know if I should be, you know, training my kid to, like, be an astrophysicist so she can go to Mars or if I should be teaching her how to, like, s- forage for food because the grid's gone down. You know, it-

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. BP

      ... oh, and she's running from drones, and, and Chinese drones in the woods. Like, what ... It feels very ... I think life just went along for a long time, and you kind of knew, but this is, like, a technological. With AI, we actually don't know. You could kind of be like, "All right. I kinda have an idea of what, like, l- the world will look like (laughs) in 20 years-"

    7. JR

      Yeah.

    8. BP

      " ... 20 years ago."

    9. JR

      Right.

    10. BP

      M-

    11. JR

      No, you don't know. But isn't it always better? If you just go back over human history, i- if you look at the graph of how things get better-

    12. BP

      It's not always better.

    13. JR

      ... but it definitely is. If you go back to, like, the year zero, or what it was like, like, right when Jesus was hanging around-

    14. BP

      I-

    15. JR

      ... like, it s- it was hell.

    16. BP

      I remember vividly being in Egypt on a, a tour and looking at these hieroglyphics, and it was basically a hieroglyphic of all of the scalpels and everything. You ... It almost was a picture image of what we use today. And I said, "What happened to this society? What happened to this knowledge?" And she said, "It literally got buried under the sand," and then dark ages. I mean-

    17. JR

      Right. But you know that's most likely because of a cataclysmic event. That's a- that's most likely because of a natural event called the Younger Dryas impact theory.

    18. BP

      So, could it be that this is a- also a forthcoming cataclysmic event that sends us into the dark ages?

    19. JR

      It could be. No, it definitely could be. So, the, the reality of humans is that the m- most likely what has happened is not been this, like, lineral ... linear progression from caveman to human, to modern human. The most likely, we got real sophisticated somewhere around 20,000 years ago, and that's when they built the pyramids after that, and there, there's a lot of s- Gobekli Tepe, all these structures.

    20. BP

      Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

    21. JR

      Something super sophisticated to the point where we don't even understand how they built it today. That's pretty wild when you're dealing with something that even the conventional dating of the Great Pyramid is 5,000 or 4,500 years ago.

    22. BP

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      Just even that dating is so nuts-

    24. BP

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      ... that they were able to do that back then.

    26. BP

      I know. It's crazy.

    27. JR

      And then there's people like John Anthony West, the late great Egyptologist, who he thinks that it goes back a lot further than that. And he thinks that that society probably had its ups and downs, and that it might be as old as 30,000 years ago.

    28. BP

      Oh, wow.

    29. JR

      So, this Younger Dryas impact theory, and if anybody's interested in it, and I've talked about it too much.

    30. BP

      Yeah.

  5. 1:00:001:11:45

    Yep. …

    1. BP

      and Altadena too.

    2. JR

      Yep.

    3. BP

      And there- and you have, like, entire communities, but everyone's, like, still going to fucking lunch.

    4. JR

      'Cause they have to.

    5. BP

      And Erewhon... No, I understand, but it's- it- it's, like, a weird... Uh, I don't know. That just is... I- I- all I've said the whole time this has happened is- because that was one of my big fears, is exactly what happened. When there would be fires there, I'd be like, "This..." People don't recognize that LA is an island. Everything comes in, everything... The- like, nothing is here. And if these fires surround the city and cut it off, w- it's gonna be... It could have been much worse than it actually was. W- and it was really fucking bad. And I'm like, "I would be so furious if I was still there." I would be furious with (laughs) myself if I was still living in Los Angeles.

    6. JR

      Well, I think people are very furious right now. I think if it is gonna be changed, it's gonna ha- it's gonna have to happen while people still have the memory of this thing. Because the more time goes on, the more the cultists can convince other cult members that they're on the right track, and these are the kind, compassionate people, and this is the way to do it, and this is the only way, and blue no matter who, and vote blue, bloat blue, and everybody, like, protect the trans kids. And next thing you know, the same shit happens.

    7. BP

      Do you think though people didn't know? Were they just insulated?

    8. JR

      Yeah, they're super insulated.

    9. BP

      I mean, a lot of people have left because they saw the writing on the wall.

    10. JR

      Yeah.But just think about how many people are in Hollywood, in, um, Los Angeles. How many people?

    11. BP

      What is it, like, nine million in LA county or something? Or 12? Maybe 12.

    12. JR

      Whatever the number is, the, uh, there's a giant percentage of those people that live there that are connected to the entertainment business. And if you're connected to the entertainment business, at the very top of the business it's people auditioning for things.

    13. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    14. JR

      And you have to get liked to get the thing. So, you get these i-immensely insecure people that are usually narcissists, and then they mold their personality to adapt to this environment that will reward them for a certain political ideology.

    15. BP

      Mm-hmm.

    16. JR

      And so, that's the top of the fucking pyramid. And everything emanates down from that. If you wanna be cool with Ryan Reynolds, you have to talk like a Repub- a, a, like a democrat at the parties. You have to, like... You know what I'm saying?

    17. BP

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      You have to, you have to say all the things that everybody else is saying. You have to agree, "We need more gun control." You know, da, da, da, da, da. "We should defund the police. This is bullshit."

    19. BP

      (laughs)

    20. JR

      You know, you have to say these things. And if you don't say these things, you don't get to be a part of the group.

    21. BP

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      And so, there's this, like, intense pressure to conform to this singular ideology that's been running things. It's not a battle back and forth between two, uh, uh, like, 50/50 opposing viewpoints. It's like, 90/10.

    23. BP

      Right. Even... Do you think even though, like, the crew... Because when I would be on, uh-

    24. JR

      That's the 10.

    25. BP

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      Yeah, that's the 10. The c-, the crew is the people.

    27. BP

      They have-

    28. JR

      They're hardworking, normal-

    29. BP

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      ... blue-collar people.

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