Joe Rogan Experience #2285 - Andrew Schulz

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.

   2. ASAndrew Schulz0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Oprah's doing an episode on psychedelics.

   4. ASAndrew Schulz0:15

      God bless.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:16

      How about that?

   6. ASAndrew Schulz0:17

      God bless. I mean, she's definitely done it.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      Yeah, you don't do a fucking... Are we rolling yet?

   8. ASAndrew Schulz0:23

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      Are we rolling? Yeah?

   10. ASAndrew Schulz0:25

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       Yeah. Yeah, you don't do an episode on psychedelics unless you fucking visited the Maya.

   12. ASAndrew Schulz0:29

       Unless you've dabbled.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       Unless you got in there.

   14. ASAndrew Schulz0:32

       You think it's ayahuasca or mushrooms?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Most of those fancy people like to do the ayahuasca-

   16. ASAndrew Schulz0:36

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       ... you know? Because then you, you can claim spirituality above all other people. (laughs)

   18. ASAndrew Schulz0:42

       Oh, you think-

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       I've done it.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz0:42

       ... there's like a pretentiousness?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       Oh, 100%. There's a, uh, "I've done it. I've done it. I ex- I've experienced the mother god."

   22. ASAndrew Schulz0:50

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       "The god."

   24. ASAndrew Schulz0:52

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       "I've experienced Gaia."

   26. ASAndrew Schulz0:55

       (laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       It's like, I think, I think people do, really do experience that. But also, there's a certain type of personality that wants to let you know-

   28. ASAndrew Schulz1:05

       That they've experienced it.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       ... that they're enlightened.

   30. ASAndrew Schulz1:06

       Yeah.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. …

   1. ASAndrew Schulz15:00

      are sexist, they're racist, and there are these bros that are- that are fucked up, and they're radioactive, and they're bad people, and he's got a real problem." So, they're trying to make him radioactive. And I remember seeing the reaction to Trump coming on the pods, and it was the exact same playbook. It was like, "The manosphere pods."

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Yeah.

   3. ASAndrew Schulz15:17

      "They're sexist, they're racist. Look how fucked." And it's like, you're doing the same thing.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:21

      Yeah.

   5. ASAndrew Schulz15:21

      You're making it about identity politics. I think Americans are kind of simple in that, like, we want abundance but we want access. So, if eggs are expensive, I can't care about your bathrooms, right? Like, and you need to tap into that feeling right there. So, if I'm a Democrat, I'm just, this is a class issue. But I feel, unfortunately, a lot of them are in the pockets of these wealthy people and their corporations.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:42

      Yeah, this is, it's all a- it's all a hustle. If we had... The entire time, if we had brilliant people working for the betterment of the United States, it'd be a far better place to live in. We've had a bunch of people that are capitalizing off of the fact they get in this position of extreme influence and wealth.

   7. ASAndrew Schulz15:59

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan16:00

      And they make insane amounts of money for people with $170,000 a year salary.

   9. ASAndrew Schulz16:04

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       And they keep it rolling.

   11. ASAndrew Schulz16:06

       So, how do you- how do you that? Like, how do you find... Okay, how do you- how do you find somebody who wants power but is also benevolent? 'Cause like-

   12. JRJoe Rogan16:14

       You gotta get rare human beings.

   13. ASAndrew Schulz16:15

       That's the thing, most people who want power-

   14. JRJoe Rogan16:18

       Yeah.

   15. ASAndrew Schulz16:18

       ... don't exactly wanna give back.

   16. JRJoe Rogan16:20

       Yeah.

   17. ASAndrew Schulz16:20

       It's a bottomless pit.

   18. JRJoe Rogan16:22

       Bro, have you ever seen people get, like, a little bit of power and lose their fucking marbles?

   19. ASAndrew Schulz16:25

       Like who?

   20. JRJoe Rogan16:26

       Well, I can't say. I can't tell a story-

   21. ASAndrew Schulz16:28

       (laughs)

   22. JRJoe Rogan16:28

       ... 'cause it'd be, like, real obvious who I'm talking about. But it's not one of our friends.

   23. ASAndrew Schulz16:32

       Got it.

   24. JRJoe Rogan16:32

       I just don't wanna say it publicly. It's not, you don't even know him.

   25. ASAndrew Schulz16:35

       Okay.

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:36

       But I've seen people with just like, you get a job where you- you're the boss now.

   27. ASAndrew Schulz16:40

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:40

       And you just become a cunt and a half. Like, what happened?

   29. ASAndrew Schulz16:42

       Do you think it- it exposes who they always were, or do you think it actually changes their- their character?

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:49

       It's probably both. It's probably both. They probably had weak character to begin with-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

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   2. ASAndrew Schulz30:26

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:26

      But meanwhile, it's just a show that's being put on for our consciousness.

   4. ASAndrew Schulz30:30

      Okay, so it's a show being put on for our consciousness, right? And then somebody's putting on the show. And then we get the ability to go to the moon, and then they gotta scramble and make a moon?

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:38

      ... no, there's a moon. I mean, it doesn't matter.

   6. ASAndrew Schulz30:40

      Okay.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:40

      Wherever you, wherever you go, there is a place-

   8. ASAndrew Schulz30:41

      'Cause that is kinda funny is like, if like, our technology gets so good and they're just going, "Fuck, we gotta make this thing real?"

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:47

      This isn't-

   10. ASAndrew Schulz30:47

       Like, they're on the way.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:48

       ... d- I'm well aware for your, your, like criticizing me. This is a dopey way to describe it. But I, I, you know, if the tree falls in the forest and there's no one there-

   12. ASAndrew Schulz30:56

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:56

       ... does it make a sound?

   14. ASAndrew Schulz30:57

       Yes.

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:58

       I don't even know if the tree falls if there's no one there.

   16. ASAndrew Schulz31:02

       Oh, God. That's not... (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:04

       (laughs) I'm not convinced.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz31:05

       J- I'm not convinced.

   19. JRJoe Rogan31:07

       Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. I'm not convinced.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz31:09

       So the tree... Okay. Okay. So-

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:12

       I think if you take a trip to the Pacific Northwest, you will find trees.

   22. ASAndrew Schulz31:15

       Yes. Yes.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:15

       I just don't know if they're there all the time.

   24. ASAndrew Schulz31:18

       Some of... So they're only there in reference to us looking at them? Oh, I get what you're saying.

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:23

       I think that's-

   26. ASAndrew Schulz31:23

       Wait, wait, wait. So you're playing a video game.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:25

       Uh-huh.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz31:26

       And as you move throughout the map of the video game-

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:29

       It has to render new levels.

   30. ASAndrew Schulz31:30

       ... it presents itself.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

   2. ASAndrew Schulz45:00

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      And there's no plane.

   4. ASAndrew Schulz45:02

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      They never booked a return flight.

   6. ASAndrew Schulz45:04

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      So, we try (laughs) ... So, we try to get a return flight 'cause they had her, got her a little-

   8. ASAndrew Schulz45:09

      (coughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      ... shitty private jet to get there.

   10. ASAndrew Schulz45:11

       Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:11

       And so then we try to get a return flight. We cannot. I call my service. They can't. The, uh, quickest they can do it is in the morning.

   12. ASAndrew Schulz45:17

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:17

       Like, "What do you guys wanna do?" So, I, we decide that we're gonna get a limo, and so have a car service-

   14. ASAndrew Schulz45:23

       And drive back.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:23

       ... drive us back to LA.

   16. ASAndrew Schulz45:24

       Love it.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:25

       So, it was four-hour drive or whatever the fuck it is.

   18. ASAndrew Schulz45:27

       Yeah, yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       So, it's me, my wife, Whitney, and Lex.

   20. ASAndrew Schulz45:30

       (laughs) I remember you just sending me videos-

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:32

       (laughs)

   22. ASAndrew Schulz45:32

       ... of Lex passed out at different parts of the casino. (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:37

       (laughs)

   24. ASAndrew Schulz45:37

       (laughs) And he's just ... He misses it.

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       That's at the airport.

   26. ASAndrew Schulz45:39

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:41

       That's, that's at the airport.

   28. ASAndrew Schulz45:43

       This is, but he's like that for the last 12 hours. He was like that at the wedding.

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       Oh, yeah. He was obliterated. I mean, he went hard. That boy goes hard.

   30. ASAndrew Schulz45:49

       Yeah.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:07:32

   Yeah. …

   1. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:01

      I'm dumb.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      Yeah.

   3. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:02

      I'm dumb, then. So, why doesn't somebody meet me where I'm stupid and start at least making me feel like I'm not an asshole for the way that I, you know, for my, I guess, you could say political leanings now? Yeah, I feel like they need to meet... And, and it's a very simple thing. Make it a class issue and I think they win. And say what you want about America, but, like, I think it's better if we have two president, or two people running for president that we're stoked about, and it's a really hard decision.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

      Oh, yeah.

   5. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:26

      Like-

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:26

      That would be wonderful. Yeah, but that's not what we had. Um, we had one group of people that legitimately wanted to change things-

   7. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:33

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

      ... and now we're gonna see what happens if they do. What, but you're seeing weird stuff today that you never seen before-

   9. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:38

      Like what?

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       ... which is, like, a real adjustment to the age of the internet. One of the things you're seeing is, I don't know if you saw the 22 different Congresspeople who were all saying the exact same line with the word shit in it.

   11. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:53

       What was the line?

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:53

       So, it's like, it's this speech.

   13. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:56

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:56

       They're reading it verbatim.

   15. ASAndrew Schulz1:00:57

       Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       They're all reading it and doing it to a microphone as if it's a rant.

   17. ASAndrew Schulz1:01:01

       Mm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       But they're all doing from the same script, and the shit ain't right-

   19. ASAndrew Schulz1:01:06

       So, this is-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:07

       ... is the be- the shit ain't right-

   21. ASAndrew Schulz1:01:08

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       ... is the beginning of it. How m- when in the history of the United States-

   23. ASAndrew Schulz1:01:11

       As a politician.

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

       ... has a co- politicians said shit?

   25. ASAndrew Schulz1:01:14

       Said, said shit, yeah, yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:15

       And not just one.... but 22 of them in tape recor- y- can you pull it up just so we can see it? Because it's so nuts. When you see them all together-

   27. SPSpeaker1:01:23

       Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:24

       ... it's just, uh, b- like they have it on screens as tiles, and they're all saying the same words.

   29. SPSpeaker1:01:28

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:28

       They all have their own little flare they put on it.

Episode duration: 2:51:48