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Joe Rogan Experience #2290 - Michael Kosta

Michael Kosta is a standup comic, host of "The Daily Show," host of his own podcast, "Tennis Anyone," and author. His new book, "Lucky Loser: Adventures in Tennis and Comedy," is available now. http://www.michaelkosta.com Save $20 on your first subscription of AG1 at http://drinkag1.com/joerogan Visit http://LifeLock.com/JOEROGAN to save up to 40% off.

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Mar 14, 20252h 41mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:000:31

    Studio hang, big-picture comedy tone

    1. NA

      (drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    2. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Yes, sir, Michael. Good to see you-

    3. MK

      Thank you.

    4. JR

      ... my friend.

    5. MK

      Thanks for having me, and really appreciate you showing me around. Wow, what a space you, you've created, man.

    6. JR

      Thank you. Thank you.

    7. MK

      That's so cool. Keeps going. I was excited to show you the picture of my sauna.

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. MK

      And then you show me-

    10. JR

      (laughs) .

    11. MK

      ... (laughs) you got an archery. Uh, it's so cool, man.

    12. JR

      Thank you, thank you. It's fun.

    13. MK

      That's so cool, yeah.

  2. 0:312:38

    Jon Stewart’s return and why balanced satire matters

    1. JR

      So we were just singing Jon Stewart's praises, uh, before this started. But I'm-

    2. MK

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      ... so happy he's back at The Daily Show.

    4. MK

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      And I'm so happy he makes fun of everything, and I'm so happy he still makes dick jokes.

    6. MK

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      You know, it's fun. It's like The Daily Show seems like The Daily Show again. Like, that guy's a very unique dude, very unique person. And one of the most important, like, pieces to, like, unify everybody. He's, uh, is reasonable.

    8. MK

      Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

    9. JR

      Like, he gets the whole-

    10. MK

      Mm-hmm.

    11. JR

      ... big picture. Like, let's stop being so fucking ridiculously tribal.

    12. MK

      In the morning meeting, he'll come in, and we're all sitting there, the writers. And he just kind of shuts the door behind him, and we start talking. But it's, it's like a, it's like a conversation with a college professor, but he's in charge. And it's beautiful.

    13. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    14. MK

      All sides. This, I disagree with that, what about this? And it's like, oh, w- it's, it's really fun to be a part of. And then someone will yell out a dick joke, and then that joke will make it to the show too, you know?

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. MK

      It's like smart things and dumb things. That's, that's beautiful.

    17. JR

      Well, he's never abandoned being a real comic.

    18. MK

      Correct, yeah.

    19. JR

      You know, which is what got him to the dance in the first place. So he's always ha- he always has tha- those instincts. And he's the very best at, like, holding a line-

    20. MK

      (laughs)

    21. JR

      ... and, like, making something, like-

    22. MK

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      ... even more preposterous just with the facial expression.

    24. MK

      Correct, yeah.

    25. JR

      And pointing out, like, these fucking unbelievably ridiculous in-your-face hypocrisies that you see-

    26. MK

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      ... every day from both sides.

    28. MK

      Yeah, from both sides. Have you, have you ever done standup with him?

    29. JR

      Oh, yeah, we've done stuff together.

    30. MK

      Yeah, yeah.

  3. 2:384:40

    Detach from your ideas: joke books, ego, and creative humility

    1. JR

      I also think we all-

    2. MK

      (laughs) .

    3. JR

      ... as human beings need to be divorced from our ideas.

    4. MK

      Okay.

    5. JR

      Your ideas are not you.

    6. MK

      Okay.

    7. JR

      You are you. And ideas are things that you should consider.

    8. MK

      Right.

    9. JR

      Uh, ideas are something that you should ... I mean, if it's gonna have some sort of a real physical impact on your life and your family and your family's life-

    10. MK

      Right, right. (laughs)

    11. JR

      ... and people you care about, I understand. I understand why you get connected to things like that.

    12. MK

      Right.

    13. JR

      But for the most part, most of these i- ideas don't affect you. A lot of them don't. And yet we're so ideologically captured that we fight for these ideas as if it's our very nature.

    14. MK

      Right.

    15. JR

      And so you're, you're talking about your essence as a human being. And it's stupid.

    16. MK

      This reminds me of a time I left my joke book on a train in New York. And, uh, in the joke book I have, "This book is important to me. Call me if you get this." You know? And this guy texts me and he says, "I have this joke book." And, you know, talk about your ideas.

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. MK

      The joke book is the most unfiltered dumb idea ever.

    19. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    20. MK

      That's the beauty of it.

    21. JR

      Yeah.

    22. MK

      And I th- I said, "Man, I'm sure he's reading it." Why, you know, if you're gonna read it-

    23. JR

      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

    24. MK

      ... you're gonna read a stranger's joke book. And I connected with him. He was very kind. He gave it to me, but he kind of looked at me like, "Are, are you a comedian type thing?" And I said, "Yeah." But it's terrifying when that idea gets attached to you when it was just a fleeting idea.

    25. JR

      Right. Yeah. The, the joke book idea is the best example of that, right, because most of what you write is shit. Which took me forever-

    26. MK

      Oh my God. (laughs)

    27. JR

      ... to figure out. I was like, "God, I just write shit."

    28. MK

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      And then every now and then, a gem.

    30. MK

      Yeah.

  4. 4:406:48

    The War of Art and building a professional writing ritual

    1. JR

      Yeah. I mean, do you ever read, uh, Pressfield's War of Art?

    2. MK

      No.

    3. JR

      It's really ... We have a stack of him out there.

    4. MK

      Ah.

    5. JR

      I'll get you a copy of it. It's a small book, easy read.

    6. MK

      Jay Larsen, comedian in LA, recommended that book to me 10 years ago.

    7. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    8. MK

      And, and I never tackled it. Yeah.

    9. JR

      It's really good.

    10. MK

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      I used to ge- I used to have a stack of them in the studio where I'd give out to guests, 'cause so-

    12. MK

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      ... so many comics, I was like, "This is what you need."

    14. MK

      What's the essence? I will read it. What's the ... Also, you know what keeps freaking me out? If there's a shooting star above my head. (laughs)

    15. JR

      Yes, there is. Yeah, there is. Yeah. Every now and then one will fly above your head.

    16. MK

      (laughs) That's so cool.

    17. JR

      (laughs)

    18. MK

      Uh, what's the essence? The, the, the War of Art. That makes it sound like it's a struggle to create art.

    19. JR

      Yeah, it's the struggle against resistance.

    20. MK

      Okay.

    21. JR

      Which is procrastination-

    22. MK

      Right.

    23. JR

      ... which is this thing that we all do before we actually write. Which is so weird, because I love when I'm actually locked in and great ideas are coming.

    24. MK

      Mm-hmm.

    25. JR

      It's one of the best feelings in the world. Like, it's like somehow or another you're pulling these ideas out of nowhere.

    26. MK

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      And then it's your job to take this seed and try to go plant it on stage.

    28. MK

      Mm-hmm.

    29. JR

      And try to water it-

    30. MK

      Mm-hmm.

  5. 6:4811:12

    Writing logistics: typing vs handwriting, distraction-proof devices, and rabbit holes

    1. JR

      I'm, my move is when everyone's asleep in my house-

    2. MK

      Okay.

    3. JR

      ... 'cause-

    4. MK

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      ... I still, I get up pretty early for a comic.

    6. MK

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      You know, I'm up by 8:00-

    8. MK

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      ... al- almost every day.

    10. MK

      Comics are u- unreal with that.

    11. JR

      Right.

    12. MK

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      But that means that I can go to bed at 1:00 and still get seven hours of sleep.

    14. MK

      Yeah, yeah.

    15. JR

      So, that's what I do.

    16. MK

      Okay.

    17. JR

      So, when... Everybody in my house kinda goes to bed early. My kids go to school.

    18. MK

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      My wife goes to bed early.

    20. MK

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      So, when everyone's asleep, it's just me and the dog.

    22. MK

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      You know, and either we're watching YouTube or I'm writing. And I, that's when I get my best work done. So-

    24. MK

      Do you write by hand or you type?

    25. JR

      ... everyone's asleep. No, I w- I type.

    26. MK

      You type.

    27. JR

      Yeah. I feel like, uh, I can't write fast enough by hand. I need-

    28. MK

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      What I like about, uh, typing is that I don't have to look at the keys. I know how to type. So, I can make a letter, I can make a word very quickly. I can-

    30. MK

      Yeah.

  6. 11:1213:26

    Motorcycles, deer season chaos, and city safety design

    1. JR

      What kind of motorcycle do you drive?

    2. MK

      I have a, uh, Triumph Bonneville 2011. It's in a, it's in storage in Pennsylvania now. I take it out in the summer a lot, but-

    3. JR

      Where do you drive it?

    4. MK

      ... in, in LA, that's all, that was what I used all the time.

    5. JR

      You ride a motorcycle in LA?

    6. MK

      I did forever. It's-

    7. JR

      Holy shit, dude.

    8. MK

      ... you know, my wife doesn't really, you know, we have a family now, but-

    9. JR

      Yeah.

    10. MK

      ... in PA, I, I ride it a lot. Um, and there, it's deer, man, they're very, you know, that's the scary thing there.

    11. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    12. MK

      They get very close. They're not afraid of cars or motor vehicles at this point.

    13. JR

      Well, there's a time between like September-ish to like December-ish where they're retarded-

    14. MK

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      ... because they're horny, you know?

    16. MK

      Right.

    17. JR

      Once it starts getting warm out, they start getting-

    18. MK

      Retarded deer.

    19. JR

      ... goofy.

    20. MK

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      And then when you get cold, like around November-

    22. MK

      Mm-hmm.

    23. JR

      ... that's when it really kicks in. Like if you're in Pennsylvania or Iowa-

    24. MK

      Mm-hmm.

    25. JR

      Oh my God, I visited my friend John in Iowa and I'm driving down the road and every 15 seconds, you're slamming on your brakes.

    26. MK

      You're slamming... Yeah.

    27. JR

      Because something's darting near the road.

    28. MK

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      They're all over the place.

    30. MK

      So they're horny and looking.

  7. 13:2618:55

    Italy pizza vs US pizza, Texas brisket science, and chasing your calling

    1. JR

      They drink a lot of wine. They stay thin somehow or another, which is odd. Like, I hope RFK Jr. figures that out.

    2. MK

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      How the fuck-

    4. MK

      It seems to be full butter all, yeah.

    5. JR

      ... I wanna know how the Italians are so thin.

    6. MK

      All the time.

    7. JR

      I go to Italy, and-

    8. MK

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      ... it d- it's also, like, it's the cl- the standard cliche, but it is true. You go there, you can eat the food, and it doesn't affect you the same way. It's like, what-

    10. MK

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      And we don't even think twice about it. We come back here and still order pizza and still feel like shit. If I eat a pizza here, I feel so bloated. I ate a pizza in Italy last summer, and I, I ate the whole pizza too.

    12. MK

      Yeah.

    13. JR

      The whole margherita pizza. I ate the whole fucking thing. And I was like, I just would j- just resign myself to, like, the thud of it hitting-

    14. MK

      Right, right.

    15. JR

      ... my digestive tract-

    16. MK

      Right, right.

    17. JR

      ... and, like, the, feeling like I'm on Dramamine just, like uh.

    18. MK

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      I have resigned myself. I'm like, "I'm eating pizza. Fucking I'm, I'm in Italy."

    20. MK

      This is what's gonna happen.

    21. JR

      "Let's just do it." Nothing. Never came.

    22. MK

      Right.

    23. JR

      Never came. Ate a whole pizza. I was like this the rest of the day. I was like, "This is crazy." I'm not even, like-

    24. MK

      Brisket.

    25. JR

      ... sludgy.

    26. MK

      Brisket crushes me.

    27. JR

      Oh, Terry Black's will put you down, son.

    28. MK

      I mean (laughs) -

    29. JR

      (laughs)

    30. MK

      I mean, I had, uh, I, I was in Houston. Steve Byrne was at the other club. He went to get lunch. Yeah, of course, we go get brisket. I went back to hotel. I slept for, like, three and a half hours.

  8. 18:5526:29

    Comedy careers: starting late, Boston’s killer scene, and social media acceleration

    1. MK

      I remember I was coaching tennis at University of Michigan. I was making $31,000 a year and I go, "I think I can make this in comedy. If I'm gonna get paid like shit, let me at least do what I want."

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. MK

      So of course, the first year I did comedy, I made whatever, $6,000 or whatever. But I think often how much harder that would have been if I was making $100,000.

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. MK

      You know, it's, it's... Because I was poor, let's be poor and pick the thing I wanna be doing.

    6. JR

      Oh, 100%.

    7. MK

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      But that's the thing about youth.

    9. MK

      Right.

    10. JR

      Youth is filled with... If you're 47 years old and you decide that you need to change careers-

    11. MK

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      ... and you're gonna be a folk singer and you have a family-

    13. MK

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      ... like what are you talking about?

    15. MK

      Yeah, I mean... (laughs)

    16. JR

      You have a Volvo, you have a fucking mortgage, you idiot.

    17. MK

      (laughs)

    18. JR

      Like, you have to go to work. You have to go to work. If you're gonna make folk songs, you're gonna make them on the two hours you have for yourself on the weekend-

    19. MK

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      ... when everybody else is out of the house.

    21. MK

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      You don't have any time for that.

    23. MK

      What, is it true that Rodney Dangerfield found comedy so late like that?

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. MK

      That's nuts.

    26. JR

      Well, Rodney did comedy and then quit, but kept writing-

    27. MK

      Right.

    28. JR

      ... and was selling aluminum siding.

    29. MK

      Right, that's what I remember of that story.

    30. JR

      And then remade it when he was like 46.

  9. 26:2938:34

    Tennis as identity: speaking the sport’s language and embracing the ‘athlete’ background

    1. MK

      It is very beautiful to watch, um, people get better at stuff.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. MK

      There's a, a female tennis player right now named, uh, Andreeva. I forget how to pronounce her first name. But I just watched her at Indian Wells. And I saw her four years ago at the French Open. Everyone was saying, watching, "Uh, did you wanna watch Andreeva?" And I'm like, "This is a child that doesn't know how to play the sport. Why are we talking about her?" I watched her last week, an, uh, absolute nightmare of a beast, you know, hitting the ball, the movement, her shape. And it was like, oh, every day she got better-

    4. JR

      Mm.

    5. MK

      ... for four... And to see that was nuts. And I always go back and watch old, oh my God, Novak Djokovic's first Grand Slam when he's got like the worst haircut in the baggy shirt and the backhand was looking different. Now just it's just amazing to see how these athletes evolve. And I'm sure it's the same for fighters, and you mentioned it was.

    6. JR

      Sure, yeah.

    7. MK

      Yeah, I love seeing that, love seeing that.

    8. JR

      Yeah, well, tennis is like all things, right? It's you-

    9. MK

      Yes.

    10. JR

      ... when you really do it, then you can truly appreciate people who are great.

    11. MK

      Yes.

    12. JR

      Y- like there's, there's so many things that are like, like in martial arts, it's a big, like, especially when things go to the ground. A lot of times people don't understand how difficult a specific maneuver is.

    13. MK

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      Like how he did that-

    15. MK

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      ... how he baited him with that.

    17. MK

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      And then, uh, you have to like... Well, uh, there's certain things I watch and I'm like, "Oh my God, does everybody appreciate this?"

    19. MK

      Right.

    20. JR

      That was insane. That was insane.

    21. MK

      It's a language.

    22. JR

      Yeah.

    23. MK

      It's a language. And if you don't speak the lang-... I mean, when-

    24. JR

      Right.

    25. MK

      I don't speak MMA language, but that's where good commentators come in. You... Oh, they're excited for a reason.

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. MK

      That, that was something that we don't see very often, and that helps me. I assume that's how it works for tennis people that aren't... or for non-tennis people when they're watching tennis, 'cause it's-

    28. JR

      Oh, I'm sure. But I think only a person like you who is a professional could appreciate the technique involved-

    29. MK

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      ... and like the changing of Djokovic's back string.

  10. 38:3447:13

    Combat sports awe: one-punch power, knockouts, and why timing beats ‘boxing’

    1. JR

      Those long, tall guys, when you have this torque... Like you ever see Deontay Wilder?

    2. MK

      No.

    3. JR

      He's arguably the greatest one-punch knockout artist in the-

    4. MK

      Jesus.

    5. JR

      ... history of the heavyweight division. At one point in time, he was like... What is Deontay's record? I think it's like 40 and he's had a few losses recently, but at one point in time, he had like 39 knockouts out of 40 fights.

    6. MK

      Jesus. (laughs)

    7. JR

      Which is insane.

    8. MK

      And these are professional fighters he's knocking out.

    9. JR

      And-

    10. MK

      It's not me.

    11. JR

      ... he's undersized for the heavyweight division.

    12. MK

      Mm-hmm.

    13. JR

      When he fought Tyson Fury, Tyson Fury is like 260. He was 209. 209.

    14. MK

      And he made it to 40 and 0.

    15. JR

      40 and 0-

    16. MK

      Jesus.

    17. JR

      ... and th- 39 of those 40 were knockouts.

    18. MK

      Were knockouts.

    19. JR

      Look it, everybody, knockout, TKO, m- TKO, KO. He knocked out everybody. And he knock... G- get the v- Luis Ortiz fight. Show them-

    20. MK

      For-

    21. JR

      ... the Luis Ortiz fight.

    22. MK

      Forgive, forgive this extremely ignorant question. When you say knockout, that means like-

    23. JR

      Flatline.

    24. MK

      ... the guy's done.

    25. JR

      Like, yeah.

    26. MK

      That's, that's not like the ref calls it. That's a, that's a-

    27. JR

      So TKO is what-

    28. MK

      TKO.

    29. JR

      ... the ref calls it.

    30. MK

      Okay.

  11. 47:131:07:04

    Flying knees, taps, and the ethics of damage in MMA vs boxing

    1. JR

      Let me show you o- one of the greatest examples of that.

    2. MK

      Yes, please.

    3. JR

      Alex Pereira, who was, uh, a two-division glory world champion. Pull up Alex Pereira KO's Jason Wilnis. So, he-

    4. MK

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      He's like the most destructive kickboxer in the history of the sport.

    6. MK

      Okay.

    7. JR

      And he went over to the UFC, became a two-division UFC champion, just lost his title last weekend in a really close fight, great fight. But he hits this guy with a head kick and drops him. And you can tell this guy's fucked.

    8. MK

      Right.

    9. JR

      But they give him the standing eight 'cause it's in kickboxing-

    10. MK

      Right.

    11. JR

      ... not in MMA.

    12. MK

      Okay.

    13. JR

      They give him the standing eight count, dust his gloves off, "You okay? Come forward." And then he gets hit with a flying knee on the chin.

    14. MK

      Oh.

    15. JR

      And just sent into the shadow realm.

    16. MK

      Right. (laughs)

    17. JR

      And it didn't, didn't need to happen this way. And this is what happens when you take a guy who's, like, really-

    18. MK

      Right.

    19. JR

      ... rocked and kinda fucked, so watch this. So, he catches him with a head kick. So, he's ... By the way, uh, Jason Wilnis had beaten him twice before, so he drops him with the left hand.

    20. MK

      Okay, okay.

    21. JR

      Is this the first fight?

    22. NA

      Yep, I don't know.

    23. JR

      Or is this the, the head kick?

    24. NA

      I think it's the first one.

    25. JR

      I don't know.

    26. NA

      I don't know if this is the full fight.

    27. MK

      Yeah. I'm not sure.

    28. JR

      I don't know if this is the one. I think this is the one when they went back and forth.

    29. NA

      Okay.

    30. JR

      I don't think this is the one where he KO's him. I think this is the one where he drops him.

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