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Studio hang, big-picture comedy tone
- NANarrator
(drumming) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Yes, sir, Michael. Good to see you-
- MKMichael Kosta
Thank you.
- JRJoe Rogan
... my friend.
- MKMichael Kosta
Thanks for having me, and really appreciate you showing me around. Wow, what a space you, you've created, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Thank you. Thank you.
- MKMichael Kosta
That's so cool. Keeps going. I was excited to show you the picture of my sauna.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MKMichael Kosta
And then you show me-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) .
- MKMichael Kosta
... (laughs) you got an archery. Uh, it's so cool, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
Thank you, thank you. It's fun.
- MKMichael Kosta
That's so cool, yeah.
- 0:31 – 2:38
Jon Stewart’s return and why balanced satire matters
- JRJoe Rogan
So we were just singing Jon Stewart's praises, uh, before this started. But I'm-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... so happy he's back at The Daily Show.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I'm so happy he makes fun of everything, and I'm so happy he still makes dick jokes.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, it's fun. It's like The Daily Show seems like The Daily Show again. Like, that guy's a very unique dude, very unique person. And one of the most important, like, pieces to, like, unify everybody. He's, uh, is reasonable.
- MKMichael Kosta
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, he gets the whole-
- MKMichael Kosta
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... big picture. Like, let's stop being so fucking ridiculously tribal.
- MKMichael Kosta
In the morning meeting, he'll come in, and we're all sitting there, the writers. And he just kind of shuts the door behind him, and we start talking. But it's, it's like a, it's like a conversation with a college professor, but he's in charge. And it's beautiful.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MKMichael Kosta
All sides. This, I disagree with that, what about this? And it's like, oh, w- it's, it's really fun to be a part of. And then someone will yell out a dick joke, and then that joke will make it to the show too, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
It's like smart things and dumb things. That's, that's beautiful.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, he's never abandoned being a real comic.
- MKMichael Kosta
Correct, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, which is what got him to the dance in the first place. So he's always ha- he always has tha- those instincts. And he's the very best at, like, holding a line-
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... and, like, making something, like-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... even more preposterous just with the facial expression.
- MKMichael Kosta
Correct, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And pointing out, like, these fucking unbelievably ridiculous in-your-face hypocrisies that you see-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... every day from both sides.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah, from both sides. Have you, have you ever done standup with him?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah, we've done stuff together.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah, yeah.
- 2:38 – 4:40
Detach from your ideas: joke books, ego, and creative humility
- JRJoe Rogan
I also think we all-
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs) .
- JRJoe Rogan
... as human beings need to be divorced from our ideas.
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Your ideas are not you.
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
You are you. And ideas are things that you should consider.
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, ideas are something that you should ... I mean, if it's gonna have some sort of a real physical impact on your life and your family and your family's life-
- MKMichael Kosta
Right, right. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... and people you care about, I understand. I understand why you get connected to things like that.
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
But for the most part, most of these i- ideas don't affect you. A lot of them don't. And yet we're so ideologically captured that we fight for these ideas as if it's our very nature.
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And so you're, you're talking about your essence as a human being. And it's stupid.
- MKMichael Kosta
This reminds me of a time I left my joke book on a train in New York. And, uh, in the joke book I have, "This book is important to me. Call me if you get this." You know? And this guy texts me and he says, "I have this joke book." And, you know, talk about your ideas.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
The joke book is the most unfiltered dumb idea ever.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
That's the beauty of it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
And I th- I said, "Man, I'm sure he's reading it." Why, you know, if you're gonna read it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
... you're gonna read a stranger's joke book. And I connected with him. He was very kind. He gave it to me, but he kind of looked at me like, "Are, are you a comedian type thing?" And I said, "Yeah." But it's terrifying when that idea gets attached to you when it was just a fleeting idea.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Yeah. The, the joke book idea is the best example of that, right, because most of what you write is shit. Which took me forever-
- MKMichael Kosta
Oh my God. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... to figure out. I was like, "God, I just write shit."
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then every now and then, a gem.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- 4:40 – 6:48
The War of Art and building a professional writing ritual
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I mean, do you ever read, uh, Pressfield's War of Art?
- MKMichael Kosta
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's really ... We have a stack of him out there.
- MKMichael Kosta
Ah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'll get you a copy of it. It's a small book, easy read.
- MKMichael Kosta
Jay Larsen, comedian in LA, recommended that book to me 10 years ago.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MKMichael Kosta
And, and I never tackled it. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's really good.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I used to ge- I used to have a stack of them in the studio where I'd give out to guests, 'cause so-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... so many comics, I was like, "This is what you need."
- MKMichael Kosta
What's the essence? I will read it. What's the ... Also, you know what keeps freaking me out? If there's a shooting star above my head. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes, there is. Yeah, there is. Yeah. Every now and then one will fly above your head.
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs) That's so cool.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MKMichael Kosta
Uh, what's the essence? The, the, the War of Art. That makes it sound like it's a struggle to create art.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's the struggle against resistance.
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Which is procrastination-
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... which is this thing that we all do before we actually write. Which is so weird, because I love when I'm actually locked in and great ideas are coming.
- MKMichael Kosta
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's one of the best feelings in the world. Like, it's like somehow or another you're pulling these ideas out of nowhere.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then it's your job to take this seed and try to go plant it on stage.
- MKMichael Kosta
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And try to water it-
- MKMichael Kosta
Mm-hmm.
- 6:48 – 11:12
Writing logistics: typing vs handwriting, distraction-proof devices, and rabbit holes
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm, my move is when everyone's asleep in my house-
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
... 'cause-
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... I still, I get up pretty early for a comic.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, I'm up by 8:00-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... al- almost every day.
- MKMichael Kosta
Comics are u- unreal with that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
But that means that I can go to bed at 1:00 and still get seven hours of sleep.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, that's what I do.
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, when... Everybody in my house kinda goes to bed early. My kids go to school.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
My wife goes to bed early.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, when everyone's asleep, it's just me and the dog.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, and either we're watching YouTube or I'm writing. And I, that's when I get my best work done. So-
- MKMichael Kosta
Do you write by hand or you type?
- JRJoe Rogan
... everyone's asleep. No, I w- I type.
- MKMichael Kosta
You type.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. I feel like, uh, I can't write fast enough by hand. I need-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What I like about, uh, typing is that I don't have to look at the keys. I know how to type. So, I can make a letter, I can make a word very quickly. I can-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- 11:12 – 13:26
Motorcycles, deer season chaos, and city safety design
- JRJoe Rogan
What kind of motorcycle do you drive?
- MKMichael Kosta
I have a, uh, Triumph Bonneville 2011. It's in a, it's in storage in Pennsylvania now. I take it out in the summer a lot, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
Where do you drive it?
- MKMichael Kosta
... in, in LA, that's all, that was what I used all the time.
- JRJoe Rogan
You ride a motorcycle in LA?
- MKMichael Kosta
I did forever. It's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Holy shit, dude.
- MKMichael Kosta
... you know, my wife doesn't really, you know, we have a family now, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
... in PA, I, I ride it a lot. Um, and there, it's deer, man, they're very, you know, that's the scary thing there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
They get very close. They're not afraid of cars or motor vehicles at this point.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, there's a time between like September-ish to like December-ish where they're retarded-
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... because they're horny, you know?
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Once it starts getting warm out, they start getting-
- MKMichael Kosta
Retarded deer.
- JRJoe Rogan
... goofy.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then when you get cold, like around November-
- MKMichael Kosta
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that's when it really kicks in. Like if you're in Pennsylvania or Iowa-
- MKMichael Kosta
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God, I visited my friend John in Iowa and I'm driving down the road and every 15 seconds, you're slamming on your brakes.
- MKMichael Kosta
You're slamming... Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Because something's darting near the road.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're all over the place.
- MKMichael Kosta
So they're horny and looking.
- 13:26 – 18:55
Italy pizza vs US pizza, Texas brisket science, and chasing your calling
- JRJoe Rogan
They drink a lot of wine. They stay thin somehow or another, which is odd. Like, I hope RFK Jr. figures that out.
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
How the fuck-
- MKMichael Kosta
It seems to be full butter all, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... I wanna know how the Italians are so thin.
- MKMichael Kosta
All the time.
- JRJoe Rogan
I go to Italy, and-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... it d- it's also, like, it's the cl- the standard cliche, but it is true. You go there, you can eat the food, and it doesn't affect you the same way. It's like, what-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And we don't even think twice about it. We come back here and still order pizza and still feel like shit. If I eat a pizza here, I feel so bloated. I ate a pizza in Italy last summer, and I, I ate the whole pizza too.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
The whole margherita pizza. I ate the whole fucking thing. And I was like, I just would j- just resign myself to, like, the thud of it hitting-
- MKMichael Kosta
Right, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... my digestive tract-
- MKMichael Kosta
Right, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and, like, the, feeling like I'm on Dramamine just, like uh.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I have resigned myself. I'm like, "I'm eating pizza. Fucking I'm, I'm in Italy."
- MKMichael Kosta
This is what's gonna happen.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Let's just do it." Nothing. Never came.
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Never came. Ate a whole pizza. I was like this the rest of the day. I was like, "This is crazy." I'm not even, like-
- MKMichael Kosta
Brisket.
- JRJoe Rogan
... sludgy.
- MKMichael Kosta
Brisket crushes me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Terry Black's will put you down, son.
- MKMichael Kosta
I mean (laughs) -
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- MKMichael Kosta
I mean, I had, uh, I, I was in Houston. Steve Byrne was at the other club. He went to get lunch. Yeah, of course, we go get brisket. I went back to hotel. I slept for, like, three and a half hours.
- 18:55 – 26:29
Comedy careers: starting late, Boston’s killer scene, and social media acceleration
- MKMichael Kosta
I remember I was coaching tennis at University of Michigan. I was making $31,000 a year and I go, "I think I can make this in comedy. If I'm gonna get paid like shit, let me at least do what I want."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
So of course, the first year I did comedy, I made whatever, $6,000 or whatever. But I think often how much harder that would have been if I was making $100,000.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MKMichael Kosta
You know, it's, it's... Because I was poor, let's be poor and pick the thing I wanna be doing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, 100%.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But that's the thing about youth.
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Youth is filled with... If you're 47 years old and you decide that you need to change careers-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and you're gonna be a folk singer and you have a family-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... like what are you talking about?
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah, I mean... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
You have a Volvo, you have a fucking mortgage, you idiot.
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, you have to go to work. You have to go to work. If you're gonna make folk songs, you're gonna make them on the two hours you have for yourself on the weekend-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... when everybody else is out of the house.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You don't have any time for that.
- MKMichael Kosta
What, is it true that Rodney Dangerfield found comedy so late like that?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
That's nuts.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, Rodney did comedy and then quit, but kept writing-
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and was selling aluminum siding.
- MKMichael Kosta
Right, that's what I remember of that story.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then remade it when he was like 46.
- 26:29 – 38:34
Tennis as identity: speaking the sport’s language and embracing the ‘athlete’ background
- MKMichael Kosta
It is very beautiful to watch, um, people get better at stuff.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
There's a, a female tennis player right now named, uh, Andreeva. I forget how to pronounce her first name. But I just watched her at Indian Wells. And I saw her four years ago at the French Open. Everyone was saying, watching, "Uh, did you wanna watch Andreeva?" And I'm like, "This is a child that doesn't know how to play the sport. Why are we talking about her?" I watched her last week, an, uh, absolute nightmare of a beast, you know, hitting the ball, the movement, her shape. And it was like, oh, every day she got better-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- MKMichael Kosta
... for four... And to see that was nuts. And I always go back and watch old, oh my God, Novak Djokovic's first Grand Slam when he's got like the worst haircut in the baggy shirt and the backhand was looking different. Now just it's just amazing to see how these athletes evolve. And I'm sure it's the same for fighters, and you mentioned it was.
- JRJoe Rogan
Sure, yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah, I love seeing that, love seeing that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, well, tennis is like all things, right? It's you-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... when you really do it, then you can truly appreciate people who are great.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Y- like there's, there's so many things that are like, like in martial arts, it's a big, like, especially when things go to the ground. A lot of times people don't understand how difficult a specific maneuver is.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like how he did that-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... how he baited him with that.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then, uh, you have to like... Well, uh, there's certain things I watch and I'm like, "Oh my God, does everybody appreciate this?"
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
That was insane. That was insane.
- MKMichael Kosta
It's a language.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
It's a language. And if you don't speak the lang-... I mean, when-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MKMichael Kosta
I don't speak MMA language, but that's where good commentators come in. You... Oh, they're excited for a reason.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
That, that was something that we don't see very often, and that helps me. I assume that's how it works for tennis people that aren't... or for non-tennis people when they're watching tennis, 'cause it's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I'm sure. But I think only a person like you who is a professional could appreciate the technique involved-
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and like the changing of Djokovic's back string.
- 38:34 – 47:13
Combat sports awe: one-punch power, knockouts, and why timing beats ‘boxing’
- JRJoe Rogan
Those long, tall guys, when you have this torque... Like you ever see Deontay Wilder?
- MKMichael Kosta
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's arguably the greatest one-punch knockout artist in the-
- MKMichael Kosta
Jesus.
- JRJoe Rogan
... history of the heavyweight division. At one point in time, he was like... What is Deontay's record? I think it's like 40 and he's had a few losses recently, but at one point in time, he had like 39 knockouts out of 40 fights.
- MKMichael Kosta
Jesus. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Which is insane.
- MKMichael Kosta
And these are professional fighters he's knocking out.
- JRJoe Rogan
And-
- MKMichael Kosta
It's not me.
- JRJoe Rogan
... he's undersized for the heavyweight division.
- MKMichael Kosta
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
When he fought Tyson Fury, Tyson Fury is like 260. He was 209. 209.
- MKMichael Kosta
And he made it to 40 and 0.
- JRJoe Rogan
40 and 0-
- MKMichael Kosta
Jesus.
- JRJoe Rogan
... and th- 39 of those 40 were knockouts.
- MKMichael Kosta
Were knockouts.
- JRJoe Rogan
Look it, everybody, knockout, TKO, m- TKO, KO. He knocked out everybody. And he knock... G- get the v- Luis Ortiz fight. Show them-
- MKMichael Kosta
For-
- JRJoe Rogan
... the Luis Ortiz fight.
- MKMichael Kosta
Forgive, forgive this extremely ignorant question. When you say knockout, that means like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Flatline.
- MKMichael Kosta
... the guy's done.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, yeah.
- MKMichael Kosta
That's, that's not like the ref calls it. That's a, that's a-
- JRJoe Rogan
So TKO is what-
- MKMichael Kosta
TKO.
- JRJoe Rogan
... the ref calls it.
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay.
- 47:13 – 1:07:04
Flying knees, taps, and the ethics of damage in MMA vs boxing
- JRJoe Rogan
Let me show you o- one of the greatest examples of that.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yes, please.
- JRJoe Rogan
Alex Pereira, who was, uh, a two-division glory world champion. Pull up Alex Pereira KO's Jason Wilnis. So, he-
- MKMichael Kosta
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
He's like the most destructive kickboxer in the history of the sport.
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
And he went over to the UFC, became a two-division UFC champion, just lost his title last weekend in a really close fight, great fight. But he hits this guy with a head kick and drops him. And you can tell this guy's fucked.
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
But they give him the standing eight 'cause it's in kickboxing-
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... not in MMA.
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
They give him the standing eight count, dust his gloves off, "You okay? Come forward." And then he gets hit with a flying knee on the chin.
- MKMichael Kosta
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
And just sent into the shadow realm.
- MKMichael Kosta
Right. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
And it didn't, didn't need to happen this way. And this is what happens when you take a guy who's, like, really-
- MKMichael Kosta
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... rocked and kinda fucked, so watch this. So, he catches him with a head kick. So, he's ... By the way, uh, Jason Wilnis had beaten him twice before, so he drops him with the left hand.
- MKMichael Kosta
Okay, okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is this the first fight?
- NANarrator
Yep, I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
Or is this the, the head kick?
- NANarrator
I think it's the first one.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know.
- NANarrator
I don't know if this is the full fight.
- MKMichael Kosta
Yeah. I'm not sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know if this is the one. I think this is the one when they went back and forth.
- NANarrator
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't think this is the one where he KO's him. I think this is the one where he drops him.
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