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Joe Rogan Experience #2297 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

Francis Foster is a writer and stand-up comic. Konstantin Kisin is a political commentator and author of "An Immigrant's Love Letter to the West." They are the hosts of the podcast and YouTube program "Triggernometry." https://www.francisfoster.co.uk https://www.konstantinkisin.com https://www.youtube.com/@triggerpod Go to https://ExpressVPN.com/ROGAN to get 4 months free! Don’t miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/rogan or with my promo code ROGAN. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit https://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit https://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: https://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 3/30/25 at 11:59 PM ET.

Joe RoganhostKonstantin KisinguestGuest (short interjection – one of the two main guests)guestFrancis Fosterguest
Mar 29, 20252h 56mWatch on YouTube ↗

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    (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. JR

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum music)

    3. NA

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) Gentlemen.

    4. KK

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      Always a pleasure.

    6. KK

      Great to see you, man.

    7. JR

      Great to see you guys, always. What the fuck's happening? Welcome to America.

    8. KK

      Uh, we love being here so much, Joe.

    9. JR

      Your country just keeps getting weirder every time you visit.

    10. KK

      (laughs)

    11. JR

      Every time you visit, I wanna ask you about some new video.

    12. KK

      So does yours, brother. Let's be honest. (laughs)

    13. JR

      Oh, yeah. 100%. Guilty as charged. (laughs)

    14. KK

      (laughs)

    15. JR

      This is... I think we're really close to, like, proof that the simulation is real.

    16. KK

      Ge- I t- it's-

    17. JR

      I think this is-

    18. KK

      (laughs)

    19. JR

      This is why things are so preposterous.

    20. KK

      Do you know, I try and argue against that, and then I see what's happening in all our countries, and I'm like, "You know what? Fine. Probably you've (laughs) got a point now."

    21. JR

      Yeah, you know when I really started... Uh, we- we were actually talking about this yesterday. I really started to genuinely consider it, like, like one of those where it, like, snuck in through my defenses, my logical defenses, when this girl Heather McDonald blacked out on stage while she was making jokes about being vaccinated, and then she blacks out and cracks her skull. Have you seen that?

    22. KK

      Yes.

    23. JR

      Legitimately, it was the first time in my life where I was like, "There's no way."

    24. KK

      (laughs)

    25. JR

      I was like, "They're fucking with us."

    26. KK

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      They're just fucking with... Something's ha-... That can't be so dead-on. Like, this is like God is a script writer. Like, how was that a real thing, that that's a video-

    28. KK

      (laughs)

    29. JR

      ... where someone's... It's... She didn't do it when she was making fun of her boyfriend.

    30. KK

      Yeah.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Mm. …

    1. JR

      also, like, super problematic 'cause he highlights the differences between male psychology and female psychology.

    2. FF

      Mm.

    3. JR

      And people wanna deny that that's a thing. It's like, okay, well ... Okay, with respect to trans people, uh, you know, use whatever pronoun you like, change your name, but can we ... Are we allowed to talk about the inherent differences between males and females that we've observed, or are we supposed to ignore-

    4. FF

      Mm-hmm.

    5. JR

      ... like, data-

    6. FF

      Mm-hmm.

    7. JR

      ... and statistics-

    8. FF

      Mm-hmm.

    9. JR

      ... and reality? Like, what are we supposed to do?

    10. FF

      And our fucking eyes, man. That's the other thing.

    11. JR

      And it's also, like, this is his field of study his whole life. Imagine your field of study all of a sudden becomes problematic.

    12. FF

      Right.

    13. JR

      Like, "Let's not look into that."

    14. FF

      Yeah.

    15. KK

      (laughs)

    16. FF

      (laughs)

    17. JR

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    18. FF

      (laughs)

    19. KK

      (laughs)

    20. JR

      You're, you're, so you're giving into the dumbest notions. And it's happening in, at scale, and it seems like there's, like, two factions in, in what I would call, like, the American left right now. There's the reasonable people that are like, "Hey, hey, hey, we gotta just stop being fucking crazy."

    21. FF

      Mm-hmm.

    22. JR

      Like, they're the Bill Mahers and a lot of other folks like that. They're like, "We gotta stop being crazy."

    23. KK

      Mm-hmm.

    24. JR

      And just a- appeal to, like, rational people. Don't go all the way over there. Stick where, where most people are.

    25. FF

      Mm-hmm.

    26. JR

      And then there's people that, "Well, we gotta f- go further left."

    27. KK

      (laughs)

    28. JR

      Then there's people like, "We gotta take over Tesla dealerships. We gotta light cars on fire." W- the left is, like, justifying spraying Nazi swastikas on cars. (laughs) Like, this is crazy.

    29. KK

      Mm-hmm.

    30. FF

      Yeah.

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    1. JR

      all these billions that are just... They're finding millions-

    2. FF

      (laughs)

    3. JR

      ... all over the... There's, like, billions they've cut. Like, how many fucking billions has Elon cut just from waste?

    4. FF

      A trillion, he says.

    5. JR

      Just waste.

    6. KK

      Yeah. Well-

    7. JR

      It's crazy and people aren't celebrating it. It's weird.

    8. KK

      Well, put it this way, Joe, until relatively recently, if not still, we use faxes in UK government.

    9. JR

      Wow. That's crazy.

    10. FF

      A lot of- I- he-

    11. KK

      I think we got- ye-

    12. FF

      ... you one better. I think when people retire from... What is it, where they have to retire, where they have to write it down on paper and then it's stored in a, in a vault? In a mine.

    13. NA

      Security, I think.

    14. FF

      It's so- stored in a mine.

    15. JR

      In, in a mine?

    16. FF

      Yeah, yeah.

    17. KK

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      Social Security?

    19. NA

      I think so.

    20. JR

      (laughs) Yeah.

    21. FF

      Oh, it's on paper?

    22. JR

      It's in a mine. (laughs)

    23. KK

      (laughs)

    24. FF

      (laughs)

    25. NA

      (laughs)

    26. FF

      I love that press conference as well, because it's like Bret Baier from Fox interviewing Elon and, like, seven other aspie guys and they're all just rattling off numbers, "It's 10,000 filing cabinets. 400,000 paper documents." But when you look at it, it basically hasn't changed since the 1950s.

    27. KK

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      Yeah.

    29. KK

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      I'm distracted by Bret Baier's hair.

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    Mm-hmm. …

    1. JR

      system. They're locked into the system. They're the last people who should be commenting on it, because it's literally what pays you.

    2. GG

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      Like, I can't trust you. Like, "You, you, you need more taxes? Is that what you need?"

    4. GG

      (laughs)

    5. JR

      He'll be like, "Dad!" It's like a cokehead kid of, that's a, that's a kid of a billionaire. "Dad, I need more fucking money."

    6. GG

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      "Thesefucking business assholes are trying to fuck me and I'm gonna buy them out now." Like, "Okay, son. Here."

    8. GG

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      "We'll cut you a check." Mm-hmm. "Get the fuck out of here." That's what we're like. We're, we're insane. We're completely insane.

    10. GG

      Hmm. It's also as well, you know, it's because of our electoral system, everybody thinks on the short term. Nobody thinks on the long term.

    11. JR

      Right. Right, right, right.

    12. GG

      And also as well, you're going to like ... You go, you, you go, you talk about more taxes and, you know, that's gonna piss people off but it's not gonna piss as many people as, off as if you fire great swathes of people, particularly those that may vote for you, because we know, for instance with the Dems, that you're more likely to vote for them if you're a bureaucrat, if you work in government and all that.

    13. JR

      Head injuries.

    14. GG

      (laughs) Yeah. So as a result, you, why are you gonna, why are you gonna piss off the people who are more likely to vote for you? It really, on a logical basis, doesn't really make much sense. But, you know, it sounds like we're slagging off the left, and we are 'cause, 'cause it's necessary.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. GG

      But I can't wait for the left to recover their sanity 'cause they're gonna be super necessary over time. Because when, when people get into power, they do a lot of stuff and th- then eventually that power is corrupting.

    17. JR

      100%.

    18. GG

      And you have to hold power accountable no matter who's got it.

    19. JR

      100%. Everybody needs to hear that and shout that from the rooftops 'cause if the left stays crazy, then you lose balance and then the right goes nuttier.

    20. GG

      Mm-hmm.

    21. JR

      And they go full Christian fundamentalist, like ... They can get, they can get kooky. And this is not a knock on Christians 'cause I think true Christianity is wonderful and beautiful.

    22. GG

      Agreed.

    23. GS

      Hmm.

    24. JR

      I think it's, it's a, it's a great way to live your life and I know some incredible Christians. What I'm-

    25. GG

      Some of the best people.

    26. JR

      I'm talking about human nature-

    27. GG

      Hmm.

    28. JR

      ... as applied to power.

    29. GG

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      And when people get into power, they want more and more and more. That's why rich people are, never feel like they have enough money. Hmm. It's a crazy part of being a man and it's al- uh, and then some women, but it's a lot of men. A lot of men want that. And it's dangerous.

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    Mm. …

    1. KK

    2. JR

      Mm.

    3. KK

      And for a kid, that's heartbreaking. But if you actually show kids, and you go, "Look, you may not be the best at English, maths, history, whatever it is, but I'm gonna teach you how to make something. I'm gonna teach you how to make a table. We're gonna do that. We're gonna make a table. I'm gonna teach you how to be a carpenter. I'm gonna teach you how to redecorate a room. I'm gonna teach you all of these skills." Then kids will be like, "You know what? I am worth something-

    4. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    5. KK

      ... because I can create something of value to people." And that gives self-esteem because when kids join a gang, a lot of them, they haven't ever had a father, they've had nobody really show them any type of, kind of, male approval. And, but if you've got, if you bring 'em in, you teach 'em skills, that would g- build self-esteem, and I guarantee you, for a lot of kids, there wouldn't be that need to go out and seek validation somewhere else.

    6. JR

      Or there'd be less of that need.

    7. KK

      Yes.

    8. GG

      Yeah.

    9. JR

      Yeah, it would help 'em. It would help give them s- a sense of purpose, like that they really can do something cool. Yeah, and for maybe a win for once in their life. You get a win, you know? Something, like you feel good about accomplishing something.

    10. GG

      Mm.

    11. KK

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      It means-

    13. KK

      And that's... Sorry, Joe.

    14. JR

      No, it's huge.

    15. KK

      I was just gonna, yo, I was gonna say, that's so important for a kid.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. KK

      If y- just imagine you, every day of your life, you turned up at school and you lost.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. KK

      Just imagine that as an adult.

    20. JR

      Yep.

    21. KK

      And, but now just im- imagine it as a kid. You've b- you've been conscious for a few years, and you turn up at school, and every day you fail.

    22. JR

      Yeah. Yeah. I've always said this, "If you wanna make America great again, make less losers."

    23. GG

      Mm.

    24. KK

      Yeah.

    25. JR

      How do you do that? Well, you help people not become losers.

    26. GG

      Mm.

    27. JR

      Help, help people figure life out from their perspective.

    28. GG

      Mm.

    29. JR

      Whatever you, their unique challenges, help 'em. Help 'em. Invest in that. You would have a greater America, right? You'd have way more people succeeding-

    30. GG

      Mm-hmm.

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