Joe Rogan Experience #2298 - Kurt Metzger

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum music)

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music)

   4. KMKurt Metzger0:12

      I have these shades, you know why? I'll save this gold, hold on.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      'Cause the future's so bright, you gotta wear shades.

   6. KMKurt Metzger0:18

      Oh, uh, nuclear war. The flash, you have 50... No. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:21

      Oh, yeah, it's good protection. I heard get under the table as well.

   8. KMKurt Metzger0:24

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:25

      You remember that in high school? They, did they do that in your high school? You're younger than me.

   10. KMKurt Metzger0:27

       No, they, okay, yeah, so I'm '47.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       They used to tell us, "Get under the..." I was, I'm 10 years older.

   12. KMKurt Metzger0:31

       Yeah, my parents, they did that too. Oh, yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       Yeah, they told you, "Get under the table." Like, what? (laughs)

   14. KMKurt Metzger0:35

       They did that surprisingly long. (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:37

       It's like a mask for COVID. It's basically the same thing. Like-

   16. KMKurt Metzger0:40

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       ... that is not working. Getting under the table is so dumb. Like it's a fucking nuclear blast that annihilates buildings. You're saying get under my stupid desk with the clamshell?

   18. KMKurt Metzger0:49

       It's-

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       Remember those desks with the clamshell?

   20. KMKurt Metzger0:50

       It's the only shot... Yeah, that's from my first desk I had-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       They kept the books in there?

   22. KMKurt Metzger0:53

       ... as a kid. We... It's the only shot we got.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       (laughs)

   24. KMKurt Metzger0:55

       Now, I saw Indiana Jones get in a fridge on that-

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       (sighs)

   26. KMKurt Metzger0:58

       ... on the...

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       Yeah, that was a good move.

   28. KMKurt Metzger1:00

       Where was he, at Trinity? I don't know. (laughs) He's, he's like a nuclear test and he got in a fridge.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       What the fuck?

   30. KMKurt Metzger1:04

       So, they really made them things back then, you know?
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah, about heroin. This…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

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   2. KMKurt Metzger15:51

      I brought to light how we are sending $40 to $87 million to the Taliban for about a year now. It's more than that. Uh, I, I've mentioned it quite a few times, and I've seen the... back before the State Department said they accidentally gave (laughs) them the money.

   3. JRJoe Rogan16:03

      Yeah.

   4. KMKurt Metzger16:04

      You know how we left the wrong way and left all our stuff and didn't disa- we thought it was disabled, but it wasn't. Well, that's the lithium triangle that, that, uh, Afghanistan's in. So, I'm sure that's part of the deal. We give them all our stuff. They, hey, they played a good game, give them some helicopters. And, uh, we, we can train terrorists there, 'cause most of the Islamicists came from us or Saudis or Israel or Pakistan, most of them. Uh, and, and we paid them, uh, like, $100 million out of the State Department. Maybe it was the U.S.A., U.S. aid, I don't know. But a s- a, a dude who showed me a video of it that he had. He wouldn't text it to me. He was, like, scared to text it to me. But this guy used to be a... he had an international press pass, and he showed me video of these Taliban guys, and they made, like, a, like, a fort out of American money. (laughs) They made, like, a, like, a way more than a chest-high wall of money.

   5. JRJoe Rogan16:54

      Jesus Christ.

   6. KMKurt Metzger16:55

      And so he wouldn't send it to me, but then two weeks later, the- it comes out in the news that they accidentally... So, they slipped in the tru- they slipped in that they gave it to them. But they have lithium there, 'cause that's the name of the game, right?

   7. JRJoe Rogan17:08

      I'm gonna say-

   8. KMKurt Metzger17:09

      Murderals.

   9. JRJoe Rogan17:09

      ... only the Sean Ryan thing, Jamie.

   10. NANarrator17:11

       Okay.

   11. KMKurt Metzger17:12

       So, he's, so he's right about that. He could-

   12. JRJoe Rogan17:14

       Sorry for the long pause earlier. I was trying to figure something out.

   13. KMKurt Metzger17:18

       So, he's right what he's saying, but I'm like, you weren't aware of this earlier, Sean? As a guy that ran a cartel (laughs) or whatever, that's where he came from. He's in Colombia running a drug network. They don't just let Americans do that unless they're like... you know? Come on. You d- you-

   14. JRJoe Rogan17:34

       Well, he was openly working for the government, right? When he was doing that?

   15. KMKurt Metzger17:39

       Oh, y- you don't think he was selling the drugs on behalf of the government?

   16. JRJoe Rogan17:41

       Well, what, what... I don't know what he was even admitting to doing.

   17. KMKurt Metzger17:45

       It's a, it's a Kim, uh-

   18. JRJoe Rogan17:45

       By the way, I really like this guy. I know you have issues with him. I've had him on the show.

   19. KMKurt Metzger17:49

       I don't have any personal issues with him.

   20. JRJoe Rogan17:50

       I like him a lot.

   21. KMKurt Metzger17:51

       Well, I don't have any personal issues.

   22. JRJoe Rogan17:52

       I think, I think-

   23. KMKurt Metzger17:53

       But I don't wanna say that. He's a killer.

   24. JRJoe Rogan17:54

       There's g- there's guys that get into the military, start working for the government, become agency people, get hired to do jobs all over the world, and I know a bunch of them. And they're some of the most interesting people I've ever met in my life.

   25. KMKurt Metzger18:08

       100%.

   26. JRJoe Rogan18:09

       ... but they don't agree with the way things are being run. And if they've done that, and then they step out, and then they start talking about it, like Shawn Ryan, you gotta kinda, like-

   27. KMKurt Metzger18:19

       That makes total sense.

   28. JRJoe Rogan18:20

       Yeah.

   29. KMKurt Metzger18:20

       That, I, that, everything you're saying is perfectly reasonable. Now I remember. When the Tesla, the guy who blew up his own Tesla outside a, Elon's-

   30. JRJoe Rogan18:28

       Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Well, they- …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      pretty brutal measures for dealing with the Nazis.

   2. KMKurt Metzger30:01

      Well, they-

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      Right?

   4. KMKurt Metzger30:02

      I know they did because they, as you know, copied them from us, where we started that first. That's the rocket fact.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      What? We started that?

   6. KMKurt Metzger30:08

      Yeah. Eugenics is from America. It's all from... All of the things are from America or England. All the things. You think of the, uh, Nazis as some like-... like an Al-Qaeda that somebody funded, 'cause it worked out for them at the time, until it didn't work out. At least it's like constant gain of function, right?

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:25

      (laughs)

   8. KMKurt Metzger30:26

      We just gotta cave. Look at the-

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:27

      Gain-of-function government.

   10. KMKurt Metzger30:28

       Yeah. That's what we have.

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       That's a great, that's a great line, "gain-of-function government."

   12. KMKurt Metzger30:32

       Yeah, they, they-

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:32

       No, you're, you're on to something.

   14. KMKurt Metzger30:33

       "Hey, what if we make them more deadly?" "Oh, no! You guys gotta be locked down 'cause we cocked up some virus."

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       Carroll recalled that some of the munchkins were German-born actors who'd performed throughout Europe in a midget troupe booked by showman Leo Singer, who arranged to bring them to the United States for filming. The Wizard of Oz allowed the actors to escape as Nazis began to extend their reach across Europe in the late 1930s. Whoa, when did they do The Wizard of Oz?

   16. GSGuest (additional, name not specified)30:56

       '39, I wanna say? I don't know.

   17. KMKurt Metzger30:59

       Dude, you just reminded me-

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:01

       Whoa, they were already killing people in the '30s?

   19. KMKurt Metzger31:03

       You just reminded me of something great. No, but, uh, y- even... Okay. So, this is one of my favorite historical, um... So, you know how back in the day, the, uh, Jeffrey Hudson. Do you know about Jeffrey Hudson?

   20. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       No.

   21. KMKurt Metzger31:17

       The queen's dwarf in England? Uh, so back in the day... Wait, let me just see the year here. So, 1619 to 1682. He's, he lived kinda long, I guess, for that... Anyway, back then, royalty would collect, uh, like, you know, uh, dwarves, or if you were, like, really fat, because you had some gland problem, there's a girl in Spain like that-

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:39

       Right.

   23. KMKurt Metzger31:39

       ... and someone discovered you, uh, royals would keep you in, like, a menagerie. (laughs) Like, they're, "Ooh, a dwarf!" And you'd be, like, the court... Her dwarf.

   24. JRJoe Rogan31:47

       Hmm.

   25. KMKurt Metzger31:48

       Like a Paris Hilton dog, you know, from, uh... You know?

   26. JRJoe Rogan31:51

       Right.

   27. KMKurt Metzger31:51

       So this guy, Jeffrey Hudson, uh... I don't, I can't remember what queen it is, but for her birthday, they baked him into a pie. I mean, they didn't bake him, but they put him in a pie, okay? So then, she presents him this gigantic... this pie, this... And he jumps out, and then starts dancing on the table, and she loved it. I think he belonged to another noble family. It's like, "Well, you can have him." So then, he became her dwarf, and he had, like, a little sword. And, uh, he would... Uh, one of her relatives, he would, would disguise himself as a poor person and go... (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan32:21

       Jesus Christ.

   29. KMKurt Metzger32:22

       Yeah.

   30. JRJoe Rogan32:22

       That laugh?
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   I'll tell you what…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      to go in? That's the most important.

   2. KMKurt Metzger45:01

      I'll tell you what it is.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      But it's the ability-

   4. KMKurt Metzger45:02

      We're getting to it.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:03

      I'm getting to it.

   6. KMKurt Metzger45:03

      Oh.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      But it's weird how much we rely on charisma and likability and th- just like the ability to form sentences in an eloquent manner.

   8. KMKurt Metzger45:14

      Mm-hmm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:15

      That's impressive. Even though that's only one aspect of what it would be... Like the most important aspect of being a president, I would think it'd be, be rational, be able to make decisions that are very difficult, know the correct direction, and be selfless, right? You- you're-

   10. KMKurt Metzger45:29

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:29

       ... doing this for the country. That's the best version that we could think of as a president.

   12. KMKurt Metzger45:33

       That's what you have to look like, but what you have to be good at is looking like you're that, all those things.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       Yeah.

   14. KMKurt Metzger45:39

       And take orders from the people who are in charge of you. That's how it's run ever since they killed Kennedy, but probably before then.

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       Well, I think that was ... I think that was true. I think when they killed Kennedy.

   16. KMKurt Metzger45:49

       That's the coup. You know the deep state term?

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:51

       Yeah.

   18. KMKurt Metzger45:52

       Peter Dale Scott, uh, he's a Berk- a leftist Berkeley professor.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:55

       What is this fucking thing that I keep hearing, that there's a video of Lee Harvey Oswald?

   20. KMKurt Metzger46:00

       Oh, Luna. That's that chick. Luna said it.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       She said that there was a video of Lee Harvey Oswald-

   22. KMKurt Metzger46:04

       NBC has it.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:05

       ... that NBC has it.

   24. KMKurt Metzger46:06

       Where he's like in front of the car or something.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:07

       And did Oliver Stone tell her this?

   26. KMKurt Metzger46:09

       I-

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:09

       That's ... I read that on X. I don't know if that's true.

   28. KMKurt Metzger46:12

       Oh, I didn't hear that. Look, if true, it's explosive. You know, I sent Jamie a video about-

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:17

       But how would ... how could it possibly be true?

   30. KMKurt Metzger46:20

       Um-
5. 1:00:00 – 1:06:24

   Right. …

   1. KMKurt Metzger1:00:00

      like a man though. But a lot of my friends, "Oh, no, he's going away. He crossed state lines." What does that mean?

   2. GSGuest (additional, name not specified)1:00:06

      Right.

   3. KMKurt Metzger1:00:07

      With a gun, but you don't say the part, but your brain finishes it, right?

   4. GSGuest (additional, name not specified)1:00:09

      Right.

   5. KMKurt Metzger1:00:10

      But watch the video. You can watch the video and see exactly what happened. Every part of the night of every character in the story, there's no mystery as to who was at fault and whatever.

   6. GSGuest (additional, name not specified)1:00:19

      Right.

   7. KMKurt Metzger1:00:19

      So all you gotta do is look at that. That shouldn't even have been a case.

   8. GSGuest (additional, name not specified)1:00:22

      Right.

   9. KMKurt Metzger1:00:23

      People... I told you my ex, uh, she, uh, uh, sh- uh, she's such a blue, "No matter who dips shit." She goes, "I don't need to see the footage."

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       Oh, that's crazy.

   11. KMKurt Metzger1:00:31

       I go, "What am I, Galileo looking in a telescope, bitch?"

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       Yeah. No, the story that's even more fucked up is he... The people that he was protecting were, I believe they were-

   13. KMKurt Metzger1:00:39

       Indian immigrants.

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:40

       ... Indian. Indian immigrants who were his friends.

   15. KMKurt Metzger1:00:41

       That white kids... Yes, white kids had burned down-

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

       Yes.

   17. KMKurt Metzger1:00:44

       ... Indian immigrants' property because they were mad about a Black man being shot by a cop, who, by the way-

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:49

       So they asked him to help them.

   19. KMKurt Metzger1:00:50

       ... should've been shot.... Jacob Blake was kidnapping two kids and going for a knife in his car, probably trying to get shot. He had just had a fight with that chick he had a restraining order with. And if you've ever been in a bad relationship, you know how Ragnarok it can get.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:03

       (laughs)

   21. KMKurt Metzger1:01:04

       Right?

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:04

       Ragnarok. (laughs)

   23. KMKurt Metzger1:01:05

       And where, and people do death by cop all the time-

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       Yes, they do.

   25. KMKurt Metzger1:01:08

       ... and that's what that... And then the governor, I found out when I played Kenosha, that governor or whatever went, and he kicked off the riot by saying, "Oh, we think the cop shot him." He just said something-

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:17

       Oh, Jesus Christ.

   27. KMKurt Metzger1:01:17

       ... really irresponsible that they would take you off the air for saying if it caused this. Right?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:22

       Right.

   29. KMKurt Metzger1:01:23

       But that was the agenda to, to make that. I, uh, we all know BLM was a scam, right, and all the money went to a fat bitch?

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:28

       (laughs)

Episode duration: 2:33:31