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Joe Rogan Experience #2305 - Rich Vos

Rich Vos is a standup comic, writer, and actor. He's the host, along with his wife Bonnie McFarland, of the podcasts "My Wife Hates Me," and "For Worse." Catch his most recent special, "Rich Vos: Anonymous," on Youtube. https://amzn.to/3NQJ2T0 https://www.richvos.com Go to https://ExpressVPN.com/ROGANYT to get 4 months free! Download the DraftKings Pick6 app NOW and use code ROGAN. Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Help is available for problem gambling. Call (888) 789-7777 or visit https://ccpg.org (CT). 18+ in most eligible jurisdictions, but other age and eligibility restrictions may apply. Valid only in jurisdictions where DraftKings Pick6 operates. Pick6 not available everywhere, including, but not limited to NY, and CA-ONT (for up-to-date list of jurisdictions please visit https://pick6.draftkings.com/where-is-pick6-available). Void where prohibited. 1 per new Pick6 customer. $5+ first Pick Set to receive $50 issued as non-withdrawable Pick6 Credits that expire in 14 days (336 hours). Ends 5/4/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Terms: https://pick6.draftkings.com/promos Sponsored by DraftKings.

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Apr 15, 20252h 55mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

    2. RV

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. NA

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (instrumental music)

    4. JR

      Let's go. (laughs) How are you, fella? Good to see you.

    5. RV

      Wow.

    6. JR

      Dude, you're fucking dripping with diamonds, sir. What's going on? The road's been good to you. Look at you.

    7. RV

      I'm just so empty inside.

    8. JR

      (laughs)

    9. RV

      This fill- this fills the hole for, like- (laughs)

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. RV

      Like, it's like, you know, you go by it, like, oh, and then you get home, you go, "I hate my life. I hate my insides." And-

    12. JR

      (laughs)

    13. RV

      ... no spirituality, but I get to look at my just emptiness on, you know, I just-

    14. JR

      Driving with rapper diamonds.

    15. RV

      I ran out of, I ran out of shit to buy, so (laughs) like there's nothing that-

    16. JR

      What kind of car you driving?

    17. RV

      A Lexus IS350.

    18. JR

      Oh, those are fun.

    19. RV

      It's nice.

    20. JR

      That's a good car.

    21. RV

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      Bulletproof, never, never gonna break.

    23. RV

      And it's so fast.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. RV

      And it's, you know, it's... But this is how fucked it... Okay, so the two... Okay, I had the, uh, Lexus 350, right?

    26. JR

      Right.

    27. RV

      Or whatever. I went, and I had it for seven months maybe. I went in to get it serviced, and I was kinda depressed, so I bought a different car, actually.

    28. JR

      (laughs)

    29. RV

      I go, this is not, this is fucked up. So I bought the IS350. I had the other car for seven fucking months. I go, "You know what? That one looks cool." So I bought that, and then I went in to get it, uh, that service, and it was the exact same car a year later, but I liked the newer color, the newer gray.

    30. JR

      Oh.

  2. 15:0030:00

    You definitely have. …

    1. RV

      ... And my wife's ... I, I know I've earned respect from my peers. I know it, 'cause I've done enou-

    2. JR

      You definitely have.

    3. RV

      From f- from white to Black comics, Black comics that most white comics don't even know. You know what I mean? You know?

    4. JR

      We did a lot of those runs back in the day.

    5. RV

      I did all ... Yeah. I, and did all those TV shows.

    6. JR

      Yep.

    7. RV

      I did them all.

    8. JR

      Yep.

    9. RV

      You know? Uh, please, I started Black comedy, so ... (laughs)

    10. JR

      (laughs)

    11. RV

      Okay? You can only hold a white man down so long. So ... And, and, like ... I think, in life, I'm more about respect than accomplishment.

    12. JR

      Okay, right.

    13. RV

      You see what I'm saying?

    14. JR

      So you, you're more about the respect from your peers.

    15. RV

      Not only my peers, the industry too though. The industry doesn't know. Like, say some club owner. Let's say a club owner.

    16. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    17. RV

      They're not sitting in the room watching your shows. Ev- all they care about are the fucking numbers that come in. They don't ... I had a club owner once, I said to him ... And you're lucky, you're way out of that, but I'm still, I'm in that. So I said to a club owner once, he goes ... I said, "Look, I'm as funny as I've ever been right now in life." He goes, "That doesn't fucking matter. What does that matter?" And it's all a quick fix. You know?

    18. JR

      Right, they just wanna sell tickets.

    19. RV

      Sell ticket- ... And I get it. They gotta keep their doors open, but-

    20. JR

      Well, that's the weird marriage between, uh, the club owner and the comic, you know?

    21. RV

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      I used to tell comics, you know, "We're not ..." Every comic feels like they're battling it with club owners. Like, the club owner's never given them enough money. The club owner's fucking them over, lied about it being sold out.

    23. RV

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      "It was definitely sold out. I want my bonus." That kinda shit.

    25. RV

      Yeah.

    26. JR

      You don't wanna be a club owner. You don't. You don't. I mean, I, I, I give that advice, then I became one.

    27. RV

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      But just by necessity. But I was like, "You, this is an important relationship." Like, you gotta be nice to them, and so they respect you.

    29. RV

      Yeah.

    30. JR

      And you should- 'Cause everybody in the beginning, you feel like you're ignored by them. But that's- it's a weird thing, because they're just in the business of comedy.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Yeah, but it, it…

    1. RV

      But I was already established and she was established.

    2. JR

      Yeah, but it, it doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be. It could be, but it doesn't h- Like these-

    3. RV

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      ... these like hard, fast rules, they don't work.

    5. RV

      Well-

    6. JR

      It all completely depends on the individual. I mean, how different-

    7. RV

      Yes.

    8. JR

      ... are comics? Like, how different are you to Shane Gillis? How different am I to Ari Shaffir? Like, we're all-

    9. RV

      Uh-huh.

    10. JR

      ... different. Even though we're all real good friends, we're all... There's no hard rules.

    11. RV

      No.I luckily came up with the, one of the strongest crews in New York.

    12. JR

      Oh, you came up with an amaz- amazing crew.

    13. RV

      You know, from fucking-

    14. JR

      Patrice?

    15. RV

      Patrice, Norton-

    16. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    17. RV

      ... Billy, Bobby, Colin. You know, Kev?

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. RV

      Lil K-, you know, Kevin Hart. Uh-

    20. JR

      It was an amazing crew.

    21. RV

      You know, our crew, and you know, and then Bonnie w- hung, hung with us.

    22. JR

      Bro, I knew you back when you had Jheri curls. (laughs)

    23. RV

      You knew me when I was doing Robin Gibbons bits. (laughs)

    24. JR

      (laughs)

    25. RV

      You knew.

    26. JR

      That's right. It was the '80s.

    27. RV

      You don't, you don't remember. You might remember. We were working a one-nighter in Seaside, New Jersey. It was my ex-wife, and me, you, and her took a walk to the boardwalk. We were in Seaside-

    28. JR

      Oh.

    29. RV

      ... right on the boardwalk, and it was just me, you, and her, and I think you just came down from Boston, and I don't think you were living in New York. I think you were just doing some shows, some one-nighters-

    30. JR

      Oh, wow.

  4. 45:001:00:00

    The antisemitism in this…

    1. RV

      you know. All the shit I put about Israel this and that, that's, that's... My life is comedy. But, I think in life if you're not part of the, like they say, solution you're part of the problem with what's going on in this world, with, in this, mainly in this country, the antisemitism in this country.

    2. JR

      The antisemitism in this country is weird, because it popped up like it was hiding. You know, after October 7th-

    3. RV

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      ... it popped up like it was hiding, like what... Where... Is this been here the whole time?

    5. RV

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      It was weird. And I think there's a lot of it in, um, on Twitter, in, um, these places, that I think is not human beings, and that inspires human beings to get bold. I think there's a lot of it that's bots.

    7. RV

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      There's a lot of it that's bo... I see these... I- I've like... When someone says something outrageous on Twitter, I'll go to the account and see like what, what they're doing.

    9. RV

      Uh-huh.

    10. JR

      And what... And sometimes I go, I go, "Oh, this isn't a person." Like you- you can figure it out after like a couple of pages. Like this is not an actual person. This is a person that jumps onto every controversial subject and says something insightful.

    11. RV

      Uh-huh.

    12. JR

      And they do it over and over again. And you see it with abortion, you see it with immigration, you see it with voting, you see it with the rigged elections. Like, there was an FBI analyst who, uh, took a look at Twitter before the purchase and he said, "I think it's as much as 80% bots." I think we're getting played-

    13. RV

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      ... as a civilization, back and forth. I think we're getting... I think so many people are vulnerable to like following a narrative.

    15. RV

      Well, and, and, and I, I agree. See, t-... And I've said this, and I believe in free speech. You didn't... I... When we talked about this you didn't agree with it but...

    16. JR

      I didn't agree with free speech?

    17. RV

      No, no, no, what I said about the internet, that some people in life use that plat-... Shouldn't have a platform in life because they're, they're nuts. They're nuts. Like if you had a, someone in the audience that's nuts you're gonna, you're gonna take them out-

    18. JR

      Right.

    19. RV

      You're gonna get rid of them.

    20. JR

      Right, but that's the, the difference between an audience and the internet is-

    21. RV

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      ... you don't have to engage with the nuts.

    23. RV

      Okay, but there's people that are following these nuts. Okay, you take whatever's going on in the Middle East, whatever-

    24. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    25. RV

      ... whethe- whatever side you're on, Israel, Palestine, whatever. Why are college campuses letting this happen on campus where Jews can't go to class, where they're being harassed, where they feel threatened?

    26. NA

      Jewish students-

    27. JR

      Well, a lot of that stuff is funded.

    28. RV

      Yeah, it's funded by Qatar or whatever.

    29. JR

      Or whatever. Whoever's-

    30. RV

      Whoever's funded it.

  5. 1:00:001:15:00

    And so they started…

    1. RV

      then, they've been at war.

    2. JR

      And so they started settling-

    3. RV

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      Another wave of Jews started coming in 1904, from 1904-

    5. RV

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      ... to 1914.

    7. RV

      So-

    8. JR

      Yeah.

    9. RV

      ... befo- 538 BCE.

    10. JR

      Yeah, but the problem is-

    11. RV

      They-

    12. JR

      ... like, there, were Palestinians there. And like what are, they don't even have a country. Let's, you, if you've got-

    13. RV

      Yes.

    14. JR

      ... people that are right next to you that don't even have a country, they don't, they don't ha- You know, what do, what do they do if they're ruled by Hamas?

    15. RV

      Okay.

    16. JR

      How do they fight back? Like with these... They are protesting in the streets now, but guess what?

    17. RV

      They are against Hamas.

    18. JR

      Yeah, they are.

    19. RV

      They are.

    20. JR

      They get executed.

    21. RV

      Did you just see that?

    22. JR

      Yes.

    23. RV

      The big protest? I just saw that.

    24. JR

      Thousands and thousands-

    25. RV

      Yes.

    26. JR

      ... of courageous people protesting in the street.

    27. RV

      It's, uh-

    28. JR

      They're like, "We don't want any more of this. Stop."

    29. RV

      Well, well, look what happened. They got, they, they, uh-... got, I mean, 'cause of Israel's help, got Assad outta Syria. Now the rebels took over, but Assad killed almost 500,000 of his own people. Tortured 100,000. I mean, those are the numbers I read. I don't know if they're exact. But he's got-

    30. JR

      There's a lot of controversial about Assad in Syria.

  6. 1:15:001:18:56

    You know? And, and…

    1. JR

    2. RV

      You know? And, and another thing, I go, "Hey, listen, you know, uh, seven years, uh, uh, it's, it's time to move on, and I hope we can still be friends." And he went, "Definitely." Not like, "Are you sure? Maybe we could work this out." It's like when you fucking leave a girl. She goes-

    3. JR

      She's like, "Great."

    4. RV

      "Okay." (laughs) Wait, whoa.

    5. JR

      Yeah.

    6. RV

      Come on. I, I added something. F- fight for me.

    7. JR

      Nope.

    8. RV

      So, no. (laughs) So, yeah, I would love to speak in colleges or, or, or maybe that's when I-

    9. JR

      Not tonight.

    10. RV

      Let it cool down a little bit.

    11. JR

      Let it cool, yeah, right (laughs) .

    12. RV

      (laughs)

    13. JR

      Give it a year or so.

    14. RV

      (laughs) Give it a year.

    15. JR

      (laughs)

    16. RV

      I, uh, I probably wouldn't be able to get to the auditorium. Uh-

    17. JR

      Trump said the wildest shit about Gaza. "We're gonna turn into the Mediterranean of the Middle East."

    18. RV

      Yeah. Like-

    19. JR

      What? "We're gonna take it." (laughs)

    20. RV

      But he keeps saying-

    21. JR

      (clears throat)

    22. RV

      ... and I, I don't follow. Uh, uh, the, you know, if you don't release the hostages, there's hell to pay. Well, what, what has hell, what has he done, uh, to help release the hostages? I mean, we're... Now they're being attacked by fucking Yemen through the... Who, you know, I mean, what... I don't know. Release the fucking hostages and then maybe things will-

    23. JR

      How many hostages are left now?

    24. RV

      What is it? 70 or P- f- I don't know, 'cause they keep dropping. You know, four hostages for 1,000 prisoners or whatever, you know? I mean that's-

    25. JR

      Is that what they're doing?

    26. RV

      Whatever. It's a trade-off, how many prisoners they gotta give them for a hostage. And-

    27. JR

      Man.

    28. RV

      You know, these, this would've never went on in this c- We would not have put up. I mean, we did with Carter, with, uh, the, the, the-

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. RV

      200.

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