EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,017 words- 0:00 – 15:00
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…
- NANarrator
(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
- RVRich Vos
The Joe Rogan Experience.
- NANarrator
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (instrumental music)
- JRJoe Rogan
Let's go. (laughs) How are you, fella? Good to see you.
- RVRich Vos
Wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dude, you're fucking dripping with diamonds, sir. What's going on? The road's been good to you. Look at you.
- RVRich Vos
I'm just so empty inside.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RVRich Vos
This fill- this fills the hole for, like- (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RVRich Vos
Like, it's like, you know, you go by it, like, oh, and then you get home, you go, "I hate my life. I hate my insides." And-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RVRich Vos
... no spirituality, but I get to look at my just emptiness on, you know, I just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Driving with rapper diamonds.
- RVRich Vos
I ran out of, I ran out of shit to buy, so (laughs) like there's nothing that-
- JRJoe Rogan
What kind of car you driving?
- RVRich Vos
A Lexus IS350.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, those are fun.
- RVRich Vos
It's nice.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a good car.
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bulletproof, never, never gonna break.
- RVRich Vos
And it's so fast.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RVRich Vos
And it's, you know, it's... But this is how fucked it... Okay, so the two... Okay, I had the, uh, Lexus 350, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RVRich Vos
Or whatever. I went, and I had it for seven months maybe. I went in to get it serviced, and I was kinda depressed, so I bought a different car, actually.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RVRich Vos
I go, this is not, this is fucked up. So I bought the IS350. I had the other car for seven fucking months. I go, "You know what? That one looks cool." So I bought that, and then I went in to get it, uh, that service, and it was the exact same car a year later, but I liked the newer color, the newer gray.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- 15:00 – 30:00
You definitely have. …
- RVRich Vos
... And my wife's ... I, I know I've earned respect from my peers. I know it, 'cause I've done enou-
- JRJoe Rogan
You definitely have.
- RVRich Vos
From f- from white to Black comics, Black comics that most white comics don't even know. You know what I mean? You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
We did a lot of those runs back in the day.
- RVRich Vos
I did all ... Yeah. I, and did all those TV shows.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yep.
- RVRich Vos
I did them all.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yep.
- RVRich Vos
You know? Uh, please, I started Black comedy, so ... (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RVRich Vos
Okay? You can only hold a white man down so long. So ... And, and, like ... I think, in life, I'm more about respect than accomplishment.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay, right.
- RVRich Vos
You see what I'm saying?
- JRJoe Rogan
So you, you're more about the respect from your peers.
- RVRich Vos
Not only my peers, the industry too though. The industry doesn't know. Like, say some club owner. Let's say a club owner.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RVRich Vos
They're not sitting in the room watching your shows. Ev- all they care about are the fucking numbers that come in. They don't ... I had a club owner once, I said to him ... And you're lucky, you're way out of that, but I'm still, I'm in that. So I said to a club owner once, he goes ... I said, "Look, I'm as funny as I've ever been right now in life." He goes, "That doesn't fucking matter. What does that matter?" And it's all a quick fix. You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, they just wanna sell tickets.
- RVRich Vos
Sell ticket- ... And I get it. They gotta keep their doors open, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, that's the weird marriage between, uh, the club owner and the comic, you know?
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I used to tell comics, you know, "We're not ..." Every comic feels like they're battling it with club owners. Like, the club owner's never given them enough money. The club owner's fucking them over, lied about it being sold out.
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"It was definitely sold out. I want my bonus." That kinda shit.
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You don't wanna be a club owner. You don't. You don't. I mean, I, I, I give that advice, then I became one.
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But just by necessity. But I was like, "You, this is an important relationship." Like, you gotta be nice to them, and so they respect you.
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And you should- 'Cause everybody in the beginning, you feel like you're ignored by them. But that's- it's a weird thing, because they're just in the business of comedy.
- 30:00 – 45:00
Yeah, but it, it…
- RVRich Vos
But I was already established and she was established.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but it, it doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be. It could be, but it doesn't h- Like these-
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... these like hard, fast rules, they don't work.
- RVRich Vos
Well-
- JRJoe Rogan
It all completely depends on the individual. I mean, how different-
- RVRich Vos
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... are comics? Like, how different are you to Shane Gillis? How different am I to Ari Shaffir? Like, we're all-
- RVRich Vos
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
... different. Even though we're all real good friends, we're all... There's no hard rules.
- RVRich Vos
No.I luckily came up with the, one of the strongest crews in New York.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, you came up with an amaz- amazing crew.
- RVRich Vos
You know, from fucking-
- JRJoe Rogan
Patrice?
- RVRich Vos
Patrice, Norton-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RVRich Vos
... Billy, Bobby, Colin. You know, Kev?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RVRich Vos
Lil K-, you know, Kevin Hart. Uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
It was an amazing crew.
- RVRich Vos
You know, our crew, and you know, and then Bonnie w- hung, hung with us.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro, I knew you back when you had Jheri curls. (laughs)
- RVRich Vos
You knew me when I was doing Robin Gibbons bits. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RVRich Vos
You knew.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's right. It was the '80s.
- RVRich Vos
You don't, you don't remember. You might remember. We were working a one-nighter in Seaside, New Jersey. It was my ex-wife, and me, you, and her took a walk to the boardwalk. We were in Seaside-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- RVRich Vos
... right on the boardwalk, and it was just me, you, and her, and I think you just came down from Boston, and I don't think you were living in New York. I think you were just doing some shows, some one-nighters-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- 45:00 – 1:00:00
The antisemitism in this…
- RVRich Vos
you know. All the shit I put about Israel this and that, that's, that's... My life is comedy. But, I think in life if you're not part of the, like they say, solution you're part of the problem with what's going on in this world, with, in this, mainly in this country, the antisemitism in this country.
- JRJoe Rogan
The antisemitism in this country is weird, because it popped up like it was hiding. You know, after October 7th-
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... it popped up like it was hiding, like what... Where... Is this been here the whole time?
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was weird. And I think there's a lot of it in, um, on Twitter, in, um, these places, that I think is not human beings, and that inspires human beings to get bold. I think there's a lot of it that's bots.
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a lot of it that's bo... I see these... I- I've like... When someone says something outrageous on Twitter, I'll go to the account and see like what, what they're doing.
- RVRich Vos
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
And what... And sometimes I go, I go, "Oh, this isn't a person." Like you- you can figure it out after like a couple of pages. Like this is not an actual person. This is a person that jumps onto every controversial subject and says something insightful.
- RVRich Vos
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
And they do it over and over again. And you see it with abortion, you see it with immigration, you see it with voting, you see it with the rigged elections. Like, there was an FBI analyst who, uh, took a look at Twitter before the purchase and he said, "I think it's as much as 80% bots." I think we're getting played-
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... as a civilization, back and forth. I think we're getting... I think so many people are vulnerable to like following a narrative.
- RVRich Vos
Well, and, and, and I, I agree. See, t-... And I've said this, and I believe in free speech. You didn't... I... When we talked about this you didn't agree with it but...
- JRJoe Rogan
I didn't agree with free speech?
- RVRich Vos
No, no, no, what I said about the internet, that some people in life use that plat-... Shouldn't have a platform in life because they're, they're nuts. They're nuts. Like if you had a, someone in the audience that's nuts you're gonna, you're gonna take them out-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- RVRich Vos
You're gonna get rid of them.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, but that's the, the difference between an audience and the internet is-
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you don't have to engage with the nuts.
- RVRich Vos
Okay, but there's people that are following these nuts. Okay, you take whatever's going on in the Middle East, whatever-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- RVRich Vos
... whethe- whatever side you're on, Israel, Palestine, whatever. Why are college campuses letting this happen on campus where Jews can't go to class, where they're being harassed, where they feel threatened?
- NANarrator
Jewish students-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, a lot of that stuff is funded.
- RVRich Vos
Yeah, it's funded by Qatar or whatever.
- JRJoe Rogan
Or whatever. Whoever's-
- RVRich Vos
Whoever's funded it.
- 1:00:00 – 1:15:00
And so they started…
- RVRich Vos
then, they've been at war.
- JRJoe Rogan
And so they started settling-
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Another wave of Jews started coming in 1904, from 1904-
- RVRich Vos
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to 1914.
- RVRich Vos
So-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RVRich Vos
... befo- 538 BCE.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but the problem is-
- RVRich Vos
They-
- JRJoe Rogan
... like, there, were Palestinians there. And like what are, they don't even have a country. Let's, you, if you've got-
- RVRich Vos
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... people that are right next to you that don't even have a country, they don't, they don't ha- You know, what do, what do they do if they're ruled by Hamas?
- RVRich Vos
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
How do they fight back? Like with these... They are protesting in the streets now, but guess what?
- RVRich Vos
They are against Hamas.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, they are.
- RVRich Vos
They are.
- JRJoe Rogan
They get executed.
- RVRich Vos
Did you just see that?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- RVRich Vos
The big protest? I just saw that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Thousands and thousands-
- RVRich Vos
Yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
... of courageous people protesting in the street.
- RVRich Vos
It's, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
They're like, "We don't want any more of this. Stop."
- RVRich Vos
Well, well, look what happened. They got, they, they, uh-... got, I mean, 'cause of Israel's help, got Assad outta Syria. Now the rebels took over, but Assad killed almost 500,000 of his own people. Tortured 100,000. I mean, those are the numbers I read. I don't know if they're exact. But he's got-
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a lot of controversial about Assad in Syria.
- 1:15:00 – 1:18:56
You know? And, and…
- JRJoe Rogan
- RVRich Vos
You know? And, and another thing, I go, "Hey, listen, you know, uh, seven years, uh, uh, it's, it's time to move on, and I hope we can still be friends." And he went, "Definitely." Not like, "Are you sure? Maybe we could work this out." It's like when you fucking leave a girl. She goes-
- JRJoe Rogan
She's like, "Great."
- RVRich Vos
"Okay." (laughs) Wait, whoa.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RVRich Vos
Come on. I, I added something. F- fight for me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nope.
- RVRich Vos
So, no. (laughs) So, yeah, I would love to speak in colleges or, or, or maybe that's when I-
- JRJoe Rogan
Not tonight.
- RVRich Vos
Let it cool down a little bit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Let it cool, yeah, right (laughs) .
- RVRich Vos
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Give it a year or so.
- RVRich Vos
(laughs) Give it a year.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- RVRich Vos
I, uh, I probably wouldn't be able to get to the auditorium. Uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Trump said the wildest shit about Gaza. "We're gonna turn into the Mediterranean of the Middle East."
- RVRich Vos
Yeah. Like-
- JRJoe Rogan
What? "We're gonna take it." (laughs)
- RVRich Vos
But he keeps saying-
- JRJoe Rogan
(clears throat)
- RVRich Vos
... and I, I don't follow. Uh, uh, the, you know, if you don't release the hostages, there's hell to pay. Well, what, what has hell, what has he done, uh, to help release the hostages? I mean, we're... Now they're being attacked by fucking Yemen through the... Who, you know, I mean, what... I don't know. Release the fucking hostages and then maybe things will-
- JRJoe Rogan
How many hostages are left now?
- RVRich Vos
What is it? 70 or P- f- I don't know, 'cause they keep dropping. You know, four hostages for 1,000 prisoners or whatever, you know? I mean that's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that what they're doing?
- RVRich Vos
Whatever. It's a trade-off, how many prisoners they gotta give them for a hostage. And-
- JRJoe Rogan
Man.
- RVRich Vos
You know, these, this would've never went on in this c- We would not have put up. I mean, we did with Carter, with, uh, the, the, the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- RVRich Vos
200.
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