Joe Rogan Experience #2306 - Deric Poston

1. 0:00 – 1:44

   Hasan’s haircut, comedy friendships, and work ethic pressure

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (dramatic music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience. (energetic music)

   3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      So we were just looking at Hasan in the security cameras in the fucking gym with his stupid haircut.

   5. NANarrator0:18

      (laughs)

   6. DPDeric Poston0:18

      (laughs)

   7. NANarrator0:18

      Why does he keep looking at ... (laughs) He looks so crazy.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      Our friend Hasan, hilarious dude.

   9. DPDeric Poston0:22

      One of the best. One of the best.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       He's fantastic.

   11. DPDeric Poston0:24

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:24

       And getting better, man.

   13. DPDeric Poston0:25

       Ugh.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       All the s- all the time. He's, he's a guy who's always working.

   15. DPDeric Poston0:28

       Nobody writes more new stuff.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:30

       He writes a lot.

   17. DPDeric Poston0:30

       He, that guy-

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       Writes a lot.

   19. DPDeric Poston0:32

       ... puts me on my ass, 'cause I always ... You know, we've been, we've been best friends for the last 12 years, so I've been watching him this whole time. And since we met, him and Brian Simpson, they put you to work.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Yeah. That's important, 'cause if your friends are slacking, you're like, "All right."

   21. DPDeric Poston0:43

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:43

       "I'll slack off too."

   23. DPDeric Poston0:44

       Yeah. Or you feel like-

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       Yeah.

   25. DPDeric Poston0:45

       ... "Oh man, I'm better than my friends." But when your friends are like, "Oh, f-"

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:47

       Yeah.

   27. DPDeric Poston0:47

       Every time I see him I'm like, "Dude, I saw you yesterday. You have two new bits?" Like-

   28. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Yeah.

   29. DPDeric Poston0:51

       "And they're good?"

   30. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       Yeah.
2. 1:44 – 2:23

   La Jolla, the Belly Room, and “the kill box” effect of great rooms

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:44

      He does look smooth. He's headlining La Jolla this weekend with you, right?

   2. DPDeric Poston1:46

      Yeah, yeah. We're doing next week, next Thursday.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:48

      Yeah. Oh, next week then.

   4. DPDeric Poston1:48

      Next Thursday, yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:49

      Yeah.

   6. DPDeric Poston1:49

      We're going back.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:50

      Nice.

   8. DPDeric Poston1:50

      And then we're doing the Belly Room too, headlining the Belly Room-

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:51

      Stop.

   10. DPDeric Poston1:51

       ... the next night.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:52

       Nice.

   12. DPDeric Poston1:53

       Oh, yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:53

       Fucking La Jolla's one of the best rooms in the world.

   14. DPDeric Poston1:55

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:56

       That La Jolla room is fire.

   16. DPDeric Poston1:58

       If you get it crushing in there-

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:00

       Oh.

   18. DPDeric Poston2:00

       ... it's-

   19. JRJoe Rogan2:01

       It's popping.

   20. DPDeric Poston2:01

       ... it's a box. It's a literal box.

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:03

       Yeah.

   22. DPDeric Poston2:03

       It's a kill box.

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:04

       And he's cheating with his hair.

   24. DPDeric Poston2:05

       He's cheating, dude.

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:05

       He's cheating. The, those, he's ... I wanna say the jokes, but these, these hair jokes are just too good.

   26. DPDeric Poston2:10

       Well, they go cr- ... People lose their mi-

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:11

       They lose their mind.

   28. DPDeric Poston2:12

       I mean, uh-

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:12

       It's, it's unfortunate because they think he's looks way better with his head shaved.

   30. DPDeric Poston2:16

       He's a good-looking guy.
3. 2:23 – 3:56

   Gym culture, cold plunge resistance, and easing into hard training

   1. JRJoe Rogan2:23

      I love when I come here and you two guys are in the gym. And you're, you're by yourselves.

   2. DPDeric Poston2:27

      Connectors.

   3. JRJoe Rogan2:27

      No one's pushing you. I love it. I love it.

   4. DPDeric Poston2:30

      The only thing I ... 'Cause I ... We do every single thing that, that we did back when we were working out, but other than some days that c- we look at that cold plunge. We're like, "Joe, you're a fucking psycho."

   5. JRJoe Rogan2:38

      (laughs)

   6. DPDeric Poston2:38

      "Get the fuck outta here, dude." (laughs) Not getting in cold water for you today.

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:42

      For real. I'm down to work out tomorrow if you guys wanna do it.

   8. DPDeric Poston2:44

      Of course.

   9. JRJoe Rogan2:44

      All right. Let's do it.

   10. DPDeric Poston2:45

       Hell yeah. We'll get a-

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:46

       Yeah.

   12. DPDeric Poston2:46

       ... good old school winning.

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:47

       Yeah. We'll get a old school win.

   14. DPDeric Poston2:48

       I'll get in the cold plunge. If you're, if we're, if we're all doing it, that's, I need the, we all to be doing it.

   15. JRJoe Rogan2:51

       So my friend Sean, who, uh, trained Alex Jones, is now training Shane. He's gonna start training Shane.

   16. DPDeric Poston2:58

       I heard about, he puts him through gauntlets.

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:59

       I told Sh- I told Shane, I said, "Don't let him kill you."

   18. DPDeric Poston3:01

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan3:01

       "Don't let him kill you."

   20. DPDeric Poston3:02

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan3:03

       So it makes you back him off a little in the beginning. (laughs)

   22. DPDeric Poston3:06

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan3:06

       These fucking psychopaths.

   24. DPDeric Poston3:07

       Yeah. I remember when Hasan did it with him the first time, Sean ... He got him to do it. I couldn't ... I was out of town with Schultz, and Hasan called me and goes, "Bro, I threw up twice."

   25. JRJoe Rogan3:14

       (laughs)

   26. DPDeric Poston3:15

       And I go, "At the end?" He goes, "No, at the beginning." (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan3:17

       (laughs)

   28. DPDeric Poston3:17

       I was like, "Bro, get the fuck outta here."

   29. JRJoe Rogan3:18

       You gotta build up to that kinda stuff. That's the thing, like, Sean's in great shape. You know, and some peo- ... You know, if you're, if you're used to, like, coaching Navy Seals, and you're like, "Come on, pussy. We gotta go." You know, like, "Carry the fucking log."

   30. DPDeric Poston3:32

       Yeah.
4. 3:56 – 7:36

   The ‘hair’ brand: Theo Von’s mullet and becoming yourself on stage

   1. DPDeric Poston3:56

      Oh, dude. I'm excited for tomorrow. Yeah. But, uh, y- ... I was gonna tell you this about Hasan's hair.

   2. NANarrator4:00

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan4:03

      (laughs)

   4. DPDeric Poston4:03

      That's back to it. We're seeing him with a security camera going, "What the fuck are you doing, bro?"

   5. NANarrator4:06

      (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan4:06

      I literally, I could just, I was like, "He looks like a fucking psycho." (laughs)

   7. DPDeric Poston4:08

      (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan4:08

      "I can't believe it." And people love it. They love it.

   9. DPDeric Poston4:11

      But when h- ... He ... I will never forget this. One night, I'm working the back door of the Comedy Store, and this is when Theo Von had just ... He went from, he went from a guy we all knew to he's now Theo Von.

   10. JRJoe Rogan4:20

       Mm.

   11. DPDeric Poston4:20

       And I'm sitting back there, and he pulled in, and we're just kinda hanging at the back door. And he goes, "Derek, let me tell you something, man."

   12. JRJoe Rogan4:26

       (laughs)

   13. NANarrator4:28

       (laughs)

   14. DPDeric Poston4:28

       (laughs) Thank you. He goes, "I was getting 2,000 a weekend before this hair. Since this mullet, I get about 40K a weekend." And walked off. (laughs) And I was like, "Man, what the f-"

   15. JRJoe Rogan4:36

       Whoa. What was he gonna say?

   16. DPDeric Poston4:36

       Am I supposed to get a m- ... Yeah. Am I ... I literally was like, "I don't know what I'm supposed to do." (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan4:40

       You know what, though? It's true, but it's not true. So it's true that when the haircut came, he got more money on the weekend. But it's also like the haircut freed him to be Theo Von.

   18. DPDeric Poston4:53

       I agree.

   19. JRJoe Rogan4:54

       Like, do you remember when Theo ... I remember very clearly the first time I ever saw Theo and he was doing a bit about being a ... Not even a bit. He was telling a story, a true story, about when he was his, when he was young, his father was really old. Like his father had him when he was, like, 70.

   20. DPDeric Poston5:11

       Uh, yes.

   21. JRJoe Rogan5:11

       Yeah. Something crazy. And he said he remembers being on acid lying next to his father while ... And realize his father's just dying.

   22. DPDeric Poston5:21

       (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan5:21

       You know what I mean?

   24. DPDeric Poston5:21

       That's funny.

   25. JRJoe Rogan5:21

       It's like if you've ever been around someone who's, like-

   26. DPDeric Poston5:24

       Really dying.

   27. JRJoe Rogan5:24

       ... 100 years old.

   28. DPDeric Poston5:25

       Oh, yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan5:26

       They feel like there's no life force in them.

   30. DPDeric Poston5:29

       Yeah.
5. 7:36 – 12:12

   Mastery and persona: Bill Burr, Dave Attell, Colin Quinn, and the “assassins”

   1. DPDeric Poston7:36

      I heard Bill Burr say something, but he's just one of the greatest to ever do it, but it always made me go, "Damn," 'cause I always felt that way, like, no, I wouldn't eat before a meal, uh, eat before a show.

   2. JRJoe Rogan7:44

      Mm-hmm.

   3. DPDeric Poston7:44

      I wouldn't eat, and then I heard him say once, he was like, "Oh, I used to not eat before shows, and then I got older and I'd fucking have a Thanksgiving dinner before a show and go up and talk the whole set about how I had a Thanksgiving dinner and how fucking fat I am and how gross we all are in America." And it was just, like, that freedom of, like, "Wow, he really doesn't give a fuck, this guy."

   4. JRJoe Rogan8:01

      He- well, he- Bill is also amazing at being Bill. Like, you know- like, he has, he has his opinions, his- what he thinks is stupid about something, and he's just, like, locked in.

   5. DPDeric Poston8:16

      Yeah.

   6. JRJoe Rogan8:16

      You know what I mean? Like, there's no- like, some comics, like, you'll see one of their hours and it's kind of, like, one kind of energy, and then the other th- hour, it's, like, kind of a different kind of energy. With Bill Burr, it's Bill Burr. I'm Bill Burr.

   7. DPDeric Poston8:29

      That's a great point.

   8. JRJoe Rogan8:29

      I'm Bill Burr. He knows how to be Bill Burr. He's professionally Bill Burr.

   9. DPDeric Poston8:33

      That's a great point.

   10. JRJoe Rogan8:34

       You know what I mean? Like, a lot of people couldn't even do his material. It would just, like- wouldn't work.

   11. DPDeric Poston8:39

       No, and it'd- it would sound-

   12. JRJoe Rogan8:40

       Horrible.

   13. DPDeric Poston8:40

       Like hateful.

   14. JRJoe Rogan8:41

       Yeah. (laughs)

   15. DPDeric Poston8:41

       Like this guy fucking hates the world, dude.

   16. JRJoe Rogan8:43

       But that's just the magic of becoming, you know, you, right? Like, there's a few- like, a Attell is the absolute best at it.

   17. DPDeric Poston8:51

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan8:51

       Attell has a timing and a presence, and then the material, the way it's written, like, a lot of it on paper you'd be like, "What is this?"

   19. DPDeric Poston9:01

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan9:01

       "I don't understand how this would be funny." But you see him do it in real life, you're like, "Oh my God." You're just crying.

   21. DPDeric Poston9:07

       Yeah. And when the crowd is more raucous, he- he's better.

   22. JRJoe Rogan9:10

       He's in on the corniness of some of the stuff, too, which makes it even more fun. It's, like, there's many layers to it, and, you know, some of it is just, like, just brilliant observations on things. Some of them, it is com- completely ridiculous, you know. It's like-

   23. DPDeric Poston9:25

       Yeah.

   24. JRJoe Rogan9:25

       ... it's just all, but it's woven into Dave Attell. You know what I mean?

   25. DPDeric Poston9:29

       And he'll pull out a re- fucking recorder.

   26. JRJoe Rogan9:30

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   27. DPDeric Poston9:31

       (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan9:31

       He starts playing the flute. (laughs)

   29. DPDeric Poston9:32

       Yeah. (laughs) It's crazy.

   30. JRJoe Rogan9:34

       Bro, when we saw him live, I was so-
6. 12:12 – 20:34

   Live standup as hypnosis—and Schulz’s improv engine and pandemic innovation

   1. JRJoe Rogan12:12

      Yeah, he could kill. There's some- there's some magic to that thing. I think that's hypnosis. I've always thought that. I've been th- like, for a long time, at least. I- I'm like, "What is happening to me when someone's on stage and they're killing?" You know, like when Shane-

   2. DPDeric Poston12:26

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan12:26

      ... when Shane's on fire. What is happening to me? I think I'm, like, locked in with their mind. I don't think it's as simple as I'm watching a show or something like that because ...... I l- love, like, watching a funny movie, you know, Tropic Thunder or something like that.

   4. DPDeric Poston12:41

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan12:41

      I love laughing watching a funny movie. But I don't feel the same way I feel when a guy is in front of me on stage doing standup. And I think as great as specials are, they're never ... They're like 60 to 70% of being there live.

   6. DPDeric Poston12:57

      Yes.

   7. JRJoe Rogan12:58

      Always.

   8. DPDeric Poston12:58

      Every time.

   9. JRJoe Rogan12:59

      'Cause I think there's something about being there live that's like ... It's hypnosis. There's something going on where that, that person's making me think the way they think.

   10. DPDeric Poston13:08

       Yeah. Yeah, when someone brings you into their world-

   11. JRJoe Rogan13:10

       Yeah.

   12. DPDeric Poston13:10

       And like you said, you're just living in it, and you're not even thinking about you're, you're just like, "I'm living in this guy's-

   13. JRJoe Rogan13:15

       Exactly.

   14. DPDeric Poston13:15

       ... essence right now."

   15. JRJoe Rogan13:16

       Exactly. You're, you're living in this person's imagination and this person's work, right? 'Cause they, like they set this set up.

   16. DPDeric Poston13:23

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan13:24

       And they danced it around in their head and they wrote it down on paper. That's the other interesting thing about what we do is like no one has a, there's no like one way to do it. I always say my way to do it, but you know, I don't think Bill writes shit down. I think he keeps it all in his head.

   18. DPDeric Poston13:39

       (exhales)

   19. JRJoe Rogan13:39

       Yeah. Dave mostly keeps it all in his head too.

   20. DPDeric Poston13:41

       Schultz does that too.

   21. JRJoe Rogan13:42

       Yeah. The, uh-

   22. DPDeric Poston13:43

       It's insane wh-

   23. JRJoe Rogan13:43

       Like that's the Jay-Z thing too, right?

   24. DPDeric Poston13:45

       Yeah. Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan13:46

       Jay-Z kept it all in his head.

   26. DPDeric Poston13:46

       Lil Wayne, they didn't, they just, it was just-

   27. JRJoe Rogan13:48

       Yeah.

   28. DPDeric Poston13:48

       I mean, it's insane. They're releasing ... It's not like they're releasing one album.

   29. JRJoe Rogan13:51

       But who's the best writer? Nas.

   30. DPDeric Poston13:54

       (exhales)
7. 20:34 – 23:09

   Finding your groove and loving the job—plus Damon Wayans and ‘memory joke theft’

   1. JRJoe Rogan20:34

      It's sort of like, um, y- y- when you have a muscle to do something, and you do that thing all the time, then you just get better and better and better at doing that thing. And then you get in the groove, like you... like we were talking about like Attell, like Theo, like when someone gets in the groove of who they are, you know?

   2. DPDeric Poston20:48

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan20:49

      Like, like Tony is on Kill Tony, perfect example.

   4. DPDeric Poston20:52

      That's it. Unrealistic.

   5. JRJoe Rogan20:52

      He's locked in. He's in the groove. He's been doing it so long. He knows when to dance and when to pause and-

   6. DPDeric Poston20:59

      Mm-hmm. When to ask a serious question, when to get goofy, when to let the, the c- these are... the panel know. It's pretty impressive, man.

   7. JRJoe Rogan21:04

      If you can find something like that to do in your life, you'll have a much better life than if you just get a job. And I know that's not for... Not everybody can, but if you can, you definitely should.

   8. DPDeric Poston21:18

      Yeah, dude.

   9. JRJoe Rogan21:19

      Yeah. You definitely should do that.

   10. DPDeric Poston21:21

       Being excited for every day and nervous and a- anxious and, and always just b- That feeling, I mean, I... To not have it, I can't believe people go... I don't... I get having... You gotta go to work, you gotta make money, but the idea of like, man, never that feeling of anxiety and looking forward to something and... And, and it not going the way you planned.

   11. JRJoe Rogan21:38

       Right.

   12. DPDeric Poston21:38

       And so you gotta go the next day and figure out what went wrong.

   13. JRJoe Rogan21:40

       Yeah.

   14. DPDeric Poston21:40

       And like, I love that. That's what I love about standup, the figuring it out, the math of it all.

   15. JRJoe Rogan21:45

       Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's a great job, man. We're so fucking lucky.

   16. DPDeric Poston21:48

       Yeah, dude.

   17. JRJoe Rogan21:49

       We're so lucky.

   18. DPDeric Poston21:50

       God, you've been in it long enough to see everybody. Did you see this thing Damon Wayans said about you?

   19. JRJoe Rogan21:54

       Yeah. He said I stole one of my jokes. (laughs)

   20. DPDeric Poston21:56

       Yeah. (laughs) I was gonna talk to you about that. But the way he said it, I've never seen someone say I stole a joke, and I... He was like, "Man, I... I got..." He said, "I saw it, and then I ac- realized I stole Joe's joke, and I was like, oh, I gotta stop watching motherfuckers."

   21. JRJoe Rogan22:06

       Yeah.

   22. DPDeric Poston22:06

       It just stuck in the back of his head. But I know you give him his flowers, so I was like, oh, no, the guy's not a joke thief. Like...

   23. JRJoe Rogan22:11

       No, no, no, no. That happens, man. Sometimes you, you think you came up with it, but somebody else did, and you heard it, and you forgot. That can definitely... Especially if it's a subject that you never cover and time has passed, and then th- the subject comes up, like something comes up and you, you're like... And it almost... Like, David tells the best at that. He'll call you up, because you have to check sometimes. Like, "Hey, have you heard this?" (exhales) You know, like you have... He's the best at that. Dave does that all the time. Like, you gotta check every now and then. Like, this one seems too easy, because the memory is weird. You know, memory is weird.

   24. DPDeric Poston22:44

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan22:44

       You ever go back to like your old neighborhood where you grew up and you're like, "This house is way smaller than I thought it was."

   26. DPDeric Poston22:49

       It was a mansion. (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan22:49

       This house is different.

   28. DPDeric Poston22:50

       (laughs) Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan22:50

       The driveway is different. Everything's different. Looks weird. You know, your memory is shitty. It's good. I mean, it, it keeps you from fucking picking up the wrong spider.

   30. DPDeric Poston22:59

       (laughs)
8. 23:09 – 49:56

   Comedy history: In Living Color, Super Bowl halftime, arena acts, and social media fame gaps

   1. JRJoe Rogan23:09

      Yeah. Seen too many bits. Yeah. So you can... And then, you know, there's parallel thinking. There's a lot. But you know when someone's a thief and Damon's not a thief. I always said that Damon may... He might be one of the most underappreciated comics ever.

   2. DPDeric Poston23:23

      Yeah, dude.

   3. JRJoe Rogan23:23

      Because like when he was in his prime, you gotta realize, he was like... You know, if you're looking at today, he was like Chappelle. He was like in this... That same level of recognition as being like one of the best guys alive.

   4. DPDeric Poston23:35

      Wow. Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan23:35

      But then they got him with those TV shows, man.

   6. DPDeric Poston23:37

      And movies. He wanted to be a movie star.

   7. JRJoe Rogan23:38

      Yeah. He was Last Boy Scout. He was gonna be a movie star.

   8. DPDeric Poston23:40

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan23:40

      He did that big Bruce Willis movie.

   10. DPDeric Poston23:41

       Bruce Willis. Yeah.

   11. JRJoe Rogan23:42

       And it was a good movie.

   12. DPDeric Poston23:43

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan23:43

       And then it looked like he was gonna be a movie star after that.

   14. DPDeric Poston23:46

       I mean, he had some great... Like Blankman where he's a retarded superhero.

   15. JRJoe Rogan23:48

       Oh, my God. That was so ridiculous.

   16. DPDeric Poston23:49

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan23:50

       Try doing that today.

   18. DPDeric Poston23:51

       You couldn't do... They're so good.

   19. JRJoe Rogan23:51

       Bro, how do you when he, when he used to do handyman on In Living Color. (laughs)

   20. DPDeric Poston23:56

       (laughs) Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan23:56

       Oh, my God.

   22. DPDeric Poston23:57

       They might be one of the greatest-

   23. JRJoe Rogan23:59

       No.

   24. DPDeric Poston23:59

       ... families of the... The Wayans family.

   25. JRJoe Rogan24:02

       Oh, for sure.

   26. DPDeric Poston24:02

       Uh, who's...

   27. JRJoe Rogan24:03

       Who's number two? They're number one.

   28. DPDeric Poston24:04

       They might be one and two, Joe. I, I don't know who...

   29. JRJoe Rogan24:06

       Ah. Like what other families are there that are like big show... Not in comedy.

   30. DPDeric Poston24:11

       The... But-
9. 49:56 – 1:00:54

   Health detours: quitting drinking, fake honey, ‘mad honey,’ and mushrooms as social glue

   1. NANarrator49:56

      They're so good.

   2. DPDeric Poston49:56

      Oh my God. And then just, like, 'cause you stopped, you told me the other day you haven't been drinking again. You stopped drinking, right?

   3. JRJoe Rogan50:00

      That's been, yeah, been more than a month now.

   4. DPDeric Poston50:02

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan50:02

      A month and some weeks.

   6. DPDeric Poston50:04

      You walked in and you were like, "Three weeks off, boys." I was like, "Jesus fuck, dude."

   7. JRJoe Rogan50:08

      (laughs)

   8. DPDeric Poston50:08

      This is incredible.

   9. JRJoe Rogan50:08

      Bro, all, I had all this fucking side fat and belly fat that just went away. But most importantly, I just feel better. Like I never have days where I'm recovering from being drunk. Like I sound like shit now because I have allergies, which is hilarious 'cause I always made fun of people. I was like, they're like, "Yeah, in three to five years, you'll get allergies." I'm like, "Shut up, pussy."

   10. DPDeric Poston50:29

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan50:29

       I'm not getting these fucking bitch ass allergies you guys get. Now, here I am. (sniffs) Ugh.

   12. DPDeric Poston50:35

       Yeah. See you wiping your eyes. (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan50:36

       Yeah. It's so annoying. It's so annoying f- for everybody to be right. (laughs)

   14. DPDeric Poston50:45

       (laughs) Oh, yeah. My wife gets me on that honey, natural. If you get honey from a local honey-

   15. JRJoe Rogan50:50

       Mm-hmm.

   16. DPDeric Poston50:50

       ... it gets rid of your allergies.

   17. JRJoe Rogan50:51

       I've heard that too, but, uh, the lady that we had in here that was a beekeeper says it's bullshit.

   18. DPDeric Poston50:56

       Fuck.

   19. JRJoe Rogan50:56

       Yeah. Not only that, she said most honey that, like, not most. She said a lot of honey that you buy in the store is not really honey. Yeah, they, they fuck you. They put, like, corn syrup and some fucking this and that and yeah, they've, they've, they have fake honey.

   20. DPDeric Poston51:11

       Fuck, man.

   21. JRJoe Rogan51:11

       Isn't that crazy?

   22. DPDeric Poston51:12

       Is anything real?

   23. JRJoe Rogan51:13

       Isn't that crazy?

   24. DPDeric Poston51:13

       Why would they do that?

   25. JRJoe Rogan51:15

       China.

   26. DPDeric Poston51:16

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan51:16

       They're getting us.

   28. DPDeric Poston51:17

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan51:18

       They're like, "These dummies, they're not gonna check." (laughs)

   30. DPDeric Poston51:20

       They're not gonna check. (laughs) Because it's like-
10. 1:00:54 – 1:06:03

    Rock stars vs comedians, and the ‘Brown Sugar’ lyric shock

    1. DPDeric Poston1:00:54

       I love just showing up eight o'clock.

    2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       (laughs)

    3. DPDeric Poston1:00:58

       Oh man. Get up four or five times in a night. Oh, there's nothing... I love it, dude. I mean, the idea of doing some stuff seems fun, but the... to make it my... I saw Seinfeld say that. He was like, "Man, this is..." It's one of the... We have one of the few jobs where people want this job.

    4. JRJoe Rogan1:01:13

       Yeah.

    5. DPDeric Poston1:01:14

       How many... Like, very rarely do I see a... I don't know if there's a... There's no job where I'm like, "Oh, I'd like to... really like to be that."

    6. JRJoe Rogan1:01:20

       Yeah.

    7. DPDeric Poston1:01:20

       This is the job.

    8. JRJoe Rogan1:01:21

       It's one of them. That's for sure. Rock star is probably the big one, right?

    9. DPDeric Poston1:01:24

       Rock star's probably the biggest.

    10. JRJoe Rogan1:01:25

        Yeah.

    11. DPDeric Poston1:01:26

        But I don't... I at least-

    12. JRJoe Rogan1:01:27

        See, the rock star thing, they could sing the same ass song every night forever.

    13. DPDeric Poston1:01:31

        Yeah.

    14. JRJoe Rogan1:01:31

        Like if you're The Rolling Stones, you could still sing Brown Sugar. Nope. Can't sing it anymore.

    15. DPDeric Poston1:01:37

        (laughs)

    16. JRJoe Rogan1:01:37

        Can't sing that one.

    17. DPDeric Poston1:01:38

        No, wait a minute.

    18. JRJoe Rogan1:01:39

        They don't sing Brown Sugar anymore.

    19. DPDeric Poston1:01:40

        No. Come on.

    20. JRJoe Rogan1:01:41

        Bro, you ever listen- see the lyrics to Brown Sugar?

    21. DPDeric Poston1:01:44

        What are the actual lyrics?

    22. JRJoe Rogan1:01:45

        Oh.

    23. DPDeric Poston1:01:47

        What is it, Joseph? (laughs)

    24. JRJoe Rogan1:01:49

        There's a reason why they don't sing it anymore. It's a great song, don't get me wrong. It's still on my Spotify playlist.

    25. DPDeric Poston1:01:53

        (laughs)

    26. JRJoe Rogan1:01:54

        But if you... I think it... I might've pulled it out. I might've got scared.... wait till you see the lyrics.

    27. DPDeric Poston1:01:59

        That playlist is crazy long.

    28. JRJoe Rogan1:02:00

        It's great. Yeah, the playlist is-

    29. DPDeric Poston1:02:01

        Oh, we get, we get turnt up in there.

    30. JRJoe Rogan1:02:03

        I, we do. I think that playlist is, like, 35 hours long now. Let me see.

Episode duration: 2:54:30