Joe Rogan Experience #2339 - Luis J. Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast.…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. NANarrator0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:12

      Thanks, sir.

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:12

      Live and running.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Yeah, the ever greater and thinner Big Jay Oakerson.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:17

      Thank you, Manjaro. Shout out, Manjaro.

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:19

      You're looking good, dude.

   9. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:20

      Big ups, Manjaro.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       It's nice to see-

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:22

       (coughs) Thank you.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:22

       ... you know?

   13. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:23

       I am exercising too.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       Beautiful.

   15. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:25

       You have to or it will just be floppy and weird and gross.

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       Or it'll eat your bones. (laughs)

   17. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:30

       I guess, also, yes, it'll eat your bones-

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       (laughs)

   19. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:31

       ... they say.

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:33

       (laughs)

   21. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:35

       I'm real big on taking the stuff and then not really following up with, like... You know what I mean? I did- I just started doing testosterone from a company that's, like, you know, it's above board taking it, but, like... They're like, "You should make sure you monitor your blood all the time." And I'm like, "Yeah, we'll get to that at some point."

   22. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       (laughs)

   23. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:51

       I'm gonna keep taking it, though.

   24. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       You don't monitor your blood at all?

   25. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:55

       No, not me, with any regularity, I think.

   26. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       You should probably do that.

   27. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:58

       Yeah, they did it there.

   28. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       You should-

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:58

       I know, someone I know says they take testosterone and they have to, like, donate blood every month to get blood-

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:05

       I've heard that before. (laughs) I've heard that before.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. It's funny. …

   1. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:00

      (laughs)

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Yeah. It's funny.

   3. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:02

      (clears throat)

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:02

      It's weird.

   5. LGLuis J. Gomez15:03

      It wasn't not funny.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      If you do it to a guy, it's funny. Depend on the guy, you know. Like if you, you know... If you did it to Dave Atell, it'd be mean.

   7. LGLuis J. Gomez15:10

      No, it'd be fun-... You do it to Kurt Metzger, he just starts punching walls. (laughs)

   8. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:14

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:14

      He starts rattling off conspiracy theories.

   10. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:16

       Pretty girls being embarrassed though is funny as shit.

   11. LGLuis J. Gomez15:18

       Oh, it's hilarious.

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:19

       It is the most evening factor ever. I did a, uh... When I was on tour with the bands years ago, uh, Korn did... Uh, Jagermeister music tour, they always had the Jager girls.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       Mm-hmm.

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:28

       Would hang out. And I was on the Jagermeister production bus on this tour. So the girls would all come on there. They would come and hang out and drink for free on the bus. And, you know, tour buses, you're not allowed to shit on a tour bus. And only one of the Jager girls asked if she could use the bathroom. It was just in the time we were there. And she went, "Gorgeous, girl." And she came back out and she was sitting down and then the-

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez15:49

       (laughs)

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:49

       ... driver comes to start getting the bus (laughs) ready to leave. And just, you know, a toothless fucking road dog just comes in the bus and he go, "Somebody took a shit." (laughs)

   17. LGLuis J. Gomez15:58

       (laughs)

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:58

       And everybody knew it was this hot chick in fishnets.

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:02

       Oh.

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:03

       And I mean, just to think, it was like... She was so beautiful that me...

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:06

       Oh.

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:06

       Probably at my heaviest in my life, I was like, "I probably could get her now."

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez16:09

       (laughs)

   24. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:10

       "She's the shit girl. No one's seeking her out and I'll still do it."

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:13

       That's hilarious. That's hilarious

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:14

       You can't clean up that good in a fucking... In a tour bus bathroom.

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez16:17

       So it's such a function that everybody has, but for some reason, I never wanna hear about a woman shitting, ever.

   28. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:24

       Now, what about the, the MTV girl?

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:25

       Why... Why don't they develop a toilet that you can shit on on a bus? Is that, uh, beyond our science?

   30. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:31

       I don't know why it can't be... I'm sure there's something that can be done.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (clears throat) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      but... at the top... yeah, the one on the bottom. What's that one on the bottom? That one on the bottom seems a little, like-

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:05

      (clears throat)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:05

      ... turned to the side, right? Is that the eyeball, supposedly?... what am I looking at?

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:08

      It's just one of those... What are those babies called that are born like that?

   5. LGLuis J. Gomez30:11

      Oh, harlequin babies?

   6. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:12

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:13

      It could be anything, man. I mean, it might not even be human. I mean, it might not even be-

   8. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:18

      Probably not an alien.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:18

      ... pr- you know, who fucking knows?

   10. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:20

       Do you think, I mean, like, someone like Donald Trump can hold any information, like he doesn't know about his daily-

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:25

       I don't think they tell 'em.

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:25

       ... day? You don't think they tell 'em?

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       I don't think they tell 'em. I don't think he cares.

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:27

       But who can sit-

   15. JRJoe Rogan30:27

       He's playing golf.

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:28

       But who can sit on that information if you know that? Wouldn't it be terrifying to, to s- you know, to ex- almost that, to play someone who knows about aliens, uh, existing, do you think also breaks off and plays golf and-

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:39

       Yes.

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:39

       ... decides what they want to have for dinner tonight?

   19. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       100%.

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:42

       Really?

   21. JRJoe Rogan30:42

       Yeah. Yeah. I think, uh-

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:44

       It's like finding out vampires exist. It would change everything.

   23. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       I think it's a fun way to have information that you don't give to the rest of the world. And if you're the head of a giant defense contracting agency that's been back engineering UFOs for the last 50 years, it'd be probably pretty cool to know some shit that other people don't know and not tell anybody and still go to brunch.

   24. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:04

       But how are you not so consumed-

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:06

       (laughs)

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:06

       ... that you go-

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:06

       'Cause here's thing about it-

   28. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:07

       "Hey, you wanna start a new S- there's a new... You wanna start a new Netflix series tonight?" Like, it just seems like, uh, you'd be con-... It's the same why I don't believe people have, like, Speaking to the Dead powers or psychic powers.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:16

       Right.

   30. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:16

       I'm like, "You'd be..." You know what I mean? It's never like, "Oh, what is that? Tell your loved one that you miss them terribly? Uh, they miss you terribly." "Um, actually, you guys went to McDonald's? I'll treat myself to some McDo-" Like, how does your mind go anywhere else but, like, c- i- speak to the dead?
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   And then it's all…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      part of LA, that are fully Mexican, you know? And, but it functions, it works. Like, going in and raiding those people and putting them in jail because they've integrated into so- society in an illegal way seems stupid.

   2. LGLuis J. Gomez45:14

      And then it's all the people that are going, it's like, "It's my tax dollars." Like, guys, the amount of bullshit that our tax dollars goes to-

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:19

      Right. Right.

   4. LGLuis J. Gomez45:19

      ... that's, that should be a priority over getting a- a fucking Mexican dad out of the country.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:23

      Yeah.

   6. LGLuis J. Gomez45:23

      It's like-

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:24

      Joe, it sounds like you just wanna keep barbecued goat in this country.

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:26

      But here's the problem, the problem is if they're illegal, right, which is what everybody wants to keep it that way, 'cause, "What if you let them vote and this would..." If they're illegal, then you don't have to pay them as much, and this is where it's dark.

   9. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:39

      Right.

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       This is the dark secret of why people want cheap labor in this country, because there's a lot of people that don't pay people what they're supposed to be getting paid. It's non-union, they're illegal, everyone knows, and they want cheap labor. Cheap, dependable, reliable labor, so they let people in for that. Tim Dillon was talking to me about this a long time ago. 'Cause, you know, he used to be a real estate guy. Like, he- he understands like the dynamics of it all. It's like that is a big part of what they want, why they're bringing people in. But the reality is, yeah, you should just pay people more money. (laughs)

   11. LGLuis J. Gomez46:10

       (laughs)

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:10

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan46:10

       You should make less money, you should pay them more money. You should pay them enough money so they can live. Like, you just, to- to- to try to have a giant business that pays people the least amount possible-

   14. LGLuis J. Gomez46:20

       That's-

   15. JRJoe Rogan46:20

       ... it's kind of crazy.

   16. LGLuis J. Gomez46:21

       That's most businesses. (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan46:22

       I know, but that's kind of crazy.

   18. LGLuis J. Gomez46:23

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:23

       It's kind of a crazy thing to do.

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:25

       It's very interesting, my, uh, my ex-wife's both her parents are immigrants, and you'd be surprised how not like, uh, sad they feel for people being kicked out. Like, they're like-

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:35

       That's so crazy.

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:35

       I think they have a very like, if, like we had to figure out how to do it legally.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:40

       That's on a lot of peo- but that's also how people felt like when, uh, people were unvaccinated. "Oh, I already took the shot."

   24. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:46

       (laughs) You know?

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:47

       Like, "Why don't you take the shot?" "I already took the shot."

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:49

       Shit, I didn't have to. I sought it out so hard.

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:52

       Did you?

   28. LGLuis J. Gomez46:52

       Yeah, Jay was-

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:53

       Oh, my God.

   30. LGLuis J. Gomez46:53

       ... oh, you were so scared?
5. 1:00:00 – 1:01:21

   So much money. …

   1. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:00

      million-

   2. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:00

      So much money.

   3. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:01

      ... uh, uh, uh, in one night. I know it's like he trained for that night, but that's a crazy amount of m-... Like, no athletes get that-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      Yeah, well, it's-

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:08

      ... like anymore. Nothing like that.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:10

      There's a few. Canelo does.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:12

      Does he?

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:12

      Yeah. Canelo has a giant deal with the Salinas.

   9. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:14

      (laughs)

   10. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:14

       Oh, but I mean, maybe even boxing still has that with the pay-per-view, like, taken. I just mean there was-

   11. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:18

       Yeah, some of these boxers are making pretty fucking nuts money.

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:20

       Yeah. But that sport's the only sport design... UFC, it's never paid like that, has it?

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:25

       Um, I don't know what the most amount anyone's been paid in the UFC for a fight. If I had to guess, it's gotta be Conor.

   14. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:32

       Yeah, without a doubt.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       Yeah. Um, I know Conor has made more than $100 million in the UFC, I believe.

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:38

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:38

       See if that's a fact.

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:40

       Is that going all in with his, his endorsements and everything?

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       See 'cause I, I, I shouldn't, I shouldn't say that 'cause I don't really know. I just read some article that tried to break down how much he made for each pay-per-view and how much he made, um, at the beginning of his career. You know, like when he first burst onto the scene.

   20. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:53

       Yeah. It's, uh...

   21. I got (clears throat) two numbers in the first results. That says 39.3 and then down here it says a hundred.

   22. 108, yeah.

   23. It might include the boxing fights, though.

   24. That's ... Yeah, so there's like the pay-per-view bonuses versus, like, fight pay, so ...

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:08

       What I was gonna say is I thought he made $100 million from the Floyd fight, so it can't be that.

   26. LGLuis J. Gomez1:01:14

       30 million from that.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:15

       So, 30 million-

   28. LGLuis J. Gomez1:01:16

       30 million from the deal.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:17

       Oh, it says 30 million from the boxing match and Floyd. I thought it was 100 million.

Episode duration: 3:21:26