Joe Rogan Experience #2375 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Tim Dillon: I'm Your Mother," is available on Netflix. https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow https://www.timdilloncomedy.com Introducing Visible Inner Circle: Connect accounts with anyone, share the savings. Join for $25/mo. Add a premium plan and save $5/mo. Join today at https://visible.com/rogan Don’t miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up at https://dkng.co/rogan or with my promo code ROGAN. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit https://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit https://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new DraftKings customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Get 1 promo code to redeem discounted NFL Sunday Ticket subscription and max. $300 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. NFL Sunday Ticket: YouTube TV base plan (not included in this offer) required to watch NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV. Subscription autorenews yearly at then-current price (currently $378 for YouTube TV subscribers, or $480 for YouTube subscribers)

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(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. NANarrator
  (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. (rock music) We're good now?
3. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah. Um, but yeah, he... This is Turkey Murky sent us these and some zombie ones and-
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Sick.
5. TDTim Dillon
  ... tech-... Not the best to drink out of, though.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  You can't drink out of it.
7. TDTim Dillon
  'Cause it's, like, curved at the top, so you spill all over yourself.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
9. TDTim Dillon
  But who cares?
10. JRJoe Rogan
  You gotta put something in it and then just have it.
11. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  You know?
13. TDTim Dillon
  Like pens or something?
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Drugs.
15. TDTim Dillon
  (laughs)
16. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
17. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah. It would be good for drugs. Look at-
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh.
19. TDTim Dillon
  ... look at that face.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  It'd be great.
21. TDTim Dillon
  If you had some drugs laying around-
22. JRJoe Rogan
  That would be the-
23. TDTim Dillon
  ... that's where you'd put them.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  ... that's the spot.
25. TDTim Dillon
  (laughs)
26. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
27. TDTim Dillon
  So, we were talking about the video, uh, that Trump posted, this video, of, uh, them drone bombing some narco guys in the middle of the ocean.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  In Venez-... Venezuelan drug traffickers?
29. TDTim Dillon
  (laughs)
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Right?
15:00 – 30:00
Yeah. …
1. TDTim Dillon
  that was... It was really sad. Uh, she was, like, uh, super career-oriented and, uh, she had a child that was friend with... Friends with my child, and, uh, she was never home. I mean, she, she would get home at, like, 7:30, 8:00 at night.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
3. TDTim Dillon
  She worked in, you know, high-profile business-
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
5. TDTim Dillon
  ... and was there all day long, and-
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
7. TDTim Dillon
  ... when she came home she was exhausted and short-tempered and, you know, and she-
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
9. TDTim Dillon
  It was not good. Like, it was not good, and the kid was miserable.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  And the kid was upset.
11. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah, but it was a lady that tried to have a kid later in life.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
13. TDTim Dillon
  She was a career woman, you know, and she had a, like I said, high-profile job-
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
15. TDTim Dillon
  ... very important job, and the kid was a distraction.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm not saying that women aren't capable of having jobs, or... There's many women that are amazing in the corporate world, but I am saying that, like, when you completely, you know, center a culture around ideas outside of family-
17. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  ... career-
19. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  ... money, status-
21. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  ... and you build a structure around all of those other things, and you go, "Well, maybe we'll have one kid to have a bigger house," or, "Maybe we'll have one kid to live in a better neighborhood," and you start going, "Well, wait a minute, what is the purpose of this?" And a lot of that seems to be somewhat by design. And then other cultures come in that do value family and having lots of children-
23. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  ... they are going to outnumber you pretty quickly, and their values will become the values of the larger society.
25. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah, that's true. Um, the other thing that's going on, too, is that from, you know, the 60s, 70s, and then w- when... You know, when I was a child, you could sustain a family on one income.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  That's right.
27. TDTim Dillon
  Today, that's v- virtually impossible if you're... you know, if you're making $50,000 a year, $60,000-
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
29. TDTim Dillon
  ... it's really hard. It's really hard to get by.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
30:00 – 45:00
Right. …
1. TDTim Dillon
  want to quit the game. Like you're in this, uh, you know, having in- incredible-
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
3. TDTim Dillon
  ... financial influence over the world game.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
5. TDTim Dillon
  You're worth $80 billion, $200 billion, and you wanna keep that ball rolling.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  That to me is a little scary.
7. TDTim Dillon
  Well, it's scary because (clears throat) if the game continues, like let's look at, um, like, look at Bezos for example.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
9. TDTim Dillon
  Right? Like, let's im- imagine that Amazon continues to expand and grow. Bezos continues to profit off of it, and right now he's like, what is he, like 58 or 59 or something like that?
10. JRJoe Rogan
  About that, probably.
11. TDTim Dillon
  Well, what would he be when he's 120? Would he have $30 trillion?
12. JRJoe Rogan
  He'd have fi-
13. TDTim Dillon
  You know what I mean?
14. JRJoe Rogan
  ... a lot more than he does now.
15. TDTim Dillon
  And w- would that... When-
16. JRJoe Rogan
  And his power would grow.
17. TDTim Dillon
  And if people started encroaching on that power-
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
19. TDTim Dillon
  ... and trying to limit it and trying to... You know- you know, that's where it gets weird. They get defensive, right?
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
21. TDTim Dillon
  If people wanna, "Tax the rich! Eat the rich!"
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
23. TDTim Dillon
  They get a little. And they're like, "Okay, I gotta fucking build thicker walls."
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Get the bunkers.
25. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah, "I gotta do something."
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, they just said-
27. TDTim Dillon
  "And I'll also have to create..." Well-
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
29. TDTim Dillon
  "... work to, with the government to create some laws."
30. JRJoe Rogan
  The World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab just said... And I think it was Klaus Schwab, not Larry Fink, the black, the Blackstone guy, or BlackRock, who's now the interim president or whatever.
45:00 – 1:00:00
Whitewater. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  of questionable deaths linked to the Epstein thing. And, by the way, linked to things like the Franklin scandal that happened many years ago. All of the- Gary, Gary Caradori was an investigator who supposedly had proof of politicians abusing children, plane goes down with this kid.
2. TDTim Dillon
  Whitewater.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Whitewater.
4. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Suspicious deaths.
6. TDTim Dillon
  Vi- Vince Foster.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Su- very suspicious death.
8. TDTim Dillon
  I read that book, The Strange Death of Vince Foster.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Very odd.
10. TDTim Dillon
  In the, like the '90s or whenever it was that I got a copy of that.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, the Clintons-
12. TDTim Dillon
  I was like, "This is bananas."
13. JRJoe Rogan
  He was the p- the Governor of Arkansas when they were running drugs out of Mena, Arkansas to fund the Contras.
14. TDTim Dillon
  Barry Seals.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Absolutely.
16. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Bill Clinton was the governor of that state. Bill Clinton reads a book called, uh, it's a famous book by Carroll Quigley, I believe called Tragedy and Hope. And it's a history of the whatever, the 20th century or something. The, uh, you know, it's this compendium. Uh, it's Bill Clinton's favorite author. He reads this book, and he's, you know, attends the, you know, Bohemian Grove. He's selected by very wealthy, powerful people to then become a party elder and a leader. And many people believe, myself, uh, is that in order to be selected by that group of people to run for the highest office in the land, they have something on you.
18. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  You're, to some degree, compromised. You've shown willingness to play the game. You've looked the other way, at the very least. Maybe you're, you're, you've engaged. But, at the very least, if somebody goes, "Something's going on in Mena, Arkansas," you go, "Ah, don't have time for it." And you've shown the willingness to play the game.
20. TDTim Dillon
  Yes.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  And so he's the governor of a very small state-
22. TDTim Dillon
  (clears throat)
23. JRJoe Rogan
  ... that isn't, isn't, you know, Arkansas's a beautiful state, and there's whatever. But he's not, you know, he's not like running a huge state. He's not, uh, you know, a, a, a well-known politician. He's a very, he's a very charismatic, very great speaker, great politician, but from a very small state. He's then elevated very quickly to the standard-bearer of the Democratic Party, after tons of allegations about inappropriate behavior with women, credible allegations of rape from Juanita Broaddrick, being the governor during th- that whole Mena, Arkansas thing. You know, he's, they, h- it's well-known that there are skeletons-
24. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  ... in the closet.
26. TDTim Dillon
  It's a good guy that's gonna play the game for you.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, and he knows, and he's gonna play the game. And, and his wife is gonna play the game.
28. TDTim Dillon
  But doesn't it go all the way back to college? Like think about like-
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
30. TDTim Dillon
  ... Skull and Bones-
1:00:00 – 1:15:00
That's one of the…
1. TDTim Dillon
  she repeat- she reportedly said she'd talk about how she doesn't like to take her shoes off on airplanes. Okay. But Rama said that she instead pivoted to a really, really bad take that made no sense. Bacon is a spice.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  That's one of the more coherent things I've heard her say.
3. NANarrator
  (laughs)
4. JRJoe Rogan
  By the way.
5. TDTim Dillon
  Okay, um-
6. JRJoe Rogan
  It's actually better than most of her...
7. TDTim Dillon
  Whether that was actually her idea or the advice of overpaid consultants. The- this is another thing. That campaign was a se- it had the elements, all the elements. If I was, uh, an investigator, that campaign had all the elements of money laundering.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
9. TDTim Dillon
  You, you blew $1.5 billion over the course of a few months, and so much of it went to NGOs.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Of course.
11. TDTim Dillon
  Right?
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
13. TDTim Dillon
  So much of it went to these weird non-profits-
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
15. TDTim Dillon
  ... that were supposedly going to help your campaign.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
17. TDTim Dillon
  And... Well, who's at those NGO- this is like-
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
19. TDTim Dillon
  ... the LA Fire Fund.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  That's right.
21. TDTim Dillon
  Right? It's like, okay, you, you gave the money to 188 different non-profits-
22. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
23. TDTim Dillon
  ... that all have overhead? And, like, what about the people that lost a house?
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
25. TDTim Dillon
  Isn't there, like, one guy who could just start cutting checks?
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
27. TDTim Dillon
  You've got $800 million, or whatever you got.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  You're paying the salaries of people-
29. TDTim Dillon
  Right.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  ... that work at an organization.
1:15:00 – 1:18:54
Hmm. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  gotta get out there and say, "I happen to be friends with Satan."
2. TDTim Dillon
  Hmm.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  "And I want that to be de-stig-"
4. TDTim Dillon
  He's misunderstood.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  "I want it to be de-stigmatized."
6. TDTim Dillon
  Right. If Satan could go on the Nelk Boys, maybe they could straighten it out.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  That's right. Peter Thiel on the Nelk Boys, when they go, "What do you think about fast food?" And he goes, "I only, I take one pill every day to survive."
8. TDTim Dillon
  (laughs) The-
9. JRJoe Rogan
  "And it gives me all of my nutrients."
10. TDTim Dillon
  Yeah.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. I don't think Peter Thiel eats food like a person, I think it's like he has some type of-
12. TDTim Dillon
  What?
13. JRJoe Rogan
  You know.
14. TDTim Dillon
  What are you saying?
15. JRJoe Rogan
  I think a lot of these tech people, like, they don't like food. They're not food people, a lot of these tech people. I went to a few of these tech things in Austin. It's not a, the food's never the thing. They're n- they're not like food people. They're not like, "Ooh, let me eat food." Like WASPs are not either. Like real old school, like WASPy-
16. TDTim Dillon
  Didn't you get invited to have lunch or something, dinner with Peter?
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, so I said no.
18. TDTim Dillon
  Did you?
19. JRJoe Rogan
  I said no.
20. TDTim Dillon
  (laughs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm a little, I'm a little wary of that circle of people.
22. TDTim Dillon
  Mm-hmm.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  And I'm not saying there's anything inherently evil about them, because obviously there's people in there... I, I just, I don't know that I wanna go to a dinner with someone who's gonna talk endlessly about the Antichrist.
24. TDTim Dillon
  But yet you'll go to Saudi Arabia-
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Of course.
26. TDTim Dillon
  ... and perform.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Of course.
28. TDTim Dillon
  I've been to Peter's house twice.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
30. TDTim Dillon
  Uh, I went once with dinner, with, uh, Eric Weinstein, and I forget who else. And then the second time, he brought me in because they were gonna have lunch with Erich von Däniken.

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Whitewater. …

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