Joe Rogan Experience #2382 - Andrew Santino

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Sep 23, 20253h 4mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:00 – 15:00
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. NANarrator
  (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. The Joe Rogan Experience.
3. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Hey, Santino, my man.
5. ASAndrew Santino
  Mr. Rogan, it's been a long time, I'm back.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  When was the last time you were here?
7. ASAndrew Santino
  It's gotta be over a year.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Is that real?
9. ASAndrew Santino
  Two years.
10. Two years?
11. Eight years.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Geez, bro.
13. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah, it's gotta be.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Time waits for no one.
15. ASAndrew Santino
  I know, man. You left me high and dry in Los Angeles, and two years later I come back down.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Had to go, big dog. Had to go, had to go. (laughs)
17. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
18. JRJoe Rogan
  You're gonna go eventually. You can't hang in there.
19. ASAndrew Santino
  Stop.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Eventually it'll just get to be Mad Max and you'll just go, "I, I can't, I can't, I can't." When Newsom becomes president and Kamala Harris becomes governor and then it's, like, full Communist...
21. ASAndrew Santino
  You don't think he's gonna become president?
22. JRJoe Rogan
  (inhales deeply)
23. ASAndrew Santino
  You do?
24. JRJoe Rogan
  He could win.
25. ASAndrew Santino
  No.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  Yep, he could win.
27. ASAndrew Santino
  Nah.
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
29. ASAndrew Santino
  No, 'cause I think he's one of those guys that left-
30. JRJoe Rogan
  She almost won.
15:00 – 30:00
Mm-hmm. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  right now is just a bunch of ones and zeros.
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Mm-hmm.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  And who's to decide who gets what and where it gets stored and how anybody has access to it? In the beginning, it's only gonna be like the government has access to it, 'cause we, they're the only ones with the super computers. But it's gonna be just like Michael Douglas from that movie Wall Street where he had that big stupid phone and everybody's like, "Look at him-
4. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  ... he's a baller."
6. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. (laughs)
7. JRJoe Rogan
  To everybody has a phone now, man.
8. ASAndrew Santino
  Right.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Everyone on Earth has a goddamn phone. It's r- people in the Amazon have phones and there's a problem because they gave phones to these kids and they all started whacking off.
10. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
11. JRJoe Rogan
  They can't... (laughs)
12. ASAndrew Santino
  Not here in Texas, dude. Can't whack off on your phone here.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, you can.
14. ASAndrew Santino
  I saw that. You block porn here.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  They all have VPNs. Everybody has a VPN.
16. ASAndrew Santino
  That's, that's, you gotta go around it.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Come on.
18. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  It's a joke. It's one of-
20. ASAndrew Santino
  I love pulling it up. It says that.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  You should have a VPN anyway.
22. ASAndrew Santino
  I have one on my phone.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Of course you do.
24. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  And then on top of that, you just, you just whack off from New Mexico. (laughs)
26. ASAndrew Santino
  I say, I always set it to Chicago. Makes me feel-
27. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
28. ASAndrew Santino
  ... back at home.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Nostalgic.
30. ASAndrew Santino
  Like I'm jerking off in my, in my mom's house.
30:00 – 45:00
Odds of this? …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  ... How are you at all these different things?" Like, what are the odds? Like, has someone ran it through, uh, one of the ChatGPT fucking perplexity things? Like, what are the odds-
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Odds of this?
3. JRJoe Rogan
  ... that this guy-
4. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  ... would be at all those different events and be involved? Like, zero.
6. ASAndrew Santino
  This is the guy?
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
8. ASAndrew Santino
  I just like that the pants down part is just insane to me.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
10. ASAndrew Santino
  It's like, why is your dick out, dude?
11. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm not saying-
12. ASAndrew Santino
  I did it. I did it.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Listen, I'm not saying this guy isn't insane. He's clearly insane.
14. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  And, or not. Or he's professionally insane.
16. ASAndrew Santino
  Right. I, I, I almost-
17. JRJoe Rogan
  That's where it gets squirrelly.
18. ASAndrew Santino
  I almost texted you when the Charlie Kirk thing happened because my ...... my antennas went up about, they showed the photo of that kid. The guy that they have, the 22-year-old-
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  ... whatever. And I was almost gonna be like, "Dude, that... You think he's got the capability to do that?"
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Well, listen, there are people that look like that that have the capability to do that, yes.
22. ASAndrew Santino
  Pretty accurate.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Nope. Nope.
24. ASAndrew Santino
  No?
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Not hard. Not hard at all.
26. ASAndrew Santino
  Not hard?
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Let me dispel that.
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Okay.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Let me dispel that. Okay, 200 yards from a prone position with a dead-on rifle. So if you have a dead-on rifle, so you set this rifle, you set your zero to 200 yards, right? You know how far you're gonna shoot. It is not hard at all.
30. ASAndrew Santino
  He shot a lot?
45:00 – 1:00:00
Yeah. …
1. JRJoe Rogan
  just put out so much of it that they drown the other people without even talking about them.
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  They didn't even have to bring them up.
4. ASAndrew Santino
  Well, that's why those numbers... I mean, you know, that's why the numbers for, for TV is so weird and low, because young people are like, "Well, I'll just watch it on my phone."
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
6. ASAndrew Santino
  "I'm not gonna... I don't wanna watch that."
7. JRJoe Rogan
  So, going back to this Jimmy Kimmel thing. There's a lot going on with this. So-
8. ASAndrew Santino
  Do you know him, by the way, or no?
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Yes.
10. ASAndrew Santino
  You do?
11. JRJoe Rogan
  He's a good guy.
12. ASAndrew Santino
  I see, I see.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Jimmy's a good guy. He's a smart guy. He's a funny guy. He was always very funny on, when, when, you know, he did that fucking Windy City Heat thing.
14. ASAndrew Santino
  I love that. Such a good movie.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  I think he tried to distance himself from that. (laughs)
16. ASAndrew Santino
  Oh, big time.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  He's like very, very, very successful because it's a 25-year prank.
18. ASAndrew Santino
  What's his name? Perry Farrel?
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. The- let's not mention him.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  Okay.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Let's, 'cause he's-
22. ASAndrew Santino
  I know, I know.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  ... pretentious. Let's just have people go find it. Windy, Windy City Heat.
24. ASAndrew Santino
  Go find it.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  But you see that, and you go, "Oh, that's the same guy?"
26. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, yeah. Well, s- one thing that does happen to guys as they get older is, um, you know, they soften their ways, and they change who they are, and they change how they interface with the world, and you know. And then, if you're in Hollywood, you are also addicted to an ideology. And it depends on what kind of style you have. So if you have a, a s- a funny, mocking style that is, like, satirical, that's always making fun of things tongue-in-cheek, like Norm MacDonald.
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Perfect example. Norm MacDonald, even if he's making fun of you, is not gonna piss you off to the point where you tweet about him. Because if you do, he kinda won. He kinda got you.
30. ASAndrew Santino
  Mm-hmm.
1:00:00 – 1:10:15
Yeah. God, he's hungry.…
1. JRJoe Rogan
2. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. God, he's hungry.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Look at this.
4. ASAndrew Santino
  He needs energy.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  What ... Now, this may or may not be true, 'cause this is someone ... Wiz of ... What is it? Wiz of Dao? Wi- WizoFi. WizoFi on Instagram.
6. ASAndrew Santino
  Wizo ... No, Wiz of AI.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Okay.
8. ASAndrew Santino
  Wiz of AI.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Wiz of A- ... Oh, Jesus Christ.
10. ASAndrew Santino
  Uh.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, my God, I'm retarded. Is this AI then? Um, it might be AI tricking us with a story about AI. It could be.
12. ASAndrew Santino
  That White-
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Right?
14. ASAndrew Santino
  ... House tech meeting wasn't about AI. Am- Apple, NVIDIA, Meta came for one reason: to secure electricity before it runs out. The real agenda: a $500 billion electricity crisis that could shut down AI development. Here's what they're not telling you.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Dun, dun, dun. Click on that.
16. ASAndrew Santino
  I love the Zuckerberg photo they put up there, that they used. (laughs)
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Uh, every major tech CEO at the summit shared the same fear: "We don't have enough power for AI, not enough to run trillion-parameter models, not enough to power hyperscale data centers, not enough to meet the chip demand that doubles every nine months." Dude, doubles.
18. ASAndrew Santino
  Jesus.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  The media spun it as historic pledges for AI innovation. But behind closed doors, the conversation was blunt. This might be just, like, a article they write about behind closed doors at the mothership.
20. ASAndrew Santino
  Right. (laughs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Behind closed doors-
22. ASAndrew Santino
  Closed doors.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  ... at the mothership. They're handing out Nazi paraphernalia-
24. ASAndrew Santino
  (laughs)
25. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) ... and sieg heiling each other. Most shocking deal so far, Microsoft just locked up all, a- in all caps, all of the Three Mile Island nuclear output, 837 megawatts, 20-year contract, plant won't even restart until 2028. First of all, Three Mile Island is the place that melted down in, like, the '70s.Do you remember that?
26. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Remember Three Mile-
28. ASAndrew Santino
  Three Mile Island? Yeah. Well-
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Who wants that spot? Is that spot good?
30. ASAndrew Santino
  Yeah. (laughs)

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Mm-hmm. …

Odds of this? …

Yeah. …

Yeah. God, he's hungry.…

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