Joe Rogan Experience #2405 - Luis J Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. NANarrator0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience. (drum roll)

   3. LGLuis J. Gomez0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) Yeah. Well, he's the nicest guy in the world. That's part of the problem.

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:17

      No, he's very sweet-

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      Yeah.

   6. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:18

      ... but it was like, like the, when they tell you the story of it, it was, he was like at a comedy club once and like somebody in the audience made fun of him. (laughs) And he's like, "I'm gonna go to a place where no one upsets anybody ever."

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:28

      (laughs)

   8. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:28

      "I'm gonna make a place like that." And that was the Comedy Magic Club.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:31

      Still, they would let us roll in there. They did stop Joey from doing shows there though.

   10. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:35

       Did they really?

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       'Cause there's too many-

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:36

       I've done spots there.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       ... people that were like normal people that would come in when Joey was opening for me. (laughs)

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:42

       (laughs)

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       And Joe, "You're eating her ass from behind. You're doing the pigeon-"

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:45

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:45

       "... when your nose goes in her asshole." (laughs)

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:47

       They seem-

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       People are like, "No way." (laughs)

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:49

       ... they let, uh, Tosh do whatever he wanted, I think.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Yeah, Tosh-

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson0:52

       Tosh did whatever, and they, and when I, when they asked me to do spots there f- like eventually when I went there, I was like, I, I kinda, I don't know. It's like, it's a weird spot for me to do if it's a clean club. And then, no, they're like, "You can do your thing." Like-

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:02

       Clean clubs are odd. There used to be this place in, uh, Mount Vernon, New York called, uh, the Champagne Comedy Club. It was like an all black room, and the guy who ran it was like very Christian, very religious, and he was like, "No motherfuckers."

   24. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:16

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:16

       He goes, "I don't wanna hear no motherfuckers." He goes, "You don't say, 'That bitch had a big ass.' You say, 'That woman had a wide behind.'"

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:22

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:22

       Like, he had a whole-

   28. LGLuis J. Gomez1:23

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:23

       ... speech he would give you before you would work there.

   30. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:26

       Yeah.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   ... as a kid.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      at a-

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:00

      ... as a kid.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      ... concert venue too for a while. I worked at Great Woods.

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:03

      Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:04

      So I was a security guard, and, uh, Great Woods was this performing s-... Uh, I think it's still around.

   6. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:10

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:10

      Uh-

   8. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:10

      Ampitheater.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:11

      Yeah, it's like an amphitheater. And the problem with that place is, if anybody was, um, talking on stage, you could only hear it underneath the thing. You couldn't hear it in the lawn. So, like, lyrics would bleed out into the lawn, like, or, you know, someone doing comedy would bleed out into the lawn. It was a nightmare when comics performed there-

   10. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:31

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:31

       ... 'cause you got tickets on the lawn, you couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying. It was just all this weird echo shit.

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:37

       I did comedy in front of Slipknot (laughs) and Korn there (laughs) in that place, in, in that venue particularly.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       Did you really?

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:43

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:44

       I saw Dangerfield there when I was working there. I saw-

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:47

       Wow.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:47

       ... Bill Cosby there when I was working there. The Cosby, I wasn't paying attention though. I w- I had no intentions-

   18. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:52

       Oh, you gotta-

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:52

       ... of being a comedian-

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:52

       ... you gotta pay attention-

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       ... at the time.

   22. BOBig Jay Oakerson15:54

       ... to that guy.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       Well, I was 19 years old and I just had no patience. I had no intentions of ever, ever being a comedian back then.

   24. LGLuis J. Gomez15:59

       Well, he would do, like, three hours, right? Like, he would do, like, really, really long shows, but it was the same, it was always the same act, right?

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:05

       Mm-hmm.

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:06

       Yeah, uh, were they that long?

   27. LGLuis J. Gomez16:07

       Uh, two and a half? I heard it was a, yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:09

       He was there, I believe... I'm trying to remember who else. Uh, definitely I s- I paid to see Kinison there. That was wild. And then-

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson16:18

       Do you think people like Kinison would've, uh, grown with the times?

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:24

       No.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      And she goes, "'Cause they left a tape." I go-

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:03

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      "A tape of what?" She goes, "It's a gay porn." I go, "Shut up." And she goes, "Do you wanna see it?" I go, "Okay." So she puts it on and it's these two guys. And this guy pulls this guy's shorts down and pushes him up against a tree and just starts sucking his cock. And, uh, I'm like, "I gotta get outta here." (laughs)

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:24

      That's how it always goes. (laughs)

   5. LGLuis J. Gomez30:24

      He's like, "That's enough for me."

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:26

      I was like-

   7. LGLuis J. Gomez30:26

      "I already came." (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:26

      I was like, "I didn't know that that-"

   9. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:28

      Done.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       "... really happened."

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:30

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:30

       You know what I mean?

   13. LGLuis J. Gomez30:31

       It looks weird, right? The first time I... 'Cause I moved to New York City when I was 19 and you didn't really experience homosexuality until you're in a big city like that. And the first time I t- saw two guys like kissing, it looked like aliens. Like it was the-

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson30:42

       Right.

   15. LGLuis J. Gomez30:42

       ... the craziest thing ever. And now we're so desensitized to it 'cause everything in the media-

   16. JRJoe Rogan30:46

       Well, because of porn. We're so desensitized 'cause so many people have seen porn. But like seeing gay porn when I was 22. (laughs) I knew that they had sex. I didn't have a problem with that at all. But it was the shocking reality of watching a guy just go... another guy. And you're like, "Yuck!"Oh. (laughs)

   17. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:01

       It's jarring, no doubt.

   18. JRJoe Rogan31:02

       I gotta get outta here. (laughs)

   19. LGLuis J. Gomez31:04

       (laughs)

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:04

       Yeah, it's definitely jarring.

   21. LGLuis J. Gomez31:05

       Can I take this tape with me?

   22. JRJoe Rogan31:06

       (laughs)

   23. LGLuis J. Gomez31:07

       (laughs)

   24. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:08

       Did you ever see-

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:09

       I was like, "That's disturbing." It was very disturbing.

   26. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:11

       Yeah. I s- still... If... Anytime you see it, it's... It just looks wrong. Looks like the wrong thing is happening.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:17

       Oh, then shut it off. Shut it off. I can't.

   28. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:18

       But they seem to have a fantastic time doing it.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:20

       They seem to have a wonderful time. Some people like spicy food. Right? Some people don't.

   30. BOBig Jay Oakerson31:24

       Uh, did you ever see, did you ever see the movie Fright Night?
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   (laughs) Did she punch…

   1. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:00

      Miley Cyrus punching her fucking pussy on the MTV Awards that one year.

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:04

      (laughs) Did she punch her pussy?

   3. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:05

      Oh, my God. And my daughter-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      She punched it?

   5. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:07

      My daughter was right in the wheelhouse of being a Hannah Montana fan. And then one year we were watching the MTV Awards and she's like, "Miley Cyrus would be good." And she came out Robin Thicke, and she just kept... Had she, like, number one finger and she keeps, like, ramming it in her snatch and shit.

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:21

      Ugh.

   7. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:21

      And I was like, "Oh! Hey."

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:23

      (laughs)

   9. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:23

      And then I became a Miley Cyrus fan. That was it?

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:26

       Wah.

   11. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:26

       And my daughter was not allowed to be a-

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       Wah.

   13. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:29

       ... fan anymore. (sniffs) Yeah, that was a... Like, a borderline good movie, was, uh, Thriller.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:36

       Yeah, man.

   15. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:37

       Like, it's what? It's like 20 minutes? Yeah.

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       That scene, the transformation scene when he turns around and his eyes look weird.

   17. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:43

       Get away. So good.

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:44

       Yeah. Kinda like, "It's fucking amazing."

   19. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:45

       The, uh... It's so funny that, like, Michael Jackson is, like, the one guy who, like... It's basically confirmed that he fucked kids. Like it's, it's all-

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       I don't think that's, that's confirmed.

   21. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:54

       It's not confirmed?

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       No.

   23. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:55

       Is it not confirmed?

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:56

       Are they... Hold on, let's watch this.

   25. BOBig Jay Oakerson45:57

       Oh, this is it?

   26. JRJoe Rogan45:57

       I'll, I'll definitely wanna talk about it.

   27. NANarrator45:59

       Get away. (screaming) Oh. (screaming) Oh! Oh. (screaming)

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       (laughs)

   29. BOBig Jay Oakerson46:05

       I'm gonna have to edit this out, just so you know.

   30. NANarrator46:08

       (screaming)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:04:17

   Dude, I'm gonna get,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      they're doing.

   2. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:00

      Dude, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get fucking fake abs. If you could see those, the ab implants.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      Yeah.

   4. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:05

      No, I've always said-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:05

      You know what? I think-

   6. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:06

      ... I crowdsourced it. My audience will pay for it. I'm gonna fat ass.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:08

      Most of what they're doing... Most of what they're doing is they're sucking out the fat in between the ab muscles to make them, like, look like this sculpted thing.

   8. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:14

      Oh, really? It's, it's lipo around the abs?

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:16

      Yeah. Yeah.

   10. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:16

       It really what it is-

   11. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:17

       I thought they did actual implants.

   12. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:18

       No, what it really actually is, is fat rolls they just fucking...

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:21

       Uh...

   14. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:21

       Right? Sort of, right? Like-

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:22

       No, no, some people can get implants. Like, there's that one guy that did his whole body, like a Ken doll.

   16. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:28

       Mm-hmm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:28

       Do you know about that guy?

   18. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:29

       Mm-hmm.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:00:30

       Oh, he's had, like, a ton of implants all over his shoulders and his ar-... He looks crazy. Illega- illeg- legitimately crazy. I think maybe some people are doing it with their abs. What a lot of people are doing is just a liposuction sculpture.

   20. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:42

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:00:42

       Etching, that's what they call it.

   22. LGLuis J. Gomez1:00:44

       It's so funny. There's like... Oh, you get all these things now for like... 'Cause women have had, like, Spanx forever and, like, just body shaping, like, things to wear under their clothes. And they'll like... They'll advertise them for dudes. I don't know if I could wear, like, Spanx to suck in my body. (laughs)

   23. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:00:58

       I cannot possibly dream of a situation taking my clothes off in front of a woman.

   24. LGLuis J. Gomez1:01:02

       (laughs)

   25. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:01:02

       And her having to watch me, like, spill out of a shirt I'm wearing. Like e- with every, like, inch I take off, like, things just, like, start expanding.

   26. LGLuis J. Gomez1:01:10

       So I got... I-

   27. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:01:10

       It's like I'm, uh, like I'm vacuum sealed.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

       (laughs)

   29. LGLuis J. Gomez1:01:12

       I have really bad posture, right? And there's a few things that I've gotten to help with my posture. One of them is, like, a thing that you stick to your back. And if you lean down a little bit, it buzzes and you, you correct yourself. Like it, like it vibrates.

   30. BOBig Jay Oakerson1:01:22

       Like a dog?

Episode duration: 2:52:45