Joe Rogan Experience #2409 - Brian Redban

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drumbeats) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   2. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music plays) And we're up. Hey.

   3. BRBrian Redban0:15

      Hey.

   4. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      Fella, good to see ya.

   5. BRBrian Redban0:16

      Good to see ya.

   6. JRJoe Rogan0:17

      Did you see that, uh, new information about, uh, China came out with a new quantum computer that can do, uh, it can do an equation in four minutes it takes all the world's supercomputers 2.6 billion years to solve.

   7. BRBrian Redban0:34

      Really?

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:34

      An- and it can do it in four minutes.

   9. BRBrian Redban0:37

      Is that real though? (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:38

       (laughs) I mean, allegedly.

   11. BRBrian Redban0:40

       I mean.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       Allegedly. That's the problem with this whole quantum thing is I don't underst- I've had it explained to me four or five times, I don't understand it.

   13. BRBrian Redban0:48

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       It's just my monkey brain is like, "What? Oh."

   15. BRBrian Redban0:50

       They also say a lot of things, you know?

   16. JRJoe Rogan0:52

       Right.

   17. BRBrian Redban0:52

       Like, so who knows if it's real or not?

   18. JRJoe Rogan0:55

       Well, uh, you mean China or?

   19. BRBrian Redban0:56

       Yeah, China. (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan0:57

       Yeah. But, but they have American ones that have done them too. They've done some crazy, like, Marc Andreessen explained one of them. That it's so nuts he said that it solved a computer that if you to- i- it solved an equation if you took all of the world's atoms and converted it into a supercomputer, all of the universe's atoms, excuse me, and converted it into a supercomputer. It would take so much time to solve this equation that the universe would die of heat death. And this quantum computer solved it in a matter of minutes.

   21. BRBrian Redban1:32

       Wow.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:33

       I don't know what it means though. I think what they're trying to say is that this somehow or another is proof of the multiverse, because all of these computers are somehow or another... Th- like, this quantum, the idea is this quantum computer is com- is computing along with other quantum computers in other dimensions? Other universes? Other something, other realms?

   23. BRBrian Redban2:01

       (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan2:01

       And that there's an infinite number of them, that, that there's so many of them that that's the only thing that can account for this thing being able to do this so quickly.

   25. BRBrian Redban2:11

       I don't even know.

   26. JRJoe Rogan2:12

       Right?

   27. BRBrian Redban2:12

       (laughs) Yeah.

   28. JRJoe Rogan2:13

       But you, 'cause you, so you're like, "Okay, what are you saying?"

   29. BRBrian Redban2:15

       (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan2:15

       Like, what are you saying? What are you doing? What does this mean?
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Yeah. I mean, it,…

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      city.

   2. BRBrian Redban15:01

      Yeah. I mean, it, it happens a- a lot almost here. Almost here. Like, I watch our grid all the time, like, "Oh, no, it's so close to failing here in Texas."

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:08

      You watch the grid? Is there an app?

   4. BRBrian Redban15:09

      No, they have it on the news when this happens and stuff.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      Oh.

   6. BRBrian Redban15:13

      And I-

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:13

      Well, it definitely happened during that big freeze they had-

   8. BRBrian Redban15:14

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:15

      ... the first year we moved here.

   10. BRBrian Redban15:16

       Mm-hmm.

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:16

       Ooh, that got sketchy.

   12. BRBrian Redban15:18

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:18

       That got weird, because there was people that didn't have any heat for, like, a week. And people were like, "Oh, you're in Texas, shut up." No, it was 20 degrees out.

   14. BRBrian Redban15:26

       (laughs) It was 20 degrees in your house. I remember (laughs) being tackled-

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:29

       Yeah. Some people died because they tried to light things on fire in their house and they died from smoke inhalation.

   16. BRBrian Redban15:34

       Yeah, or, or putting their generators in their garage.

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:36

       Ugh.

   18. BRBrian Redban15:37

       Do you have backup, battery backup yet?

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       Yeah.

   20. BRBrian Redban15:39

       Yeah, I got it. It's great, I love it.

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:41

       Yeah. Um, the thing about solar is solar is, relies on batteries, and then the batteries degrade, and then you have to get more batteries, and then the, the real dilemma, the moral dilemma is the way they get batteries.

   22. BRBrian Redban15:54

       (scoffs) Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       You know? That's, that's what nobody... All these green motherfuckers don't want to talk about Siddharth, uh, Karh's book. That book on, uh, how they get cobalt out of the Congo. And he, when he came in here, he showed us all these different videos that he had taken off his cellphone of these people pulling these minerals out of the ground to make batteries, and you're like, "Oh my God." Like, this is crazy. This is, i- it's one of the weirdest things ever, that the most advanced thing that we all possess, a cellphone, is made in the most barbaric way possible. Like, the original source minerals are being hammered out of the ground by people who live in dirt floors, they have no money, they have babies on their back. It's insane. It's literally insane that that's the source. Human beings are doing that. These aren't robots, they're human beings operating in these conditions so that people can check TikTok.

   24. BRBrian Redban16:59

       There's no way to recycle it at all?

   25. JRJoe Rogan17:01

       I don't know.

   26. BRBrian Redban17:02

       That's an Elon question.

   27. JRJoe Rogan17:03

       M- maybe.

   28. BRBrian Redban17:03

       Put that on the Elon list. (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan17:05

       I- it should be.

   30. BRBrian Redban17:05

       Yeah.
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Estrogen pills. (laughs) …

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

   2. NANarrator30:00

      Estrogen pills. (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:03

      I think it's Adderall.

   4. NANarrator30:04

      Adderall.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:04

      I think there's a lot of folks out there, high productivity folks, that are on amphetamines.

   6. NANarrator30:10

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      You're an amphetamine person, you know, which is why they're so mean. Like, amphetamine people are mean.... weed people like, "Aw."

   8. NANarrator30:21

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:22

      (laughs) You know, weed people are like-

   10. NANarrator30:23

       (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:23

       ... "Well, you know, man, like she's in a bubble."

   12. NANarrator30:26

       (laughs)

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:26

       "And like s- the people she's around, they all think it's the right thing to do, that you, you know, you, you have the platform and you know what's right." Like, you don't know what's right. I don't know what's right. Nobody knows what's right. The only way you find out what's right is you gotta talk to people and you all... You listen to, like, their logical arguments about something. You go, "Oh, okay. Yeah, you got a good point. I never thought about it that way." But if you can't do that, then you never figure it out. And if instead of doing that, you decide the other people can't talk, or you make up some facts, or you edit some video together to make it look like somebody said something they totally didn't say... Have you seen it? You seen the, the, like, what they added?

   14. NANarrator31:04

       Mm-mm.

   15. JRJoe Rogan31:05

       Jamie, do you... Can you find it real quick, an example of it so we can see it? 'Cause it's so nuts. Like, how did you think you were gonna get away with this? But this is what they've f- fucking done so many times. They did that with that very fine people hoax, where they p- tried to pretend that he was saying that n- some of the neo-Nazis are very fine people.

   16. NANarrator31:24

       Mm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:25

       That, that's not what he said.

   18. NANarrator31:26

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan31:26

       It, all... They c- they cut, edited the fucking shit out of that. And then Obama was saying that during the campaign for Kamala Harris, like, "White nationalists, very fine people."

   20. NANarrator31:37

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:37

       Like, he's saying that on the campaign trail, like, that's crazy.

   22. NANarrator31:40

       (clears throat) Wow.

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:42

       So here, play this out.

   24. NANarrator31:43

       Down to the Capitol, and I'll be there with you and we fight. We fight like hell, and if you don't fight like hell, you're not gonna have a country anymore. We're gonna walk down-

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:54

       All right, that's the BBC.

   26. NANarrator31:56

       ... to the Capitol-

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:57

       This is what he actually said.

   28. NANarrator32:00

       ... and we're gonna cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women.

   29. NANarrator32:06

       (tape rewinding)

   30. JRJoe Rogan32:10

       54 minutes.
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Yeah. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      play << Bad to the bone << (singing) >>

   2. BRBrian Redban45:02

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:02

      << Bad to the bone >> Yeah.

   4. BRBrian Redban45:04

      That's crazy.

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:06

      (laughs)

   6. BRBrian Redban45:07

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:07

      And do you remember when you would call people and music would play?

   8. BRBrian Redban45:10

      Ringback tones. (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:11

      Yes. Their, their tone of their ring-

   10. BRBrian Redban45:16

       Right.

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:16

       ... you would hear, you would hear a shitty song.

   12. BRBrian Redban45:19

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:19

       You're like, "God, you're making me listen to this?" (laughs)

   14. BRBrian Redban45:22

       (laughs) Yeah, now, now you don't wanna do any of that you 'cause you don't anyone to know that's your phone number. (laughs) You know what I mean? Like, like-

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       Right. You don't wanna go super specific.

   16. BRBrian Redban45:30

       Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:30

       Yeah.

   18. BRBrian Redban45:30

       Right. Yeah. I used to be like, "This is Brian, man." You know that ... Now fuck that.

   19. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       Right.

   20. BRBrian Redban45:35

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan45:35

       Yeah. Remember people used to always have, like, funny things that they would leave? Hey.

   22. BRBrian Redban45:39

       Joe Idees. (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan45:40

       All right. Look, cocksucker. I got the phone. For the ... (laughs)

   24. BRBrian Redban45:46

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan45:46

       He's the last one. When you get a text from him, t- to this day, I'm like, "Really?"

   26. BRBrian Redban45:50

       Yeah. He texts us more nowadays.

   27. JRJoe Rogan45:52

       "Really?"

   28. BRBrian Redban45:52

       It's kinda cool. It's kinda cool.

   29. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       "Really?"

   30. BRBrian Redban45:55

       (laughs)
5. 1:00:00 – 1:15:00

   Yeah. …

   1. BRBrian Redban1:00:00

      clipped it, then went down and kind of landed on the beach for like a second.

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:00:04

      Yeah.

   3. BRBrian Redban1:00:04

      It went up a little, then landed again, and then he's just flying in the air. I don't even know if that was possible without a tail of a helicopter. That seems crazy.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      Well, obviously, he can't direct it.

   5. BRBrian Redban1:00:12

      Right.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      Yeah. Maybe it was... that was the problem, that he couldn't control it. I don't know.

   7. BRBrian Redban1:00:17

      No, that's crazy.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:00:18

      Ask Bill Burr.

   9. BRBrian Redban1:00:19

      (laughs) yeah. He-

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:00:20

       He, he flies those things. He took me up above downtown LA. It was amazing.

   11. BRBrian Redban1:00:24

       You're crazy.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:00:24

       I was like, "This is crazy." Like, "This is so cool."

   13. BRBrian Redban1:00:27

       (laughs) I don't like heli- I don't-

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:00:29

       He takes them to gigs sometimes.

   15. BRBrian Redban1:00:30

       That's crazy. Do you trust helicopter? I don't really. I'm not into it.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:00:33

       Uh, I trusted it for that day.

   17. BRBrian Redban1:00:35

       (laughs)

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:00:35

       I'm like, "I'll trust it." It's fun to go up with Bill.

   19. BRBrian Redban1:00:38

       Yeah.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:00:39

       It was fun to see him, uh, like really into this hobby he has. I was like, that's interesting, you know?

   21. BRBrian Redban1:00:45

       It's really cool that he does it. He's l- he's an interesting guy. I- I'm surprised you didn't go to Dubai (laughs) in D.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:00:53

       Me?

   23. BRBrian Redban1:00:53

       Yeah. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:00:54

       No. You mean Saudi Arabia.

   25. BRBrian Redban1:00:56

       Saudi Arabia (laughs) . Dubai.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:00:58

       Bro, I don't even go to San Francisco.

   27. BRBrian Redban1:01:01

       I know.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:01:01

       (laughs)

   29. BRBrian Redban1:01:01

       I even go to Glendale, like... (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:01:03

       Yeah, you think I'm gonna go to ... no, no, no. I think if you chase money when you have money, then money owns you.
6. 1:15:00 – 1:15:48

   Isn't it crazy to…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:15:00

   2. BRBrian Redban1:15:00

      Isn't it crazy to think that Easy-E died from AIDS? (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:15:03

      How did Easy-E really die though?

   4. BRBrian Redban1:15:05

      I don't know.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:15:05

      He must've taken AZT.

   6. BRBrian Redban1:15:07

      Mm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:15:07

      You know, the idea that Easy-E died from AIDS itself, like... It's mostly drug users. That was what... Who was dying in the early days of AIDS. And this is what Peter Duesberg said. So Peter Duesberg, he's like a persona non grata in the medical world, and it's because he had a completely different opinion than everybody else when AIDS first came out. He was like, "One piece of data they're not taking into consideration is that all these people that have AIDS, Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, not just HIV positive, but all the people that have AIDS, all of them are hardcore drug users." It was like 90-something percent of people that had, air quotes, "AIDS."

Episode duration: 2:51:54