Joe Rogan Experience #2415 - Adam Ray

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(drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…
1. ARAdam Ray
  (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
2. NANarrator
  The Joe Rogan Experience.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.
4. ARAdam Ray
  Hey. Are we rolling?
5. JRJoe Rogan
  All day.
6. ARAdam Ray
  Hopefully. (upbeat music)
7. NANarrator
  ... what's working.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) Yeah.
9. ARAdam Ray
  From the, from the back.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Part of it was rolling?
11. NANarrator
  Yeah.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Adam Ray, my man.
13. ARAdam Ray
  Great to see you.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  And, uh, Guest of the Year, Kill Tony. How's it feel?
15. ARAdam Ray
  Feels great.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  Did you get a, a, a belt or anything? Some sort of a cup?
17. ARAdam Ray
  I should've.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Just some sort of a cup, like a-
19. ARAdam Ray
  Fucking dude-
20. JRJoe Rogan
  ... Stanley Cup.
21. ARAdam Ray
  ... Tony, always shortchanging the gifts.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  That motherfucker.
23. ARAdam Ray
  Uh, that was the last time I saw you, I think. When I was-
24. JRJoe Rogan
  You should get a jacket, that's what it should be, Guest of the Year.
25. ARAdam Ray
  That's not a great idea.
26. JRJoe Rogan
  That's a great idea.
27. ARAdam Ray
  We made these, um, for the end of the Phil, Dr. Phil, um, tour, which by the way, we have our very last one at The Wiltern on December 16th, if anyone wants to-
28. JRJoe Rogan
  Have you ever had Dr. Phil on as a guest?
29. ARAdam Ray
  Yes. Remember, for the Netflix special.
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, that's right. (laughs)
15:00 – 30:00
No. Well, it depends.…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  billion in another high-profile drawing, Americans bought more than 111 million tickets. And similar or greater sales occurred for historical record draws like the 2.04 billion event. So, only one person gets paid?
2. NANarrator
  No. Well, it depends.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  So just smaller jackpots?
4. NANarrator
  It de- it depe-
5. ARAdam Ray
  You can hit a few numbers and you split the jackp-
6. JRJoe Rogan
  So there's $20 million range? Oh, the, those large, smaller jackpots. How many people get paid out though? Is it just one person?
7. ARAdam Ray
  It depends, I think there can be multiple winners.
8. NANarrator
  Yeah, you can win (clears throat) you win a million bucks if you hit like all five numbers and not the Powerball.
9. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Right. So-
11. NANarrator
  But that doesn't affect the jackpot.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
13. NANarrator
  So I guess if you're asking who gets paid out of the jackpot-
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
15. NANarrator
  ... yeah, it's a winner take all situation.
16. ARAdam Ray
  Whoa.
17. NANarrator
  But if two people or three people or 10 people get it, it could split even.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  So what if, what if you can only get some of the numbers, you get some money?
19. NANarrator
  You can get some money. If you get like one number, you can get like five bucks back.
20. ARAdam Ray
  (laughs)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Okay. (laughs) They just try to keep you hooked.
22. NANarrator
  Yeah, they keep you, oh yeah.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  They just try to keep you on the hook.
24. ARAdam Ray
  Oh, yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  And if you get like, let's say you get w- so you've got to imagine that if you give them five bucks back, they probably bought 300 tickets.
26. ARAdam Ray
  At least.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  So you won anyway.
28. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  It-
30. NANarrator
  So, I was gonna bring up this thing that happened, I think it was in Texas. Someone figured out the loophole of like-
30:00 – 45:00
This should be enough.…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  Like, this... Is this like a... Are you doing-
2. ARAdam Ray
  This should be enough.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  No, it was almost like he was into it. It was almost-
4. ARAdam Ray
  That-
5. JRJoe Rogan
  ... like they were playing a game.
6. ARAdam Ray
  Oh.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Like a cuck game.
8. ARAdam Ray
  Oh, wow.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  It was, you know what I mean?
10. ARAdam Ray
  Maybe I'm cheating on you, maybe you should hire a private investigator and see the pictures.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  The guy just, like... The, the girl was, the, the lady was very hot, and he was very not hot, and then there was this bodybuilder guy.
12. ARAdam Ray
  Fuck, dude. It is funny you say that.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
14. ARAdam Ray
  My brain immediately went to if my wife was cheating on me, that would be the worst version, just a huge guy. Because, like, if it's Shaq you go, "If we do get back together, there's no way..." Well, you're not, by the way, but, like, if you do, like, you just... You can't go back in there.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Right, it's over.
16. ARAdam Ray
  I mean, I see Shaq now with, like, when there's pictures of him next to his, like, girls he's dated, I'm like-
17. JRJoe Rogan
  How?
18. ARAdam Ray
  Is that... That should be illegal.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
20. ARAdam Ray
  But I guess, I don't know. Y- he's gentle? I don't... How do you, how do you do that? I don't know.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Psh, you gotta ask him.
22. ARAdam Ray
  (laughs) Have you had Shaq on?
23. JRJoe Rogan
  No, I'd love to have him on. I love that dude.
24. ARAdam Ray
  That would be, um-
25. JRJoe Rogan
  He did Fear Factor with me.
26. ARAdam Ray
  ... no way.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, he co-hosted Fear Factor one day, one episode.
28. ARAdam Ray
  That would be an unbelievable conversation.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, it was, like, me and him hanging... I had a joke, I was, uh, it was like a six-year-old's hanging out with his dad. (laughs)
30. ARAdam Ray
  (laughs)
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I don't ever understand…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  that loves you and doesn't wanna eat you-
2. ARAdam Ray
  I don't ever understand that. Yeah, I'll never... I mean-
3. JRJoe Rogan
  ... but wants a dude who kills people-
4. ARAdam Ray
  I guess it's not for us.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  ... sucks their blood.
6. ARAdam Ray
  (laughs)
7. JRJoe Rogan
  He's been around for 1,700 years. You're only 16.
8. ARAdam Ray
  (laughs)
9. JRJoe Rogan
  The whole relationship is disgusting. This is disgusting.
10. ARAdam Ray
  I know.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  You're a thousand years old.
12. ARAdam Ray
  That's a weird kink.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  You got a 16-year-old girlfriend? This is-
14. ARAdam Ray
  I know.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  What are you talking about?
16. ARAdam Ray
  Also, the werewolves and like the... Yeah, just having-
17. JRJoe Rogan
  He was alive when Cleopatra was here.
18. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  And he's talking to a fucking 17-year-old.
20. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  This is stupid.
22. ARAdam Ray
  Would you judge someone more that was into vampires or feet?
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Um, vampires for sure.
24. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Feet's not that weird.
26. ARAdam Ray
  It's not that weird, I guess.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  It's kinda c- u- you know, they're cute. They look good.
28. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah. You can justify feet.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. Makes sense, I guess.
30. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah.
1:00:00 – 1:04:05
(laughs) …
1. JRJoe Rogan
2. ARAdam Ray
  (laughs)
3. JRJoe Rogan
  ... and all of a sudden you look like that. Are you taking it or not?
4. ARAdam Ray
  Well, let me-
5. JRJoe Rogan
  No work.
6. ARAdam Ray
  So, when I-
7. JRJoe Rogan
  It's the lottery in a pill.
8. ARAdam Ray
  So let me, let me answer that question with-
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Okay.
10. ARAdam Ray
  When I played Vince McMahon on The Rock Show, about his life, for a few seasons on NBC, I got a trainer to bulk up. I got, I got a little bigger. Not Vince big. But there was a moment where a friend of mine came to me and was like, "There's an easy way and there's a (laughs) not an easy way." And I was like, "What's the easy way?" And he did suggest like some crazy shit, and I was like, "I don't think I wanna be, look like that, unless the show really asked me." But I don't think I would.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Would you wanna look like Canelo Alvarez?
12. ARAdam Ray
  Sure.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. So you mean a pill?
14. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. You'd take that?
16. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  You'd take really good-
18. ARAdam Ray
  (laughs)
19. JRJoe Rogan
  ... muscular physique?
20. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah, I did.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Nothing crazy, but-
22. ARAdam Ray
  Nothing crazy.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  But yeah.
24. ARAdam Ray
  Yeah, and no judgment.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
26. ARAdam Ray
  Maybe e- I, uh-
27. JRJoe Rogan
  But you would take that pill, right?
28. ARAdam Ray
  Sure.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  All right.
30. ARAdam Ray
  I guess I'm more impressed-

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No. Well, it depends.…

This should be enough.…

I don't ever understand…

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