Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast,…

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

   4. SGShane Gillis0:12

      Joe Rogan, he went down there to visit him.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      He's having a good old time, I'm sure. He loves doing that. (sniffs) Just fucking-

   6. SGShane Gillis0:18

      Wish it didn't piss me off.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      It pisses you off that he, that he just checks out?

   8. SGShane Gillis0:23

      (laughs) Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      What pisses you off?

   10. SGShane Gillis0:25

       I don't know. (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       I love it. I love that he does it.

   12. SGShane Gillis0:27

       (laughs) No, it's just art. It's fun to...

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       But it's more, like the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is. It's like, he, people know who you are, b- dude. You've been seen by millions of people.

   14. SGShane Gillis0:35

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       You can't pretend you're this, like anonymous backpacker anymore.

   16. SGShane Gillis0:39

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       You fucking weirdo. (laughs)

   18. SGShane Gillis0:41

       He comes back. Th- my favorite was a couple years, or like when he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks and he was like, in the crowd and thought it was going to be like a big surprise that he's back. He like, came back and we were like, "Oh, what's up? Oh, are you sure?"

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       (laughs)

   20. SGShane Gillis0:54

       (laughs) He's like-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       What are you talking about? He'll be like-

   22. SGShane Gillis0:55

       He's like, "Guys, you haven't seen me in so long." It's like, "I don't see any of my friends."

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       Yeah, you were saying like-

   24. SGShane Gillis0:58

       Yeah, it's like, "Bro, I forgot-"

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       ... "I see everybody every six months."

   26. SGShane Gillis1:00

       "... I forgot you left." (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01

       Right. I only see Norman every six months.

   28. SGShane Gillis1:04

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       Maybe, maybe a little more when we, we get popping with Protect Our Parks.

   30. SGShane Gillis1:08

       Bro, it's not the same without them.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Making connections that aren't…

   1. SGShane Gillis15:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:00

      Making connections that aren't real.

   3. SGShane Gillis15:02

      And you don't know Kurt Metzger.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      (laughs)

   5. SGShane Gillis15:05

      Metzger's fired up. Metzger's fired up. He'll get you.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:09

      (laughs) Metzger's got a touch.

   7. SGShane Gillis15:10

      He got me at the holiday party. (laughs) He got me.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:12

      He's got a, he's got a, he's got a touch with his skits.

   9. SGShane Gillis15:14

      He's fired up, dude.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:15

       Bro, he is an enc- ... Uh, an encyclopedia of conspiracies.

   11. SGShane Gillis15:20

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:20

       You just drop... Go back to... "Remember that thing in the '70s?" "Oh, yeah."

   13. SGShane Gillis15:24

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:24

       "Oh, yeah, that thing."

   15. SGShane Gillis15:25

       He'll get, he'll get it. He'll get it immediately.

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:27

       Yeah.

   17. SGShane Gillis15:27

       And he'll tell you more than you know.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:28

       He'll tell too much.

   19. SGShane Gillis15:29

       And he's... He also talks about conspiracies with complete, "Oh, you didn't know this?"

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:33

       Yeah. That's the best one.

   21. SGShane Gillis15:34

       There's never like-

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       "Oh, you didn't know?"

   23. SGShane Gillis15:34

       ... "There's a theory."

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       "Oh, you didn't know?"

   25. SGShane Gillis15:36

       No, he's just like, "Yeah."

   26. JRJoe Rogan15:37

       And he gets over you 'cause he's such a goon. He like looms over you.

   27. SGShane Gillis15:40

       He is.

   28. JRJoe Rogan15:40

       He's this big fucking dude.

   29. SGShane Gillis15:41

       He's-

   30. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       His giant eyebrows. (laughs)
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   How could he take…

   1. SGShane Gillis30:00

      this should be...

   2. JRJoe Rogan30:01

      How could he take it easy? The whole world is watching. There's not a chance he's gonna make it look like this guy can box with him.

   3. SGShane Gillis30:08

      Can you imagine if Jake...

   4. JRJoe Rogan30:10

      If he flatlines him?

   5. SGShane Gillis30:11

      Oh my God. (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan30:11

      What if he steps in and just-

   7. SGShane Gillis30:13

      Oh my God.

   8. JRJoe Rogan30:14

      ... right power bombs him right on the chin, and Joshua's legs go out?... and he goes down.

   9. SGShane Gillis30:20

      That'd be the saddest... It'd be sad.

   10. JRJoe Rogan30:22

       Not for Jake Paul.

   11. SGShane Gillis30:24

       I... Of course, that'd be awesome. I'm saying for Anthony Joshua-

   12. JRJoe Rogan30:28

       Not for all the young bucks.

   13. SGShane Gillis30:28

       ... who's like... who was like gonna be the guy.

   14. NANarrator30:30

       Destroy some sportsbooks also, apparently. (laughs)

   15. SGShane Gillis30:33

       What are those odds?

   16. NANarrator30:33

       Th- they, they'd lose $100 million or something, I think.

   17. JRJoe Rogan30:36

       Yeah.

   18. SGShane Gillis30:37

       That's weird.

   19. NANarrator30:37

       Yeah, there's a lot of-

   20. JRJoe Rogan30:38

       Might take a dive then.

   21. NANarrator30:38

       ... people betting on the, uh, Jake Paul underdog right now.

   22. JRJoe Rogan30:41

       There's people betting on him?

   23. NANarrator30:43

       Yeah, 'cause he's got... It says plus 650. You're making six times-

   24. SGShane Gillis30:46

       Yeah.

   25. NANarrator30:46

       ... the money you put in.

   26. JRJoe Rogan30:47

       Yeah, but what are the odds, really?

   27. SGShane Gillis30:49

       I mean, not good. But-

   28. JRJoe Rogan30:50

       What are the odds, really? I know that's the odd. Literally said, "What are the odds?" to the odds. (laughs)

   29. SGShane Gillis30:53

       Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughs)

   30. NANarrator30:55

       (laughs)
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   He's ... Listen, there's…

   1. SGShane Gillis45:00

   2. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      He's ... Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society. It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot. Like-

   3. SGShane Gillis45:08

      That's what ... Yeah-

   4. JRJoe Rogan45:09

      Yeah.

   5. SGShane Gillis45:09

      ... that's the thing that bothers me is like-

   6. JRJoe Rogan45:10

      It's the same kind of thing.

   7. SGShane Gillis45:10

      Bro, it'd be like if Obama tweeted ...

   8. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      Yeah.

   9. SGShane Gillis45:13

      Yeah. Rest in piss. (laughs)

   10. JRJoe Rogan45:14

       Imagine, imagine. Oh, my God, imagine. Imagine if Obama tweeted, you know, something about someone, you know, after they died in, in this way, that this person was a deranged ... The person that hated Obama, and he wrote Obama with like-

   11. SGShane Gillis45:28

       (laughs)

   12. JRJoe Rogan45:28

       ... all caps. (laughs) Imagine if Obama talked like Trump.

   13. SGShane Gillis45:33

       I would love if Obama ... (laughs) Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan45:33

       Imagine if Obama talked like Trump. "They hated Obama."

   15. SGShane Gillis45:38

       He'd be-

   16. JRJoe Rogan45:38

       Like, that was his thing?

   17. SGShane Gillis45:39

       Oh ...

   18. JRJoe Rogan45:39

       That he talks about himself in third person.

   19. SGShane Gillis45:41

       Oh, that'd hate me. Yeah. (laughs)

   20. JRJoe Rogan45:42

       That would be crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is the way Trump thinks and talks. It's just like, the guy got sliced up by his kid, you know?

   21. SGShane Gillis45:54

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan45:54

       And anybody that doesn't see that and go, "Fuck, man."

   23. SGShane Gillis45:58

       Yeah, it's the worst.

   24. JRJoe Rogan45:58

       It's a ... You know.

   25. SGShane Gillis45:59

       Also, the kid's claiming not guilty right now.

   26. JRJoe Rogan46:02

       Oh, cool. Okay.

   27. SGShane Gillis46:04

       (laughs) I like it.

   28. JRJoe Rogan46:04

       By reason of what?

   29. SGShane Gillis46:05

       I like the move. (laughs)

   30. JRJoe Rogan46:07

       Oh, boy. It's so, it's so, it's so dark, man.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:10:03

   An op-ed. …

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      but what was-

   2. NANarrator1:00:00

      An op-ed.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:01

      But what was it?

   4. NANarrator1:00:02

      Oh.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:02

      Let's see if we can read it. I wonder what, what got her deported. What were the words?

   6. NANarrator1:00:12

      Op-ed criticizing leadership.

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:13

      "She criticized Tufts leadership response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza. Months after the op-ed was written, and just weeks before she was detained, the website Canary Mission, uh, published a profile on Ms.," I don't know how to say her name, "Ozturk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism. It's sole support for the contention was a link in screenshots of her op-ed. When asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, 'We gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses.'"

   8. NANarrator1:00:54

      Shut up, Marco. You fool, yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

      So she was asking- Put that up again, please. So she was asking- she was criticizing Tufts' leadership's response to the Tufts' Community Union Senate passing several resolutions. So, she must be a part of the Tufts' Community Union Senate, or s- or someone is. So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations. So, like, what is- but like, what- what was she- I want to know what she actually said. You know what I mean? I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was.

   10. NANarrator1:01:31

       I can find the op-ed. I was-

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:01:32

       See if you can find it. It- it's just interesting because, like, what- what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro-f- free speech country on planet Earth? Like, what gets you kicked out? Is it really- is it all-

   12. NANarrator1:01:43

       Free speech.

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:01:44

       Right. (laughs) But is it only that one?

   14. NANarrator1:01:46

       It's free speech that gets you fucking kicked out.

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:01:46

       Is it only that one? Like, what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia? Would that get you kicked out?

   16. NANarrator1:01:52

       I doubt it.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:01:53

       That's weird, right?

   18. NANarrator1:01:54

       It certainly is.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:55

       That's kind of weird. Did you ever notice?

   20. NANarrator1:01:57

       It's a little strange. (laughs)

   21. Yeah. "Do you notice it?"

   22. Hold on. Give me two more beers, okay?

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:02:00

       (laughs)

   24. NANarrator1:02:00

       I'll let you know. I'll let you know if my algorithm's been feeding me.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:02:03

       (laughs)

   26. NANarrator1:02:04

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:02:05

       It's kind of crazy because y- you know, unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules, or if they're just having an opinion on s- a- a gigantic international conflict-

   28. NANarrator1:02:23

       Sure.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:02:24

       ... that seems crazy to want to kick them out of the country. Unless there's something more that I don't know.

   30. NANarrator1:02:31

       Yeah, maybe she must've said something you would think pretty crazy.

Episode duration: 2:56:52