Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

1. 0:00 – 1:54

   Backpacker comic friends, Protect Our Parks, and Joe’s new relationship with alcohol

   1. NANarrator0:00

      (drum roll) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

   2. The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)

   4. SGShane Gillis0:12

      Joe Rogan, he went down there to visit him.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:14

      He's having a good old time, I'm sure. He loves doing that. (sniffs) Just fucking-

   6. SGShane Gillis0:18

      Wish it didn't piss me off.

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:20

      It pisses you off that he, that he just checks out?

   8. SGShane Gillis0:23

      (laughs) Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:23

      What pisses you off?

   10. SGShane Gillis0:25

       I don't know. (laughs)

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:25

       I love it. I love that he does it.

   12. SGShane Gillis0:27

       (laughs) No, it's just art. It's fun to...

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:28

       But it's more, like the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is. It's like, he, people know who you are, b- dude. You've been seen by millions of people.

   14. SGShane Gillis0:35

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:35

       You can't pretend you're this, like anonymous backpacker anymore.

   16. SGShane Gillis0:39

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:40

       You fucking weirdo. (laughs)

   18. SGShane Gillis0:41

       He comes back. Th- my favorite was a couple years, or like when he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks and he was like, in the crowd and thought it was going to be like a big surprise that he's back. He like, came back and we were like, "Oh, what's up? Oh, are you sure?"

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:53

       (laughs)

   20. SGShane Gillis0:54

       (laughs) He's like-

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       What are you talking about? He'll be like-

   22. SGShane Gillis0:55

       He's like, "Guys, you haven't seen me in so long." It's like, "I don't see any of my friends."

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:58

       Yeah, you were saying like-

   24. SGShane Gillis0:58

       Yeah, it's like, "Bro, I forgot-"

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       ... "I see everybody every six months."

   26. SGShane Gillis1:00

       "... I forgot you left." (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01

       Right. I only see Norman every six months.

   28. SGShane Gillis1:04

       Yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:04

       Maybe, maybe a little more when we, we get popping with Protect Our Parks.

   30. SGShane Gillis1:08

       Bro, it's not the same without them.
2. 1:54 – 3:24

   Aging math, staying fit late in life, and dramatic weight-loss examples

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:54

      You get... I'm getting old, dude, right? I'm 58. The, the reality is like, when was the last time you saw a really fit 78-year-old guy? 78 years for me is not that far. That's-

   2. SGShane Gillis2:07

      Trump, Trump's jacked.

   3. JRJoe Rogan2:08

      Ah.

   4. SGShane Gillis2:09

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan2:09

      Bro, that's 2005, okay? 2005 when I was still doing Fear Factor. That's 20 years ago.

   6. SGShane Gillis2:17

      Yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:17

      That's nothing. (snaps fingers) That's like that. It, time just flies by. All of a sudden you're 78.

   8. SGShane Gillis2:22

      You're my age.

   9. JRJoe Rogan2:23

      Yeah, exactly.

   10. SGShane Gillis2:24

       Damn.

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:25

       Yeah, exactly. How old are you now?

   12. SGShane Gillis2:28

       I'm th- I just turned 38.

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:29

       Yeah, see? So think of that.

   14. SGShane Gillis2:31

       Yeah.

   15. JRJoe Rogan2:32

       That's 20 years difference. You to me is 20 years.

   16. SGShane Gillis2:35

       Okay.

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:35

       But me to like, a dead guy is 20 years.

   18. SGShane Gillis2:38

       (laughs) Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan2:38

       (laughs) Like 78-year-old guy is a dead guy.

   20. SGShane Gillis2:41

       (laughs) Yeah. There's the difference. (laughs) Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:43

       So I've been uh, consciously thinking about that. Like, don't let it get away from you. That's the thing. Don't let it get away from you. Like look at Jelly Roll.

   22. SGShane Gillis2:54

       Yeah.

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:55

       Fucking insane. Incredible.

   24. SGShane Gillis2:57

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:58

       That dude just added decades onto his life.

   26. SGShane Gillis3:00

       Oh, for sure. He was-

   27. JRJoe Rogan3:01

       Decade. He was on his way out.

   28. SGShane Gillis3:03

       He was close.

   29. JRJoe Rogan3:04

       He was on his way out.

   30. SGShane Gillis3:04

       Yeah.
3. 3:24 – 7:53

   Sleep apnea: choking, mouthpieces, CPAP horror stories, and hotel-room realities

   1. JRJoe Rogan3:24

      Yeah. You get too big and then he probably has sleep apnea, so he ain't getting any sleep. So at night he's choking, you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms.

   2. SGShane Gillis3:34

      (laughs) Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan3:34

      And Sam Her- uh, Sam Tal-

   4. SGShane Gillis3:35

      I'm going out from sleep apnea (laughs) for sure, bro. (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan3:38

      Bro, I have to wear a mouthpiece every night.

   6. SGShane Gillis3:40

      It's crazy, yeah.

   7. JRJoe Rogan3:40

      I wear a mouthpiece every night. I found a great pillow too. You think it's pillow?

   8. SGShane Gillis3:44

      Do you think it hurts to die from sleep apnea?

   9. JRJoe Rogan3:46

      Uh, no, you just choke. You stop breathing, and that's it. It's a wrap. Probably doesn't hurt at all. You probably just go in your sleep.

   10. SGShane Gillis3:54

       Yeah, so what the fuck?

   11. JRJoe Rogan3:54

       I don't... It's not the one of the worst ways to go.

   12. SGShane Gillis3:56

       What are we talking about here?

   13. JRJoe Rogan3:57

       Listen-

   14. SGShane Gillis3:57

       Let it ride.

   15. JRJoe Rogan3:58

       It's just the problem is you're going way too young. It's, you're going because someone's killing you and that, that someone's you.

   16. SGShane Gillis4:04

       Yeah, but...

   17. JRJoe Rogan4:06

       See-

   18. SGShane Gillis4:06

       (laughs) Hold on, hold on.

   19. JRJoe Rogan4:07

       ... a lot of football players get it.

   20. SGShane Gillis4:09

       Yeah, no. Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan4:09

       Yeah, because they have-

   22. SGShane Gillis4:10

       I think Reggie White died from it.

   23. JRJoe Rogan4:10

       They have giant necks.

   24. SGShane Gillis4:12

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan4:12

       So the giant neck, when you're having all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in. (chokes) And then you get this big fucking head and this big ass tongue, and it just falls over that hole.

   26. SGShane Gillis4:22

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan4:22

       And you just slip into darkness.

   28. SGShane Gillis4:26

       Now you talking my language.

   29. JRJoe Rogan4:27

       Well, listen, for a lot of those guys, uh, it's all preventable. You know, you could sleep with a CPAP machine, which sucks.

   30. SGShane Gillis4:34

       Dude, my dad, my dad has a sleep apnea machine and he, uh-
4. 7:53 – 9:44

   Deviated septum fixes, broken noses, and why facial damage hits differently in women’s fights

   1. JRJoe Rogan7:53

      It's just, uh... Another thing is, uh, mouth tape. You ever try that?

   2. SGShane Gillis7:57

      No.

   3. JRJoe Rogan7:57

      Where you breathe in outta your nose? That's-

   4. SGShane Gillis7:58

      I got a deviated septum. I wouldn't...

   5. JRJoe Rogan8:00

      You should get that fixed, dog.

   6. SGShane Gillis8:02

      I'm never gonna fix anything. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan8:03

      Oh, you should get that fixed. I got mine fixed, it was amazing.

   8. SGShane Gillis8:06

      Really?

   9. JRJoe Rogan8:06

      I didn't get it fixed till I was 40. Yeah.

   10. SGShane Gillis8:08

       How did it...

   11. JRJoe Rogan8:09

       I had it my whole... Oh s- I'm sorry.

   12. SGShane Gillis8:10

       You just got nose surgery?

   13. JRJoe Rogan8:11

       Yeah.

   14. SGShane Gillis8:12

       Oh.

   15. JRJoe Rogan8:12

       It was awesome. It was... The result is awesome. I mean, I, I ga... I gained, like... Instantly gained, like, 10% cardio.

   16. SGShane Gillis8:19

       Oh, damn.

   17. JRJoe Rogan8:19

       Yeah, 'cause you breathe outta your nose now. I couldn't breathe outta my nose forever. I f... I broke my nose when I was five. I fell down a flight of stairs.

   18. SGShane Gillis8:26

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan8:26

       And then, uh, it was always crooked. Like, it's... Like, the bone got fu... I got fucked. I probably should've went to a doctor, but, you know, in the '70s they just fucking dusted you off.

   20. SGShane Gillis8:34

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan8:34

       (laughs) So... And then I broke my nose who knows how many times after that.

   22. SGShane Gillis8:40

       Of course.

   23. JRJoe Rogan8:40

       Bunch of times.

   24. SGShane Gillis8:41

       Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan8:42

       The most recent one in my 40s. I got kneed in the face in jujitsu in my... Or in my late 30s rather. I got kneed in the face in jujitsu and it was fucking pouring blood. I knew it was broken, yeah.

   26. SGShane Gillis8:50

       It doesn't look bad though.

   27. JRJoe Rogan8:51

       No, it's not that bad. It's not flattened-

   28. SGShane Gillis8:53

       You can see it. Yeah, yeah.

   29. JRJoe Rogan8:53

       ... too much because I really stopped striking mostly when I was, like, 22, 23. I did a little of it when I came to LA again. I d... I just, I just did a little sparring, but not too much. But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again. This piece of cartilage eventually collapses.

   30. SGShane Gillis9:12

       Oh.
5. 9:44 – 13:32

   The Iraq “man vs. woman boxing” clip and the reality of male–female power differences

   1. SGShane Gillis9:44

      Like the fucking... That Iraq video we were watching.

   2. JRJoe Rogan9:47

      Oh, Jesus.

   3. SGShane Gillis9:48

      It's hard to watch. (laughs)

   4. JRJoe Rogan9:49

      Jesus.

   5. SGShane Gillis9:49

      What are you doing? (laughs)

   6. JRJoe Rogan9:51

      Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman.

   7. SGShane Gillis9:55

      Yeah. (laughs)

   8. JRJoe Rogan9:56

      It was maybe some mouthy chick-

   9. SGShane Gillis9:57

      So...

   10. JRJoe Rogan9:57

       ... because she was really aggressive. Like, remember?

   11. SGShane Gillis9:59

       She was.

   12. JRJoe Rogan10:00

       Like even after he knocked her down, she j... she jumped up, tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back.

   13. SGShane Gillis10:05

       (laughs)

   14. JRJoe Rogan10:06

       She was very aggressive, but this dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her.

   15. SGShane Gillis10:10

       She was... She did survive the round.

   16. JRJoe Rogan10:12

       I guess. Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it?

   17. SGShane Gillis10:15

       I think that... I could be wrong, it looked like the second. He was in his corner.

   18. JRJoe Rogan10:18

       Wow. Well, he was terrible.

   19. SGShane Gillis10:19

       He was terrible.

   20. JRJoe Rogan10:19

       He wasn't good.

   21. SGShane Gillis10:20

       Yeah.

   22. JRJoe Rogan10:20

       He wasn't good. It was ridiculous. Also, he... Oh, yeah, there it is.

   23. SGShane Gillis10:25

       Oh, no. (laughs)

   24. JRJoe Rogan10:25

       Don't... Jimmy, don't make me watch this.

   25. SGShane Gillis10:27

       (laughs) Yeah.

   26. JRJoe Rogan10:28

       This guy's just... I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just kind of swinging punches, but the power difference is just crazy. And anybody who thinks it's not is just fucking delusional. The difference between a man and a woman is so big. Even, like a, a strong woman, like Amanda Nunes, she'll probably knock out most dudes, but she's not sparring a guy her weight that's gonna go full blast. It's... That's fucked. Even, like, a big power puncher for a woman-

   27. SGShane Gillis10:55

       Oh. Oh. (laughs)

   28. JRJoe Rogan10:55

       ... just doesn't compare. Oh, there, that's the end.

   29. SGShane Gillis10:58

       Oh, geez.

   30. JRJoe Rogan10:58

       That's horrible.
6. 13:32 – 15:15

   Gym challengers, karate-movie delusions, and imagining schizophrenia in a fight setting

   1. JRJoe Rogan13:32

      I've s-... I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym.

   2. SGShane Gillis13:36

      Yeah. (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan13:36

      For fucking ... "Hey, I'm a fucking street fighter." They have no skills.

   4. SGShane Gillis13:40

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan13:40

      And some guy just fucking talks shit to them while he's beating the brakes off of them.

   6. SGShane Gillis13:44

      You can always tell though, just the way they move their feet.

   7. JRJoe Rogan13:46

      Oh, yeah.

   8. SGShane Gillis13:47

      Like down-

   9. JRJoe Rogan13:47

      I know what you mean.

   10. SGShane Gillis13:47

       Kind of like on the balls of their f-... Like, jumping around a little.

   11. JRJoe Rogan13:51

       Well-

   12. SGShane Gillis13:51

       Every punch they throw, they leave their feet.

   13. JRJoe Rogan13:53

       During the old days of martial arts, they used to... People would just show up at your gym and say he- ... They want to spar the best people there. It would happen all the time.

   14. SGShane Gillis14:00

       How... What years are these?

   15. JRJoe Rogan14:02

       The '80s.

   16. SGShane Gillis14:02

       Yeah, that's because they were putting out those fucking sick-ass karate movies.

   17. JRJoe Rogan14:05

       (laughs)

   18. SGShane Gillis14:06

       (laughs) Every single dude was like, "Hold on a second."

   19. JRJoe Rogan14:09

       (laughs)

   20. SGShane Gillis14:09

       "Is that me?"

   21. JRJoe Rogan14:10

       Yeah.

   22. SGShane Gillis14:10

       "Am I Jean-Claude Van Damme?"

   23. JRJoe Rogan14:11

       I am that guy. There's a lot of like probably schizophrenics and delusional people-

   24. SGShane Gillis14:15

       Yeah, of course. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan14:16

       ... who show up at a karate school and just get fucked up.

   26. SGShane Gillis14:18

       (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan14:18

       It's horrible.

   28. SGShane Gillis14:21

       (laughs) Just having a manic episode being like-

   29. JRJoe Rogan14:23

       Oh.

   30. SGShane Gillis14:23

       ... "I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick."
7. 15:15 – 18:54

   Kurt Metzger as conspiracy encyclopedia and awkward early-career comic interactions

   1. JRJoe Rogan15:15

      Bro, he is an enc- ... Uh, an encyclopedia of conspiracies.

   2. SGShane Gillis15:20

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan15:20

      You just drop... Go back to... "Remember that thing in the '70s?" "Oh, yeah."

   4. SGShane Gillis15:24

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan15:24

      "Oh, yeah, that thing."

   6. SGShane Gillis15:25

      He'll get, he'll get it. He'll get it immediately.

   7. JRJoe Rogan15:27

      Yeah.

   8. SGShane Gillis15:27

      And he'll tell you more than you know.

   9. JRJoe Rogan15:28

      He'll tell too much.

   10. SGShane Gillis15:29

       And he's... He also talks about conspiracies with complete, "Oh, you didn't know this?"

   11. JRJoe Rogan15:33

       Yeah. That's the best one.

   12. SGShane Gillis15:34

       There's never like-

   13. JRJoe Rogan15:34

       "Oh, you didn't know?"

   14. SGShane Gillis15:34

       ... "There's a theory."

   15. JRJoe Rogan15:35

       "Oh, you didn't know?"

   16. SGShane Gillis15:36

       No, he's just like, "Yeah."

   17. JRJoe Rogan15:37

       And he gets over you 'cause he's such a goon. He like looms over you.

   18. SGShane Gillis15:40

       He is.

   19. JRJoe Rogan15:40

       He's this big fucking dude.

   20. SGShane Gillis15:41

       He's-

   21. JRJoe Rogan15:42

       His giant eyebrows. (laughs)

   22. SGShane Gillis15:43

       He's so fucking funny.

   23. JRJoe Rogan15:45

       (laughs)

   24. SGShane Gillis15:45

       He's so funny. He's unbelievably funny. (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan15:48

       (laughs) He's such a character.

   26. SGShane Gillis15:49

       Yeah.

   27. JRJoe Rogan15:49

       Like you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie. People would be like, "Oh, that guy, that's too over the top."

   28. SGShane Gillis15:54

       No, he's... His, his comedy is-

   29. JRJoe Rogan15:57

       Oh, yeah.

   30. SGShane Gillis15:57

       Like my favorite.
8. 18:54 – 24:07

   AG1 ad break

   1. JRJoe Rogan18:54

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   2. SGShane Gillis20:28

      Yeah. I sent... Uh, I opened for Bert Kreischer in, in Helium, and then at Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled, and I was like, "That was a good show. I should..." And he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, "You should open for me." And I was like, "F- f- fuck yeah, I'm gonna email this guy." I emailed him, like, five times. The first email was like, "I think you and me mesh together. We should..." It was brutal. So then I'm talking-

   3. JRJoe Rogan20:55

      (laughs)

   4. SGShane Gillis20:55

      Me and Stanhope were talking to him about it. This fucker still has the same email account, so he brought it up.

   5. JRJoe Rogan21:01

      (laughs)

   6. SGShane Gillis21:01

      He read the email in front of me 10 years later. (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan21:04

      How does he still have the same email account for 10 years?

   8. SGShane Gillis21:08

      It killed me.

   9. JRJoe Rogan21:08

      God, that would be...

   10. SGShane Gillis21:09

       You got any of those?

   11. JRJoe Rogan21:11

       What?

   12. SGShane Gillis21:11

       Like, when you were a young comic, just seeing somebody-

   13. JRJoe Rogan21:13

       Well, there was no emails back then.

   14. SGShane Gillis21:14

       No, no, no, but I mean just, like, saying something that you...

   15. JRJoe Rogan21:19

       (sighs) Nothing too bad.

   16. SGShane Gillis21:20

       Like you see a big comic and you're like...

   17. JRJoe Rogan21:21

       One time at MTV, Jon Stewart was having a meeting with this executive. And I had just met Jon Stewart, like, the first time. And, uh, so I went in to say hi.

   18. SGShane Gillis21:33

       Yeah.

   19. JRJoe Rogan21:33

       I went in to say hi to the lady, and Jon Stewart was there and I, I remember saying hi to him, like, "Oh, hi." And then I, I remember I went, I go, "Wow, you got a great view." I looked out the window and I knocked something over.

   20. SGShane Gillis21:43

       (laughs)

   21. JRJoe Rogan21:43

       Like, a fucking statue or some shit.

   22. SGShane Gillis21:46

       Oh, God. (laughs)

   23. JRJoe Rogan21:46

       And then I had to grab it and pick it up. It didn't break and I put it back. I'm like, "All right, I'll just get out of here."

   24. SGShane Gillis21:50

       (laughs)

   25. JRJoe Rogan21:50

       I just felt like such a fucking-

   26. SGShane Gillis21:52

       Oh.

   27. JRJoe Rogan21:52

       ... clumsy dork.

   28. SGShane Gillis21:54

       Ugh.

   29. JRJoe Rogan21:54

       'Cause I had to look out the... I had to say something nice, like, "Wow, you got a great view."

   30. SGShane Gillis21:57

       Yeah.
9. 24:07 – 26:11

   Famous-person weirdness: athletes, Aaron Judge panic, and the 9 hot dogs/9 beers challenge

   1. JRJoe Rogan24:07

      And then it gets... You know, there's levels of weirdness, you know. Like, sometimes I'll be, I'm in here talking to someone and I'm like-... that's fucking Quentin Tarantino. Like, how weird is this? I mean-

   2. SGShane Gillis24:17

      Yeah.

   3. JRJoe Rogan24:17

      ... sitting here talking to Quentin Tar- it, like, there's certain guys that never stop being weird.

   4. SGShane Gillis24:21

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan24:21

      It's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous.

   6. SGShane Gillis24:26

      Yeah. Mine's always athletes.

   7. JRJoe Rogan24:28

      Hm.

   8. SGShane Gillis24:28

      It's always an athlete that I didn't think was gonna-

   9. JRJoe Rogan24:31

      Yeah.

   10. SGShane Gillis24:31

       ... make me feel that way.

   11. JRJoe Rogan24:32

       That's interesting.

   12. SGShane Gillis24:32

       I got A- Aaron Judge-

   13. JRJoe Rogan24:32

       Well, you know how special they are.

   14. SGShane Gillis24:34

       Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.

   15. JRJoe Rogan24:36

       Yeah?

   16. SGShane Gillis24:36

       I couldn't even talk.

   17. JRJoe Rogan24:38

       (laughs)

   18. SGShane Gillis24:38

       It was fucking recent (laughs) . It was crazy.

   19. JRJoe Rogan24:40

       (laughs)

   20. SGShane Gillis24:41

       He was handed... He was hitting batting practice before Phillies/Yankees, and he saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was.

   21. JRJoe Rogan24:47

       (coughs)

   22. SGShane Gillis24:47

       And he, like, looked over before he, like, was entering the cage. And he was like, "What's up?" And I was like, "Oh, shit."

   23. JRJoe Rogan24:53

       Yeah.

   24. SGShane Gillis24:53

       And then he got done, and he walked over. He's like, "What are you doing back there, big man?" And I was like, "Oh, dude. Uh."

   25. JRJoe Rogan24:59

       (laughs)

   26. SGShane Gillis25:00

       "You were hitting him." "Oh, yeah. He's a horse, dude." (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan25:03

       (laughs) Yeah, it's a big fella.

   28. SGShane Gillis25:04

       Yeah, you have no idea. I was, uh, full panic in that.

   29. JRJoe Rogan25:07

       That's funny.

   30. SGShane Gillis25:07

       Full panic. And then I think... Yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did, uh, nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.
10. 26:11 – 29:29

    Vitamins, bloodwork anxiety, and the “jacked liver” theory about tolerance

    1. JRJoe Rogan26:11

       ... stacked up on top of each other. L- lately, I've been doing this one meal a day thing, like, the last few days. I don't think I'm gonna stick with it. (sniffs) Today, I kind of cheated. I had a little bit of fruit. But, so last night, I went to, uh, the, uh-

    2. SGShane Gillis26:25

       Dude, if I had a little bit of fruit, I'd be like, "I'm, I'm the beacon of health."

    3. JRJoe Rogan26:29

       (laughs)

    4. SGShane Gillis26:30

       "It's crazy I had fucking fruit today."

    5. JRJoe Rogan26:32

       You don't eat any fruit?

    6. SGShane Gillis26:33

       No.

    7. JRJoe Rogan26:34

       No vitamins?

    8. SGShane Gillis26:35

       I d- I take vitamins.

    9. JRJoe Rogan26:36

       You take vitamins?

    10. SGShane Gillis26:37

        Yeah.

    11. JRJoe Rogan26:37

        What are you taking?

    12. SGShane Gillis26:39

        Uh, right now, just D, B and C.

    13. JRJoe Rogan26:41

        Oh, okay.

    14. SGShane Gillis26:42

        And then I got some zinc and magnesium in there.

    15. JRJoe Rogan26:44

        You should give it a waste well, and you know what they'll do?

    16. SGShane Gillis26:46

        I did. I did. They gave me some shit.

    17. JRJoe Rogan26:47

        But they'll give you one based on your blood profile.

    18. SGShane Gillis26:50

        Yes, they did. They did.

    19. JRJoe Rogan26:51

        Yeah, they'll mix it for you.

    20. SGShane Gillis26:51

        Yeah.

    21. JRJoe Rogan26:52

        Oh, it's the best.

    22. SGShane Gillis26:52

        Yeah, it's great.

    23. JRJoe Rogan26:53

        You don't have to think.

    24. SGShane Gillis26:54

        Yeah.

    25. JRJoe Rogan26:54

        Yeah.

    26. SGShane Gillis26:54

        I went to Ways Well fully going, "I have to have diabetes."

    27. JRJoe Rogan26:58

        (laughs)

    28. SGShane Gillis26:59

        The fucking... As soon as they took my blood, there was, like, four days from when I got the results. I was in the green room talking to Simpson. I was like, "Dude, there had to be symptoms, right?" He was like, "No, I just have diabetes." I was like, "Fuck, I definitely have diabetes." Nothing.

    29. JRJoe Rogan27:14

        Wow.

    30. SGShane Gillis27:14

        It was a good result.
11. 29:29 – 38:25

    Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua: odds, “shenanigans,” and post-fight mic behavior

    1. JRJoe Rogan29:29

       ... is so scary. Speaking of hitting your head, what do you think of this Jake Paul/Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight.

    2. SGShane Gillis29:34

       That is tonight. And-

    3. JRJoe Rogan29:35

       Are you gonna watch it?

    4. SGShane Gillis29:36

       Yeah, I'm definitely gonna watch it.

    5. JRJoe Rogan29:37

       Where are you watching it?

    6. SGShane Gillis29:38

       I don't know. I got a lot... We got a lot tonight. We got Alabama/Oklahoma.

    7. JRJoe Rogan29:42

       Oh.

    8. SGShane Gillis29:43

       College football playoffs.

    9. JRJoe Rogan29:44

       Okay, okay.

    10. SGShane Gillis29:44

        What else we got, Jamo? Just that?

    11. NANarrator29:46

        Yeah.

    12. SGShane Gillis29:47

        All right.

    13. JRJoe Rogan29:48

        That's all great.

    14. SGShane Gillis29:48

        Oh, yeah. (laughs)

    15. JRJoe Rogan29:49

        (laughs) I can't get excited about that.

    16. SGShane Gillis29:50

        (laughs) Not another huge thing.

    17. JRJoe Rogan29:52

        I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are fighting.

    18. SGShane Gillis29:56

        Uh-

    19. JRJoe Rogan29:56

        I'm very excited about this.

    20. SGShane Gillis29:58

        If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be...

    21. JRJoe Rogan30:01

        How could he take it easy? The whole world is watching. There's not a chance he's gonna make it look like this guy can box with him.

    22. SGShane Gillis30:08

        Can you imagine if Jake...

    23. JRJoe Rogan30:10

        If he flatlines him?

    24. SGShane Gillis30:11

        Oh my God. (laughs)

    25. JRJoe Rogan30:11

        What if he steps in and just-

    26. SGShane Gillis30:13

        Oh my God.

    27. JRJoe Rogan30:14

        ... right power bombs him right on the chin, and Joshua's legs go out?... and he goes down.

    28. SGShane Gillis30:20

        That'd be the saddest... It'd be sad.

    29. JRJoe Rogan30:22

        Not for Jake Paul.

    30. SGShane Gillis30:24

        I... Of course, that'd be awesome. I'm saying for Anthony Joshua-
12. 38:25 – 51:04

    Trump White House plaques, Rob Reiner backlash, and “don’t make deportations funny”

    1. SGShane Gillis38:25

       I hate to get on Trump stuff, but have you seen the plaques?

    2. JRJoe Rogan38:29

       No.

    3. SGShane Gillis38:29

       (sighs)

    4. JRJoe Rogan38:29

       I heard about it.

    5. SGShane Gillis38:30

       (sighs)

    6. JRJoe Rogan38:32

       So, his plaque's-

    7. SGShane Gillis38:32

       All right.

    8. JRJoe Rogan38:32

       ... under everybody's name?

    9. SGShane Gillis38:34

       Yeah. Yeah. He's kind of trashing every other president. (laughs)

    10. JRJoe Rogan38:37

        And what is he... He trashes them all?

    11. SGShane Gillis38:40

        It'll write, like... He, the Clinton one I read, he kin- he talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The Clinton one is like, basically like, he kinda got lucky with the economy because of the fucking tech boom. Also then, at the end, he's like, "And then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost." (laughs) Like...

    12. JRJoe Rogan38:58

        (groans) That's a plaque?

    13. SGShane Gillis39:02

        Yeah.

    14. NANarrator39:02

        Let's see. Uh, Clinton's wife Hillary lost the presidency.

    15. JRJoe Rogan39:07

        Huh.

    16. NANarrator39:08

        Yeah.

    17. JRJoe Rogan39:08

        Does it really say he got lucky? Like, who's writing these things?

    18. SGShane Gillis39:11

        Yeah.

    19. JRJoe Rogan39:11

        He's not writing them. He wrote 'em with me.

    20. SGShane Gillis39:14

        Sleepy Joe Biden. (laughs)

    21. NANarrator39:16

        By far the worst president in American history.

    22. JRJoe Rogan39:17

        Sleepy Joe Biden, it says that?

    23. NANarrator39:17

        Yeah.

    24. JRJoe Rogan39:17

        Oh, my God. He is writing it. Oh, no, no. Let me read it from the top.

    25. NANarrator39:22

        Yeah, okay.

    26. JRJoe Rogan39:22

        This is so crazy. This i- that this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy. Look at this. "Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history."

    27. SGShane Gillis39:38

        (laughs)

    28. JRJoe Rogan39:39

        (laughs) This is so crazy. "Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States-"

    29. NANarrator39:45

        That's an interesting take.

    30. JRJoe Rogan39:45

        "... Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disaster..." What's the matter with ya, Jim?
13. 51:04 – 1:14:04

    Brown University shooting rumors, campus cameras, deporting students for op-eds, and Georgia vote-signature claims

    1. JRJoe Rogan51:04

       I heard something that I don't know if it's true. Um, (clears throat) it was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting. And it's people claiming that the, the, uh, security cameras had been disabled.

    2. SGShane Gillis51:23

       Yes.

    3. NANarrator51:24

       I was trying to get Theo's tweet. Here's just the quote of what it said though for you.

    4. JRJoe Rogan51:27

       Yo.

    5. NANarrator51:27

       ... in the past day.

    6. JRJoe Rogan51:28

       It says, "DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this. I know you know my address, so send a check, and please take this down, and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos."

    7. NANarrator51:38

       (laughs)

    8. JRJoe Rogan51:38

       "Vaughan said on his X account. When it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows. Bye, Vaughn added." Perfect response.

    9. SGShane Gillis51:48

       Calling them banger videos is hilarious.

    10. JRJoe Rogan51:49

        Yeah, they're, they're ridiculous.

    11. SGShane Gillis51:51

        Yeah, they suck.

    12. JRJoe Rogan51:52

        They suck. It's like, why are you doing that? W- I thought you were trying to get rid of like the worst people in the world. You're not trying to be entertaining. Like, the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world. Like, but... Th- that's what we're... You know, that's what we wanted.

    13. SGShane Gillis52:04

        Yeah.

    14. JRJoe Rogan52:05

        We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists, the worst people in the world. That's who we were hoping for.

    15. SGShane Gillis52:10

        Yeah.

    16. JRJoe Rogan52:10

        But then it's like, anybody. I bet they have quotas. I bet they're, they're told.

    17. SGShane Gillis52:16

        Certainly.

    18. JRJoe Rogan52:16

        They mu- I bet they do.

    19. SGShane Gillis52:17

        Without a doubt. Without a doubt.

    20. JRJoe Rogan52:18

        Whenever you give a quota (laughs) to w- enforcing a law... (sighs) You get-

    21. SGShane Gillis52:23

        That's bad news.

    22. JRJoe Rogan52:24

        You get into weird territory. That's when cops pull people over for bullshit.

    23. SGShane Gillis52:27

        Yeah. It's how most of my buddies got DUIs. (laughs)

    24. JRJoe Rogan52:31

        Cops needed a quota?

    25. SGShane Gillis52:31

        All my friends. Yeah. (laughs)

    26. JRJoe Rogan52:32

        They just took a chance?

    27. SGShane Gillis52:33

        Me and, me and Jamie were just talking about that, how... Just our hometown. I just miss it.

    28. JRJoe Rogan52:39

        Yeah.

    29. SGShane Gillis52:39

        I was built... I, that's what I was built for.

    30. JRJoe Rogan52:41

        Hometowns.

Episode duration: 2:56:52