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Joe Rogan Experience #2433 - James McCann

James Donald Forbes McCann is a comedian, author, and host of “The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan." His latest special, "James Donald Forbes McCann: Black Israelite," is streaming on YouTube. https://www.jdfmccann.com https://www.youtube.com/@JamesDonaldForbesMcCann https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan 50% off your first box at https://www.thefarmersdog.com/rogan!

Joe RoganhostJames Donald Forbes McCannguest
Dec 31, 20252h 56mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:0015:00

    (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast,…

    1. NA

      (drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.

    2. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music) What's happening, baby? Hello. That's fucking good.

    3. JM

      Is this where we start it, that we going?

    4. JR

      Where start ... Oh, oh no.

    5. JM

      (laughs)

    6. NA

      Not over the relics.

    7. JR

      The dirty, dirtier this, uh, table is, the better.

    8. NA

      Get it away from the ... What is that?

    9. JR

      The relics. That is, uh, that's from my friend, John Reeves. He gave that to me. That's a mastodon tooth, or woolly mammoth, or what's the difference? What is the difference between woolly mammoth and a mastodon? They must be a different-

    10. NA

      One is a bitch.

    11. JR

      ... age, a different era. But, uh, that's a giant tooth that (grunts) he ... There's a company in Alaska, I forget the name, but they, uh ... It kinda seems fucked to carve into this thing, 'cause it is 10,000 years old at least.

    12. JM

      How many of them are there, though? Do they have heaps of them?

    13. JR

      They have heaps of them.

    14. JM

      Oh, that's-

    15. JR

      But this is really cool. It's like they carved, uh, a mammoth in it. So what is the difference? According to our sponsor, Perplexity-

    16. JM

      (laughs)

    17. JR

      ... a woolly mammoth and a mastodon were related, but quite different ice age elem- elephants. Mammoths were taller, more slightly built grass eaters, while mastodons were shorter, stockier browsers that ate woody plants. Okay.

    18. NA

      I was gonna say the hair, maybe, but I don't ... It's obviously more-

    19. JR

      Woolly mammoth, right? Yeah, mastodon looks like a elephant.

    20. JM

      Yeah, the mastodon horn does look cooler.

    21. JR

      They're pretty cool. They're all pretty cool. Do you know? They lived on an ... Was it ... What ... When were the last mastodons? I wanna think ... I wanna say they lived on island until, like, 10,000 years ago or something like that, 'cause most of 'em died out. They don't, they don't know how they died out, but the- there's two theories. One, one theory is people killed them all, which is a sh- shaky theory, 'cause it's people of 10,000 years ago with fucking sticks.

    22. JM

      Were they around 10,000 years ago?

    23. JR

      Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they died-

    24. JM

      We definitely did that then.

    25. JR

      I don't think so. I think it was a cataclysm. I think it was the same thing that killed 65% of all megafauna.

    26. JM

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      That's the problem. It killed so many different animals, like, almost instantaneously.

    28. NA

      Uh, mammoths were extinct around 4,000 years ago.

    29. JR

      Yeah, that's it. 4,000 years ago. Wrangel Island, remote Arctic island off Siberia's coast, had the last woolly mammoths-

    30. JM

      Oh.

  2. 15:0030:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      away from that life.

    2. JM

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      That girl, one girl got sober. So there was like a take to it where they realized like, "Hey, this is not sustainable. This is a crazy way to live. I'm a mother. Like, what am I doing?" You know? And she was trying to get out of it. Which I think a lot of people do come to the realization if you're in that kind of a community, "I gotta get the fuck away from these crazy assholes and stop doing meth."

    4. JM

      It is ... Yeah, I think-

    5. JR

      But it's how do you do it? See, this is the thing. This is the thing. When you say like, is it a, is it true that m- there's a higher percentage of murders that occur in Black communities? Right. Right. But as opposed to poor communities? Like, what about like, in deeply impoverished communities? Like, and then when you introduce a history of gang violence and crime and no one ever does anything to stop it, it's gonna stay the same.

    6. JM

      Yeah.

    7. JR

      Whether it's in Appalachia or whether it's i- ... Like, the Hatfields and the McCoys, all those motherfuckers that were killing each other back in the Wild West days. I mean, it was probably horrible back then. Why? Because they let it be that way. Nobody did anything about it. You couldn't stop them.

    8. JM

      And I think some of the solutions for it are very bad. This is my, it's ... I don't wanna speak outta turn 'cause it's not my country, but like, when I've been driving through-

    9. JR

      Please. People love to come to America and tell us what to do. I love it.

    10. JM

      Well, I lo- I think it's the greatest country in the world. And I'll repeat that again.

    11. JR

      Me too.

    12. JM

      But when I drive through like a bad area and there's like a Planned Parenthood with a line around the block-

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. JM

      ... and things set on fire. And you can just t- like, I know that Planned Parenthood started out as a eugenicist organization where they went ... Like, that was the lady who founded it. That was her thing. And you can really see in those neighborhoods, it's like if you have a child here, you're gonna be tied to this community. We want you to get out. We want people who have the spirit to get outta here and to live a good full life in America, not to be tied down to being in like a really difficult crime-riddled area.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. JM

      So abort your children so you can get out seems to be the ...

    17. JR

      Hoo. (sigh)

    18. JM

      I think they're still doing the eugenicist thing of being like, "Just be free." For different reasons, not 'cause they wanna dilute the numbers in the population or whatever. But because they go, "You've gotta be a free person who can leave and children will tie you to a place."

    19. JR

      Yeah, that's a way to look at it.

    20. JM

      That was ... When I was driving through, I forget what, Wisconsin? Northern Wisconsin? I don't know. I just hit with this s- ah, man, it's like usually the, the rough area of a town is lifted up by a freeway in America. Like you don't see ... If you drive into Chicago, you're just way up here on a freeway and then you come down into like the most beautiful buildings you've ever seen in your life and people go-

    21. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    22. JM

      "It's very scary over in the other part of Chicago." And you go, "I never saw it. I was-"

    23. JR

      Above it in a, yeah.

    24. JM

      "I was 30 feet in the air."

    25. JR

      Yeah, that's a good move.

    26. JM

      But in some places I have driven through it and I've gone or I've stopped and you go, "This ... Someone's g-" Like, if I lived here ... I mean, there are some areas that are so rough (laughs) where it's like, man, if I lived here, I would go and steal and kill from the people who live 20 minutes up the road for sure. Do you know? Like, you just drive 20 minutes up the road and there's a German town and everything's perfect.

    27. JR

      Right.

    28. JM

      And everyone's rich and everyone's beautiful.

    29. JR

      Yep.

    30. JM

      And you ... This doesn't happen in ... I don't know. I'm from a very flat country by comparison.

  3. 30:0045:00

    Yeah. …

    1. JR

      that I've talked to. And he's like, "But Joe Rogan has the biggest audience in the world. He has a, a bigger audience." He's like, "Well, go get a big audience."

    2. JM

      Yeah.

    3. JR

      "Go get it."

    4. JM

      It's not like they don't have the finances.

    5. JR

      Yeah. "You just go, go figure it out, do it right, and you'll get a big audience. Like, it's not that fucking complicated. I don't have pyrotechnics."

    6. JM

      (laughs)

    7. JR

      "There's no CGI. There's not even a crew."... I mean, there's a skeleton crew of people who do this.

    8. JM

      But I think, I think some of it is the... It's this, like, ivory tower mentality of if, if it becomes-

    9. JR

      S-

    10. JM

      ... like, that they think. There is a, there is a sense in people who have got, like, a very big education and have gone through the whatever system you have to jump through to get to an elite-

    11. JR

      Right.

    12. JM

      ... legacy thing-

    13. JR

      Right.

    14. JM

      ... is that most people are too stupid to, to have, like, an open and honest conversation with.

    15. JR

      Right.

    16. JM

      And that if stupid people like you, then that's a problem. Th- That's how they're viewing the world, in that there's like-

    17. JR

      Well, there's al-

    18. JM

      ... that there are-

    19. JR

      They're also viewing the world in that they're protecting people from opinions they don't agree with. Even though they listen to those opinions, it has no effect on their position.

    20. JM

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      They keep the same position.

    22. JM

      Yes.

    23. JR

      But they're worried that people dumber than them... It's a very condescending thought process.

    24. JM

      To think that you're the only open-minded person.

    25. JR

      Right.

    26. JM

      Yeah.

    27. JR

      And not only that, and people that are dumber l- is, uh, which is most people, you're- you're going to fall into the trap of what this person's saying that I don't agree with.

    28. JM

      And this... Yes.

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. JM

      And that if you, and that the only way to get people to listen to you is to, like, spin lies, but, like-

  4. 45:001:00:00

    Bro, bro, they came…

    1. JM

      Eisenhower was like, "Can we get a nuke in there?" And people said, "No, Mr. President."

    2. JR

      Bro, bro, they came real close to nuking things three or four times.

    3. JM

      But what a beautiful thing that you, you held back.

    4. JR

      Yes. Yeah.

    5. JM

      No one else would've. I talk about this, I think about this a lot. That like, r- if anyone else had discovered the nuclear weapon, that's it, you'd have global hegemony by one power forever.

    6. JR

      Well, I think that is one thing about America that most people will agree to, is that we like to think of ourselves as being the best country in America, and that comes with responsibility.

    7. JM

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      Being the greatest superpower comes with responsibility. That's why people get real uncomfortable about, like, drone bombing statistics and shit like that. They get real uncomfortable 'cause it makes you really, really question, like, w- what we do.

    9. JM

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      When you (stutters) , you know, when you tell people, "Did you know that more than 80% of the people that die in drone bombings are civilians? Accidental kills?"

    11. JM

      Well, also, every time someone tries to be nice about Obama, then they have to go, "Well, the drone bombings, he did-"

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. JM

      "... drone bomb a lot of innocent people."

    14. JR

      I know. They always have to do that. You know, listen, I think we found out through Obama most likely what you find out through anybody that gets through there that's not Trump, is that they immediately co-opt you into the system. You had no idea how the system worked until you got in there. You were a senator for two years, and then all of a sudden you're president. You had some amazing ideas and you're a great spokesperson, and probably the best statesman we've ever had. Like, the best representative of the best about America. A guy who is from a single mom, you know, grew up poor, didn't, you know, didn't have a silver spoon in his mouth.

    15. JM

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      Forget about all the narratives of hi- him being nar- uh, uh, related somehow to the Bushes. There's a lot of that.

    17. JM

      I didn't know that.

    18. JR

      Oh, there's like a whole conspiracy theory. But point is that what you got is a guy who was promoting hope and change, right? And that's what we were all really hoping was gonna happen. But not, it was really kind of like another Bush term in terms of like foreign policy, in terms of a lot of things. In terms of like the way America felt about America though, it was good. It was like, hey, racism has obviously like stopped being an issue to get you to be the President of the United States because a, a Black man just won. And it's not saying that racism doesn't exist, but we're doing better than we used to do. This was not possible when Martin Luther King Jr. Was making his I Have a Dream Speech, but it is possible now. So, we have progressed. And he's brilliant. So it's per- and he's, and he's, like, well measured and calm and peaceful, and he never calls reporters piggy. He never (laughs) he never makes mean tweets when his enemies die. You know, like, so as a representative of America-

    19. JM

      I'm not even gonna, I'm not even... I mean, I, it's gotten to the point where the Rob Reiner tweet just went over- it just like...

    20. JR

      It killed it for a lot of people. Yeah.

    21. JM

      Is that it? But like, no, I mean, I saw it and I was like, "Oh yeah, of course, he's mocking a dead man."

    22. JR

      Oh, well, that guy-

    23. JM

      That's why he's-

    24. JR

      ... tried to jail him for, you know, year... And this is not forgiving him for that. This is not excusing him.

    25. JM

      Rob Reiner tried to jail?

    26. JR

      Oh my God, there's a video of him working with intelligence, uh, agents. He was working with James Clapper and, um, who's the other guy? Clapper and... Why, h- how come I can't remember that?

    27. JM

      I just, I, I still think it's a good policy that once a guy dies-

    28. JR

      But there's like a well-produced... Oh, 100%. I am 100%-

    29. JM

      Just, it was with McCain as well.

    30. JR

      Yes.

  5. 1:00:001:07:00

    Because it's- …

    1. JM

      Newsom bent, but I don't understand why he's the guy the Dems are pushing.

    2. JR

      Because it's-

    3. JM

      He's from a state that everybody agrees is in a huge disrepair.

    4. JR

      He doesn't agree to that. He thinks it's killing it.

    5. JM

      They can't build a train.

    6. JR

      No, no, no, it's great.

    7. JM

      They've wasted billions of dollars-

    8. JR

      No, no, no.

    9. JM

      ... trying to get a reasonably short distance covered with a train.

    10. JR

      Listen-

    11. JM

      And he can't do it.

    12. JR

      They're gonna get it worked out. He's gonna be president and then he's gonna fix it all. The problem is Trump. The reason why it's Trump, Trump is the real reason why California has failed, is Trump. Once he gets into office, Trump will be out and he'll fix the whole country and say, "Guys, you gotta trust me on the long plan."

    13. JM

      (laughs)

    14. JR

      People will buy into it. The reason why is 'cause there's no one else. This is the reason.

    15. JM

      There must be so many charismatic-

    16. JR

      They force so many people that are rational out.... so many people that aren't corrupt, they force them out, and then other people don't want their laundry dug up. They don't want fake stories-

    17. JM

      Yeah. They don't do this.

    18. JR

      ... told about them. They don't want ex-girlfriends to get paid off to come up with crackpot theories of them being a satanic person or, you know, what- whatever.

    19. JM

      This is why-

    20. JR

      Drug addict, abusive.

    21. JM

      All right, this-

    22. JR

      You did this.

    23. JM

      Only people who are s-

    24. JR

      Left a dead bear in the park.

    25. JM

      You should get, like, Bill Cosby as the candidate. Or people of Bill Cosby-level stature. This is my new idea.

    26. JR

      Okay.

    27. JM

      Okay.

    28. JR

      Let me hear it.

    29. JM

      Just someone who is so ... You, there's nothing to blackmail them with. People already think this is one of the worst people imaginable.

    30. JR

      R. Kelly for president.

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