EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,005 words- 0:00 – 15:00
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.…
- SPSpeaker
(drumming music) Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. (rock music)
- JRJoe Rogan
Feel good.
- KMKurt Metzger
I was trying to get a John Lilly picture. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
It's John Lilly Awareness Day.
- JRJoe Rogan
D- is the Carhartt, uh-
- KMKurt Metzger
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
... specific time period appropriate? No?
- KMKurt Metzger
(clicks tongue) It's, uh, it's supposed to be, like, a boiler suit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah.
- KMKurt Metzger
But, uh, my... it didn't arrive.
- JRJoe Rogan
What is a boiler suit?
- KMKurt Metzger
Like a coverall.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, like something would wear in the boiler room?
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah. But there's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that, uh-
- KMKurt Metzger
The best kind to get, I would have done a mashup. Now, see, here he's got kind of a pleather jumpsuit.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
He's got a lot of great looks.
- SPSpeaker
That guy was out there.
- KMKurt Metzger
Now the two diamond studs... Oh, let me take off my John C Lilly glasses. (laughs)
- SPSpeaker
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
Oh, yeah. He invented, uh, the isolation, uh, goon tank, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- KMKurt Metzger
You go in there and goon, it's like you're in space-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KMKurt Metzger
... dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
My friend actually went in his tank and did ketamine with him before he went in his tank.
- KMKurt Metzger
Who? Who?
- JRJoe Rogan
Todd McCormick.
- 15:00 – 30:00
Yeah.…
- KMKurt Metzger
Okay, so, you know, they always say dolphins are a little amorous is the term they use in dolphin handling.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KMKurt Metzger
I'm allowed to talk about this as long as I change the name of the person and the dolphin. I was told. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, you told me... Oh, you did send me that. That's right.
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah. Okay, 'cause I was like, you know, they always say dolphins are... I always feel like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, don't, don't say your friend's name, but tell the story, 'cause it's crazy.
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah, like, uh, I always feel like they're smearing dolphins, like how we did to a great man, Saddam Hussein. Remember we smeared that guy, and he was the best president of Iraq they've ever had?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, what about Gaddafi?
- KMKurt Metzger
I don't even want to bring that one up, 'cause that's really depressing.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a crazy one.
- KMKurt Metzger
The most prosperous country in all of Africa.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KMKurt Metzger
Screwed up three other countries, went, uh, unreal.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just... Yeah. There's a great cri- uh, clip of Russell Crowe explaining all the things Gaddafi did on this podcast, explaining how we're-
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... we're supposed to think Gaddafi's the bad guy, but he's-
- KMKurt Metzger
He's right. He's exactly right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... he's the dictator.
- KMKurt Metzger
Russell Crowe was dead on with that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah. 100%.
- KMKurt Metzger
So I'm like, maybe dolphins are just another Gaddafi. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Gaddafi gave everyone free education. Everyone, when they reached a certain age, got a home.
- KMKurt Metzger
But you know-
- JRJoe Rogan
If you had a specific skill, they would send you to another university and pay for it, wherever they had to send you.
- KMKurt Metzger
Authoritarian.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, that too. But so are we.
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah, no shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. It's, it's all pretend.
- KMKurt Metzger
Well, I hate to bring it up, but ISIS is in charge of Syria now, even while morons will tell you that ISIS is attacking Christians in Nigeria.
- JRJoe Rogan
Listen-
- 30:00 – 45:00
Which one?…
- KMKurt Metzger
it was to help her cope with her traumatic childhood, the one personality.
- JRJoe Rogan
Which one?
- KMKurt Metzger
I don't know. It was on, it was on the thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
The gay guy?
- KMKurt Metzger
No, but there's more than that, even. I, I, I, 'cause I grok, you know how grok lies, so you gotta go grok?
- SPSpeaker
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
Did you look it up and were like, "No, I didn't." Can you go and do that, grok? (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I got, um, perplexity to admit something that I di- that I didn't want to admit initially. I got, I- I- I, uh, cited other sources and I said, "Is this true?" It was about the, the, um, Temple of Tenochtitlan.
- KMKurt Metzger
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
So when they, uh, there's... It's attributed to the Aztecs, but if you ask the Aztecs, they said they found it. And so-
- KMKurt Metzger
Olden times?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- KMKurt Metzger
Is that what that means?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, it's not even olden. They don't even know. I think-... there, there's a term that they use for it, and I think-
- KMKurt Metzger
But it was there when they got there, they say. I know that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KMKurt Metzger
I've heard of that, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. The, there's a term that they, the way they describe it as, um... it's very interesting, because it's, it's... they describe it as, like, the city of the gods or something like that, or the, the land where the gods... Oh, place where gods were born.
- KMKurt Metzger
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
So here's the crazy thing. Um, and I, I had heard this before, but I wanted to make sure it was true. There's a, a Spanish guy named Diego Duran, who was a chronicler, who said that they killed-
- KMKurt Metzger
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
... 80,000 people-
- KMKurt Metzger
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... over a four-day ceremony.
- KMKurt Metzger
And there's, they're... they say, really, it's probably more like 20,000.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's an exaggeration. So it's prob-
- KMKurt Metzger
Wow, 20,000? That must have helped the smell.
- JRJoe Rogan
(raspberries) And they just cut their hearts out to, to celebrate-
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah.
- 45:00 – 1:00:00
It's not just that. Isn't the industry?…
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. They can design the way-
- KMKurt Metzger
It's not just that. Isn't the industry?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Well, that's o- I mean, indoctrination of children is a real thing. That's why when people scoff at it being used for, like, trans indoctrination, like, "Why would anybody do that?" Like, stop. The, p- people do that with-
- KMKurt Metzger
To neuter your kids.
- JRJoe Rogan
They, they'd do that to try to get you on an Android phone. Okay? People try to indoctrinate you with everything. Everything-
- KMKurt Metzger
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that's ever existed, people try to get you to do.
- KMKurt Metzger
Well, that's w- why sigils and brands are so important, you know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. Absolutely. I mean-
- KMKurt Metzger
There you go.
- JRJoe Rogan
... they try to get you to wear what they're wearing. They try to get you to do what they're doing.
- KMKurt Metzger
Well, you also, it helps if you have a few gatekeepers, like in ar- I can't remember the guy's name, but there's, like, one guy who... And the reason he's, like, the guy is because h- the investments he picks pay off, I guess, in the art world.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- KMKurt Metzger
He's some famous, like, who has, like, been around forever and I'm sure he's some kinda hack and whatever, but why are these people installed there? We already know that Rothko and all the modern art, ma- the, American abstract modern art was launched by the CIA through a cutout.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah. That's right.
- KMKurt Metzger
That's public record. So, you think they stopped at that? You don't think they got involved with all the arts?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, they definitely got involved in that because the Soviet art was so valuable. Soviet art was more skillful and they tried to prop up American... Like, Jackson Pollock, that's one of them-
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... that they connect to being a... Which t- when you look at the Jackson Pollock artwork that's worth fucking millions of dollars, it- y- I- no disrespect to anybody who's a fan, but shut the fuck up. Like, just shut up. Just shut the fuck up. It's splatter. And the idea that, oh, this one guy-
- KMKurt Metzger
Well, you're letting Steve Martin have it, dude.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you had splatter better than anybody splattered. I mean, there's nothing wrong with splattering paint. A lot of people do it. It looks cool.
- KMKurt Metzger
If it were in fractals, no one could ever recreate...
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- KMKurt Metzger
I mean, it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Shut the fuck up.
- KMKurt Metzger
Uh, some, uh, there's modern art things that I'll look at and I can, I'll be like, "Oh, I like it," or, "I don't like it." But the thing it, the thing with it is, i- it's not that there's no... I'm not saying there's no art to it, it's just why does one thing become a thing and one doesn't? But there's gatekeepers.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think it's someone... For sure. 'Cause there's some- it's all about the names. Who's, who's got the work, who's val- wha- whether that work is valued very high. What is that guy in Manhattan? We showed a photo of this painting that he had. It's worth like $100 million. It's fucking insane. It looks like nothing.
- KMKurt Metzger
Well, usually de Kooning's the one everybody trashes the most-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well-
- KMKurt Metzger
... 'cause he has a factory of people making it.
- 1:00:00 – 1:15:00
It's gonna be like Highlander II, where…
- JRJoe Rogan
where does Sauron live? Where does he live?
- KMKurt Metzger
It's gonna be like Highlander II, where we learn not to do this.
- JRJoe Rogan
Where does Sauron live?
- KMKurt Metzger
Oh. Mordor.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, Mordor.... (laughs) SATAN is the name of the tiny UK balloon experiment that released very small amount of sulfur dioxide. Literally, Satan smells like sulfur. Sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere over England as a proof of, proof of concept for solo geoengineering. Not a large scale ongoing weather modification program. It has nonetheless become a focus of online conspiracy claims-
- KMKurt Metzger
Oh, I wonder how.
- JRJoe Rogan
... about UK geoengineering and weather control. How funny is that? It's become a focus of online conspiracy claims.
- KMKurt Metzger
Oh, people don't trust Satan.
- JRJoe Rogan
About UK geoengineering.
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So them actually doing geoengineering has become a focus of online conspiracy claims-
- KMKurt Metzger
Why would it? Why, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... about geoengineering.
- KMKurt Metzger
What a strange thing to put a balloon called Satan that sprays sulfur on-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
Is everybody ... Like, I love how they gaslight you in these fucking things.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- KMKurt Metzger
It's not a big deal. Nicki Minaj just has a great sense of showmanship.
- JRJoe Rogan
SATAN was not a part of a major UK development, uh, program. It was led by a private researcher, and later UK funding announcements for solo geoengineering research focused on so- other small scale outdoor trials. Example, sea ice thickening, cloud brightening, with formal oversight.
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, so what ... So they're doing sea ice thickening? (laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
Okay, so let me translate. Uh, the stuff has already been developed militarily-
- JRJoe Rogan
These motherfuckers are trying-
- KMKurt Metzger
... if, uh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
... to make an ice age. They're doing sea ice thickening.
- KMKurt Metzger
Well, the ice is coming back. You know the ice is coming back.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know.
- KMKurt Metzger
It's ... Yeah, that's weird. I was told the earth was gonna be ... Oh, the c- the coral reefs came back.
- JRJoe Rogan
The where?
- KMKurt Metzger
There's more rainforest than there's ever been. Did you know that?
- 1:15:00 – 1:30:00
(laughs)…
- JRJoe Rogan
Christ or whatever religion you, uh-
- KMKurt Metzger
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
... are a part of, doesn't it, uh-
- KMKurt Metzger
I'm in a splinter group.
- JRJoe Rogan
... allow for forgiveness?
- KMKurt Metzger
Penelope Christ does-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
... but I've... Since we've done this show, I- I'm with the, uh, Patricia Christs.
- JRJoe Rogan
Patricia Christs (laughs) .
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, doesn't-
- KMKurt Metzger
Dan Soder's mom started a, uh, cult-
- JRJoe Rogan
Don't they, um, allow for forgiveness? We've all had a rough past.
- KMKurt Metzger
Well-
- JRJoe Rogan
A couple beheadings?
- KMKurt Metzger
... and it's w- here's why I forgive ISIS, 'cause I don't approve of their anti-Semitic rhe- uh, rhetoric. And you know that. And m- neither does my wife, sh- Shoshana Ruff-in, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
... uh, credit where credit is due, they have never attacked Israel. Al-Qaeda and ISIS, the two most anti-Semitic, mad about Israel cunt terror groups. You'd think they would 'cause it's right there before you come here, but no, they just attack us, which-
- JRJoe Rogan
Hmm.
- KMKurt Metzger
... when you think about it, makes no fucking sense as a plan, does it?
- JRJoe Rogan
Not right now. I'll have to think about it later.
- KMKurt Metzger
It never did.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
If you had told me, dude, after 9/11, and people did, people were like, "Why are we going to Iraq? That doesn't really make any fucking sense at all," you know what I said? "Shut up." (laughs) That's all I said. You know? Like, uh, I... Uh, even though that's a great point. Why did we go there?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, no reason. I used to have a bit about it.
- KMKurt Metzger
Well, th-
- JRJoe Rogan
About-
- KMKurt Metzger
... well, there is a reason.
- JRJoe Rogan
... you don't know how dumb people are until you have a dumb president.
- KMKurt Metzger
Oh, well, I think he was a Manchurian Candidate. And w-... The reason we went there is a thing called the Greater Israel Project. So, when you see Wesley Clark talking about the map-
- 1:30:00 – 1:45:00
Maybe the guy's cool.…
- KMKurt Metzger
FBI.
- JRJoe Rogan
Maybe the guy's cool.
- KMKurt Metzger
I don't know. I remember just-
- JRJoe Rogan
Maybe he's got great stories.
- KMKurt Metzger
I remember someone telling me-
- JRJoe Rogan
Maybe he's like Whistler from Blade. Like, that old guy you hang out with. Like, Blade and Whistler, they weren't gay to each other.
- KMKurt Metzger
And you, you, you just... Uh, you know what? They were, now that you brought up Whistler.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
I realize that was not an actual relationship.
- JRJoe Rogan
I always wondered why are those guys living together?
- KMKurt Metzger
Yo.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) Whistler's making all these fucking mechanisms-
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah. Since he was a boy.
- JRJoe Rogan
... for him to go fight the vampires.
- KMKurt Metzger
I've been training you since you were a boy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, literally.
- KMKurt Metzger
You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
In a warehouse.
- KMKurt Metzger
Since I took you from Sentinel Island, I raised you.
- JRJoe Rogan
(laughs) ... touch- he had to kill vampires with wooden knives.
- KMKurt Metzger
Uh, Kris Kristofferson, another guy named as an MK handler.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- KMKurt Metzger
I don't know if he is. I'm just saying people... You can find out all this shit very easy. It's, it's literally like is somebody gonna look or not?
- JRJoe Rogan
I literally never thought about that plot twist.
- KMKurt Metzger
Well now, I, it's all I can see because of the amount, the sheer amount of unresolved insane things that for some reason you're not supposed to put them together into a bigger picture. You're supposed to be academic.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like what?
- KMKurt Metzger
Okay, so-
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- KMKurt Metzger
... Epstein, Diddy, fucking the Playboy Mansion, um, the Marc Dutroux case in Belgium, where they all were out in the street over that, which I didn't hear about at the time obviously, why would we ev-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- 1:45:00 – 2:00:00
What?…
- KMKurt Metzger
killed, it was at AMFest, you could take a selfie in it.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah, but Candace is a grifter.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
- KMKurt Metzger
Fucking reta- Oh, and this bitch sucks too, by the way. But even she's hard.
- JRJoe Rogan
They made a replica of the booth Charlie Kirk was... What?
- KMKurt Metzger
I've heard it was the real one, but either way, there's no good explanation for doing that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God, they got a prove me wrong booth-
- KMKurt Metzger
Now, by the way-
- JRJoe Rogan
... set up where Charlie Kirk was assassinated in as a fan photo booth. That is nuts. But it's also-
- KMKurt Metzger
It's called apotheosis.
- JRJoe Rogan
But, hold on. But it also is a replica of the booth that he used to do his show in.
- KMKurt Metzger
That's the one, uh, where he got killed.
- JRJoe Rogan
So if you're a fa- Right, but it's also, he did hundreds of shows in that booth other than the one he got killed, and it could be people that wanna take a picture of it because they were a fan of his show.
- KMKurt Metzger
Yo, if you... Look-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's crazy.
- KMKurt Metzger
... I hate-
- JRJoe Rogan
But still.
- KMKurt Metzger
... I hate magical occult shit, even though for some reason in, in the course of studying, trying to find out for a joke about what the tall white aliens were.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- KMKurt Metzger
That's how I started out, 'cause it s- sounded so funny to me that there's, like, these taller, whiter things in charge.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, Nordics.
- KMKurt Metzger
Not Nordics.
- JRJoe Rogan
Nordics and tall whites, yeah.
- KMKurt Metzger
The tall whites are all by-
- JRJoe Rogan
They're different.
- KMKurt Metzger
But there's this-
- JRJoe Rogan
They have no ears, right?
- 2:00:00 – 2:14:27
Go back to that, Jamie. What were…
- KMKurt Metzger
there was. It's called the Hannibal directive. (laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
Go back to that, Jamie. What were you pulling up? What were you showing us?
- SPSpeaker
Uh, so this is... It's typed out here, obviously. But it says this is the handwritten original.
- KMKurt Metzger
Oh, Lance Bolt-
- JRJoe Rogan
(coughs)
- KMKurt Metzger
This maniac.
- JRJoe Rogan
He wrote it.
- KMKurt Metzger
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
He said he was trained. He said Tim Waltz wanted this done.
- KMKurt Metzger
That's right. Well, th- th- th- yo.
- JRJoe Rogan
He says, "Dear Kash Patel, my name is Dr. Vance Luther Boltler."
- KMKurt Metzger
Bolter.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Bolter, Bolter, Ed."
- KMKurt Metzger
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
What is that? Ed, D? What is that?
- SPSpeaker
Uh, I think an education degree.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- KMKurt Metzger
I mean, don't bother, dude.
- SPSpeaker
(laughs)
- JRJoe Rogan
"I am the shooter at, at large in Minnesota involved in the..." It says something, "Shoo, two shootings." I don't know what that means.
- KMKurt Metzger
Oh, look at that.
- SPSpeaker
It's because it's handwritten, I think, right? It's a handwritten transcript.
- KMKurt Metzger
"I was trained by military people off the book, starting in college." That's a very common thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
"I have been on projects-"
- KMKurt Metzger
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
"... since that time in Eastern Europe, North America, Middle East, and Africa, all in the line of doing what I thought was right and in the best interests of the United States. Recently, I was approached about a project that Tim Waltz wanted done and I, blank, blank, blank, and Keith, blank, blank, were also aware of the project. Tim wanted me to kill Amy Klobuchar and Tina, blank."
- KMKurt Metzger
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Tim wants to be a senator and doesn't trust, blank, to retire as planned, and thinks she is going to stay on at the last minute. With Amy, blank, gone, Tim would get one of the gen- gen senate seats and, blank, wants to be governor."... and Keith Ellison, uh, spelling incorrect, would be rewarded with a lieutenant governor's position. I told Tim I wanted nothing to do with it and if he didn't call off that plan, I would go public. He said he would call it hurt my f- he would call it hurt my family if I did, uh-
- KMKurt Metzger
Oh, he probably did not.
- JRJoe Rogan
... SIC play ball. Uh, then he set up a meeting with me and Mel Blank and Blank to talk about options when I, they had some people waiting to kill me. Okay, and what I did, I guess. Uh, I was able to get away by God's mercy, so I went back a short time later and shot both, at both Blank and Blank. You should notice how I didn't fire one round at any police officers, and boy do I, did I have plenty of opportunity. Ask for the report on how many weapons and ammunition I had with me, cops were pulling up right next to me in their vehicles and I had an AK pistol aimed right at her head, and I could have left a pile of cops dead but I did shoot one bullet towards law enforcement.
Episode duration: 2:34:29
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