Joe Rogan Experience #2436 - Whitney Cummings

1. 0:00 – 15:00

   [upbeat music] Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!…

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      [upbeat music] Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!

   2. WCWhitney Cummings0:04

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:06

      Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. [upbeat music]

   4. WCWhitney Cummings0:12

      So that's just for Dice to hold?

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:15

      Yeah, he just holds onto them. Oh! And he, m- he holds onto them, and then he swaps them out for a new one.

   6. WCWhitney Cummings0:22

      Was the unlit cigarette, like, the original fidget spinner?

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:26

      [laughing]

   8. WCWhitney Cummings0:28

      Like-

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:28

      Well, most people don't do it, because most people, when they have a cigarette in their hand, they wanna light it.

   10. WCWhitney Cummings0:32

       Mm.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:32

       But Dice has got the ability to just hold onto the cigarette.

   12. WCWhitney Cummings0:38

       Do you remember when candy cigarettes were a toy for kids?

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:42

       Yeah, I had those.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings0:43

       [laughing] You do right?

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:44

       Oh, yeah, they were priming you.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings0:45

       Totally, and they would poof, like, sugar would come out.

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       No, I don't remember that.

   18. WCWhitney Cummings0:49

       Oh, yeah, you'd go [exhaling] and, like, powdered sugar would come out.

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:51

       Really?

   20. WCWhitney Cummings0:52

       Yeah. Am I right, Jamie? Am I making that up?

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:54

       I remember them just being like a candy that you sucked on.

   22. WCWhitney Cummings0:55

       Or was that just the cocaine-

   23. SPSpeaker0:57

       Yeah, just a stick

   24. WCWhitney Cummings0:57

       ... my parents put on it? [laughing]

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:59

       Yeah, it was just a candy stick.

   26. SPSpeaker1:00

       Nasty chalk stick. I remember them.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01

       Maybe there was, maybe there was a different one. Maybe there's more than one kind of candy cigarette.

   28. WCWhitney Cummings1:05

       Couldn't you... There was, like, gummy cigars, I remember, and then the candy cigarettes. That must have been them just trying to get you addicted to just, like, the motion of it or, like, participate with your parents or something.

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:17

       Yeah, it was just a way to sell candy, but probably also engineered by the tobacco companies.

   30. WCWhitney Cummings1:23

       Right.
2. 15:00 – 30:00

   Oh, really?…

   1. WCWhitney Cummings15:00

      Oh, really?

   2. JRJoe Rogan15:01

      Of course. It's in the Bible.

   3. WCWhitney Cummings15:02

      To be like: I just fucked these guys. They are gay. Let's get 'em.

   4. JRJoe Rogan15:05

      In the old days, in the Bible, if a man lieth with another man, you're supposed to be put to death.

   5. WCWhitney Cummings15:11

      That means, like, someone signed up to be like: I'll do it. I'll, I'll investigate who's gay around here.

   6. JRJoe Rogan15:17

      Well, the thing is, though, they were all gay.

   7. WCWhitney Cummings15:18

      Yeah. Mm-hmm.

   8. JRJoe Rogan15:19

      That's the crazy thing. Like, if you go back in history, guys were fucking each other all the time.

   9. WCWhitney Cummings15:23

      Yeah.

   10. JRJoe Rogan15:23

       There was a... The Spartans did it. They had a philosophy that you would defend your lover more because, like, if you were fighting alongside a man that you loved, you would defend him more.

   11. WCWhitney Cummings15:36

       Was it love?

   12. JRJoe Rogan15:38

       I don't know.

   13. WCWhitney Cummings15:38

       Is that what love is?

   14. JRJoe Rogan15:39

       I don't know.

   15. WCWhitney Cummings15:39

       I'm still trying to figure it out. [laughing]

   16. JRJoe Rogan15:40

       Everybody's got their own definition for that. Like, what is it?

   17. WCWhitney Cummings15:42

       Yeah.

   18. JRJoe Rogan15:43

       Love is mysterious.

   19. WCWhitney Cummings15:44

       Mm-hmm. That's a- that's wild. I always am like, what are the things we're doing now that we're gonna look back in 50 years and be like: Remember in 2006 when they were doing that?

   20. JRJoe Rogan15:53

       Trans surgeries.

   21. WCWhitney Cummings15:53

       Mm.

   22. JRJoe Rogan15:54

       100%, especially on children.

   23. WCWhitney Cummings15:56

       Also, having phones 24/7.

   24. JRJoe Rogan15:58

       100%.

   25. WCWhitney Cummings15:58

       Do you think phones will be like cigarettes, where we'll be like-

   26. JRJoe Rogan16:00

       No, no, it'll be in your body by then.

   27. WCWhitney Cummings16:03

       Oh, right.

   28. JRJoe Rogan16:04

       It, uh, it'll be fun. They'll, they'll be laughing. Remember when you used to have to carry your phone around?

   29. WCWhitney Cummings16:09

       Right.

   30. JRJoe Rogan16:09

       Back in my day-
3. 30:00 – 45:00

   Mm.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan30:00

      that is cooking them.

   2. WCWhitney Cummings30:01

      Mm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan30:02

      So, like, this is like... I used to eat-- I used to always drink, uh, kale smoothies.

   4. WCWhitney Cummings30:06

      Mm.

   5. JRJoe Rogan30:07

      I used to take kale and throw it in there with garlic and ginger and drink a smoothie every day.

   6. WCWhitney Cummings30:11

      And then you left LA. [laughing]

   7. JRJoe Rogan30:13

      [laughing] No, I, I mean, I felt fine doing it. I never got kidney stones or anything like that, but then I, I started reading about oxalates, and then I had a bunch of people on that told me that you can get ki- kidney stones, and I did actually get my blood work done, and it was high in oxalates.

   8. WCWhitney Cummings30:26

      Mm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan30:26

      But also that's from almonds. I eat a lot of... I used to eat-

   10. WCWhitney Cummings30:29

       Mm

   11. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       ... a lot of almonds.

   12. WCWhitney Cummings30:30

       Mm.

   13. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       "Lectins, grains, beans, nuts," there it is, "promote leaky gut, autoimmunity, and general gut irritation. Uh, phytates," what is that? Uh, "Phytic acid, grains, legumes, and nuts, criticized for binding materials that, that, uh, and reducing their absorption. Tannins or other polyphenols described by some meat advocates as additional plant defenses that can inhibit nutrient absorption or act as pro-oxidants." But one of the things that I've heard from people that are pretty knowledgeable is that the issue might not be the actual plants itself, it might be pesticides.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings31:09

       That's the other thing. That's the- they say the worst thing you can eat at a restaurant anywhere is salads because it's just covered in pesticides. Like, I am washing my fruit and vegetables more than I wash my own body.

   15. JRJoe Rogan31:20

       See if this is true, because I read this: that 100% of all California wines tested possi- tested positive for glyphosate.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings31:28

       And in, out in Malibu, Raytheon, because there was a Raytheon plant.

   17. JRJoe Rogan31:32

       Oh, yeah.

   18. WCWhitney Cummings31:33

       Uh-huh.

   19. JRJoe Rogan31:33

       Oh, yeah!... Yeah, r- yeah, there's-

   20. WCWhitney Cummings31:35

       And cum, actually.

   21. JRJoe Rogan31:37

       Rocket Dime-

   22. WCWhitney Cummings31:37

       Yeah, yeah, get r-

   23. JRJoe Rogan31:38

       Used to be in my neighborhood.

   24. WCWhitney Cummings31:39

       Wild!

   25. JRJoe Rogan31:40

       Yeah, I wonder if I got juiced up. [chuckles]

   26. WCWhitney Cummings31:42

       Remember when I went out and- before I had a kid, and I was just j- fighting people over rescuing giraffes, I had an instinct to mother, and I was just mothering everything except an actual baby, uh, including giraffes. And the wine that was made up there at that place, Malibu Safari, tested positive for Raytheon, and people were getting sick.

   27. JRJoe Rogan31:58

       For Raytheon?

   28. WCWhitney Cummings31:59

       Uh-huh.

   29. JRJoe Rogan31:59

       Well, how do you test positive for Raytheon?

   30. WCWhitney Cummings32:00

       Like, the Ray-
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00

   Mm-hmm…

   1. JRJoe Rogan45:00

      historians argue that this sustained demand contributed to local or regional disappearances, especially when combined with hunting, habitat loss, and warfare." Well, that... Like, just what they did in America with market hunting-

   2. WCWhitney Cummings45:13

      Mm-hmm

   3. JRJoe Rogan45:13

      ... they almost wiped out everything-

   4. WCWhitney Cummings45:15

      Yeah

   5. JRJoe Rogan45:16

      ... in, uh, America because no one had ice, right?

   6. WCWhitney Cummings45:20

      Mm-hmm.

   7. JRJoe Rogan45:20

      So you had to get meat every day. So they wiped out almost all deer.

   8. WCWhitney Cummings45:24

      Mm.

   9. JRJoe Rogan45:24

      They wiped out elk from... Elk used to be in all 50 states, and now-

   10. WCWhitney Cummings45:27

       Wow

   11. JRJoe Rogan45:27

       ... they're only in a few. They wiped out almost all of them.

   12. WCWhitney Cummings45:31

       And this is fascinating to me, the- just the Roman Colosseum thing, because I think that my brain always goes, whenever it's like, "Can you believe people in the comments are trashing Sabrina Carpenter," or whatever, it's like, yeah, people used to go watch, you know, people have their limbs torn apart by-

   13. JRJoe Rogan45:47

       Yeah

   14. WCWhitney Cummings45:47

       ... lions and sit there and, like, cheer and suggest... They would yell out how to kill people, like, that, you know-

   15. JRJoe Rogan45:53

       Oh, yeah.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings45:53

       They would go watch at the town square people get hanged. Like, this is right on time.

   17. JRJoe Rogan45:58

       They'd watch people have sword fights.

   18. WCWhitney Cummings45:59

       This is the most humane version of publicly shaming people we've done thus far. [laughing] [chuckles] It's just like, "You suck!" Like, that's like the most-

   19. JRJoe Rogan46:06

       Right, it just hurts your feelings.

   20. WCWhitney Cummings46:07

       Yeah.

   21. JRJoe Rogan46:08

       Right, and it only hurts your feelings if you read it.

   22. WCWhitney Cummings46:10

       But I also don't think anyone has only made a comment on Joe Rogan's or only on mine. I don't think it's, like, just personal.

   23. JRJoe Rogan46:16

       Well, there's probably one schizophrenic person that just concentrates on you.

   24. WCWhitney Cummings46:19

       Yeah. Oh, no, I have many of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

   25. JRJoe Rogan46:21

       But there, there's- most people are just-

   26. WCWhitney Cummings46:23

       But I don't think they're normal-

   27. JRJoe Rogan46:24

       They're doing what they're negative

   28. WCWhitney Cummings46:24

       ... with everyone else-

   29. JRJoe Rogan46:26

       Right

   30. WCWhitney Cummings46:26

       ... and then, you know.
5. 1:00:00 – 1:15:00

   Mm.…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:00:00

      I mean, if you watch the documentary, first day working, they threw a guy out a building and killed him, and he was like, "Shut the fuck up." Like, "You know, you know what you saw. Now, you didn't see shit, right?"

   2. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:11

      Mm.

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:00:11

      And you're like, "Yeah, I didn't see shit." Like, they killed a guy on his first day on the job, and he's like, "Okay, this is, this is, I guess, what we do."

   4. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:19

      Yep.

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:00:19

      And so he was selling drugs, robbing drug dealers, and showed up at work with a Corvette, and a [laughing] brand-new badass Corvette.

   6. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:31

      Keep the Corvette-

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:00:32

      [laughing]

   8. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:32

      ... under a blanket and just drive a Honda to work. Like, how- [chuckles] like you could've gotten away with this forever.

   9. JRJoe Rogan1:00:37

      Get an old pickup truck, stupid.

   10. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:39

       Yeah, like [laughing] I love that shit, dude.

   11. JRJoe Rogan1:00:43

       Dude-

   12. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:43

       I fucking love it so much

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:00:44

       ... this guy shows up at his fucking daycare in a Rolls-Royce. [laughing]

   14. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:49

       It was like the Wild Wild Country guy. He could've got away with that forever, but it was like the '56, like, bedazzled Rolls-Royce. Everyone was like-

   15. JRJoe Rogan1:00:55

       Oh, he had a ton of them

   16. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:55

       ... "I don't know, man." Yeah.

   17. JRJoe Rogan1:00:57

       Yeah, he had a bunch of Rolls-Royces. [chuckles]

   18. WCWhitney Cummings1:00:58

       "But God told me I should have these." Like, huh? I, I don't know.

   19. JRJoe Rogan1:01:02

       But the people-

   20. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:02

       Yeah. [chuckles]

   21. JRJoe Rogan1:01:03

       ... are retarded.

   22. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:04

       [laughing]

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:01:05

       That is one of the greatest things ever: "By the people, for the people," and the pause.

   24. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:11

       Dude.

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:01:12

       "But the people are retarded."

   26. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:15

       Tough titties.

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:01:16

       [chuckles] So, so it's for the retarded, but... So look at this, 42.1 million. This is the guy.

   28. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:25

       He's trying to cover the car with his body?

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:01:26

       Well, let's s- pu- pull back, and let's, let's hear what he says in the beginning of this, 'cause-

   30. WCWhitney Cummings1:01:31

       I mean, with all that money, maybe buy some Ozempic too, homie.
6. 1:15:00 – 1:30:00

   How many Bitcoin did California travelers [chuckles]…

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:15:00

      million in their luggage in 2024. [chuckles] That's a lot of money! Okay, let's find this out. So Minnesota travelers alone had $342.37 million in their luggage in 2024. So let's put into Perplexity: How much money did California travelers have in their luggage in 2024?

   2. WCWhitney Cummings1:15:20

      How many Bitcoin did California travelers [chuckles] have in their assholes?

   3. JRJoe Rogan1:15:25

      California travelers have in their luggage in 2024.

   4. WCWhitney Cummings1:15:30

      But who puts that-

   5. JRJoe Rogan1:15:31

      At the TSA. At TSA.

   6. WCWhitney Cummings1:15:32

      But does anyone ever measure your, uh, money when you go through or count it?

   7. JRJoe Rogan1:15:36

      No.

   8. SPSpeaker1:15:36

      You're supposed to declare, I think, if you have more than 10 grand.

   9. WCWhitney Cummings1:15:38

      But we lie.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:15:39

       Right.

   11. WCWhitney Cummings1:15:39

       Everyone lies.

   12. SPSpeaker1:15:39

       I know, I know, I know. But that's what-

   13. JRJoe Rogan1:15:40

       That's true

   14. SPSpeaker1:15:41

       ... that's what they said, but these were all, you know, they were flagged correctly.

   15. WCWhitney Cummings1:15:43

       But if I went through with, with $1,000, they never would know, or is it-

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:15:47

       So the amount cannot be determined from available data. TSA and regulated agencies track only limited categories, such as unclaimed money at checkpoints or certain cash seizures.

   17. WCWhitney Cummings1:15:56

       Mm.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:15:57

       And these figures are nationwide rather than specific to California travelers or all money carried in their luggage. Okay.

   19. WCWhitney Cummings1:16:04

       Hmm.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:16:05

       So how do they know that about Minnesota then?

   21. WCWhitney Cummings1:16:08

       That's right.

   22. SPSpeaker1:16:08

       It's coming from one source, and that's why I was like, "Why did they only tell one source?"

   23. JRJoe Rogan1:16:10

       Right.

   24. SPSpeaker1:16:10

       Why wouldn't they have told all the... Like, why wouldn't they call Fox? Why wouldn't they call-

   25. JRJoe Rogan1:16:13

       Right

   26. SPSpeaker1:16:14

       ... CNN? Why wouldn't they tell everybody?

   27. JRJoe Rogan1:16:14

       Also, it's this one-

   28. WCWhitney Cummings1:16:16

       Mm

   29. JRJoe Rogan1:16:16

       ... very right-leaning website, right? It's appears right-leaning.

   30. WCWhitney Cummings1:16:20

       How do they ascertain cash someone's carrying through a... I mean, what the heck?
7. 1:30:00 – 1:45:00

   Mm-hmm.…

   1. WCWhitney Cummings1:30:00

      of cra- we saw the orca kill the trainer, you know?

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:30:02

      Mm-hmm.

   3. WCWhitney Cummings1:30:02

      But stuff like that happens so often, and they just cover it up.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:30:04

      Sure.

   5. WCWhitney Cummings1:30:04

      But the amount of, of carriage horses, a couple of them got out. Um, and we've seen them get out, and we've seen them collapse, and all this horrific stuff. And, um, something else is going on with it, which is... And look, I'm, [chuckles] I'm the first person to say, like, New York was really safe when the mafia was, [laughing] you know, kind of like there's that documentary about how they would sort of protect people in the subways, and sort of would fill in where the government couldn't. Um, but there's something going on with the horse carriage business. A horse got out, who was 29 years old. Archie was his name.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:30:35

      29-

   7. WCWhitney Cummings1:30:36

      29

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:30:36

      ... years old for a horse.

   9. WCWhitney Cummings1:30:37

      Yeah. Yeah, it only had a couple more years. And I tried to negotiate with them, got a bunch of friends that have, like, FU money, and basically said: "You're gonna get $38,000 cash." This was a horse that's pretty much done.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:30:49

       Right.

   11. WCWhitney Cummings1:30:50

       "Cash. We'll take the horse in the middle of the night. No social media, nothing." And they said no. The amount of money they're making is so insane, and it's mostly-

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:30:59

       From horse-drawn carriages?

   13. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:00

       It's mostly tourists, honestly, from-

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:31:02

       They make that much money from horse-drawn carriages?

   15. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:04

       Tons. Tons. From other countries, of people that have different ideas of animal, uh, respect towards animals than we do.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:31:11

       Oh, so it's mostly foreigners riding in the horse-drawn carriages?

   17. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:13

       Yeah, I don't think it's-

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:31:14

       I've seen a lot of white people in those things.

   19. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:15

       Oh, really? Well-

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:31:16

       Yeah

   21. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:16

       ... Polish people can be white.

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:31:17

       A lot of silly-

   23. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:17

       Russian, white, whatever

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:31:18

       ... goofy fucks.

   25. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:19

       Yeah, they may be that.

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:31:20

       Drunk.

   27. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:20

       Yeah, fair.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:31:20

       "Oh, we're in a horse. It's so romantic. We're out in the, the air and-

   29. WCWhitney Cummings1:31:25

       Do [chuckles] -

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:31:26

       Clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop.
8. 1:45:00 – 2:00:00

   She was released from Rikers on May…

   1. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:00

      just like-

   2. JRJoe Rogan1:45:00

      She was released from Rikers on May 3rd. Since then, she's been charged with at least two more thefts, including one in which she allegedly snuck into a Columbia University building and slugged a security guard. [chuckles] She's a villain. [laughing]

   3. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:13

      I love, like, a Christmas present marauder.

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:45:17

      Well, she was charged with stealing $416 worth of merchandise from a TJ Maxx on 6th Avenue.

   5. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:23

      You can get a lot for that amount.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:45:24

      Yeah.

   7. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:25

      A TJ Maxx.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:45:26

      Uh. [chuckles]

   9. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:27

      That's, like, most of the store.

   10. JRJoe Rogan1:45:28

       She was busted again. Let me see her face. Let see if I can see cra- yep, crazy.

   11. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:32

       Okay.

   12. JRJoe Rogan1:45:32

       Look at her eyebrows!

   13. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:33

       Are those shaved, or her face-

   14. JRJoe Rogan1:45:33

       Look at your face

   15. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:34

       ... Oh, babe.

   16. JRJoe Rogan1:45:34

       "Yeah, you got me."

   17. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:36

       Oh, damn.

   18. JRJoe Rogan1:45:36

       "Whatever."

   19. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:37

       Oh, damn.

   20. JRJoe Rogan1:45:37

       "Whatever." Uh, poor Robert. [chuckles]

   21. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:41

       I mean, like, what i- like, if you're stealing Robert De Niro's Christmas presents-

   22. JRJoe Rogan1:45:44

       Because-

   23. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:44

       ... like, what's she gonna do with an Oura Ring?

   24. JRJoe Rogan1:45:46

       Look at that. [chuckles] Just go, security guard patrolling the building around 6:30 PM spotted tools sitting near an open window that should have been locked shut, then found Aviles inside the building-

   25. WCWhitney Cummings1:45:56

       So she used tools to-

   26. JRJoe Rogan1:45:57

       ... filling up her bag with various items, according to a criminal complaint. Yeah, she used tools, broke into the house. Bro, get a fucking dog. Get a Belgian Malinois dog.

   27. WCWhitney Cummings1:46:06

       Oh, dude.

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:46:06

       Get a meat missile.

   29. WCWhitney Cummings1:46:07

       People not having dogs, like, what are you doing, man? I don't know how to convince pe-... I mean, yeah, I never have problems like that. I leave all my doors unlocked.

   30. JRJoe Rogan1:46:15

       Well, I wouldn't do that.
9. 2:00:00 – 2:13:03

   By the way, didn't we just go…

   1. JRJoe Rogan2:00:00

      Like, you probably think the doctor's calling you up 'cause, like, something's going on.

   2. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:03

      By the way, didn't we just go on one? [laughing]

   3. JRJoe Rogan2:00:06

      [laughing] You just figured me out?

   4. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:08

      Yeah, what was that?

   5. JRJoe Rogan2:00:09

      [laughing]

   6. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:09

      Hold on, what's your definition of a date? [laughing] I thought, thought that's what that was.

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:00:13

      I thought we were a thing.

   8. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:13

      We're together. [laughing]

   9. JRJoe Rogan2:00:14

      You've seen my pussy and my asshole.

   10. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:16

       You've ha- [laughing]

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:00:16

       This is nuts.

   12. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:17

       Yeah.

   13. JRJoe Rogan2:00:17

       I've been in the stirrups.

   14. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:18

       You fingered me and have all my money, like-

   15. JRJoe Rogan2:00:19

       Jesus Christ.

   16. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:20

       Uh, that is... W- I mean, it is interesting that today, for a guy to become a gynecologist, I know it was, like, the only way, you know, only men could be back in the day, but now for a guy to be like, "I'm in med school to be a gynecologist." [chuckles]

   17. JRJoe Rogan2:00:29

       Yeah, everybody's like, "What?"

   18. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:30

       What? [laughing] Like, huh?

   19. JRJoe Rogan2:00:31

       Right, like, if I was a woman, I would never go to a male gynecologist.

   20. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:34

       I'm good.

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:00:35

       That's crazy.

   22. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:36

       No.

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:00:36

       Just the id- if he's heterosexual-

   24. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:38

       Mm-hmm

   25. JRJoe Rogan2:00:38

       ... and he's staring at your cooter and thinking about sliding up in there.

   26. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:41

       Or the opposite.

   27. JRJoe Rogan2:00:42

       Ugh.

   28. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:42

       Or if he, like, doesn't care, you're like, "How, why are you not looking?" It's like, you know-

   29. JRJoe Rogan2:00:45

       Yeah, I'm not excited.

   30. WCWhitney Cummings2:00:46

       Yeah, why'd you put gloves on?

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