EVERY SPOKEN WORD
150 min read · 30,001 words- 0:02 – 2:20
Michael Malice’s pop-art face paint and internet-era visual stunts
- SPSpeaker
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. [upbeat music]
- JRJoe Rogan
So-
- MMMichael Malice
Put my pants on?
- JRJoe Rogan
We can.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What are you doing? [laughing]
- MMMichael Malice
What do you mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
Your face.
- MMMichael Malice
It's... I have carprosti sarcoma.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I didn't know.
- MMMichael Malice
[laughing] Yeah. No, I, I just wanted to have a fun look. It's my tenth time.
- JRJoe Rogan
And what is, uh, a Lichtenstein? Is that what you said?
- MMMichael Malice
Roy Lichtenstein.
- JRJoe Rogan
Who's that?
- MMMichael Malice
He's the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Do you know who it is?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
You know the pictures. Pull up Drowning Girl. Jamie, pull it up. I get to say it. This guy-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, he's a comic book artist.
- MMMichael Malice
No, he's a-
- SPSpeaker
Pop artist
- MMMichael Malice
... pop artist.
- JRJoe Rogan
Pop artist.
- MMMichael Malice
He drew comic books into paintings-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay
- MMMichael Malice
... in the '60s. You've seen his stuff.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I'm sure.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I have now. I've seen them in memes.
- MMMichael Malice
Exactly.
- 2:20 – 5:13
Jordan Peterson’s health, online cruelty, and AI validating extremism
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh, how is Jordan doing? Is he okay?
- MMMichael Malice
I think he's doing better. I just talked to Micaela a couple of days ago. Um, I think he's out of the woods. I don't know how much I'm allowed to say, uh, or what's my place to say.
- JRJoe Rogan
Can you say what happened to him?
- MMMichael Malice
I don't really know. Um, I think you'd have to talk to her. This is really something I don't, uh-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm
- MMMichael Malice
... I don't know what I'm supposed to-
- JRJoe Rogan
He just keeps going through this series of ongoing health crisises.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah, and it's very... What's- what bothers me a lot is how much glee people seem to have with this.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- MMMichael Malice
And, and I think, uh, like I was just saying a second ago, I think the internet's going in a dark place, and-
- JRJoe Rogan
People. People are going in a dark place. The internet's leading them there, but it's people.
- MMMichael Malice
Well, I think it's like a snake eating its own tail, don't you think? I think... And, and when AI starts validating, you know, your preconceptions, I, I, I'm very scared about the near future.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm very scared, too, because so many people are so easily led and so prone to whatever the ideology is at the moment, just full, full-scale adopting it.
- MMMichael Malice
I was on Gutfeld a couple months ago, and they were talking about how Sam Altman said ChatGPT is gonna have erotica now. And everyone's like: "Well, what's erotica?" They're making jokes, and I go, "Listen," I said, "Not that long ago, um, John Hinckley shot... In 1981, he shot President Reagan 'cause he thought Jodie Foster was gonna fall in love with him, you know, and thereby turning her away from men forever, right?" And I said, "What happens when ChatGPT, you really hate Trump, or you really hate Joe Rogan, or you really hate Fauci or Kamala Harris, and your AI friend is ginning you up, being like, 'Yeah, they're terrible.'"
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
"These..." Like, there's 350 million people. You're saying out of those, 350 aren't gonna try to do something?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. I mean, they've already had ChatGPT talk people into killing themselves.
- MMMichael Malice
I know, I know, and that's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Whether it's ChatGPT or whatever AI-
- MMMichael Malice
Whatever AI, right, right
- JRJoe Rogan
... large language model, whatever you-
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah, I am... And I don't see any brakes on this, and it's happening, I think, faster than we can... You know, the whole point of the paleo di- not the whole point, but a large part of the paleo lifestyle is, you know, our biology has not kept up with our technology, right? And that kind of makes sense in a food thing. Push comes to shove, processed food, you should avoid. Whole food, natural food is probably better for you. That's a, just a good heuristic for anyone. But when you're talking about the mind, you know, I- people argue, are human beings basically good, human beings basically bad? I think human beings are basically animals, and animals can be enormously collaborative and wonderful and work together, even across species. You see these videos of, like, a, you know, a dog saving a cow or s- whatever it is.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MMMichael Malice
But animals are also... I don't need to tell you, you know, there's that chimp in all of us.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
And when that mob starts fomenting, like, people want blood, and, and they love it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. You also get all this powerful reinforcement from other people in the group that tell you that you're doing the right thing, and they support you, and-
- 5:13 – 7:46
Epstein docs discourse: hysteria, moral accusations, and code-word ambiguity
- MMMichael Malice
And, and if you d- the thing with the Epstein stuff online is just really kind of... Like, I remember five minutes ago, right, for the, for the, the blue-pilled people on COVID, "If you don't care about COVID as much as I do, and if you aren't as informed as COVID as much as I am, you want to kill Grandma," right? Like, that's- you're told this explicitly.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Your kids should be taken away from you, should be banned from society."
- MMMichael Malice
Right. And, and my buddy, Lu- uh, Lou Perez, who's a great comic, he had a great tweet. He goes, "If you don't have COVID, you can't spread COVID." I can't give it to you just 'cause I'm a bad person, right? But that was the mindset. And now there's so much... There's what, 300- three million Epstein docs? If you are not as invested as some people, you are a kid toucher, you're covering for them, you want this to happen, you're complicit retroactively somehow.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
And I can't make heads or tails of it. I had Luke, Luke Rutkowski on my show, who's-... been a conspiracy. I'm not saying in a negative way. Conspiracy guy for a very long time. He used to work with Alex. He broke it down. Then I had Michael Tracey on my show, and he said, "Look, a lot of this is hysteria." I don't know who is right, who is wrong, but if I have any kind of skepticism, I am somehow wanting children to be abused.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
It's, it's insane.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it's also, it's like so much of it is cryptic, like we don't necessarily understand what they were talking about.
- MMMichael Malice
Right, and if you say-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, what's beef jerky?
- MMMichael Malice
If it's... Here's the thing: it's obviously kids. It's not just that it might be kids or probably, it's obvious. And if you're denying that jerky is obviously kids, you're denying that people are children. I'm not denying people are children. I'm just saying, what if it's heroin? What if it's weapon- I don't, I haven't read all those emails, but the idea that it's definitely, literally infants, i- it seems like I wanna see some receipts.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it could be many things. I mean, it, it certainly is a code, which-
- MMMichael Malice
Right
- JRJoe Rogan
... indicates, at least to me, that they were doing something they didn't want people to know about.
- MMMichael Malice
And I remember, uh, with the Pizzagate stuff-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah
- MMMichael Malice
... I talked about this in my book, In The Right. I had to get through this through the legal, 'cause there was an email where it's like, "Oh, the, the maps or the flags are really angry today." So they're obviously not talking about maps or flags. It was obviously about something, we don't know what.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
But to pretend that there was nothing there is also disingenuous. There- it's clearly code, but how do we know eating is not code also? Like, eating jerky could be like beating off, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
Or it could be killing someone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
But the idea that, no, the eating part is true, the jerky part is kids, I, I, I... And I- frankly, what bothers me is, don't you want to hope that they're not eating kids? [chuckles]
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
Like-
- 7:46 – 10:59
Epstein’s intelligence ties and the ‘Russian operative’ angle
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, it's like people just wanna know, and if they already were and have been doing it for a long time, th- that seemed outrageous before a gigantic ring was exposed, where there really was a sex trafficker who was compromising people, and really was doing it at the behest of at least an intelligence agency-
- MMMichael Malice
Yes
- JRJoe Rogan
... whether it's ours or the Israelis or whoever it is.
- MMMichael Malice
Or the Russians.
- JRJoe Rogan
A lot of people-
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... wanna say it's the Russians. Well, is there any validity to the Russian thing?
- MMMichael Malice
I have no idea. The reason I al- said the Russians is because I was on Drudge, and the headline was, "Epstein Was Russian Operative." So it was presented on Drudge-
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh
- MMMichael Malice
... don't take my word for it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- MMMichael Malice
... as, oh, there's the receipts. This is why I'm saying there's, there, there's Mossad connections with him, obviously, especially through Gilaine. CIA is, is a no-brainer, 'cause why didn't they bag this guy for years?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
I'm- I talked to Kurt Metzger about this, and, uh, broadly speaking, and he makes the point, like, these are all interconnected. This idea that we're gonna separate out, like the CIA from MI6, is- they're buddies with each other.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
And then frankly, that's, in many cases, a good thing. You wanna be working with other countries if you have international trafficking or, or terrorism or crimes. But i- i- I don't know, we don't... I, I, I can't even finish the sentence.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Right. No, that's... Well, but you're honest, that's why.
- MMMichael Malice
[chuckles]
- JRJoe Rogan
Now, the Russian thing, is there anything that makes sense to you to that?
- MMMichael Malice
What did Drudge-
- JRJoe Rogan
What is going on here?
- MMMichael Malice
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
New documents show Justice Department documents mention Russia thousands of times, and Vladimir Putin over a h- a thousand times, reflecting extensive Russia-related communications and contacts in Epstein's network. Emails, travel records-
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, okay
- JRJoe Rogan
... indicate, okay, so there's real something to it. Epstein made multiple trips to Russia, obtained business visas, had scouts there recruiting young Russian women for him, of course, similar to his operations elsewhere. The files describe Epstein cultivating ties with Russian political and business elites, acting as a facilitator in deals and introductions, not just sexual encounters. Epstein repeatedly sought a meeting or back-channel communications with President Vladimir Putin, at times suggesting he had advice or insight to offer about dealing with Donald Trump. He had documented ties to at least one former Russian official with a background in the FSB, whom he used to gather information on a woman he claimed was trying to extort his business partners. Well, for sure you're gonna have that-
- MMMichael Malice
But yeah, the other thing-
- JRJoe Rogan
... you got a bunch of Russian hookers-
- MMMichael Malice
Pe-
- JRJoe Rogan
... that you're bringing over there, some of them are gonna try to extort you.
- MMMichael Malice
Here's the thing, Putin was ex-KGB.
- 10:59 – 11:55
Why men are easy to compromise: blackmail, sex, and different leverage on women
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. And for men, it's so easy to get us. Like, God, it must be hard to get women.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah. How would you blackmail a woman?
- JRJoe Rogan
I mean, well, how you trick them into fucking some guy they shouldn't be fucking, and why would anybody care? See, no one cares. Like, if a woman has an affair on her husband and has sex with some hot guy on an island, everybody's like: "You go, girl."
- MMMichael Malice
[chuckles] Yeah, she's Stella Got Her Groove Back.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, Stella Got Her Groove Back. [laughing]
- MMMichael Malice
How would you, how would you... Yeah, how would... If I wanted... Okay, let's, let's, let's-
- JRJoe Rogan
[chuckles]
- MMMichael Malice
... walk through this. If there's a CIA lady, and I wanna flip her-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- MMMichael Malice
... how do I f-
- JRJoe Rogan
You've gotta get her to fall in love with you.
- MMMichael Malice
No, or you gotta g- get her husband to cheat.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- MMMichael Malice
Or go threaten her kids. You gotta threaten her kids.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
Threaten the kids.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
But that's a hard one.
- JRJoe Rogan
But that's a different thing than-
- MMMichael Malice
How do you blackmail-
- JRJoe Rogan
... getting her to do something-
- MMMichael Malice
How do you blackmail her?
- JRJoe Rogan
... that she shouldn't have done be- out of lust?
- MMMichael Malice
How do you black... Yeah, how do you blackmail a woman?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, you don't, don't have a... That's probably why a lot of women aren't in trouble.
- MMMichael Malice
What, why they are in trouble?
- JRJoe Rogan
Aren't.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah, they aren't. Yeah.
- 11:55 – 21:11
Kyrsten Sinema ‘alienation of affection’ lawsuit and the politics of salaciousness
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, because, like, I would imagine you would want them, too. There's plenty of women politicians you'd wanna compromise. I mean, they did get Stacey Plaskett. She was cooperating with Epstein, going back and forth during Trump's administration.
- MMMichael Malice
Did you see also Kyrsten Sinema, that lawsuit?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, no, no, no. I didn't see it.
- MMMichael Malice
So she was the senator from Arizona. She was a centrist, and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- MMMichael Malice
... of course, they ran her out of town. And she-... uh, broke up a marriage, basically. And in North or South Carolina, where she's being sued, you can be liable for damages if you're, like, the side piece.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I've seen that.
- MMMichael Malice
And in the lawsuit, it-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a crazy law.
- MMMichael Malice
[laughing] I know!
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a bitch-ass law.
- MMMichael Malice
[laughing] I know.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughing]
- MMMichael Malice
And you're suing a senator, and the thing- And I believe the, the filing completely, 'cause the filing said sh- he had PTSD, so she was offering to give him psychedelics to, to help him heal, which I'm sure she did.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- MMMichael Malice
Uh, and basically, they just started a relationship. He left the wife, and it's like, this is unfortunate, but it happens, but she's facing damages now.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's so wild that that's a law!
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, what, what if the person was on the way out anyway?
- MMMichael Malice
Well, that's his argument, I'm sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I'm sure.
- MMMichael Malice
No, but the case, "Oh, no, we were a loving couple. We never had any problems-
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah!
- MMMichael Malice
... and Sinema shows up, and now look at me. Problems-"
- JRJoe Rogan
How is that not the man's fault?
- MMMichael Malice
I don't, I don't... I think it's probably both. Well, I know... He's- No, she's, she's suing Sinema. She's not suing the guy, I don't think.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's so crazy.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah. So-
- JRJoe Rogan
What a stupid fucking law.
- MMMichael Malice
Well, I don't know, North or South Carolina.
- 21:11 – 24:44
Performative politics and Lindsey Graham’s phone-number fiasco
- MMMichael Malice
... that Lindsey Graham is not a pussy hound? Is that [chuckles]
- JRJoe Rogan
It is my position that Lindsey Graham is a- allergic to pussy.
- MMMichael Malice
[chuckles] Yeah. Wait, are they, are they-
- JRJoe Rogan
Remember when they asked him if, you know, he was gonna run for president, you know-
- MMMichael Malice
He ran
- JRJoe Rogan
... if he was single. Yeah, but he's single.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And, uh, you know, "What about a first lady?" He's like, "Maybe I'll have a bunch of first ladies."
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, my- did he say that?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it was something along those lines. [chuckles]
- MMMichael Malice
I remember-
- JRJoe Rogan
Which is never something a man would say who's into women.
- MMMichael Malice
Barbara Mikulski, uh, who was the senator from Maryland for many years, who was like 4'11" hobbit creature, clearly gay, more- no disrespect to her. She was asked about it, and she turns to the guy next to her and is like, "Hey, good-looking." It was something like that. It was so cringe and awkward. [clapping] Yeah, so...
- JRJoe Rogan
What did Lindsey Graham say about, uh, having many first ladies?
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, my God.
- SPSpeaker
He said it have a s- he mentioned his sister as someone who could fill in for the role, it says.
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, okay.
- SPSpeaker
That he would have a ro- quote, unquote, "rotating first lady."
- MMMichael Malice
'Cause, like, what, Dolly Madison did that. Like, there was... one of the first ear- early Founding Fathers was a widower-
- JRJoe Rogan
Rotating-
- MMMichael Malice
... so the daughter
- JRJoe Rogan
... his sister first, and then rotating first lady. What year was this, when he was running? 2015.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hey.
- MMMichael Malice
Do you remember, the thing I remember about his campaign is Trump had a rally, and he gave out Lindsey Graham's phone number, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
He did? [chuckles]
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, you don't remember this?
- JRJoe Rogan
[chuckles]
- MMMichael Malice
So Tr- this is the best part. No, no, this-
- JRJoe Rogan
[chuckles]
- 24:44 – 30:44
Social media agitation after COVID and Elsagate’s algorithmic horror show
- MMMichael Malice
Do you know what I th- here, I wanna hear your thoughts on this. So during COVID, there was a huge, uh, amount of time that everyone was spending online.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
Everyone's stuck in their COVID, we're all... Everyone's constantly agitated.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MMMichael Malice
And my concern is that these social me- Mark, Mark Zuckerberg's job is to keep you on Facebook as much as possible, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MMMichael Malice
All that data that they had during COVID is still there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
And I think all these social media companies are still keeping us in a constant state of agitation, so that you're stuck watching these screens, and it's really doing harm, and it's not getting better.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a fact.
- MMMichael Malice
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, that's a fact.
- MMMichael Malice
But I don't think-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, isn't he testifying? They're, they're testifying soon, uh, about whether or not they set up their algorithms to harm children.
- MMMichael Malice
It's-
- JRJoe Rogan
They set up their alg- algorithms to addict children to, uh, their social media platform.
- MMMichael Malice
Well, you remember Elsagate?
- JRJoe Rogan
Elsagate, yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah, that was the whole thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Explain that to people.
- MMMichael Malice
Elsagate was this... I, I still don't think we have an answer. People made these, uh, they don't even know where it came from-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- MMMichael Malice
... other than overseas. There are these bizarre YouTube videos with millions of views, where it'd be, like, the Hulk, but he's, like, sniffing kids' feet, and Elsa's just doing, like, putting in a cage. Like, bizarre things that is kind of sexual, but not really, and you don't know what the purpose is. But because they were, like, gaming the algorithm, you know, YouTube... This, Trump got in trouble with this. When Trump was sharing that video, the very end of it went to a Lion King video making fun of the Democrats.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- MMMichael Malice
There was that one second of the Obamas as apes from the beginning.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
They cut there, and it looked like he was sharing that. It was just the next video that was queued up, and it looks like Trump shared a video of, of the Obamas as apes on purpose.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, they were all in it, in the same video.
- 30:44 – 35:45
Democratic strategy pivots, Newsom, and assisted-suicide ‘MAID’ slippery slope
- MMMichael Malice
Uh, I don't know if you saw... Did you see Nancy Pelosi's retirement video? [chuckles]
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- MMMichael Malice
Well, you laugh, but you sh- Nancy Pelosi's probably the smartest politician in Washington in terms of being crafty. Like, she knows how to fucking get a bill passed. She knows how to make people walk the plank. So she's retiring from Congress this year. She had this 10-minute-long video about, you know, saying goodbye to San Francisco. Ten minutes. She, she talks about AIDS at length, right? Uh, 'cause obviously it affected San Francisco. Doesn't mention the word gay once, even in the context of AIDS. Doesn't mention LGBT, doesn't mention Black people, people of color. She mentions how much she loves going to church, St. Thomas of Assisi, and Veterans Day. So I'm like, "She knows what you're saying-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
"You've got to pivot and start talking to people about pocketbook stuff." But then Gavin Newsom recently d- undid his... You know, he backtracked with Charlie Kirk, when he's just like, "Yeah, I know about, about, uh, men and women's sports," and now he's doubling down on trans kids, which is-
- JRJoe Rogan
Is he really?
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, yeah, he just started doubling down.
- JRJoe Rogan
God, how does he think that that's gonna work now? Like-
- MMMichael Malice
I think he thinks he's got to get through that primary.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, but do you... D- does he not know that people are done?
- MMMichael Malice
No, 'cause I'm sure he has better polling than you or I.
- JRJoe Rogan
[exhales]
- MMMichael Malice
And I'm sure-
- JRJoe Rogan
Maybe I'm just naive about California.
- MMMichael Malice
Well, it's not California, it's this, the Democratic base is gonna vote for him.
- JRJoe Rogan
[exhales]
- MMMichael Malice
You know, he's also killed his mom.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah, he, he did assisted suicide on his mom. He bragged about it to the Washington Post. You didn't know this?
- JRJoe Rogan
No. What was wrong with his mom, though?
- MMMichael Malice
I, I'm sure it was something awful, but when I, I... When I hear a politician talking about something that personal, that publicly-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh
- MMMichael Malice
... I am not gonna look at it through a positive vein.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- MMMichael Malice
And this MAID stuff is in 14 states now. Did you know this?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Well, in Canada, it's off the hook.
- MMMichael Malice
You know, Kelsey Sharon, I've been talking to her about this.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MMMichael Malice
She completely blew my mind. So first it used to be... 'Cause it's always a, um... Oh, yeah, 55.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Long battle with breast cancer. Deeply personal event he has described as a complex experience involving assisted suicide. The Washington Report, a Washington Post report and his memoir expressed deep grief and remorse regarding her death."
- 35:45 – 58:46
New York City’s budget shock, migrants spending, and ‘decarceration’ concerns
- MMMichael Malice
Um, I, I just... I go back, you know, once a month to do Gutfeld, and I can't believe I'm saying this as a former New Yorker, but I like LA better now than New York.
- JRJoe Rogan
Whoa!
- MMMichael Malice
It, it hurts me physically to say this.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's wrong with New York now?
- MMMichael Malice
... there's no-
- JRJoe Rogan
Here it is. [clears throat]
- MMMichael Malice
One hundred and twenty-
- JRJoe Rogan
Eye-popping amount, insider called insanity, is up around 11 billion from the current year.
- MMMichael Malice
So that's like 9% up.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
That's nine and a half percent.
- JRJoe Rogan
A record $127 billion budget proposal on Tuesday. The socialist leader- city leader's plan includes a whopping 9.5% proposed property tax hike.
- MMMichael Malice
Holy crap!
- JRJoe Rogan
9.5 hike on New Yorkers-
- MMMichael Malice
Holy crap
- JRJoe Rogan
... which he claims would be a last resort, while allocating another $1.2 billion for migrants. Migrants. [clears throat]
- MMMichael Malice
What's the Florida budget, Jamie?
- SPSpeaker
Uh, scroll-
- JRJoe Rogan
Scroll down a little? Oh, okay. Uh, wow!
- SPSpeaker
But that's what-
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, my God, it's the same. It's about the same.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, the New York one would've been not this year, I think.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah, but it's comparable. Holy sh- crap!
- JRJoe Rogan
So it's not three times more or whatever the fuck it is more? [clears throat]
- MMMichael Malice
Like-
- JRJoe Rogan
No, three times more people, right?
- MMMichael Malice
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
Um-
- MMMichael Malice
So that is triple per capita.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, triple per capita.
- 58:46 – 1:01:57
Epstein files again: missing records, video ‘rendering’ loopholes, and mass-arrest fantasies
- MMMichael Malice
I don't think we're ever... Here, I, I- the other thing that I'm kind of stunned at is there's this belief online that if there's enough agitation, like QAnon, we're all gonna have these mass arrests, and I don't see that happening, and I don't think you can do anything to force them to release the really bad stuff if they haven't.
- JRJoe Rogan
[tsks] So what else is left? There's 3,000- 3 million other files-
- MMMichael Malice
Right
- JRJoe Rogan
... that they have from-
- MMMichael Malice
They said they've released everything.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, they also said there wasn't anything.
- MMMichael Malice
Right. [laughing]
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, when Kash Patel was on here, he's like, "There's no videos, there's no evidence, there's no nothing."
- MMMichael Malice
The craziest for me was when Pam Bondi said, "I've got the list," and I said to myself, and I, I talked to my friends, and they all agreed with me. I'm like, "I really don't think he had, like, clientslist.doc on his desktop."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
That's not a thing, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
So I would... I, I believe he doesn't, like, have a literal list, and then later she goes, "When I said list, I meant blah, blah, blah." And I'm like: But you said list.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Well, they had those binders.
- MMMichael Malice
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
They were all s- performatively holding those binders.
- MMMichael Malice
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
"We have the files. We're gonna go through them. Heads are gonna roll." Nothing happened.
- MMMichael Malice
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then Les Wexner, what did he say today? Jamie, you were saying that he said he got-
- SPSpeaker
A con man, he was conned or something by a con man.
- MMMichael Malice
He was conned for so many years. [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
... I've been seeing online, I don't know the accuracy, that there's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh
- SPSpeaker
... a bunch of missing files from specifically 1999 through 2001.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, and that people are connecting that to 9/11.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, wait!
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
I ha- wait, 1990? Okay.
- 1:01:57 – 1:07:14
Scott Adams memorial, ‘turbo cancer,’ and the rising-young-cancer question
- MMMichael Malice
Do you wanna talk about... I wanna talk about Scott Adams.
- JRJoe Rogan
Sure.
- MMMichael Malice
I was just at his memorial. So are you- w- was he ever on your show?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- MMMichael Malice
Um, I got invited to speak, and it was really a great, um, uh, experience. I got a- 'cause I'm a mental patient, I got a Dilbert mask.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- MMMichael Malice
And the thing with the Dilbert mask is there's no mouth, right? So Dr. Drew was supposed to speak, and I was gonna go there and do my little terrorism, where I was gonna have my little phone and say: "Nice to meet you, I'm Dilbert," and wave, and then swipe and be like, you know, "Can you take off your glasses, please?" And he takes off the glasses, and be like, "Uh, nice eyes. May I- I'm going to take them," and just fuck with people at the funeral, uh, like Scott would've wanted. Um, it was really, uh, great, 'cause it was very upbeat. And I was kinda honored. Gutfeld asked me to- Gu- Gutfeld texts me, he goes: "Hey, do you wanna speak?" And I go: "It'd be a huge honor." And he just goes: "Great." And I'm like: "Am I actually speaking, [chuckles] or you're just, you know, quizzing me?" Um, I got to see... Cernovich was there, Posobiec, a few other people, and then afterwards went to his house. And there's something really kind of, um, eerie about walking into the house of someone who had just, uh, passed. His ex-wife, Sherry, let me take two of his markers, which I will, you know, always treasure and, and kind of sh- uh, hang in my house. There were two lines I couldn't say at the memorial, 'cause I knew the fans would get salty, which is: Uh, Scott is in heaven right now, doing what he loved most, avoiding Black people. And the reason Dilbert was a black and white comic strip is 'cause Scott didn't really like the coloreds.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughing]
- MMMichael Malice
Right. 'Cause Scott was a humorist, just go for the joke.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
Um, but it w- uh, I mean, it, it's, it's, it's, it's just, it's, it, it's weird, uh, how much he still resonates, I think, with, with people. Um, and I, I don't really have anything else particularly to say, but I just felt it was important to kinda, you know, commemorate his passing, 'cause he's really helped me out a lot in my thinking.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, it's a real bummer, man, because it happened so quickly. His cancer, he got turbo cancer.
- MMMichael Malice
Well, he had it in January 2025.
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh.
- MMMichael Malice
And he said: "I'm gonna wait for my stepdaughter to get married," and she was there, and I got to meet her. She's a lovely kid. "Uh, to get married, and then I'm gonna do it." And then tr- uh, he tweeted something out, RFK jumped in, Trump jumped in. They got him this medicine, and that got him a few more months, and, you know, so he got six more months. Point being, with the MAID stuff, just 'cause someone's terminal doesn't mean they don't have months left.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
And you can do a lot in those months. It was funny, there's a, another cartoonist, I apologize, I'm blanking on his name, and, uh, he was friends with Scott for a long time. Scott had promoted his work once, and he went from, like, obscurity to, like, a big name. And Scott asked him: "Hey, can you write the foreword to my forthcoming biography?" And the guy's like: [inhales] "I'm not really gonna have time." So it w- like, Scott was [chuckles] that kind of person, where he's just like: "Just because, you know, I'm about to meet my Maker, I don't want you to be morose." I, I, he- his book, Reframe Your Brain, is a complete masterpiece.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- MMMichael Malice
'Cause what he does is, he goes through, uh, fra- mindsets, and instantly recalibrates them. One of them is, f- the regular framework is, "I should do great at my job." And his reframe is, "My job is to prepare for a better job." And when you think about it that way, having that shitty job is not rough, 'cause you're just laying the groundwork for something better. So when I spoke, I said: The framework is, we're having a memorial for Scott, but the reframe is, we're having a party, and Scott's really late. Right? So if you think about it in that terms, "Hey, we're having fun. Where's this asshole?" Because he didn't want us to be there, like, moping.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- MMMichael Malice
He wanted- he always was positive, always was fun, even [chuckles] during that day. So I, I thought... I, I just owe him a lot. And-
- JRJoe Rogan
Did he blame his death on the COVID shots?
- MMMichael Malice
So he got a lot... Uh, uh, this really bothered me, because he'd be tweeting about stuff, people like, "Should've got the shot!"
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
It's like, this guy's about to die. Like, this is your gotcha moment? This is your, "like I told you so" moment?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
It's just... So he-
- JRJoe Rogan
So gross
- MMMichael Malice
... he did not blame it. Uh, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the... You saw what just happened. I met James Van Der Beek through you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- 1:07:14 – 1:18:33
Aspartame brain fog, processed-food weirdness, and protein-bar GI disasters
- MMMichael Malice
Couldn't possibly be. Do you know what really fucked me up recently? And you're gonna laugh in my face, and every Maha person listening to this is gonna laugh in my face.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- MMMichael Malice
And you can feel free to laugh in my face, 'cause it's covered in polka dots.
- JRJoe Rogan
[chuckles]
- MMMichael Malice
Aspartame. I would drink... My main method of hydration was Dr. Pepper Zero. [laughing] It's warranted, I know. This is why I have the polka dots.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- MMMichael Malice
And I go to New York, and I'm low on calories for my macros, and I switch to full sugar Dr. Pepper, so it wasn't the caffeine, and my thinking changed. And I'm like, "This is..." And I go online. This has been known for, since the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Think it changed how so?
- MMMichael Malice
I was quicker on my feet. I was having trouble remembering words, remembering names, remembering... Just being- th- my s- verbal cogni- uh, speed of how I speak is something that is part of my job, and I was having issues with that. I'd have to have workarounds when I couldn't think of someone's name or someone's word. And where I was having this false- there you go.
- JRJoe Rogan
Research has linked high consumption of aspartame to impaired memory, spatial learning deficits, and faster cognitive decline in adults under 60.
- MMMichael Malice
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
Neuroinflammation, oxidative stress, aspartame metabolize, metabolites could trigger chronic microglial activation and increased oxidative stress in the brain, leading to neuronal damage and potential neurodegeneration. Um, you know who pushed that through, right?
- MMMichael Malice
Who?
- JRJoe Rogan
Aspartame. Rumsfeld.
- MMMichael Malice
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sh- uh, search that.
- MMMichael Malice
So here's the thing-
- JRJoe Rogan
Throw that into Perplexity.
- MMMichael Malice
If you're, if you're listening to this, and you're someone like me, who was living on it-
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh
- MMMichael Malice
... just try for two days, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- MMMichael Malice
And you'll know right away if, if... 'Cause I, I also had this low-key anxiety all the time. Like, it was like a one out of 10, but it was there. I thought, "Okay, it's just whatever."
- JRJoe Rogan
Life.
- MMMichael Malice
It, I thought it was just life. Nope, it's gone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Donald Rumsfeld-
- MMMichael Malice
No!
- JRJoe Rogan
... CEO of GD Searle in the late 1970s, early '80s, played a pivotal role in the FDA approval of aspartame, the artificial sweetener in products like NutraSweet.
- MMMichael Malice
Holy crap.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, um, so they, there was studies back then, um, showing approval due to potential carcinogenic, car- carcinogenicity risks. Uh, Hayes approved aspartame for dry foods shortly after, expanding it to beverages by 1983. What would- there was studies on, I think there was rat studies or something.
- 1:18:33 – 1:40:40
Training, peptides/TRT, and the ‘don’t skip legs’ debate
- MMMichael Malice
It's just hard for me to get enough calories in a day for what I need.
- JRJoe Rogan
... What are you trying to do?
- MMMichael Malice
I'm doing lean gains.
- JRJoe Rogan
Lean gains?
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
What does that mean?
- MMMichael Malice
So you're keeping the same body fat, but you're slowly putting on weight.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- MMMichael Malice
So it's really a tightrope.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay, so you're in- you're involved in that again. I know you bailed on bodybuilding-type activities-
- MMMichael Malice
Well, no, I still go to the gym.
- JRJoe Rogan
But are you trying to get jacked?
- MMMichael Malice
I think I'm in good shape. I've been-
- JRJoe Rogan
But are you trying to get jacked?
- MMMichael Malice
I don't know what... Okay. Yeah, [chuckles] take the W.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know why you're doing that. I didn't do that.
- MMMichael Malice
What do you mean?
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm just asking, are you trying to get jacked?
- MMMichael Malice
I, I... Okay, that seems like the kind of question that you cornering me in the gym-
- JRJoe Rogan
No!
- MMMichael Malice
-would be saying.
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- MMMichael Malice
What do you mean by trying to get jacked?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, no, no, no. It's a normal thing for people that are trying to get s- swole, you're trying to get, like, big muscles.
- MMMichael Malice
I am trying to put on as much mass as I can while maintaining a somewhat lean build.
- JRJoe Rogan
What are you doing, like, as far as your workouts?
- MMMichael Malice
I go to gym four days a week. I-
- JRJoe Rogan
What, what are you doing with your workout? What kind of workouts?
- MMMichael Malice
I do a bro split. Don't make fun of me.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, there's nothing wrong with a bro split.
- 1:40:40 – 1:45:07
Stand-up comedy: bombing, repetition, Austin’s scene, and the 10-year grind
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, I got a bone to pick with you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh, I'm excited.
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, you per- you set me up perfectly.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- MMMichael Malice
You set me up perfectly. I was... I, uh, thank you, Joe Rogan. Bridget Phetasy sat in this very chair-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- MMMichael Malice
... the chair I'm farting in right now. [laughing]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughing]
- MMMichael Malice
Because, um, I, my, I had some vintage Olean chips from eBay.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughing]
- MMMichael Malice
And it's, this chair's gonna be a disaster zone.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's the Trump chair.
- MMMichael Malice
I know. Um, and she told you that I'm starting to do stand-up, and you said, "That's great. He's so funny."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
"He could open for me." And then I was all excited about this opportunity, and I te- and I wait a few weeks 'cause I was scared to, like, whatever, and you text me about some meme, and I go-
- JRJoe Rogan
First of all, I don't think I said you could open for me.
- MMMichael Malice
You did.
- JRJoe Rogan
I highly doubt I said that.
- MMMichael Malice
You did, you did, but that's fine. I'm not holding you to it. I'm just saying you said that. That's fine. Um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Maybe I was joking.
- MMMichael Malice
I'm not holding you to it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Okay.
- MMMichael Malice
You were just encouraging, okay?
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm-
- MMMichael Malice
Let's just leave it at that.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think you're very funny.
- MMMichael Malice
Okay. You text me about some meme. I go, "Hey, I'm getting ready to do stand-up." You go, "You absolutely should. You're very funny." I go, "I have my set. What should I do next?" Do you know what you said?
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- MMMichael Malice
Nothing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- 1:45:07 – 2:05:19
AI escalation: autonomous weapons, deepfake cinema, and psychological fallout
- JRJoe Rogan
You see those robots in China that are doing fucking kung fu?
- MMMichael Malice
Are they ready?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, my God, they just did this demonstration, this martial arts demonstration with these robots on a stage.
- MMMichael Malice
But I, I, I'm more-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's crazy how fucking... how they move.
- MMMichael Malice
I'm more worried about if anyone can use AI to engineer a bioweapon.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that. Yeah, that's real.
- MMMichael Malice
Because-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah
- MMMichael Malice
... there's a g- I, there was a piece, like, a, a guy, I forget his name, I apologize, where he was... He's one of these big AI people, and he goes, "If you use the paid-for AI," he goes, "I can tell it to write me code, and it also knows, like, idiosyncratic preferences," so it's better than hiring a person, and that's today.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
So what's gonna happen in two years, three years? Like, w- how do you put guardrails on that? I don't think you can.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't think you can, and there's a lot of people that are resigning from a lot of these companies that are saying, "We're doomed."
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
I'm not a doom and gloom kind of guy, but that, I think, is a much faster path toward something happening than, you know, robots, kung fu robots in China.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, there's also automated rep- weapons, weapon systems that are totally autonomous. That scares us-
- MMMichael Malice
Is that right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes. The government's working on that, and I believe there was an issue, see if you can find this, with one of the AI companies not willing to partner with the U- or not willing to do something with autonomous weapons programs. I think it's Anthropic.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, the Pentagon was having issue with that.
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, wow!
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I think Anthropic was like, "Uh, we don't think that's good," and ev- all the other ones were like, "Let's go."
- MMMichael Malice
Holy shit, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, well, the thing is, is China doing that? They probably are. "Anthropic is clashing with the Pentagon over AI use. Here's what each side wants. Anthropic's relationship with the Department of Defense is-
- MMMichael Malice
Wow!
- JRJoe Rogan
... uh, is under review as the two sides negotiate over how the company's AI models can be used. Startup wants assurance that its models will not be used for autonomous weapons or mass surveillance." [laughs] Oh, my God, these pop-ups are brutal. Um, fuck you, CNBC. [laughs]
- MMMichael Malice
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
"The DOD wants to use Anthropic models for all lawful use cases without limitation-
- MMMichael Malice
Oh, my God
- JRJoe Rogan
... according to, uh, Emil Michael, the Under Secretary of War for Research and Engineering."
- 2:05:19 – 2:23:37
Search-engine manipulation, election nudges, ICE narratives, and immigration’s no-win politics
- JRJoe Rogan
Creepy Line?
- MMMichael Malice
There was that-
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- MMMichael Malice
... documentary, The Creepy Line. Uh, Robert something Malone, I think his name was. He's a, he's an academic. His point-- he went through Google, and he goes: "Look, if I'm Google, right, and I r- and I, I... Or I'm Facebook, and I have people who are like Trump and people who are like Hillary. So if I just put out, 'Hey, you should vote,' and send it just to the Hillary people, I'm not on paper endorsing Hillary."
- JRJoe Rogan
Dr. Robert Epstein.
- MMMichael Malice
Robert Epstein, thank you.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, that guy.
- MMMichael Malice
Yeah, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, we've had that guy on multiple times.
- MMMichael Malice
Right, but then you're going to be getting out that vote in the direction you want.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, his concern is Google searches.
- MMMichael Malice
Sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
So, like, if you search Trump, it's all negative stories. If you search Hillary-
- MMMichael Malice
And you search Hillary, it's all positive
- JRJoe Rogan
... it's all positive stories.
- MMMichael Malice
It was also-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
I've talked to him also about the, the Facebook stuff. If you're promoting-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah
- MMMichael Malice
... go out and vote, and you have this group versus that group, it could nudge it very easily.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- MMMichael Malice
So it's... That technology is already here and been used.
- JRJoe Rogan
And been used, yeah.
- MMMichael Malice
Right, so that's 10 years ago.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's real election manipulation-
- MMMichael Malice
Right
- JRJoe Rogan
... that's already legal and being used-
- MMMichael Malice
Right
- JRJoe Rogan
... for whatever reasons.
- MMMichael Malice
So, well, you know what reason, but, but like-
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