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Joe Rogan Experience #2457 - Michael Malice

Michael Malice is a cultural commentator, author, and host of the “Your Welcome” podcast. His next book is the graphic novel "Unwanted." https://unwantedbook.com https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelMaliceofficial https://malice.locals.com https://www.michaelmalice.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Athletic Brewing Co. Non-alcoholic Beer. Fit For All Times. Athletic Brewing Company LLC. Milford, CT and San Diego, CA. Near Beer less than 0.5% alc/vol.

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  1. 0:022:20

    Michael Malice’s pop-art face paint and internet-era visual stunts

    1. SP

      Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. [upbeat music]

    2. JR

      So-

    3. MM

      Put my pants on?

    4. JR

      We can.

    5. MM

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      What are you doing? [laughing]

    7. MM

      What do you mean?

    8. JR

      Your face.

    9. MM

      It's... I have carprosti sarcoma.

    10. JR

      Oh, I didn't know.

    11. MM

      [laughing] Yeah. No, I, I just wanted to have a fun look. It's my tenth time.

    12. JR

      And what is, uh, a Lichtenstein? Is that what you said?

    13. MM

      Roy Lichtenstein.

    14. JR

      Who's that?

    15. MM

      He's the-

    16. JR

      Do you know who it is?

    17. SP

      Yeah.

    18. MM

      You know the pictures. Pull up Drowning Girl. Jamie, pull it up. I get to say it. This guy-

    19. JR

      Oh, he's a comic book artist.

    20. MM

      No, he's a-

    21. SP

      Pop artist

    22. MM

      ... pop artist.

    23. JR

      Pop artist.

    24. MM

      He drew comic books into paintings-

    25. JR

      Oh, okay

    26. MM

      ... in the '60s. You've seen his stuff.

    27. JR

      Oh, I'm sure.

    28. MM

      Yeah.

    29. JR

      I have now. I've seen them in memes.

    30. MM

      Exactly.

  2. 2:205:13

    Jordan Peterson’s health, online cruelty, and AI validating extremism

    1. JR

      Uh, how is Jordan doing? Is he okay?

    2. MM

      I think he's doing better. I just talked to Micaela a couple of days ago. Um, I think he's out of the woods. I don't know how much I'm allowed to say, uh, or what's my place to say.

    3. JR

      Can you say what happened to him?

    4. MM

      I don't really know. Um, I think you'd have to talk to her. This is really something I don't, uh-

    5. JR

      Mm

    6. MM

      ... I don't know what I'm supposed to-

    7. JR

      He just keeps going through this series of ongoing health crisises.

    8. MM

      Yeah, and it's very... What's- what bothers me a lot is how much glee people seem to have with this.

    9. JR

      Mm.

    10. MM

      And, and I think, uh, like I was just saying a second ago, I think the internet's going in a dark place, and-

    11. JR

      People. People are going in a dark place. The internet's leading them there, but it's people.

    12. MM

      Well, I think it's like a snake eating its own tail, don't you think? I think... And, and when AI starts validating, you know, your preconceptions, I, I, I'm very scared about the near future.

    13. JR

      I'm very scared, too, because so many people are so easily led and so prone to whatever the ideology is at the moment, just full, full-scale adopting it.

    14. MM

      I was on Gutfeld a couple months ago, and they were talking about how Sam Altman said ChatGPT is gonna have erotica now. And everyone's like: "Well, what's erotica?" They're making jokes, and I go, "Listen," I said, "Not that long ago, um, John Hinckley shot... In 1981, he shot President Reagan 'cause he thought Jodie Foster was gonna fall in love with him, you know, and thereby turning her away from men forever, right?" And I said, "What happens when ChatGPT, you really hate Trump, or you really hate Joe Rogan, or you really hate Fauci or Kamala Harris, and your AI friend is ginning you up, being like, 'Yeah, they're terrible.'"

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. MM

      "These..." Like, there's 350 million people. You're saying out of those, 350 aren't gonna try to do something?

    17. JR

      Right. I mean, they've already had ChatGPT talk people into killing themselves.

    18. MM

      I know, I know, and that's-

    19. JR

      Whether it's ChatGPT or whatever AI-

    20. MM

      Whatever AI, right, right

    21. JR

      ... large language model, whatever you-

    22. MM

      Yeah, I am... And I don't see any brakes on this, and it's happening, I think, faster than we can... You know, the whole point of the paleo di- not the whole point, but a large part of the paleo lifestyle is, you know, our biology has not kept up with our technology, right? And that kind of makes sense in a food thing. Push comes to shove, processed food, you should avoid. Whole food, natural food is probably better for you. That's a, just a good heuristic for anyone. But when you're talking about the mind, you know, I- people argue, are human beings basically good, human beings basically bad? I think human beings are basically animals, and animals can be enormously collaborative and wonderful and work together, even across species. You see these videos of, like, a, you know, a dog saving a cow or s- whatever it is.

    23. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    24. MM

      But animals are also... I don't need to tell you, you know, there's that chimp in all of us.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. MM

      And when that mob starts fomenting, like, people want blood, and, and they love it.

    27. JR

      Yeah. You also get all this powerful reinforcement from other people in the group that tell you that you're doing the right thing, and they support you, and-

  3. 5:137:46

    Epstein docs discourse: hysteria, moral accusations, and code-word ambiguity

    1. MM

      And, and if you d- the thing with the Epstein stuff online is just really kind of... Like, I remember five minutes ago, right, for the, for the, the blue-pilled people on COVID, "If you don't care about COVID as much as I do, and if you aren't as informed as COVID as much as I am, you want to kill Grandma," right? Like, that's- you're told this explicitly.

    2. JR

      "Your kids should be taken away from you, should be banned from society."

    3. MM

      Right. And, and my buddy, Lu- uh, Lou Perez, who's a great comic, he had a great tweet. He goes, "If you don't have COVID, you can't spread COVID." I can't give it to you just 'cause I'm a bad person, right? But that was the mindset. And now there's so much... There's what, 300- three million Epstein docs? If you are not as invested as some people, you are a kid toucher, you're covering for them, you want this to happen, you're complicit retroactively somehow.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. MM

      And I can't make heads or tails of it. I had Luke, Luke Rutkowski on my show, who's-... been a conspiracy. I'm not saying in a negative way. Conspiracy guy for a very long time. He used to work with Alex. He broke it down. Then I had Michael Tracey on my show, and he said, "Look, a lot of this is hysteria." I don't know who is right, who is wrong, but if I have any kind of skepticism, I am somehow wanting children to be abused.

    6. JR

      Yeah.

    7. MM

      It's, it's insane.

    8. JR

      Well, it's also, it's like so much of it is cryptic, like we don't necessarily understand what they were talking about.

    9. MM

      Right, and if you say-

    10. JR

      Like, what's beef jerky?

    11. MM

      If it's... Here's the thing: it's obviously kids. It's not just that it might be kids or probably, it's obvious. And if you're denying that jerky is obviously kids, you're denying that people are children. I'm not denying people are children. I'm just saying, what if it's heroin? What if it's weapon- I don't, I haven't read all those emails, but the idea that it's definitely, literally infants, i- it seems like I wanna see some receipts.

    12. JR

      Yeah, it could be many things. I mean, it, it certainly is a code, which-

    13. MM

      Right

    14. JR

      ... indicates, at least to me, that they were doing something they didn't want people to know about.

    15. MM

      And I remember, uh, with the Pizzagate stuff-

    16. JR

      Yeah

    17. MM

      ... I talked about this in my book, In The Right. I had to get through this through the legal, 'cause there was an email where it's like, "Oh, the, the maps or the flags are really angry today." So they're obviously not talking about maps or flags. It was obviously about something, we don't know what.

    18. JR

      Right.

    19. MM

      But to pretend that there was nothing there is also disingenuous. There- it's clearly code, but how do we know eating is not code also? Like, eating jerky could be like beating off, right?

    20. JR

      Right.

    21. MM

      Or it could be killing someone.

    22. JR

      Right.

    23. MM

      But the idea that, no, the eating part is true, the jerky part is kids, I, I, I... And I- frankly, what bothers me is, don't you want to hope that they're not eating kids? [chuckles]

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. MM

      Like-

  4. 7:4610:59

    Epstein’s intelligence ties and the ‘Russian operative’ angle

    1. JR

      Well, it's like people just wanna know, and if they already were and have been doing it for a long time, th- that seemed outrageous before a gigantic ring was exposed, where there really was a sex trafficker who was compromising people, and really was doing it at the behest of at least an intelligence agency-

    2. MM

      Yes

    3. JR

      ... whether it's ours or the Israelis or whoever it is.

    4. MM

      Or the Russians.

    5. JR

      A lot of people-

    6. MM

      Yeah

    7. JR

      ... wanna say it's the Russians. Well, is there any validity to the Russian thing?

    8. MM

      I have no idea. The reason I al- said the Russians is because I was on Drudge, and the headline was, "Epstein Was Russian Operative." So it was presented on Drudge-

    9. JR

      Uh-huh

    10. MM

      ... don't take my word for it-

    11. JR

      Right

    12. MM

      ... as, oh, there's the receipts. This is why I'm saying there's, there, there's Mossad connections with him, obviously, especially through Gilaine. CIA is, is a no-brainer, 'cause why didn't they bag this guy for years?

    13. JR

      Right.

    14. MM

      I'm- I talked to Kurt Metzger about this, and, uh, broadly speaking, and he makes the point, like, these are all interconnected. This idea that we're gonna separate out, like the CIA from MI6, is- they're buddies with each other.

    15. JR

      Right.

    16. MM

      And then frankly, that's, in many cases, a good thing. You wanna be working with other countries if you have international trafficking or, or terrorism or crimes. But i- i- I don't know, we don't... I, I, I can't even finish the sentence.

    17. JR

      Right. Right. No, that's... Well, but you're honest, that's why.

    18. MM

      [chuckles]

    19. JR

      Now, the Russian thing, is there anything that makes sense to you to that?

    20. MM

      What did Drudge-

    21. JR

      What is going on here?

    22. MM

      Okay.

    23. JR

      New documents show Justice Department documents mention Russia thousands of times, and Vladimir Putin over a h- a thousand times, reflecting extensive Russia-related communications and contacts in Epstein's network. Emails, travel records-

    24. MM

      Oh, okay

    25. JR

      ... indicate, okay, so there's real something to it. Epstein made multiple trips to Russia, obtained business visas, had scouts there recruiting young Russian women for him, of course, similar to his operations elsewhere. The files describe Epstein cultivating ties with Russian political and business elites, acting as a facilitator in deals and introductions, not just sexual encounters. Epstein repeatedly sought a meeting or back-channel communications with President Vladimir Putin, at times suggesting he had advice or insight to offer about dealing with Donald Trump. He had documented ties to at least one former Russian official with a background in the FSB, whom he used to gather information on a woman he claimed was trying to extort his business partners. Well, for sure you're gonna have that-

    26. MM

      But yeah, the other thing-

    27. JR

      ... you got a bunch of Russian hookers-

    28. MM

      Pe-

    29. JR

      ... that you're bringing over there, some of them are gonna try to extort you.

    30. MM

      Here's the thing, Putin was ex-KGB.

  5. 10:5911:55

    Why men are easy to compromise: blackmail, sex, and different leverage on women

    1. JR

      Right. And for men, it's so easy to get us. Like, God, it must be hard to get women.

    2. MM

      Yeah. How would you blackmail a woman?

    3. JR

      I mean, well, how you trick them into fucking some guy they shouldn't be fucking, and why would anybody care? See, no one cares. Like, if a woman has an affair on her husband and has sex with some hot guy on an island, everybody's like: "You go, girl."

    4. MM

      [chuckles] Yeah, she's Stella Got Her Groove Back.

    5. JR

      Yeah, Stella Got Her Groove Back. [laughing]

    6. MM

      How would you, how would you... Yeah, how would... If I wanted... Okay, let's, let's, let's-

    7. JR

      [chuckles]

    8. MM

      ... walk through this. If there's a CIA lady, and I wanna flip her-

    9. JR

      Right

    10. MM

      ... how do I f-

    11. JR

      You've gotta get her to fall in love with you.

    12. MM

      No, or you gotta g- get her husband to cheat.

    13. JR

      Mm.

    14. MM

      Or go threaten her kids. You gotta threaten her kids.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. MM

      Threaten the kids.

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. MM

      But that's a hard one.

    19. JR

      But that's a different thing than-

    20. MM

      How do you blackmail-

    21. JR

      ... getting her to do something-

    22. MM

      How do you blackmail her?

    23. JR

      ... that she shouldn't have done be- out of lust?

    24. MM

      How do you black... Yeah, how do you blackmail a woman?

    25. JR

      Yeah, you don't, don't have a... That's probably why a lot of women aren't in trouble.

    26. MM

      What, why they are in trouble?

    27. JR

      Aren't.

    28. MM

      Yeah, they aren't. Yeah.

  6. 11:5521:11

    Kyrsten Sinema ‘alienation of affection’ lawsuit and the politics of salaciousness

    1. JR

      Right, because, like, I would imagine you would want them, too. There's plenty of women politicians you'd wanna compromise. I mean, they did get Stacey Plaskett. She was cooperating with Epstein, going back and forth during Trump's administration.

    2. MM

      Did you see also Kyrsten Sinema, that lawsuit?

    3. JR

      Oh, no, no, no. I didn't see it.

    4. MM

      So she was the senator from Arizona. She was a centrist, and-

    5. JR

      Right

    6. MM

      ... of course, they ran her out of town. And she-... uh, broke up a marriage, basically. And in North or South Carolina, where she's being sued, you can be liable for damages if you're, like, the side piece.

    7. JR

      Oh, I've seen that.

    8. MM

      And in the lawsuit, it-

    9. JR

      That's a crazy law.

    10. MM

      [laughing] I know!

    11. JR

      That's a bitch-ass law.

    12. MM

      [laughing] I know.

    13. JR

      [laughing]

    14. MM

      And you're suing a senator, and the thing- And I believe the, the filing completely, 'cause the filing said sh- he had PTSD, so she was offering to give him psychedelics to, to help him heal, which I'm sure she did.

    15. JR

      Mm.

    16. MM

      Uh, and basically, they just started a relationship. He left the wife, and it's like, this is unfortunate, but it happens, but she's facing damages now.

    17. JR

      That's so wild that that's a law!

    18. MM

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      Like, what, what if the person was on the way out anyway?

    20. MM

      Well, that's his argument, I'm sure.

    21. JR

      Yeah, I'm sure.

    22. MM

      No, but the case, "Oh, no, we were a loving couple. We never had any problems-

    23. JR

      Ah!

    24. MM

      ... and Sinema shows up, and now look at me. Problems-"

    25. JR

      How is that not the man's fault?

    26. MM

      I don't, I don't... I think it's probably both. Well, I know... He's- No, she's, she's suing Sinema. She's not suing the guy, I don't think.

    27. JR

      That's so crazy.

    28. MM

      Yeah. So-

    29. JR

      What a stupid fucking law.

    30. MM

      Well, I don't know, North or South Carolina.

  7. 21:1124:44

    Performative politics and Lindsey Graham’s phone-number fiasco

    1. MM

      ... that Lindsey Graham is not a pussy hound? Is that [chuckles]

    2. JR

      It is my position that Lindsey Graham is a- allergic to pussy.

    3. MM

      [chuckles] Yeah. Wait, are they, are they-

    4. JR

      Remember when they asked him if, you know, he was gonna run for president, you know-

    5. MM

      He ran

    6. JR

      ... if he was single. Yeah, but he's single.

    7. MM

      Yeah.

    8. JR

      And, uh, you know, "What about a first lady?" He's like, "Maybe I'll have a bunch of first ladies."

    9. MM

      Oh, my- did he say that?

    10. JR

      Yeah, it was something along those lines. [chuckles]

    11. MM

      I remember-

    12. JR

      Which is never something a man would say who's into women.

    13. MM

      Barbara Mikulski, uh, who was the senator from Maryland for many years, who was like 4'11" hobbit creature, clearly gay, more- no disrespect to her. She was asked about it, and she turns to the guy next to her and is like, "Hey, good-looking." It was something like that. It was so cringe and awkward. [clapping] Yeah, so...

    14. JR

      What did Lindsey Graham say about, uh, having many first ladies?

    15. MM

      Oh, my God.

    16. SP

      He said it have a s- he mentioned his sister as someone who could fill in for the role, it says.

    17. MM

      Oh, okay.

    18. SP

      That he would have a ro- quote, unquote, "rotating first lady."

    19. MM

      'Cause, like, what, Dolly Madison did that. Like, there was... one of the first ear- early Founding Fathers was a widower-

    20. JR

      Rotating-

    21. MM

      ... so the daughter

    22. JR

      ... his sister first, and then rotating first lady. What year was this, when he was running? 2015.

    23. SP

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      Hey.

    25. MM

      Do you remember, the thing I remember about his campaign is Trump had a rally, and he gave out Lindsey Graham's phone number, right?

    26. JR

      He did? [chuckles]

    27. MM

      Oh, you don't remember this?

    28. JR

      [chuckles]

    29. MM

      So Tr- this is the best part. No, no, this-

    30. JR

      [chuckles]

  8. 24:4430:44

    Social media agitation after COVID and Elsagate’s algorithmic horror show

    1. MM

      Do you know what I th- here, I wanna hear your thoughts on this. So during COVID, there was a huge, uh, amount of time that everyone was spending online.

    2. JR

      Yeah.

    3. MM

      Everyone's stuck in their COVID, we're all... Everyone's constantly agitated.

    4. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    5. MM

      And my concern is that these social me- Mark, Mark Zuckerberg's job is to keep you on Facebook as much as possible, right?

    6. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    7. MM

      All that data that they had during COVID is still there.

    8. JR

      Right.

    9. MM

      And I think all these social media companies are still keeping us in a constant state of agitation, so that you're stuck watching these screens, and it's really doing harm, and it's not getting better.

    10. JR

      That's a fact.

    11. MM

      Okay.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. MM

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      Yeah, that's a fact.

    15. MM

      But I don't think-

    16. JR

      Well, isn't he testifying? They're, they're testifying soon, uh, about whether or not they set up their algorithms to harm children.

    17. MM

      It's-

    18. JR

      They set up their alg- algorithms to addict children to, uh, their social media platform.

    19. MM

      Well, you remember Elsagate?

    20. JR

      Elsagate, yeah.

    21. MM

      Yeah, that was the whole thing.

    22. JR

      Yeah. Explain that to people.

    23. MM

      Elsagate was this... I, I still don't think we have an answer. People made these, uh, they don't even know where it came from-

    24. JR

      Right

    25. MM

      ... other than overseas. There are these bizarre YouTube videos with millions of views, where it'd be, like, the Hulk, but he's, like, sniffing kids' feet, and Elsa's just doing, like, putting in a cage. Like, bizarre things that is kind of sexual, but not really, and you don't know what the purpose is. But because they were, like, gaming the algorithm, you know, YouTube... This, Trump got in trouble with this. When Trump was sharing that video, the very end of it went to a Lion King video making fun of the Democrats.

    26. JR

      Yes.

    27. MM

      There was that one second of the Obamas as apes from the beginning.

    28. JR

      Right.

    29. MM

      They cut there, and it looked like he was sharing that. It was just the next video that was queued up, and it looks like Trump shared a video of, of the Obamas as apes on purpose.

    30. JR

      Well, they were all in it, in the same video.

  9. 30:4435:45

    Democratic strategy pivots, Newsom, and assisted-suicide ‘MAID’ slippery slope

    1. MM

      Uh, I don't know if you saw... Did you see Nancy Pelosi's retirement video? [chuckles]

    2. JR

      No.

    3. MM

      Well, you laugh, but you sh- Nancy Pelosi's probably the smartest politician in Washington in terms of being crafty. Like, she knows how to fucking get a bill passed. She knows how to make people walk the plank. So she's retiring from Congress this year. She had this 10-minute-long video about, you know, saying goodbye to San Francisco. Ten minutes. She, she talks about AIDS at length, right? Uh, 'cause obviously it affected San Francisco. Doesn't mention the word gay once, even in the context of AIDS. Doesn't mention LGBT, doesn't mention Black people, people of color. She mentions how much she loves going to church, St. Thomas of Assisi, and Veterans Day. So I'm like, "She knows what you're saying-

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. MM

      "You've got to pivot and start talking to people about pocketbook stuff." But then Gavin Newsom recently d- undid his... You know, he backtracked with Charlie Kirk, when he's just like, "Yeah, I know about, about, uh, men and women's sports," and now he's doubling down on trans kids, which is-

    6. JR

      Is he really?

    7. MM

      Oh, yeah, he just started doubling down.

    8. JR

      God, how does he think that that's gonna work now? Like-

    9. MM

      I think he thinks he's got to get through that primary.

    10. JR

      Right, but do you... D- does he not know that people are done?

    11. MM

      No, 'cause I'm sure he has better polling than you or I.

    12. JR

      [exhales]

    13. MM

      And I'm sure-

    14. JR

      Maybe I'm just naive about California.

    15. MM

      Well, it's not California, it's this, the Democratic base is gonna vote for him.

    16. JR

      [exhales]

    17. MM

      You know, he's also killed his mom.

    18. JR

      What?

    19. MM

      Yeah, he, he did assisted suicide on his mom. He bragged about it to the Washington Post. You didn't know this?

    20. JR

      No. What was wrong with his mom, though?

    21. MM

      I, I'm sure it was something awful, but when I, I... When I hear a politician talking about something that personal, that publicly-

    22. JR

      Oh

    23. MM

      ... I am not gonna look at it through a positive vein.

    24. JR

      Oh.

    25. MM

      And this MAID stuff is in 14 states now. Did you know this?

    26. JR

      Yeah. Well, in Canada, it's off the hook.

    27. MM

      You know, Kelsey Sharon, I've been talking to her about this.

    28. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    29. MM

      She completely blew my mind. So first it used to be... 'Cause it's always a, um... Oh, yeah, 55.

    30. JR

      "Long battle with breast cancer. Deeply personal event he has described as a complex experience involving assisted suicide. The Washington Report, a Washington Post report and his memoir expressed deep grief and remorse regarding her death."

  10. 35:4558:46

    New York City’s budget shock, migrants spending, and ‘decarceration’ concerns

    1. MM

      Um, I, I just... I go back, you know, once a month to do Gutfeld, and I can't believe I'm saying this as a former New Yorker, but I like LA better now than New York.

    2. JR

      Whoa!

    3. MM

      It, it hurts me physically to say this.

    4. JR

      What's wrong with New York now?

    5. MM

      ... there's no-

    6. JR

      Here it is. [clears throat]

    7. MM

      One hundred and twenty-

    8. JR

      Eye-popping amount, insider called insanity, is up around 11 billion from the current year.

    9. MM

      So that's like 9% up.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. SP

      That's nine and a half percent.

    12. JR

      A record $127 billion budget proposal on Tuesday. The socialist leader- city leader's plan includes a whopping 9.5% proposed property tax hike.

    13. MM

      Holy crap!

    14. JR

      9.5 hike on New Yorkers-

    15. MM

      Holy crap

    16. JR

      ... which he claims would be a last resort, while allocating another $1.2 billion for migrants. Migrants. [clears throat]

    17. MM

      What's the Florida budget, Jamie?

    18. SP

      Uh, scroll-

    19. JR

      Scroll down a little? Oh, okay. Uh, wow!

    20. SP

      But that's what-

    21. MM

      Oh, my God, it's the same. It's about the same.

    22. SP

      Yeah, the New York one would've been not this year, I think.

    23. MM

      Yeah, but it's comparable. Holy sh- crap!

    24. JR

      So it's not three times more or whatever the fuck it is more? [clears throat]

    25. MM

      Like-

    26. JR

      No, three times more people, right?

    27. MM

      Right.

    28. JR

      Um-

    29. MM

      So that is triple per capita.

    30. JR

      Yeah, triple per capita.

  11. 58:461:01:57

    Epstein files again: missing records, video ‘rendering’ loopholes, and mass-arrest fantasies

    1. MM

      I don't think we're ever... Here, I, I- the other thing that I'm kind of stunned at is there's this belief online that if there's enough agitation, like QAnon, we're all gonna have these mass arrests, and I don't see that happening, and I don't think you can do anything to force them to release the really bad stuff if they haven't.

    2. JR

      [tsks] So what else is left? There's 3,000- 3 million other files-

    3. MM

      Right

    4. JR

      ... that they have from-

    5. MM

      They said they've released everything.

    6. JR

      Well, they also said there wasn't anything.

    7. MM

      Right. [laughing]

    8. JR

      You know, when Kash Patel was on here, he's like, "There's no videos, there's no evidence, there's no nothing."

    9. MM

      The craziest for me was when Pam Bondi said, "I've got the list," and I said to myself, and I, I talked to my friends, and they all agreed with me. I'm like, "I really don't think he had, like, clientslist.doc on his desktop."

    10. JR

      Right.

    11. MM

      That's not a thing, right?

    12. JR

      Right.

    13. MM

      So I would... I, I believe he doesn't, like, have a literal list, and then later she goes, "When I said list, I meant blah, blah, blah." And I'm like: But you said list.

    14. JR

      Right. Well, they had those binders.

    15. MM

      Right.

    16. JR

      They were all s- performatively holding those binders.

    17. MM

      Right.

    18. JR

      "We have the files. We're gonna go through them. Heads are gonna roll." Nothing happened.

    19. MM

      Right.

    20. JR

      And then Les Wexner, what did he say today? Jamie, you were saying that he said he got-

    21. SP

      A con man, he was conned or something by a con man.

    22. MM

      He was conned for so many years. [laughs]

    23. SP

      ... I've been seeing online, I don't know the accuracy, that there's-

    24. JR

      Uh

    25. SP

      ... a bunch of missing files from specifically 1999 through 2001.

    26. JR

      Right, and that people are connecting that to 9/11.

    27. SP

      Yeah.

    28. MM

      Oh, wait!

    29. JR

      Yeah.

    30. MM

      I ha- wait, 1990? Okay.

  12. 1:01:571:07:14

    Scott Adams memorial, ‘turbo cancer,’ and the rising-young-cancer question

    1. MM

      Do you wanna talk about... I wanna talk about Scott Adams.

    2. JR

      Sure.

    3. MM

      I was just at his memorial. So are you- w- was he ever on your show?

    4. JR

      Yes.

    5. MM

      Um, I got invited to speak, and it was really a great, um, uh, experience. I got a- 'cause I'm a mental patient, I got a Dilbert mask.

    6. JR

      Mm.

    7. MM

      And the thing with the Dilbert mask is there's no mouth, right? So Dr. Drew was supposed to speak, and I was gonna go there and do my little terrorism, where I was gonna have my little phone and say: "Nice to meet you, I'm Dilbert," and wave, and then swipe and be like, you know, "Can you take off your glasses, please?" And he takes off the glasses, and be like, "Uh, nice eyes. May I- I'm going to take them," and just fuck with people at the funeral, uh, like Scott would've wanted. Um, it was really, uh, great, 'cause it was very upbeat. And I was kinda honored. Gutfeld asked me to- Gu- Gutfeld texts me, he goes: "Hey, do you wanna speak?" And I go: "It'd be a huge honor." And he just goes: "Great." And I'm like: "Am I actually speaking, [chuckles] or you're just, you know, quizzing me?" Um, I got to see... Cernovich was there, Posobiec, a few other people, and then afterwards went to his house. And there's something really kind of, um, eerie about walking into the house of someone who had just, uh, passed. His ex-wife, Sherry, let me take two of his markers, which I will, you know, always treasure and, and kind of sh- uh, hang in my house. There were two lines I couldn't say at the memorial, 'cause I knew the fans would get salty, which is: Uh, Scott is in heaven right now, doing what he loved most, avoiding Black people. And the reason Dilbert was a black and white comic strip is 'cause Scott didn't really like the coloreds.

    8. JR

      [laughing]

    9. MM

      Right. 'Cause Scott was a humorist, just go for the joke.

    10. JR

      Right.

    11. MM

      Um, but it w- uh, I mean, it, it's, it's, it's, it's just, it's, it, it's weird, uh, how much he still resonates, I think, with, with people. Um, and I, I don't really have anything else particularly to say, but I just felt it was important to kinda, you know, commemorate his passing, 'cause he's really helped me out a lot in my thinking.

    12. JR

      Yeah, it's a real bummer, man, because it happened so quickly. His cancer, he got turbo cancer.

    13. MM

      Well, he had it in January 2025.

    14. JR

      Uh-huh.

    15. MM

      And he said: "I'm gonna wait for my stepdaughter to get married," and she was there, and I got to meet her. She's a lovely kid. "Uh, to get married, and then I'm gonna do it." And then tr- uh, he tweeted something out, RFK jumped in, Trump jumped in. They got him this medicine, and that got him a few more months, and, you know, so he got six more months. Point being, with the MAID stuff, just 'cause someone's terminal doesn't mean they don't have months left.

    16. JR

      Yeah.

    17. MM

      And you can do a lot in those months. It was funny, there's a, another cartoonist, I apologize, I'm blanking on his name, and, uh, he was friends with Scott for a long time. Scott had promoted his work once, and he went from, like, obscurity to, like, a big name. And Scott asked him: "Hey, can you write the foreword to my forthcoming biography?" And the guy's like: [inhales] "I'm not really gonna have time." So it w- like, Scott was [chuckles] that kind of person, where he's just like: "Just because, you know, I'm about to meet my Maker, I don't want you to be morose." I, I, he- his book, Reframe Your Brain, is a complete masterpiece.

    18. JR

      Yeah?

    19. MM

      'Cause what he does is, he goes through, uh, fra- mindsets, and instantly recalibrates them. One of them is, f- the regular framework is, "I should do great at my job." And his reframe is, "My job is to prepare for a better job." And when you think about it that way, having that shitty job is not rough, 'cause you're just laying the groundwork for something better. So when I spoke, I said: The framework is, we're having a memorial for Scott, but the reframe is, we're having a party, and Scott's really late. Right? So if you think about it in that terms, "Hey, we're having fun. Where's this asshole?" Because he didn't want us to be there, like, moping.

    20. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    21. MM

      He wanted- he always was positive, always was fun, even [chuckles] during that day. So I, I thought... I, I just owe him a lot. And-

    22. JR

      Did he blame his death on the COVID shots?

    23. MM

      So he got a lot... Uh, uh, this really bothered me, because he'd be tweeting about stuff, people like, "Should've got the shot!"

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. MM

      It's like, this guy's about to die. Like, this is your gotcha moment? This is your, "like I told you so" moment?

    26. JR

      Yeah.

    27. MM

      It's just... So he-

    28. JR

      So gross

    29. MM

      ... he did not blame it. Uh, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the... You saw what just happened. I met James Van Der Beek through you.

    30. JR

      Mm.

  13. 1:07:141:18:33

    Aspartame brain fog, processed-food weirdness, and protein-bar GI disasters

    1. MM

      Couldn't possibly be. Do you know what really fucked me up recently? And you're gonna laugh in my face, and every Maha person listening to this is gonna laugh in my face.

    2. JR

      What?

    3. MM

      And you can feel free to laugh in my face, 'cause it's covered in polka dots.

    4. JR

      [chuckles]

    5. MM

      Aspartame. I would drink... My main method of hydration was Dr. Pepper Zero. [laughing] It's warranted, I know. This is why I have the polka dots.

    6. JR

      [laughs]

    7. MM

      And I go to New York, and I'm low on calories for my macros, and I switch to full sugar Dr. Pepper, so it wasn't the caffeine, and my thinking changed. And I'm like, "This is..." And I go online. This has been known for, since the-

    8. JR

      Think it changed how so?

    9. MM

      I was quicker on my feet. I was having trouble remembering words, remembering names, remembering... Just being- th- my s- verbal cogni- uh, speed of how I speak is something that is part of my job, and I was having issues with that. I'd have to have workarounds when I couldn't think of someone's name or someone's word. And where I was having this false- there you go.

    10. JR

      Research has linked high consumption of aspartame to impaired memory, spatial learning deficits, and faster cognitive decline in adults under 60.

    11. MM

      Yep.

    12. JR

      Neuroinflammation, oxidative stress, aspartame metabolize, metabolites could trigger chronic microglial activation and increased oxidative stress in the brain, leading to neuronal damage and potential neurodegeneration. Um, you know who pushed that through, right?

    13. MM

      Who?

    14. JR

      Aspartame. Rumsfeld.

    15. MM

      No.

    16. JR

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sh- uh, search that.

    17. MM

      So here's the thing-

    18. JR

      Throw that into Perplexity.

    19. MM

      If you're, if you're listening to this, and you're someone like me, who was living on it-

    20. JR

      Uh-huh

    21. MM

      ... just try for two days, right?

    22. JR

      Really?

    23. MM

      And you'll know right away if, if... 'Cause I, I also had this low-key anxiety all the time. Like, it was like a one out of 10, but it was there. I thought, "Okay, it's just whatever."

    24. JR

      Life.

    25. MM

      It, I thought it was just life. Nope, it's gone.

    26. JR

      Donald Rumsfeld-

    27. MM

      No!

    28. JR

      ... CEO of GD Searle in the late 1970s, early '80s, played a pivotal role in the FDA approval of aspartame, the artificial sweetener in products like NutraSweet.

    29. MM

      Holy crap.

    30. JR

      Yeah, um, so they, there was studies back then, um, showing approval due to potential carcinogenic, car- carcinogenicity risks. Uh, Hayes approved aspartame for dry foods shortly after, expanding it to beverages by 1983. What would- there was studies on, I think there was rat studies or something.

  14. 1:18:331:40:40

    Training, peptides/TRT, and the ‘don’t skip legs’ debate

    1. MM

      It's just hard for me to get enough calories in a day for what I need.

    2. JR

      ... What are you trying to do?

    3. MM

      I'm doing lean gains.

    4. JR

      Lean gains?

    5. MM

      Yeah.

    6. JR

      What does that mean?

    7. MM

      So you're keeping the same body fat, but you're slowly putting on weight.

    8. JR

      Oh.

    9. MM

      So it's really a tightrope.

    10. JR

      Okay, so you're in- you're involved in that again. I know you bailed on bodybuilding-type activities-

    11. MM

      Well, no, I still go to the gym.

    12. JR

      But are you trying to get jacked?

    13. MM

      I think I'm in good shape. I've been-

    14. JR

      But are you trying to get jacked?

    15. MM

      I don't know what... Okay. Yeah, [chuckles] take the W.

    16. JR

      I don't know why you're doing that. I didn't do that.

    17. MM

      What do you mean?

    18. JR

      I'm just asking, are you trying to get jacked?

    19. MM

      I, I... Okay, that seems like the kind of question that you cornering me in the gym-

    20. JR

      No!

    21. MM

      -would be saying.

    22. JR

      No.

    23. MM

      What do you mean by trying to get jacked?

    24. JR

      No, no, no, no. It's a normal thing for people that are trying to get s- swole, you're trying to get, like, big muscles.

    25. MM

      I am trying to put on as much mass as I can while maintaining a somewhat lean build.

    26. JR

      What are you doing, like, as far as your workouts?

    27. MM

      I go to gym four days a week. I-

    28. JR

      What, what are you doing with your workout? What kind of workouts?

    29. MM

      I do a bro split. Don't make fun of me.

    30. JR

      No, there's nothing wrong with a bro split.

  15. 1:40:401:45:07

    Stand-up comedy: bombing, repetition, Austin’s scene, and the 10-year grind

    1. MM

      Oh, I got a bone to pick with you.

    2. JR

      Ooh, I'm excited.

    3. MM

      Oh, you per- you set me up perfectly.

    4. JR

      Okay.

    5. MM

      You set me up perfectly. I was... I, uh, thank you, Joe Rogan. Bridget Phetasy sat in this very chair-

    6. JR

      Right

    7. MM

      ... the chair I'm farting in right now. [laughing]

    8. JR

      [laughing]

    9. MM

      Because, um, I, my, I had some vintage Olean chips from eBay.

    10. JR

      [laughing]

    11. MM

      And it's, this chair's gonna be a disaster zone.

    12. JR

      That's the Trump chair.

    13. MM

      I know. Um, and she told you that I'm starting to do stand-up, and you said, "That's great. He's so funny."

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. MM

      "He could open for me." And then I was all excited about this opportunity, and I te- and I wait a few weeks 'cause I was scared to, like, whatever, and you text me about some meme, and I go-

    16. JR

      First of all, I don't think I said you could open for me.

    17. MM

      You did.

    18. JR

      I highly doubt I said that.

    19. MM

      You did, you did, but that's fine. I'm not holding you to it. I'm just saying you said that. That's fine. Um-

    20. JR

      Maybe I was joking.

    21. MM

      I'm not holding you to it.

    22. JR

      Okay.

    23. MM

      You were just encouraging, okay?

    24. JR

      I'm-

    25. MM

      Let's just leave it at that.

    26. JR

      I think you're very funny.

    27. MM

      Okay. You text me about some meme. I go, "Hey, I'm getting ready to do stand-up." You go, "You absolutely should. You're very funny." I go, "I have my set. What should I do next?" Do you know what you said?

    28. JR

      What?

    29. MM

      Nothing.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  16. 1:45:072:05:19

    AI escalation: autonomous weapons, deepfake cinema, and psychological fallout

    1. JR

      You see those robots in China that are doing fucking kung fu?

    2. MM

      Are they ready?

    3. JR

      Oh, my God, they just did this demonstration, this martial arts demonstration with these robots on a stage.

    4. MM

      But I, I, I'm more-

    5. JR

      It's crazy how fucking... how they move.

    6. MM

      I'm more worried about if anyone can use AI to engineer a bioweapon.

    7. JR

      Oh, that. Yeah, that's real.

    8. MM

      Because-

    9. JR

      Yeah

    10. MM

      ... there's a g- I, there was a piece, like, a, a guy, I forget his name, I apologize, where he was... He's one of these big AI people, and he goes, "If you use the paid-for AI," he goes, "I can tell it to write me code, and it also knows, like, idiosyncratic preferences," so it's better than hiring a person, and that's today.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. MM

      So what's gonna happen in two years, three years? Like, w- how do you put guardrails on that? I don't think you can.

    13. JR

      I don't think you can, and there's a lot of people that are resigning from a lot of these companies that are saying, "We're doomed."

    14. MM

      Yeah.

    15. JR

      Yeah.

    16. MM

      I'm not a doom and gloom kind of guy, but that, I think, is a much faster path toward something happening than, you know, robots, kung fu robots in China.

    17. JR

      Well, there's also automated rep- weapons, weapon systems that are totally autonomous. That scares us-

    18. MM

      Is that right?

    19. JR

      Yes. The government's working on that, and I believe there was an issue, see if you can find this, with one of the AI companies not willing to partner with the U- or not willing to do something with autonomous weapons programs. I think it's Anthropic.

    20. SP

      Yeah, the Pentagon was having issue with that.

    21. MM

      Oh, wow!

    22. JR

      Yeah, I think Anthropic was like, "Uh, we don't think that's good," and ev- all the other ones were like, "Let's go."

    23. MM

      Holy shit, yeah.

    24. JR

      Yeah, well, the thing is, is China doing that? They probably are. "Anthropic is clashing with the Pentagon over AI use. Here's what each side wants. Anthropic's relationship with the Department of Defense is-

    25. MM

      Wow!

    26. JR

      ... uh, is under review as the two sides negotiate over how the company's AI models can be used. Startup wants assurance that its models will not be used for autonomous weapons or mass surveillance." [laughs] Oh, my God, these pop-ups are brutal. Um, fuck you, CNBC. [laughs]

    27. MM

      [laughs]

    28. JR

      "The DOD wants to use Anthropic models for all lawful use cases without limitation-

    29. MM

      Oh, my God

    30. JR

      ... according to, uh, Emil Michael, the Under Secretary of War for Research and Engineering."

  17. 2:05:192:23:37

    Search-engine manipulation, election nudges, ICE narratives, and immigration’s no-win politics

    1. JR

      Creepy Line?

    2. MM

      There was that-

    3. JR

      What?

    4. MM

      ... documentary, The Creepy Line. Uh, Robert something Malone, I think his name was. He's a, he's an academic. His point-- he went through Google, and he goes: "Look, if I'm Google, right, and I r- and I, I... Or I'm Facebook, and I have people who are like Trump and people who are like Hillary. So if I just put out, 'Hey, you should vote,' and send it just to the Hillary people, I'm not on paper endorsing Hillary."

    5. JR

      Dr. Robert Epstein.

    6. MM

      Robert Epstein, thank you.

    7. JR

      Oh, that guy.

    8. MM

      Yeah, but-

    9. JR

      Yeah, we've had that guy on multiple times.

    10. MM

      Right, but then you're going to be getting out that vote in the direction you want.

    11. JR

      Well, his concern is Google searches.

    12. MM

      Sure.

    13. JR

      So, like, if you search Trump, it's all negative stories. If you search Hillary-

    14. MM

      And you search Hillary, it's all positive

    15. JR

      ... it's all positive stories.

    16. MM

      It was also-

    17. JR

      Yeah.

    18. MM

      I've talked to him also about the, the Facebook stuff. If you're promoting-

    19. JR

      Yeah

    20. MM

      ... go out and vote, and you have this group versus that group, it could nudge it very easily.

    21. JR

      Right.

    22. MM

      So it's... That technology is already here and been used.

    23. JR

      And been used, yeah.

    24. MM

      Right, so that's 10 years ago.

    25. JR

      That's real election manipulation-

    26. MM

      Right

    27. JR

      ... that's already legal and being used-

    28. MM

      Right

    29. JR

      ... for whatever reasons.

    30. MM

      So, well, you know what reason, but, but like-

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