Joe Rogan Experience #2471 - Mark Normand

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Mark Normand 0:13 Yep.

Joe Rogan 0:15 Hey.

Mark Normand 0:15 Hey, Charlie Kirk.

Joe Rogan 0:16 Say hi to the little... No.

Mark Normand 0:18 [laughs] Don't shoot him.

Joe Rogan 0:20 No. No, don't say that. No, don't say that.

Mark Normand 0:22 The dog's a Nazi. All right.

Joe Rogan 0:24 He's gonna sit right here and chill out. What up, dog? New Netflix special, out now.

Mark Normand 0:30 You got that right, fatty.

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Mark Normand 0:33 We, we just hit number five-

Joe Rogan 0:35 Woo

Mark Normand 0:35 ... so I'm trying to get to, to Uno.

Joe Rogan 0:37 Well, maybe this will do it.

Mark Normand 0:38 Hopefully.

Joe Rogan 0:39 Hopefully. I'll put it up on my Instagram when the show runs, too.

Mark Normand 0:42 All right. Thank you, thank you. Everything helps.

Joe Rogan 0:45 It's a, a saturated market.

Mark Normand 0:47 I know. There's 19 comedy specials a day now, YouTube and Hulu and the other thing-

Joe Rogan 0:52 It's not-

Mark Normand 0:52 ... 4chan.

Joe Rogan 0:53 It's not just that. There's like... It, it just, you're competing with content. Like, you think about how many fucking shows there are now. It's kind of nuts.

Mark Normand 1:01 I mean, forget shows. There's shows, there's TikToks, there's Reels, there's Shorts.

Joe Rogan 1:06 It-

Mark Normand 1:06 It never ends

Joe Rogan 1:06 ... never been a time where there's more things to watch and divide your attention.

Mark Normand 1:11 [laughs] I know.

Joe Rogan 1:12 And then, and then there's the war. Yay.

Mark Normand 1:13 [laughs] There's the war, there's-

Joe Rogan 1:15 So much to pay attention to, right, Charlie?

Mark Normand 1:16 ... there's politics, there's OnlyFans.

Joe Rogan 1:18 Damn. So much to pay attention to, buddy.

Mark Normand 1:22 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:23 So much, Charlie.

Mark Normand 1:25 We'll just pretend that's Ari.

Joe Rogan 1:27 Uh, he's back.

Mark Normand 1:28 [laughs] Well, you know Ari always gets too high, and an hour in he just shuts up.

Joe Rogan 1:32 [laughs] Don't fall off the table. Hey.

Mark Normand 1:36 He looks like the Ayatollah now. Have you seen him? He's got the beard.

Joe Rogan 1:38 I know. Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:39 Crazy. And he's gay.

Joe Rogan 1:40 He came to the club the other day. He's gay now, too?

Mark Normand 1:42 [laughs] Yeah, the Ayatollah.

Joe Rogan 1:43 Oh, the new Ayatollah is gay.

Mark Normand 1:44 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:45 Is that real?

Mark Normand 1:46 Eh, that's what Trump said.

Joe Rogan 1:47 I think that's Israel.

Mark Normand 1:48 He's never lied. Oh, okay.

Joe Rogan 1:51 [laughs] I think they're just trying to fuck with the guy.

Mark Normand 1:52 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:53 'Cause if you get... If you're gay in Iran, they just throw you off a building, right?

Mark Normand 1:56 [laughs] He's gonna have to throw himself off.

Joe Rogan 1:57 You know that was, like, one of the first places or the number one place in the world for transgender surgeries?

Mark Normand 2:03 I heard that.

Joe Rogan 2:03 Because you couldn't be gay.

Mark Normand 2:05 So you'd rather be a woman?

Joe Rogan 2:06 You'd say you have to be a woman.

Mark Normand 2:07 Wow.

Joe Rogan 2:07 You, you gotta get fucked in the ass.

Mark Normand 2:09 That's kind of progressive.

Joe Rogan 2:10 I can't get fucked in the... Well, you can, I guess. They don't check.

Mark Normand 2:12 Right.

Joe Rogan 2:13 But you get fucked in your fake cooter.

Mark Normand 2:14 [laughs] Fake cooter. That's only an Austin bar.

Joe Rogan 2:19 Woo. [laughs]

Mark Normand 2:19 Fake cooter.

Joe Rogan 2:20 It probably will be-

Mark Normand 2:21 Yeah

Joe Rogan 2:21 ... after this.

Mark Normand 2:22 Ah, Iran. I, I mean, they've gotta be terrified. I don't know much about anything, but, uh, I would be scared to fight a country that is having a f- a fist fight on the White House lawn.

Joe Rogan 2:33 Uh-

Mark Normand 2:33 That's how badass and crazy we are. They're like, "We're fighting at the president's house, each other."

Joe Rogan 2:38 Yeah.

Mark Normand 2:39 "We're gonna fuck you up."

Joe Rogan 2:40 I'm not thrilled about that.

Mark Normand 2:42 You're gonna be there?

Joe Rogan 2:43 Yeah, I'll be there, but I'm not thrilled about it.

Mark Normand 2:45 Did you see this today?

Joe Rogan 2:45 Doesn't seem like a wise idea. Yeah.

Mark Normand 2:47 Oh.

Joe Rogan 2:48 It looks like they're targeting the fucking reporter.

Mark Normand 2:50 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 2:51 Hey, Charlie. Come here, buddy.

Mark Normand 2:53 Oh, this dog's gonna be a, uh, it's gonna be a whole different show here.

Joe Rogan 2:56 Nah, he'll calm down. He just has to relax. He's never, uh, been with me alone before.

Mark Normand 3:03 Oh.

Joe Rogan 3:03 He's only been with my wife alone, but he loves me. He slept with me last... He sleeps in the bed-

Mark Normand 3:08 Ah, jeez

Joe Rogan 3:08 ... with my daughter, so he slept with me last night.

Mark Normand 3:11 Oh, boy.

Joe Rogan 3:12 You're a little buddy.

Mark Normand 3:14 You, you bitch. That's good.

Joe Rogan 3:15 You're a buddy.

Mark Normand 3:15 We got, we got diversity here. It's a brown dog.

Joe Rogan 3:17 [laughs] Yeah, they, they attacked that reporter, man.

Mark Normand 3:21 Crazy.

Joe Rogan 3:21 It looked... I mean, unless it was a wayward missile-

Mark Normand 3:24 Mm

Joe Rogan 3:24 ... which is like, what happened to precision strikes?

Mark Normand 3:27 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 3:27 I thought they were surgical.

Mark Normand 3:28 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 3:29 Remember they would call them surgical?

Mark Normand 3:30 That's right.

Joe Rogan 3:31 Imagine calling a bomb that's going, like, 5,000 miles an hour surgical.

Mark Normand 3:35 I think they got old equipment over there. They got Atari and shit.

Joe Rogan 3:38 [laughs]

Mark Normand 3:38 They're way behind. But we hit a school. That was on us, I think.

Joe Rogan 3:43 Yeah.

Mark Normand 3:44 Yeah. But anyway-

Joe Rogan 3:44 100%

Mark Normand 3:45 ... even in our other countries we're shooting schools.

Joe Rogan 3:47 Well, the school was, uh, unfortunately al... What is it, Jamie? That's a missile right before it.

Mark Normand 3:51 Whoa. Is that the r-

Joe Rogan 3:52 Whoa

Mark Normand 3:52 ... damn, that's quite a hit.

Joe Rogan 3:55 Whoa, that's nuts.

Mark Normand 3:56 Jesus, God. It looks like LA.

Joe Rogan 3:58 What a... It's crazy that you can capture it. Like, how good are these cameras? Meanwhile-

Mark Normand 4:03 Yeah

Joe Rogan 4:03 ... they couldn't catch that plane flying into the Pentagon.

Mark Normand 4:05 [laughs] That's true.

Joe Rogan 4:07 Right? When you see that thing, that, that thing looks just like a missile, too.

Mark Normand 4:10 Right.

Joe Rogan 4:11 What do you think that was, that plane that hit the Pentagon? It doesn't really look like a plane. Why would they be shooting a missile into a h- a place that's already been hit by missiles?

Mark Normand 4:18 And why is it in Russia?

Joe Rogan 4:20 Oh, that's just the, uh, reporter. Russia-

Mark Normand 4:22 Oh, the-

Joe Rogan 4:22 Russia Today reporter.

Mark Normand 4:24 Oh, got it, got it. Sorry.

Joe Rogan 4:25 Yeah, RT, you know that channel. Oh. I... In Lebanon. Oh, in Lebanon. I wonder if they're t- uh, going after press, 'cause they've gone after press before.

Mark Normand 4:36 Interesting.

Joe Rogan 4:37 Yeah. I mean, they've been accused of shooting press in Gaza.

Mark Normand 4:40 Right.

Joe Rogan 4:41 Yeah.

Mark Normand 4:42 Smart, 'cause they wanna tell their own story.

Joe Rogan 4:44 [laughs] Yeah.

Mark Normand 4:44 They don't want you in there with their, your cameras.

Joe Rogan 4:46 Yeah. What do you think about these Netanyahu AI videos?

Mark Normand 4:50 I haven't seen them.

Joe Rogan 4:51 You haven't seen them?

Mark Normand 4:52 No.

Joe Rogan 4:52 Oh, they think he might be dead.

Mark Normand 4:54 What?

Joe Rogan 4:55 Yeah. There's a bunch of AI videos that Israel has released that are, like, clearly AI.

Mark Normand 5:01 What?

Joe Rogan 5:02 Show, show him the one where there's, in the c- the cafe. This one's nuts. Like, this one I would assume that some kid made.

Mark Normand 5:11 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:11 He was fucking around on his computer.

Mark Normand 5:13 All right.

Joe Rogan 5:13 Like, I saw it, I was like, "There's no way they're really trying to pass this off as an actual video of Netanyahu at a cafe-

Mark Normand 5:20 Yeah

Joe Rogan 5:20 ... in the middle of the war, like everything is calm and peaceful." Uh, I couldn't tell. Was it that one? Yeah, this one. Well, that's one- Well, that's just a clip ... from a different video. Show the actual- Well, I can't, it said I didn't, um-

Mark Normand 5:30 BB

Joe Rogan 5:30 ... It's on the Israel website, uh, or the Israel Twitter page. Oh, really? Yeah. No, they released it. I didn't know that.

Mark Normand 5:37 Holy moly.

Joe Rogan 5:38 Yeah, it's-

Mark Normand 5:38 He's dead. That's crazy.

Joe Rogan 5:39 Oh, s- well, his brother's dead. His brother got killed in a missile strike.

Mark Normand 5:43 Recently?

Joe Rogan 5:44 Yes.

Mark Normand 5:44 What?

Joe Rogan 5:45 Yes. They, they-

Mark Normand 5:46 What a battle to lose

Joe Rogan 5:46 ... struck his h- Are you just not online? What's going on?

Mark Normand 5:49 I just watch funny shit and goof around.

Joe Rogan 5:52 Pour some of that. Let's-

Mark Normand 5:53 I got you, baby

Joe Rogan 5:53 ... let's fucking go. Come on, give me some.

Mark Normand 5:55 Oh, hey, I thought you quit the sauce.

Joe Rogan 5:56 Oh, no, I got back on.

Mark Normand 5:57 Hey.

Joe Rogan 5:59 I'm back.

Mark Normand 5:59 I thought you got, you turned Muslim or something. I didn't know what happened.

Joe Rogan 6:02 Jihad. I'm back.

Mark Normand 6:02 Hell yeah.

Joe Rogan 6:03 Alhamdulillah. P- pour me one.

Mark Normand 6:05 Easy, Zoram.

Joe Rogan 6:07 [laughs]

Mark Normand 6:08 Bodega Cat

Joe Rogan 6:09 Cheers, sir.

Mark Normand 6:10 Cheers. Hey, good to be back

Joe Rogan 6:12 Yeah

Mark Normand 6:12 Without Ari's dead weight-

Joe Rogan 6:14 Mm

Mark Normand 6:14 ... holding us down.

Joe Rogan 6:16 I don't get drunk. Oof. I might piss off this stuff, though. But, uh, I have started drinking again. I took like eight months off. It was a good reset.

Mark Normand 6:23 I mean, I- you're so sure. I'll take a week off, and I'm like limitless.

Joe Rogan 6:27 Yeah. Well, I realized that, uh, because of the club, I was just drinking too much.

Mark Normand 6:31 Right

Joe Rogan 6:32 And I was just tired all the time. Like, and I'd go to work out the next day, I was like, "God, I feel like shit. Why am I doing this to myself?" And then I took eight months off, then I had a glass of wine with dinner. I was like, "Ooh, I like it."

Mark Normand 6:43 Right.

Joe Rogan 6:43 And then I had a margarita, and I was like, "Ooh, I'm back."

Mark Normand 6:45 It's a great time.

Joe Rogan 6:46 This one. So look at this.

Mark Normand 6:47 Oh.

Joe Rogan 6:47 This is AI.

Mark Normand 6:48 That's fake.

Joe Rogan 6:49 Well, people have zoomed in on the, the, um, signs and stuff, and it's not even real writing.

Mark Normand 6:55 Mm.

Joe Rogan 6:55 And he's saying, "Look, I have five fingers."

Mark Normand 6:58 Weird.

Joe Rogan 6:58 He's joking around. You know, because there was an AI video before that people were criticizing 'cause it looked like one of his fingers had grown an extra appendage.

Mark Normand 7:07 Right.

Joe Rogan 7:08 I think that just looked like the crease of his hand, honestly, to me.

Mark Normand 7:11 Yeah. And he, his-

Joe Rogan 7:13 But this looks fake as fuck. First of all, it's weird because he sips out of the cup-

Mark Normand 7:18 Mm-hmm

Joe Rogan 7:18 ... and yet the cup stays exactly the same level, and no matter where he moves the cup around, it doesn't spill.

Mark Normand 7:26 Right.

Joe Rogan 7:26 Like, there's, there's a moment where he turns the cup, like, almost sideways.

Mark Normand 7:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 7:32 Like, it moves way too much for it to not spill at all.

Mark Normand 7:35 And why would he just be doing... It looks like an ad for this coffee shop.

Joe Rogan 7:37 Yeah.

Mark Normand 7:37 He's just hanging out at a coffee shop-

Joe Rogan 7:39 Yeah

Mark Normand 7:39 ... during a war?

Joe Rogan 7:40 All, and al- and also, like, how's everybody so casual?

Mark Normand 7:43 Yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 7:44 And-

Mark Normand 7:44 He didn't tip though, so that's, that's, the Judaism is coming through

Joe Rogan 7:47 ... Eh.

Mark Normand 7:47 But yeah, no, this is crazy

Joe Rogan 7:48 It also looks like AI. Like, he looks like he's got a beauty filter on. That doesn't look like a human being.

Mark Normand 7:54 Totally. This is silly.

Joe Rogan 7:56 Let me hear what he's saying. What is he saying? Is it in Hebrew?

Guest 7:59 [laughs]

Mark Normand 8:01 Look, everybody's happy to see him.

Joe Rogan 8:18 Yeah. Can you imagine if you were in that coffee shop, and be like, "Please leave. Please leave before the bombs come."

Mark Normand 8:22 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 8:23 "Please leave before they target you."

Mark Normand 8:24 Right.

Joe Rogan 8:25 They're, they're trying to find that guy everywhere he fucking goes.

Mark Normand 8:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 8:27 But this-

Mark Normand 8:28 Oh, look at that. See, we got the Ayatollah in there too

Joe Rogan 8:30 [laughs] They, they faked that one. Look at that. They're, they're just showing you-

Mark Normand 8:33 Ah

Joe Rogan 8:33 ... how easy it is.

Mark Normand 8:34 [laughs]

Guest 8:35 Yeah, that's... There's some really good AI platforms now, and to know what they would have that they're not showing is... Who knows?

Mark Normand 8:41 This is silly.

Joe Rogan 8:41 Yeah.

Mark Normand 8:41 He's got... Come on. He can't be dead.

Joe Rogan 8:44 He might be dead. His brother's... See, that's like... Look at this.

Mark Normand 8:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 8:47 Like, the coffee, look how turned it is.

Mark Normand 8:50 Right.

Joe Rogan 8:50 But it doesn't spill at all.

Mark Normand 8:52 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 8:52 It just wiggles to the edge. And then they've also shown that, like, on the register, and in some of the signs, the, the writing's not real.

Mark Normand 8:59 Mm. Damn.

Joe Rogan 9:00 It's very, very fucking weird, man.

Mark Normand 9:02 Well, RIP.

Joe Rogan 9:03 Very weird.

Mark Normand 9:04 We'll drink one for, for Yahoo.

Joe Rogan 9:06 Well, he hasn't been seen publicly in over a week.

Mark Normand 9:09 Mm.

Joe Rogan 9:09 So he might be gone.

Mark Normand 9:11 Yeah, there's a lot of crazy shit going on. I can't keep up with the Hormuz. Uh, I don't know what that's about, but-

Joe Rogan 9:16 It's completely closed now. They, they even bombed... Like, the Saudis had another way to move oil out into another direction across the Red Sea, I believe it is.

Mark Normand 9:26 Mm.

Joe Rogan 9:26 And, uh, the, the Iranians bombed that yesterday.

Mark Normand 9:30 Oh, yeah?

Joe Rogan 9:31 Yeah.

Mark Normand 9:31 Woo.

Joe Rogan 9:32 Yeah, it's getting hot, dude. It's, it's fucking scary.

Guest 9:35 He's actually speaking live as we, uh-

Joe Rogan 9:36 Oh. In front of people?

Mark Normand 9:37 Okay. He's alive

Guest 9:38 ... yeah, I guess.

Joe Rogan 9:39 In front of people?

Guest 9:39 I don't know. Just opened Twitter back up and this was there.

Joe Rogan 9:42 I wonder... So if he is alive, I wonder why they would release that clearly AI video. 'Cause that... Like, this looks like a normal human, right?

Mark Normand 9:50 Yeah, kind of. It does-

Joe Rogan 9:51 This doesn't look-

Guest 9:52 They say that privately, but I say it publicly

Mark Normand 9:54 ... it's a little glossy. No

Guest 9:56 ... the world owes a debt of deep indebtedness, deep indebtedness to President Trump for leading this effort to safeguard our future.

Mark Normand 10:08 Mm.

Guest 10:08 Thank you. Well done.

Mark Normand 10:09 I, I-

Joe Rogan 10:10 Man, but this guy's been trying to get war with Iran for decades, man

Mark Normand 10:15 Yeah. Oh yeah, he's loving this

Joe Rogan 10:16 Fucking... And if he's not... By the way, if he's not in war, he's not in office anymore. And then-

Mark Normand 10:21 Ooh

Joe Rogan 10:21 ... and then he gets indicted. Like-

Mark Normand 10:23 Right

Joe Rogan 10:23 ... he's in the middle of at least one case, one corruption case.

Mark Normand 10:29 Mm-hmm. Well, this is his Super Bowl. He's, he's in heaven.

Joe Rogan 10:33 So there's people in the audience, right? So this is real.

Guest 10:35 Well, I, I mean, there's, that, that... They're not, at this angle, it doesn't show them. It's like a static angle, but you can hear people's voices, which, that, you know, if we wanna be-

Joe Rogan 10:43 Oh, they don't show the people?

Guest 10:45 You could say that's fake, but-

Joe Rogan 10:46 Mm. I need to see the people. I need to see somebody hug him.

Mark Normand 10:50 So wait, why, why aren't you guys-

Joe Rogan 10:50 I need to see somebody jerk him off.

Mark Normand 10:52 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 10:53 I wanna know it's real.

Mark Normand 10:54 Let's see that no foreskin.

Joe Rogan 10:55 Do you imagine if they did show that, they'd just show him just blasting, like, 12-foot arcs.

Mark Normand 11:00 [laughs] Of rope.

Joe Rogan 11:02 [laughs]

Mark Normand 11:02 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 11:03 Just fire hose of jizz-

Mark Normand 11:05 Oh, yeah

Joe Rogan 11:05 ... to show how v- virile he is.

Mark Normand 11:07 Man of Chevits.

Joe Rogan 11:08 Yeah.

Mark Normand 11:08 Now, why are you not, why are you not looking forward to the White House fight?

Joe Rogan 11:12 Um, well, it's kind of a gimmick, you know?

Mark Normand 11:14 Of course.

Joe Rogan 11:16 There's that. And, you know, people are criticizing the card, but if it was any other card, it's a great card.

Mark Normand 11:21 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 11:22 It just, they're criticizing it 'cause they said it was gonna be the greatest card of all time. And it's also, it's just gonna be a security nightmare.

Mark Normand 11:28 That's true.

Joe Rogan 11:29 You're on the White House lawn. Also, they're fighting outside. What if it rains? What if it's hot?

Mark Normand 11:33 Mm.

Joe Rogan 11:34 You're in the middle of June.

Mark Normand 11:35 Right.

Joe Rogan 11:35 June in DC can get pretty warm.

Mark Normand 11:37 Yep, yep.

Joe Rogan 11:38 That, that affects fighters. Like, we only did one outside fight that I was a part of, and that was in Abu Dhabi, and it was a nightmare.

Mark Normand 11:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 11:46 It, it was really hot, and there was bugs flying around that were si- of f- size of fucking birds.

Mark Normand 11:51 Oof.

Joe Rogan 11:52 It was crazy.

Mark Normand 11:53 It's like stand-up.

Joe Rogan 11:54 Yeah.

Mark Normand 11:54 You, you gotta do it indoors.

Joe Rogan 11:55 100%.

Mark Normand 11:56 Outside is hell-

Joe Rogan 11:57 Yeah

Mark Normand 11:57 ... for stand-up.

Joe Rogan 11:57 Yeah, it's terrible. Terrible.

Mark Normand 11:59 Yeah. Most shows are bad outside. But here's my idea. We do White House fight, but we fight politicians.

Joe Rogan 12:04 Mm.

Mark Normand 12:05 Huh? Get Boebert versus AOC.

Joe Rogan 12:07 Ooh.

Mark Normand 12:07 Now that's a fight

Joe Rogan 12:08 I like that

Mark Normand 12:09 But I think, I think, uh, RFK would win everything.

Joe Rogan 12:11 I think Jasmine Crockett whoops them all.

Mark Normand 12:13 Oh yeah, she's feisty.

Joe Rogan 12:15 Yeah.

Mark Normand 12:15 She'd take a, a shoe off.

Joe Rogan 12:16 She pulls the wig off-

Mark Normand 12:17 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 12:17 ... stuffs it in your mouth.

Mark Normand 12:18 [laughs] When a black lady-

Joe Rogan 12:19 You can't breathe

Mark Normand 12:20 ... takes her earrings off-

Joe Rogan 12:21 [laughs]

Mark Normand 12:21 ... I'm terrified.

Joe Rogan 12:22 Well, she's not a politician anymore. She lost, right?

Mark Normand 12:25 Yeah, but she'll be around.

Joe Rogan 12:26 Maybe.

Mark Normand 12:26 They never leave.

Joe Rogan 12:28 Maybe.

Mark Normand 12:28 They go forever, these guys.

Joe Rogan 12:30 Maybe.

Mark Normand 12:30 Bernie's still cooking.

Joe Rogan 12:32 Yeah, but he's a senator.

Mark Normand 12:33 Oh, that's true.

Joe Rogan 12:33 He's been a senator forever.

Mark Normand 12:34 That's true.

Joe Rogan 12:34 I mean, she, she's lost, so who knows what's gonna happen now.

Mark Normand 12:38 But Hillary's around. What is she doing?

Joe Rogan 12:40 She's, uh, probably eating pussy.

Mark Normand 12:43 Ah.

Joe Rogan 12:44 You think?

Mark Normand 12:45 I hope. I mean, she needs-

Joe Rogan 12:46 [laughs]

Mark Normand 12:46 ... a relief. This gu- this lady's... I kinda like Hillary just 'cause she's, you know, she got cheated on publicly with the Monica thing, now she's doing the Epstein's Island stuff. She lost the presidential race, and she's still out there. She's kind of a badass. I would kill myself at this point.

Joe Rogan 13:03 Well, she's also got, like, a list of people that have mysteriously disappeared-

Mark Normand 13:08 Oh, is that right?

Joe Rogan 13:08 ... that are attached to her and Bill.

Mark Normand 13:11 Oh, really?

Joe Rogan 13:11 Yeah, you don't know about that?

Mark Normand 13:12 No.

Joe Rogan 13:14 For real?

Mark Normand 13:14 I know-

Joe Rogan 13:15 You don't know about the Clinton body count?

Mark Normand 13:16 I know Norm was on The View years ago, and he said Clinton killed a guy.

Joe Rogan 13:20 Yeah, he said he killed a bunch of people, I think.

Mark Normand 13:22 That's where I get my information.

Joe Rogan 13:23 [laughs] It's a good way to get it, from The View.

Mark Normand 13:25 [laughs] But, uh-

Joe Rogan 13:25 Super solid, detailed information.

Mark Normand 13:27 But she's getting, like, grilled by the Epstein people, or about Epstein-

Joe Rogan 13:31 Yeah

Mark Normand 13:31 ... and she's just, like, going off. And Bill's reminiscing.

Joe Rogan 13:35 Well, she walked... She stormed out because, uh, Lauren Boebert took a picture of her-

Mark Normand 13:39 Oh

Joe Rogan 13:40 ... and posted it online. Like, "That's it. I'm leaving."

Mark Normand 13:43 Yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 13:44 Like, how are you allowed to leave?

Mark Normand 13:46 Yeah, exactly.

Joe Rogan 13:46 'Cause somebody took a picture. Sit the fuck down.

Mark Normand 13:49 Right.

Joe Rogan 13:49 You're not even in office anymore. You're just a civilian.

Mark Normand 13:52 That's crazy.

Joe Rogan 13:52 Sit your fucking ass down and answer the questions.

Mark Normand 13:54 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:55 Like, it's just an excuse to leave.

Mark Normand 13:57 But you gotta hand to Bill. He's denying till he dies. Like, he will-

Joe Rogan 13:59 "Hey, I did nothing. I was, uh, only there for humanitarian purposes."

Mark Normand 14:04 [laughs] We got photos and everything.

Joe Rogan 14:05 "I was just getting massages and hugging nice people."

Mark Normand 14:09 [laughs] Exactly.

Joe Rogan 14:10 "Nothing untoward was done to me or anyone else that was there as far as I know."

Mark Normand 14:17 [laughs] Yeah. This is pretty good.

Joe Rogan 14:18 "I didn't see that side of Jeffrey Epstein."

Mark Normand 14:21 [laughs] You gotta bring this back.

Joe Rogan 14:23 Hey. [laughs] Look at-

Mark Normand 14:27 Look at this guy. We got photo evidence.

Joe Rogan 14:28 I got a little... That lady's smiling. If she claims victim, I call horseshit.

Mark Normand 14:31 Nah.

Joe Rogan 14:32 She looks like she's having a good time. Also, that's a woman, you know?

Mark Normand 14:35 That's true.

Joe Rogan 14:35 It's like, once you're a woman, okay, you know, unless someone's holding a gun to your head... If we're talking about children, we're talking about a different thing, but there's a lot of these ladies that were grown women-

Mark Normand 14:47 Mm

Joe Rogan 14:47 ... when they were doing this, and the emails that were exchanged between Epstein and these women, like, they were well aware of what's going on, at least some of them were. There was this Russian lady who was talking... She was recruiting girls.

Mark Normand 14:59 Mm.

Joe Rogan 14:59 She was saying, "This one's, this one's a fat ass."

Mark Normand 15:02 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 15:02 "She needs to lose some weight." Like, she's trying to get these girls to work with Epstein.

Mark Normand 15:06 Right. Who? Ghislaine?

Joe Rogan 15:08 No, it wasn't Ghislaine. It was some other Russian lady.

Mark Normand 15:11 Oh, damn.

Joe Rogan 15:12 It... Like, these... Some of these ladies at least were in... Like, look, the real criticism, the real legitimate criticism is, were there underage girls involved? Now, clearly they were in Epstein's past.

Mark Normand 15:25 Mm.

Joe Rogan 15:26 He went, he went to jail for it. The whole Palm Beach thing-

Mark Normand 15:28 Yeah

Joe Rogan 15:28 ... with the underage masseuses. But some of these are just ladies-

Mark Normand 15:34 Mm

Joe Rogan 15:34 ... who did bad things. They made bad decisions, and they probably wound up on that island for money.

Mark Normand 15:40 Yeah. Okay. Couple of whore moos.

Joe Rogan 15:43 Oh, hey, where you going, buddy? Charlie?

Speaker 15:45 Bye, buddy.

Joe Rogan 15:45 He snuck out, little fucker.

Speaker 15:48 Hi.

Joe Rogan 15:48 I'm a little worried about-

Speaker 15:49 Come here.

Joe Rogan 15:49 I was har- hoping... He looked like he was totally calm just sitting in that chair. Oh, Jamie's got him now.

Speaker 15:55 How you doing?

Joe Rogan 15:55 Bro, you're locked up.

Mark Normand 15:57 Oh.

Joe Rogan 15:57 Jamie's used to having a little dog, and he's like... Oh, he's giving you kisses.

Speaker 16:01 I can see.

Mark Normand 16:01 Damn, not a Rogan fan, huh?

Speaker 16:03 No.

Mark Normand 16:03 Doesn't like the pod. He's bored.

Joe Rogan 16:04 No, he just, he's just, doesn't know this environment.

Mark Normand 16:07 Sure.

Joe Rogan 16:07 I think he's a little weirded out. And then he was out there with the mountain lion, stuffed mountain lion-

Mark Normand 16:11 [laughs] That's true

Joe Rogan 16:12 ... and the alligators, like, and the f- werewolf. He's like, "What the fuck is this place?"

Mark Normand 16:15 Right.

Joe Rogan 16:15 He's never been here before.

Mark Normand 16:16 Then there's weed smoke, there's dogs-

Joe Rogan 16:18 I think he's a little weirded out

Mark Normand 16:19 ... the scent. Yeah, I get it.

Joe Rogan 16:19 The cigars.

Mark Normand 16:20 Right.

Joe Rogan 16:21 Everything. Whiskey in here. He probably smells that.

Mark Normand 16:24 Speaking of which-

Joe Rogan 16:24 Yeah

Mark Normand 16:24 ... have you got any of those Stogies?

Joe Rogan 16:26 Yeah, let's bust them out.

Mark Normand 16:27 I would love a Stogie.

Joe Rogan 16:28 Let's go.

Mark Normand 16:29 Hell yeah.

Joe Rogan 16:30 Let's go.

Mark Normand 16:30 Boy, I... See, I can't keep up with all the news. You know about Epstein, you know about Iran, you know about Israel, you know about Hillary. This is, uh-

Joe Rogan 16:38 Yeah. I barely know. I'm off, uh, social media. I've been off social media for a while. The only time I'm on is when someone sends me something funny.

Mark Normand 16:46 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 16:46 And then I go and check it, and then, uh, I find myself scrolling for, like, 30 seconds, and I go, "Stop."

Mark Normand 16:51 That's how they get you.

Joe Rogan 16:52 "Stop fucking scrolling."

Mark Normand 16:53 It's impossible.

Joe Rogan 16:54 Um, these-

Mark Normand 16:55 They're so good at it

Joe Rogan 16:56 ... these say Knuckle Sandwich. Where did these come from?

Mark Normand 16:59 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 17:00 Knuckle Sandwich is, uh... That can't be the same place, 'cause there's a... Isn't there a place? There's Knuckle Sandwich, which is the sandwich truck in Austin, which is awesome.

Mark Normand 17:13 And it's Chris Brown's album.

Joe Rogan 17:14 Hey. Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga.

Speaker 17:17 Guy Fieri cigars.

Joe Rogan 17:18 Oh, these are Guy Fieri cigars. All right, let's hope they're good.

Mark Normand 17:21 Did you see that Bachelorette who got kicked off for beating the shit out of her husband?

Joe Rogan 17:25 Yo.

Mark Normand 17:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:26 For real?

Mark Normand 17:26 My wife-

Joe Rogan 17:27 On the show?

Mark Normand 17:27 My wife's a big, uh, reality lady.

Joe Rogan 17:30 Oh.

Mark Normand 17:30 And, uh-

Joe Rogan 17:31 That's healthy.

Mark Normand 17:32 I know, right?

Joe Rogan 17:32 [laughs]

Mark Normand 17:33 She loves it, all of those.

Joe Rogan 17:34 That's good.

Mark Normand 17:34 90 Day Fiancé.

Joe Rogan 17:35 Chicks love that shit.

Mark Normand 17:36 They love it, that and true crime.

Joe Rogan 17:38 Yes. Right?

Mark Normand 17:39 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:39 Isn't it weird?

Mark Normand 17:40 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:40 I get the true crime because they don't really commit those kind of violent acts-

Mark Normand 17:45 Mm

Joe Rogan 17:45 ... so they probably need to understand, like, the male mind.

Mark Normand 17:48 Right, right.

Joe Rogan 17:48 That makes sense to me.

Mark Normand 17:50 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:50 But what I don't understand is the-

Mark Normand 17:51 Thank you

Joe Rogan 17:52 ... I, I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm just-

Mark Normand 17:55 You

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Mark Normand 19:02 Well, they say it's biological. They're like, "Oh, I'm learning how to avoid these-"

Joe Rogan 19:06 Yeah

Mark Normand 19:06 ... scary moments.

Joe Rogan 19:06 No, I get that because it is. Like, my daughters, young daughters, they all love it.

Mark Normand 19:11 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 19:11 Everyone loves it. Their friends love it.

Mark Normand 19:13 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:13 It's like the number one show with ladies.

Mark Normand 19:15 Oh, yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 19:16 Like, the number one podcast with ladies is true crime.

Mark Normand 19:21 It's great.

Joe Rogan 19:21 You know what the number two show for ladies is?

Mark Normand 19:23 What?

Joe Rogan 19:24 You're on it.

Mark Normand 19:25 Hey, get out of here.

Joe Rogan 19:26 Yeah.

Mark Normand 19:26 Really?

Joe Rogan 19:27 Number one with Black people, too. Holla.

Mark Normand 19:28 Hey.

Joe Rogan 19:30 Holla.

Mark Normand 19:30 Take that, Shay Shay.

Joe Rogan 19:31 Holla.

Mark Normand 19:35 All right.

Joe Rogan 19:36 Shout out to all, all my African American friends.

Mark Normand 19:38 Hell yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:39 Let's fucking go. These are not bad. Guy Fieri.

Mark Normand 19:42 Aw.

Joe Rogan 19:42 Let's go, Guy.

Mark Normand 19:43 I love Guy.

Joe Rogan 19:46 He's a fun dude.

Mark Normand 19:47 Cool dude.

Joe Rogan 19:48 Got a bunch of yellow cars, though. That's odd.

Mark Normand 19:50 Yeah. Yeah, he- well he- not the, not the best, uh, fashion sense. You know, shirts with flames on it, frosted tips.

Joe Rogan 19:57 Yeah, but you're paying attention, right?

Mark Normand 19:58 [laughs] That's true. He's got me.

Joe Rogan 19:59 Like, if you wanna be a s- a chef and you wanna be, like, a celebrity chef, you gotta either be a great narrator and a great writer like Bourdain-

Mark Normand 20:07 Yeah

Joe Rogan 20:07 ... or you gotta be, like, angry.

Mark Normand 20:09 Like, uh, Gordon Ramsay.

Joe Rogan 20:10 Gordon Ramsay.

Mark Normand 20:11 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 20:13 You know?

Mark Normand 20:13 [laughs] That's true, but what, what happened to chef- when I was a kid, chefs were, like, fat guys with beards, and now they all have... They're jacked with tats.

Joe Rogan 20:19 Yeah. Well, they're all, they all look like artists.

Mark Normand 20:21 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 20:21 'Cause they are artists.

Mark Normand 20:23 I guess, but it's-

Joe Rogan 20:24 I, I didn't really think of that until I watched Bourdain's show, and then I was like, "Oh, these guys are making temporary art."

Mark Normand 20:29 That's true, and then you have to eat it.

Joe Rogan 20:30 Yeah, but it is art.

Mark Normand 20:32 It is art. Yeah, they're mixing oils. There's a lot of chemistry involved.

Joe Rogan 20:36 Mm, mm-hmm.

Mark Normand 20:36 But they kind of went the same path as porn stars. Porn stars used to be, like, voluptuous and hairy, bush, and now they're all like-

Joe Rogan 20:44 [laughs]

Mark Normand 20:44 They're all, like, MMA fighters. They're jacked and taking it in the ass.

Joe Rogan 20:48 [laughs]

Mark Normand 20:49 It's wild. They're all tatted up and pierced and shit.

Joe Rogan 20:52 One of the things that I've been watching a lot when the world is going completely crazy, I watch people making street food in other countries.

Mark Normand 20:59 Oh, that's-

Joe Rogan 20:59 With no language, no talking. It's all ASMR. It's all them cooking.

Mark Normand 21:03 Oh, yeah, and no regulations either.

Joe Rogan 21:05 Bring 'em over here. Bring 'em over here. Come on over.

Mark Normand 21:07 I mean, they're, they're not washing hands over there.

Joe Rogan 21:09 Come here, Char Char. Char Char, have a seat.

Mark Normand 21:12 And they'll use roadkill, whatever. Like, they don't, they, they don't give a shit.

Joe Rogan 21:15 No, they're, they're, they're using good food. It was Afghanistan. They were making roast chicken.

Mark Normand 21:19 Ugh, come on.

Joe Rogan 21:20 Dude, I'm telling you. I'll, I'll send it to Jamie, and you'll watch it.

Mark Normand 21:24 All right. All right.

Joe Rogan 21:24 It's exciting.

Mark Normand 21:25 I mean, I ate halal trucks for 10 years when I was broke in New York.

Joe Rogan 21:28 Oh, they're great.

Mark Normand 21:29 They're great.

Joe Rogan 21:29 They are great.

Mark Normand 21:29 But I, I could be eating pigeon and, uh-

Joe Rogan 21:31 Yeah, you probably are

Mark Normand 21:32 ... children.

Joe Rogan 21:33 Not children, but definitely pigeon. Probably a pigeon's made it into your mouth a couple of times.

Mark Normand 21:38 [laughs] All right.

Joe Rogan 21:39 Let me find these motherfuckers. I watch so much too. YouTube is my number one thing-

Mark Normand 21:44 Same

Joe Rogan 21:44 ... 'cause I'm off social, social media.

Mark Normand 21:45 I love it.

Joe Rogan 21:46 It's my number one thing for distraction.

Mark Normand 21:50 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 21:51 Oh, yeah, this is exactly... Jamie, you're the best. This is it, most cheap food in Afghanistan. This guy, uh, he sets up. They cook all this stuff, and you, you wa- I mean, it's like a 40-minute video or something. How long is it?

Speaker 22:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 22:03 Yeah.

Speaker 22:04 40 minutes.

Joe Rogan 22:04 It's like a 40 [laughs] 40-minute video.

Mark Normand 22:05 Wow.

Joe Rogan 22:05 I watched the whole thing just, like, at home, chilling after a long day's work, just watching people cook street food in Afghanistan.

Mark Normand 22:13 Wow.

Joe Rogan 22:13 It looked fucking delicious, man.

Mark Normand 22:15 Look at those spices. My God.

Joe Rogan 22:18 Yeah. Yeah, and they, they have, uh, meat in this stew pot, and they... Well, it's like, you know, a big wok it looks like.

Mark Normand 22:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 22:26 And they boil it up with all this salt and all these herbs-

Mark Normand 22:29 Oh, mama

Joe Rogan 22:29 ... and spices, and then they got these roast chickens, and they take these chickens and they stick them in spikes. If you back up the video a little bit, it's earlier in the video. You show they take these chickens, and they just have this big flame in the middle.

Mark Normand 22:41 Mm.

Joe Rogan 22:42 And then they stick these chickens all around the flame.

Mark Normand 22:45 This is hell for a vegan.

Speaker 22:47 Um, the shape of that fun fact, I think, if this is true, uh, that's because that's, they used to flip their shields upside down and cook on them.

Mark Normand 22:53 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 22:54 Oh.

Speaker 22:55 It's sort of like what the Genghis Khan stir-fry type thing-

Joe Rogan 22:58 Oh.

Mark Normand 22:58 Hell yeah

Speaker 22:59 ... makes sense.

Joe Rogan 23:00 Genghis Grill.

Speaker 23:00 It's all about.

Mark Normand 23:01 I love it.

Joe Rogan 23:01 That makes sense.

Mark Normand 23:02 Yeah, man.

Joe Rogan 23:03 That totally makes sense.

Mark Normand 23:04 Wouldn't it be great if the end is just a big drone strike?

Joe Rogan 23:06 [laughs] Well, we don't bomb Afghanistan anymore. We send them money.

Mark Normand 23:10 Oh, is that right?

Joe Rogan 23:11 Now we send the Taliban money.

Mark Normand 23:12 Man.

Joe Rogan 23:12 Yeah, we send them a ton of money.

Mark Normand 23:14 We hook up everybody. Ukraine.

Joe Rogan 23:15 Yeah. Should go to, back to the chickens, though. If you back up-

Mark Normand 23:18 Whoa, he's got a little brush.

Speaker 23:19 Oh, they're there.

Joe Rogan 23:19 No, you... Yeah, there it is. So this is how he does it. So they have this-

Mark Normand 23:22 [laughs] Oh, wow

Joe Rogan 23:22 ... this fire in the middle, and they just take these chickens on a stick, and they just rotate them, and they put them in the center. They put the fire in the center and the chickens all around them, and they rotate them.

Mark Normand 23:31 Yikes. This-

Joe Rogan 23:31 I got so hungry. I had to go in the kitchen to make myself food afterwards.

Mark Normand 23:35 This is a chicken holocaust.

Joe Rogan 23:37 Yeah, it looks good, right?

Mark Normand 23:39 Man, it does look amazing.

Joe Rogan 23:40 Yeah, dude, it looks fucking delicious. But-

Mark Normand 23:42 I mean, you, you ever get the rotisserie chicken at the grocery store?

Joe Rogan 23:44 Oh, that's de-

Mark Normand 23:45 There's nothing better

Joe Rogan 23:46 ... pretty good.

Mark Normand 23:46 It's good. You just eat it with knife and fork.

Joe Rogan 23:48 I know.

Mark Normand 23:49 No, no, uh, no nothing.

Joe Rogan 23:50 I know. You... Like, that's a good thing to do when you just wanna be completely distracted. That's what I like when I... What, I like watching people make, like, tables.

Mark Normand 24:00 Yes.

Joe Rogan 24:01 Furniture and shit. That's it.

Mark Normand 24:02 That, that, the horse hoof cleaning is great.

Joe Rogan 24:05 I do. I watch that too. Farriers.

Mark Normand 24:07 That's... What is that? Is that so- something innit, I think.

Joe Rogan 24:09 I-

Mark Normand 24:09 In, inate to old times.

Joe Rogan 24:11 It must be.

Mark Normand 24:11 It must be.

Joe Rogan 24:12 Like, there's a nail in his hoof.

Mark Normand 24:13 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:14 Oh, get it out.

Mark Normand 24:14 Get it out.

Joe Rogan 24:15 Get it out.

Mark Normand 24:15 Get the gunk out.

Joe Rogan 24:16 Help, help the horse.

Mark Normand 24:17 Yeah, and the horse loves it. That's a good one. What else is good? Uh, the, the pressure washing is kind of fun.

Joe Rogan 24:23 Yeah.

Mark Normand 24:23 That's when I'm really high. I'll take an edible. I just watch a guy, he's just washing a wall-

Joe Rogan 24:27 [laughs] Jesus

Mark Normand 24:28 ... and it goes from black to, to cement.

Joe Rogan 24:29 Yeah, farriers.

Mark Normand 24:30 This is 32 million views.

Joe Rogan 24:31 32 million.Okay, so what is that? Why, why are we so interested in watching people clean up horse hooves?

Mark Normand 24:38 Well, I think part of it is it doesn't hurt the horse, and it f- looks like it would.

Joe Rogan 24:42 Yeah.

Mark Normand 24:42 So that's kinda fascinating, 'cause it's all... What is that, like cartilage or-

Joe Rogan 24:45 It's all, like, fingernail stuff.

Mark Normand 24:47 I guess so.

Joe Rogan 24:47 It's like giant, fat fingernails.

Mark Normand 24:49 Wow.

Joe Rogan 24:50 That's what it's like. I mean, that's what a horse hoof is. And if they don't take care of the hooves, they get real weird and they look like, like Arab shoes-

Mark Normand 24:57 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 24:57 ... where they, like, curl up at the tips.

Mark Normand 24:59 [laughs] Yeah, right, right. There it is.

Joe Rogan 25:00 Yeah, like that. Like that.

Mark Normand 25:01 There it is. Oh.

Joe Rogan 25:02 So this must be somebody just, like, completely neglected that poor horse.

Mark Normand 25:06 But what do the horses do when they, uh, you know-

Joe Rogan 25:08 They wear off from running around.

Mark Normand 25:09 Oh, I see.

Joe Rogan 25:11 Yeah, just like a dog's fingernails.

Mark Normand 25:13 Right.

Joe Rogan 25:13 Like, you have to trim your dog's nails, unless the dogs run around outside a lot, then you don't have to do anything.

Mark Normand 25:18 Got it.

Joe Rogan 25:18 You know, the dogs all ha-

Mark Normand 25:19 It's like rat teeth

Joe Rogan 25:20 ... the horse is all happy now.

Mark Normand 25:20 They never stop growing.

Joe Rogan 25:22 Rat teeth don't stop growing?

Mark Normand 25:23 Mm-mm.

Joe Rogan 25:23 But beaver teeth don't, right?

Mark Normand 25:25 Oh, is that right? I didn't know.

Joe Rogan 25:26 Oh, shearing sheep.

Mark Normand 25:26 Oh, this is good stuff.

Joe Rogan 25:27 Yeah.

Mark Normand 25:28 Wow.

Joe Rogan 25:29 Isn't it amazing how many views you... How many, how many views does that have?

Speaker 25:33 I guess.

Joe Rogan 25:33 Uh, yeah, 23 million.

Mark Normand 25:35 I'm gonna go-

Speaker 25:35 It's three million subscribers on the channel.

Mark Normand 25:37 I'm gonna go 80 million.

Joe Rogan 25:39 [laughs]

Speaker 25:39 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 25:39 Three million subscribers.

Speaker 25:41 Yeah, 3.7.

Joe Rogan 25:42 Thir- 3.7 million.

Mark Normand 25:43 Oh, God.

Joe Rogan 25:44 Wow.

Mark Normand 25:44 This is just a Greek guy-

Joe Rogan 25:45 Look at that

Mark Normand 25:46 ... at the barber.

Joe Rogan 25:46 There's another guy that I love. It's, uh, the channel's called Wilderness Cooking.

Mark Normand 25:50 Mm.

Joe Rogan 25:50 And this guy lives in Azerbaijan, and he cooks in the mountains. It always looks delicious. And then at the end of it, he has a bite of it, and he looks at you, and he goes, "Super."

Mark Normand 26:00 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 26:00 He, like, puts, gives you a thumb up.

Mark Normand 26:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 26:02 It's a great channel. It's, like... And that guy's got millions and millions of views.

Mark Normand 26:06 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 26:06 This dude. So he's always, like, he catches fish, and he does all the things. He, he makes his own fire, and he's always cooking in weird ways.

Mark Normand 26:15 Wow. Now, see, this guy's way happier than all of us.

Joe Rogan 26:18 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's having a good time. Well, he lives in peaceful mountains. He's making delicious food.

Mark Normand 26:22 Mm-hmm. Imagine him on Cameo just saying, "Super."

Speaker 26:26 He probably does.

Mark Normand 26:27 He could make a billion dollars.

Joe Rogan 26:28 He probably does. Yeah, but just, "Happy birthday. Super."

Mark Normand 26:31 Wow.

Joe Rogan 26:32 Who's, who makes the most on Cameo? They're still doing that?

Speaker 26:35 Yeah.

Mark Normand 26:36 Really?

Speaker 26:36 Yeah.

Mark Normand 26:37 Wow.

Joe Rogan 26:37 Who's, like, the number one earner on Cameo?

Mark Normand 26:39 That's a great question.

Speaker 26:40 Uh-

Mark Normand 26:40 I'm sure Dynomite had a run. It's gotta be somebody with a catchphrase.

Joe Rogan 26:44 Is Jimmy Walker still alive?

Mark Normand 26:46 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 26:46 Is he still touring?

Mark Normand 26:48 I, I'd imagine. I don't know how he pays the bills.

Joe Rogan 26:51 Yeah.

Mark Normand 26:51 These old guys, you wonder how they have money.

Joe Rogan 26:54 Right.

Mark Normand 26:54 Can that last? Like, how long does Dynomite-

Joe Rogan 26:57 You know what I worry about? Guys who were, like, middle acts-

Mark Normand 26:59 Mm

Joe Rogan 26:59 ... like, 20 years ago-

Mark Normand 27:01 Yes

Joe Rogan 27:01 ... and they just faded out. Like, what are you doing now?

Mark Normand 27:05 I assume Uber or something.

Speaker 27:07 Currently, currently number one, John Kiracou.

Joe Rogan 27:08 John Kiracou is number one?

Speaker 27:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:11 That's crazy.

Speaker 27:13 He's a starter.

Joe Rogan 27:13 So he does Cameos?

Speaker 27:14 And that's my buddy Bob.

Mark Normand 27:14 Who's that? I don't even know who that is.

Joe Rogan 27:16 Who are all the... John Kiracou?

Mark Normand 27:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:18 The former CIA guy, went to jail.

Speaker 27:20 That's my buddy Bob.

Mark Normand 27:20 What?

Joe Rogan 27:20 On, yeah. They, they put him in jail.

Speaker 27:22 He's a golfer.

Joe Rogan 27:23 A golfer?

Speaker 27:23 That's my buddy Bob.

Joe Rogan 27:24 Oh, you know him?

Speaker 27:24 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:25 And he's number two?

Speaker 27:26 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:26 How much money is he making?

Speaker 27:27 I mean, he does a lot of these.

Joe Rogan 27:29 $149.

Speaker 27:29 He is always in a fight, like, with Santa during Christmas time, and-

Mark Normand 27:32 Whoa

Speaker 27:33 ... John, John Green's been up here for a while, but he's not currently on here.

Joe Rogan 27:35 Oh, that dude, Soy Tiet-

Speaker 27:37 Yep

Joe Rogan 27:37 ... the guy who sings.

Speaker 27:38 That's Brother Percussive.

Mark Normand 27:38 Oh, yeah, he's fun.

Joe Rogan 27:40 Yeah. And then r- who's Red? Is that one of the Island Boys?

Mark Normand 27:43 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 27:44 Who's that guy in the-

Speaker 27:45 Yes

Joe Rogan 27:45 ... lower-left corner?

Mark Normand 27:46 Oh, wow, that guy.

Joe Rogan 27:46 Those guys are still at it.

Speaker 27:48 Then the rest of these, I don't know who they are.

Joe Rogan 27:51 So John Kiracou costs $179-

Speaker 27:53 Bam

Joe Rogan 27:54 ... for one of those.

Mark Normand 27:55 Oh, bam.

Joe Rogan 27:56 Bam, Margera's in there.

Mark Normand 27:56 Good for him.

Speaker 27:57 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 27:58 Who else is in there? Anybody you know?

Speaker 28:00 No.

Mark Normand 28:01 No.

Speaker 28:01 Some names I do not recognize. Nick Foley.

Joe Rogan 28:03 Interesting.

Speaker 28:04 Yeah.

Mark Normand 28:04 Oh, Red Dead Redemption guy.

Joe Rogan 28:06 Oh, Nick Foley, the, uh, wrestler.

Speaker 28:08 Yep.

Mark Normand 28:08 There you go.

Joe Rogan 28:09 How odd.

Mark Normand 28:10 Weird.

Joe Rogan 28:10 What an, what an odd thing.

Mark Normand 28:12 Who's buying a Rapaport?

Joe Rogan 28:14 President Donald Trump parody-

Speaker 28:15 Parody

Joe Rogan 28:15 ... is number 37.

Mark Normand 28:18 What?

Joe Rogan 28:18 Michael Rapaport.

Mark Normand 28:19 He's screaming enough for free.

Joe Rogan 28:20 Yeah.

Speaker 28:21 Oh, but why would you buffer-

Mark Normand 28:22 Oh, Buffer has gotta be up there

Joe Rogan 28:23 ... Buffer's at the top, of course. Of course, Buffer.

Speaker 28:24 Yeah.

Mark Normand 28:24 Of course, Buffer.

Joe Rogan 28:24 $349.

Speaker 28:25 I've seen people, uh, in a hotel, they've, like, heard him doing them-

Joe Rogan 28:29 Oh yeah, I've seen him do them

Speaker 28:30 ... just practicing all that stuff. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 28:30 I've seen him do them. I've, I've been with him when he's doing them.

Mark Normand 28:33 How crazy, his story with his brother.

Joe Rogan 28:35 Crazy.

Mark Normand 28:35 Isn't that bananas?

Joe Rogan 28:36 Yeah.

Mark Normand 28:37 That kind of shit blows my mind.

Joe Rogan 28:38 Didn't even know his brother till they were, like, 30.

Mark Normand 28:41 And they just found each other with the, with the voice, both fighting.

Joe Rogan 28:44 Yeah. Well, he was, like, the budget Buffer in the beginning. Like, he was like, if you couldn't afford Michael, you got Bruce.

Mark Normand 28:51 Ah.

Joe Rogan 28:51 But now Bruce is way better than Michael.

Mark Normand 28:54 Mm.

Joe Rogan 28:54 No disrespect to Michael.

Mark Normand 28:55 Oh, boy.

Joe Rogan 28:55 But Michael gets... You know, Michael's smooth.

Mark Normand 28:58 Yes.

Joe Rogan 28:58 "Let's get ready to rumble," which is perfect for boxing. But Bruce is perfect for MMA.

Mark Normand 29:04 Yeah, he's got more flair.

Joe Rogan 29:05 He gets you fucking hyped.

Mark Normand 29:06 Oh, yeah. He's got the suit on.

Joe Rogan 29:08 He's gonna drop dead doing that one day.

Mark Normand 29:09 I know. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 29:09 We've all called it.

Mark Normand 29:10 I know.

Joe Rogan 29:10 'Cause he gets beat red, and now he's, like, deep in his 60s.

Mark Normand 29:14 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:14 I don't, I don't know how old he is.

Mark Normand 29:15 And he parties too, I think.

Joe Rogan 29:16 Bruce parties?

Mark Normand 29:17 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:18 How do you know?

Mark Normand 29:18 There's a bunch of videos of him. He got into a fistfight in an elevator with an MMA fighter.

Joe Rogan 29:22 Oh, that was with Frank Trigg? Yeah.

Mark Normand 29:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 29:24 Like, kind of a fistfight.

Mark Normand 29:25 Wow.

Joe Rogan 29:25 Like, a little bit of a pushing, shoving probably. Frank Trigg would literally kill him.

Mark Normand 29:31 [laughs] I know, that's why I'm impressed, 'cause he, he, he stood up to him.

Joe Rogan 29:34 Frank Trigg was a animal when he was young.

Mark Normand 29:37 Yeah. I would not fuck with that guy.

Joe Rogan 29:38 And this was like, I think it was when Frank was still fighting.

Mark Normand 29:41 That's crazy.

Joe Rogan 29:41 I, I don't think Frank really fought him back.

Mark Normand 29:43 Ah.

Joe Rogan 29:44 I think that would be a very quick encounter.

Mark Normand 29:46 But just the fact that he, he was up for it.

Joe Rogan 29:48 I don't know what really happened.

Mark Normand 29:50 I think the story's online somewhere, but-

Joe Rogan 29:52 Yeah. It's Bruce's version of the story.

Mark Normand 29:54 Yeah, that's true. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 29:55 You know what I mean? I don't know. Not that Bruce is lying. Bruce might've thought he was in a fight, and Frank might've thought it was hilarious.

Mark Normand 30:01 Right, right.

Joe Rogan 30:02 I don't know.

Mark Normand 30:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 30:03 But Bruce, uh, did martial arts most of his life.

Mark Normand 30:06 The craziest coincidence of all, and, and get, get your fingers ready, Jamo.

Speaker 30:11 Uh-oh.

Mark Normand 30:11 Dennis the Menace, the cartoon, was invented in England and in America on the same day.

Joe Rogan 30:18 What?

Mark Normand 30:19 Put that in your pipe and jizz on it. Get, get that cooking.

Joe Rogan 30:23 What?

Mark Normand 30:23 Oh, yeah. 'Cause they were like, "Oh, you must have stolen this." So they went back and, and researched it. They were both invented, same character, same name, on the same day in the same year.

Joe Rogan 30:33 That makes no sense.

Mark Normand 30:34 Isn't that bananas? My brain blew up.

Joe Rogan 30:37 That literally makes no sense.

Mark Normand 30:38 It's crazy.So that's a fun one.

Joe Rogan 30:41 How is that possible?

Mark Normand 30:42 I don't know. Just, you know, a monkey's writing on a typewriter, eventually you get Shakespeare. Two guys thinking of the same thing-

Joe Rogan 30:49 Hmm

Mark Normand 30:49 ... same day across the pond.

Joe Rogan 30:50 Maybe that's one of those things. Like, what is that called? Like, um, like Berenstain Bears, The Mandala Effect.

Mark Normand 30:58 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 30:58 Oh, that's not the same thing, 'cause that's like when it's not real.

Mark Normand 31:01 Oh.

Speaker 31:01 This is something that's real. [laughs]

Mark Normand 31:02 That's true.

Joe Rogan 31:03 Right. That's right. Right.

Speaker 31:04 There's a-

Joe Rogan 31:05 No, I'm thinking of the wrong things. [laughs]

Speaker 31:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 31:07 What does Perplexity say? Our lovely AI sponsor Perplexity says there's actually two completely separate Dennis the Menace comic strip characters that debuted almost simultaneously in 1951, created independently in the UK and the US. So how would they even know about each other back then?

Mark Normand 31:23 Oh, sorry, it's 17th and 12th, so they're five days apart.

Joe Rogan 31:26 Who started first? British was the 17th.

Mark Normand 31:29 Okay.

Joe Rogan 31:29 On sale, issue dated 17 March, on sale 12 March, created by these guys, American, on 12 March. No. Like-

Mark Normand 31:40 Oh, it is

Joe Rogan 31:40 ... basically the same day on sale. On sale the same day.

Mark Normand 31:44 Unbelievable. Blonde hair-

Joe Rogan 31:45 That's insane

Mark Normand 31:46 ... overalls.

Speaker 31:47 There's some images.

Joe Rogan 31:48 And it said... Hold, go back to what the saying was again. It said, "Your son is a menace." Is, did they both say that? No.

Mark Normand 31:56 I don't know.

Joe Rogan 31:57 Wow. Both mischievous little boys, but they look different. UK Dennis has black hair-

Mark Normand 32:03 Hmm

Joe Rogan 32:03 ... red and black jumper. US Dennis, blonde hair, overalls. They live in different fictional worlds. Creators worked entirely independently. No evidence either knew about the other before publication, so it's treated as a famous coincidence rather than copying. Wow.

Mark Normand 32:19 Unreal. There they are side by side.

Joe Rogan 32:23 Wow.

Mark Normand 32:24 That kind of shit is kooky.

Joe Rogan 32:26 It's weird. That's like when rats, you, like, if you teach a rat how to get out of a maze on the East Coast, rats on the West Coast get out of the maze quicker.

Mark Normand 32:36 No fucking way.

Joe Rogan 32:37 Yeah.

Mark Normand 32:38 What?

Joe Rogan 32:38 There's a, a guy named Rupert Sheldrake, he calls it morphic resonance. He thinks there's, there's some sort of, like, communication that all animals have with each other all over the world that we can't quantify-

Mark Normand 32:51 Mm-hmm

Joe Rogan 32:51 ... that we can't measure, but it seems real.

Mark Normand 32:54 Yeah. Well, apparently I got caught in an ant pile when I was a kid, and all the ants swarmed on me, and they all bit me at once. I felt it.

Joe Rogan 33:01 Oh, yeah.

Mark Normand 33:01 I was like, "Ah!" It was just one big just wave of pain.

Joe Rogan 33:05 Oh, yeah.

Mark Normand 33:05 They communicated.

Joe Rogan 33:07 Well, ants just immediately attack, though-

Mark Normand 33:09 Yeah

Joe Rogan 33:09 ... as soon as you get on the ant hill.

Mark Normand 33:11 But ants are, they're on another level.

Joe Rogan 33:13 You hear about the lady that fell, uh, she was, her parachute didn't deploy, but she landed in an ant pile of fire ants?

Mark Normand 33:20 [laughs] No.

Joe Rogan 33:21 And she survived because she was bit, like, 1,000 times by these fire ants, and somehow or another, the ant bites and the adrenaline that caused it hel- helped... Hey, don't jump down. Stay up there, buddy ... is what, what kept her alive.

Mark Normand 33:35 What?

Joe Rogan 33:36 Yeah.

Mark Normand 33:37 Wow. That's when you start going religion shit.

Joe Rogan 33:41 I know. Like you-

Mark Normand 33:41 Like, how did that happen?

Joe Rogan 33:43 Stay up here, buddy. Stay up here.

Mark Normand 33:45 Ant bites.

Joe Rogan 33:46 Yeah. 1999, her parachute malfunctioned. She fell 4,500 feet.

Mark Normand 33:52 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 33:52 Her backup parachute opened at 700 feet but quickly deflated. She continued to plummet towards the ground at 80 miles an hour. Miraculously, she survived the fall, thanks to the fact she landed directly on a mound of fire ants. Doctors believe the intense shock of being stung over 200 times by the ants released a surge of adrenaline, which kept her heart beating.

Mark Normand 34:12 Oh, it's like a clear tsh-tsh.

Joe Rogan 34:13 Yeah.

Mark Normand 34:13 She got cleared by ants.

Joe Rogan 34:15 Isn't that nuts?

Mark Normand 34:16 That is kooky. It's like when those guys jump off the Golden Gate Bridge, and a seal... A guy jump off, broke all his bones, and a seal pushed him to the shore.

Joe Rogan 34:25 Whoa.

Mark Normand 34:25 That's in the documentary, The Bridge, and-

Joe Rogan 34:28 A f- a friend of mine did that and died.

Mark Normand 34:30 Really?

Joe Rogan 34:30 Yeah, he killed himself.

Mark Normand 34:31 It's the number one spot to kill yourself.

Joe Rogan 34:33 Yeah. RIP Tony Antigone. He's a buddy of mine that, uh, was a professional pool player-

Mark Normand 34:38 Hmm

Joe Rogan 34:39 ... that, uh, I did commentary with him on a pool match in the '90s. He was in a book called Playing Off the Rail. It's a great book by this guy, uh, David MacComber, who was Hunter S. Thompson's editor-

Mark Normand 34:51 Ah

Joe Rogan 34:51 ... in, I wanna say Seattle, something like that. I forget what newspaper. But, um, when Hunter was, like, off the rails and out of his fucking mind too-

Mark Normand 35:00 Mm-hmm

Joe Rogan 35:00 ... it was perfect, another different kind of off the rail.

Mark Normand 35:03 Right. Right.

Joe Rogan 35:03 So he followed my friend Tony all across the country, uh, gambling. They-

Mark Normand 35:08 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 35:08 It, it's a great book about, like, pool hustling.

Mark Normand 35:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:11 Tony was, like, a world-class professional pool player, and they went around the country gambling, and I don't know what happened with him, but I lost touch with him. And then, uh-

Mark Normand 35:19 Was he Golden Gate?

Joe Rogan 35:21 Yeah.

Mark Normand 35:21 Oh, damn.

Joe Rogan 35:22 Yeah.

Mark Normand 35:22 It's like they all know to go there.

Joe Rogan 35:23 Well, he was a San Francisco guy.

Mark Normand 35:25 Ah.

Joe Rogan 35:25 He lived, he lived up there his whole life, and, um, I got this message from a friend of mine. Tony jumped off the bridge. I was like, "No."

Mark Normand 35:32 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 35:34 [sighs]

Mark Normand 35:35 Crazy. Well, it's weird.

Joe Rogan 35:36 'Cause I, I watch matches sometimes on YouTube-

Mark Normand 35:39 Mm-hmm

Joe Rogan 35:39 ... and he's doing the commentary for the matches.

Mark Normand 35:40 Oh, that's crazy.

Joe Rogan 35:41 It's so strange, 'cause he seems so happy. He's enjoying himself. They're cracking up, and I'm like, what is it that makes someone wanna end it? You know, what is it? Like, what was... I guess he had, like, some failed business ventures, and he was going bankrupt and-

Mark Normand 35:57 Hmm. Well, depression is, you know, way, was way more, uh, unresearched back then.

Joe Rogan 36:03 Yeah.

Mark Normand 36:03 You know, he probably just thought, "Ah, something's wrong with me. I gotta end this pain."

Joe Rogan 36:07 Yeah.

Mark Normand 36:08 But damn. But yeah, everybody who lived, they said, each of them said separately, "Right when my hand left the rail, I was, I, I regretted it."

Joe Rogan 36:17 Oh, yeah. They all say that.

Mark Normand 36:18 Every single one.

Joe Rogan 36:18 They all say that, yeah, everybody who lives.

Mark Normand 36:20 Don't do it.

Joe Rogan 36:21 It's, it's a terrible idea.

Mark Normand 36:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:23 Do you remember the one in Downtown LA where the guy was, like, on... I think he shot himself with a shotgun, and he was, like, standing on the edge of a bridge, and it was live on TV. Do you remember that one?

Mark Normand 36:35 No, no.

Joe Rogan 36:36 There was, like, a standoff. They were trying to get him to not jump, but he had a shotgun. Some-

Mark Normand 36:39 What?

Joe Rogan 36:40 I think I'm conflating it.

Mark Normand 36:41 Pull it up.

Joe Rogan 36:41 But I'm pretty sure he blew his brains out-

Mark Normand 36:43 Ah

Joe Rogan 36:43 ... on TV.

Mark Normand 36:44 Damn.

Joe Rogan 36:45 Yeah.

Mark Normand 36:45 I knew about the fat guy with the gun in the mouth.

Joe Rogan 36:48 Oh, yeah.

Mark Normand 36:48 The old politician guy.

Joe Rogan 36:50 Was he a judge? Was he a dirty-

Mark Normand 36:51 Maybe a judge

Joe Rogan 36:52 ... a dirty judge?

Mark Normand 36:53 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 36:53 That's, that song Hey Man, Nice Shot.

Mark Normand 36:55 Exactly.

Joe Rogan 36:56 Yeah.

Mark Normand 36:56 Yeah. And that was a hot video when I was a kid.

Joe Rogan 36:59 Oh, yeah.

Mark Normand 36:59 Like ta- what is it? Taste of Death or-

Joe Rogan 37:01 Bud Faces.

Speaker 37:01 Bud Dwyer.

Mark Normand 37:02 Faces of Death.

Joe Rogan 37:03 Bud Dwyer.

Mark Normand 37:03 Bud Dwyer! That's it.

Joe Rogan 37:04 That was one of the first ones where you got to see a guy die, like a viral vid- He put a giant gun in his mouth.

Mark Normand 37:10 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 37:10 It was like a .44.

Mark Normand 37:11 And everybody goes, "No, no, don't do it!" Oh.

Joe Rogan 37:14 Yeah.

Mark Normand 37:14 Great. He's like, "Stay back."

Joe Rogan 37:15 Hang on, relax. Everyone, stay calm.

Mark Normand 37:17 Yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 37:17 He just shoved it in his mouth and boom.

Mark Normand 37:19 Woo.

Joe Rogan 37:20 Blew the top of his dome off.

Mark Normand 37:21 And now we just see people getting shot on Twitter every 10 seconds.

Joe Rogan 37:24 Every day.

Mark Normand 37:25 I mean, the Kirk thing, I remember waking up and being like, "Good God."

Joe Rogan 37:28 The Kirk thing's weird. The Kirk thing's weird because now there's video footage from behind.

Mark Normand 37:33 Is that right?

Joe Rogan 37:34 Yeah. It, it... I mean, the round that he was supposedly shot with was a .30-06, which is a big round. That's a round that you'd kill a moose with.

Mark Normand 37:42 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 37:43 And it doesn't even have an exit wound.

Mark Normand 37:45 Right.

Joe Rogan 37:45 It don't make no sense. It makes zero sense.

Mark Normand 37:48 Well, you hear about this Joe Kent.

Joe Rogan 37:50 Yeah.

Mark Normand 37:50 Yeah, they told him not to research or investigate.

Joe Rogan 37:53 Yes.

Mark Normand 37:54 So what's up with that?

Joe Rogan 37:55 He said that they were told to stop their investigation-

Mark Normand 37:59 Yeah

Joe Rogan 37:59 ... and that they were gonna handle it.

Mark Normand 38:00 And he just resigned.

Joe Rogan 38:01 And meanwhile, have they handled it? Like, we haven't seen that guy, the, the guy who loves furries, who supposedly killed Charlie Kirk.

Mark Normand 38:07 Tyler... Something.

Joe Rogan 38:09 Robinson.

Mark Normand 38:09 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:10 Yeah. We haven't seen him talk. He hasn't-

Mark Normand 38:12 No

Joe Rogan 38:13 ... he hasn't said he did it. He hasn't said he didn't do it. There's no known, like, independent video of him talking about it.

Mark Normand 38:19 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:20 And then there was footage of him, like, at a yoga shop-

Mark Normand 38:23 Right

Joe Rogan 38:23 ... like way across town, like 20 minutes later. The whole thing is, like, super sus.

Mark Normand 38:27 It's similar with the goat shot Trump, whatever his name was. He had three names.

Joe Rogan 38:31 Oh yeah, that kid.

Mark Normand 38:33 That-

Joe Rogan 38:33 That kid was in a BlackRock commercial two years before.

Mark Normand 38:36 Exactly. He had no silverware, and look, I, I-

Joe Rogan 38:37 His house was professionally scrubbed.

Mark Normand 38:39 I... And no one can ask questions about that? We can't, uh, deep dive on that?

Joe Rogan 38:44 If you do, you're a conspiracy theorist.

Mark Normand 38:46 [laughs] He shot a b- a presidential elect.

Joe Rogan 38:49 Well, yeah, not only that, but isn't that a fucking conspiracy? Like, that's a conspiracy.

Mark Normand 38:53 Right.

Joe Rogan 38:54 He conspired to murder the president of the United States. And-

Mark Normand 38:57 Yeah

Joe Rogan 38:57 ... it seems like he had help.

Mark Normand 38:59 Of course.

Joe Rogan 38:59 Like, how the fuck did he get up onto that roof? How did they not have people on that roof? They said the slope was too steep.

Mark Normand 39:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:06 But meanwhile, there were snipers on another roof that had a sharper angled roof.

Mark Normand 39:10 Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then he has no social media.

Joe Rogan 39:13 Yeah.

Mark Normand 39:13 He has no history. It's all kooky.

Joe Rogan 39:16 Super suspect.

Mark Normand 39:17 Yeah. And we can't ask questions or else we're assholes.

Joe Rogan 39:20 Well, not only that, the, the kooky people online now think that that was staged, and that-

Mark Normand 39:25 Right

Joe Rogan 39:25 ... you know, Trump had that guy shoot his ear. Like, you don't know jack shit about guns if you think that that was staged.

Mark Normand 39:32 I will say the flag going up with the photo op was pretty, was pretty, uh, perfect.

Joe Rogan 39:37 But sometimes that's like Dennis the Menace.

Mark Normand 39:39 Ah.

Joe Rogan 39:39 Shit just lines up perfectly.

Mark Normand 39:40 I guess so.

Joe Rogan 39:41 You know what I mean? Sometimes weird stuff happens.

Mark Normand 39:44 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 39:44 That you're like, "How is this so perfect?"

Mark Normand 39:46 Right. Right. But-

Joe Rogan 39:48 You know?

Mark Normand 39:49 Yeah, we gotta get to the bottom of that, I mean-

Joe Rogan 39:50 But he got shot in the ear, man. I saw his fucking ear. He had, like, a little mark on his ear-

Mark Normand 39:54 I remember that

Joe Rogan 39:54 ... where it hit him.

Mark Normand 39:55 Get, get Nick Shirley on this shit. He's cracking all kinds of cases.

Joe Rogan 39:58 Bro, the, the stuff that he just found in California is bonkers.

Mark Normand 40:02 If you see that guy in your town, you're fucked.

Joe Rogan 40:04 Yeah. Well-

Mark Normand 40:05 He has a, a per- persistent little queef, that guy.

Joe Rogan 40:08 But did you see what the governor posted, what Newsom's press office posted? They posted a photo of Nick Shirley, like a fake Nick Shirley, like a meme.

Mark Normand 40:16 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 40:16 Like Nick Shirley peeking into windows.

Mark Normand 40:18 I saw that.

Joe Rogan 40:18 Like, hey, he's doing your job.

Mark Normand 40:21 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 40:22 He's uncovering fraud, and what you're doing is mocking him?

Mark Normand 40:26 Right. You should go, "Oh shit, that's fraud."

Joe Rogan 40:28 Yeah.

Mark Normand 40:29 "I'm the governor."

Joe Rogan 40:30 They should just open up the investigations into all these places immediately if you cared, but all they wanna do is just obfuscate, cover it up, make it look silly.

Mark Normand 40:41 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 40:41 Make it look like he's something, whatever he is, white supremacist.

Mark Normand 40:44 Right, right. MAGA.

Joe Rogan 40:46 Nazi, whatever, MAGA. Phil- come up with a name.

Mark Normand 40:48 I don't wanna get too... My kid's at a Somali daycare right now.

Joe Rogan 40:51 Yeah.

Mark Normand 40:51 So I don't wanna-

Joe Rogan 40:52 Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga

Mark Normand 40:53 ... I don't wanna say anything crazy. But yeah, that was, that was all kooky. And look, I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore, s- you know? And you, if you ask questions, you're this, you get labeled. I don't know.

Joe Rogan 41:03 I know.

Mark Normand 41:03 It's a wacky time, and-

Joe Rogan 41:05 Yeah

Mark Normand 41:05 ... no one's happy.

Joe Rogan 41:06 It's, uh, a time where we've never had more information, and no one's sh- less sure about anything.

Mark Normand 41:12 Yes. And the same with lo- we're more lonely than ever, and we have more connectivity than ever.

Joe Rogan 41:17 Yeah, but it's the kind of connectivity that people have just... It's not... That's why I'm off social media. It's just not good for you. It's not-

Mark Normand 41:24 No.

Joe Rogan 41:25 I hop on to post things, and then I get the fuck out of there.

Mark Normand 41:28 But you seem to know a s- a ton of stuff, so I'm like, how are you off social media but also-

Joe Rogan 41:31 The news

Mark Normand 41:31 ... knowledgeable?

Joe Rogan 41:32 Google News feed, and then things that informed people send me.

Mark Normand 41:36 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 41:36 I rely on people sending me things now, which is way better.

Mark Normand 41:39 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:39 'Cause everybody's always sending you things that are f- "Have you seen this shit? Holy fuck."

Mark Normand 41:43 I say something yesterday about that.

Joe Rogan 41:44 Always.

Mark Normand 41:45 YouTube deleted it.

Joe Rogan 41:46 Yeah. I don't think they did.

Mark Normand 41:47 Oh, really?

Joe Rogan 41:48 Yeah, I think it's back, or if it was deleted, it was pulled back up.

Mark Normand 41:50 Mm.

Joe Rogan 41:50 The, the Nick Shirley thing.

Mark Normand 41:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:52 Yeah.

Mark Normand 41:52 Okay.

Joe Rogan 41:53 Yeah.

Mark Normand 41:53 Well, good.

Joe Rogan 41:54 'Cause other people said, "I found it. It's r- it's right here." So it might've just been a glitch.

Mark Normand 41:58 Right.

Joe Rogan 41:58 Or it might've been they thought about deleting it, and someone said, "That's gonna make it worse."

Mark Normand 42:02 Exactly. Exactly.

Joe Rogan 42:04 'Cause it definitely makes it worse, but...

Mark Normand 42:05 But if it is true, I don't know if it all, it all is true with the fraud and everything, but I'm like, can we stop it? Can we get the money back? Can we help people who are paying taxes who are not getting anything out of it, and it's all going to some guy in a Cybertruck? Like-

Joe Rogan 42:20 [laughs]

Mark Normand 42:21 ... wh- when, where, where's the redemption? Where's the, uh, comeuppance or the...

Joe Rogan 42:25 Well, this is the thing that Elon Musk told me about during the DOGE stuff. He said the biggest fraud in this country is Medicare fraud, Medicaid fraud.

Mark Normand 42:33 Ooh.

Joe Rogan 42:33 He's like-

Mark Normand 42:33 Right

Joe Rogan 42:33 ... and that, if that gets... He goes like, "I don't even wanna talk about it 'cause I don't want them to kill me."

Mark Normand 42:37 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 42:38 He literally said that. He's like, "We're talking about hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud."

Mark Normand 42:42 But don't we have the worst healthcare or whatever?

Joe Rogan 42:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mark Normand 42:45 Huh.

Joe Rogan 42:46 But it doesn't matter. It's not about actual healthcare. It's about using the system to extract money, pretending you have a daycare-

Mark Normand 42:53 Mm

Joe Rogan 42:53 ... pretending you have a hospice-

Mark Normand 42:54 Mm

Joe Rogan 42:54 ... pretending you have a this and a that, and really you're just lying about who's there and collecting checks from the government.

Mark Normand 43:02 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 43:02 'Cause if you have a bunch of clients... Like, there was one place in Minneapolis that was saying they were feeding, like, 5,000 people a day. They never saw more than 40 people there. They investigated.

Mark Normand 43:10 Wow.

Joe Rogan 43:10 Like, this is just, they're just taking money.

Mark Normand 43:13 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 43:13 And they're getting millions and millions of dollars.

Mark Normand 43:15 Millions.

Joe Rogan 43:16 It's crazy. But you gotta think, if this thing has been going on for so long, they probably have a whole system, no one's ever investigated it, it's been happening for over a decade, and they just like, "This is what we do," and they-

Mark Normand 43:27 Yeah

Joe Rogan 43:27 ... they're all just cashing in.

Mark Normand 43:29 Yeah, but I don't know. Like, my friend lives in Minneapolis. He's a, an old pal, and he's like, "I've known Tim Walz my whole life. He was always the governor, and he's a nice guy." But then you see this shit, and you're like, so is he stupid or is he, uh, corrupt?

Joe Rogan 43:43 Well, you can know someone and think they're a nice guy 'cause they're a nice guy to you.

Mark Normand 43:47 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 43:48 You know what I mean?

Mark Normand 43:49 Right.

Joe Rogan 43:49 Like, I know a lot of people, and people will say, "That guy's a piece of shit." I'm like [sighs] maybe. But to me, all I can judge is how he treats me and how he talks to me.

Mark Normand 43:58 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 43:58 But he's gonna talk different to me than he's gonna talk to people that don't matter-

Mark Normand 44:03 Right

Joe Rogan 44:03 ... to him.

Mark Normand 44:04 Yeah, and you only know of his online-

Joe Rogan 44:06 Yeah

Mark Normand 44:06 ... perception.

Joe Rogan 44:07 Tim Walz just seems weird.

Mark Normand 44:10 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 44:10 Like, it just... There's no humans that I know like that, that wave like that, that walk around-

Mark Normand 44:15 Right

Joe Rogan 44:15 ... like this. It's just not normal behavior.

Mark Normand 44:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 44:18 And he stopped his run for re-election-

Mark Normand 44:21 I saw that

Joe Rogan 44:22 ... because of this Minneapolis fraud.

Mark Normand 44:23 Ooh.

Joe Rogan 44:24 So there's something to it.

Mark Normand 44:25 But he just wants some acknowledgement. He just want them to go like, "Jeez, that is crazy. Holy shit." But instead it's like, "Shut it down. Don't listen to that guy."

Joe Rogan 44:32 Exactly.

Mark Normand 44:32 I just... Just, just stop making me feel crazy.

Joe Rogan 44:35 You're not crazy. It's real. It's real. The... I mean, maybe Nick Shirley, 90, maybe 100% of it isn't fraudulent that he uncovered. Maybe some of it's legit. But there's definitely some fraud involved.

Mark Normand 44:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 44:47 And it's enough that you realize, like, this is... You're talking about enormous amounts of money.

Mark Normand 44:53 Right.

Joe Rogan 44:53 And how long, how long has this been going on?

Mark Normand 44:54 I know.

Joe Rogan 44:55 And, and also, who's getting paid?

Mark Normand 44:57 Yes.

Joe Rogan 44:57 Is anybody getting backdoor deals? Is there any offshore accounts that other people have access to?

Mark Normand 45:02 Exactly.

Joe Rogan 45:02 And they're funneling money, and no one knows about it, and...

Mark Normand 45:05 Well, let's paper trail this shit and get to something. We don't make any arrests. Like, all the Epstein guys are out there. In, in England and Norway, they, they popped a few guys at least.

Joe Rogan 45:13 Well, that was what the Doge stuff was all about. That was the, the whole purpose for it all.

Mark Normand 45:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 45:18 The whole purpose for the Doge stuff was to try to uncover a lot of this stuff, and they found fucking tons of it, hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud, and what happened to those guys? Those guys are getting... You know, they're getting questioned now, and, uh-

Mark Normand 45:30 Okay

Joe Rogan 45:31 ... and people are... You know, the guys, the Doge guys are, like, having to give testimony.

Mark Normand 45:36 Uh-oh.

Joe Rogan 45:36 They're like, they're like, like, you know, "You shut down important government functions."

Mark Normand 45:39 Right. Right.

Joe Rogan 45:39 It's like, well, actually these fucking things didn't... No- nothing was getting done, and these people were making enormous amounts of money.

Mark Normand 45:46 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 45:47 It's like, did you see that fucking bridge that they're building in California-

Mark Normand 45:50 I did, the Wildlife

Joe Rogan 45:51 ... up the mountain lions?

Mark Normand 45:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 45:53 It's over $100 million.

Mark Normand 45:54 I know.

Joe Rogan 45:55 And they need more money-

Mark Normand 45:56 Yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 45:56 ... for a fucking bridge.

Mark Normand 45:58 I know.

Joe Rogan 45:59 Meanwhile, Colorado built, built one, a similar one, for a fraction of the cost.

Mark Normand 46:03 No, I think it was 5 million.

Joe Rogan 46:04 Yeah. Fraction of the cost-

Mark Normand 46:05 Yeah

Joe Rogan 46:05 ... and, and completed it.

Mark Normand 46:07 Right.

Joe Rogan 46:07 And it's done. And in California, like, "We need more money to save the fox."

Mark Normand 46:12 Well, there's so many regulations that you can't... There's so much red tape, you can't get anywhere.

Joe Rogan 46:16 I- It's a little bit of that, but they're blaming tariffs and the government, but-

Mark Normand 46:19 Oh

Joe Rogan 46:20 ... shut up. Shut up.

Mark Normand 46:21 Tariffs.

Joe Rogan 46:21 I doubt, I doubt that's what it is. I doubt it's $100 million and you can't finish it because of tariffs. That don't make any sense.

Mark Normand 46:28 Well, we're still waiting on the bullet train. That started 25 years ago.

Joe Rogan 46:31 Oh, that was billions.

Mark Normand 46:32 Billions.

Joe Rogan 46:33 Billions.

Mark Normand 46:33 Still not done.

Joe Rogan 46:34 Billions, nothing.

Mark Normand 46:34 Meanwhile, Japan is whizzing all over the place at light speed.

Joe Rogan 46:37 Have you ever seen... I think it's in China. There's one that they debuted, they showed in China, and it's just whizzing by these people, and you get to see how fast it is in real time when you're standing next to it.

Mark Normand 46:46 No.

Joe Rogan 46:47 It's bonkers, dude.

Mark Normand 46:48 Man.

Joe Rogan 46:49 It's just... And you just think, the problem with that is, how much track is there?

Mark Normand 46:55 Mm.

Joe Rogan 46:55 There's a lot of track.

Mark Normand 46:57 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 46:57 How many psychos are out there that could just lay something on the track?

Mark Normand 47:01 [laughs] Well, that's more American. They don't do that shit.

Joe Rogan 47:04 Yeah, but-

Mark Normand 47:04 They're raised better

Joe Rogan 47:04 ... someone can do it.

Mark Normand 47:06 They could, but they're J- Japanese. They're repressed, so they get it all out with those, those trains.

Joe Rogan 47:12 [laughs]

Mark Normand 47:13 Right? It, it's like Nick Shirley, he's a virgin. So he's, uh, he's motivated.

Joe Rogan 47:17 Yeah, that's weird, right?

Mark Normand 47:19 It is a little weird, but I'd rather that an incel do that shit than, uh, you know, shoot up a place.

Joe Rogan 47:24 Well, there's a lot of these virgin influencers now.

Mark Normand 47:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:27 Like Nick Fuentes is a virgin, allegedly.

Mark Normand 47:29 Yeah. Weird.

Joe Rogan 47:30 This guy's a virgin.

Mark Normand 47:31 I don't trust... I don't know a lot about these virgins. That- that's, uh, feels unnatural.

Joe Rogan 47:35 It is unnatural.

Mark Normand 47:35 Go get laid. You're young. You're, you're-

Joe Rogan 47:37 It's very unnormal.

Mark Normand 47:38 Very, very strange.

Joe Rogan 47:40 Very.

Mark Normand 47:40 It's like Zoran. I don't trust an Indian who never had a job.

Joe Rogan 47:43 Ah.

Mark Normand 47:44 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 47:44 Is he Indian?

Mark Normand 47:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:45 Mamdani?

Mark Normand 47:46 I believe he's Indian.

Joe Rogan 47:47 Is he?

Mark Normand 47:48 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 47:49 So what is he? Is he Indian Muslim?

Mark Normand 47:49 I think he's from Africa, but he's, he is Indian.

Joe Rogan 47:51 Right. Yeah, he's from Africa.

Mark Normand 47:53 But have you... You never had a job? Every Indian guy I know is the hardest working dude on the planet.

Joe Rogan 47:57 He's never had a job at all?

Mark Normand 47:58 No. I think he was a rapper.

Joe Rogan 48:01 Mamdani's never had a job?

Mark Normand 48:03 No, I don't believe so. This is his first gig.

Joe Rogan 48:05 That's crazy.

Mark Normand 48:06 I know. It's-

Joe Rogan 48:07 Imagine your first gig, you're the mayor of New York City.

Mark Normand 48:09 Yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 48:10 On one hand, super impressive.

Mark Normand 48:11 Very impressive.

Joe Rogan 48:12 First gig, way to go. This guy's, the sky's the limit for this guy.

Mark Normand 48:15 I know.

Joe Rogan 48:16 His first job, he's the mayor-

Mark Normand 48:18 Yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 48:18 ... of New York City.

Mark Normand 48:19 Yeah, it's like losing your virginity to, you know, Heidi Klum.

Joe Rogan 48:22 But I think he won because he said he's not going to Israel.

Mark Normand 48:26 That was smart. And affordability.

Joe Rogan 48:29 Yeah.

Mark Normand 48:29 New York's so expensive.

Joe Rogan 48:30 Well, also, yeah, people are like, "We're tired of all the-"

Mark Normand 48:32 We're broke.

Joe Rogan 48:32 Well, the n- the narrative is the rich people are causing all your problems-

Mark Normand 48:35 Right

Joe Rogan 48:35 ... and we need to tax the rich people. But meanwhile, the rich people in New York are responsible for more than 50% of the taxes.

Mark Normand 48:40 Sure. Well, Hochul just said, "Please come back." Did you see that clip?

Joe Rogan 48:43 Yeah, good luck.

Mark Normand 48:44 Yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 48:45 Good luck. Good luck-

Mark Normand 48:46 And I think he seems like a nice guy. I think he's got good intentions, but it just, uh, you know, you need some experience, and you need money.

Joe Rogan 48:53 Yeah.

Mark Normand 48:53 'Cause he keeps saying free. Free buses, free healthcare, free childcare, and you're like-

Joe Rogan 48:58 Yeah

Mark Normand 48:58 ... "Stop saying free. That should be illegal." 'Cause someone has to pay for it.

Joe Rogan 49:01 Right.

Mark Normand 49:01 So-

Joe Rogan 49:01 There's nothing free.

Mark Normand 49:02 Nothing is free.

Joe Rogan 49:03 You're just adding to the bureaucracy. You're adding to the government waste. You're adding to the possibility of fraud.

Mark Normand 49:09 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 49:09 And meanwhile, you're just releasing people on the, on the streets.

Mark Normand 49:12 Yeah, and I think, I have a theory that Muslim is cool. Muslim is like the new Black. It's cool. Muslim's hip now. It's different. It's, uh, exotic. It's fun.

Joe Rogan 49:23 The... I think the, the problem is people conflate Muslim and Islamist.

Mark Normand 49:28 Sure.

Joe Rogan 49:28 And that's two very different things. Like, I know a lot of Muslims, and they're great people.

Mark Normand 49:31 Totally.

Joe Rogan 49:32 But Islamists are people that want a global caliphate, and they want-

Mark Normand 49:36 Yes

Joe Rogan 49:36 ... you know, they want death to the infidels.

Mark Normand 49:38 Mm.

Joe Rogan 49:38 This is the difference between Iran and, like, Saudi Arabia.

Mark Normand 49:42 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 49:42 Like, Saudi Arabia are Muslims. The Iranians are Islamists.

Mark Normand 49:45 Right.

Joe Rogan 49:46 And they're, they're state-sponsored terrorism, the whole deal.

Mark Normand 49:48 Yeah, yeah. Well, any extreme. You know, like a Hasidic Jew versus a Paul Rudd.

Joe Rogan 49:53 Yes.

Mark Normand 49:54 You know?

Joe Rogan 49:54 Right, right, right.

Mark Normand 49:54 Paul Rudd's a fun guy, has a cocktail. He's a funny movie. And then a, a Hasidic Jew is like, "All right. Let me cut your foreskin off and suck the blood."

Joe Rogan 50:03 Right. Give you herpes.

Mark Normand 50:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:05 Or these crazy fucking right-wing radical Christian nationalists-

Mark Normand 50:09 Mm

Joe Rogan 50:09 ... that think that we're supposed to be over in Israel so that Jesus can come back on a white horse.

Mark Normand 50:14 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 50:15 Have you seen that?

Mark Normand 50:16 No, no.

Joe Rogan 50:17 Oh, Jamie, pull that story up that I sent you, or I could resend it to you if you want. There's-

Mark Normand 50:21 Wow

Joe Rogan 50:21 ... there's a crazy story that was on Yahoo about this guy who's a non-commissioned officer that went to a military debriefing.

Mark Normand 50:28 Wow.

Joe Rogan 50:28 So it was like a, a, a, an operation readiness meeting or a war meeting.

Mark Normand 50:33 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 50:33 And one of these fucking guys, one of these high-level commanders says, "Don't be worried because Trump is anointed by Jesus Christ to bring back the return-

Mark Normand 50:43 Oh, no

Joe Rogan 50:44 ... to bring back Jesus' return on Earth." "Commander claimed Trump was anointed by Jesus to cause Armageddon to justify the Iran attacks."

Mark Normand 50:52 Wow. [laughs] See, that's like up there with Allah will protect me.

Joe Rogan 50:57 Exactly.

Mark Normand 50:57 Same shit.

Joe Rogan 50:58 It's the same shit. It's just coming from a different religion.

Mark Normand 51:00 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:01 But it's the same mindset. Like, look what he said. Um, see what he said... Did you find the actual quote?

Mark Normand 51:11 There you go.

Joe Rogan 51:11 "He urges to tell our troops this is all part of God's divine plan, specifically referenced numerous citations out of the Book of Revelations referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ."

Mark Normand 51:22 Ay, yay, yay.

Joe Rogan 51:23 And he said, added, "The superior had a big grin on his face when he said all this, which made his message seem even more crazy."

Mark Normand 51:30 Wow.

Joe Rogan 51:31 Bro.

Mark Normand 51:32 Scary shit.

Joe Rogan 51:33 That's just as scary. Those are just-

Mark Normand 51:34 Completely

Joe Rogan 51:35 ... as scary as suicide bombers. It's like people that are, like, true believers-

Mark Normand 51:39 Yes

Joe Rogan 51:40 ... in something that, you know, objectively-

Mark Normand 51:42 Ugh

Joe Rogan 51:42 ... sounds a lot like nonsense.

Mark Normand 51:43 I would say there's less blowing up shit-

Joe Rogan 51:45 Yeah. A little, little now

Mark Normand 51:46 ... with the extreme, uh, Christian guy.

Joe Rogan 51:48 Sure, because they won. Go back to the Inquisition.

Mark Normand 51:50 Oh, okay.

Joe Rogan 51:51 When they were fucking torturing people and-

Mark Normand 51:53 That's a good point

Joe Rogan 51:54 ... you know, people for, you know, for God's word or for, you know, to, for God's service, in service of God, have done some wild shit.

Mark Normand 52:02 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:03 But it's just people. You know? It's just people, when they get into positions of radical belief-

Mark Normand 52:08 Mm

Joe Rogan 52:09 ... they just, they go nutty.

Mark Normand 52:11 Yeah, it's like a cult. The cult is just a microcosm of a full religion.

Joe Rogan 52:14 Exactly.

Mark Normand 52:14 You know? It's just some crazy guy who's like, "I'm gonna fuck all of you, and then we'll drink Kool-Aid."

Joe Rogan 52:19 I used to do a joke about it where I said, "A cult is a thing where a guy creates it, and that guy knows it's bullshit. In a religion, that guy's dead."

Mark Normand 52:30 Wait a minute.

Joe Rogan 52:31 Yeah.

Mark Normand 52:32 Oh, I see.

Joe Rogan 52:33 In religion, the guy who created it is dead.

Mark Normand 52:35 [laughs] Oh, right, right.

Joe Rogan 52:36 So it's like everybody just believes.

Mark Normand 52:37 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:38 But if, in a cult, you know, like David Koresh-

Mark Normand 52:40 Sure

Joe Rogan 52:41 ... or, you know-

Mark Normand 52:42 The, the-

Joe Rogan 52:42 ... fill in the blank, the Moonies, whatever it is.

Mark Normand 52:44 Yeah, the Kool-Aid guy.

Joe Rogan 52:44 Some guy created it, and he knew it's bullshit.

Mark Normand 52:47 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:47 Scientology, that guy is a science fiction author.

Mark Normand 52:50 Completely.

Joe Rogan 52:50 Exactly.

Mark Normand 52:50 L. Ron Hubbard.

Joe Rogan 52:51 But now he's dead, so it's a religion.

Mark Normand 52:53 Ah.

Joe Rogan 52:53 And they have tax-free exempt status.

Mark Normand 52:56 That's good.

Joe Rogan 52:56 They're exempt from taxes.

Mark Normand 52:58 Is that right?

Joe Rogan 52:59 Scientology.

Mark Normand 52:59 No.

Joe Rogan 53:00 Yes.

Mark Normand 53:00 That's how they can afford all that real estate in LA.

Joe Rogan 53:02 Oh, they have so much real estate.

Mark Normand 53:04 Crazy buildings.

Joe Rogan 53:05 Yeah. Crazy buildings.

Mark Normand 53:05 Right in down- downtown.

Joe Rogan 53:07 And that's the nuttiest thing about L. Ron Hubbard, is like he's one of the worst authors of all time.

Mark Normand 53:12 Oh, he stinks.

Joe Rogan 53:13 Terrible.

Mark Normand 53:14 And he's a weird-looking dude. I think he beat his wife.

Joe Rogan 53:16 Did he?

Mark Normand 53:17 Oh, yeah. He was a troubled-

Joe Rogan 53:18 You can say that 'cause he's dead.

Mark Normand 53:19 [laughs] I watched a little documentary on him. He's a troubled individual.

Joe Rogan 53:22 Well, he was definitely troubled, which is why he came up with Dianetics in the first place.

Mark Normand 53:26 Right.

Joe Rogan 53:26 He was trying to self-diagnose. He was trying to fix his own brain.

Mark Normand 53:30 But it also shows how sad and sheep-like people are, 'cause we're like, "We need something."

Joe Rogan 53:35 Mm-hmm.

Mark Normand 53:35 "I need something to believe in, something to go for. I'll support you. I'm alone."

Joe Rogan 53:38 Well, everybody's so lost that anybody who comes along that confidently claims they have the answer, people just follow.

Mark Normand 53:46 Yep.

Joe Rogan 53:46 Very odd.

Mark Normand 53:47 Every time.

Joe Rogan 53:47 Very odd. It's a-

Mark Normand 53:48 I-

Joe Rogan 53:49 It's like, I think it's programmed into us just, like, from the time that we were in tribes, and, you know, we had to count on the chief to be correct.

Mark Normand 53:56 Right.

Joe Rogan 53:57 You know what I mean?

Mark Normand 53:57 But I'm sure you got some, some psychos who are up your ass.

Joe Rogan 54:01 Who believe everything I say? Yeah.

Mark Normand 54:02 Yeah, 'cause you're so big. You got such a big, uh, umbrella.

Joe Rogan 54:05 Yeah, but I'm very clear that I don't know what I'm talking about.

Mark Normand 54:08 That's the key.

Joe Rogan 54:09 And if I do, uh, it's, like, very specific things. So I'm like, "I can tell you for sure that this is a fact."

Mark Normand 54:15 Right.

Joe Rogan 54:15 You know, because, you know, I'm an expert in a few things.

Mark Normand 54:18 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 54:18 But other things, I'm like, "You know, don't listen to me."

Mark Normand 54:20 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:21 "But this is what I think."

Mark Normand 54:23 Well, you're one of the few guys who will go, "Uh, you know what I said last week? I was wrong about that."

Joe Rogan 54:28 You have to.

Mark Normand 54:29 Nobody does that.

Joe Rogan 54:30 You gotta... Well, 'cause they're all... They all just want to be right all the time.

Mark Normand 54:33 Yes.

Joe Rogan 54:34 And they all, they all connect their identity with being correct about a... whether it's COVID or-

Mark Normand 54:40 Right

Joe Rogan 54:41 ... like COVID ruined a lot of people's credibility.

Mark Normand 54:43 100%.

Joe Rogan 54:44 Because they were all in on the vaccine, all in on this-

Mark Normand 54:46 Mm

Joe Rogan 54:46 ... all in on the lockdowns, all in on the masks.

Mark Normand 54:49 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 54:49 And then once it was revealed that all that stuff was bullshit, the vaccine didn't really prevent infection, didn't really... Those people just never came out and said, "You know what? I was wrong."

Mark Normand 54:58 I know, and that would go so far-

Joe Rogan 55:01 Mm-hmm

Mark Normand 55:01 ... but nobody will do it. And, and, and then the right and the left, they both just want their side to win, so they're like, "Just-"

Joe Rogan 55:06 Exactly.

Mark Normand 55:07 It's like when the ball goes out of bounds on your team, you're like, "I didn't see shit."

Joe Rogan 55:10 Exactly.

Mark Normand 55:10 And then the other team's like, "What are you, crazy? We got video footage."

Joe Rogan 55:13 Yeah. It's cheating.

Mark Normand 55:14 It's cheating.

Joe Rogan 55:15 You're cheating in the game of discourse.

Mark Normand 55:17 Right. Right.

Joe Rogan 55:18 Yeah. The game of discourse is you're supposed to say what you really think, and then when you think something differently, you say, "Okay, I was wrong."

Mark Normand 55:24 Yes.

Joe Rogan 55:25 You have to be able to say, "I... I was in- misinformed. I thought it was this, but it's actually that."

Mark Normand 55:30 Yeah. That's why those videos are so fun when they go to a college campus. They're like, "Can you believe what this... Trump said this?" And they go, "That's racist. He's a piece of shit." And they go, "Actually, that was Biden."

Joe Rogan 55:38 [laughs]

Mark Normand 55:38 And then they go, "Oh, well, what are you gonna do? I got class in a minute. I gotta go." [laughs]

Joe Rogan 55:44 "You don't vote for me, you ain't Black."

Mark Normand 55:46 [laughs] Yeah. He's got a-

Joe Rogan 55:47 Remember that?

Mark Normand 55:47 He's got a couple N-words too out there, by the way.

Joe Rogan 55:49 Does he?

Mark Normand 55:49 Oh, yeah. Pull it up. Biden had a few.

Joe Rogan 55:52 Well, I remember when he, he called, uh, African Americans super criminals, right?

Mark Normand 55:57 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 55:57 Or super predators. That was during the 1994 Crime Bill, which is... He was really responsible for a lot of that.

Mark Normand 56:03 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 56:04 The '94 Crime Bill, and people forget about that. Like, during the, uh, um, Clinton administration, like, Clinton, in a lot of... Clinton was a great president-

Mark Normand 56:13 Yeah, sure

Joe Rogan 56:13 ... in terms of what he did. Balanced the budget, great... Got head in the office, but, you know-

Mark Normand 56:18 Eh

Joe Rogan 56:18 ... let it go.

Mark Normand 56:19 Oral office.

Joe Rogan 56:20 Let it, let it go.

Mark Normand 56:21 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:21 Let it go.

Mark Normand 56:22 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 56:22 But other than that, like, he did a lot of things that were really good, but one of the things that he did that wasn't really good was the '94 Crime Bill. So many people wind up going to jail for the rest of their lives.

Mark Normand 56:33 That's true. That's true.

Joe Rogan 56:34 For that. They ruined so many families, so many lives lost.

Mark Normand 56:37 Mm. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:38 People that could have turned their life around, never got a chance, locked up forever.

Mark Normand 56:42 Yeah, and deported a lot of people too.

Joe Rogan 56:44 Oh, yeah. Not as much as-

Mark Normand 56:45 Big deporter

Joe Rogan 56:45 ... Biden. Or excuse me, not as much as Obama.

Mark Normand 56:47 Well, yeah. He was the king of that.

Joe Rogan 56:49 Not only did Obama deport more people than Trump, they arrested more Americans accidentally-

Mark Normand 56:56 Really?

Joe Rogan 56:56 ... than Trump. Yeah, the percentage of Americans arrested was higher, and also the deaths were higher. Also, he had two terms.

Mark Normand 57:03 True.

Joe Rogan 57:04 So you gotta think about that.

Mark Normand 57:05 True, yeah. But nobody got shot in the street.

Joe Rogan 57:09 What do you mean?

Mark Normand 57:09 Like, his ICE-

Joe Rogan 57:11 Oh

Mark Normand 57:11 ... didn't shoot anybody-

Joe Rogan 57:12 That's true

Mark Normand 57:12 ... that I know of.

Joe Rogan 57:13 No, they did. They did-

Mark Normand 57:14 Oh, come on

Joe Rogan 57:15 ... they did kill people. Yeah, they killed people. They-

Mark Normand 57:16 Civilians?

Joe Rogan 57:17 Um, I don't know if it was civilians or if it was actual, uh, illegals that they were trying to deport, but-

Mark Normand 57:24 Hmm

Joe Rogan 57:24 ... there was definitely a bunch of people that were killed. I wanna say it was somewhere in the range of 30.

Mark Normand 57:30 30?

Joe Rogan 57:31 Yeah.

Mark Normand 57:31 Well, no social media back then either.

Joe Rogan 57:34 Right. That's big.

Mark Normand 57:35 Big.

Joe Rogan 57:36 That changed everything.

Mark Normand 57:37 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 57:37 They could cover up everything back then.

Mark Normand 57:39 But wouldn't you like to talk to Obama and go, "Ah, come on," that was crazy, right?

Joe Rogan 57:42 Well, Marin talked to Obama, and he just kind of softballed him. You know, he just was like... He let Obama just kind of talk.

Mark Normand 57:50 Well-

Joe Rogan 57:50 He did it recently. He, he did it twice.

Mark Normand 57:52 Oh.

Joe Rogan 57:52 And both, both times it was kind of the same thing.

Mark Normand 57:55 But he is an icon, and he was a good president, and he seems like a cool guy.

Joe Rogan 57:58 He was a very good statesman.

Mark Normand 58:00 Yes.

Joe Rogan 58:00 Like, the way he talked was great, but he also said he was gonna protect whistleblowers, and he went back on all that. They even removed that part of the Hope and Change website.

Mark Normand 58:10 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 58:11 The Hope and Change... His Hope and Change website, when he was running for president, was all about removing whistleblowers. So what does it say here? "No documented cases of ICE agents directly killing anyone-

Mark Normand 58:21 There you go

Joe Rogan 58:21 ... such as through shootings or excessive force during Obama's presidency. However, 56 individuals died in ICE custody over that period."

Mark Normand 58:30 Hmm. Well, he did the cages.

Joe Rogan 58:31 From med... Okay, so that's how they died. So it wasn't shootings. Primarily from medical issues, like they had lead poisoning-

Mark Normand 58:39 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 58:39 ... from bullets.

Mark Normand 58:40 Whoa. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 58:40 Uh, inadequate care or, whoops, he hung himself in a two-foot cell.

Mark Normand 58:44 Ah.

Joe Rogan 58:45 With reports highlighting substandard medical treatment contributing to at least eight cases between 2010 and 2012. Most custody deaths under Obama were attributed to natural causes, heart disease. Well, you, you definitely, you're dealing with a lot of people that snuck in.

Mark Normand 59:00 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 59:01 Not suicides, hanging, or violence by agents.

Mark Normand 59:04 Aha.

Joe Rogan 59:05 Interesting.

Mark Normand 59:06 Interesting. And what's up with that wife dick?

Joe Rogan 59:09 [laughs]

Mark Normand 59:10 [laughs] Just a little levity, folks.

Joe Rogan 59:12 I wish that was true.

Mark Normand 59:14 I know. It's just a goof.

Joe Rogan 59:14 It'd be so fun.

Mark Normand 59:16 Just a goof.

Joe Rogan 59:17 I think the French one's true.

Mark Normand 59:18 The, the chef?

Joe Rogan 59:19 No. The... Candace Owens, when she was saying that, uh-

Mark Normand 59:22 No

Joe Rogan 59:22 ... Macron's-

Mark Normand 59:23 Get out of here

Joe Rogan 59:23 ... wife is a man.

Mark Normand 59:24 Come on.

Joe Rogan 59:25 Yeah.

Mark Normand 59:26 No way.

Joe Rogan 59:26 Yeah.

Mark Normand 59:27 I don't think so.

Joe Rogan 59:27 I don't... I might be wrong.

Mark Normand 59:29 I mean, she's a little, uh-

Joe Rogan 59:30 Something's odd

Mark Normand 59:31 ... she's odd. She's a little transy.

Joe Rogan 59:33 Yeah.

Mark Normand 59:34 But I don't think-

Joe Rogan 59:35 You ever see the way she sits?

Mark Normand 59:36 Pull it up. I have not.

Joe Rogan 59:37 Sits like a dude.

Mark Normand 59:39 No. What, manspread?

Joe Rogan 59:40 Oh, yeah. Yeah, manspread.

Mark Normand 59:41 Is that right?

Joe Rogan 59:42 Odd, odd l- alignment of the hips.

Mark Normand 59:45 Interesting.

Joe Rogan 59:45 Seems very masculine.

Mark Normand 59:47 Hmm.

Joe Rogan 59:47 You know, that's why men sit like that. It's not 'cause we're dicks.

Mark Normand 59:50 Right.

Joe Rogan 59:50 It's like your legs go out like that.

Mark Normand 59:52 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 59:52 Whereas women's legs go inward-

Mark Normand 59:54 Sure

Joe Rogan 59:54 ... because they have birthing hips, and the angle is different.

Mark Normand 59:58 Oh, I thought it was the ball bag.

Joe Rogan 59:59 Eh.

Mark Normand 1:00:00 Well, I'd say-

Joe Rogan 1:00:00 It's a little bit of it

Mark Normand 1:00:01 ... you're airing it out a little bit, whereas a woman-

Joe Rogan 1:00:03 Little bit

Mark Normand 1:00:03 ... has a clam, so she's... there's no, um, resistance.

Joe Rogan 1:00:06 Well, that's why you don't trust guys who sit like Ari.

Mark Normand 1:00:08 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:00:09 With that leg over the top, that cross-legged thing.

Mark Normand 1:00:12 Yeah, and ironically, he's got a huge bag.

Joe Rogan 1:00:14 He's got a big bag and a big cock.

Mark Normand 1:00:15 Crazy ju-

Joe Rogan 1:00:16 [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:00:16 ... jew hog on that guy. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:00:19 Little baby arm.

Mark Normand 1:00:21 [laughs] Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:00:22 Big old fucking sack.

Mark Normand 1:00:24 He's doing good.

Joe Rogan 1:00:25 He's n- he's doing good down there. Watch how she sits. Boom.

Mark Normand 1:00:27 Oh.

Joe Rogan 1:00:28 Look at that.

Mark Normand 1:00:28 Yeah. Yeah, wow.

Joe Rogan 1:00:29 That's, that's how a dude sits.

Mark Normand 1:00:31 That was a, that was a-

Joe Rogan 1:00:32 That's-

Mark Normand 1:00:32 ... manly sit.

Joe Rogan 1:00:33 Even the walk. Even the-

Mark Normand 1:00:34 I know

Joe Rogan 1:00:34 ... the stature, the skeletal frame, everything.

Mark Normand 1:00:37 Looks like John Denver.

Joe Rogan 1:00:38 That's... It looks like a guy with tits.

Mark Normand 1:00:39 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:00:40 Right? Boom. Look how he sits. But that's not the weirdest thing.

Mark Normand 1:00:44 Ah, come on.

Joe Rogan 1:00:44 The weirdest thing that everybody accepts, the fact that they started their relationship when "she," air quotes, was 40, and he was, like, 14 or 15.

Mark Normand 1:00:52 That's crazy.

Joe Rogan 1:00:53 That's crazy.

Mark Normand 1:00:53 If that was reversed, guy to girl-

Joe Rogan 1:00:55 Right

Mark Normand 1:00:55 ... that would be a headline.

Joe Rogan 1:00:56 Exactly.

Mark Normand 1:00:57 Big time.

Joe Rogan 1:00:58 But it's French. It's in France-

Mark Normand 1:01:00 True

Joe Rogan 1:01:00 ... so they're like, "Uh, we're different in France."

Mark Normand 1:01:03 They're sexual people. They, they didn't fuck with Me Too.In France

Joe Rogan 1:01:06 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:01:06 They were like, "No, no, we like being-

Joe Rogan 1:01:08 'Cause we would take the whole country down.

Mark Normand 1:01:09 Yeah. [laughs] Yeah, that's true.

Joe Rogan 1:01:10 Men and women.

Mark Normand 1:01:11 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:11 Look, that's a woman supposedly.

Mark Normand 1:01:13 Right. Italy, too.

Joe Rogan 1:01:13 Take her down, take 'em all down.

Mark Normand 1:01:15 It- Italy's like, "We hit the ladies and we, we, we, we catcall. That's our thing."

Joe Rogan 1:01:19 Oh, they're animals.

Mark Normand 1:01:20 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:01:21 I was in Rome with my kids in a taxi. It was just me and my kids, and this fucking driver of the taxi stopped the car in the middle of an intersection to catcal- catcall some lady-

Mark Normand 1:01:34 No way

Joe Rogan 1:01:34 ... who had a big ass, who was walking across the street.

Mark Normand 1:01:37 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:01:37 He says, "Mama mia, mama mia, look at that ass."

Mark Normand 1:01:39 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:01:40 And he just kept driving. I was like, "These people are animals."

Mark Normand 1:01:42 It's kinda charming with that voice, though.

Joe Rogan 1:01:45 It is, but you gotta realize, like, if you're in Rome, these are the descendants of the people that were there when the Colosseum was running.

Mark Normand 1:01:53 Sure.

Joe Rogan 1:01:53 These are the people that were there when the fucking Roman games, when Rome was conquering the world. Of course they're savages.

Mark Normand 1:01:59 Right, right. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:02:00 Of course. They're the descendants of savage, direct descendants of the, some of the most savage people that ever walked the face of the earth.

Mark Normand 1:02:07 Yeah, those gladiators and shit.

Joe Rogan 1:02:08 The Roman Empire.

Mark Normand 1:02:09 They fought lions.

Joe Rogan 1:02:10 They took over everything.

Mark Normand 1:02:11 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:02:11 And then they, they got the Vatican right there, which is a weird-

Mark Normand 1:02:14 Oh, yeah

Joe Rogan 1:02:15 ... fucking country that's in the middle of their city.

Mark Normand 1:02:17 I think that's a good balance.

Joe Rogan 1:02:18 [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:02:18 They got crazy shit with the orgies, the wine, and then the gay stuff, and then they got the Vatican. That's, to me, that's kinda healthy.

Joe Rogan 1:02:24 Jesus gives you a free pass. You just gotta say you're sorry.

Mark Normand 1:02:27 Right. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:02:28 Just gotta confess.

Mark Normand 1:02:29 Best loophole of all time was that confession bullshit.

Joe Rogan 1:02:32 I think they did that just to get information on people in, in the town.

Mark Normand 1:02:35 Ooh.

Joe Rogan 1:02:35 Find out what they were doing.

Mark Normand 1:02:36 That's true.

Joe Rogan 1:02:37 Like, "Hey, God says it's okay. You still go to heaven."

Mark Normand 1:02:40 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:02:41 "You gotta tell, tell the priest." And the priest, like, immediately went and told the mayor.

Mark Normand 1:02:44 Oh.

Joe Rogan 1:02:45 Yeah, that's what I think.

Mark Normand 1:02:46 Informing.

Joe Rogan 1:02:47 100%.

Mark Normand 1:02:48 Never thought of it that way.

Joe Rogan 1:02:48 Of course. How else would you get people to tell all the dirty shit that they're doing, all the crime they're committing?

Mark Normand 1:02:54 Oh, God. I-

Joe Rogan 1:02:55 That's the way you get 'em

Mark Normand 1:02:56 ... I went to Catholic school. I told those fuckers everything.

Joe Rogan 1:02:58 Did you?

Mark Normand 1:02:59 I was in the box going, "I jerked off to my aunt." [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:03:02 [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:03:02 "She's got huge tits." I, I, I really went off in there. It was like a podcast.

Joe Rogan 1:03:06 I never got to sit in one. I went to Catholic school only for one year.

Mark Normand 1:03:09 Mm.

Joe Rogan 1:03:09 When I was first grade.

Mark Normand 1:03:10 Did you make it out?

Joe Rogan 1:03:11 Oh, I made it out, and I was like, "I'm never going back again." It, it queered me off of religion forever.

Mark Normand 1:03:16 [laughs] That's a weird term to go with.

Joe Rogan 1:03:18 I was like, "This is not real." Like, that-

Mark Normand 1:03:19 Of course

Joe Rogan 1:03:20 ... this lady, I don't remember anybody's name from the time when I was six, but Sister Mary Josephine, I'll remember that cunt till the day I die.

Mark Normand 1:03:27 Oh, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:03:27 She was so mean, and I was so confused, 'cause I had only been with my mom and my dad and my grandparents, who were all nice to me.

Mark Normand 1:03:36 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:03:37 I'd never been around anybody mean to me.

Mark Normand 1:03:39 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:03:39 And then all of a sudden I'm around this vicious bitch-

Mark Normand 1:03:42 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:03:42 ... who's supposed to be, like, the person of God.

Mark Normand 1:03:45 Exactly, but they would rap your knuckles.

Joe Rogan 1:03:47 Oh, yeah.

Mark Normand 1:03:47 I think they were all repressed or something.

Joe Rogan 1:03:49 Oh, 100%.

Mark Normand 1:03:49 They needed some vitamin D.

Joe Rogan 1:03:51 Yeah, get that dick.

Mark Normand 1:03:52 [laughs] Get that crucifix in there.

Joe Rogan 1:03:53 They didn't get no dick. That's a crazy rule, too. You can't fuck, and you know why they came up with that rule?

Mark Normand 1:03:57 No.

Joe Rogan 1:03:57 'Cause all the priests were fucking everybody, 'cause they were the rock stars.

Mark Normand 1:04:00 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 1:04:02 They were the guy who talks to Jesus.

Mark Normand 1:04:04 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:04:04 He's the guy on stage.

Mark Normand 1:04:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:04:05 The guy on stage. Homeney, homeney, lagena.

Mark Normand 1:04:07 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:04:08 And he's just fucking 'em all.

Mark Normand 1:04:10 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:04:10 And then they decided, "Hey, you can't fuck if you wanna be a priest."

Mark Normand 1:04:14 But then they went to kids.

Joe Rogan 1:04:15 Of course, that's what happens. You're only gonna get gay guys or pedophiles who are interested in that.

Mark Normand 1:04:20 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 1:04:20 The gay guys fuck each other. The pedophiles try to get the kids.

Mark Normand 1:04:23 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:04:23 'Cause you get isolated time with the kids.

Mark Normand 1:04:25 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:04:25 Like teachers, like how many teachers get caught?

Mark Normand 1:04:27 Teachers.

Joe Rogan 1:04:28 One of my kids' schools, they just busted a guy.

Mark Normand 1:04:30 Get the fuck outta here.

Joe Rogan 1:04:31 Back in Calabasas.

Mark Normand 1:04:33 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 1:04:33 Viewpoint. My kid went and took this guy's classes for I think two or three years.

Mark Normand 1:04:38 What?

Joe Rogan 1:04:39 Yep. He was taking upskirts photos-

Mark Normand 1:04:42 Whoa

Joe Rogan 1:04:42 ... inappropriate photos, was jerking off to them, admitted that, uh, they, the ph- the photos made his heart race, and seeing these kids-

Mark Normand 1:04:49 Whoa

Joe Rogan 1:04:49 ... full on pedophile was a part of this, like, very nice private school-

Mark Normand 1:04:55 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:04:55 ... for, I think he was there for six or seven years.

Mark Normand 1:04:58 Did you meet him?

Joe Rogan 1:04:59 I must have.

Mark Normand 1:05:00 Oh my Lord.

Joe Rogan 1:05:00 I must have.

Mark Normand 1:05:01 You shook this guy's hand and-

Joe Rogan 1:05:02 I must have. He was my kid's teacher. I must have met him.

Mark Normand 1:05:05 You-

Joe Rogan 1:05:05 I don't remember him

Mark Normand 1:05:06 ... you got daughters.

Joe Rogan 1:05:07 Uh-huh. Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:05:07 Oh.

Joe Rogan 1:05:08 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:05:08 Mama.

Joe Rogan 1:05:09 Luckily nothing happened to them, but they remember he talked too much.

Mark Normand 1:05:12 Huh, interesting.

Joe Rogan 1:05:13 My daughter said he just kept, he just wouldn't shut the fuck up. He talked too much.

Mark Normand 1:05:16 Spitting game.

Joe Rogan 1:05:17 Ah. [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:05:19 But what a- what about these, uh, Florida whores who keep banging the students? There's something-

Joe Rogan 1:05:23 Give 'em a pass

Mark Normand 1:05:23 ... there's like an epidemic going on.

Joe Rogan 1:05:24 Give 'em a pass.

Mark Normand 1:05:25 I mean, look, I'm not knocking it, but, uh-

Joe Rogan 1:05:27 That's different

Mark Normand 1:05:28 ... I think that p- beats priests now.

Joe Rogan 1:05:30 It's only okay if they're hot.

Mark Normand 1:05:32 Sure, but they, they, some of 'em are like, "Damn, I'd fuck her."

Joe Rogan 1:05:34 Exactly. Those are okay.

Mark Normand 1:05:36 I don't know about okay, it's still-

Joe Rogan 1:05:37 But if it's some big troll looking lady with no neck-

Mark Normand 1:05:40 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:05:41 ... her, her chin starts at her, her neck, goes straight down to her chest.

Mark Normand 1:05:45 Yeah. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:05:46 Yeah. Some Jabba the Hutt looking beast, you'd be like, "You monster."

Mark Normand 1:05:49 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:05:49 "What'd you do to that boy?"

Mark Normand 1:05:50 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:05:51 But if it's some blonde lady with big tits and glassy eyes, like, eh, she's probably on SSRIs.

Mark Normand 1:05:55 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:05:56 Didn't know what she was doing.

Mark Normand 1:05:57 Sure, and maybe, like, the husband can't get it up, and this, 'cause it's a virile-

Joe Rogan 1:06:00 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:06:00 ... 14-year-old, uh, basketball player or something.

Joe Rogan 1:06:03 Yeah. How about that w- lady who was a mayor? She was a mayor at some town in, like, Louisiana, and she was fucking some 16-year-old.

Mark Normand 1:06:10 Yes. That was crazy.

Joe Rogan 1:06:12 Yeah. [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:06:12 And they show the husband all over the news. I'm like, "This poor fucking guy. What a cuck."

Joe Rogan 1:06:15 Poor fucking guy.

Mark Normand 1:06:16 Man.

Joe Rogan 1:06:17 Fucking wife is getting banged by a high school basketball player

Mark Normand 1:06:20 And she was pretty

Joe Rogan 1:06:21 She was hot.

Mark Normand 1:06:22 Very pretty

Joe Rogan 1:06:23 Not that, kinda MILFy

Mark Normand 1:06:24 Kinda MILFy, for sure

Joe Rogan 1:06:25 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:06:25 But that's the thing, I have a bit about it. They never show the kid. I wanna see that kid.

Joe Rogan 1:06:28 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:06:29 What's he? Is he a, some kinda young stud?

Joe Rogan 1:06:31 Yeah, a lot of them are

Mark Normand 1:06:32 Okay

Joe Rogan 1:06:33 You just can't see him because they're in a... it's inappropriate-

Mark Normand 1:06:35 Sure

Joe Rogan 1:06:36 ... 'cause they're underage, and they're victims

Mark Normand 1:06:38 Of course

Joe Rogan 1:06:38 You ever hear Zach Galifianakis' joke?

Mark Normand 1:06:40 Ah, died high-fiving?

Joe Rogan 1:06:41 Yes. [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:06:42 [laughs] That's a great joke

Joe Rogan 1:06:44 Great joke

Mark Normand 1:06:45 He was a great joke writer

Joe Rogan 1:06:46 Oh, he's a great comic

Mark Normand 1:06:47 Great comic

Joe Rogan 1:06:48 Well, Live from the, the, um-

Mark Normand 1:06:50 Purple Onion

Joe Rogan 1:06:50 ... Purple Onion, yeah

Mark Normand 1:06:51 Yes, yes

Joe Rogan 1:06:51 Great fucking special

Mark Normand 1:06:52 Great special. He had that thing where he'd get fake angry and play the piano. He was-

Joe Rogan 1:06:56 He's a good dude too

Mark Normand 1:06:58 Good guy

Joe Rogan 1:06:58 He's a really good dude. Like, every time I've had interactions with him, I'm like, "This is a so-" He's, like, not Hollywood at all.

Mark Normand 1:07:05 No, no, he's a South Carolina guy

Joe Rogan 1:07:07 Bought a farm, lives on-

Mark Normand 1:07:08 Oh, yeah

Joe Rogan 1:07:08 ... a farm now. Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:07:09 See?

Joe Rogan 1:07:10 I mean, he bar- barely works

Mark Normand 1:07:11 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:07:12 He just ki- kinda lives his life

Mark Normand 1:07:14 I mean, he's kind of a phenom-

Joe Rogan 1:07:15 [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:07:15 ... 'cause his stand-up was good, and then he just, like... You know, Todd Phillips fought for him in The Hangover.

Joe Rogan 1:07:20 Oh.

Mark Normand 1:07:20 They're like, "We don't know this fucking guy. He's a nobody." And he's like, "I'm telling you, this guy's good." And he, he stole the movie

Joe Rogan 1:07:24 Stole the movie, yeah. No, he's a great comic. And that Between Two Ferns thing-

Mark Normand 1:07:28 Oh, it was brilliant

Joe Rogan 1:07:30 ... amazing. Amazing

Mark Normand 1:07:30 Brilliant

Joe Rogan 1:07:31 No, he's great, man

Mark Normand 1:07:32 Yeah, he just gets you on, uh... He had Seinfeld on, he's trashing him.

Joe Rogan 1:07:35 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:07:35 He's trashing, uh, Paul Rudd. He's got, like, a, all these... Ah, it's great

Joe Rogan 1:07:39 He was a, a, a great friend to Brody too

Mark Normand 1:07:42 Yes

Joe Rogan 1:07:43 When Brody was going through one of his, uh, moments where he got off medication, and he got a little crazy-

Mark Normand 1:07:49 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:07:49 ... we started noticing it at the store, like, instead of being funny, he was on stage, he would actually get angry. It was, like, really weird.

Mark Normand 1:07:55 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:07:56 And he came back, but for... there was a while where he was, like, really lost it, and Zach reached out, and he's like, "Don't interact with him. We're trying to get him treatment. We're trying to get him back on his meds." Like, he's, he went off his meds

Mark Normand 1:08:06 I love it

Joe Rogan 1:08:07 He's a good dude

Mark Normand 1:08:08 Good dude

Joe Rogan 1:08:08 So- solid dude

Mark Normand 1:08:09 There's a video on YouTube

Joe Rogan 1:08:10 They're out there

Mark Normand 1:08:11 Yeah, they're out there

Joe Rogan 1:08:11 They're out there

Mark Normand 1:08:12 He's-

Joe Rogan 1:08:12 Solid, solid people are out there

Mark Normand 1:08:13 He's a normal guy, and you can tell these Holly... I feel like Hollywood is, like, COVID, where it fucks your brain up eventually.

Joe Rogan 1:08:19 Mm-hmm

Mark Normand 1:08:19 And he got out and moved to a farm

Joe Rogan 1:08:21 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:08:21 So that's how you know he's sane

Joe Rogan 1:08:22 But there's people that are in Hollywood that stay solid. Like, when I had Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on, I was like, "I'd be friends with these guys."

Mark Normand 1:08:30 Yeah, I listened to that one

Joe Rogan 1:08:31 They're, they're normal off s- off the mic-

Mark Normand 1:08:33 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:08:34 ... on the mic, they're cool. Like, they're-

Mark Normand 1:08:36 They're cool over there in the-

Joe Rogan 1:08:36 They're re-

Mark Normand 1:08:37 ... in the lobby?

Joe Rogan 1:08:37 Yeah, they're regular. They talk to everybody. Like, I've met Matt Damon a few times.

Mark Normand 1:08:41 Mm-hmm

Joe Rogan 1:08:41 I actually ran into him in Italy.

Mark Normand 1:08:43 Hmm

Joe Rogan 1:08:43 It was really crazy. In a restaurant where he was sitting below a photo of him

Mark Normand 1:08:48 Oh, weird

Joe Rogan 1:08:48 'Cause there's photos of all these celebrities that come and eat at this place.

Mark Normand 1:08:52 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:08:52 And, and he was one of them, and he was there, and he was sitting there, like... And then I wa- I'd met him before, so I, I go, "Hey, Matt." I go... He was like, "Oh, what's up?" I was like, "Cr-" But he's cool. He's normal.

Mark Normand 1:09:03 Wow

Joe Rogan 1:09:03 He's, like, a regular guy

Mark Normand 1:09:04 Well, he hit the lottery with that script

Joe Rogan 1:09:06 I know, right?

Mark Normand 1:09:07 Yeah, and they're both-

Joe Rogan 1:09:08 Aren't they amazing?

Mark Normand 1:09:08 ... like, good-looking. They're nice. They're cool. Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:09:10 They're smart

Mark Normand 1:09:11 Yes

Joe Rogan 1:09:11 They're really s- like, Ben Affleck is underrated intelligence. Like, when he was-

Mark Normand 1:09:15 Really?

Joe Rogan 1:09:15 ... talking about AI and what AI is actually promising versus what they're actually capable of, what they're really trying to do is increase their market cap-

Mark Normand 1:09:23 Mm

Joe Rogan 1:09:23 ... and get more money invested. I'm like, "Oh." Clever

Mark Normand 1:09:27 Clever. And he, I think he sold, signed some deal with them-

Joe Rogan 1:09:30 Mm-hmm

Mark Normand 1:09:30 ... for millions and, like-

Joe Rogan 1:09:31 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:09:31 ... changed the game with Netflix

Speaker 1:09:32 Big time

Mark Normand 1:09:33 Big time

Joe Rogan 1:09:34 Yeah

Speaker 1:09:34 It's a fucking giant, giant deal

Mark Normand 1:09:36 Big deal

Joe Rogan 1:09:37 Was that, that for-

Speaker 1:09:38 For roughly $600 million, they said

Joe Rogan 1:09:39 Was that for The Rip?

Speaker 1:09:40 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He sold an AI company

Joe Rogan 1:09:43 Oh

Speaker 1:09:43 That's why he knows so much about it

Joe Rogan 1:09:45 Oh, that makes sense

Mark Normand 1:09:45 He kinda broke it down on here, and then, like, two weeks later, he sold it

Joe Rogan 1:09:48 Mm, that makes sense

Mark Normand 1:09:49 He's ahead of the curve, that guy

Joe Rogan 1:09:51 Yeah, both of those guys are good, and they've stayed friends forever. Yeah

Mark Normand 1:09:55 And banging JLo for th- that many years has gotta...

Joe Rogan 1:09:58 He gave it his best

Mark Normand 1:09:59 I mean-

Joe Rogan 1:09:59 Tried to tame that horse

Mark Normand 1:10:00 She sucks

Joe Rogan 1:10:02 [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:10:03 [laughs] She's quite a Clydesdale

Joe Rogan 1:10:04 Oh, I bet she's so fun though

Mark Normand 1:10:06 Yeah, but I think she's malignant narcissist

Joe Rogan 1:10:09 Duh

Mark Normand 1:10:10 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:10:12 [laughs] But by the way, that's the only way you stay that hot when you're 80 years old

Mark Normand 1:10:16 Smoke show

Joe Rogan 1:10:17 She's a smoke show

Mark Normand 1:10:18 Yeah, that rump is, uh, uh, award-winning

Joe Rogan 1:10:19 She could completely be a granny-

Mark Normand 1:10:21 I know

Joe Rogan 1:10:21 ... and she looks fucking amazing

Mark Normand 1:10:23 I wanna put a blue ribbon on that heinie

Joe Rogan 1:10:25 You gotta be a narcissist to keep that up

Mark Normand 1:10:27 I guess so

Joe Rogan 1:10:28 I mean, the skin, her skin's perfect

Mark Normand 1:10:30 Everything

Joe Rogan 1:10:31 How does it... And it doesn't look crazy, like filler-

Mark Normand 1:10:33 No

Joe Rogan 1:10:33 ... nutty. It just looks, like, pure

Mark Normand 1:10:35 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:10:35 Like she's just not aging

Mark Normand 1:10:37 I know

Joe Rogan 1:10:38 Nuts

Mark Normand 1:10:39 That's, that's the Puerto Rican blood, I guess

Joe Rogan 1:10:41 And maybe it's that. It's good genetics, for sure, but it's also just upkeep and care and aware, being aware-

Mark Normand 1:10:47 Mm-hmm

Joe Rogan 1:10:47 ... of what you look like and taking care of yourself

Mark Normand 1:10:49 Right

Joe Rogan 1:10:49 Like, I saw, um, one of those Instagram things where they showed people from, like, the '80s, how old they were.

Mark Normand 1:10:55 Yes, I've seen that

Joe Rogan 1:10:56 Like Archie Bunker.

Mark Normand 1:10:57 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:10:57 Archie Bunker when he was playing Archie Bunker, when Ed O'Connell was playing Garphe... He's 10 years younger than me

Mark Normand 1:11:02 Carroll O'Connor

Joe Rogan 1:11:03 Carroll O'Connor.

Mark Normand 1:11:03 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:11:03 That's right. He was 10 years younger than me now

Mark Normand 1:11:05 Whoa

Joe Rogan 1:11:06 Right?

Mark Normand 1:11:07 I think they did a Cocoon one with Paul Rudd-

Joe Rogan 1:11:09 Right

Mark Normand 1:11:09 ... and, uh, Ed, Ed Brimley

Joe Rogan 1:11:11 Yes. Same age

Mark Normand 1:11:12 He was, like, 48. 48. You know Mrs. Robinson was 39?

Joe Rogan 1:11:17 What?

Mark Normand 1:11:17 39 in The Graduate, and she's, like, the old bag

Joe Rogan 1:11:20 That's crazy

Mark Normand 1:11:22 39. Now they got 39-year-olds walking on 6th Street who look like, uh, you know, Cindy Crawford

Joe Rogan 1:11:27 Right. They're hot

Mark Normand 1:11:28 I gotta update my hot women. Megan Fox.

Joe Rogan 1:11:30 [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:11:30 There you go. [laughs] I'm stuck in the '90s

Joe Rogan 1:11:32 [laughs] Yeah. It's odd, man

Mark Normand 1:11:36 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:11:38 Oh, she-

Mark Normand 1:11:38 Look at that

Joe Rogan 1:11:38 ... she looked 39

Mark Normand 1:11:39 I guess so

Joe Rogan 1:11:40 Like 39 in the '80s

Mark Normand 1:11:41 But that's Mel Brooks' wife, you know?

Joe Rogan 1:11:43 Yeah, that, that's what 39 looked like. That looks like 69

Mark Normand 1:11:46 I think she's pretty sexy

Joe Rogan 1:11:48 Not bad

Mark Normand 1:11:48 Look at that

Joe Rogan 1:11:49 Ooh, not bad

Mark Normand 1:11:50 Come on. Look at that

Joe Rogan 1:11:50 Especially for someone who never went to the gym. Like-

Mark Normand 1:11:52 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:11:52 ... ladies, they didn't do nothing back then. They w-

Mark Normand 1:11:55 You-

Joe Rogan 1:11:55 They walked

Mark Normand 1:11:56 Well, and the dudes too could be completely no definition and still be, like, a leading man

Joe Rogan 1:12:01 Right. The only one who was, like, really ripped back then was Charles Bronson

Mark Normand 1:12:04 Well, yeah

Joe Rogan 1:12:05 That motherfucker

Mark Normand 1:12:06 Action star

Joe Rogan 1:12:07 Yeah, but he was... I mean, even before he was an action star, like, that guy was just fit

Mark Normand 1:12:11 Fit. He, like, wiry

Joe Rogan 1:12:13 You know, when he did Hard Times, that movie?

Mark Normand 1:12:14 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:12:15 He was 50

Mark Normand 1:12:16 No

Joe Rogan 1:12:16 Yes

Mark Normand 1:12:17 Wow

Joe Rogan 1:12:18 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:12:18 That's impressive

Joe Rogan 1:12:19 Shredded

Mark Normand 1:12:20 Well, all these, uh, Liam Neeson-

Joe Rogan 1:12:20 No TRT

Mark Normand 1:12:21 ... Liam Neeson's old in, uh, Taken

Speaker 1:12:23 I was looking this up. The Golden Girls were all playing, like, 10 years younger than what they were

Mark Normand 1:12:27 Wow

Joe Rogan 1:12:28 Oh, nuts.

Mark Normand 1:12:29 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:12:29 That's nuts

Mark Normand 1:12:31 Wow. 53.

Joe Rogan 1:12:32 They were playing 79, she was 62. She was playing 53, but she was 63? Oh, wow.

Mark Normand 1:12:39 Wow, that was a great show.

Joe Rogan 1:12:40 She's playing 53 and she's 52. The, the one lady, that's crazy.

Mark Normand 1:12:44 She's wonderful.

Joe Rogan 1:12:44 Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan-

Mark Normand 1:12:46 Wow

Joe Rogan 1:12:47 ... Betty White.

Mark Normand 1:12:47 And is Betty White still alive?

Joe Rogan 1:12:49 Nah, she kicked it years ago.

Mark Normand 1:12:50 Well, how old was she?

Speaker 1:12:51 That's long ago.

Joe Rogan 1:12:52 I don't know, but Keith Rich- Richards beat her.

Mark Normand 1:12:54 That guy. How?

Joe Rogan 1:12:57 How? How? He's like J.Lo. He's the male J.Lo.

Mark Normand 1:12:59 I saw the Stones at, uh, Circuit of the Americas-

Joe Rogan 1:13:01 Mm-hmm

Mark Normand 1:13:01 ... a couple years ago. Fucking incredible.

Joe Rogan 1:13:04 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:13:04 He still shreds.

Joe Rogan 1:13:06 I know, both of them.

Mark Normand 1:13:07 Both of them.

Joe Rogan 1:13:07 Jagger's out there.

Mark Normand 1:13:08 Just dancing around.

Joe Rogan 1:13:09 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:13:09 Like, Jagger's not, like, standing still. Like, have you seen-

Joe Rogan 1:13:13 No

Mark Normand 1:13:13 ... it was one of those old guys, it was in Vegas. Like, one of them guys from, like, the fucking '60s that's-

Joe Rogan 1:13:18 Like a Wayne Newton type?

Speaker 1:13:19 Yeah, I know who you're talking about.

Joe Rogan 1:13:20 Yeah, what is his name?

Speaker 1:13:21 Frankie Valli.

Joe Rogan 1:13:22 Frankie Valli.

Mark Normand 1:13:22 Oh, Valli.

Joe Rogan 1:13:23 Bro, it's like all lip syncing, and he can't-

Mark Normand 1:13:26 Ugh

Joe Rogan 1:13:26 ... move his lips anymore.

Mark Normand 1:13:27 Yeah, believe it.

Joe Rogan 1:13:27 And he looks like a statue.

Mark Normand 1:13:29 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:13:30 It's odd.

Mark Normand 1:13:31 That is odd, yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:13:32 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:13:32 Those guys have gotta hang it up.

Joe Rogan 1:13:33 Meanwhile, Mick Jagger's, "Button your lip, baby."

Mark Normand 1:13:36 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:13:36 Dancing, moving around.

Mark Normand 1:13:38 I know.

Joe Rogan 1:13:38 I mean, like... And they did a 90-minute show.

Mark Normand 1:13:40 Wow.

Joe Rogan 1:13:41 Cranking it.

Mark Normand 1:13:41 He's gotta be on-

Joe Rogan 1:13:42 Here he is

Mark Normand 1:13:42 ... peptides or something.

Joe Rogan 1:13:43 Look at this guy.

Mark Normand 1:13:43 Oh, this guy's dead in the water.

Joe Rogan 1:13:44 Let me hear some of this.

Mark Normand 1:13:47 This is, like, Mitch McConnell. I mean, he's just stiff.

Joe Rogan 1:13:49 But he's, like, a board.

Mark Normand 1:13:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:13:52 You got any volume on this bitch?

Mark Normand 1:13:53 Poor bastard.

Joe Rogan 1:13:54 Here we go.

Speaker 1:13:54 Someone talking about it.

Joe Rogan 1:13:55 Oh.

Mark Normand 1:13:55 Well, hats off to, to still go out there.

Joe Rogan 1:13:58 He probably has to.

Mark Normand 1:13:59 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:14:00 Right?

Mark Normand 1:14:00 He's got debt?

Joe Rogan 1:14:01 Have you seen Barry Manilow?

Mark Normand 1:14:02 No.

Joe Rogan 1:14:03 Ooh.

Mark Normand 1:14:03 Rough?

Joe Rogan 1:14:04 Weird.

Mark Normand 1:14:05 Really?

Joe Rogan 1:14:05 Go to, go to Barry Manilow's Instagram. He sings, but he's got, like, filler, and it looks like his chin's disappearing.

Mark Normand 1:14:14 Ugh.

Joe Rogan 1:14:15 And I don't know how old he is.

Mark Normand 1:14:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:14:17 But he's not that old. Like, look at this.

Mark Normand 1:14:20 Oh, they start to look trans.

Speaker 1:14:23 [singing]

Mark Normand 1:14:24 God, this is weird. It's like an animatronic at-

Joe Rogan 1:14:26 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:14:27 ... Chuck E. Cheese.

Joe Rogan 1:14:27 [laughs] Right? That's what it's like.

Speaker 1:14:31 [singing]

Mark Normand 1:14:31 Oh.

Joe Rogan 1:14:31 But that's not even a weird one. Go to his, uh, his, well, the one on the far right. Right there.

Mark Normand 1:14:36 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 1:14:36 Click on that one. Listen to him talk.

Speaker 1:14:38 Barry Manilow here. Well, looks like I made it.

Mark Normand 1:14:41 [laughs] He's like Kermit the Frog.

Speaker 1:14:42 I think that's fabulous.

Joe Rogan 1:14:43 Look at his hair.

Mark Normand 1:14:44 That's all fake.

Joe Rogan 1:14:44 Is there any chance... How much would you bet that that's a wig?

Mark Normand 1:14:48 I-

Joe Rogan 1:14:48 Everything I own

Mark Normand 1:14:49 ... it's all fake. Everything's fake.

Joe Rogan 1:14:50 Everything. But the, the face is like, guy, let yourself just age. Don't do the filler and the bo- now this is when he was younger.

Mark Normand 1:14:58 Yeah, he's a handsome guy.

Joe Rogan 1:14:58 So this is, this looks good. This looks legit.

Mark Normand 1:15:02 Wow.

Joe Rogan 1:15:02 I mean, it just... When they start pumping stuff into their cheeks, it's just like, look at her, he got stung by bees. It's just weird.

Mark Normand 1:15:09 Yeah, it's weird. And-

Joe Rogan 1:15:10 It's a weird look

Mark Normand 1:15:12 ... we all know. Just what do you do? It looks weirder. It's look- it's worse.

Joe Rogan 1:15:15 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:15:15 Just age.

Joe Rogan 1:15:16 I know.

Mark Normand 1:15:17 We like age.

Joe Rogan 1:15:18 With women it gets really strange, 'cause there's a thing that bodybuilders get and anorexics get, body dysmorphia, where you can't see yourself the way other people see you.

Mark Normand 1:15:28 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:15:28 So you don't realize that it's weird that your cheeks are that big.

Mark Normand 1:15:31 Yeah. Is that what it is?

Joe Rogan 1:15:33 Oh, yeah.

Mark Normand 1:15:34 Well, you know when you're, you're, you're drawing something and you're painting and you're like, "All right, it's done. Eh, I'll add a little more."

Joe Rogan 1:15:38 I know.

Mark Normand 1:15:38 "I'll add a little more." And then before you know it, you ruined it.

Joe Rogan 1:15:41 Well, you get obsessed with the little minutiae, and you're just focusing on weird parts of your face.

Mark Normand 1:15:46 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:15:47 It's like, maybe you got a weird little smile line right here-

Mark Normand 1:15:49 Right

Joe Rogan 1:15:50 ... and you don't like it, and you're like, "Fill it in."

Mark Normand 1:15:51 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:15:52 Like, eh, it swells up, you're like, "Good."

Mark Normand 1:15:54 Yeah, and they get used to it.

Joe Rogan 1:15:55 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:15:55 We see them after eight months, and you're like, "Good God."

Joe Rogan 1:15:58 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:15:59 But they're just gradual.

Joe Rogan 1:16:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mark Normand 1:16:01 So they don't realize how crazy-

Joe Rogan 1:16:02 Didn't Ryan Gosling... Isn't, aren't people accusing him of getting a bunch of stuff in his face-

Mark Normand 1:16:06 Oh, no

Joe Rogan 1:16:06 ... now too? Like, there was some photos of him on a red carpet, it looked real weird.

Mark Normand 1:16:11 I get the hair implants.

Joe Rogan 1:16:12 I get it.

Mark Normand 1:16:13 Do that all day. But as a dude, you can age.

Joe Rogan 1:16:16 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:16:16 We're all right. We're like Jason Statham and all these guys.

Joe Rogan 1:16:18 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:16:18 They look fine.

Joe Rogan 1:16:20 Yeah, let it go. Don't-

Mark Normand 1:16:21 Let it go

Joe Rogan 1:16:21 ... don't do the filler thing. It's just, you're changing the shape of your face. It's also, there's a, th- there's a, a ratio, the golden ratio of your face.

Mark Normand 1:16:30 Mm.

Joe Rogan 1:16:30 So, like, when you do something weird to your face, it throws people off.

Mark Normand 1:16:34 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:16:34 Like, your, the width of your face and the closeness of your eyes, the size of your nose, all of it fits within a certain ratio.

Mark Normand 1:16:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:16:42 And when that ratio's off, like when you have a really thin face but a small nose, everybody's like, "Hey."

Mark Normand 1:16:47 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:16:48 "Where's that Ari nose?"

Mark Normand 1:16:49 Right. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:16:50 "I, I need to see that big old beak-

Mark Normand 1:16:51 Yes

Joe Rogan 1:16:51 ... that makes sense with this shape."

Mark Normand 1:16:53 We like a b- I mean, look at Jennifer Grey. She cut her nose off.

Joe Rogan 1:16:56 Lost her career.

Mark Normand 1:16:57 Lost her career.

Joe Rogan 1:16:58 I know.

Mark Normand 1:16:58 And she was a cute, you know, little-

Joe Rogan 1:16:59 She was cute

Mark Normand 1:17:00 ... Jew broad.

Joe Rogan 1:17:01 Yeah, she had a big nose. Like, so what? She's beautiful.

Mark Normand 1:17:03 Beautiful.

Joe Rogan 1:17:04 It takes... You don't have to, like, be perfect.

Mark Normand 1:17:06 No.

Joe Rogan 1:17:06 Perfect ain't the way to go.

Mark Normand 1:17:07 Look at Bill Murray. That guy looks like a, an old fart.

Joe Rogan 1:17:10 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:17:11 I mean, he looks crazy, but it's Bill Murray.

Joe Rogan 1:17:13 He's a cool guy.

Mark Normand 1:17:14 I love Bill. He's my childhood hero.

Joe Rogan 1:17:16 I really enjoyed talking to him.

Mark Normand 1:17:18 Oh, yeah, you had Bill on.

Joe Rogan 1:17:19 Yeah. He was a r- he was a good one.

Mark Normand 1:17:20 That must've been pretty nerve-wracking for you, huh?

Joe Rogan 1:17:22 No. No, it was cool. He was real easy. It wasn't nerve-wracking. He was a little, like, nuts when you first meet him, but he had no idea who I was.

Mark Normand 1:17:30 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 1:17:31 He doesn't watch podcasts.

Mark Normand 1:17:32 Really?

Joe Rogan 1:17:32 Yeah, he had heard of me. He's like, "You're Joe?" I'm like, "Yeah." Like, he wasn't bullshitting like some Hollywood people do.

Mark Normand 1:17:38 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:17:38 "I'm sorry, your name is?"

Mark Normand 1:17:39 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:17:39 You know, some people... He wasn't doing that. He's not, not online, doesn't have a phone. He said he had to get a phone to talk to his kids.

Mark Normand 1:17:45 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 1:17:45 That's it, yeah.

Mark Normand 1:17:47 Man.

Joe Rogan 1:17:47 You know who else doesn't have a phone? Woody. Woody Harrelson, no phone.

Mark Normand 1:17:50 Really?

Joe Rogan 1:17:50 You gotta get ahold of him, you gotta go through his wife.

Mark Normand 1:17:52 Damn.

Joe Rogan 1:17:53 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:17:53 Sucks for the wife, though.

Joe Rogan 1:17:55 He's happy.

Mark Normand 1:17:56 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:17:56 He's like, "Leave me out of everything."

Mark Normand 1:17:58 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:17:59 "Leave..." You, you can't get ahold of him through email. "Leave me out of it."

Mark Normand 1:18:02 He seems interesting. I remember that SNL he did.

Joe Rogan 1:18:04 He's great.

Mark Normand 1:18:05 Where he's just outed COVID shit.

Joe Rogan 1:18:06 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:18:07 That was interesting.

Joe Rogan 1:18:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's great.

Mark Normand 1:18:09 I saw him at Kill Tony once.

Joe Rogan 1:18:11 He hangs out at the club all the time.

Mark Normand 1:18:12 Really?

Joe Rogan 1:18:12 Yeah, he's in the green room all the time. But he, like, hangs out normal. Like, a- talks to everybody, doesn't big time anybody. Like, he's talking to door guys, he's talking to fucking everybody, normal.

Mark Normand 1:18:23 Damn.

Joe Rogan 1:18:24 Yeah. He's cool.

Mark Normand 1:18:25 Cool dude. I mean, White Men Can't Jump is one of my favorites.

Joe Rogan 1:18:27 He's awesome. He's just... He's real. Like, that guy's a real... I've hung out with him multiple times now. I really enjoy talking to him. There's a few of those guys, they make it through and they're still cool, but one thing that a lot of them have in common is they stay out of-

Mark Normand 1:18:41 Right

Joe Rogan 1:18:41 ... like, social media, they stay offline. They just live.

Mark Normand 1:18:45 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:18:45 They just live.

Mark Normand 1:18:46 Yeah. Well, I was-

Joe Rogan 1:18:47 Also, he's in the cloud. You meaning [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:18:50 He's a pothead.

Joe Rogan 1:18:52 Oh.He-

Mark Normand 1:18:53 Oh, yeah

Joe Rogan 1:18:53 ... he's like w- those rappers, they call it living in the cloud.

Mark Normand 1:18:56 I've never heard that.

Joe Rogan 1:18:56 They're never not high.

Mark Normand 1:18:58 [laughs] Like a Lil Wayne or something? Or-

Joe Rogan 1:18:59 They're just high all day.

Mark Normand 1:19:02 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:19:03 Constantly high.

Mark Normand 1:19:04 I don't know how they do that shit.

Joe Rogan 1:19:06 I don't know how they do that shit either.

Mark Normand 1:19:07 Like, those people just wake and bake, and then go out and do stuff, and then they just keep smoking. I mean, there's comics in the green room in New York who'll just smoke weed for like three hours, and then go on, then do another set, and they hang out. I'm like, if I smoke weed for three hours, I'd be crying in a fetal position.

Joe Rogan 1:19:22 [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:19:22 It's insane. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:19:24 Yeah, I wouldn't be getting anything done.

Mark Normand 1:19:25 No.

Joe Rogan 1:19:26 You'd be so locked in your own head, thinking about the world. But I think people's mental chemistry is different. For some people-

Mark Normand 1:19:32 Sure

Joe Rogan 1:19:33 ... I think weed is like a legitimate medicine.

Mark Normand 1:19:35 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:19:35 It keeps them together.

Mark Normand 1:19:36 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:19:37 And they're not hurting anybody.

Mark Normand 1:19:39 No.

Joe Rogan 1:19:40 Why is it okay to be on SSRIs and Oxycontin, but it's not okay to just live in the cloud?

Mark Normand 1:19:45 That's a good point.

Joe Rogan 1:19:46 Living, man.

Mark Normand 1:19:46 They're, they're medicating a-

Joe Rogan 1:19:47 Yeah

Mark Normand 1:19:47 ... in a little bit.

Joe Rogan 1:19:48 100%.

Mark Normand 1:19:49 I mean, that's what I was doing with alcohol as a teenager. I was so anxious and nervous, and I wanted to fit in, I would just drink for like social lube.

Joe Rogan 1:19:55 Most teenagers are doing that for that same reason. They wanna be able to go to a party and relax-

Mark Normand 1:20:00 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:20:00 ... and not feel like everybody hates them, or isolated, or weird, or-

Mark Normand 1:20:04 Right

Joe Rogan 1:20:05 ... "Who's judging me?" Just wee.

Mark Normand 1:20:07 Yeah. Like my nephew, he's 16, never drank, and he's a virgin. He's got no friends. He plays video games all day, and he gives me shit for drinking. He's like, "It's so, so unhealthy." But I'm like, "This is unhealthy."

Joe Rogan 1:20:16 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:20:16 You're just... You got, y- you got no friends. You never fingered a girl. You, you don't, you don't go to parties. Nothing.

Joe Rogan 1:20:22 It's weird that there's a lot of kids doing that now.

Mark Normand 1:20:25 85%, alcohol sales are 85% down with Gen Z.

Joe Rogan 1:20:29 What?

Mark Normand 1:20:29 85%.

Joe Rogan 1:20:30 Is that real?

Mark Normand 1:20:31 And I just started a liquor, yeah. So I'm fucked.

Joe Rogan 1:20:34 Da-

Mark Normand 1:20:35 But, uh [laughs] but yeah, it's, it's weird. I'm like, how do you cut loose? I think they're all scared of being cringe. They're all scared of being filmed.

Joe Rogan 1:20:41 Ooh.

Mark Normand 1:20:41 We were so lucky. We could just get, get after it, fuck up, drive drunk.

Joe Rogan 1:20:45 You really think that's it?

Mark Normand 1:20:46 I think that's part of it. Somebody told me that kids don't dance at dances anymore-

Joe Rogan 1:20:50 Oh

Mark Normand 1:20:50 ... because they're too scared of being go viral.

Joe Rogan 1:20:53 Oh.

Mark Normand 1:20:53 You know, "Look at this white guy dancing like an idiot. Cringe hashtag." I think that's part of it.

Joe Rogan 1:20:59 People are just so happy to catch people doing something-

Mark Normand 1:21:01 Yes

Joe Rogan 1:21:02 ... and ruining their whole life.

Mark Normand 1:21:03 That gotcha culture, it's horrible.

Joe Rogan 1:21:05 Ugh. It's horrible, and the type of people that wanna do that, they should be shamed.

Mark Normand 1:21:09 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:21:09 That is, that is a horrible behavior.

Mark Normand 1:21:12 Thousand percent agree. That's, that's where we're at. We... I mean, people scan videos just to be like, "Gotcha. Oh, you said this."

Joe Rogan 1:21:19 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:21:19 "You said that."

Joe Rogan 1:21:19 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:21:19 They go through your old tweets-

Joe Rogan 1:21:20 Mm-hmm

Mark Normand 1:21:20 ... whatever it is. But we need to flip it and make those guys get in trouble.

Joe Rogan 1:21:25 100%. It's like when someone has a false rape accusation, how come they don't go to jail? You almost made a person go to jail.

Mark Normand 1:21:32 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:21:32 But it turns out that they didn't do anything, and then you just skate.

Mark Normand 1:21:35 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:21:36 That's insane.

Mark Normand 1:21:37 They were gonna go to jail.

Joe Rogan 1:21:38 Forever.

Mark Normand 1:21:39 Forever for nothing.

Joe Rogan 1:21:40 For nothing.

Mark Normand 1:21:41 That's crazy.

Joe Rogan 1:21:41 For something you made up.

Mark Normand 1:21:42 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:21:42 And then you just skate because you're a woman?

Mark Normand 1:21:44 I know.

Joe Rogan 1:21:44 That's insane. Or you're a guy.

Mark Normand 1:21:46 Sure.

Joe Rogan 1:21:46 Like, there's guys that had fake, uh, rape accusations against other men.

Mark Normand 1:21:50 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:21:50 It's nuts.

Mark Normand 1:21:51 I know. It's a, it's a bummer, but I guess it's human nature. It's powerful. I don't know. They-

Joe Rogan 1:21:55 I know, but we should punish the people that make fake claims.

Mark Normand 1:21:58 I agree.

Joe Rogan 1:21:59 That's crazy.

Mark Normand 1:22:00 They should have to do half the time of the sentence for something.

Joe Rogan 1:22:03 Like, think about the Amber Heard, Johnny Depp thing.

Mark Normand 1:22:05 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:22:05 Like, he gets exonerated at the end of it. Everybody kind of sees her talk, and they go, "Oh, she made up a bunch of shit. He's, he's okay."

Mark Normand 1:22:11 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:22:12 But meanwhile, what happened to her? Nothing.

Mark Normand 1:22:15 Well, she was humiliated, but yeah, she lost the money I guess.

Joe Rogan 1:22:17 But when you falsely accuse someone of crimes-

Mark Normand 1:22:20 Beating her

Joe Rogan 1:22:21 ... like beating you-

Mark Normand 1:22:22 She got a makeup lady-

Joe Rogan 1:22:23 Right

Mark Normand 1:22:23 ... to put shit on her.

Joe Rogan 1:22:23 He could have gone to jail-

Mark Normand 1:22:26 I know

Joe Rogan 1:22:26 ... for 10, 15, 25 years.

Mark Normand 1:22:29 That's cruel. That's unusual.

Joe Rogan 1:22:30 Crazy.

Mark Normand 1:22:31 That psychopath.

Joe Rogan 1:22:31 And tried to ruin his life. Like, that's what... You know, Jordan Peterson talks about that, that women are... They, they're experts in reputation destruction.

Mark Normand 1:22:39 Mm.

Joe Rogan 1:22:39 That's what they like to do, and that's what she was trying to do with him.

Mark Normand 1:22:41 Well, they can't fight.

Joe Rogan 1:22:43 Right.

Mark Normand 1:22:43 So that's kind of their way, I guess.

Joe Rogan 1:22:44 You know, when they kill people, you know how they do it for the most part?

Mark Normand 1:22:47 Antifreeze in the oatmeal?

Joe Rogan 1:22:48 Poison.

Mark Normand 1:22:48 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:22:49 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:22:49 They get it slow over time.

Joe Rogan 1:22:51 I was reading about this lady who wrote a book about h- helping her children get over grief.

Mark Normand 1:22:58 Mm.

Joe Rogan 1:22:59 And she sold this book 'cause her husband died, and then they just arrested her for poisoning her husband.

Mark Normand 1:23:04 Oh my God. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:23:05 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:23:06 Wow.

Joe Rogan 1:23:07 She killed him. Yeah, she killed him. It was in 2022.

Mark Normand 1:23:09 At least they got her. How'd they find out?

Joe Rogan 1:23:11 But, like, she was like crocodile tears, you know.

Mark Normand 1:23:13 Oh.

Joe Rogan 1:23:13 "It was so hard for me to lose my beloved Steve," or whatever the fuck-

Mark Normand 1:23:17 Right

Joe Rogan 1:23:17 ... his name was.

Mark Normand 1:23:18 What, did she do the Rebel Wilson thing?

Joe Rogan 1:23:20 No. What'd she do?

Mark Normand 1:23:20 Oh, Jamo. She-

Joe Rogan 1:23:22 Oh, that's right

Mark Normand 1:23:23 ... accused a guy of, uh, sh- sex trafficking.

Joe Rogan 1:23:26 Se- and she accused Sacha Baron Cohen of, uh, telling her to grab, to finger his asshole.

Mark Normand 1:23:33 What?

Joe Rogan 1:23:33 When meanwhile, what he really said, it's on camera, like she was supposed to grab his ass in a scene, and he said, "You, you know, you stuck your finger right up my arse. Like, take it easy."

Mark Normand 1:23:43 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 1:23:43 And she said, "He told me to finger his asshole."

Mark Normand 1:23:46 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 1:23:46 Something along those lines.

Mark Normand 1:23:48 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 1:23:49 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:23:49 Why would he say that? [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:23:51 Well, he is Sacha Baron Cohen.

Mark Normand 1:23:53 Sure, sure.

Joe Rogan 1:23:54 That is Borat. He's just-

Mark Normand 1:23:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:23:55 So, so what did she accuse someone of?

Mark Normand 1:23:57 She accused a guy of being a sex trafficker, I believe, with children, and they caught her on a hot mic, or somebody on a hot mic saying their, their plan. They, like, spelled it out.

Joe Rogan 1:24:06 What?

Mark Normand 1:24:06 And so she's, uh, in hot water.

Joe Rogan 1:24:08 Well, she should be going to jail.

Mark Normand 1:24:10 Sure.

Joe Rogan 1:24:10 Like, that... You can ruin someone's entire life. Rebel Wilson versus The Deb. What's The Deb?

Speaker 1:24:17 That was the m- a movie.

Mark Normand 1:24:18 Oh, okay.

Joe Rogan 1:24:19 Four lawsuits explode as leaked audio alleges smear campaign against producer. Well, she was another lady that used to be really big, and then she got kind of hot.

Mark Normand 1:24:30 Eh.

Joe Rogan 1:24:30 She slim, slimmed down a little bit. So what did they actually catch her? Um, okay. Well, it says the producers f- so it says, she alleged this... Page Six reported the dispute intensified after leaked audio raised questions about an alleged smear effort linked to a crisis PR team working on her behalf. Wilson used social media to accuse billionaire Sir Len Blavat-

Mark Normand 1:24:57 Blavatnik

Joe Rogan 1:24:58 ... Blavatnik of funding both the film and the legal actions against her.It dates back to 2024.

Mark Normand 1:25:05 Whoa.

Joe Rogan 1:25:05 Wilson accused the film's producer, including songwriter Amanda Ghost, of inappropriate behavior towards the lead-

Mark Normand 1:25:11 Ah

Joe Rogan 1:25:11 ... played by Charlotte McInnes. She also accused them of embezzling funds from the film's budget, engaging in retaliatory behavior after she-

Mark Normand 1:25:20 Mm

Joe Rogan 1:25:20 ... raised concerns, and trying to block the film's premiere at the Toronto Film Festival.

Mark Normand 1:25:24 Yikes.

Joe Rogan 1:25:25 Pro- producers later filed a defamation suit against Wilson in Los Angeles. Wilson then filed a counter suit that expanded on her sexual harassment and embezzlement oblig- uh, allegations. Um, McLe- McInnes. McInnes? Is it McInnes? Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:25:40 Uh-huh.

Joe Rogan 1:25:40 McInnes, uh, publicly denied Wilson's claim that Ghost had sexually harassed her, and then filed her own defamation suit-

Mark Normand 1:25:47 Oy vey

Joe Rogan 1:25:47 ... against Wilson in Australia. Wow. So the lady she was saying was being sexually harassed filed a defamation suit against her. Um-

Mark Normand 1:25:57 Another twist. This is when it gets good.

Joe Rogan 1:25:59 Mm.

Mark Normand 1:25:59 Hollywood Reporter published leaked audio that allegedly captures members of Wilson's team discussing fake websites that would paint Ghost as a sex trafficking madam.

Joe Rogan 1:26:09 Wow. In the recording, one person can be heard saying, "We can't just do that. Like, oh, she's a bitch, she sucks. It's like, it's gotta be really, really heavy and connected to something that heavy."

Mark Normand 1:26:23 Ooh-wee.

Joe Rogan 1:26:24 Wow.

Mark Normand 1:26:25 Well-

Joe Rogan 1:26:26 Go to jail.

Mark Normand 1:26:28 Yeah. Well-

Joe Rogan 1:26:29 Go to jail

Mark Normand 1:26:30 ... if canceling works, you can use it, you can weaponize it.

Joe Rogan 1:26:32 She addressed the con- Wilson addressed the controversy in a series of Instagram stories. She says, "I was going to wait to take the stand, but the absolute bombardment on me as a person via heavily paid crisis PR firms recently has taken its toll, and it's impossible to say nothing," she wrote. She also said, "Everyone who knows me knows I a true rebel."

Mark Normand 1:26:53 Mm.

Joe Rogan 1:26:53 Oh, she's a rebel 'cause her name's Rebel. [laughs]

Mark Normand 1:26:55 Ha-ha.

Joe Rogan 1:26:56 "I say it how it is." Oh, wow. She- another post added, uh, "I am pretty strong," in all caps, "and when push comes to shove, I'm going to get on the stand and tell it like it is." Holy fuck, these people are fucking crazy.

Mark Normand 1:27:10 Scary stuff.

Joe Rogan 1:27:11 There's so many of these people that are just not just narcissists, but sociopaths at the same time.

Mark Normand 1:27:16 Right. Right.

Joe Rogan 1:27:16 Narcissist and sociopath, and then recently hot.

Mark Normand 1:27:20 [laughs] Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:27:21 So it's like new powers.

Mark Normand 1:27:22 Exactly. New powers. [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:27:24 New hot powers.

Mark Normand 1:27:25 You know who I'm loving though is this Doja Cat.

Joe Rogan 1:27:28 What about her?

Mark Normand 1:27:28 So she's some pop star who I don't even know. I'm an old boomer queef. But she went after Timothée Chalamet when he made fun of ballet. Did you see that whole thing?

Joe Rogan 1:27:37 Oh, and then she said she was just virtue signaling.

Mark Normand 1:27:39 Yes.

Joe Rogan 1:27:39 Yeah.

Mark Normand 1:27:40 Which I, I commend her. I'm like, she apologized. She goes, "I was just trying to get clicks. I'm sorry." Like-

Joe Rogan 1:27:44 That's hilarious

Mark Normand 1:27:45 ... that's great that she, she backtracked and I, uh, she came clean. I love that.

Joe Rogan 1:27:49 It is funny that she just admitted it.

Mark Normand 1:27:51 I know.

Joe Rogan 1:27:51 She was probably high.

Mark Normand 1:27:52 [laughs]

Joe Rogan 1:27:52 She was probably high, like, "What am I doing?"

Mark Normand 1:27:54 Either way-

Joe Rogan 1:27:54 "What the fuck's wrong with me?"

Mark Normand 1:27:55 ... I'm on board. I- we need more of that. We need more people going, "Ah, fuck. I was, I was high and oh well."

Joe Rogan 1:28:00 Well, you know, Louis CK said this about, like, social media stuff. He goes, "It's just talk. But the problem is it's written down." Like, people say things all the time that aren't right.

Mark Normand 1:28:08 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:28:08 They shouldn't have said it, but when it's written down it's like, oh, it's documented.

Mark Normand 1:28:12 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 1:28:13 You know? And then everyone can read it forever. He goes, "But it's just talk."

Mark Normand 1:28:16 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:28:16 "It's just talk that you could read."

Mark Normand 1:28:18 That's true.

Joe Rogan 1:28:19 It is true.

Mark Normand 1:28:20 And it's in stone forever.

Joe Rogan 1:28:21 Right. Forever.

Mark Normand 1:28:22 On the internet.

Joe Rogan 1:28:23 And people are never gonna forget it. You could say something retarded at a party when you were drunk-

Mark Normand 1:28:26 Yeah

Joe Rogan 1:28:26 ... and then call your buddy the next morning. "Bro, I don't know what the fuck I was saying. I'm sorry."

Mark Normand 1:28:30 Right.

Joe Rogan 1:28:30 But if it's written on Twitter-

Mark Normand 1:28:32 Yes

Joe Rogan 1:28:32 ... like, they'll never let you forget it.

Mark Normand 1:28:34 Again, why kids can't fuck around. They can't cut loose-

Joe Rogan 1:28:37 [sighs]

Mark Normand 1:28:37 ... 'cause they'll get written about.

Joe Rogan 1:28:38 They must be so paranoid.

Mark Normand 1:28:39 Of c- I feel bad for them. They can't enjoy youth.

Joe Rogan 1:28:42 Mm-hmm.

Mark Normand 1:28:42 Youth is when you do stupid shit.

Joe Rogan 1:28:44 And when kids do get shamed, like, it will... Like, if something happens to you in high school-

Mark Normand 1:28:49 Oh, it's traumatizing