The Joe Rogan ExperienceArsenio Hall on Joe Rogan: Why no desk changed late-night TV
Hall credits Mitzi Shore and the Comedy Store for the core insight; phone bans and removing the desk both changed stand-up and late-night TV for good.
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Comedy club culture: Mitzi Shore’s influence and the “phone-in-bag” era
- SPSpeaker
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
- SPSpeaker
The Joe Rogan Experience.
- SPSpeaker
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day. [upbeat rock music]
- JRJoe Rogan
All right. Slap some headphones on. Let's rock and roll, sir.
- SPSpeaker
Hello. Yes. Our old friend would be so happy. And n- not just that picture, but so much that you've done. Do ... Like, do you believe that people who have gone on know what we're doing or see us?
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't know. Y- you'd like to think that it ... you're that important. [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I have a feeling they have more important stuff to do on the other side.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, I guess if you're in heaven, you're not thinking about the mothership.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
But, um-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, the mothership definitely is from her.
- SPSpeaker
Yes, yes.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Well, I mean, that's an incredible tribute to her, um, that the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, the bar's named after her.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. I, I've heard all the comics. I've heard Shane and Ian and all the guys talk about it after they came back. Um, and that's just an honor, man, that, that ... Plus, you know, I used to say to people, "If you haven't taken something from watching Richard Pryor, you're probably doing it wrong."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
And Mitzi made the greatest comedy mecca ever, and you gotta copy what she did.
- JRJoe Rogan
100%, yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Wow. And this is cool.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. She taught me everything about how to run a club, how to do it right. Basically, kinda let the comedians run it. Let the inmates run the asylum.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, we're, uh, perfect inmates for that.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
And, and, and right now, the Comedy Store is greater than ever.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's awesome.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, it's, it, it, it's wonderful there because, you know, I even got Jay Leno to come back, you know, 'cause he remembered the old days and hadn't gone back, and I'm like, "Dude, it's different. They, they pay you [laughs] for coming. They split the door in a different way now, and there are phones in bags." I had to explain that concept.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. We had encouraged them to do all that.
- 2:38 – 6:02
Creating onstage: improvisation, bombing, and the necessity of freedom
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, 100%. It's also, you have to be free to fuck around and experiment, and if someone takes that fucking around and exper- ... And you don't know what's coming out of your mouth. Like right now, I don't know what's coming out of my mouth right before-
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
... I say it, right?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, right.
- JRJoe Rogan
And people have to understand that. This is not like ... When you're on stage and you're working out, like, a lot of it is free balling. You've got material that's, like, pre sort of established, and you, you're, you know, you've got the, the bones of it, but you're also fucking around in the moment, and sometimes you fuck around in the moment and it works, and sometimes you fuck around in the moment and it s- does nothing. It goes ... Or it's terrible. It, you said something awful, and you're like, "Whoops, sorry." [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, we make mistakes.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm just ... You're just fucking creating something, and then stand-up is the only art form that you have to kinda create in front of a crowd. You can't really ... You can get ideas and the concepts and the flesh of it alone, but you have ... It comes alive in front of the crowd.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You have to be able to fuck around.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, I, um ... Me and Chappelle m- uh, and you've, you've done this kind of thing. Me and Chappelle met Chris Rock in Cleveland, 'cause Chappelle lives in Ohio, obviously. W- he's done something very similar to what you've done, but we'll get into that later.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's done something really cool.
- SPSpeaker
Incredible.
- JRJoe Rogan
Basically took over a whole town. [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, yeah. And-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's funny, and especially, he had a really funny joke about it, about how, uh, when white people move into a neighborhood, it's called gentrification, and he goes, "They don't have a word for I'm doing to ... [laughs] what, what I'm doing to these motherfuckers."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. It's crazy to be Dave Chappelle, the most important man in town.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
But, uh, Chris Rock was doing Cleveland, and, uh, we met him there, and that was the first time I saw the bags.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SPSpeaker
People ... And, and I was apprehensive. Um, as a matter of fact, I saw a celebrity in LA who didn't wanna put his phone in a bag, and so they had that motherfucker stay outside. [laughs] You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. There's too many snitches in this world. Too many people just wanna film everything for the 'Gram.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, stop.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, sometimes-
- JRJoe Rogan
Stop
- SPSpeaker
... we're saying the wrong thing. Sometimes we're drunk.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
You know?
- 6:02 – 10:22
Sleep deprivation, memory slips, and Rogan’s public clarification
- JRJoe Rogan
Hey, speaking ... I gotta clear something up.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Speaking of ... Uh, this has nothing to do with you, but-
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... I did a podcast last week with Theo Von, and, uh, in it-W- One, there's like a video on the internet that's accusing me of lying about something, and what I said was-
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... that I was in the mountains of Utah when the Charlie Kirk thing was going down. What had actually happened was I was here doing a podcast with Charlie Sheen when the Charlie Kirk thing went down, when he di- It, we, l- we'd stopped and take, took a piss break, right? And that's when we found out about it, right?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Um, and then when I was in the mountains of Utah, that's when the Jimmy Kimmel thing was happening, when Jimmy Kimmel was getting in trouble.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I was getting all these messages, but I didn't have any service out there, so I had to hook up the Starlink in order to find out what was happening.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
When I did the podcast the other day, it seemed like I was saying that I was in the mountains when Charlie Kirk got shot. I probably was saying that. I was exhausted when I did that show last week. I, so I did a show on Tuesday night at the club, and I have this thing that I do, unfortunately, where I come home, and it's the only time that I get alone time, is when everyone's asleep.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I stayed up way too late. I stayed up super late. Then I had to take my kid to school in the morning, and I was like, "I'll just power through." The problem when I do that, when I get no sleep, is my memory is dog shit.
- SPSpeaker
[chuckles]
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, I have a really good memory and a terrible memory. It's really good a lot of the times, and then sometimes, especially when I'm tired, it's fucking terrible. It's like I... From doing thousands of podcasts-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... my memory is like a room that's filled with boxes an- and files.
- SPSpeaker
Hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I don't know where the fuck everything is.
- SPSpeaker
See, a- as you were talking, the first thing that ca- Everything goes to sports for me. Some of our greatest home run hitters, uh, they strike out a lot, because they're swinging all the motherfucking time-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- SPSpeaker
... trying to get it to co- McCovey Cove or some place.
- JRJoe Rogan
Of course.
- SPSpeaker
And I think that's how we are... Well, not we. You especially right now. You're doing this constantly. You're talking to lots of people, saying lots of things, and every now and then, there's gonna be a swing and a miss. Let me explain that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but the real problem was sleepy.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
The real problem was not getting any sleep, and I'm not gonna do that anymore, 'cause I keep doing... The thing, I get home at 9:00-
- SPSpeaker
Have you had that problem before, like sleep deprivation-
- 10:22 – 15:50
Weed, performance, and mental health: benefits, risks, and comparisons to alcohol
- SPSpeaker
And, and the other thing that, that hit me is I was listening to you talk recently, and you talked about smoking herb and how it enhanced the weightlifting process you-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
What, what's that about? How-
- JRJoe Rogan
You feel it in your tissues, man. It's like you feel... It's really good for coordination exercise. Like, there's a lot of jujitsu guys who smoke weed.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
They smoke weed right before class, like get ripped, and then, and go and train.
- SPSpeaker
So the Gracies were high when I first started seeing-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm, not those guys.
- SPSpeaker
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
Those guys don't do it, but a lot of guys do.
- SPSpeaker
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
I think one of the, one of the, I don't wanna throw him under the bus-
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... but one of the brothers was really into smoking weed and doing jujitsu.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And arguably the best one. Definitely the best one. But, um, a lot of jujitsu guys do it. And, uh, a lot of guys like to do it before kickboxing. It's a, you just feel your muscles more. You feel, like, your coordination more. You're more sensitive. It's weird. It's like instead of the, you being, like, abstract with your movements and, you know, just kinda, like, doing it, it's like you feel all the tissues, all the connection. When you lift weights, you're like, "Ugh."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like you feel all the fibers of all your shit moving. It's like, it just makes you more sensitive. It's such an un- misunderstood substance. Not for everybody. I really believe some people should not get high. I think for some people it throws them off and sends them down a dark road, and it's just not, not for them.
- SPSpeaker
Causes them to procrastinate about their life and personal responsibilities.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a lot of that. There's a lot of people that just wake and bake and just live in the cloud all day and never get anything, anything done.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then there's a lot of people that also get, like, super paranoid, and they get anxiety, and they freak out. And then there's people that, there's a lot of, uh, connections to marijuana and psychosis or, um, schizophrenic states that some p-
- SPSpeaker
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
But the problem with that isWere they already-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... like did they already have a propensity towards schizophrenia and marijuana pushed them over the edge? Were they gonna get it anyway? Like, it's hard to say.
- SPSpeaker
A lot of those guys on a diet Coke would have problems.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, right. [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a lot of guys just fucking red lights freak 'em out. There's, there's people that just life is too hard for them, and they don't need something else that fucks with it. You know, if you already have mental health struggles, probably shouldn't do mushrooms, you know?
- 15:50 – 24:35
Stimulants and sleep meds: Adderall, Ambien, and the ‘no free lunch’ principle
- JRJoe Rogan
I do hear people say that about speed, which is weird. You hear people say that about amphetamines, like especially Adderall, like how like-
- SPSpeaker
Ooh
- JRJoe Rogan
... "Oh my God, it makes me so productive. I get so much done." But it's generally, it's like journalists-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... and people that have to write a lot.
- SPSpeaker
Students. I, I'm-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, students
- SPSpeaker
... very curious about Adderall because I'm hearing so much, and I'm thinking, like when I was doing the book, right, I'm like, "Would Adderall be good to focus me, to do for me what it does for students that I hear talk about it?"
- JRJoe Rogan
Probably. Probably, but I don't-
- SPSpeaker
It's a pill, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
It scares me though, 'cause I know a lot of people with problems with it. It's, it's a, it's a real, it's a real catchy one. It gets you.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And then you start leaning on it.
- SPSpeaker
So that, that's one of the, one of the downs is it's extremely addicting.
- JRJoe Rogan
Very addictive, yeah.
- SPSpeaker
But what's the other downside? Any others?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I would imagine when you get off of it, you're exhausted 'cause I would imagine whenever there's... There's always some sort of a biological... You know, there's a, there's a... Whenever... There's no free lunch, right?
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Anything that speeds you up is gonna bring you down. Like, there's get... If you're ramping your body up where you're focusing for fucking 16 hours just sitting in front of the typewriter. [imitates typing]
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
And that's what, like, why journalists like it.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I would imagine the, the back end of it... You've done it, Jamie.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, twice.
- JRJoe Rogan
What's-
- SPSpeaker
Only twice, 'cause it kept me up for two days.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- SPSpeaker
See, that's what I'm talking about.
- SPSpeaker
That's what I'm talking about. That's the main thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Sounds like coke. That's it.
- 24:35 – 30:24
Acting and aging: why Rogan avoids sets, Arsenio at 70, and simplifying life
- SPSpeaker
Do you like to act?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- SPSpeaker
Okay.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't hate it.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
I don't like the process. I don't like waiting around all day. I don't like being on set. I don't like dealing with... Some actors are great. Some actors are j- just like all kinds of people.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Cops. There's a lot of cops that are awesome.
- SPSpeaker
'Cause I know you were at a point in your life when you could probably do anything you want, and I never see you pursuing any acting roles, anything like this.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, I avoid them. Yeah, I've, I've o- been offered some fun stuff, and I was like, "Mm, I'm not going to p- Bulgaria for three months. Fuck that."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm just... I... It's not my thing. And if it was my thing, I would b- I'd be like, feel very fortunate, and I'd, I'd dive on it.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'd be like, "Oh, my God, it's amazing."
- SPSpeaker
So when, when you look at something you've done and you're watching a role at, in dailies or, uh, at the premiere, you don't love what you see so much that you'd do more of it?
- JRJoe Rogan
It doesn't bother me.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It, but it's not, it's just not what I enjoy doing.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And ag- again, it's the process that's the problem. It's the 16-hour days. It's like... And it's being around actors because you're around people that need to think and need to talk in a very specific way-
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... 'cause they're always worried they're gonna be cast out of the kingdom.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know what I mean?
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
So it's like this very disingenuous way of communicating that a lot of actors have, and it's just-
- SPSpeaker
And you always feel when you do something that this person's gonna be your friend for life. "I, I'll see you next month."
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
And you never see that fucker ever again.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- 30:24 – 34:46
Money, staff, and getting overcharged: the weird psychology of wealth
- JRJoe Rogan
That's better. Yeah. Th- there's a lot of people that just want a lot of people around them 'cause it makes them feel important. They have a big staff. They have a lot of people working for them, a lot of things going on, a lot of different projects.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Keep moving, keep moving.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But no peace
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Not good. I always tell comedians, like, they're, they're like, "Oh, I gotta get an assistant." I go, "No you don't. Just do less shit. Don't get an assistant."
- SPSpeaker
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
You get an assistant, that person's gonna wanna kill you.
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
That person's [laughs]
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They're gonna feel entitled. You're making all this money, they're not. You're famous, they're not.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
They, they see you for who you really are. They're follow- You know, and like, "He fucking regular guy. Why's he got all this?" Like, David Spade's assistant duct-taped him and tased him. Remember that?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Tried to kill him.
- SPSpeaker
That's, that's, that's heavy, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
That's, I, and, and, and I've heard that the people who work for us always hate us. I've always avoided ... Somebody told me-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not always the case
- SPSpeaker
... they said, "You, you know your housekeeper hates you." And I'm like, "No, she's been with me 22 years." He's like, "That bitch hates you, man." [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
And, and, and I don't wanna believe that.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's not always the case, but the, it is often the case that people that are around people that have so much, they feel like, "Why don't I have this?" Like, "I'm working for this person. What am I not doing ... But why am I not rich? This person could just make me rich." It's weird, you know what I mean?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, that's not what the job is. The job is you're a gardener. Gardener doesn't make $5 million a year. Like, this is, you're kinda being crazy. And then you, you get people that take advantage of you, where you get a bill and you're like, "Why does it cost this much?" Like, this is ki- Like, I have a friend who's very wealthy, he's a businessman, and he goes over every fucking little thing that people charge him.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And he's always looking for, "They're fucking trying to overcharge me." He gets-
- SPSpeaker
Signs his own checks.
- 34:46 – 42:44
How Arsenio rewired late night: no desk, cultural looseness, and political relevance
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, a lot of the young guys don't understand what you did because what your show was, like, back in, I guess ... When was it, when did it first come on the air? What year?
- SPSpeaker
Probably, uh, Coming to America was, like, '86, '87. I left New York and went and started this show, so '87, '88, sometime around in there. I'm bad with years.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. During that time, and in the, the '90s, it changed the whole landscape of late night television. Like, completely changed it. Because late night television was stiff, you know? It was like, you have a, a fucking, the desk. The desk made no sense to me. Like-
- SPSpeaker
I talk, I talk about the desk and how I got rid of it. But, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
It made no sense.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But you ... What, I was like, "Oh, finally, he got rid of the desk."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
The fucking de- Are, are, are we being lectured? Are you, am I in the-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... principal's office? Like, what is, what is the fucking desk for?
- SPSpeaker
Exactly.
- JRJoe Rogan
But when they first started doing that in the 1950s, if you went to work, you had a desk.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You had to wear a tie.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You had a desk, and they all smoked cigarettes while they were out on the job.
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, you watch, like, the Johnny Carson show.
- SPSpeaker
During commercials, Johnny would go under his desk-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm
- SPSpeaker
... get a cigarette.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
He would-
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, they would often smoke on air. They would do it all the time back then.
- SPSpeaker
That's crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
They all smoked cigarettes back then.
- SPSpeaker
How about planes? How about the fact that we could get on a plane to go to a gig, and there was a row behind us where smoking began.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
And-
- 42:44 – 48:48
Everyone has a ‘show’ now: YouTube, short attention spans, and the end of shared TV moments
- SPSpeaker
You could poke the person. Uh, now we have a different era where everyone can do talk. I saw Mike Epps talking on his back from his bed the other day-
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
... holding his phone above him.And that's when it hit me. It's like, now we have a hard time finding a guest that doesn't have a show.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
We can-- Anyone can have a show now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
And that's kinda cool.
- JRJoe Rogan
It is kinda cool. And it's just like sh- and you find your own... As long as you do it long enough and you put the right attention to it and do it honestly, you'll find your own lane.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
You find your own way of doing things.
- SPSpeaker
I have friends who have children who have shows.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- SPSpeaker
Makeup tutorials and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- SPSpeaker
... successful things going on in their bedroom.
- JRJoe Rogan
One of the biggest shows on YouTube for a long time was a kid that was, like, unboxing toys.
- SPSpeaker
Oh, that's cool.
- JRJoe Rogan
And it was... Sort of. But then-
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
... they started monetizing it, and I think, you know, as soon as your parents start making all that money off of you opening toy boxes, shit gets weird. It's weird for kids to get famous, period. But, but it was just like no one had thought that out, like, that there would be a lot of people that were interested in you watching toys.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, there's a lot of shows that I watch on YouTube that it's just people cooking.
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
I just, I love watching people on YouTube.
- SPSpeaker
I watched a lady cook with big titties and-
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
... and, uh, uh, just an apron, you know.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
And, you know, side boobage be coming out.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a, that's a trick. [laughs]
- 48:48 – 1:05:20
Politics, polarization, and ‘misdirection’: money, Epstein, and the two-party trap
- JRJoe Rogan
So also Bill Clinton, I wish Bill Clinton didn't have so many problems 'cause I would like to talk to him. I would love to have to sit down with him on a podcast.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, the problem is, like, how do you sit down and not talk about all the chaos and all the nutty shit and the Epstein files and all the other shit. Like, you kinda almost have to talk about it.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
So it's too bad.Because I think he's a fascinating person, and I think he's one of the greatest presidents of all time for sure. And if you go back and look at what he accomplished during his administration, they balanced the budget. That was, like, one of the first times in the history of this fucking country that we didn't have a gigantic debt. Now our debt's, like, 39 trillion.
- SPSpeaker
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's crazy.
- SPSpeaker
And, and-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, everybody's so bad at balancing the budget, and you go back and listen to him talk when he was running for president, he's, like, super sensible. Like-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... everything he said made sense. The-
- SPSpeaker
And didn't he move a little to the right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I mean, it wasn't to the right. It was just sensible. Like, what is to the right and what is to the left?
- SPSpeaker
Well, it's, it's-
- JRJoe Rogan
It doesn't mean anything anymore
- SPSpeaker
... it's accepting that a lot of things are valuable that are not a part of your party's philosophy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- SPSpeaker
I think we have to be willing to compromise and move a little bit. Uh, and, and that goes for all politicians. We have to be able to move a little bit-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah
- SPSpeaker
... to be logical and serve all of America.
- JRJoe Rogan
For sure. But I think w- the problem is parties all have to agree, and they, then they form ideologies that you cannot stray from. So if you're one of those people that says, like, "Hey, maybe an open border's a bad idea because terrorists can come through." Like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, there's, no one's illegal on stolen land." You know, you get-
- SPSpeaker
Mm
- JRJoe Rogan
... everybody gets crazy because there's a party line that you have to stick with. This is today. Today, things are incredibly polarizing. But if you go back and listen to some of the things that Clinton was saying when he was running for president and when he was president, boy, these are, like, almost right-wing talking points in a lot of way. But they're not-
- SPSpeaker
See?
- JRJoe Rogan
But it's not really-
- SPSpeaker
A, a little to the right
- JRJoe Rogan
... but it's not really right wing. It's just sensible. Like, what is right and what is left? Left used to be, um, first of all, freedom of speech was, uh, of paramount importance. It u- used to be that they were very open-minded. It used to be, like, uh, the, that education was of crucial importance, and that discourse was crucially important, and that you have to look out for citizens in, in sense of, like, s- having social safety nets and having welfare programs and, and food stamps, and all those things are, which are really important for a society because not everybody is in the same position in life. And if we're a community of people, which is what a country's supposed to be, you're supposed to look out for everyone. You know? That, that's sensible.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what the left used to be, and then it became trans women are women, men can get pregnant. Like, oh, geez.
- SPSpeaker
And, and by the way, when you deal with left and right, you have to almost attach a year because we've seen parties change.
- 1:05:20 – 1:09:51
Modern club life vs. TikTok dances: danger, violence, and the end of “going out”
- SPSpeaker
I was in a club as a young man on Sunset, left The Comedy Store, went down the street to a place called Carlos & Charlie's, and back then they had, uh, this garment called a tube top.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- SPSpeaker
It was just an elastic-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm
- SPSpeaker
... about, an elastic piece about eight inches d- or depending on your breasts. And, um, I watched a dude take his finger and just pull a girl's tube top down, titties fell out.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
And I'm watching her man. He didn't know what to do, you know, because you don't wanna fight these guys.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
You almost wanna s- just say, "Baby, just pull up your top and let's go home," you know? [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
But he had to fight.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
And, uh, in that situation, I, I think you have to fight.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, but you just definitely shouldn't be there in the first place. That's the problem with going to clubs.
- SPSpeaker
You're at the wrong club.
- JRJoe Rogan
The, the running into the, the potential psychopath-
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... is just too... Like, that's where they go. Where people act like cunts, that's where they go.
- SPSpeaker
When is the last time you went to a club?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I never go to clubs. Never.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, it's been a long time for me. I mean, there is no club for 70-year-olds.
- JRJoe Rogan
No, no, no, no, no.
- SPSpeaker
You know, that's called AARP. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, if you do go, it's sad. If you're the-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, you don't wanna be the oldest dude
- JRJoe Rogan
... guy at the bar.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
"Hey, ladies."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"What is fucking grandpa doing here?"
- 1:09:51 – 1:19:17
Behind the scenes of Arsenio’s show: music costs, reboot frustrations, and PR control
- SPSpeaker
Well, well that's the, that's that gap between me and you as talkers. Um, one of the problems I had, and I talk in the book about this, I love music, and I grew up wanting to do that show. So when they start telling me, "You know, you can get better numbers with Howie Mandel just talking than you can with this..." 'Cause I put Boyz II Men and The Temptations together once. I had to fly Boyz II Men from Philly. I had... You know, and, and they wanted it less Black, and now I got 14 brothers doing choreography [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
You know, and it's like, "No, that's not what we need."
- JRJoe Rogan
They wanted it less Black?
- SPSpeaker
Well-
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, they would say shit like that to you?
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah. They, they, they wanted, um... This is the carrot. They said, "We know Johnny's gonna leave one day." You know, you always think it's gonna be two years.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- SPSpeaker
"So you can inherit his audience if you do the right show."
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- SPSpeaker
But I, Joe-
- JRJoe Rogan
You're not crazy
- SPSpeaker
... I, I, I used to do the talk show in my basement, man, and we'd put on a Temptations record, and my friend Junior would be my guest, and he would sing Get Ready. And on Soul Train, they lip sync. We knew the microphones wasn't plugged in.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- SPSpeaker
And so he would sing, and then I'd interview him. I wanted to do that show, but-
- JRJoe Rogan
You were doing that when you were young?
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
When did you... How old were you when you were doing that?
- SPSpeaker
Uh, 11.
- JRJoe Rogan
Really?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. My mother would have rent parties, and so she'd rent these card tables and chairs. And the people, like in LA, we call it town and country, right? The, you can rent stuff for your party. So the next day, they come and pick up the stuff in a truck. But before they'd pick it up, I would do a talk show with that stuff. And, um, I dreamed of everything that I did eventually in my life.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow
- SPSpeaker
And it was, it was, um, the show I wanted to do. So at a certain point when they say, um, "Does Prince need a purple piano?" You know [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
I said, "Yeah, he want a purple piano." And the show I was doing was just too expensive. And you and I talked once at the Ice House when I tried to do the Reboot show.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah
- SPSpeaker
And I was telling you how complicated it was. They wanted my Twitter site. They don't want to-
- JRJoe Rogan
They took your... I was telling people, they took over your fucking social media, and they wouldn't give it back.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, it was hard to get back. It-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's crazy. I remember you telling me that. We were standing outside the outside area of the Ice House, and you were like, "I can't get my fucking social media back." I'm like, "That's crazy. They took your social media."
- 1:19:17 – 1:34:02
Prince stories: genius, contracts, humor, and the cost of performance
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. No, Prince w- Prince was one of the most revolutionary artists ever, and people that don't know the early stuff, they don't know how crazy it was that this guy was... To have a song called "Head" [laughs] .
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Just singing about getting head.
- SPSpeaker
First time I saw him, he was opening for The Rolling Stones.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- SPSpeaker
And the audience didn't dig him, because it was different back then, and he was singing soft and wet.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- SPSpeaker
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Well, Prince was just, he was so unique, man.
- SPSpeaker
And he predicted a lot of the things that we're dealing with now and going through. I remember the first time he talked about what became Napster, and he talked about, uh, um, owning your own property and what was gonna ha- and slave on his jaw, and we thought that was silly.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SPSpeaker
But it meant something.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, he was dealing with these crazy contracts where these record companies, these predatory record companies, would lock you into these contracts, and they fucking owned you. So his response to that was like, "Okay, I won't perform as Prince anymore. Now I'm fucking this shit."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"I'm this squiggly-
- SPSpeaker
I'm a symbol-
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm a symbol
- SPSpeaker
... with a slave-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah
- SPSpeaker
... uh, insignia on my jaw."
- JRJoe Rogan
What are you gonna do now? I'm a symbol. I'm not even selling myself as Prince.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
And he would just... I mean, how revolutionary is that? This guy had said, "Okay, I know the workaround. I won't use my name anymore. I'll just be a symbol."
- SPSpeaker
He was a bad dude, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
And, but he was such a bad motherfucker that people are like, "I know who that is. I don't care what that fucking symbol is. That's Prince. Let him sing."
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
"Let him do things."
- SPSpeaker
Did you ever meet him?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, man.
- SPSpeaker
I, I, I-
- 1:34:02 – 1:55:12
Comedy legends and the Store: Paul Mooney, Pryor, and learning in the back of the room
- SPSpeaker
Me, him, and Paulie. That's the one thing I loved about her. You know how we have nepo babies? She didn't have no nepo babies. She was like, "Paulie, you're not ready."
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Oh, she would make it work.
- SPSpeaker
And sent his ass to Westwood.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, she made Paulie work, yeah. I mean, Paulie's a rare dude in that regard. Like, he became a really funny comedian while he was, you know, living with a woman who's the great... As, as... In terms of, like, people in comedy that are, like, the, some of the most critical, important people, she's the most important person in the history of comedy that's not a comic.
- SPSpeaker
Absolutely. There, there is no argument.
- JRJoe Rogan
No argument.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's no one even close to her. And her son, you know, I mean, went on to have huge success in films-
- SPSpeaker
I took-
- JRJoe Rogan
... and movies and-
- SPSpeaker
I took Mitzi... Remember when we had the Universal Amphitheatre?
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SPSpeaker
I got tickets and took Mitzi to see Paulie open for Sam Kinison.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- SPSpeaker
And, uh, it just blew her away, 'cause she had never seen him in that large environment, and it was really cool-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's awesome
- SPSpeaker
... to watch her watch her son.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, she let, she let him grow the right way, you know? She didn't, she didn't give him a silver spoon.
- SPSpeaker
By the way-
- JRJoe Rogan
She made him figure it out
- SPSpeaker
... Mitzi Shore started the Comedy Store, and she's the mother of Paulie Shore. 'Cause I say Mitzi to you-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- SPSpeaker
... like it's a cousin.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Well, we talk about her so much. I think a lot of people listening know. But she's the most important person in comedy that wasn't a comic, and more important than most comedians. Like, she would tell you how to do it right. And if she liked you, man, it was like-
- SPSpeaker
She'd tell you how to do it in her opinion.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
I've seen her tell some people some crazy shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah. She was not right-
- SPSpeaker
Yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... a lot of times.
- 1:55:12 – 2:20:26
Phones, parenting, and resilience: latchkey kids vs. the tracked generation
- JRJoe Rogan
It's weird that y- it took l- l- it wasn't even 10 years, and then everybody just got accustomed to having a phone with them all the time. Like, there, there was ... Think about, like, the difference between, like, it was probably, like, what is it, like, '97, '98 when everybody r- had those Motorolas.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right? It was around then.
- SPSpeaker
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
It was around then, like, '96, '97.
- SPSpeaker
My friends laughed at me. My first phone was in a Halliburton briefcase, and you opened the silver Halliburton briefcase, take the phone out, and the phone was maybe 10 inches, you know, with a-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm
- SPSpeaker
... w- and, and I had an antenna that screwed on the outside of the briefcase, 'cause you had this big possum tail-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah
- SPSpeaker
... uh, antenna.
- JRJoe Rogan
I had one on the roof of my car-
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah
- JRJoe Rogan
... in 1989.
- SPSpeaker
Yeah. You, you ... Wow. Ba- b- back then, I couldn't imagine that kids would be watching
- JRJoe Rogan
... movies on the phone
- SPSpeaker
Right. Playing games, watching movies.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
And that would be most of their social life was communicating through that thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah, remember there was a time when dudes said to each other, "Yo, he got a strong rap, man. His pimp hand is crazy. He can get a bitch in a second," you know, and then bah, bah, bah, he's, he can talk. And now young men don't know what the fuck to say to a woman leaning against a wall at a club, you know, because-
- SPSpeaker
No, they have dating apps now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, swipe left.
- SPSpeaker
They're just swiping.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
Crazy. But it... What I was gonna get at, like how quickly the culture changed from s- let's just say '98 when most, a lot of people had a phone, at least half the people had a phone on them. 2008, everybody had a phone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- SPSpeaker
2018, you'd be crazy to not have a phone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- SPSpeaker
20 years, like that.
- 2:20:26 – 2:25:20
Career paths and the craft: road work, opening for musicians, and the fear of live performance
- SPSpeaker
So you went from Boston to New York.
- JRJoe Rogan
Boston to New York.
- SPSpeaker
And Catch a Rising Star. Where'd you work out in New York in those days?
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I did, uh, the Boston Comedy Club, the, you know, the little place-
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... that Barry Katz had.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
I did, uh, The Cellar.
- SPSpeaker
That's-
- JRJoe Rogan
I did-
- SPSpeaker
... Jay Mohr's manager, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yes.
- SPSpeaker
Barry Katz.
- JRJoe Rogan
I did, um, Catch a Rising Star back when that was there. I did, um, oh-Was there a few other-
- SPSpeaker
Comic strip?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I did the strip. Yeah. I did the clubs in town. I did Dangerfield's a lot.
- SPSpeaker
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
But honestly, when I lived in New York, I really liked doing the road more because when I did the road, I could make money. So like I came up in Boston, and in Boston, you made a lot of your money not in the clubs in town, but you made a lot of your money in like the bar shows, you know, outside of town in the suburbs.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And the thing about that is like you could headline, and so you could do 45 minutes-
- SPSpeaker
Mm
- JRJoe Rogan
... or an hour, and that, that allowed me to grow and like to really-
- SPSpeaker
Stretch out
- JRJoe Rogan
... become a headliner.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Whereas like I found like a lot of the New York comics that I would go on the road with, when I would work with them, even when I was a middle act and they were a headliner, they had like these 10 and 15 minute sets that they'd stitch together to put, to make an hour. Whereas the guys that I worked with in Boston, like the big headliners in Boston, they had a real hour. Like that fucking, that was an hour of thunder. You know?
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
They had a beginning, a middle, and an end, and it was like tight. It was tight.
- SPSpeaker
Mm-hmm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And I felt like I could do sets in New York, but I don't think it's really helping my career, right? There's no one there to see me. I r- I felt like I'm gonna make money. Like, I could do a set in New York and I make 25 bucks.
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