The Joe Rogan ExperienceAction Bronson on Joe Rogan: Why Stacked Ruins Break History
Bronson traces Teotihuacan to builders unknown, finds ruins stacked over older ruins; flood myths in unconnected ancient cultures with no shared source.
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150 min read · 30,075 words- 0:02 – 1:56
Woolly mammoth tooth collectibles and “allowed” ivory craftsmanship
- JRJoe Rogan
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
- SPSpeaker
The Joe Rogan Experience.
- JRJoe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day. [upbeat music] [laughs]
- ABAction Bronson
[laughs] That one, that one brought a smile to my face.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, out of all the weird shit that someone's given me, that's at the top. Well, I got this. This is a wooly mammoth tooth that my friend John gave me.
- ABAction Bronson
I was gonna say. That's fucking ridiculous.
- JRJoe Rogan
A wooly mammoth tooth with a wooly mammoth carved into it.
- ABAction Bronson
That's craziness.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's crazy, right? That tooth's probably 10,000 years old. No bullshit.
- ABAction Bronson
But the balls to carve into it, too, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
I know. I would never. I mean, it's beautiful.
- ABAction Bronson
No, it's gorgeous.
- JRJoe Rogan
The guy did it, he nailed it. I mean, it's, it's a beautiful little elephant there. See it right there for me?
- ABAction Bronson
That's fucking unbelievable.
- JRJoe Rogan
But I would never carve into one of these things.
- ABAction Bronson
It almost looks like an alligator gar from the side, like a little alligator jaw.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. [laughs] It does a little.
- ABAction Bronson
Right?
- JRJoe Rogan
The thing about these teeth, though, is they find so many of them that they don't think of them as precious. So you're allowed to do stuff with them. Like, uh, you could buy a knife with a, a wooly mammoth handle. Like this is, this is a piece of wooly mammoth that they make for a gun.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, that's nuts.
- JRJoe Rogan
So you could put that on a 1911. It's a handle made out of woolly, wooly mammoth teeth.
- ABAction Bronson
You just have an, this is an extra handle? Is this this handle?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's the, a pistol.
- ABAction Bronson
Or this handle?
- JRJoe Rogan
It's the pistol handle.
- ABAction Bronson
It's the pistol handle.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. And this is a piece-
- ABAction Bronson
It would make a good handle for this one, too, like the front one, for fucking-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay. Right
- ABAction Bronson
... like if you're holding that sick-ass thing.
- 1:56 – 3:04
Pool cues, classic style, and the tiny world of “male accessories”
- ABAction Bronson
I used to have my own pool cue.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- ABAction Bronson
Unscrewed it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
I used to come to the fucking pool hall with, unscrew the fucking thing and get nuts with it. Having a pool, like having a pool cue is, you're a different level of human being when you're walking around with that. You're not playing games.
- JRJoe Rogan
You're not playing games.
- ABAction Bronson
You're there to play games, but you're not playing.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a very serious thing. It's a cool thing when you show up with your own cue, like in The Hustler.
- ABAction Bronson
That's-
- JRJoe Rogan
The guy shows up with a leather satchel
- ABAction Bronson
One of the coolest guys ever. Come on.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
That satchel alone.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
It's, uh, for m- it's male accessories.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- ABAction Bronson
I love a good male accessory.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Like we don't have a lot.
- ABAction Bronson
We have a knife.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
A knife always looks good on the side.
- JRJoe Rogan
Knife.
- ABAction Bronson
A gun.
- JRJoe Rogan
A watch.
- ABAction Bronson
Watch.
- JRJoe Rogan
Watch is a good male acce- it's like the most acceptable male jewelry.
- ABAction Bronson
For sure.
- JRJoe Rogan
Don't you think? Watches, right.
- ABAction Bronson
I don't want no one with a nose ring. I don't wanna pull up with the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. [laughs]
- 3:04 – 5:10
Tattoos, ankle jewelry, and how vacations change your identity
- ABAction Bronson
I had a chain back in the day. It had a little miniature Tasmanian devil piece.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs] That was the tattoo everybody in high school got.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, Taz was the f- I want one now.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs] Taz with boxing gloves.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, for sure. Boxing gloves. It, boxing gloves with the child's name. I have that on my arm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ah. Yeah, my friend Kenny got that. It was his first tattoo when we were in high school. Tasmanian devil with a boxing glove. We were all like, "Sick." [laughs] 'Cause we, 'cause we were like 16. [laughs]
- ABAction Bronson
But Taz was, um, still to this day, one of, like that and barbed wire, if you had barbed wire-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- ABAction Bronson
... and Taz.
- JRJoe Rogan
Dudes went so far with barbed wire, they got barbed wire around their ankle, which is-
- ABAction Bronson
That's unacceptable
- JRJoe Rogan
... a big mistake.
- ABAction Bronson
It was Pamela Anderson with the barbed wire.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know.
- ABAction Bronson
Remember that one?
- JRJoe Rogan
She had it on, didn't she have it on her ankle? Or she had it on her arm.
- ABAction Bronson
On the arm.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
In that movie.
- JRJoe Rogan
A lot of dudes had it on the arm. Fairly okay. It's kind of a, a bad decision, but it's okay.
- ABAction Bronson
It's a bad decision. But now the thing-
- JRJoe Rogan
But on the ankle
- ABAction Bronson
... any type of ankle accessory jewelry other than-
- JRJoe Rogan
Weird
- ABAction Bronson
... like a, a surveillance. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- ABAction Bronson
It really, for me, it doesn't work. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- ABAction Bronson
My ankle's way too Balkan. It's a thick-ass ankle.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, right, right.
- 5:10 – 6:58
Food-first travel: Athens meals, Mexico City obsession, and altitude performance
- JRJoe Rogan
I think the schedule should be around eating.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what I believe. That's my, my feeling is like-
- ABAction Bronson
It's been my life
- JRJoe Rogan
... cool ancient things-
- ABAction Bronson
Oh
- JRJoe Rogan
... like if you're in a cool place like Athens.
- ABAction Bronson
Oof, oof.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, you definitely gotta go seek some cool ancient shit.
- ABAction Bronson
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
But get, get the good grub.
- ABAction Bronson
Speaking my language.
- JRJoe Rogan
Now find the, find the spots. Find the spots.
- ABAction Bronson
I was eating some rare scampi right in front of the Pantheon.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh.
- ABAction Bronson
You know, like it, there was a beautiful restaurant known for scampi right there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- ABAction Bronson
And it was like-
- JRJoe Rogan
That's phenomenal.
- ABAction Bronson
I was just recently in Mexico City at, uh, at Teotihuacan.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- ABAction Bronson
Ooh, my God.
- JRJoe Rogan
I wanna go there.
- ABAction Bronson
Right.
- JRJoe Rogan
I was in Mexico City only once-
- ABAction Bronson
Sick
- JRJoe Rogan
... for the UFC, but it was in and out. It was one day, you know, two days.
- ABAction Bronson
I wanna live there. I-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mexico City's a dope spot, man. It's-
- ABAction Bronson
I don't go places where I-
- 6:58 – 9:35
Teotihuacán shooting + the rabbit hole of unknown pre-Aztec civilizations
- SPSpeaker
Did you see the shooting that happened yesterday?
- JRJoe Rogan
Where?
- SPSpeaker
At Teotihuacan.
- ABAction Bronson
No.
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
A shooting.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, I did see something like a go- it's just a crazy person, right?
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, shit.
- SPSpeaker
Oh, yeah, I believe so. Yeah, yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, Teotihuacan-
- SPSpeaker
The video looks crazy
- JRJoe Rogan
... a popular tourist archaeological site outside of Mexico City.
- ABAction Bronson
That's where you're not allowed to go. That's the Sun Temple.
- JRJoe Rogan
You, you're not allowed to walk up there?
- ABAction Bronson
You're not allowed to walk that, no.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like, what they're doing-
- ABAction Bronson
Just to that area, and then you can't go up.
- JRJoe Rogan
And so this guy just started shooting people?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, where you can't go there. He's fucking ele- he's elevated...
- SPSpeaker
Yeah, there's a bunch-
- ABAction Bronson
Yeah, that's the Sun Temple.
- SPSpeaker
He's there with the gun, and there's a bunch of people, like, laying down on the ground that were, like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Jesus Christ
- SPSpeaker
... hostages or something. And, like, he's, like, shooting right at them.
- JRJoe Rogan
W- so wh-
- ABAction Bronson
This is crazy.
- SPSpeaker
I don't know.
- JRJoe Rogan
He said something to them too.
- 9:35 – 13:54
Cities built on cities: archaeology layers, pilgrimages, and engineered awe
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, they're finding that out about a lot of these things
- ABAction Bronson
... cities on top of cities on top-
- JRJoe Rogan
They build them on old ones.
- ABAction Bronson
I mean, it's just like you tile the floor. You just leave that bullshit, and you just tile right over it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, even in, when I was in Italy, we were in, uh, Ravello, and there's this beautiful church up there. You go for a little walk up the hill, there's a beautiful church, old church, like, from the 1800s, but it's built on top of a church that's, like, a thousand years old.
- ABAction Bronson
Same thing in Mexico City.
- JRJoe Rogan
And there's a glass floor.
- ABAction Bronson
Yep.
- JRJoe Rogan
You could see through to the bottom with the original ruins.
- ABAction Bronson
The same thing in Mexico City. We went to-
- JRJoe Rogan
They do that everywhere
- ABAction Bronson
Bro, there was these people making their pilgrimage where they crawl on the floor from fucking hundreds of miles away in Jesus's name just to get to the church.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, wow.
- ABAction Bronson
You have this... I don't know what that, it's some, some act of, like, some humbling act where they crawl from hundreds of miles away to the church.
- JRJoe Rogan
Holy shit.
- ABAction Bronson
And everyone come, I don't, millions of people come to this. It was fucking crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
That would be a religious experience.
- SPSpeaker
I didn't wanna go down the-
- ABAction Bronson
It, it truly was. I, like-
- SPSpeaker
Charlie Kirk rabbit hole
- ABAction Bronson
... I was just sitting there, and we caught sermon, and I was just, I was getting fucking chills. Like, I, just from the way they spoke and the echo, the way that the, the acoustics in this room was.
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow.
- ABAction Bronson
It was meant to give you chills.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- ABAction Bronson
They know what they're doing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
They know what they're doing.
- SPSpeaker
I didn't wanna go down the full, like, Charlie Kirk rabbit hole, but I saw this video yesterday where he visited Jerusalem, and they were taking him to this place underground where they mapped it out and used archeology to find out that, like, I believe the spot here where they're at, Jesus, I think, preached or something.
- JRJoe Rogan
Huh.
- SPSpeaker
It's, it's all, they found it underground, and they just built the city on top of it, like you were just saying.
- 13:54 – 20:45
Ancient seafaring timelines, human evolution uncertainty, and a wild Neanderthal hypothesis
- JRJoe Rogan
Whoever built that, like, how much did they know about the rest of the world? That's what's, what's interesting, 'cause we don't really know. We assume that they were all isolated, but more and more as time goes on, they keep finding evidence of earlier and earlier seafaring people. Like, I think they've pushed people in boats back to 60,000 years now. Let's see if that's true. Put that in Perplexity.
- ABAction Bronson
Uh-huh.
- JRJoe Rogan
What is the oldest known use of boats?
- SPSpeaker
Uh, also speaking of that, that Noah... They think they found Noah's Ark going around Twitter.
- ABAction Bronson
As long as there's been water, there's probably been something to float on it.
- SPSpeaker
Whoa, what? The Noah's Ark scans?
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- SPSpeaker
I brought that up before.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, Mount Ararat in Turkey?
- SPSpeaker
But yeah, it's been going around Twitter the last couple of days. I think they did some new scans and found some stuff underneath it.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, shit.
- SPSpeaker
Um, let me find it.
- JRJoe Rogan
I wanna see that. But what was the other question? The other question is the oldest boat.
- SPSpeaker
Boat.
- JRJoe Rogan
What do you guess? Take a guess.
- ABAction Bronson
Fucking it's beyond my thought. It's like I, I don't even know a number. Nu- a number doesn't come to mind. Like, as long as there's been water.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right.
- ABAction Bronson
What the fuck does that mean? I don't even know.
- JRJoe Rogan
I wonder how long it took, like, early man-
- ABAction Bronson
And there's trees
- JRJoe Rogan
... to figure out that trees float, and if you could figure out a tool. Once they figured out tools, they must have started making stuff, right?
- ABAction Bronson
But when we see all these ancient, really, like, laser diagnostic fucking situations-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- ABAction Bronson
... they knew already.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
They knew.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's different. That's different. Like Egypt, right? Um, "Archaic humans were crossing substantial sea channels long before our species Homo sapiens appeared on the record." Whoa.
- ABAction Bronson
Wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
So implying intentional crossings as far back as roughly 450,000 years ago.
- ABAction Bronson
When you think about it-
- 20:45 – 25:50
Noah’s Ark scans, flood myths, and the burning bush as DMT theory
- JRJoe Rogan
Noah's Ark mystery deepens as a researcher blows lid on strange rock formation in Turkey. So this, this rock formation is on Mount Ararat. That's what it looks like?
- SPSpeaker
This thing here in the middle, yeah, and they said it's the same-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wait a minute, that's not AI?
- SPSpeaker
Nope.
- ABAction Bronson
Is this all LiDAR?
- SPSpeaker
So this is a picture.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro, that's crazy. That's the actual image?
- SPSpeaker
I'll show you the other ones they have.
- JRJoe Rogan
God, that looks like, that looks like what somebody would send me in a Facebook group chat. [laughs] Where they go, "Honestly-"
- ABAction Bronson
Where they go, "Noah's Ark," I'm like, "Right."
- JRJoe Rogan
"... this shit right here, if it's not AI... If it's AI, it should say it." Right. If it's not AI... God, that looks like a boat.
- SPSpeaker
Let's see. Oh.
- JRJoe Rogan
So look, I'm not a geologist or someone who's a landscape expert, but that's a very unusual feature. It... What are the odds that something looks exactly like a boat?
- SPSpeaker
Um, so then underneath it, they scanned it, and then they're-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh
- SPSpeaker
... saying that these potentially are hallways or-
- ABAction Bronson
I mean, that's the shape of a boat
- SPSpeaker
... ramps or something.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a fucking boat.
- SPSpeaker
The, the-
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, so there's structure inside of it?
- SPSpeaker
Well, the biggest issue is that this is, uh, on the side of a mountain.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
So that's not where the ocean is.
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro, the great, the great flood.
- SPSpeaker
It's 6,500 feet above sea level, it says. So if you're gonna go with the story of the flood, then you'd have to say that we don't know exactly when the flood happened, 'cause this would be petrified wood or something, and I read it takes somewhere between thousands and millions of years to get petrified wood. So we'd have to be on the lower end of the thousands, 'cause it's probably not millions of years, and then tectonic plates would've had to lift it all the way up here to-
- JRJoe Rogan
No, not necessarily
- SPSpeaker
... do something like that.
- JRJoe Rogan
If the flood receded-
- SPSpeaker
Well, I guess if the flood the entire-
- 25:50 – 29:35
AI backlash over a frog image and bigger fears about AI governance
- JRJoe Rogan
My fear is that a lot of chaos is gonna happen, and they're gonna use that as an excuse to have AI run everything, and that's where things get really fucking weird. That's where creativity dissolves, freedom dissolves. You become some little biological time card.
- ABAction Bronson
Bro, the other day, I fucking, I posted a picture of a frog that I AI-generated just because I wasn't able to get the frog to do what the fuck I want it to do in real life.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- ABAction Bronson
Like, I want the frog holding frog popsicles. He was being difficult, so I had to fucking use another guy. And I, these, everyone was blasting me like, "Yo, not you. Not you."
- JRJoe Rogan
Not AI.
- ABAction Bronson
"I can't believe you used AI." Like, "Yo, you're..."
- JRJoe Rogan
What?
- ABAction Bronson
People were fucking flipping out on me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hold on. So people are upset that you're using-
- ABAction Bronson
I generated a picture of a frog
- JRJoe Rogan
... W- who is mad at you for this?
- ABAction Bronson
Whoever is on my Instagram.
- JRJoe Rogan
Huh.
- ABAction Bronson
And my fans and the people who, who are tr- you know, just hating on AI.
- JRJoe Rogan
So-
- ABAction Bronson
I get, I get the idea of, like, using it in a con- you know, in a conniving way or in a, you know... But it was a picture of a fucking frog. There it is. That's fucking good.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's cool.
- ABAction Bronson
And I said that that was gonna be my album cover, but then people were-
- JRJoe Rogan
Why is that bad?
- ABAction Bronson
... they were like, "Yo, you're taking away opportunities from other artists." Uh, well, let me just clear this up. I wouldn't have hired you no matter what because I do all my artwork anyway. There was no job to be taken away. So let's just, if that's the argument, you could throw that one out.
- JRJoe Rogan
This is just tools.
- ABAction Bronson
It's good old fun.
- JRJoe Rogan
Listen, I don't think-
- ABAction Bronson
This is Photoshop pretty much.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Look, it's beautiful.
- ABAction Bronson
Thank you, man.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's very cool looking.
- ABAction Bronson
But then I did-
- JRJoe Rogan
And I get, I get what people are saying.
- ABAction Bronson
I get it too.
- 29:35 – 35:02
Training, weight swings, and ‘awkward’ strength tools (mace, clubs, kettlebells)
- JRJoe Rogan
Bro, they've never seen you with the mace
- ABAction Bronson
... oh, my God. I did it this morning.
- JRJoe Rogan
You can swing that motherfucker, dude. It's very impressive.
- ABAction Bronson
And I-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's a hard thing to do
- ABAction Bronson
... and I got, I got up to, like, 88 pounds on that bitch-
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh
- ABAction Bronson
... which is ridiculous.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a lot. I started doing this new kettlebell exercise. You do, like, an eight in the air-
- ABAction Bronson
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... with a kettlebell, where you start it like this, and you go all the way up and down like that-
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, yeah. That's crazy
- JRJoe Rogan
... like bending at the-
- ABAction Bronson
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... and over around your head. Woo.
- ABAction Bronson
Serious deal.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, my God, your, your core. You'll, you don't realize, like, how weak that shit is in those weird movements-
- ABAction Bronson
Mm-hmm
- JRJoe Rogan
... until you try something like that.
- ABAction Bronson
That's why the kettlebells are the best things. Kettlebells, the, the, the clubs-
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm
- ABAction Bronson
... the mace.
- JRJoe Rogan
Awkward stuff.
- ABAction Bronson
Awkward. I love all that stuff, all the sandbag work.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm-hmm.
- ABAction Bronson
I'm still doing that every day. Since I was here last, I know it doesn't seem it, but I've lost, like, 20 pounds.
- JRJoe Rogan
Congratulations.
- ABAction Bronson
Well, I got up to 300 again.
- JRJoe Rogan
Damn, dog.
- ABAction Bronson
And now I'm back down to 265. I know you can't see it, but I'm kinda jacked.
- 35:02 – 45:10
Cigarettes in hospitals, overmedication debates, and fame as a mental trap
- JRJoe Rogan
Wow. Isn't it crazy how doctors used to recommend cigarettes? You used to be able to buy cigarettes at a hospital.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, yeah. I've purchased them at hospitals with the thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
In bed, when the guy's in bed.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, you could buy them in, like they would come around-
- JRJoe Rogan
I saw ... Well, I think it-
- ABAction Bronson
Like a six-year-old kid would come around with the thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Like a lady would come by with, like, a box of different kinds of cigarettes in it, and the guy was, like, picking out cigarettes that he could have while he's in his hospital bed.
- ABAction Bronson
Damn. Those were the days.
- JRJoe Rogan
See if you can find one of the pictures.
- ABAction Bronson
Those were the days.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- ABAction Bronson
I remember the pull machine was always my favorite when I got sent to the store to go do this-
- JRJoe Rogan
Right
- ABAction Bronson
... do that.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, look at this.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, wow.
- JRJoe Rogan
This has to be an ad, right?
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is it an ad?
- SPSpeaker
Gotta be.
- ABAction Bronson
That's the golden days-
- JRJoe Rogan
Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph or something like that.
- ABAction Bronson
What is that, Pall Mall?
- SPSpeaker
There's another one, different guy.
- JRJoe Rogan
Another ... 1950s. "Cigarettes were marketed as being good for you." Look at it. The nurse is lighting this guy's cigarette happily.
- ABAction Bronson
That's crazy. Well, he doesn't look sick. His hair is done nicely, like it's parted.
- JRJoe Rogan
So when did, when did people in Ame- we looked up this, who figured out the first cigarette, didn't we?
- SPSpeaker
Is it the same guy, different nurse?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, this is all bullshit.
- SPSpeaker
I don't know.
- 45:10 – 55:48
New York governance: smoking bans, taxes, garbage unions, rats, and urban “ecosystems”
- SPSpeaker
Um, we were talking about smoking. This, I saw this today, that UK has voted to ban anyone born after 2008 to b-be banned from smoking.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well-
- SPSpeaker
It hasn't passed. It has to-- it's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Wait a minute. Wait a minute
- SPSpeaker
... it's on the, it's on the screen
- JRJoe Rogan
Wait a minute. I'm gonna light up a cigar. Fuck them.
- ABAction Bronson
[laughs]
- SPSpeaker
It says that-
- ABAction Bronson
This pisses me off
- SPSpeaker
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
That's a crazy one.
- SPSpeaker
I thought it was kind of fake when I saw it, but I, I, I looked it up. It's on, it's, there's articles about it. It's a draft law, they say, which doesn't mean it's an actual law yet, I think.
- JRJoe Rogan
I'm opening up a fresh box for them. Fuck you. That's crazy. But that's just-- we were talking about this yesterday.
- ABAction Bronson
They love, they love having their fucking, their thumb on you.
- JRJoe Rogan
It's government. It's like when they expand government, they gotta give government something to do. So what do they do? They come up with more rules and regulations, and they come up with more people to enforce those rules and regulations, even if they don't make any sense.
- ABAction Bronson
More bills. Pass this, pass that. I got a fucking ... Everyone has an idea.
- JRJoe Rogan
We just-
- ABAction Bronson
Every new politician has their ideas
- JRJoe Rogan
And they all wanna fucking control you. That's what they wanna do. More than anything, they wanna control you. That's their favorite sport. Their favorite sport is telling you what to do.
- ABAction Bronson
I just had, I had a beautiful dinner with, uh, with our mayor of New York, Mamdani.
- JRJoe Rogan
How is he? Do you like him?
- ABAction Bronson
He's, he's 34 years old, bro.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know.
- ABAction Bronson
He's-- I've, I've never thought that I'd be sitting at a table with a mayor who's younger than me and knows about fucking rap and like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Didn't he rap for a while?
- ABAction Bronson
I don't acknowledge that. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs] That's hilarious.
- ABAction Bronson
No, but he's, you know, he's, he's a very nice guy, you know? We had a nice dinner. I, I didn't speak politic. I'm not really one of those guys. We just talked shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, okay.
- ABAction Bronson
Yeah. But what the fuck do I know?
- 55:48 – 1:01:00
Ticks, Lyme disease, alpha-gal syndrome, and outdoors reality checks
- ABAction Bronson
I know, you're right. There's, there's a real, like, uh, there's a, there's a generous amount of species up where I'm at, and I really enjoy them recently. You can't be upset at them because if the area was unhealthy, they wouldn't be there.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, you're in Upstate?
- ABAction Bronson
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
Upstate's beautiful, but, um, check yourself for ticks.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, I do all the time.
- JRJoe Rogan
All the time.
- ABAction Bronson
I do.
- JRJoe Rogan
All the time. Upstate's got a lot of Lyme.
- ABAction Bronson
My boy got, he, he got, he got bit by a tick recently.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah?
- ABAction Bronson
He caught it three days later. He already had it, but he's good now.
- JRJoe Rogan
Did he go and immediately get the antibiotics?
- ABAction Bronson
Yeah.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what you gotta do. When you get that Lyme disease, you gotta get it quick.
- ABAction Bronson
Where do you think they usually capture you? Like, around the crevasses?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, like your legs, your ankles.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, that's fine.
- JRJoe Rogan
Or where they climb up on your pants.
- ABAction Bronson
But as long as they don't go up in the fucking Netherlands-
- JRJoe Rogan
The junk?
- ABAction Bronson
Yeah, the Nether region.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right, that would suck. But I think it's a systemic issue more than it is the initial bite. The bite, though, uh, to know that if you got Lyme disease, couple days after the infection, it starts getting like a bullseye around it. And that to, to a lot of people is, uh, that's the, the big sign that you've got Lyme disease.
- ABAction Bronson
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
But sometimes when they get to the doctor, that circle's gone, and the doctor doesn't believe them. I've had this happen to a friend of mine, who's a very smart guy, and him and his son both got Lyme disease, and he couldn't get the fucking doctor to believe that it was Lyme disease until his kid started getting, um, what's that mouth thing?
- ABAction Bronson
Gu-
- JRJoe Rogan
Guillain-Barré. How do you say that?
- SPSpeaker
Guillain-Barré syndrome.
- JRJoe Rogan
Is that what you say?
- ABAction Bronson
That one where it's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
Guillain? You say Gu- Guillain?
- 1:01:00 – 1:02:42
Pasta obsession, chef shoutouts, and blending food culture with fight culture
- ABAction Bronson
Evan Funke pasta, right?
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
I know you like a good Evan Funke.
- JRJoe Rogan
That dude, that dude can cook.
- ABAction Bronson
Yeah. I had him, I had him on my show early on, like, before all his, like, his, his success and just kicked it off. I loved his ... I, he's a fucking trip.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's the man, and he is-
- ABAction Bronson
When you care like that
- JRJoe Rogan
... the aficionado. Yeah. Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
When you like ... There's, there's another guy, Stephane S- Secci in New York. Oh my God, Stephane Secci is another sicko.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- ABAction Bronson
Make amazing, amatorano. You know, it's all about the wooden dowel. That's how they make the pasta. It's all old style.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yep. Yep.
- ABAction Bronson
Nothing extruded. All with the thing.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- ABAction Bronson
With the amatorano.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's what I'm talking aboutYeah. Evan's places, you could watch them make the pasta.
- ABAction Bronson
Psh.
- JRJoe Rogan
You know, like Mot- he's got Motherwolf, he's got Funk. Is it Funky or Funk? How do you s- how do you pronounce his last name?
- ABAction Bronson
I have no idea. I call him Funk.
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a C.
- ABAction Bronson
It's like Terry Funk.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Probably Funk.
- ABAction Bronson
You know?
- JRJoe Rogan
The young man-
- ABAction Bronson
I thought he was Terry Funk's cousin.
- JRJoe Rogan
Are they making tortellini here?
- ABAction Bronson
No, that's-
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh
- ABAction Bronson
... that's, that's, that's Stefano.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh my God, look how good that looks.
- 1:02:42 – 1:52:57
UFC deep dive: knee injuries, champion composure, camps, and heavyweight GOAT debates
- ABAction Bronson
Had Devin Haney making pa- Bro, Jiri, bro.
- JRJoe Rogan
I know.
- ABAction Bronson
Holy fucking shit.
- JRJoe Rogan
That was crazy. Crazy.
- ABAction Bronson
What an animal.
- JRJoe Rogan
Well, I mean-
- ABAction Bronson
How ridiculous. That was so... It's like-
- JRJoe Rogan
It's c- you kind of gotta look at it two ways
- ABAction Bronson
... how sore it happened, right? You're like, "Oh, shit, yeah."
- JRJoe Rogan
You gotta look at it two ways. One, you gotta look at it from Jiri's perspective. Like, he had it there, the fight was over, the guy was hurt, and it... But you also look at it from Karlos's perspective. Karlos Ulberg is hurt. He can't move his right leg. They're probably gonna stop it in between rounds. And Jiri i- he can't move, so Jiri's just potshotting him, and he's kicking his one good leg.
- ABAction Bronson
With the front leg.
- JRJoe Rogan
He's kicking his one good leg-
- ABAction Bronson
Yep
- JRJoe Rogan
... and then boom, he clips him with a left hook.
- ABAction Bronson
I mean, with the, with the one punch that he's known for.
- JRJoe Rogan
Not just that.
- ABAction Bronson
The step back hook.
- JRJoe Rogan
The one punch that you can throw if your right leg is hurt.
- ABAction Bronson
[laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
W- a check hook.
- ABAction Bronson
Crazy.
- JRJoe Rogan
'Cause when you p- the, the check hook is one of the... Like, Alexander Vol- Volkanovski actually did a really good breakdown of this on YouTube. But what he was talking about is with a check hook, you put all the weight on the front leg a lot, because as the person's coming, a lot of the weight as you-
- ABAction Bronson
The front leg, mm. Mm
- JRJoe Rogan
... uncork the punch is on that front leg.
- ABAction Bronson
Mm.
- JRJoe Rogan
And Ulberg's, that's a snake. [mimics punching] Like, the way he throws that left hook-
- ABAction Bronson
It was crazy
- JRJoe Rogan
... is so fast.
- ABAction Bronson
It was perfect.
- JRJoe Rogan
And he, it was the perfect punch.
- 1:52:57 – 1:58:34
Comedy pathways, Vice/History projects, and the ‘Ancient Aliens’ origin story
- ABAction Bronson
Can I ask you something, honestly?
- JRJoe Rogan
No.
- ABAction Bronson
All right. [laughs]
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs] Okay.
- ABAction Bronson
The comics of today, do you find them ... Be, I, is this because we've aged a little bit-
- JRJoe Rogan
Uh-huh
- ABAction Bronson
... and we find different things ... Like do you find them as funny as you found people that you looked up to, like your elders?
- JRJoe Rogan
[sighs]
- ABAction Bronson
Do you find these younger guys funny? Like can you vibe with it?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I definitely can vibe with it. You know, as far as like-
- ABAction Bronson
Do they make you cackle the way-
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah. Oh, for sure
- ABAction Bronson
... these other fucking guys did, yeah?
- JRJoe Rogan
For sure. It depends on who you're watching, for sure.
- ABAction Bronson
You know who I like? I like Stavi.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, yeah. Stavi's hilarious.
- ABAction Bronson
Stav- Stavros fucking-
- JRJoe Rogan
Stavros is hilarious.
- ABAction Bronson
Bro-
- JRJoe Rogan
There's a, there's more-
- ABAction Bronson
... that fucking kid is funny, man
- JRJoe Rogan
... funny comics now, I think, than ever.
- ABAction Bronson
Really?
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's a really good time for like up and coming people, new people. There's like a lot of like excitement about comedy, you know? And then there's Kill Tony, which is like this awesome platform for them. So there's so many people that are getting-
- ABAction Bronson
Were you doing that last night?
- JRJoe Rogan
No, I wasn't there last night.
- ABAction Bronson
Oh, 'cause I drove by the, by the, by the mothership and it was-
- JRJoe Rogan
It was there
- ABAction Bronson
... fucking cranking.
- JRJoe Rogan
Yeah.
- 1:58:34 – 2:24:27
Overlanding and apocalypse vehicles: Sequoia builds, Land Cruisers, and rally dreams
- ABAction Bronson
Like I said, I love gardening. I love overlanding now. I love... I wanna take my-
- JRJoe Rogan
You go overlanding?
- ABAction Bronson
Bro, I wanna take my truck everywhere now. I wanna just-
- JRJoe Rogan
What kind of truck you got?
- ABAction Bronson
I got a Sequoia.
- JRJoe Rogan
Ooh.
- ABAction Bronson
Brand new, 26.
- JRJoe Rogan
Good move.
- ABAction Bronson
No, I... It was the best purchase I've ever made in my life.
- JRJoe Rogan
They never break.
- ABAction Bronson
They never break, and New York was so fucking heavy duty this, I, I was, like, in war mode. There was nothing stopping me.
- JRJoe Rogan
Right. Four-wheel drive. Toyotas.
- ABAction Bronson
800-wheel drive, that car got.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- ABAction Bronson
It got power like you can't believe. It's perfect.
- JRJoe Rogan
Toyotas are hard to go wrong.
- ABAction Bronson
I love Toyota.
- JRJoe Rogan
Hard to go wrong with a Toyota.
- ABAction Bronson
I love Toyota. I had Jeeps for a while, but I started, my mother had the '83 Toyota Celica.
- JRJoe Rogan
Mm.
- ABAction Bronson
That was our first car. We called it Brownie. It got us everywhere. Then we made the change to the '94 Jeep Grand Cherokee forest green.
- JRJoe Rogan
[laughs]
- ABAction Bronson
We had that for a long time until we got the Hyundai Sonata that I got stolen by accident. You know, it was the morning before... No, it was the night before the Brett, the Brett Favre Jet experiment that was gonna happen. You know, he fi- he went to the Jets. I went to the store in my underwear. That, I always do, and up the block from my house. Bought a vanilla Dutch and a Set for Life, and two fucking kids jumped in the car and just dipped.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, no.
- ABAction Bronson
So-
- JRJoe Rogan
And you were in your underwear?
- ABAction Bronson
I was in my underwear. I had to fucking, I had to make the police report in underwear.
- JRJoe Rogan
Oh, my God.
- ABAction Bronson
They're like, "Why are you in underwear?" First off, that was the first question.
- JRJoe Rogan
That's a good question.
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