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Action Bronson on Joe Rogan: Why Stacked Ruins Break History

Bronson traces Teotihuacan to builders unknown, finds ruins stacked over older ruins; flood myths in unconnected ancient cultures with no shared source.

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Apr 22, 20262h 34mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. 0:021:56

    Woolly mammoth tooth collectibles and “allowed” ivory craftsmanship

    1. JR

      Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

    2. SP

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. JR

      Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day. [upbeat music] [laughs]

    4. AB

      [laughs] That one, that one brought a smile to my face.

    5. JR

      Yeah, out of all the weird shit that someone's given me, that's at the top. Well, I got this. This is a wooly mammoth tooth that my friend John gave me.

    6. AB

      I was gonna say. That's fucking ridiculous.

    7. JR

      A wooly mammoth tooth with a wooly mammoth carved into it.

    8. AB

      That's craziness.

    9. JR

      That's crazy, right? That tooth's probably 10,000 years old. No bullshit.

    10. AB

      But the balls to carve into it, too, like-

    11. JR

      I know. I would never. I mean, it's beautiful.

    12. AB

      No, it's gorgeous.

    13. JR

      The guy did it, he nailed it. I mean, it's, it's a beautiful little elephant there. See it right there for me?

    14. AB

      That's fucking unbelievable.

    15. JR

      But I would never carve into one of these things.

    16. AB

      It almost looks like an alligator gar from the side, like a little alligator jaw.

    17. JR

      Right. [laughs] It does a little.

    18. AB

      Right?

    19. JR

      The thing about these teeth, though, is they find so many of them that they don't think of them as precious. So you're allowed to do stuff with them. Like, uh, you could buy a knife with a, a wooly mammoth handle. Like this is, this is a piece of wooly mammoth that they make for a gun.

    20. AB

      Oh, that's nuts.

    21. JR

      So you could put that on a 1911. It's a handle made out of woolly, wooly mammoth teeth.

    22. AB

      You just have an, this is an extra handle? Is this this handle?

    23. JR

      It's the, a pistol.

    24. AB

      Or this handle?

    25. JR

      It's the pistol handle.

    26. AB

      It's the pistol handle.

    27. JR

      Yeah. And this is a piece-

    28. AB

      It would make a good handle for this one, too, like the front one, for fucking-

    29. JR

      Oh, okay. Right

    30. AB

      ... like if you're holding that sick-ass thing.

  2. 1:563:04

    Pool cues, classic style, and the tiny world of “male accessories”

    1. AB

      I used to have my own pool cue.

    2. JR

      Yeah?

    3. AB

      Unscrewed it.

    4. JR

      Yeah.

    5. AB

      I used to come to the fucking pool hall with, unscrew the fucking thing and get nuts with it. Having a pool, like having a pool cue is, you're a different level of human being when you're walking around with that. You're not playing games.

    6. JR

      You're not playing games.

    7. AB

      You're there to play games, but you're not playing.

    8. JR

      It's a very serious thing. It's a cool thing when you show up with your own cue, like in The Hustler.

    9. AB

      That's-

    10. JR

      The guy shows up with a leather satchel

    11. AB

      One of the coolest guys ever. Come on.

    12. JR

      Yeah.

    13. AB

      That satchel alone.

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. AB

      It's, uh, for m- it's male accessories.

    16. JR

      Right.

    17. AB

      I love a good male accessory.

    18. JR

      Right. Like we don't have a lot.

    19. AB

      We have a knife.

    20. JR

      Yeah.

    21. AB

      A knife always looks good on the side.

    22. JR

      Knife.

    23. AB

      A gun.

    24. JR

      A watch.

    25. AB

      Watch.

    26. JR

      Watch is a good male acce- it's like the most acceptable male jewelry.

    27. AB

      For sure.

    28. JR

      Don't you think? Watches, right.

    29. AB

      I don't want no one with a nose ring. I don't wanna pull up with the-

    30. JR

      Yeah. [laughs]

  3. 3:045:10

    Tattoos, ankle jewelry, and how vacations change your identity

    1. AB

      I had a chain back in the day. It had a little miniature Tasmanian devil piece.

    2. JR

      [laughs] That was the tattoo everybody in high school got.

    3. AB

      Oh, Taz was the f- I want one now.

    4. JR

      [laughs] Taz with boxing gloves.

    5. AB

      Oh, for sure. Boxing gloves. It, boxing gloves with the child's name. I have that on my arm.

    6. JR

      Ah. Yeah, my friend Kenny got that. It was his first tattoo when we were in high school. Tasmanian devil with a boxing glove. We were all like, "Sick." [laughs] 'Cause we, 'cause we were like 16. [laughs]

    7. AB

      But Taz was, um, still to this day, one of, like that and barbed wire, if you had barbed wire-

    8. JR

      Right

    9. AB

      ... and Taz.

    10. JR

      Dudes went so far with barbed wire, they got barbed wire around their ankle, which is-

    11. AB

      That's unacceptable

    12. JR

      ... a big mistake.

    13. AB

      It was Pamela Anderson with the barbed wire.

    14. JR

      I know.

    15. AB

      Remember that one?

    16. JR

      She had it on, didn't she have it on her ankle? Or she had it on her arm.

    17. AB

      On the arm.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. AB

      In that movie.

    20. JR

      A lot of dudes had it on the arm. Fairly okay. It's kind of a, a bad decision, but it's okay.

    21. AB

      It's a bad decision. But now the thing-

    22. JR

      But on the ankle

    23. AB

      ... any type of ankle accessory jewelry other than-

    24. JR

      Weird

    25. AB

      ... like a, a surveillance. [laughs]

    26. JR

      [laughs]

    27. AB

      It really, for me, it doesn't work. [laughs]

    28. JR

      [laughs]

    29. AB

      My ankle's way too Balkan. It's a thick-ass ankle.

    30. JR

      Right, right, right.

  4. 5:106:58

    Food-first travel: Athens meals, Mexico City obsession, and altitude performance

    1. JR

      I think the schedule should be around eating.

    2. AB

      Oh.

    3. JR

      That's what I believe. That's my, my feeling is like-

    4. AB

      It's been my life

    5. JR

      ... cool ancient things-

    6. AB

      Oh

    7. JR

      ... like if you're in a cool place like Athens.

    8. AB

      Oof, oof.

    9. JR

      You know, you definitely gotta go seek some cool ancient shit.

    10. AB

      Yeah.

    11. JR

      But get, get the good grub.

    12. AB

      Speaking my language.

    13. JR

      Now find the, find the spots. Find the spots.

    14. AB

      I was eating some rare scampi right in front of the Pantheon.

    15. JR

      Oh.

    16. AB

      You know, like it, there was a beautiful restaurant known for scampi right there.

    17. JR

      Wow.

    18. AB

      And it was like-

    19. JR

      That's phenomenal.

    20. AB

      I was just recently in Mexico City at, uh, at Teotihuacan.

    21. JR

      Ooh.

    22. AB

      Ooh, my God.

    23. JR

      I wanna go there.

    24. AB

      Right.

    25. JR

      I was in Mexico City only once-

    26. AB

      Sick

    27. JR

      ... for the UFC, but it was in and out. It was one day, you know, two days.

    28. AB

      I wanna live there. I-

    29. JR

      Mexico City's a dope spot, man. It's-

    30. AB

      I don't go places where I-

  5. 6:589:35

    Teotihuacán shooting + the rabbit hole of unknown pre-Aztec civilizations

    1. SP

      Did you see the shooting that happened yesterday?

    2. JR

      Where?

    3. SP

      At Teotihuacan.

    4. AB

      No.

    5. JR

      What?

    6. SP

      Yeah.

    7. AB

      A shooting.

    8. JR

      Oh, I did see something like a go- it's just a crazy person, right?

    9. AB

      Oh, shit.

    10. SP

      Oh, yeah, I believe so. Yeah, yeah.

    11. JR

      Yeah, Teotihuacan-

    12. SP

      The video looks crazy

    13. JR

      ... a popular tourist archaeological site outside of Mexico City.

    14. AB

      That's where you're not allowed to go. That's the Sun Temple.

    15. JR

      You, you're not allowed to walk up there?

    16. AB

      You're not allowed to walk that, no.

    17. JR

      Like, what they're doing-

    18. AB

      Just to that area, and then you can't go up.

    19. JR

      And so this guy just started shooting people?

    20. SP

      Yeah.

    21. AB

      Oh, where you can't go there. He's fucking ele- he's elevated...

    22. SP

      Yeah, there's a bunch-

    23. AB

      Yeah, that's the Sun Temple.

    24. SP

      He's there with the gun, and there's a bunch of people, like, laying down on the ground that were, like-

    25. JR

      Oh, Jesus Christ

    26. SP

      ... hostages or something. And, like, he's, like, shooting right at them.

    27. JR

      W- so wh-

    28. AB

      This is crazy.

    29. SP

      I don't know.

    30. JR

      He said something to them too.

  6. 9:3513:54

    Cities built on cities: archaeology layers, pilgrimages, and engineered awe

    1. JR

      Well, they're finding that out about a lot of these things

    2. AB

      ... cities on top of cities on top-

    3. JR

      They build them on old ones.

    4. AB

      I mean, it's just like you tile the floor. You just leave that bullshit, and you just tile right over it.

    5. JR

      Well, even in, when I was in Italy, we were in, uh, Ravello, and there's this beautiful church up there. You go for a little walk up the hill, there's a beautiful church, old church, like, from the 1800s, but it's built on top of a church that's, like, a thousand years old.

    6. AB

      Same thing in Mexico City.

    7. JR

      And there's a glass floor.

    8. AB

      Yep.

    9. JR

      You could see through to the bottom with the original ruins.

    10. AB

      The same thing in Mexico City. We went to-

    11. JR

      They do that everywhere

    12. AB

      Bro, there was these people making their pilgrimage where they crawl on the floor from fucking hundreds of miles away in Jesus's name just to get to the church.

    13. JR

      Oh, wow.

    14. AB

      You have this... I don't know what that, it's some, some act of, like, some humbling act where they crawl from hundreds of miles away to the church.

    15. JR

      Holy shit.

    16. AB

      And everyone come, I don't, millions of people come to this. It was fucking crazy.

    17. JR

      That would be a religious experience.

    18. SP

      I didn't wanna go down the-

    19. AB

      It, it truly was. I, like-

    20. SP

      Charlie Kirk rabbit hole

    21. AB

      ... I was just sitting there, and we caught sermon, and I was just, I was getting fucking chills. Like, I, just from the way they spoke and the echo, the way that the, the acoustics in this room was.

    22. JR

      Wow.

    23. AB

      It was meant to give you chills.

    24. JR

      Right.

    25. AB

      They know what they're doing.

    26. JR

      Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    27. AB

      They know what they're doing.

    28. SP

      I didn't wanna go down the full, like, Charlie Kirk rabbit hole, but I saw this video yesterday where he visited Jerusalem, and they were taking him to this place underground where they mapped it out and used archeology to find out that, like, I believe the spot here where they're at, Jesus, I think, preached or something.

    29. JR

      Huh.

    30. SP

      It's, it's all, they found it underground, and they just built the city on top of it, like you were just saying.

  7. 13:5420:45

    Ancient seafaring timelines, human evolution uncertainty, and a wild Neanderthal hypothesis

    1. JR

      Whoever built that, like, how much did they know about the rest of the world? That's what's, what's interesting, 'cause we don't really know. We assume that they were all isolated, but more and more as time goes on, they keep finding evidence of earlier and earlier seafaring people. Like, I think they've pushed people in boats back to 60,000 years now. Let's see if that's true. Put that in Perplexity.

    2. AB

      Uh-huh.

    3. JR

      What is the oldest known use of boats?

    4. SP

      Uh, also speaking of that, that Noah... They think they found Noah's Ark going around Twitter.

    5. AB

      As long as there's been water, there's probably been something to float on it.

    6. SP

      Whoa, what? The Noah's Ark scans?

    7. JR

      What?

    8. SP

      I brought that up before.

    9. JR

      Oh, Mount Ararat in Turkey?

    10. SP

      But yeah, it's been going around Twitter the last couple of days. I think they did some new scans and found some stuff underneath it.

    11. JR

      Oh, shit.

    12. SP

      Um, let me find it.

    13. JR

      I wanna see that. But what was the other question? The other question is the oldest boat.

    14. SP

      Boat.

    15. JR

      What do you guess? Take a guess.

    16. AB

      Fucking it's beyond my thought. It's like I, I don't even know a number. Nu- a number doesn't come to mind. Like, as long as there's been water.

    17. JR

      Right.

    18. AB

      What the fuck does that mean? I don't even know.

    19. JR

      I wonder how long it took, like, early man-

    20. AB

      And there's trees

    21. JR

      ... to figure out that trees float, and if you could figure out a tool. Once they figured out tools, they must have started making stuff, right?

    22. AB

      But when we see all these ancient, really, like, laser diagnostic fucking situations-

    23. JR

      Right

    24. AB

      ... they knew already.

    25. JR

      Yeah.

    26. AB

      They knew.

    27. JR

      That's different. That's different. Like Egypt, right? Um, "Archaic humans were crossing substantial sea channels long before our species Homo sapiens appeared on the record." Whoa.

    28. AB

      Wow.

    29. JR

      So implying intentional crossings as far back as roughly 450,000 years ago.

    30. AB

      When you think about it-

  8. 20:4525:50

    Noah’s Ark scans, flood myths, and the burning bush as DMT theory

    1. JR

      Noah's Ark mystery deepens as a researcher blows lid on strange rock formation in Turkey. So this, this rock formation is on Mount Ararat. That's what it looks like?

    2. SP

      This thing here in the middle, yeah, and they said it's the same-

    3. JR

      Wait a minute, that's not AI?

    4. SP

      Nope.

    5. AB

      Is this all LiDAR?

    6. SP

      So this is a picture.

    7. JR

      Bro, that's crazy. That's the actual image?

    8. SP

      I'll show you the other ones they have.

    9. JR

      God, that looks like, that looks like what somebody would send me in a Facebook group chat. [laughs] Where they go, "Honestly-"

    10. AB

      Where they go, "Noah's Ark," I'm like, "Right."

    11. JR

      "... this shit right here, if it's not AI... If it's AI, it should say it." Right. If it's not AI... God, that looks like a boat.

    12. SP

      Let's see. Oh.

    13. JR

      So look, I'm not a geologist or someone who's a landscape expert, but that's a very unusual feature. It... What are the odds that something looks exactly like a boat?

    14. SP

      Um, so then underneath it, they scanned it, and then they're-

    15. JR

      Oh

    16. SP

      ... saying that these potentially are hallways or-

    17. AB

      I mean, that's the shape of a boat

    18. SP

      ... ramps or something.

    19. JR

      That's a fucking boat.

    20. SP

      The, the-

    21. JR

      Oh, so there's structure inside of it?

    22. SP

      Well, the biggest issue is that this is, uh, on the side of a mountain.

    23. JR

      [laughs]

    24. SP

      So that's not where the ocean is.

    25. JR

      Bro, the great, the great flood.

    26. SP

      It's 6,500 feet above sea level, it says. So if you're gonna go with the story of the flood, then you'd have to say that we don't know exactly when the flood happened, 'cause this would be petrified wood or something, and I read it takes somewhere between thousands and millions of years to get petrified wood. So we'd have to be on the lower end of the thousands, 'cause it's probably not millions of years, and then tectonic plates would've had to lift it all the way up here to-

    27. JR

      No, not necessarily

    28. SP

      ... do something like that.

    29. JR

      If the flood receded-

    30. SP

      Well, I guess if the flood the entire-

  9. 25:5029:35

    AI backlash over a frog image and bigger fears about AI governance

    1. JR

      My fear is that a lot of chaos is gonna happen, and they're gonna use that as an excuse to have AI run everything, and that's where things get really fucking weird. That's where creativity dissolves, freedom dissolves. You become some little biological time card.

    2. AB

      Bro, the other day, I fucking, I posted a picture of a frog that I AI-generated just because I wasn't able to get the frog to do what the fuck I want it to do in real life.

    3. JR

      [laughs]

    4. AB

      Like, I want the frog holding frog popsicles. He was being difficult, so I had to fucking use another guy. And I, these, everyone was blasting me like, "Yo, not you. Not you."

    5. JR

      Not AI.

    6. AB

      "I can't believe you used AI." Like, "Yo, you're..."

    7. JR

      What?

    8. AB

      People were fucking flipping out on me.

    9. JR

      Hold on. So people are upset that you're using-

    10. AB

      I generated a picture of a frog

    11. JR

      ... W- who is mad at you for this?

    12. AB

      Whoever is on my Instagram.

    13. JR

      Huh.

    14. AB

      And my fans and the people who, who are tr- you know, just hating on AI.

    15. JR

      So-

    16. AB

      I get, I get the idea of, like, using it in a con- you know, in a conniving way or in a, you know... But it was a picture of a fucking frog. There it is. That's fucking good.

    17. JR

      That's cool.

    18. AB

      And I said that that was gonna be my album cover, but then people were-

    19. JR

      Why is that bad?

    20. AB

      ... they were like, "Yo, you're taking away opportunities from other artists." Uh, well, let me just clear this up. I wouldn't have hired you no matter what because I do all my artwork anyway. There was no job to be taken away. So let's just, if that's the argument, you could throw that one out.

    21. JR

      This is just tools.

    22. AB

      It's good old fun.

    23. JR

      Listen, I don't think-

    24. AB

      This is Photoshop pretty much.

    25. JR

      Yeah. Look, it's beautiful.

    26. AB

      Thank you, man.

    27. JR

      It's very cool looking.

    28. AB

      But then I did-

    29. JR

      And I get, I get what people are saying.

    30. AB

      I get it too.

  10. 29:3535:02

    Training, weight swings, and ‘awkward’ strength tools (mace, clubs, kettlebells)

    1. JR

      Bro, they've never seen you with the mace

    2. AB

      ... oh, my God. I did it this morning.

    3. JR

      You can swing that motherfucker, dude. It's very impressive.

    4. AB

      And I-

    5. JR

      It's a hard thing to do

    6. AB

      ... and I got, I got up to, like, 88 pounds on that bitch-

    7. JR

      Ooh

    8. AB

      ... which is ridiculous.

    9. JR

      That's a lot. I started doing this new kettlebell exercise. You do, like, an eight in the air-

    10. AB

      Mm-hmm

    11. JR

      ... with a kettlebell, where you start it like this, and you go all the way up and down like that-

    12. AB

      Oh, yeah. That's crazy

    13. JR

      ... like bending at the-

    14. AB

      Mm-hmm

    15. JR

      ... and over around your head. Woo.

    16. AB

      Serious deal.

    17. JR

      Oh, my God, your, your core. You'll, you don't realize, like, how weak that shit is in those weird movements-

    18. AB

      Mm-hmm

    19. JR

      ... until you try something like that.

    20. AB

      That's why the kettlebells are the best things. Kettlebells, the, the, the clubs-

    21. JR

      Mm-hmm

    22. AB

      ... the mace.

    23. JR

      Awkward stuff.

    24. AB

      Awkward. I love all that stuff, all the sandbag work.

    25. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    26. AB

      I'm still doing that every day. Since I was here last, I know it doesn't seem it, but I've lost, like, 20 pounds.

    27. JR

      Congratulations.

    28. AB

      Well, I got up to 300 again.

    29. JR

      Damn, dog.

    30. AB

      And now I'm back down to 265. I know you can't see it, but I'm kinda jacked.

  11. 35:0245:10

    Cigarettes in hospitals, overmedication debates, and fame as a mental trap

    1. JR

      Wow. Isn't it crazy how doctors used to recommend cigarettes? You used to be able to buy cigarettes at a hospital.

    2. AB

      Oh, yeah. I've purchased them at hospitals with the thing.

    3. JR

      In bed, when the guy's in bed.

    4. AB

      Oh, you could buy them in, like they would come around-

    5. JR

      I saw ... Well, I think it-

    6. AB

      Like a six-year-old kid would come around with the thing.

    7. JR

      Like a lady would come by with, like, a box of different kinds of cigarettes in it, and the guy was, like, picking out cigarettes that he could have while he's in his hospital bed.

    8. AB

      Damn. Those were the days.

    9. JR

      See if you can find one of the pictures.

    10. AB

      Those were the days.

    11. JR

      [laughs]

    12. AB

      I remember the pull machine was always my favorite when I got sent to the store to go do this-

    13. JR

      Right

    14. AB

      ... do that.

    15. JR

      Yeah, look at this.

    16. AB

      Oh, wow.

    17. JR

      This has to be an ad, right?

    18. SP

      Yeah.

    19. JR

      Is it an ad?

    20. SP

      Gotta be.

    21. AB

      That's the golden days-

    22. JR

      Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph or something like that.

    23. AB

      What is that, Pall Mall?

    24. SP

      There's another one, different guy.

    25. JR

      Another ... 1950s. "Cigarettes were marketed as being good for you." Look at it. The nurse is lighting this guy's cigarette happily.

    26. AB

      That's crazy. Well, he doesn't look sick. His hair is done nicely, like it's parted.

    27. JR

      So when did, when did people in Ame- we looked up this, who figured out the first cigarette, didn't we?

    28. SP

      Is it the same guy, different nurse?

    29. JR

      Oh, this is all bullshit.

    30. SP

      I don't know.

  12. 45:1055:48

    New York governance: smoking bans, taxes, garbage unions, rats, and urban “ecosystems”

    1. SP

      Um, we were talking about smoking. This, I saw this today, that UK has voted to ban anyone born after 2008 to b-be banned from smoking.

    2. JR

      Well-

    3. SP

      It hasn't passed. It has to-- it's-

    4. JR

      Wait a minute. Wait a minute

    5. SP

      ... it's on the, it's on the screen

    6. JR

      Wait a minute. I'm gonna light up a cigar. Fuck them.

    7. AB

      [laughs]

    8. SP

      It says that-

    9. AB

      This pisses me off

    10. SP

      Yeah.

    11. AB

      That's a crazy one.

    12. SP

      I thought it was kind of fake when I saw it, but I, I, I looked it up. It's on, it's, there's articles about it. It's a draft law, they say, which doesn't mean it's an actual law yet, I think.

    13. JR

      I'm opening up a fresh box for them. Fuck you. That's crazy. But that's just-- we were talking about this yesterday.

    14. AB

      They love, they love having their fucking, their thumb on you.

    15. JR

      It's government. It's like when they expand government, they gotta give government something to do. So what do they do? They come up with more rules and regulations, and they come up with more people to enforce those rules and regulations, even if they don't make any sense.

    16. AB

      More bills. Pass this, pass that. I got a fucking ... Everyone has an idea.

    17. JR

      We just-

    18. AB

      Every new politician has their ideas

    19. JR

      And they all wanna fucking control you. That's what they wanna do. More than anything, they wanna control you. That's their favorite sport. Their favorite sport is telling you what to do.

    20. AB

      I just had, I had a beautiful dinner with, uh, with our mayor of New York, Mamdani.

    21. JR

      How is he? Do you like him?

    22. AB

      He's, he's 34 years old, bro.

    23. JR

      I know.

    24. AB

      He's-- I've, I've never thought that I'd be sitting at a table with a mayor who's younger than me and knows about fucking rap and like-

    25. JR

      Didn't he rap for a while?

    26. AB

      I don't acknowledge that. [laughs]

    27. JR

      [laughs] That's hilarious.

    28. AB

      No, but he's, you know, he's, he's a very nice guy, you know? We had a nice dinner. I, I didn't speak politic. I'm not really one of those guys. We just talked shit.

    29. JR

      Oh, okay.

    30. AB

      Yeah. But what the fuck do I know?

  13. 55:481:01:00

    Ticks, Lyme disease, alpha-gal syndrome, and outdoors reality checks

    1. AB

      I know, you're right. There's, there's a real, like, uh, there's a, there's a generous amount of species up where I'm at, and I really enjoy them recently. You can't be upset at them because if the area was unhealthy, they wouldn't be there.

    2. JR

      Well, you're in Upstate?

    3. AB

      Yeah.

    4. JR

      Upstate's beautiful, but, um, check yourself for ticks.

    5. AB

      Oh, I do all the time.

    6. JR

      All the time.

    7. AB

      I do.

    8. JR

      All the time. Upstate's got a lot of Lyme.

    9. AB

      My boy got, he, he got, he got bit by a tick recently.

    10. JR

      Yeah?

    11. AB

      He caught it three days later. He already had it, but he's good now.

    12. JR

      Did he go and immediately get the antibiotics?

    13. AB

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      That's what you gotta do. When you get that Lyme disease, you gotta get it quick.

    15. AB

      Where do you think they usually capture you? Like, around the crevasses?

    16. JR

      Yeah, like your legs, your ankles.

    17. AB

      Oh, that's fine.

    18. JR

      Or where they climb up on your pants.

    19. AB

      But as long as they don't go up in the fucking Netherlands-

    20. JR

      The junk?

    21. AB

      Yeah, the Nether region.

    22. JR

      Right, that would suck. But I think it's a systemic issue more than it is the initial bite. The bite, though, uh, to know that if you got Lyme disease, couple days after the infection, it starts getting like a bullseye around it. And that to, to a lot of people is, uh, that's the, the big sign that you've got Lyme disease.

    23. AB

      Mm.

    24. JR

      But sometimes when they get to the doctor, that circle's gone, and the doctor doesn't believe them. I've had this happen to a friend of mine, who's a very smart guy, and him and his son both got Lyme disease, and he couldn't get the fucking doctor to believe that it was Lyme disease until his kid started getting, um, what's that mouth thing?

    25. AB

      Gu-

    26. JR

      Guillain-Barré. How do you say that?

    27. SP

      Guillain-Barré syndrome.

    28. JR

      Is that what you say?

    29. AB

      That one where it's like-

    30. JR

      Guillain? You say Gu- Guillain?

  14. 1:01:001:02:42

    Pasta obsession, chef shoutouts, and blending food culture with fight culture

    1. AB

      Evan Funke pasta, right?

    2. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    3. AB

      I know you like a good Evan Funke.

    4. JR

      That dude, that dude can cook.

    5. AB

      Yeah. I had him, I had him on my show early on, like, before all his, like, his, his success and just kicked it off. I loved his ... I, he's a fucking trip.

    6. JR

      He's the man, and he is-

    7. AB

      When you care like that

    8. JR

      ... the aficionado. Yeah. Yeah.

    9. AB

      When you like ... There's, there's another guy, Stephane S- Secci in New York. Oh my God, Stephane Secci is another sicko.

    10. JR

      Mm.

    11. AB

      Make amazing, amatorano. You know, it's all about the wooden dowel. That's how they make the pasta. It's all old style.

    12. JR

      Yep. Yep.

    13. AB

      Nothing extruded. All with the thing.

    14. JR

      Yeah.

    15. AB

      With the amatorano.

    16. JR

      That's what I'm talking aboutYeah. Evan's places, you could watch them make the pasta.

    17. AB

      Psh.

    18. JR

      You know, like Mot- he's got Motherwolf, he's got Funk. Is it Funky or Funk? How do you s- how do you pronounce his last name?

    19. AB

      I have no idea. I call him Funk.

    20. JR

      There's a C.

    21. AB

      It's like Terry Funk.

    22. JR

      Right. Probably Funk.

    23. AB

      You know?

    24. JR

      The young man-

    25. AB

      I thought he was Terry Funk's cousin.

    26. JR

      Are they making tortellini here?

    27. AB

      No, that's-

    28. JR

      Ooh

    29. AB

      ... that's, that's, that's Stefano.

    30. JR

      Oh my God, look how good that looks.

  15. 1:02:421:52:57

    UFC deep dive: knee injuries, champion composure, camps, and heavyweight GOAT debates

    1. AB

      Had Devin Haney making pa- Bro, Jiri, bro.

    2. JR

      I know.

    3. AB

      Holy fucking shit.

    4. JR

      That was crazy. Crazy.

    5. AB

      What an animal.

    6. JR

      Well, I mean-

    7. AB

      How ridiculous. That was so... It's like-

    8. JR

      It's c- you kind of gotta look at it two ways

    9. AB

      ... how sore it happened, right? You're like, "Oh, shit, yeah."

    10. JR

      You gotta look at it two ways. One, you gotta look at it from Jiri's perspective. Like, he had it there, the fight was over, the guy was hurt, and it... But you also look at it from Karlos's perspective. Karlos Ulberg is hurt. He can't move his right leg. They're probably gonna stop it in between rounds. And Jiri i- he can't move, so Jiri's just potshotting him, and he's kicking his one good leg.

    11. AB

      With the front leg.

    12. JR

      He's kicking his one good leg-

    13. AB

      Yep

    14. JR

      ... and then boom, he clips him with a left hook.

    15. AB

      I mean, with the, with the one punch that he's known for.

    16. JR

      Not just that.

    17. AB

      The step back hook.

    18. JR

      The one punch that you can throw if your right leg is hurt.

    19. AB

      [laughs]

    20. JR

      W- a check hook.

    21. AB

      Crazy.

    22. JR

      'Cause when you p- the, the check hook is one of the... Like, Alexander Vol- Volkanovski actually did a really good breakdown of this on YouTube. But what he was talking about is with a check hook, you put all the weight on the front leg a lot, because as the person's coming, a lot of the weight as you-

    23. AB

      The front leg, mm. Mm

    24. JR

      ... uncork the punch is on that front leg.

    25. AB

      Mm.

    26. JR

      And Ulberg's, that's a snake. [mimics punching] Like, the way he throws that left hook-

    27. AB

      It was crazy

    28. JR

      ... is so fast.

    29. AB

      It was perfect.

    30. JR

      And he, it was the perfect punch.

  16. 1:52:571:58:34

    Comedy pathways, Vice/History projects, and the ‘Ancient Aliens’ origin story

    1. AB

      Can I ask you something, honestly?

    2. JR

      No.

    3. AB

      All right. [laughs]

    4. JR

      [laughs] Okay.

    5. AB

      The comics of today, do you find them ... Be, I, is this because we've aged a little bit-

    6. JR

      Uh-huh

    7. AB

      ... and we find different things ... Like do you find them as funny as you found people that you looked up to, like your elders?

    8. JR

      [sighs]

    9. AB

      Do you find these younger guys funny? Like can you vibe with it?

    10. JR

      Yeah, I definitely can vibe with it. You know, as far as like-

    11. AB

      Do they make you cackle the way-

    12. JR

      Yeah. Oh, for sure

    13. AB

      ... these other fucking guys did, yeah?

    14. JR

      For sure. It depends on who you're watching, for sure.

    15. AB

      You know who I like? I like Stavi.

    16. JR

      Oh, yeah. Stavi's hilarious.

    17. AB

      Stav- Stavros fucking-

    18. JR

      Stavros is hilarious.

    19. AB

      Bro-

    20. JR

      There's a, there's more-

    21. AB

      ... that fucking kid is funny, man

    22. JR

      ... funny comics now, I think, than ever.

    23. AB

      Really?

    24. JR

      Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's a really good time for like up and coming people, new people. There's like a lot of like excitement about comedy, you know? And then there's Kill Tony, which is like this awesome platform for them. So there's so many people that are getting-

    25. AB

      Were you doing that last night?

    26. JR

      No, I wasn't there last night.

    27. AB

      Oh, 'cause I drove by the, by the, by the mothership and it was-

    28. JR

      It was there

    29. AB

      ... fucking cranking.

    30. JR

      Yeah.

  17. 1:58:342:24:27

    Overlanding and apocalypse vehicles: Sequoia builds, Land Cruisers, and rally dreams

    1. AB

      Like I said, I love gardening. I love overlanding now. I love... I wanna take my-

    2. JR

      You go overlanding?

    3. AB

      Bro, I wanna take my truck everywhere now. I wanna just-

    4. JR

      What kind of truck you got?

    5. AB

      I got a Sequoia.

    6. JR

      Ooh.

    7. AB

      Brand new, 26.

    8. JR

      Good move.

    9. AB

      No, I... It was the best purchase I've ever made in my life.

    10. JR

      They never break.

    11. AB

      They never break, and New York was so fucking heavy duty this, I, I was, like, in war mode. There was nothing stopping me.

    12. JR

      Right. Four-wheel drive. Toyotas.

    13. AB

      800-wheel drive, that car got.

    14. JR

      [laughs]

    15. AB

      It got power like you can't believe. It's perfect.

    16. JR

      Toyotas are hard to go wrong.

    17. AB

      I love Toyota.

    18. JR

      Hard to go wrong with a Toyota.

    19. AB

      I love Toyota. I had Jeeps for a while, but I started, my mother had the '83 Toyota Celica.

    20. JR

      Mm.

    21. AB

      That was our first car. We called it Brownie. It got us everywhere. Then we made the change to the '94 Jeep Grand Cherokee forest green.

    22. JR

      [laughs]

    23. AB

      We had that for a long time until we got the Hyundai Sonata that I got stolen by accident. You know, it was the morning before... No, it was the night before the Brett, the Brett Favre Jet experiment that was gonna happen. You know, he fi- he went to the Jets. I went to the store in my underwear. That, I always do, and up the block from my house. Bought a vanilla Dutch and a Set for Life, and two fucking kids jumped in the car and just dipped.

    24. JR

      Oh, no.

    25. AB

      So-

    26. JR

      And you were in your underwear?

    27. AB

      I was in my underwear. I had to fucking, I had to make the police report in underwear.

    28. JR

      Oh, my God.

    29. AB

      They're like, "Why are you in underwear?" First off, that was the first question.

    30. JR

      That's a good question.

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