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Joe Rogan Experience #2518 - Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of “The Tim Dillon Show” podcast. His latest comedy special, “Tim Dillon: I’m Your Mother,” is available on Netflix. https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow https://punchup.live/TimDillon https://www.timdilloncomedy.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. 50% off your first box at https://www.thefarmersdog.com/rogan! Switch today at https://Visible.com for just 25/mo. Or Save $10 on your first month of Visible+ Pro with code ROGAN.

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Jun 24, 20262h 39mWatch on YouTube ↗

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  1. JR

    [upbeat music] Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day. [upbeat music]

  2. TD

    When I was 13 and I was smoking, my father said that to me. He goes, "You know what's a good thing about you? You never smoked them down to the filter."

  3. JR

    What a good kid. [laughs]

  4. TD

    And a, what a great family.

  5. JR

    [laughs]

  6. TD

    And what a great family.

  7. JR

    My sister smoked when we were in high school. I was always like, "God, why are you smoking? It's so stupid."

  8. TD

    Yeah.

  9. JR

    And then, uh, I had to do a play once with, uh, Adam Ferrara and a couple other people, and I had a... I was supposed to play this, something that a, a bunch of comics wrote, like a funny little sketch thing.

  10. TD

    Yeah.

  11. JR

    And I was supposed to play this, like, uh, tortured liberal arts student-

  12. TD

    Yeah

  13. JR

    ... and I was, like, smoking cigarettes. So they wanted me to smoke cigarettes while I was doing it. So I smoked, like, 15 fucking cigarettes while we were doing it. And I, and I threw up. I had a fucking horrible headache.

  14. TD

    Really?

  15. JR

    I was like, "Oh my God, I'm so high."

  16. TD

    Wow.

  17. JR

    I'm like, "My arms don't move right." If you've never smoked cigarettes at all and you just smoked 15 in a row during-

  18. TD

    Were you, like, an athlete, too?

  19. JR

    Oh, yeah.

  20. TD

    Oh, so that totally fucked you up.

  21. JR

    Oh, completely fucked me up.

  22. TD

    Oh, yeah.

  23. JR

    Yeah.

  24. TD

    No, the first time I had a cigarette, it's so terrible, but I was like, "This is g- great." [laughs] I, my body responded. I don't know how... Like, what you had is the very normal e- experience.

  25. JR

    Well, this was just too much. One cigarette I actually liked. I was like, "Ooh, what a head rush."

  26. TD

    Right.

  27. JR

    "This is kinda cool."

  28. TD

    Yeah.

  29. JR

    I go, "Now I got, I kinda get it. I get why you guys like this."

  30. TD

    Interesting.

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