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Joe Rogan Experience #2538 - Joe DeRosa

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  1. 0:000:02

    Intro

    1. SP

      [upbeat music]

  2. 0:022:39

    Dialing in coffee: AeroPress vs. French press (and ditching plastic)

    1. SP

      Joe Rogan podcast, check it out

    2. JD

      The Joe Rogan Experience.

    3. SP

      Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. [upbeat music] Cheers.

    4. JR

      Cheers.

    5. SP

      Hey.

    6. JR

      Good to see you.

    7. SP

      Good to see you too.

    8. JR

      Um, I went through a whole, um, like a series of different coffee machines that I tried out. I tried out one of 'em that was, like, this little thing that's like a tea dipper almost, like, for a individual cup of coffee. You put the grounds in this little thing. It's a little tiny press.

    9. SP

      Okay.

    10. JR

      And you, you, uh, boil the water-

    11. SP

      Okay

    12. JR

      ... put it in the coffee cup, and then you sit it in there like it's tea, and then you press it.

    13. SP

      Okay.

    14. JR

      And it makes, like, a French press. Eh.

    15. SP

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      Eh.

    17. SP

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      So then I went to an AeroPress. I like that one a lot.

    19. SP

      What's an AeroPress?

    20. JR

      I use that every day. So w- with an AeroPress, I boil the water, grind the beans-

    21. SP

      Mm-hmm

    22. JR

      ... and then I pour it into this glass tube, and the glass tube has a filter at the bottom of it, like, and a, like a mesh, like a-

    23. SP

      Yeah

    24. JR

      ... a steel or an aluminum or... It's, I don't... Some kind of metal mesh. And then that's what it looks like.

    25. SP

      All right.

    26. JR

      And so you press down, and it makes a cup of coffee real quick. And it's one cup, and so that's what I like. 'Cause I was making coffee, like, I was doing French press for a while. I had a, a coffee machine, but the issue is that you're not supposed to really be drinking out of hot plastic. All that shit's plastic. There's plastic, the water goes into plastic.

    27. SP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      There's plastic here and plastic there. I'm trying to eliminate as much plastic in my life as possibly, as I possibly can.

    29. SP

      Well, I'll tell you too, I, a couple times in my adult life, splurged on, you know, some fucking-

    30. JR

      One of them Italian espresso machines?

  3. 2:394:51

    DeRosa’s “volume” coffee habit and Rogan’s laziness roast

    1. SP

      Here, here is, here is what I miss, 'cause I, I, I will drink a lot of coffee if I'm able to. Here's what I miss about, like, a traditional Mr. Coffee pot of coffee.

    2. JR

      Okay.

    3. SP

      You set it, it starts doing it in the morning. You wake up, it's already going, you know?

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. SP

      I get two cups hot in the morning. I put it in the fridge, and then in the afternoon, when I start feeling sluggish, I got two cold cups.

    6. JR

      Mm.

    7. SP

      And it's just a nice, it's-

    8. JR

      So you just want volume.

    9. SP

      I love volume.

    10. JR

      Then make a French press. It'll taste better. This right here-

    11. SP

      But then, but then you gotta make it every time.

    12. JR

      What are you-

    13. SP

      You gotta do one cup at a time.

    14. JR

      You don't have a job.

    15. SP

      [laughs]

    16. JR

      You lazy motherfucker. You don't even have a job.

    17. SP

      [laughs]

    18. JR

      You literally talk shit for a living, and you're like, "Oh, making coffee's so hard." Someone had to skin a fucking buffalo-

    19. SP

      Mm

    20. JR

      ... just to stay warm in the winter.

    21. SP

      Yeah.

    22. JR

      Just to stay alive, they had to shred the skin off of it-

    23. SP

      Yeah

    24. JR

      ... with a stone knife.

    25. SP

      Yep.

    26. JR

      And they had to pull it and stretch it and tan it-

    27. SP

      Yeah

    28. JR

      ... and put animal brains on it to make sure that it-

    29. SP

      Yeah

    30. JR

      ... softened up and salt it down.

  4. 4:518:49

    Electric kettles, grinder timing, and coffee flavor science

    1. SP

      Yeah, it's funny, man. When I, back when I was, w- when I, when I was still involved with the s- with the sandwich shop, one of the things I learned that I never knew, 'cause you had to take a test to get a food handler's license and all this shit, was, um, I didn't know that food started breaking down the moment you cut it. I didn't know that.

    2. JR

      Mm.

    3. SP

      Because I was getting into, at the time, meal prep and shit. Like, or f- or if I cut, if I cut up, if I chop the tomatoes now, if I chop the carrots now, the cucumbers now, it'll be way easier to just throw a salad together every day.

    4. JR

      Right.

    5. SP

      It'll make me eat the f- the good thing, 'cause I'll be, it'll be fast. And then I learned, no, as soon as you cut something, it starts to break down.

    6. JR

      Is this just vegetables?

    7. SP

      I think it's mainly vegetables. I don't think it c-

    8. JR

      Yeah

    9. SP

      ... raw meat is fine or whatever, but, but vegetables.

    10. JR

      That makes sense 'cause th- the inside's exposed to the air.

    11. SP

      Mm-hmm. But it's gotta be the same principle with coffee beans, I would think, right? Like, once they're ground.

    12. JR

      Well, that's a good question. Yeah, I think people like to grind them, uh, right before they... I always grind them right before I make the coffee, um, which is easy.

    13. SP

      Right.

    14. JR

      Yeah, I have a grinder.

    15. SP

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      I, it's a one-step, one button.

    17. SP

      Yes.

    18. JR

      I press it, it take, it takes 13 seconds. I, I count it. It goes... [imitates grinder] 13 seconds is the exact amount of beans that I want for one strong, I like a strong cup of coffee.

    19. SP

      Okay.

    20. JR

      One strong cup of coffee with that AeroPress thing. But it's the same thing with a French press.

    21. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    22. JR

      You take it, you just get a determined amount, and you can dial the kno- the knob on the grinder.

    23. SP

      Yeah.

    24. JR

      It's so easy.

    25. SP

      I have-

    26. JR

      Grinders are so simple. So listen, all you do is you take that ground coffee after it comes into the little cup, you pour it into the bottom of the fucking French press, and then you pour the hot water in. Done.

    27. SP

      Yeah.

    28. JR

      That's it. And then you wait one minute, and then you push this fucking plunger down, and you drink the best coffee in the world. And it doesn't have any plastic, and it doesn't have any bullshit, and there's no moving parts.

    29. SP

      Yes.

    30. JR

      There's nothing. It's just that thing.

  5. 8:4911:18

    Black coffee culture, Tony’s sugary preferences, and foamy egg experiments

    1. SP

      Do you know, do you know what I saw, though, that made me wanna get the thing again with the s- the cream steamer? 'Cause I don't put cream in, so I don't have any use for it.

    2. JR

      Black coffee, right?

    3. SP

      Black coffee always.

    4. JR

      Fucking man.

    5. SP

      Always. Yeah. Yeah.

    6. JR

      Me too.

    7. SP

      Yeah. Tony shits on it.

    8. JR

      Of course he does.

    9. SP

      Uh.

    10. JR

      Tony needs a fucking umbrella in his coffee.

    11. SP

      [laughs]

    12. JR

      [laughs] He's got a-

    13. SP

      He needs an umbrella and a pineapple.

    14. JR

      A cookie with it. Yeah. [laughs]

    15. SP

      And he holds it with one pinky out when he drinks his coffee. [laughs]

    16. JR

      [laughs] He goes-

    17. SP

      I go, "I drink it black." He goes, "Ah, you fucking hate condiments." I was like, "What are you talking about?"

    18. JR

      What the fuck is that? I like the taste of coffee.

    19. SP

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      I do, I genuine, genuinely like black coffee.

    21. SP

      You know what I saw, though, that made me wanna get the, the, uh, foam steamer was not for foam. I... You know Alton Brown? The-

    22. JR

      Mm-hmm. Yeah.

    23. SP

      I love Alton Brown. He did a thing, he did a video where he made this thing with eggs, and he used the foam steamer to, like, foam the eggs up.

    24. JR

      Ooh. Ooh.

    25. SP

      And I was like, "This looks fu-" I, I wanna get it just for that, just to do the thing with the eggs.

    26. JR

      Hmm, interesting.

    27. SP

      But then you gotta-

    28. JR

      So you're lazy when it comes to making coffee-

    29. SP

      [laughs]

    30. JR

      ... but you go way out of the way for some foamy eggs.

  6. 11:1817:59

    Austin food spots and the freedom of ordering without fear

    1. SP

      What's your favorite spot, uh, in Austin to get a, a meal? Like, is it-

    2. JR

      It's impossible to say. There's so many good spots. There's so many good spots. Austin is crazy-

    3. SP

      There's good spots

    4. JR

      ... with the amount of great restaurants.

    5. SP

      Mm.

    6. JR

      Like, really high-end restaurants. I've eaten steak at every fucking restaurant in town, and I gotta think the best one is Jeffrey's. Jeffrey's is

    7. SP

      I still haven't gone.

    8. JR

      It's perfection

    9. SP

      I gotta go.

    10. JR

      It's perfe- they're all great. Like, I've never had a bad steak at J. Carver's. I've never had a bad steak at, uh, Eddie V's.

    11. SP

      Yeah

    12. JR

      They're all great, but there's something about whatever Jeffrey's is doing. I think they got rated, like, the number two steakhouse in the country, something crazy like that.

    13. SP

      I gotta go to Jeffrey's. I've been dragging my ass. I love J. Carver. I love-

    14. JR

      J. Carver's amazing

    15. SP

      ... you know, and-

    16. JR

      Amazing. Their steak is different.

    17. SP

      Mm.

    18. JR

      Jeffrey's steak, you know, like J. Carver's steak is, uh, he's, he's using one of those Argentine grills.

    19. SP

      Yeah

    20. JR

      So it's all live fire over wood, delicious flavor.

    21. SP

      Yeah, yeah.

    22. JR

      But man, uh, just like another, another level, like, whatever Jeffrey's doing, like, fuck.

    23. SP

      I go... I love Gary, the bartender at Eddie V's, and he makes killer martinis. I love to go in, get a martini.

    24. JR

      Great bar

    25. SP

      ... shrimp cocktail.

    26. JR

      Beautiful bar.

    27. SP

      Yeah, and, uh, and some steak. But I love... I gotta tell you, it's the same owners as J. Carver. I actually think I like the, uh, steak at Red Ash a little bit better than J. Carver.

    28. JR

      How?

    29. SP

      There's just something different about it. I don't, I don't know what the difference in the prep is-

    30. JR

      Hm

  7. 17:5923:38

    Poverty, motivation, and whether struggle is necessary for character

    1. JR

      Here's the question, though. Do you think that there's value in not having that when you're young, and then developing that sort of drive and ambition and desire to earn money and get something, because you know what it's like to be poor?

    2. SP

      Yes.

    3. JR

      Or do you think the world would be a far better place if instead of people having to concentrate on necessities like food and shelter, society reaches a point where that is a given-

    4. SP

      Mm-hmm

    5. JR

      ... and no one ever has to worry about food and shelter.

    6. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    7. JR

      And now it's all about, what do you wanna pursue and how much energy you put into it? Or do you think that you have to have that struggle?

    8. SP

      I think... Look, I, I don't think that that struggle and the transition out of that struggle is ever bad for anybody. I think it's a, I think it's a, it, it builds your spirit and it builds your, who you are. That said, I, the other version of it, I, I don't know because it's just not a thing that w- we have here. You know what I mean?

    9. JR

      It's not a thing that people have ever experienced here, and I don't even know if they really experience it anywhere else. I mean, I think there's, like, forms of socialism, but they all involve oppression. There's... They all involve government overreach. They all... Any, any real socialist system always involves, like, serious restrictions on what you can and can't do.

    10. SP

      I will tell you this, and this might be a by-product of the culture we live in, 'cause we don't have it. I will say, I, there is a noticeable difference to me between people I am friendly with that grew up with money and people that I, that I know that grew up that didn't have it.

    11. JR

      Right, but is that because of our society?

    12. SP

      That's my question, yeah.

    13. JR

      There's th- this is the question that I have. Like, is it necessary that that has to be your struggle in order to develop the kind of discipline that you need to be successful in life? Or is it just our society is fucked up, and that desperation that we're putting into people, you're just making the motivation different.

    14. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    15. JR

      Like, you're enforcing the idea of greed, because people become selfish because no one was looking out for them, and they d- have a chip on their shoulder, all that shit.

    16. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    17. JR

      But you don't necessarily have to have that to have interest in pursuing something to the best of your abilities.

    18. SP

      Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a tough thing to, to define. It's, it really is. I think, um, I think there's bonuses to both, but I also think, too, in, in, in, in the social society thing, hey, isn't it great if you can go, "Hey, man, um, I'm a waiter and I'm able to live a normal life and buy a house and, and, and be nor-" You know, whatever.

    19. JR

      Yeah, but that's not socialist. That's just a... We, w- we're fucked in terms of, like, the amount people earn versus what you can buy-

    20. SP

      Right

    21. JR

      ... versus, like, the 1950s. In the 1950s, y- you know, the, the way a person could make a living and feed an entire family off of one paycheck, it was, it was way easier.

    22. SP

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      It was a lot easier.

    24. SP

      Yeah. Well, it always makes me laugh 'cause one of my favorite, uh, TV shows of all time is All in the Family.

    25. JR

      Mm-hmm.

    26. SP

      Right? And the whole thing with All in the Family was supposed to be that they were kinda struggling. Like, Archie was a cab driver, and they didn't have a lot of money, whatever. You look at that fucking house they lived in.

    27. JR

      Right.

    28. SP

      You're like, [laughs] that house would be $10.3 million now. [laughs]

    29. JR

      [laughs]

    30. SP

      Like, they're living pretty fucking good.

  8. 23:3827:51

    Nepo babies done right and genuinely cool Hollywood people

    1. SP

      There's all this talk now of Nepo babies and all that stuff. I was good friends years ago, uh, with, uh, Eden, Eden Brolin. Um, she's Josh Brolin's daughter. And she was very close with her dad. I remember, I remember she was in my house one day in LA, and she's like, "I'm not supposed to tell anybody. My dad's gonna be Thanos in the Marvel movies." And I was like, "That's fucking crazy, right?"

    2. JR

      [laughs]

    3. SP

      So [laughs] like, so like, but she... Dude, she worked for every fucking thing. She- I f- became friends with her 'cause she was a hostess at The Stand in New York. Like, she always had regular jobs. She plays in a band now. She does some acting. But she is not in a s- situation where her dad put her wherever, and I think it's because they're very close, but I think it was because she was just raised in a way where he was like, "You're gonna earn your shit, and you know, and, and you're-"

    4. JR

      Right

    5. SP

      ... gonna do your thing." And, and she's an amazing person. Like, there was none of that, none of that, "My dad's famous, and I'm comfortable" arrogance at all.

    6. JR

      But he's a cool guy. He's a very normal guy. Like-

    7. SP

      I never met him.

    8. JR

      He's a very nice guy.

    9. SP

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      Very, very smart and very normal.

    11. SP

      Yeah.

    12. JR

      Like, you, you can hang out with him, talk, him, jokes around. He's like, he's p- very present.

    13. SP

      Yeah.

    14. JR

      And there's, there's a lot of people like that, that you think of, you know... You think of actors as all being these fucking aloof weirdos at, who live in this bizarre liberal, like, progressive leftist bubble, and a lot of them are.

    15. SP

      Mm.

    16. JR

      There's, there's a giant number that are. But man, there's a ton of, like, really solid, cool people that are actors.

    17. SP

      Yeah.

    18. JR

      Like Billy Bob Thornton.

    19. SP

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      Cool as fuck, man.

    21. SP

      He seems awesome.

    22. JR

      So cool. He got, actually got me this short shirt. Shout out to him-

    23. SP

      Ah

    24. JR

      ... because he was wearing it.

    25. SP

      That's awesome.

    26. JR

      And I said, "Nice shirt, man." And so he hooked it up. [laughs]

    27. SP

      I'd love to meet him.

    28. JR

      He's great.

    29. SP

      I'd love to meet him.

    30. JR

      He's great. There's a lot of those guys that are really great. Woody Harrelson's fucking great.

  9. 27:5151:38

    Classic TV deep dive: Hogan’s Heroes, The Honeymooners, and show business economics

    1. SP

      Do you ever see, uh, do you ever see Auto Focus, the Bob Crane movie?

    2. JR

      Yes.

    3. SP

      With Craig Kilborn.

    4. JR

      What a crazy movie, man.

    5. SP

      I love that movie.

    6. JR

      That movie's crazy.

    7. SP

      Do you-

    8. JR

      Do you think the guy killed him, his buddy?

    9. SP

      Yes.

    10. JR

      Yeah.

    11. SP

      I do. I do.

    12. JR

      It seems like it, right?

    13. SP

      I do. I think so. But that's... When they show how he would get laid on the road-

    14. JR

      Crazy. He would wait for the reruns of Hogan's Heroes to be on TV, and then he'd sit in front of the television. [laughs]

    15. SP

      Yeah. He knew when they were on. And there's that scene-

    16. JR

      Ah!

    17. SP

      There's that scene where he tells the bartender, and he goes, "Could you put on channel 22?" Whatever.

    18. JR

      Yeah.

    19. SP

      She puts it on, and he's sitting under it, and then the hot chick comes up, and she goes, "Oh my God, is that you?" And he goes, "Oh, how embarrassing."

    20. JR

      [laughs]

    21. SP

      I didn't even... [laughs] Oh my God.

    22. JR

      Well, back then, you gotta think, Hogan's Heroes, first of all, how much has society changed and how much more sensitive have people gotten-

    23. SP

      Mm

    24. JR

      ... when you think that Hogan's Heroes was a show about a Nazi concentration camp-

    25. SP

      Mm-hmm

    26. JR

      ... and it was a comedy?

    27. SP

      Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughs]

    28. JR

      It was a comedy.

    29. SP

      Yeah. [laughs] Yeah.

    30. JR

      It was a comedy about prisoners of war that were captured by the Nazis.

  10. 51:3858:57

    Rogan’s early career: martial arts, brain damage risk, and stand-up breakthrough

    1. SP

      It's nuts. Did you have, when you were getting into... Well, well f- how old were you when you said, "I'm gonna go do comedy. I'm not gonna do any of the shit that I studied in school. I'm gonna actually-"

    2. JR

      Well, I barely studied in school.

    3. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    4. JR

      I only went to school because I didn't wanna be a loser.

    5. SP

      Right.

    6. JR

      Literally. I went to UMass Boston, like, their continuing education program, so I didn't have to take my SATs, and I only went for three years.

    7. SP

      Okay.

    8. JR

      I was wasting my time, and the whole time I was doing it, I was fighting, and that was my primary concern. That was what I was thinking about, and I was teaching at Boston University.

    9. SP

      Oh, you mean like, like MMA fighting.

    10. JR

      Kickboxing.

    11. SP

      Okay, okay. Gotcha.

    12. JR

      Kickboxing and-

    13. SP

      Okay

    14. JR

      ... tae kwon do.

    15. SP

      Okay.

    16. JR

      Um, and, uh, that was my concern. I really was... The, the, the... But you tell people, you know, "Oh, what do you do?" "Oh, I'm a tae kwon do fighter." [laughs] Fucking loser. You fucking loser. [laughs] I'm totally, I would not tell people what I did.

    17. SP

      [laughs]

    18. JR

      "I'm going to school. I'm going to UMass Boston."

    19. SP

      [laughs]

    20. JR

      That was literally, that's what I was doing.

    21. SP

      Oh my God. That's so fucking funny, dude.

    22. JR

      Well, I was a four-time state tae kwon do champion. I'd fought all over the country.

    23. SP

      I didn't know that.

    24. JR

      Yeah.

    25. SP

      I knew you've had fighting in your background.

    26. JR

      Oh, yeah.

    27. SP

      I didn't know you were a champ and stuff.

    28. JR

      Yeah, I was really good when I was young at tae kwon do. I was really good.

    29. SP

      What made you switch gears from that to go into comedy?

    30. JR

      Well, first of all, there was no future in it.

  11. 58:571:06:22

    Voluntary adversity: why Rogan trains hard and how DeRosa should start

    1. SP

      You're, you're, we're, we're very different in that way. You're, you're, you're a guy that I think li- very much likes a, a chal- the conquering the challenge, you know? Uh, you know, and-

    2. JR

      Well, it keeps me sane. That's what keeps me sane. I think you make your, the voluntary things that you engage in that are way more difficult than the rest of your life, it makes the rest of your life easier.

    3. SP

      Mm.

    4. JR

      Because these hard things that you do voluntarily-

    5. SP

      Mm

    6. JR

      ... voluntary adversity, you force yourself to do hard things all the time. So then when other things that's, are seemingly hard come up, you're like, "Ah, this ain't shit compared to a cold plunge." [laughs]

    7. SP

      [laughs]

    8. JR

      "This ain't shit." I just did an, a workout, a hypoxia workout, and, uh, so it's at, I have a box in my studio that goes to, it takes all the air out, so it puts you at the equivalent of 15,000 feet, uh, above sea level. And w- you do this interval training. So you do sprints on the AirDyne machine. You get off of that, and you do these kettlebell cleans and presses or swings, and you get off of that, and then you do the sled, and you push the sled, or you do backwards on the sled, and it's got varying resistance.

    9. SP

      Mm.

    10. JR

      And you do 'em in these 50-second, 40-second, and then 30-second sprints. So, like, everything else is easy. [laughs]

    11. SP

      Goddamn, dude. I'm just, I, I can't. [laughs] I, I admire it.

    12. JR

      You do-

    13. SP

      I admire the shit out of it, but-

    14. JR

      Well, it's just, for me, I think everybody should do something hard. It keeps, it keeps me sane. For me, I need it. I don't know, you know, I'm not other people. I don't, I don't Pretend to know how they feel. But I know how I feel.

    15. SP

      Yeah

    16. JR

      If I don't exercise regularly, I have more anxiety, I don't feel comfortable, I don't feel good, I'm more irritable. I don't like it. I don't like that feeling. When I am, like, when I work out really hard and I do the things that I'm supposed to do, I feel great. I feel friendly, I'm feel happy, I feel light, I feel like life is easy.

    17. SP

      Yeah. It- it's, it's a thing... I'm not, I'm not blowing smoke. It's a thing I've noticed about you. You're, you're a very, I would even say happy-go-lucky kind of guy. Like, you're, you're very friendly, you're always in a very good mood. I've ve- I've very rarely seen you, and I see you frequently now at the club, very rarely seen you come in where you're like, "Eh, fuck." Like, I, I don't think ever, to be honest with you. And it's, I guess, everything you're saying. Like, it puts you in a-

    18. JR

      That's a choice

    19. SP

      Yeah.

    20. JR

      It's a choice to feel like that. That, that, that don't do you any good.

    21. SP

      [laughs]

    22. JR

      Unless you're trying to do something with that, "Fuck this." Unless, unless you've got some shit you have to get done that's hard and you wanna have this attitude where you're gonna attack it, like, "Fuck this."

    23. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    24. JR

      Like, regular life, like, why, why, why, why am I upset? Why?

    25. SP

      Right.

    26. JR

      Why?

    27. SP

      Right.

    28. JR

      You're not in Gaza.

    29. SP

      Right.

    30. JR

      What are you doing?

  12. 1:06:221:16:40

    Training principles: volume, rest, ‘strength is a skill,’ and real-world examples

    1. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    2. JR

      Which is crazy.

    3. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    4. JR

      Now he's running on the treadmill. He did six miles when we came in to do a podcast. We were all working out together.

    5. SP

      Right.

    6. JR

      And he's fucking running on the treadmill while we're talking.

    7. SP

      Right.

    8. JR

      We're talking. He's saying... Like, he can breathe, he can talk.

    9. SP

      Yeah.

    10. JR

      And he's running at a good clip. Got in the sauna with me, did the whole thing. When I first met him, he was 500 pounds. Couldn't-

    11. SP

      Oh, yeah

    12. JR

      ... could barely make it up the stairs to the comedy club. He couldn't, couldn't walk up the stairs.

    13. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    14. JR

      Now He's fit. Now he's healthy. He runs all the time.

    15. SP

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      So it's just a process of building to get to that place. Like, he did that show, uh, McConaughey has this benefit every year.

    17. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    18. JR

      And we went to the benefit, and, um, he performed at the benefit. And he's on stage, and we were backstage watching it, and so we're, we're, like, in the... Me and Tony and his girl and my wife, we're in the corner watching this. Jelly gets offstage, and there's a railing, like a ramp to get off. He grabs the railing and hops over it and lands on the other side. I go, "Dude, do you know what you just did?"

    19. SP

      Mm-hmm.

    20. JR

      I go, "You used to be 500 pounds-"

    21. SP

      Yeah

    22. JR

      "... and now you just jumped over that railing like a cat."

    23. SP

      That's wild.

    24. JR

      It was amazing.

    25. SP

      That's wild.

    26. JR

      He was so happy. He's like, "Isn't this crazy?"

    27. SP

      [laughs]

    28. JR

      I'm like, "It's crazy. Look what you've done."

    29. SP

      That's wild.

    30. JR

      And that's what you have to do. You have to... And it took him years, and that's how you have to do it. You have... It has to be slowly but sure. But along the way, you'll feel better every step of the way. It's not about, it's not about breaking your body down, it's about slowly introducing movement and some physical exercise, and then building upon that. 10 pushups in a day. Then the next day, you try 12, and then a week later you're doing 15.

  13. 1:16:401:21:34

    Security and deception: Trump decoy flight, then Michael Jackson death logistics

    1. JR

      Bro, I re- I read the craziest thing today, and I need to find out if it's true. I sent you the thing that, where Nick Fuentes was talking about Jamie. So apparently there was this plot where Iran was trying to kill Trump. Remember when, uh, he was supposed to get in the Air Force One that Qatar gave him?

    2. JD

      Mm-hmm.

    3. JR

      And then instead he flew in the old Air Force One?

    4. JD

      Okay.

    5. JR

      Well, they're saying that he actually didn't even f- go in the old Air Force One, that they snuck him out on a truck.

    6. JD

      Okay.

    7. JR

      Like, some fucking cargo truck.

    8. JD

      Okay.

    9. JR

      And then put him in another kind of plane and flew him out of there, and then they put the press in Air Force One because they were think- they were apparently worried they were gonna target Air Force One as well. So imagine, Trump with the press on Air Force One, [laughs] and they were thinking about possibly targeting them.

    10. JD

      Holy shit.

    11. JR

      He hid in an airport catering container and was taken to a military jet for a secret flight out of the country after the NATO Summit last month, and this is being reported by The New York Times. The thing is, though, I think they put the press on Air Force One. So if they flew him out, it was 'cause they were worried they were gonna try to take down Air Force One, and they, they took the press. They put the-

    12. JD

      Oh, if you take the press off-

    13. JR

      Hop on

    14. JD

      ... then, then they know that, we know.

    15. JR

      That's right. [laughs]

    16. JD

      Gotta let them-

    17. JR

      I under-

    18. JD

      You gotta let them know that we know

    19. JR

      You're right, Jamie

    20. JD

      ... we're not playing games.

    21. JR

      Exactly.

    22. JD

      It's just everything's normal.

    23. JR

      Exactly.

    24. JD

      Some soft air.

    25. JR

      And if the press dies, so sad.

    26. JD

      Oh my God.

    27. JR

      But you just get more press.

    28. JD

      That's fucking wild.

    29. JR

      If that's true, that is so wild that he didn't even tell them, "Hey, guys, uh, we're not really gonna get on this plane. No one's getting on this plane. You guys get out of here. Go take American Ex- Airlines home." No. He's like, "Hop on. It's safe."

    30. JD

      Yeah.

  14. 1:21:341:36:09

    Michael Jackson conspiracies, Sony/catalog power, and the cost of genius

    1. SP

      And here's another crazy thing, 'cause I, I know you've talked about the Michael Jackson, like, the conspiracies around his des- death on the show before. There's another crazy thing I didn't know. He owned ... You know, he had that vast music catalog that he bought-

    2. JR

      Right

    3. SP

      ... of mu- music publishing.

    4. JR

      Right. He owned The Beatles.

    5. SP

      Beatles. Eminem. He bought Eminem-

    6. JR

      He bought Eminem?

    7. SP

      Eminem made fun of him in a video, and he bought Eminem's fucking catalog as a fuck you.

    8. JR

      Oh, I forgot about that.

    9. SP

      Yeah. [laughs]

    10. JR

      I forgot about that.

    11. SP

      The most pimp move ever. "I'm gonna buy all your fucking music."

    12. JR

      That's so gangster.

    13. SP

      Yeah, yeah. Right? [laughs] So he owns this catalog, right? It's, it's, it's ... I think he, he might have owned Dylan. It was crazy that the, the rights to the music that he owned was nuts, right? He's with Sony. Sony wants the publishing back on all these artists, and he owns it. And when he did his last album, he had to take out a loan against the record company of $200 million to do the album, because he didn't have a lot of money left. And they said, "You gotta put up collateral." And he goes, "All right, I'm gonna ... I'll put up a portion of the catalog as collateral." And then he, before he died, he goes, "They're not promoting my album. And because they're not promoting my album, it's not selling." And then everybody close to him said it was a ruse. They didn't promote the album on purpose so that he would lose the fucking catalog, because he wouldn't be able to pay the loan back, and then right after that he died. Really fucked up.

    14. JR

      That's the business he was in.

    15. SP

      Yeah.

    16. JR

      You buy people's shit, they fuck you over. That's how it works.

    17. SP

      Yeah, yeah. It's-

    18. JR

      Come on, man.

    19. SP

      Well, it's dark, though.

    20. JR

      You're playing war.

    21. SP

      It's ... [laughs] It's-

    22. JR

      You're playing war. If they blow up Air Force One, you gotta go, "Hey, maybe we shouldn't have fucking killed the leader during Ramadan."

    23. SP

      [laughs]

    24. JR

      This is how it works.

    25. SP

      This is how it works.

    26. JR

      This is the game we're in.

    27. SP

      This is, this is the business we chose.

    28. JR

      Listen, he's in the business of, uh, fucking over his enemies. They decided he was their enemy. They fucked him over.

    29. SP

      The doctor that administered the drug that killed him is out of jail already. Two years, and they're like, "No, this guy was just a fall guy."

    30. JR

      Well-

  15. 1:36:092:08:21

    Comedy ecosystem: Austin’s scene, Kill Tony as meritocracy, and building the Mothership

    1. JR

      Because you really... We'd go on the road on the weekends, right? That was the thing about the Store. But on Tuesday and Wednesday were some of the best nights. Because on Tuesday and Wednesday, it would be Jeselnik, Diaz, fucking, uh, Greg Fitzsimmons-

    2. SP

      Yeah

    3. JR

      ... Dom Irrera.

    4. SP

      Yeah.

    5. JR

      It w- Over and over, a murderer's row.

    6. SP

      [exhales]

    7. JR

      It was so... Burr would pop in, and maybe Chris Rock was in town. It was like, God damn, these nights were insane. They were so good.

    8. SP

      I'll tell, I'll tell you, um, the, the reason I moved to Austin, and the thing that continues to be the greatest challenge for me here, in a, in a, in a good way, in a constructive way. Because people say all the time to me online and shit, they'll be like, "Oh, you, you moved to Austin to, to, for Kill Tony." I'm like, I didn't fucking move to Austin because of K- I knew T- Tony and I were friends, and I had done the show. I didn't become kind of a part of that show until after I lived here, because Tony started to put me on and we started to have fun, and then it grew from there. You and I were, we're buddies, but, like, we're much tighter as pals now than we were-

    9. JR

      Well, we're around you, though, all the time now

    10. SP

      ... two y- e- exactly.

    11. JR

      Yeah.

    12. SP

      Um, so I moved here primarily for, uh, well, number one, I love Austin, and I always... And I used to live here, and I always wanted to go back. And once you could do comedy here, it was, like, a reason to go back, right? And you could work. The other reason was I was I was like, I did New York, I did LA, I want a new challenge, and, and there's a new scene now and all that stuff. But the thing that puts me on my toes the most, uh, and still does, is this is the best place for young comics to be able to pursue comedy because they can actually live here. They can afford it. New York has become unaffordable. LA has become unaffordable. A young comic can come here, can live like a human being and pursue their dream, and those are the guys that keep me on my t- Because you're like, dude, it doesn't matter if I'm the only guy on this lineup that has done TV or whatever, you got five people going up that are fucking swinging for the fences. Because when you're young, you really are like, "I gotta fucking prove myself."

    13. JR

      Yeah.

    14. SP

      So you're following, even if it's four unknown people, they're doing their A shit. They are trying to kill as hard as humanly possible, and you're like, "All right, I, this is [laughs] I got, I gotta fucking bring it." You know what I mean? There's a-

    15. JR

      There's that, and it's also their enthusiasm for it.

    16. SP

      Yeah.

    17. JR

      You know? And, and the thing about Austin is we have a real system at the club that actually develops talent.

    18. SP

      Yes.

    19. JR

      Like, we have two nights of open mic nights, and we have a real talent coordinator. Adam really watches everyone.

    20. SP

      Yeah.

    21. JR

      He watches the open mic nights. He gives people advice. He gets them spots. He helps them. He gets them on showcase nights.

    22. SP

      Yeah.

    23. JR

      He puts them on... He gives them sets, gives them feedback, and then they get to work all around town. There's five other fucking clubs on the same street, man.

    24. SP

      It's crazy, dude. You can walk from your place to Sunset to The Creek to-

    25. JR

      Vulcan

    26. SP

      ... Black Rabbit to Vulcan, and then if you don't mind walking 20 minutes, you can be at Roscoe's, East Austin. Like, it's fucking nuts, man.

    27. JR

      It's crazy.

    28. SP

      It's, yeah.

    29. JR

      And then there's also Cap City-

    30. SP

      Yeah, Cap City

  16. 2:08:212:35:27

    Business ethics, healthcare rage, and capitalism’s incentives

    1. JR

      Yeah.

    2. SP

      This is what I wanted to ask you, because there were-

    3. JR

      Jamie has a theory

    4. SP

      Well, I'm not, you know- Well, there were all the- Publicly.

    5. JR

      Okay, not publicly.

    6. SP

      [laughs] There were all the people-

    7. JR

      [laughs]

    8. SP

      You know, that Luigi sparked that whole debate about justified violence or whatever, which I thought was bullshit. Um, but everybody that was rah-rahing Luigi going, "He's a hero," and, "How many people has this healthcare guy killed?" and all that bullshit. I wonder now what everybody's saying about the fact that Luigi is doing the insanity plea, and it's like, well, he didn't really stick to his fucking... I mean, if that's was his thing and he was gonna be the big crusader, for him to now go-

    9. JR

      Yeah, but he's just playing the legal system. I mean, h- that's the smart move, play the insanity.

    10. SP

      Well, it's the smart move if you're not-

    11. JR

      It also might be accurate

    12. SP

      ... but also, is it the smart move if you're trying to... I know it's the smart move. I'm saying if you're gonna go out there and go, "I did this because it was justice," and whatever-

    13. JR

      Mm-hmm

    14. SP

      ... and then go, "Oh, wait, actually, actually I was a little crazy."

    15. JR

      Well, here's, but here's the point. If you did shoot a man who had nothing to do with you because you thought it was justice 'cause he was a healthcare executive.

    16. SP

      Right.

    17. JR

      I don't know how he picked that guy. I don't know the details of what that guy has done.

    18. SP

      He w-

    19. JR

      Was he particularly bad-

    20. SP

      He was-

    21. JR

      ... the guy he killed?

    22. SP

      I think he was a CEO. No? He was, he was... It was, it was definitely targeted that this man is, this man is responsible for decisions made that killed people.

    23. JR

      Was he the CEO, Jamie?

    24. SP

      Um, yeah.

    25. JR

      Of UnitedHealthcare? Is that what he was?

    26. SP

      Yes.

    27. JR

      So, um, if you think that you should go murder somebody like that, that you sh- you're probably mentally ill.

    28. SP

      Sure.

    29. JR

      If you think that that, that kind of violence is justified. The problem that a lot of young people are having right now, and a lot of people that agree with, you know, what Luigi did, and they celebrated it, is because everyone knows that the system is rigged and no one is doing anything to change it.

    30. SP

      Mm-hmm.

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