Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - April 28, 2018

1. 0:00 – 1:27

   Going live: fight companion setup, Reebok gear, and weed/USADA rules

   1. BSBrendan Schaub0:00

      Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

   2. EBEddie Bravo0:01

      $15? (burps)

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      No. Three, two... Boom! And we're live, ladies and gentlemen. Live! Mauro Ranallo and Big John McCarthy.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub0:13

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:13

      Uh, Eddie Bravo rocking the old school Helio Gracie shirt. I love that shirt.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub0:18

      Hey, respect, man. Respect.

   7. EBEddie Bravo0:19

      Respect. Deep respect. Brendan motherfucking schump. Oh, and I got a "Sugar" Sean O'Malley shirt. I might strip down later and put this motherfucker on. Is that the best shirt Reebok's ever made?

   8. JRJoe Rogan0:28

      It might be. Might be one of the dopest shirts in history-

   9. EBEddie Bravo0:29

      It's pretty great. It's pretty great.

   10. JRJoe Rogan0:31

       ...of Reebok.

   11. EBEddie Bravo0:31

       Reebok's getting better, man. I'll give it to them.

   12. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       I'm wearing a pair of Reeboks right... Oh, nope.

   13. EBEddie Bravo0:35

       No.

   14. JRJoe Rogan0:36

       I thought I was. I'm not.

   15. EBEddie Bravo0:38

       I thought I was for a second, too. I did tell you. (laughs)

   16. BSBrendan Schaub0:39

       (laughs)

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:39

       Well, I had them on earlier today.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub0:41

       (laughs)

   19. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       I had a p- Reebok sent me a bunch of sneakers. But that's a dope shirt right there.

   20. EBEddie Bravo0:44

       Yeah. You know me, I was super critical on them for a while. They're getting way better, man.

   21. JRJoe Rogan0:48

       Yeah.

   22. EBEddie Bravo0:48

       Way better.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:49

       This is good.

   24. EBEddie Bravo0:49

       That, that... They... When they posted that I, I got my boy who works at Reebok, I sent him a screenshot and went, "Goddamn, you guys hit this one out of the park."

   25. JRJoe Rogan0:56

       They're embracing it. They're embracing the fact that he's a stoner, like heavy duty.

   26. EBEddie Bravo1:00

       Yeah, it's just a fun shirt, but it's so tight.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub1:02

       He talks about weed?

   28. JRJoe Rogan1:03

       Oh, gang, like, go to his Instagram. Dude's getting high all day.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub1:06

       Didn't you see him on the last uh-

   30. EBEddie Bravo1:07

       How does he fight?
2. 1:27 – 4:11

   Dillon Danis’ MMA debut: elite jiu-jitsu, shaky striking, and the guard-pull finish

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:27

      So, Dillon Danis. This is not his MMA debut, is it?

   2. EBEddie Bravo1:30

      Yeah, it is.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub1:31

      Yeah, it is. Oh-

   4. JRJoe Rogan1:32

      It is.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub1:32

      It is.

   6. JRJoe Rogan1:32

      Against Kyle Walker. And Eddie, tell us about Dillon's jujitsu. He's pretty high level.

   7. EBEddie Bravo1:37

      Yeah, he's one of the best around, for sure. He had a, an amazing match with Gordon Ryan at 2017 Abu Dhabi. I mean, the fight was really close. It could've went either way, and they gave it, the judge's decision gave it to Gordon. And Gordon went on, went on to win his division. So, he's, he's top of the food chain. And, you know, he was with Marcelo Garcia. He got his black belt from Marcelo Garcia.

   8. JRJoe Rogan1:58

      Yeah, Marcelo kicked him out for shit talking, right? Isn't that the deal?

   9. EBEddie Bravo2:01

      For, you know... He, he started hanging out with Conor McGregor and, and Marcelo Garcia's the opposite of that, that kind of shit talking, you know?

   10. JRJoe Rogan2:07

       Right, like super humble.

   11. EBEddie Bravo2:08

       Incredibly humble.

   12. JRJoe Rogan2:09

       Yeah. Yeah, you would think though that Marcelo and him would work it out though, like give the guy-

   13. EBEddie Bravo2:13

       Kinda have a chat.

   14. JRJoe Rogan2:14

       ... a black belt. And the guy's a high level black belt. Like obviously if you ever met-

   15. EBEddie Bravo2:17

       It was just too much drama. It was a lotta drama.

   16. JRJoe Rogan2:18

       But if you ever met Dillon in real life, he's a super nice guy.

   17. EBEddie Bravo2:21

       He's a great guy.

   18. JRJoe Rogan2:21

       He's just trying to make some money.

   19. EBEddie Bravo2:23

       He, uh-

   20. JRJoe Rogan2:24

       He's smart. Let's see.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub2:24

       He said he talked shit to Jon Jones on...

   22. JRJoe Rogan2:26

       Here we go. Oh, that's stupid.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub2:28

       I know.

   24. JRJoe Rogan2:28

       All these guys talking shit that Jon Jones is eventually going to have to meet him and they will get slapped.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub2:32

       Well, but then, but then I saw Dillon when the Conor and Floyd fight. Me and him sat next to each other. He was the nicest guy in the world, man.

   26. JRJoe Rogan2:38

       Look at his stance.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub2:39

       I'm a fan.

   28. JRJoe Rogan2:39

       He's very Conor McGregor-esque, with that stance.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub2:41

       Same coachings, right? Same coaching, same camp.

   30. JRJoe Rogan2:43

       Oh, dude, he-
3. 4:11 – 10:11

   Post-fight: leg-lock cringe factor, tapping late, and Danis’ awkward mic moment

   1. EBEddie Bravo4:11

      Per- per- perfect opponent. I don't have a problem giving him a warm up fight like this. For his first one-

   2. JRJoe Rogan4:14

      No.

   3. EBEddie Bravo4:14

      ... first MMA fight, your Bellator...

   4. JRJoe Rogan4:16

      He's still down.

   5. EBEddie Bravo4:16

      It could be worse. Could be Ian Pico, your first fight. You know what I'm saying?

   6. JRJoe Rogan4:19

      There's those things, man. When I see a dude get his knee ripped apart like that, like that dude's fucked. Look at him, he's in pain.

   7. EBEddie Bravo4:26

      You could get your shoulder ripped apart in a Kimura-

   8. JRJoe Rogan4:28

      Yep.

   9. EBEddie Bravo4:28

      ... the exact same way, so...

   10. JRJoe Rogan4:29

       Oh, I know. But it's, it's weird, right? I mean, I'm not saying it makes sense-

   11. EBEddie Bravo4:32

       You just gotta know when to tap.

   12. JRJoe Rogan4:33

       Yeah.

   13. EBEddie Bravo4:33

       That's it.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub4:34

       Yeah. I, I think the problem is guys aren't too familiar with what goes on with the leg locks, so by the time they're tapping, it's too late.

   15. JRJoe Rogan4:39

       Yeah, but what I'm saying is, for whatever reason, for me, when I watch it, I cringe more with leg locks.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub4:44

       Agree.

   17. EBEddie Bravo4:44

       I agree.

   18. JRJoe Rogan4:45

       Like if I see a guy get his arm broken, it doesn't bother me. Like I see a guy get his knee ripped apart-

   19. BSBrendan Schaub4:49

       Is it because we're not used to seeing it?

   20. JRJoe Rogan4:51

       I don't know, man. Maybe it's 'cause I know the tap... Like you only have so much time to tap. Like your shit's gonna explode. Maybe it's just... I don't know. I don't know.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub5:01

       But when a guy's really good at it, you know, if you fuck up an ankle, he's out for a grip.

   22. JRJoe Rogan5:06

       Yeah. Yep, yep. Oh, damn, that's a nasty one too.

   23. EBEddie Bravo5:08

       Oh, he had a toe hold. Oh.

   24. JRJoe Rogan5:09

       Nasty toe hold.

   25. EBEddie Bravo5:10

       I, I... I had a bad angle. It was a toe hold. I thought it was a heel hook initially.

   26. JRJoe Rogan5:14

       Yeah, I thought so too.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub5:15

       But they, they didn't really show it though. You couldn't see his back was T-rated?

   28. JRJoe Rogan5:18

       Yeah.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub5:18

       At least you couldn't see it.

   30. JRJoe Rogan5:19

       Well, you know what, man? I mean, I like the fact that he's in there, but man, I feel like w- just watching him move with his stand up, I'd like to see him...
4. 10:11 – 18:41

   Bellator card preview and ‘testing’ jokes: PED culture from Pride to modern commissions

   1. JRJoe Rogan10:11

      Um, there's some good fights on this card. Okay, uh, Rafael Lovato versus Gerald Harris, I like that fight.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub10:18

      Great fight.

   3. JRJoe Rogan10:18

      That's a fight, that's an interesting fight, man.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub10:21

      Fe- Fedor-

   5. JRJoe Rogan10:21

      Rory Nelson versus Mirko Cro Cop, they've been giving him the testing, son.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub10:25

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan10:26

      They've been giving him the testing, apparently.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub10:28

      (laughs)

   9. JRJoe Rogan10:29

      Do you, but do you believe they're testing? When I hear Belator's testing, I always like wink wink.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub10:33

       That's like the Olympia.

   11. JRJoe Rogan10:34

       Yeah, Mr. Olympia. (laughs)

   12. BSBrendan Schaub10:34

       We tested Bromo. Dude.

   13. JRJoe Rogan10:37

       Oh, really? What did he do?

   14. BSBrendan Schaub10:38

       Come on.

   15. JRJoe Rogan10:38

       Do you give him like a written test?

   16. BSBrendan Schaub10:40

       Yeah, come on.

   17. JRJoe Rogan10:41

       (laughs)

   18. BSBrendan Schaub10:41

       What did you take today?

   19. JRJoe Rogan10:42

       Yeah, let's get real.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub10:42

       Nothing. I didn't take nothing.

   21. JRJoe Rogan10:45

       (laughs)

   22. BSBrendan Schaub10:47

       (laughs) A written test. Just a written test.

   23. JRJoe Rogan10:48

       Dudes are fucking eating hay and snorting they're on so much equipoise. (laughs)

   24. BSBrendan Schaub10:53

       Dude. That's like, uh, Canelo. He came back, he did that, uh...

   25. JRJoe Rogan10:55

       Oh.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub10:55

       ... hair follicle sample.

   27. JRJoe Rogan10:57

       Hair test, yeah.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub10:57

       But people are saying bullshit, though.

   29. JRJoe Rogan10:59

       Why?

   30. BSBrendan Schaub10:59

       Uh, they, I guess, the, the, the way it was done. Like, how do we know it's his hair? It's coming from his camp exclusively.
5. 18:41 – 25:30

   Scientology network detour and Tom Cruise’s extreme stunts (and injuries)

   1. JRJoe Rogan18:41

      I think that's true. What? There's a Scientology network?

   2. Mm-hmm.

   3. What? Curious.

   4. Yeah, they just started it recently.

   5. Get the fuck outta here.

   6. Yeah.

   7. And they're ad- they're advertising it on Paramount?

   8. Pssh.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub18:50

      Holy shit.

   10. JRJoe Rogan18:51

       Curious?

   11. BSBrendan Schaub18:52

       Oh, boy.

   12. JRJoe Rogan18:52

       Does it ev-

   13. S- space.

   14. Despa- Despot is Paramount.

   15. I guess.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub18:55

       Well, they might be pay- they got b-

   17. JRJoe Rogan18:56

       Get that cash.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub18:56

       That's Tom Cruise money, son.

   19. JRJoe Rogan18:57

       Yeah. I guess so.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub18:58

       You ever drive by a Scientology building? I drove by last night-

   21. JRJoe Rogan19:01

       Yeah.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub19:01

       ... like, "Oh."

   23. JRJoe Rogan19:02

       I got to test once.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub19:02

       I want in, in there.

   25. JRJoe Rogan19:03

       I got to test. I, I went to one of those things-

   26. BSBrendan Schaub19:05

       Know you did.

   27. JRJoe Rogan19:06

       ... they held the cans. Yeah. I was, uh, filming a TV show for CBS and we were outside in San Diego and, uh, while we had some down time they had this thing set up, like a stress test and you go and you hold onto these cans and they ask you questions. (laughs)

   28. BSBrendan Schaub19:19

       (laughs)

   29. I think, I wanna say Brian did stand-up in there.

   30. JRJoe Rogan19:22

       Did he?
6. 25:30 – 28:54

   Neiman Gracie fight + Askren/UFC hypotheticals: co-promotion barriers and dream matchups

   1. JRJoe Rogan25:30

      No. I don't think anybody beat, like, two minutes and 20 seconds or some shit. (sniffs) Here we go. Neiman Gracie ready to choke a motherfucker.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub25:39

      Last time I saw him fight was on that, uh, uh, Newark, uh, Met Square Garden card. I think it's Renzo's nephew, isn't it?

   3. JRJoe Rogan25:47

      Yeah, correct. Yeah.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub25:48

      He looks hyper-aggressive. He looks like a henzo nephew.

   5. JRJoe Rogan25:52

      (sniffs) Big kid, man. And so the other guy is Javio Torre- Javier Torres, is that his name? Does it say, Jamie?

   6. BSBrendan Schaub26:00

      Yeah.

   7. Yeah, yeah. I think that's right.

   8. Did you see Roy MacDonald asking Ben Askren to sign with Bellator?

   9. JRJoe Rogan26:06

      Yeah. And Ben Askren wants to do it, too. (coughs) Um, uh, Ben Askren still owes fights with ONE FC though, so they would have to do some sort of a co-promotion.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub26:15

       He's under contract with them?

   11. JRJoe Rogan26:17

       Yeah, he owes two fights. He owes two fights with ONE FC.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub26:19

       Hey, ONE FC, I know you're listening. Do us all a solid. Do all the hardcores a solid. Let him out, man, so he can go to UFC.

   13. JRJoe Rogan26:25

       Mm-mm, never gonna let him out. What they would do is they would co-promote. (clears throat) And it's possible, you know-

   14. BSBrendan Schaub26:30

       Not if he wants to fight in the UFC.

   15. JRJoe Rogan26:31

       It's possible.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub26:32

       Oh, hell-

   17. JRJoe Rogan26:33

       It's possible.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub26:33

       ... the UFC co-promote with ONE FC?

   19. JRJoe Rogan26:34

       I mean, you would have to ... It would have to be favorable conditions with the UFC, where, like, they just, you know, it, it-

   20. BSBrendan Schaub26:40

       They can stream it?

   21. JRJoe Rogan26:41

       ... they make some sort of a deal.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub26:42

       With O- ONE FC can stream it or some shit?

   23. JRJoe Rogan26:44

       Yeah. Something. There would have to be something.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub26:46

       God.

   25. JRJoe Rogan26:46

       Or they give them a piece of the revenue, but it would have to be a very small piece.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub26:50

       The odds are already against him to sign with the UFC.

   27. JRJoe Rogan26:52

       Right.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub26:52

       And then you go, "All right, now you gotta make this deal with ONE FC," and Dana's gonna be like, "Kick Ross, man. I tried."

   29. JRJoe Rogan26:56

       Well, what he should do is he should get out of that contract. That's what he should do.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub26:59

       And just smoke two dudes real fast?
7. 28:54 – 36:05

   Leg locks in MMA: ‘Hail Mary heel hooks,’ safety, and how long it takes to defend them

   1. JRJoe Rogan28:54

      Isn't it crazy how leg locks are now making their way much more prominently in the U- in MMA now? You're seeing much more leg lock action.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub29:01

      Unless you're focused on it, I feel like, okay, you're fighting Dillon Danis. Only have six weeks to get ready for that? You're not gonna learn the leg lock game.

   3. JRJoe Rogan29:08

      He's fucked. He's fucked.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub29:09

      He's fucked.

   5. Is that fair to you? There's no way, right?

   6. JRJoe Rogan29:10

      No, he's fucked.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub29:10

      No.

   8. JRJoe Rogan29:11

      He just can't get out of that one.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub29:11

      If you're going against a high-level leg locker, it's gonna take you four years to catch him.

   10. Right? So these, these guys, they're so far behind, they're like, "Fuck Dillon Danis."

   11. Here it is.

   12. "Let's work on leg locks. It's too late."

   13. Here it is. Here it is, son. (clears throat) Oh.

   14. He's doing the right thing.

   15. JRJoe Rogan29:23

       Yeah, but his both legs are tied up, man. He's so stuck. That's such a gross feeling.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub29:29

       You could do it in two years. It doesn't have to be four years.

   17. Average, but ... Two years if you're the ... if, if you're the good coach.

   18. If you're gonna try to battle someone at, like, you know, uh, Renzo Gracie guy leg lock level-

   19. Yeah.

   20. ... (sighs) it's gonna take you at least two years to, to stalemate, at least.

   21. And also, you gotta focus on that, right?

   22. And you've got to be training every goddamn ... Yeah, you gotta focus on-

   23. Most guys, most guys aren't doing that.

   24. Yeah, and that's the thing with MMA is, uh, generally in MMA l- leg locks were thought of as, as a technique you don't really ever need to even focus on, 'cause it just ... In MMA there were ... Too many people have gotten knocked out going for leg locks, so the general consensus is don't really worry about leg locks in MMA, they're too dangerous anyways. But-... they're, um, they're, uh, you can get knocked out. It is dangerous in MMA, but they still work. You just gotta know which leg lock positions are the safest. And-

   25. JRJoe Rogan30:17

       This is pretty sick.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub30:17

       ... you know, if nothing else is working out, if, if you can't take the guy down, he's beating your ass and it's the third round, you lost the first two rounds, it's the last round, you know, going for a heel hook, it might be a great idea. And if you practice them-

   27. JRJoe Rogan30:29

       It's a good option.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub30:29

       ... and if you're good at them-

   29. JRJoe Rogan30:31

       Mm-hmm.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub30:31

       ... you have hope in that last round. You know what I mean?
8. 36:05 – 42:46

   Arm triangle mechanics + studio upgrades: mats, traction, and demonstrating techniques on camera

   1. BSBrendan Schaub36:05

      He's got the clamp.

   2. Oh, you're screwed, man.

   3. JRJoe Rogan36:07

      Yeah, that's a tight one, baby.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub36:08

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan36:09

      You see how he, like, manipulates those legs? That guy's done that to a lot of fucking people.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub36:14

      At this point-

   7. Holy shit.

   8. ... he could've, he could've, he could've defended right here if he would've just brought his legs up and hooked his own left leg.

   9. And turn away, yeah?

   10. He could've just went like this, like this.

   11. And turn away, yeah, yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan36:23

       Yeah, yeah.

   13. BSBrendan Schaub36:23

       Like this.

   14. JRJoe Rogan36:24

       Now when, when guys do that though, you go to the impaler, right?

   15. BSBrendan Schaub36:27

       You have to go to the back. Yeah, it, but you gotta do that before he grabs-

   16. JRJoe Rogan36:30

       But do you, but when a guy grabs his legs, do you still go to the impaler?I've seen you. I've seen you separate-

   17. BSBrendan Schaub36:36

       At that point in-

   18. JRJoe Rogan36:36

       ... guys' legs.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub36:37

       ... I- I- I rarely do an arm triangle not mounted.

   20. EBEddie Bravo36:42

       Hmm.

   21. JRJoe Rogan36:43

       Interesting.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub36:43

       Rarely. I stay in the mount.

   23. JRJoe Rogan36:44

       Why do you stay in the mount and-

   24. BSBrendan Schaub36:45

       So the-

   25. JRJoe Rogan36:46

       ... not go side to side?

   26. BSBrendan Schaub36:46

       ... because the, because the one defense I was just telling you-

   27. JRJoe Rogan36:48

       Oh, right, right.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub36:49

       ... hook, hooking your own leg?

   29. JRJoe Rogan36:49

       You can't do it from the mount.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub36:50

       That stops all arm triangles. There's... You're forced to go-
9. 42:46 – 51:09

   Bellator tournament talk: Bader as a dark horse, plus Jon Jones/DC gap discussion

   1. BSBrendan Schaub42:46

      Dude, am I crazy to think B-Bader's the dark horse to win the heavyweight tournament?

   2. JRJoe Rogan42:50

      Oh, he could win it. B-Bader's still very, very good. And n-not that King Mo's not. King Mo can fucking punch, and he, at one point in time at least, was a world-class wrestler. King Mo was a beast of a wrestler.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub43:01

      Oh, he still is.

   4. JRJoe Rogan43:02

      Phenomenal athlete.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub43:02

      One of the best I've ever seen.

   6. JRJoe Rogan43:03

      But he's, he's had some injuries, man. And he had really, really bad staph.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub43:07

      Yeah.

   8. JRJoe Rogan43:08

      I think the staph got him at least twice. I wanna s- I know he got it once, but I wanna say he got it twice real bad. He had r-real bad staph. Like, come on, man. Bader's probably at the top of his game right now.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub43:19

      Yeah, Bader's in his prime.

   10. JRJoe Rogan43:20

       When he beat Phil, I was like-

   11. BSBrendan Schaub43:22

       Yeah.

   12. JRJoe Rogan43:22

       ... "Holy shit, he beat Phil Davis." And he took him down a bunch of times.

   13. BSBrendan Schaub43:25

       Yeah.

   14. JRJoe Rogan43:26

       Like, look, he's at the top-

   15. BSBrendan Schaub43:27

       They're close fights.

   16. JRJoe Rogan43:28

       ... of his game. He's at the top of his game.

   17. BSBrendan Schaub43:29

       Yeah, you look at the heavyweight division-

   18. JRJoe Rogan43:30

       Yeah.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub43:30

       ... in that tournament, Bader's my dark horse, man.

   20. JRJoe Rogan43:33

       Bader is a, he is a legit world-class fighter that is actually probably at his best right now. I would say that Ryan Bader, right now, is in his prime. Here's the thing, though.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub43:44

       (clears throat)

   22. JRJoe Rogan43:44

       Even in his prime, he's not at the level of Jon. And that was over in the UFC.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub43:49

       Oh, no.

   24. JRJoe Rogan43:50

       In the UFC.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub43:51

       But who is, though? Who is?

   26. JRJoe Rogan43:51

       Well-

   27. BSBrendan Schaub43:52

       Maybe Daniel?

   28. JRJoe Rogan43:53

       ... Daniel.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub43:53

       Gustafsson?

   30. JRJoe Rogan43:53

       Daniel-
10. 51:09 – 1:04:49

    MMA, stand-up comedy, and Hollywood: rising comics, sitcom grind, and ‘jizz in the soup’ executives

    1. BSBrendan Schaub51:09

       Do you, do you ever have fake arguments? You ever have fake arguments in your head?

    2. JRJoe Rogan51:12

       With myself?

    3. BSBrendan Schaub51:13

       Yeah.

    4. JRJoe Rogan51:13

       Oh, I used to do that all the time. I used to pretend someone would say this back to me, I was like, "Well I will. Like fuck you, I'm gonna say this back to you."

    5. BSBrendan Schaub51:18

       (laughs)

    6. JRJoe Rogan51:19

       I would write, and then sometimes it would be with a dude and then I would run into him to talk to him, thinking we're gonna have this big argument-

    7. BSBrendan Schaub51:26

       And he's awesome.

    8. JRJoe Rogan51:26

       ... and he's like, "Hey man, I'm sorry."

    9. BSBrendan Schaub51:27

       I know.

    10. JRJoe Rogan51:27

        "We, we, I fucked up. I was drunk."

    11. BSBrendan Schaub51:28

        I know.

    12. JRJoe Rogan51:28

        "Sorry, dude. Give me a hug."

    13. BSBrendan Schaub51:28

        You had all this shit, you had all this shit prepared. (laughs)

    14. JRJoe Rogan51:30

        And then I abandoned it immediately. I think there's so much of how people interact with each other c- could be just way different with just a little shift in how we talk to each other and how we think about each other.

    15. BSBrendan Schaub51:41

        I did that last night. I was doing a set at the Laugh Factory in, uh, we were talking about off here, Santino and Theo Von, I was going, you know, in between them. I had this whole dialogue in my head 'cause they're like, "Oh, we're gonna stay and watch your set." I go, "That'd be cool." And as soon as I got done, I was like, "Oh, I bet fucking Santino thought that sucked," and this and this.

    16. JRJoe Rogan51:57

        Yeah.

    17. BSBrendan Schaub51:58

        I'm like literally go, and he'd come to the back, he was the nicest guy ever.

    18. JRJoe Rogan52:01

        Santino's a very nice guy. He's fucking funny, man.

    19. BSBrendan Schaub52:03

        He destroyed last night.

    20. JRJoe Rogan52:04

        He's a funny dude.

    21. BSBrendan Schaub52:05

        Creative.

    22. JRJoe Rogan52:05

        There's like young guys that are coming up that I go, "Oh, look at you."

    23. BSBrendan Schaub52:09

        Him, him, him and Theo-

    24. JRJoe Rogan52:10

        "Look at you, fella."

    25. BSBrendan Schaub52:10

        ... last night back, back to back I was like, "You motherfuckers are monsters."

    26. JRJoe Rogan52:13

        Have you seen his bit he does about The Rock? You gotta ask him to do it.

    27. BSBrendan Schaub52:16

        Santino?

    28. JRJoe Rogan52:17

        Yes. 'Cause he doesn't, he's, it's, he has so much material that he stopped doing it, I guess. He'll do it, but if you bring it up, he'll do it.

    29. BSBrendan Schaub52:23

        I would love that.

    30. JRJoe Rogan52:24

        I asked him to do it one night and he did it for us in the, the OR. Dude. He-

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