Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 17, 2019

Joe is joined by Eddie Bravo, Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub to watch the fights on February 17, 2019.

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Feb 18, 20193h 51mWatch on YouTube ↗

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0:00 – 15:00
... you dare. (instrumental music plays)…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  ... you dare. (instrumental music plays)
2. BSBrendan Schaub
  I'll, I'll send you a link.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  For, here we go, shh, shh, shh.
4. BSBrendan Schaub
  Just do it.
5. JRJoe Rogan
  Three, dos, uno. (door closes) Yes! And we're live, ladies and gents. (laughs)
6. BSBrendan Schaub
  (laughs)
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Brendon Schaub with the official Comedy Store jersey on. That's a real Comedy Store hoodie. That's the real shit.
8. BSBrendan Schaub
  It's the real deal, man.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  You look like a doorman.
10. BSBrendan Schaub
  I look like a doorman.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, I wear those shits all the time.
12. BSBrendan Schaub
  I love them.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, me too.
14. BSBrendan Schaub
  I know, I finally got one.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  << It's your motherfucking bravo. >>
16. BCBryan Callen
  Dude, you'd be head of security if you were working the door. You know what I mean?
17. JRJoe Rogan
  Too handsome?
18. BCBryan Callen
  Like, right away.
19. BSBrendan Schaub
  Dude, I'd-
20. BCBryan Callen
  Right away.
21. BSBrendan Schaub
  ... I would do, uh, I'd work the, I'd be a doorman at the Comedy Store. Especially if they gave me spots in the OR, I'd 100% do that.
22. BCBryan Callen
  Shit.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah, you'd get those 1:00 AM spots. You don't want them spots. Those spots are confidence crushers.
24. BCBryan Callen
  Ugh.
25. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah.
26. BCBryan Callen
  They make you wanna quit. (laughs)
27. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs)
28. BSBrendan Schaub
  (laughs)
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Those spots-
30. BCBryan Callen
  Like, "Why am I doing this?" (laughs)
15:00 – 30:00
Andre Fili's in a…
1. BSBrendan Schaub
  caught.
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Andre Fili's in a bit of trouble here. Oh, shit.
3. BSBrendan Schaub
  I always root for Myles Jury.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  Do you?
5. BSBrendan Schaub
  I always do. There's certain guys I just always root for.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  Do you know him?
7. BSBrendan Schaub
  Not that well. We did one show together, that's it.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  Ooh, he's getting him mount. Mountain top. Look at that. Damn. Fili's in a bit of trouble here. Interesting, he's pushing him to the cage.
9. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah, that is interesting.
10. That's not a good move, 'cause he could, he could, uh-
11. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
12. BSBrendan Schaub
  ... push off, off the cage with his feet and cause a scramble.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  Fili with a nice little hip escape there. Get to guard. Um, what were we just saying just before that, that happened?
14. BSBrendan Schaub
  Sterling fight.
15. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, Al... Oh, Moraes. Yeah.
16. BSBrendan Schaub
  Oh, Moraes the motherfucker.
17. JRJoe Rogan
  He's, he's so good. He KO'd Sterling. I mean-
18. BSBrendan Schaub
  Bad.
19. JRJoe Rogan
  Bad.
20. BSBrendan Schaub
  Just had a home run knockoff.
21. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah. KO'd Jimmy Rivera.
22. BSBrendan Schaub
  In 10 seconds.
23. JRJoe Rogan
  Yep, yep. And both with the left high kick, I believe.
24. BSBrendan Schaub
  Boom.
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, shit. That spinning back fist.
26. BSBrendan Schaub
  We're throwing spinning shit now, huh, Myles?
27. (laughs)
28. JRJoe Rogan
  (laughs) Nick Diaz, you hear what he said, man? He said, "I don't wanna hurt nobody, I wanna party."
29. BSBrendan Schaub
  (laughs)
30. JRJoe Rogan
  Says he's done.
30:00 – 45:00
Yeah. …
1. BSBrendan Schaub
2. JRJoe Rogan
  Yeah.
3. BSBrendan Schaub
  Tony's a, Tony has a great wrestling background. He's a motherfucker. Cardio for days and he's crazy.
4. JRJoe Rogan
  I like that fight a lot. I really like that fight a lot.
5. BSBrendan Schaub
  Max Holloway/Tony's a motherfucking fight. I love that fight.
6. JRJoe Rogan
  ... Marvel Studios, what are they-
7. BCBryan Callen
  If they were to do it.
8. JRJoe Rogan
  ... are these new superheroes? Are they, are they running out of superheroes yet?
9. BCBryan Callen
  I'll get this shit out of my face.
10. JRJoe Rogan
  Who are these people? (laughs)
11. BCBryan Callen
  Get this bitch out of my face.
12. JRJoe Rogan
  Who is this girl?
13. BCBryan Callen
  I don't know.
14. JRJoe Rogan
  Who is this, and Samuel L. Jackson is a different superhero now? Who are they-
15. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah. This was at the end of the Avengers movie. The hero walks all the way.
16. BCBryan Callen
  Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, say no to something.
17. BSBrendan Schaub
  Captain Marvel.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  Well, who is ... Wait a minute, Captain Marvel's a girl?
19. BCBryan Callen
  Yeah. And she, and she brings all of them back to life.
20. JRJoe Rogan
  Hey.
21. BCBryan Callen
  In the comics.
22. JRJoe Rogan
  That's fucking right, Kalen.
23. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Yeah.
24. JRJoe Rogan
  Wait a minute, who was Captain Marvel when we were kids?
25. BSBrendan Schaub
  I think it was-
26. BCBryan Callen
  Uh, a dude.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  Wait a minute.
28. BSBrendan Schaub
  I don't know.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Right.
30. BSBrendan Schaub
  I'll, I'll look. I don't know.
45:00 – 56:59
You could pick locks…
1. JRJoe Rogan
  You could pick locks with your wrists.
2. BSBrendan Schaub
  He does have a better body, though.
3. JRJoe Rogan
  You do have a better body than those guys.
4. BSBrendan Schaub
  Is there a camera over there?
5. Well, no, not better than, not better than Luke.
6. I haven't turned my... Well, Jamie just set it up. Fuck, man. I'm gonna get on TRT and then forget.
7. JRJoe Rogan
  Luque. Vicente Luque is his name. Gentlemen, please.
8. BSBrendan Schaub
  His body's better than yours, Brian.
9. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, yeah.
10. BSBrendan Schaub
  Luque's better than yours. Barberena, give you a replay, Brian.
11. JRJoe Rogan
  These guys are playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots here, man.
12. BSBrendan Schaub
  I'm an actor.
13. JRJoe Rogan
  They're just standing right in front of each other. Wouldn't you think that Luque would want to take this fight to the ground?
14. BSBrendan Schaub
  I don't know.
15. He's just tired.
16. JRJoe Rogan
  I mean, he almost fucking choked him out.
17. BSBrendan Schaub
  Yeah, he did.
18. JRJoe Rogan
  I get that he's tired. I mean, I, I really do get that, but, I mean, I want to see attempts. Like-
19. BSBrendan Schaub
  How's that whiskey, Eddie?
20. It sucks. (laughing)
21. JRJoe Rogan
  It's, it's filled with conspiracy theories. (laughing)
22. BSBrendan Schaub
  You know where it comes from?
23. JRJoe Rogan
  I'm thirsty.
24. BSBrendan Schaub
  It comes from, uh, abortion fetuses. (fists thudding)
25. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, how dare you.
26. BSBrendan Schaub
  Oh, wow. That... Wow.
27. JRJoe Rogan
  I don't like this.
28. BSBrendan Schaub
  You brought it to your fucking home.
29. JRJoe Rogan
  Oh, Luque with a big left hook. Oh, Jesus.
30. BSBrendan Schaub
  Dude, just-

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... you dare. (instrumental music plays)…

Andre Fili's in a…

Yeah. …

You could pick locks…

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