Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 17, 2019

Joe Rogan 0:00 ... you dare. (instrumental music plays)

Brendan Schaub 0:01 I'll, I'll send you a link.

Joe Rogan 0:02 For, here we go, shh, shh, shh.

Brendan Schaub 0:04 Just do it.

Joe Rogan 0:04 Three, dos, uno. (door closes) Yes! And we're live, ladies and gents. (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 0:11 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:11 Brendon Schaub with the official Comedy Store jersey on. That's a real Comedy Store hoodie. That's the real shit.

Brendan Schaub 0:17 It's the real deal, man.

Joe Rogan 0:18 You look like a doorman.

Brendan Schaub 0:18 I look like a doorman.

Joe Rogan 0:19 Yeah, I wear those shits all the time.

Brendan Schaub 0:21 I love them.

Joe Rogan 0:21 Yeah, me too.

Brendan Schaub 0:22 I know, I finally got one.

Joe Rogan 0:23 << It's your motherfucking bravo. >>

Bryan Callen 0:24 Dude, you'd be head of security if you were working the door. You know what I mean?

Joe Rogan 0:26 Too handsome?

Bryan Callen 0:27 Like, right away.

Brendan Schaub 0:27 Dude, I'd-

Bryan Callen 0:27 Right away.

Brendan Schaub 0:28 ... I would do, uh, I'd work the, I'd be a doorman at the Comedy Store. Especially if they gave me spots in the OR, I'd 100% do that.

Bryan Callen 0:33 Shit.

Joe Rogan 0:34 Yeah, you'd get those 1:00 AM spots. You don't want them spots. Those spots are confidence crushers.

Bryan Callen 0:38 Ugh.

Brendan Schaub 0:39 Yeah.

Bryan Callen 0:39 They make you wanna quit. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:41 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 0:41 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:41 Those spots-

Bryan Callen 0:42 Like, "Why am I doing this?" (laughs)

Joe Rogan 0:42 Those spots are good if you're Dave Chappelle.

Brendan Schaub 0:45 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:45 They're good if you've been doing standup forever.

Bryan Callen 0:47 Fuck yeah, they're good if you're Dave Chappelle.

Joe Rogan 0:48 And then he-

Bryan Callen 0:49 He can walk into anything.

Joe Rogan 0:50 Well, the thing about that is, like, it's also good for you to be in front of a tired, small crowd. Like, a tired, small crowd is good.

Brendan Schaub 0:57 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:58 To test out shit.

Brendan Schaub 0:59 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 0:59 You know, those are, those are good.

Bryan Callen 1:01 Scary.

Joe Rogan 1:01 I did a, I did a spot, uh, an unannounced spot the other night at the Comedy Store in the OR, and it was, like, half packed.

Brendan Schaub 1:07 At what time?

Joe Rogan 1:08 No, it was-

Bryan Callen 1:08 But dude, everybody loves you.

Joe Rogan 1:09 ... it was fairly late. It was fairly late. But it was, uh, people were beaten down. It's a different animal.

Bryan Callen 1:14 Their energy is gone.

Joe Rogan 1:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's different.

Bryan Callen 1:16 It's late.

Joe Rogan 1:16 It's interesting.

Bryan Callen 1:16 They're coming after dinner, drinks.

Joe Rogan 1:18 Half, half full, different... You know, you can get fucking real used to it. Like, Louis C.K. used to say that, like, he likes to just show up. And even though he was really famous and everything like that when he was doing this, still is, right? But e- when he would show up, what he liked is that they weren't h- there to see him.

Bryan Callen 1:33 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 1:33 So then he would get a more honest response to his material. You know what I'm saying?

Bryan Callen 1:38 I like that fake shit. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 1:41 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 1:42 (laughs)

Bryan Callen 1:43 Like that, like when you go on, um...

Brendan Schaub 1:45 (gasps) (laughs)

Bryan Callen 1:46 Like the, the guys that go on, uh, the actors that go on, like Jimmy Fallon or, or Jimmy Kimmel or whatever.

Brendan Schaub 1:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bryan Callen 1:51 Like, anything they say-

Brendan Schaub 1:53 Yeah.

Bryan Callen 1:53 ... anything they say, the crowd is just...

Joe Rogan 1:55 Ha ha ha ha ha.

Bryan Callen 1:56 They, they got them-

Brendan Schaub 1:56 Oh, God.

Bryan Callen 1:56 They got that applause sign ready to go.

Joe Rogan 1:58 You know what's really hilarious when you watch those guys try to do standup? When they get it in their head that they can't, they, you know, like, "Come on, I can't fail. I'm, everybody loves me."

Brendan Schaub 2:05 Yeah, "I was crushing. I was murdering." (laughs)

Bryan Callen 2:07 Yeah, and then they, they see them go up at the store.

Brendan Schaub 2:08 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 2:08 But I'll tell you what, man, Michael Rapport is getting pretty fucking sporty. I saw him do a couple of minutes the other day, and he seemed like a real comic. And I know he's only been doing it for, like, a little bit.

Brendan Schaub 2:21 He did it before, and then he got into acting. Like, sort of-

Joe Rogan 2:25 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 2:25 I, I, I think he tried it before, but yeah, he's-

Joe Rogan 2:26 He's getting-

Brendan Schaub 2:27 Rapport's talented.

Joe Rogan 2:27 He's getting good.

Brendan Schaub 2:28 Yeah, yeah.

Bryan Callen 2:29 He's good to gather, sure.

Joe Rogan 2:29 But he's, I saw him once, and it was, he was struggling a little bit, but it could've just been the crowd. But then I saw him recently, I'm like, "Damn."

Bryan Callen 2:36 He's a tall motherfucker too. I never realized that.

Joe Rogan 2:38 Mm-hmm.

Bryan Callen 2:39 He's tall as fuck.

Joe Rogan 2:40 He is tall.

Brendan Schaub 2:40 Pretty tall.

Bryan Callen 2:41 Taller than you?

Joe Rogan 2:42 Compared to you? No.

Brendan Schaub 2:42 He, no...

Joe Rogan 2:43 He's, like, he's a little shorter than Schaub.

Brendan Schaub 2:44 6'2"?

Joe Rogan 2:45 Ooh, Andre Fili. Eh, Andre Fili and Miles Jory, that's a good fucking fight.

Brendan Schaub 2:48 Great fight.

Joe Rogan 2:48 So, here we are, folks. This is A Fight Companion. This is, uh, ESPN's first real card. Not on ESPN+, this is on ESPN ESPN, which is huge for the sport. And Cain "motherfucking" Velasquez, my vote for the best heavyweight in the UFC ever. I think-

Brendan Schaub 3:06 That's fair.

Joe Rogan 3:07 ... the most accomplished is Stipe, for sure. S- I mean, s- it's hard. Fabricio Werdum, what a fucking record that guy has.

Brendan Schaub 3:14 There's a good argument for Werdum in there.

Joe Rogan 3:15 He tapped Minota- uh, he's got a, there's a good argument for Minota- uh, for, uh, Ver- Werdum being one of the greatest of all time. 'Cause, uh, or the greatest. Because he tapped Minotauro, tapped Cain, tapped, uh, tapped Fedor. I mean, who the fuck has tapped all those guys?

Bryan Callen 3:29 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 3:29 I mean, he's, he's a motherfucker.

Bryan Callen 3:31 Yep.

Joe Rogan 3:32 But as far as w- what I've seen from, like, when he's in his prime, well, you know, out- outside of all of his injuries, Cain at one point in time was just a storm. And, you know, I talked to... uh, it was really funny, man. We were backstage and I was talking to, uh, Bob Cook. And he's, and, uh, and I was like, "People wanna try to ride that storm out." And they were laughing. Bob Cook goes, "That storm never ends. Storm never ends." It doesn't.

Brendan Schaub 3:54 Was it with his tenacity?

Joe Rogan 3:55 His cardio was insanity. It didn't even make sense.

Brendan Schaub 3:57 Remember when he beat, uh, JDS when it was J-D-S-

Joe Rogan 4:00 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 4:01 ... and then beat The Brakes off of him?

Joe Rogan 4:03 Second fight and the third fight. Yeah.

Bryan Callen 4:03 Is that the-

Brendan Schaub 4:03 He wouldn't have been the same.

Bryan Callen 4:04 He, uh, he, uh, he was on the first Fox card too.

Joe Rogan 4:07 Yes.

Bryan Callen 4:07 Right?

Joe Rogan 4:07 Yes.

Brendan Schaub 4:07 And he lasted 26 seconds-

Joe Rogan 4:09 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 4:09 ... and he got, he got knocked out behind the air.

Joe Rogan 4:10 Yeah, yeah, JDS, but he wouldn't, he should-

Brendan Schaub 4:11 That wasn't good for business.

Joe Rogan 4:12 ... who should not have been fighting. You know that.

Brendan Schaub 4:14 JDS shouldn't have?

Joe Rogan 4:15 No. The, y- Cain had a really fucked up knee in that fight.

Brendan Schaub 4:18 Ah.

Joe Rogan 4:18 Okay. First round, Miles Jory, Andre Fili, and then of course, Cain's fighting the scariest motherfucker in the history of the sport.

Brendan Schaub 4:26 Unless you can wrestle.

Joe Rogan 4:27 In my, in my opinion... Unless you can wrestle.

Brendan Schaub 4:28 Or unless you're a cardio machine.

Joe Rogan 4:29 Well, y- after Stipe, you know, Stipe kind of exposed some holes in his game. But, you know, the guy's only been fighting for a few years.

Brendan Schaub 4:36 Stipe did expose some... but, uh-

Joe Rogan 4:37 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 4:37 ... to Francis' credit, that, I mean... he fucking ate-

Joe Rogan 4:40 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 4:40 ... some big shots that it Stipe.

Joe Rogan 4:41 Yep, yep.

Brendan Schaub 4:41 And he took it.

Joe Rogan 4:42 Yep.

Brendan Schaub 4:42 And lasted all five rounds, so...

Joe Rogan 4:43 And he came back and had a terrible fight with Derrick Lewis, but Derrick Lewis is a beast. And he was-

Brendan Schaub 4:48 That was a bad fight.

Joe Rogan 4:49 ... he was very nervous. It was a bad fight. But then came back and stopped Curtis Blaydes.

Brendan Schaub 4:52 Uh, yeah, clipped him.

Joe Rogan 4:53 And Curtis, and Curtis Blaydes.

Brendan Schaub 4:54 Curtis is a motherfucker.

Joe Rogan 4:55 He is a motherfucker.

Brendan Schaub 4:55 Worst fight, Derrick Lewis-Francis, which we thought there was gonna be fireworks, or Paul Daley-MVP last night. (snaps fingers)

Joe Rogan 5:02 Um, no.

Bryan Callen 5:03 Fuck you, man.

Brendan Schaub 5:04 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 5:04 I didn't see that.

Bryan Callen 5:04 Fuck you, bro.

Brendan Schaub 5:05 How did he go?

Bryan Callen 5:06 Paul, Paul Daley went, "You know what? I'm a wrestler now."

Joe Rogan 5:09 Dude, it was crazy.

Bryan Callen 5:09 It broke my heart.

Joe Rogan 5:10 It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous.

Bryan Callen 5:11 It was horrible?

Joe Rogan 5:11 It wasn't good, but it was better than Francis versus Derrick Lewis.

Bryan Callen 5:14 You think?

Joe Rogan 5:14 Yes.

Bryan Callen 5:15 I don't know.

Brendan Schaub 5:15 Yes. It was. There was moments of action.

Joe Rogan 5:17 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 5:17 There was, there was moments...

Bryan Callen 5:18 Paul Daley was able to take down-

Joe Rogan 5:20 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bryan Callen 5:20 ... MVP?

Joe Rogan 5:21 Which is not good for MVP.

Brendan Schaub 5:22 And MVP took him down.

Joe Rogan 5:23 Yeah. It's, but it's not good for...

Brendan Schaub 5:24 It was a shit show.

Joe Rogan 5:25 It's not good for MVP. Im- imagine what Tyron Woodley would do to MVP. Imagine.

Brendan Schaub 5:30 Well, he doesn't have to worry... Well, he...

Joe Rogan 5:31 He doesn't have to worry about it 'cause he's a moratorium.

Brendan Schaub 5:32 But not Roy McDonald, though.

Joe Rogan 5:33 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 5:33 Here's where we got another one.

Joe Rogan 5:35 Right, but a real wrestler-

Brendan Schaub 5:35 John Fitch.

Joe Rogan 5:36 John Fitch. But with John Fitch, though, he's gotta be able to grab a hold of him. The thing about Paul Daley is he fucking threatens the shit outta you with that power. He's got the scariest left hand in the sport.

Brendan Schaub 5:45 Best left hand in the sport, yeah.

Joe Rogan 5:47 100%.

Brendan Schaub 5:48 Have you ever met one of those?

Joe Rogan 5:48 He scares the shit outta you with that power. You gotta mind your Ps and Qs. But what I like about Page is that I've always said that one day we're gonna see a guy who's a point fighter who learns how to do other shit. 'Cause those guys are impossible to hit 'cause their whole thing is lunging in and lunging out, lunging in and lunging out.

Brendan Schaub 6:03 W- Wonderboy a little bit, right?

Joe Rogan 6:05 Wonderboy a little bit, but he's more of a kickboxer-

Brendan Schaub 6:07 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 6:07 ... than a point fighter.

Brendan Schaub 6:08 Not so much a point fighter.

Joe Rogan 6:08 And phenomenal kickboxer. I mean...

Brendan Schaub 6:10 Phenomenal.

Joe Rogan 6:10 But, but-... po- what you, what you see from MVP is, like, one of the best point fighters that's ever even attempted to fight in MMA.

Brendan Schaub 6:17 He doesn't get touched.

Joe Rogan 6:18 He's so good.

Brendan Schaub 6:19 He doesn't get touched.

Eddie Bravo 6:20 He actually won championships for point running?

Joe Rogan 6:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Brendan Schaub 6:21 Monster.

Eddie Bravo 6:22 With, really?

Joe Rogan 6:22 Against Raymond Daniels. You should see the two of them fight. Like, Raymond Daniels was another one who was a legit world-class point fighter.

Brendan Schaub 6:29 And MVP's undefeated in professional boxing too.

Joe Rogan 6:31 Yeah. Yes, un- but-

Brendan Schaub 6:32 That fight wasn't-

Joe Rogan 6:32 ... who was he fighting?

Brendan Schaub 6:33 He, oh, nobodies. But still.

Joe Rogan 6:34 The re- the first real fight-

Brendan Schaub 6:36 That fight was some bullshit.

Joe Rogan 6:37 ... he had was last night against Daley. And i- i- there were some holes. There were some holes that were exposed. It was way too easy for Daley to take him down.

Brendan Schaub 6:42 But he's only 13 and 0.

Joe Rogan 6:44 That's true, but he still-

Brendan Schaub 6:44 He's only 13 fights.

Joe Rogan 6:46 It was way too easy for Daley to take him down. Not that ... I mean, Daley doesn't have-

Brendan Schaub 6:49 His next fight's gonna be tough.

Joe Rogan 6:50 Well, what's cra- Yeah, really tough. But what's crazy is that Daley was talking so much shit on Jon Fitch after Jon Fitch took him down.

Brendan Schaub 6:56 Dude, Daley's the ... All he did is talk shit about guys wrestling-

Joe Rogan 6:59 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 6:59 ... (laughs) and then he took him down. I was like ... I literally ... I was like, "What is happening right now?"

Joe Rogan 7:02 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 7:02 I was s- ... I don't get frustrated at guys. I was like, "What is happening right now?"

Eddie Bravo 7:05 Damn. Hey, what, what, what, what's happening right here? Myles Jury's already busted up. We're not even paying attention.

Brendan Schaub 7:09 God, I'm ... Well, you gotta talk about fucking Paul Daley. It was unbelievable. And d- I didn't realize how big MVP was. I didn't know he was 6'3".

Joe Rogan 7:16 He is so tall for this- for that division. And also, like, uses it.

Brendan Schaub 7:21 Every benefit.

Joe Rogan 7:23 His fucking reach. His reach is insane. He does sneaky shit too. He did this, like, this sneaky right hand that he hit him with. He tried to hit him with a hook kick at one point in time.

Brendan Schaub 7:31 He landed that front kick.

Joe Rogan 7:32 Yeah. He's a beast, man.

Brendan Schaub 7:35 Dude-

Joe Rogan 7:35 If he gets his wrestling take down defense on point, I mean, he's a phenomenal athlete. But the thing he has-

Brendan Schaub 7:41 It's a big if though, isn't it?

Joe Rogan 7:42 It is a big if. But the thing that he ... When he goes to London Shootfighters, great goddamn gym, the thing that he's missing, you know, I mean, e- is, is just the wrestling take down defense.

Brendan Schaub 7:52 Just the take down defense. Like, if you could take a page-

Joe Rogan 7:54 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 7:54 ... out of Stylebender's book.

Joe Rogan 7:55 Yeah, right.

Brendan Schaub 7:55 Like, you look at Stylebender-

Eddie Bravo 7:56 Right.

Brendan Schaub 7:57 ... I'm not too worried about him fighting a grappler.

Joe Rogan 7:58 Right, right, right.

Brendan Schaub 7:59 At all.

Joe Rogan 7:59 He's hard to take down.

Brendan Schaub 8:01 Very tough take down and y- y- you're coming in, you're gonna pay.

Eddie Bravo 8:03 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 8:03 Yeah. He's so goddamn technical. He might be the most technical striker in the sport.

Brendan Schaub 8:08 Yeah, him and Wonderboy.

Joe Rogan 8:09 I watched him in Glory the other day. I was, uh, working out watching some old Glory fights with Stylebender when he fought, uh, Jason Wilnis.

Brendan Schaub 8:16 His movements.

Joe Rogan 8:17 He's phenomenal.

Brendan Schaub 8:18 Stupid but-

Joe Rogan 8:18 He's world class. I mean, Wilnis is a world champion.

Brendan Schaub 8:22 Dude, how about Roy-

Joe Rogan 8:22 This is a fucking fight.

Brendan Schaub 8:23 ... Nelson and Cro Cop fought last night?

Joe Rogan 8:24 Dude, Cro Cop looked good.

Brendan Schaub 8:25 God, what's he on?

Joe Rogan 8:27 What happened to that fight?

Eddie Bravo 8:27 I don't know. I don't know.

Brendan Schaub 8:28 What is he on?

Joe Rogan 8:29 Cro Cop won a decision, right?

Brendan Schaub 8:31 Yeah, he won a decision.

Eddie Bravo 8:31 Did he try ... Did he take Roy Jones down, or, or, uh-

Joe Rogan 8:34 No.

Eddie Bravo 8:34 ... Roy, uh, Nelson? How dare you. How dare you?

Brendan Schaub 8:35 Roy Jones. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 8:35 Roy Jones.

Eddie Bravo 8:36 They look the same. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 8:37 That'd be a sick fight. They look the same.

Brendan Schaub 8:38 (laughs)

Eddie Bravo 8:39 Totally. One's a Croatian, one's a black guy. (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 8:42 Yeah.

Eddie Bravo 8:42 (laughs) Are you talking about Roy Nelson and Roy Jones? One's ... One of the greatest boxers of all time. One's a ... Yeah. Uh, they both ... You know, they both look like exactly how they looked. They- Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 8:50 It was like-

Eddie Bravo 8:51 I bet Roy Nelson hits harder than Roy Jones right now.

Brendan Schaub 8:54 How dar- Well ...

Joe Rogan 8:55 Oh.

Eddie Bravo 8:55 Come on. Think about those big right hands.

Joe Rogan 8:57 Oh! Myles Jury just tagged Andre Fili. He just tagged him with a left hand.

Eddie Bravo 9:02 I like both of these guys.

Joe Rogan 9:02 Uh, yeah. I think if you had them on that power meter, I think, uh, I think Roy probably hits harder. But he's a heavyweight.

Brendan Schaub 9:08 But he also weighs 150 pounds more.

Joe Rogan 9:11 (laughs) Yeah, close. He's probably ... Roy, Roy Jones Jr's probably about 200 pounds these days.

Brendan Schaub 9:15 But when Roy was fighting shape, God, he was fun.

Joe Rogan 9:18 Well, when he was at his heaviest, he was about 200, right? When he fought John Ruiz-

Brendan Schaub 9:23 Crazy.

Joe Rogan 9:23 ... won the heavyweight title.

Brendan Schaub 9:24 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 9:26 That was a phenomenal fight. When you watch that, I mean, that was just artistry, speed and precision versus a, you know, a world champion in John Ruiz, who's a real good fighter.

Brendan Schaub 9:36 A little pumped, yeah. Hell no.

Joe Rogan 9:37 Like, real good fighter. I mean, he's a real good heavyweight fighter.

Brendan Schaub 9:39 God.

Joe Rogan 9:39 But Roy Jones was, at that time, you know, the, the big fucker ... the big fuck-up, rather, was going from that fight, dropping down to fight Tarver at 175-

Brendan Schaub 9:48 Going back down.

Joe Rogan 9:49 ... losing 25 pounds and looking like shit.

Brendan Schaub 9:52 Looking like dude ... And Tarver's a monster.

Joe Rogan 9:54 He's a monster.

Brendan Schaub 9:55 Yeah.

Eddie Bravo 9:55 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 9:55 There's that too.

Joe Rogan 9:55 And also, Tarver and him had gone to-

Brendan Schaub 9:57 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 9:57 ... a dr- a decision in one fight earlier and Tarver thought he won. And, you know, Roy, he, like, he ... Roy apparently had something to say about, you know, why he didn't perform at his best. So when they were faced off tonight and the referee goes, "Any questions?" He goes, "Got any excuses tonight, Roy?"

Brendan Schaub 10:13 (snores)

Joe Rogan 10:13 And then he went and knocked him out.

Brendan Schaub 10:15 Goddamn.

Eddie Bravo 10:16 Savage.

Joe Rogan 10:17 But with Tarver, so ... He was so confident, man.

Brendan Schaub 10:18 He was so good.

Joe Rogan 10:19 So confident.

Eddie Bravo 10:19 People forget about these guys.

Joe Rogan 10:20 Forget about Tarver.

Brendan Schaub 10:21 Dude, he's still doing it, man.

Joe Rogan 10:22 He's still doing things in heavyweight.

Eddie Bravo 10:23 This is six people. Six people know what you're talking about right now.

Joe Rogan 10:26 No!

Brendan Schaub 10:26 No!

Eddie Bravo 10:26 Come on.

Joe Rogan 10:26 No!

Brendan Schaub 10:27 No.

Joe Rogan 10:27 You don't understand boxing.

Brendan Schaub 10:28 Now, now it comes to them.

Eddie Bravo 10:28 Tarver, dude-

Joe Rogan 10:29 How dare you?

Eddie Bravo 10:29 Antonio Tarver?

Brendan Schaub 10:30 Antonio Tarver?

Joe Rogan 10:31 The Magic Man? You don't know?

Eddie Bravo 10:33 Fight Companion fans don't know.

Joe Rogan 10:35 Get the fuck outta here.

Brendan Schaub 10:36 Come on, man.

Eddie Bravo 10:37 Antonio Tarver?

Joe Rogan 10:37 Boxing fans know? Look at this.

Brendan Schaub 10:38 Roy Jones?

Joe Rogan 10:39 Look at this. Look at this.

Eddie Bravo 10:40 Andre Fili with a sharp jab.

Brendan Schaub 10:42 Boxing better than ever right now, though, 'cause you're-

Eddie Bravo 10:44 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 10:44 You got, you got Fury-

Eddie Bravo 10:45 Mm-hmm.

Brendan Schaub 10:45 ... and you got Wilder rematch ha- coming up-

Eddie Bravo 10:48 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 10:49 ... in May. That's happening in Brooklyn. Spoiler alert.

Joe Rogan 10:51 Are you working on that?

Brendan Schaub 10:51 Happening in Brooklyn.

Joe Rogan 10:52 Are you working on that?

Brendan Schaub 10:53 Probably working that. And my special comes out same week.

Joe Rogan 10:55 Oh, shit!

Brendan Schaub 10:56 What's happening?

Joe Rogan 10:56 Brandon Schubb!

Brendan Schaub 10:58 I know.

Joe Rogan 10:58 Um, how did, uh, doing 12 new minutes go?

Brendan Schaub 11:01 It went good last night. It went good.

Joe Rogan 11:02 Nice. Scary, right? Them new minutes are terrifying.

Brendan Schaub 11:04 Super scary. Super scary. And also, like, w- to ... When you were talking beginning of the show, n- n- there wasn't my crowd. They didn't market me-

Joe Rogan 11:11 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 11:11 ... beyond a- a- ... None, none of those people were my people.

Joe Rogan 11:13 Mm-hmm.

Brendan Schaub 11:13 It went good, man. I was stoked.

Joe Rogan 11:15 That's nice.

Brendan Schaub 11:15 It was weird for me to drive back.

Joe Rogan 11:17 It's ... This is a fucking good fight. We're missing a good fight.

Brendan Schaub 11:19 I know, man. I never ... I always have to watch fights when I get back home. I record 'em.

Joe Rogan 11:23 Ugh, I know. We talk so much shit.

Brendan Schaub 11:25 I know.

Joe Rogan 11:26 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 11:26 There's just ... We don't see each other, so we gotta catch up and shit.

Joe Rogan 11:28 Is Myles Jury still with Alliance? Does anybody know?

Brendan Schaub 11:31 No, he has his own gym, I think, in San Diego.

Joe Rogan 11:33 Oh, really? In San Diego? Oh, he branched off?

Brendan Schaub 11:35 I think so.

Joe Rogan 11:37 He was, uh, Dominic Cruz's stablemate, right? They-

Brendan Schaub 11:41 Yep.

Joe Rogan 11:41 ... trained together all the time.

Brendan Schaub 11:41 Yep.

Joe Rogan 11:41 Oh, Fili with a nice right hand.

Brendan Schaub 11:44 Dude, where did ... I thought, uh, uh, uh, uh, Francis was gonna go to a new camp. And I saw he's just training full time in France. I'm like ...Not the best-

Joe Rogan 11:52 Hmm.

Brendan Schaub 11:52 ... wrestling in France, but we'll figure it out.

Joe Rogan 11:55 Hmm. There's-

Brendan Schaub 11:55 Maybe just hitting, like, the heavy w- weigh.

Joe Rogan 11:57 I mean, where would he go? Like, you'd want him to go to two places in my opinion. I'd want him to go to either ATT or AKA. Right? ATT, they got a lot of... Uh, th- they got enough heavyweights, and they have a phenomenal coaching staff, right? But you want, you want someone big to work with. And AKA, they're not really gonna probably take him.

Brendan Schaub 12:14 Or go to Elevation Fight Team, where you got-

Joe Rogan 12:17 Hmm.

Brendan Schaub 12:17 ... you got Curtis Blaydes-

Joe Rogan 12:18 Right.

Brendan Schaub 12:18 ... and Overeem, who he's fought, both of them.

Joe Rogan 12:19 Right, right, right.

Brendan Schaub 12:20 And you got great coaching at-

Joe Rogan 12:21 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 12:21 ... the altitude there.

Joe Rogan 12:22 Yep, that's true.

Brendan Schaub 12:22 You got great strike in Christian Alan.

Joe Rogan 12:24 You know, the thing about that altitude training is... It's really interesting. I was talking to TJ Dillashaw, and, you know, he used to think that altitude training was where it's at, until he started working with Kalavita, and he thinks that you, you get more work in-

Brendan Schaub 12:36 I agree with him.

Joe Rogan 12:37 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 12:38 Same.

Joe Rogan 12:38 More working at sea level.

Brendan Schaub 12:39 Yeah, 'cause I... My whole career was in Denver.

Joe Rogan 12:41 Oh, Fili with the right hand there.

Brendan Schaub 12:41 And then when you come to sea level, you're like, "Fu-... I can do work, man."

Joe Rogan 12:45 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 12:45 "I can put work."

Joe Rogan 12:46 Yeah, so, like, the, what they're saying is, like, the amount of reps, the amount of work you do, like...

Brendan Schaub 12:50 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 12:50 What he's doing with Kalavita is fucking phenomenal. The podcast I did with him was one of the most informative podcasts I've ever done with a fighter, in terms of, like, how technical his training routine is, his diet is, how everything is broken down to a science as far as, like, what to do when and when to do what.

Brendan Schaub 13:07 He's at another level than anyone else-

Joe Rogan 13:09 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 13:09 ... in UFC.

Joe Rogan 13:09 Really is.

Brendan Schaub 13:10 Unless un- unless he knows... Unless someone's on it and they're not talking about it, but when TJ talks about it, yeah, there's no one more in tune with their body than TJ. That fucking Aaron Pico needs to get on that same level, 'cause he trains with him.

Joe Rogan 13:20 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 13:21 But I asked, I asked TJ, I'm like, "Why isn't... Why doesn't he just follow you around?" He's like, "Dude, he has all these people kind of pulling him every which way." I'm like, "Dude, he should just do what you do."

Joe Rogan 13:29 Well, he looked phenomenal, but he got wild. That video... Do you ever see the video of us watching him lose?

Brendan Schaub 13:34 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 13:34 It was crazy. We jumped up, we were all falling-

Brendan Schaub 13:36 I feel I'm with you.

Joe Rogan 13:37 ... on the ground and shit.

Brendan Schaub 13:37 I feel I'm with you.

Joe Rogan 13:38 W-

Brendan Schaub 13:38 That could have been one of the most viral videos on Instagram, like, in th- in that week.

Joe Rogan 13:43 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 13:43 Probably number one.

Joe Rogan 13:43 Probably. Yeah, it was crazy.

Brendan Schaub 13:45 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 13:45 That knockout was insane.

Brendan Schaub 13:47 Yeah, that was the craziest reaction.

Joe Rogan 13:48 Yeah, that knockout was insane.

Brendan Schaub 13:50 I think Cal is giving the general overview. That was a punch.

Joe Rogan 13:53 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 13:53 That was a punch.

13:55 No-

13:55 He hit him with his-

13:56 That's-

13:56 ... knuckle.

13:56 ... fighting. That's-

Joe Rogan 13:58 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 13:58 ... fighting.

13:58 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 13:58 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 13:59 That's right.

Joe Rogan 13:59 Oh, really? That's fighting?

Brendan Schaub 14:00 Where the fuck is he at, man?

14:01 I thought that was dancing.

Joe Rogan 14:02 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 14:02 (laughs) Cracks me up.

14:04 (laughs)

14:04 Is that capoeira?

Joe Rogan 14:05 Oh, Calen, such a silly goose. This is a good fucking fight, man. These guys are so well, well matched.

Brendan Schaub 14:15 Really good fight. Uh, did Sterling beat Jimmy Rivera?

Joe Rogan 14:19 He must have. He was-

Brendan Schaub 14:20 Yeah, he looked-

Joe Rogan 14:21 ... smiling and laughing-

Brendan Schaub 14:22 ... pretty happy.

Joe Rogan 14:22 ... on the way out.

Brendan Schaub 14:22 Jimmy Rivera's a motherfucker.

Joe Rogan 14:23 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 14:23 It's a tough fight.

Joe Rogan 14:23 I wonder what happened. Jamie, can you, uh, find the results?

Brendan Schaub 14:25 Anyone who trains with Sterling, anyone who trains... Uh, he gets in the training room, he's a freak.

Joe Rogan 14:30 Hmm.

Brendan Schaub 14:30 Super freak.

Joe Rogan 14:31 That just shows you how good Marlon Moraes is.

Brendan Schaub 14:33 Correct.

Joe Rogan 14:34 He's the motherfucker I wanna see fight for the title.

Brendan Schaub 14:36 Me too.

Joe Rogan 14:37 He's so good, man.

Brendan Schaub 14:38 He's so goddang good.

Joe Rogan 14:39 The way he looked against Assuncao when he finished Assuncao.

Brendan Schaub 14:41 45?

14:42 No one, no one finishes him.

14:43 35?

Joe Rogan 14:43 35.

Brendan Schaub 14:44 35.

Joe Rogan 14:44 Bantamweight. Yeah, no one finishes Assuncao. You beat him with a close decision if you're lucky.

Brendan Schaub 14:49 I asked TJ about it, and he's like, "Yeah, I'd fight him, but all they care about is the Cejudo rematch."

Joe Rogan 14:53 Hmm.

Brendan Schaub 14:54 Unanimous.

Joe Rogan 14:54 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 14:54 Unanimous decision, 30-

14:55 Oh, wow.

Joe Rogan 14:55 Unanimous decision.

Brendan Schaub 14:55 That's impressive for Sterling.

Joe Rogan 14:57 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 14:57 Oh.

14:57 Oh.

14:57 Spinning back fist.

Joe Rogan 14:58 Spinning back fist, Myles Jury.

Brendan Schaub 14:59 Got caught.

Joe Rogan 15:02 Andre Fili's in a bit of trouble here. Oh, shit.

Brendan Schaub 15:04 I always root for Myles Jury.

Joe Rogan 15:06 Do you?

Brendan Schaub 15:06 I always do. There's certain guys I just always root for.

Joe Rogan 15:08 Do you know him?

Brendan Schaub 15:09 Not that well. We did one show together, that's it.

Joe Rogan 15:11 Ooh, he's getting him mount. Mountain top. Look at that. Damn. Fili's in a bit of trouble here. Interesting, he's pushing him to the cage.

Brendan Schaub 15:22 Yeah, that is interesting.

15:23 That's not a good move, 'cause he could, he could, uh-

Joe Rogan 15:26 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 15:26 ... push off, off the cage with his feet and cause a scramble.

Joe Rogan 15:30 Fili with a nice little hip escape there. Get to guard. Um, what were we just saying just before that, that happened?

Brendan Schaub 15:40 Sterling fight.

Joe Rogan 15:41 Oh, Al... Oh, Moraes. Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 15:43 Oh, Moraes the motherfucker.

Joe Rogan 15:44 He's, he's so good. He KO'd Sterling. I mean-

Brendan Schaub 15:48 Bad.

Joe Rogan 15:48 Bad.

Brendan Schaub 15:48 Just had a home run knockoff.

Joe Rogan 15:50 Yeah. KO'd Jimmy Rivera.

Brendan Schaub 15:51 In 10 seconds.

Joe Rogan 15:52 Yep, yep. And both with the left high kick, I believe.

Brendan Schaub 15:56 Boom.

Joe Rogan 15:56 Oh, shit. That spinning back fist.

Brendan Schaub 15:58 We're throwing spinning shit now, huh, Myles?

16:00 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 16:01 (laughs) Nick Diaz, you hear what he said, man? He said, "I don't wanna hurt nobody, I wanna party."

Brendan Schaub 16:05 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 16:06 Says he's done.

Brendan Schaub 16:07 Really?

Joe Rogan 16:07 Yep.

Brendan Schaub 16:07 Good for him, man.

Joe Rogan 16:08 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 16:08 Nick Diaz is done?

Joe Rogan 16:09 Yeah, because, uh, Ander- there... Someone was talking about Anderson versus Nick, and-

Brendan Schaub 16:13 Uh, N-

Joe Rogan 16:13 ... uh, Conor said, "I'll fight Nate on the same card," and then Nick said, "Yeah, I'm not fighting anybody. I don't wanna hurt nobody." He goes, "I just wanna party."

Brendan Schaub 16:20 That's cool, man.

Joe Rogan 16:21 Yeah, good for him.

Brendan Schaub 16:22 Good for him. He's done.

Joe Rogan 16:22 Fucking amazing career.

Brendan Schaub 16:23 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 16:23 You gotta remember, Nick Diaz fought... He was one of the youngest guys to ever fight in the UFC. I believe he beat Robbie Lawler when he was 20.

Brendan Schaub 16:31 Dude, he's beat s- you look-

Joe Rogan 16:33 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 16:33 ... at his resume, it's impressive-

Joe Rogan 16:34 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 16:34 ... the, the guys that he's fought. He's been doing it for a hot second. He's deserved to b-

Joe Rogan 16:38 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 16:38 ... turn down fights.

Joe Rogan 16:39 He deserves to retire.

Brendan Schaub 16:39 And be like, "You know, I'm f- fucking good."

Joe Rogan 16:40 He deserves to retire.

Brendan Schaub 16:40 And hopefully financially he's good too.

Joe Rogan 16:42 What do you think of this? Anthony Smith and Jon Jones? What do you think of this? What are you looking at?

Brendan Schaub 16:47 Uh.

Joe Rogan 16:47 Are you looking at this guy?

Brendan Schaub 16:48 Uh, I like Anthony Smith. It's a tough go.

Joe Rogan 16:51 You like him as a human being?

Brendan Schaub 16:52 I like him as a person.

Joe Rogan 16:53 Or you like him to win? You like him, yeah.

Brendan Schaub 16:54 I don't like him to win.

Joe Rogan 16:55 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 16:55 Does anyone?

Joe Rogan 16:56 Well, I mean-

Brendan Schaub 16:56 But that, but that's, that's his story, right?

Joe Rogan 16:58 Mm-hmm.

Brendan Schaub 16:58 What are his biggest wins?

17:01 Ozdemir.

Joe Rogan 17:01 Yeah, Ozdemir is a big win. Um...

Brendan Schaub 17:03 You know what Jon Jones would do to Ozdemir? I, I... This-

Joe Rogan 17:06 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 17:06 ... but it's, it's... This isn't an Anthony Smith thing. The, the, the focus on Anthony Smith, it's a Jon Jones thing.

Joe Rogan 17:11 Right.

Brendan Schaub 17:11 I don't know anyone in light heavyweight or heavyweight that would beat Jon Jones.

Joe Rogan 17:14 Damn, strong words.

Brendan Schaub 17:16 Name someone at heavyweight who'd beat him?

Joe Rogan 17:17 Strong words.

Brendan Schaub 17:18 You know what I'm saying? Like, name a tough matchup for him at heavyweight? If he just... If he goes, "You know what? I'm a fucking heavyweight now."

Joe Rogan 17:23 Right.

Brendan Schaub 17:24 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 17:24 Right.

Brendan Schaub 17:25 Good luck, boys.

Joe Rogan 17:25 And if, if he gets up to, like, 240-

Brendan Schaub 17:27 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 17:28 Sure.

Brendan Schaub 17:28 God.

Joe Rogan 17:28 If he gets up to, like, Jackmanfied like he was when he was powerlifting.

Brendan Schaub 17:31 Oh, my God.

Joe Rogan 17:32 But the thing about that is, though, like, you know, I talked to Greg Jackson about that, and Greg was saying that he didn't like him when he was powerlifting like that. Um, he knocked out Mauricio, Shogun Rua, he, uh, knocked out Rashad.... um, lost to Thiago Santos. I d- w- wanna say that was at middleweight. Was that at middleweight?

Brendan Schaub 17:49 That was at middleweight. Yeah, his first fight-

Joe Rogan 17:51 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 17:51 ... at light heavyweight was Rashad.

Joe Rogan 17:52 This is Smith?

Brendan Schaub 17:53 Yeah, this is Smith.

Bryan Callen 17:54 Oh, he's got some good wins.

Joe Rogan 17:55 Oh, dude, he's been fighting-

Bryan Callen 17:56 Holy shit.

Joe Rogan 17:57 ... he's not a young kid. He's been fighting for a hot second.

Bryan Callen 17:59 I mean, he knocked out Rashad Evans?

Brendan Schaub 18:00 Change that to X Factor.

Bryan Callen 18:00 That's a big win.

Joe Rogan 18:01 Yeah, but Rashad-

Brendan Schaub 18:02 Rashad's 70.

Joe Rogan 18:03 Yeah. No, no, no.

Bryan Callen 18:03 Come on, man.

Joe Rogan 18:05 He's not that... It's, it's more-

Bryan Callen 18:05 He's not 74 years old.

Joe Rogan 18:06 It's more of Rashad, whether R- Rashad should've been fighting. You know, I think Rashad's heart wasn't in the game anymore.

Bryan Callen 18:11 Has he retired, Rashad?

Joe Rogan 18:11 I mean, Nashaw showed that-

Brendan Schaub 18:12 Yeah, Rashad retired.

Joe Rogan 18:13 ... Rashad was the last fighter.

Bryan Callen 18:13 He retired, and n- now he's, uh, working-

Joe Rogan 18:15 Commentator, yes.

Brendan Schaub 18:16 He, he opened up tonight-

Joe Rogan 18:17 That's great.

Brendan Schaub 18:17 ... on the ESPN portion.

Joe Rogan 18:18 Oh, okay.

Brendan Schaub 18:18 Rashad's amazing.

Bryan Callen 18:19 Yeah, Rashad's great.

Joe Rogan 18:20 One of the best guys in the sp- G- g- great guy.

Brendan Schaub 18:22 One of the best. Have you had him on?

Joe Rogan 18:23 One of the best guys. No, I'd love to.

Brendan Schaub 18:24 I haven't had him either.

Joe Rogan 18:25 I would love to.

Brendan Schaub 18:25 Me t- I love fighting with you.

Bryan Callen 18:26 Bring him on.

Joe Rogan 18:27 How about we do?

Brendan Schaub 18:27 Let's do it again. Let's do it together.

Joe Rogan 18:29 That would be great. We should do it.

Bryan Callen 18:30 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 18:30 Let's run a train on him.

Joe Rogan 18:31 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 18:31 On a podcasting train. We'll run a train on him.

Joe Rogan 18:33 I, I love that... He's such a sweet person too.

Bryan Callen 18:35 I've had... I've had some conversations with him. That guy's... He's a lot smarter than you might think. That guy's, that guy's-

Brendan Schaub 18:41 He's very smart.

Bryan Callen 18:42 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 18:43 He reaches out to me out of... Like, when things are going bad or I'm having an issue, or like, y- it's out in the public-

Joe Rogan 18:50 Mm-hmm.

Brendan Schaub 18:50 ... he'll reach out to me then, always giving me, like, words of wisdom.

Joe Rogan 18:52 I b- I would believe that. He's a sweetheart of a guy.

Brendan Schaub 18:53 Always, always. He's that guy.

Joe Rogan 18:54 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 18:54 Great, great guy.

Joe Rogan 18:55 Sweetheart of a guy. And, you know, you go back to his career. I mean, look, when he knocked out Ch- Chuck Liddell with one punch, pa-blah, started doing the heart thing-

Brendan Schaub 19:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:02 He was like...

Brendan Schaub 19:03 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:03 I will never forget that 'cause he knocked him out and then he beat Forrest Griffin. Do you know what he's deal- what he's doing when he does the heart thing? Do you know what he's doing?

Brendan Schaub 19:09 What, he's about to have a heart attack?

Joe Rogan 19:10 No. You don't know what he's doing?

Bryan Callen 19:10 Sanford and Son?

Joe Rogan 19:11 Yeah, Fred Sanford.

Brendan Schaub 19:12 Oh, really?

Joe Rogan 19:12 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 19:12 Oh, no. I'm too young for that.

Bryan Callen 19:13 Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey.

Brendan Schaub 19:15 Oh, that's funny.

Joe Rogan 19:15 You remember that?

Brendan Schaub 19:16 Oh, wow. No, I'm too young.

Joe Rogan 19:17 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 19:17 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 19:17 Oh, you son of a bitch.

Brendan Schaub 19:18 But I know what you're talking about.

Joe Rogan 19:19 You are too, man.

Brendan Schaub 19:20 Um, but I remember Rashad knocked out Forrest and he was training with us and came back to the gym. And at the time, I, I didn't... I wasn't in the UFC yet. And I was like, "Dude, get off the belt. What's it like?" I was freaking out and he was like-

Joe Rogan 19:30 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 19:31 "I feel exactly the same, Brendan. Nothing... I thought it would be everything and more." And I-

Joe Rogan 19:35 Wow.

Brendan Schaub 19:35 ... I feel exactly the same, dude." He's like... He's a- he's almost kinda like, "It's not all that it's meant to be." Like, you think you get to the top of the mountain and it's everything. But he's like, "I f- feel like I'm, I'm back here training."

Joe Rogan 19:45 You remember when he coached against, uh, Rampage?

Brendan Schaub 19:47 I was on that season.

Joe Rogan 19:48 Oh, that's right.

Brendan Schaub 19:48 That was my season. Rashad was my coach.

Joe Rogan 19:50 That's right.

Brendan Schaub 19:51 I was the second pick on team Rashad.

Joe Rogan 19:52 Oh, wow.

Bryan Callen 19:53 Oh, okay.

Brendan Schaub 19:53 That's why me and Rashad are so close.

Joe Rogan 19:54 I forgot about that.

Bryan Callen 19:55 Okay.

Brendan Schaub 19:55 Me and him are very close.

Joe Rogan 19:56 Dude, when they were in f- in front of each other, "You a bitch. Make me a bitch."

Brendan Schaub 20:01 "You a bitch. Make me a-"

Joe Rogan 20:01 "Make me a bitch. Make me a bitch."

Brendan Schaub 20:02 And just back and forth. I was like, "This, this could go sideways."

Joe Rogan 20:04 Dude, it was so intense. That whole show was like-

Brendan Schaub 20:07 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 20:08 ... fucking... Everyone was gonna pop off at any second.

Brendan Schaub 20:11 Yeah.

Bryan Callen 20:11 Was he a, was he a Division I champion?

Joe Rogan 20:13 Michigan State.

Bryan Callen 20:14 Champion? Number one?

Joe Rogan 20:14 Uh, not a, not a w- No, not champion.

Brendan Schaub 20:16 He was All-American?

Bryan Callen 20:17 All-American?

Joe Rogan 20:17 All-American. His roommate was, uh, Gray Manion.

Bryan Callen 20:19 Gray Manion?

Joe Rogan 20:20 Yeah.

Bryan Callen 20:20 Wow.

Joe Rogan 20:21 Hmm. Meanwhile, we're missing a really good fight.

Brendan Schaub 20:24 They're still going? Is this five rounds?

Joe Rogan 20:26 No, this is the third round, bro.

Brendan Schaub 20:27 I know. It f- doesn't feel like forever.

Bryan Callen 20:29 You gotta pay attention.

Joe Rogan 20:30 We should tell people. It's at 1:35, 1:34, 1:33, 1:32, 1:31 of the third round in the first fight. Sorry.

Brendan Schaub 20:39 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 20:42 It's good that we don't give people expectations what we're gonna do here when we do fight companions.

Brendan Schaub 20:47 My favorite.

Joe Rogan 20:47 We have zero expectations.

Brendan Schaub 20:48 My fav- Yeah, zero.

Joe Rogan 20:49 This is my favorite podcast we ever do.

Brendan Schaub 20:51 The best. I look more, more forward to this than anything I do.

Joe Rogan 20:53 Yeah, I mean, I love doing podcasts with scientists and geniuses and shit like that.

Brendan Schaub 20:56 It's work, though, isn't it, a little bit?

Joe Rogan 20:58 No, no. It's a different feel.

Brendan Schaub 20:59 Well, you gotta do some research too.

Joe Rogan 21:01 Well, I, I like doing that, though.

Brendan Schaub 21:02 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 21:03 But it's a different feel. This is just... This is just party.

Brendan Schaub 21:06 It's a hangout, man.

Joe Rogan 21:07 This is just fun. What are you smiling at?

Bryan Callen 21:10 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 21:10 Eddie doesn't believe in science. (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 21:13 (laughs)

Bryan Callen 21:14 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 21:14 Eddie's all, "Your bullshit and your science."

Bryan Callen 21:17 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 21:17 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 21:17 Ah.

Bryan Callen 21:18 I believe in science that, uh... That I can, um...

Joe Rogan 21:21 That you could see with your own eyes?

Brendan Schaub 21:22 Yeah.

Bryan Callen 21:23 Yes.

Joe Rogan 21:23 Okay.

Bryan Callen 21:23 I believe the science of this iPhone.

Brendan Schaub 21:24 That's fair.

Joe Rogan 21:25 Ooh, that's real. That shit's real.

Brendan Schaub 21:26 That's fair.

Joe Rogan 21:26 It's real as fuck.

Brendan Schaub 21:27 Dude, I was watching this (laughs) ...

Bryan Callen 21:28 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 21:29 I was thinking of Eddie... I was thinking of Eddie today 'cause I don't have cable right now 'cause I moved, so I went for cable, so all I have is Netflix.

Joe Rogan 21:34 Nice.

Brendan Schaub 21:34 I was watching this Earth, uh, Planet Earth and Will Smith is the narrator on it. And it's all about Earth and s- and they're, they're like scanning up and it's astronauts talking about what they saw from space. The whole time I was thinking, "God, Eddie must watch this back."

Bryan Callen 21:46 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 21:46 "This is some bullshit."

Joe Rogan 21:47 "He thinks it's a hangout."

Brendan Schaub 21:48 "Look at th- look at these liars. Throw this kid out of the room."

Bryan Callen 21:50 Propaganda.

Joe Rogan 21:50 "You're not watching this. You're not watching this bullshit."

Brendan Schaub 21:53 "That ain't real." And then it, and the show-

Bryan Callen 21:54 This is made by pedal pumps.

Brendan Schaub 21:54 ... how many hours they had in space. Like, 72 hours in space. Eight hours. I was like, "I bet Eddie's like, 'Fuck these hoes.'"

Joe Rogan 22:00 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 22:01 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 22:01 We... Meanwhile, we have no idea who won this fight.

Brendan Schaub 22:04 Myles Jury.

Joe Rogan 22:05 You think so?

Brendan Schaub 22:05 Nope, I have no idea. But that's what-

Joe Rogan 22:07 Is that-

Brendan Schaub 22:07 ... Cal's good for it 'cause he will... He won't listen to us-

Joe Rogan 22:10 He'll tell ya.

Brendan Schaub 22:10 ... and he'll watch it and then be like, "Myles Jury, two rounds to one."

Joe Rogan 22:13 He might be right.

Brendan Schaub 22:13 That motherfucker is late.

Joe Rogan 22:15 Mm-hmm, yeah. Well, he, he landed-

Brendan Schaub 22:16 Let's beat him up.

Joe Rogan 22:17 He landed late, he said.

Bryan Callen 22:18 In Burbank or LAF?

Joe Rogan 22:20 I don't know. He didn't say. He just said his flight landed late. Yeah, man, that MVP fight was bullshit. (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 22:26 I, I was so... (laughs) I was so pissed. And I love Scott Coker.

Bryan Callen 22:29 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 22:29 I was gonna tweet out something. Like, "You know what? I'm just gonna let him rest. Everyone's probably piling on Daley. I don't wanna be that guy. I'm just gonna back out."

Joe Rogan 22:35 Well, it wasn't Scott Coker's fault.

Bryan Callen 22:35 How about that... Wasn't that Mitrione fight? D- didn't it end, like, in two seconds?

Joe Rogan 22:39 Yeah, it was real early.

Brendan Schaub 22:40 Yeah, dude. Khabib took him to the nuts.

Bryan Callen 22:41 They had two Bellator shows in a row?

Brendan Schaub 22:42 Yep, Friday, Saturday.

Joe Rogan 22:43 They do that. They do that all the time. They have one on, uh, Paramount, and then they have one on DAZN. I watched it on DAZN on my phone. Um, I got one of those DAZN accounts.

Brendan Schaub 22:51 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 22:51 And, you know, I was, I was in Vegas for this event my daughter was doing. And so I, I had f... I'm like, "I'll be right back." I fucking-

Bryan Callen 22:57 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 22:58 ... my daughter was done with her things. I had to run to the top of the stairs and watch that shit.

Brendan Schaub 23:02 Some bullshit.

Joe Rogan 23:03 Yeah, but the other person didn't have to take a shit, so you catch the fight.

Brendan Schaub 23:07 I was so looking forward to it. I didn't... I told my, I told my wife what I was doing. Dude, I f- flew from the comedy store. I usually hang out... Theo's gonna be there. We- we're supposed to talk some business about the show and I literally... I was like, "Dude, I have to go." He's like, "Why?" I'm like, "Dude, MVP and Daley are fighting." He's like, "Who?" I'm like, "I'll tell you later. Let's just talk tomorrow."

Bryan Callen 23:22 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 23:22 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 23:22 I fucking flew home after my set.

Joe Rogan 23:24 Theo.

Brendan Schaub 23:24 I get home and I'm waiting. I'm like, "What the fuck is this?"

Joe Rogan 23:27 Do you have DAZN or did you watch it on Paramount?

Brendan Schaub 23:29 I have DAZN.

Joe Rogan 23:29 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 23:31 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 23:31 They got a lot of good fights on that. They're... I mean, it's interesting-

Bryan Callen 23:34 I didn't even know what the fuck it was.

Joe Rogan 23:35 D-A-Z... It looks like DAZN, right?

Brendan Schaub 23:37 It's a terrible name.

Joe Rogan 23:38 But it's a bad name. It's... Well, it's a, it's a... It's D-A-Z-N as in bad.

Bryan Callen 23:41 Do you have to have cable to watch the fight?

Brendan Schaub 23:43 No, no.

Joe Rogan 23:43 No, you can watch it on e- any internet connection.

Brendan Schaub 23:45 I don't have cable right now. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 23:46 I just wa- I watched it on my phone. Um, but-

Eddie Bravo 23:48 'Cause Paramount Network, you have to have, like, you have to have an account with DirecTV or some shit.

Joe Rogan 23:52 Yeah, but DAZN-

Brendan Schaub 23:53 Yes.

Joe Rogan 23:53 ... it covers whatever Paramount fights have now.

Eddie Bravo 23:54 They need to get rid of that 'cause people don't have TV no more, so-

Joe Rogan 23:57 A lot of people don't, you're right, yeah.

Eddie Bravo 23:58 ... um, yeah, so they gotta just have it just through your goddamn app. I don't-

Brendan Schaub 24:01 I love TV.

Joe Rogan 24:01 Yeah.

Eddie Bravo 24:01 Don't make me get an app and then I gotta order fucking DirecTV too.

Joe Rogan 24:04 Well, that's what's interesting is DAZN is they, they spent a shitload of money on Canelo Alvarez. They, they signed him to some multiple hundred million dollar deal. I think it's something like, it's like $300 million or something like that?

Brendan Schaub 24:14 It's the high- Yeah, he's the highest paid athlete in the world. 300 and, like, 65 million.

Joe Rogan 24:17 Yeah, some insane amount of money over 10 fights, I believe it is.

Eddie Bravo 24:21 Yeah. And it's gonna be all subscription based.

Joe Rogan 24:22 All on DAZN.

Eddie Bravo 24:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:24 You gotta all on the app.

Eddie Bravo 24:24 Isn't that, isn't that the- Isn't that h- how it's, isn't that how it's going?

Joe Rogan 24:28 The future. Netflix.

Eddie Bravo 24:28 The future is no pay-per-view.

Joe Rogan 24:30 Yeah.

Eddie Bravo 24:30 Netflix.

Joe Rogan 24:30 Yeah.

Eddie Bravo 24:30 It's just subscription based.

Brendan Schaub 24:32 Well, one pay wall.

Joe Rogan 24:33 What's interesting is if it's no pay-per-view, it's actually a really good deal, right? 'Cause I don't know what DAZN costs a month.

Eddie Bravo 24:40 DAZN?

Joe Rogan 24:40 I just did the double click on my phone. I didn't pay attention to how much that shit costs.

Brendan Schaub 24:43 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 24:43 But what does it cost?

Brendan Schaub 24:45 I don't, I don't know either.

Joe Rogan 24:45 Let's find out what it costs.

Brendan Schaub 24:46 Bro, I bet it'll suck.

Eddie Bravo 24:47 'Cause if you guys-

Joe Rogan 24:47 Seven bucks a month?

Eddie Bravo 24:48 9.99.

Joe Rogan 24:49 So, you gotta think that if you're watching, say, if you're watching a pay-per-view, like, a big fight like Wilder/Fury Two, how much is that gonna cost?

Eddie Bravo 24:55 60.

Joe Rogan 24:56 60?

Brendan Schaub 24:57 Shit's so worth it. 10 bucks a month, 9.99.

Joe Rogan 24:58 10 bucks a month?

Brendan Schaub 24:59 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 25:00 And you can watch fights all the time. It's like my, my take on Fight Pass. Like, if you like fights, man, like, in my gym, I have F- I live off of Fight Pass.

Eddie Bravo 25:07 You just watch old fights?

Joe Rogan 25:08 I watch fights all the time while I'm working out. It's the best thing to watch when you're working out.

Brendan Schaub 25:11 I watch, I would have Fight Pass-

Eddie Bravo 25:12 You ever watch EBI?

Joe Rogan 25:13 I do. I watched the whole, uh, Gordon Ryan series the other day.

Eddie Bravo 25:16 Mm.

Joe Rogan 25:17 The whole little documentary they had, I watched that while I was working out.

Eddie Bravo 25:20 Mm-hmm. Combat Jiu-Jitsu Fight Night this Friday.

Joe Rogan 25:22 Oh, shit, that's right.

Eddie Bravo 25:22 In LA, right?

Joe Rogan 25:23 That's right. That's right.

Eddie Bravo 25:24 In El Monte.

Joe Rogan 25:26 Um-

Eddie Bravo 25:26 That's this, uh, this Friday on U- uh, UFC Fight Pass, 7:00 PM Pacific Standard Time.

Joe Rogan 25:32 Who's down-

Brendan Schaub 25:32 Oh, who'd you get to fill in for, uh, was it Barnett got hurt?

Eddie Bravo 25:35 Barnett's out too, yeah.

Brendan Schaub 25:36 Or Werdum got hurt?

Eddie Bravo 25:38 W- Werdum didn't get hurt.

Brendan Schaub 25:39 Oh.

Eddie Bravo 25:40 It was supposed to be Gordon Ryan versus Werdum. Gordon Ryan got hurt.

Joe Rogan 25:43 Gordon Ryan tore his knee.

Brendan Schaub 25:43 Oh, Gordon Ryan got hurt.

Eddie Bravo 25:44 Yeah, Gordon Ryan got hurt. So, we're gonna do-

Brendan Schaub 25:45 That's a bitch.

Eddie Bravo 25:45 We're gonna do Werdum/Gordon Ryan, uh, later on this year. But, um, it's a four-man combat jiu-jitsu absolute, uh, uh, bracket with, um, uh, Yuri Simoes, who's, uh, arguably one of the, one of the best Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioners ever. ADCC medalist, gold medalist.

Brendan Schaub 26:05 Monster.

Eddie Bravo 26:05 Yeah, monster.

Brendan Schaub 26:06 Yeah.

Eddie Bravo 26:06 And then the, the second seed is, uh, John Thor Blank, who won EBI 17. He won the first-

Brendan Schaub 26:12 Great name.

Eddie Bravo 26:12 ... the first and only 16-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament. He won it all in regulation, all, every fight within two minutes, he sub- he subbed everybody. So, it's Yuri and John Thor Blank are the, the top two seeds. And then, uh, they, if they win their first fights, then they'll fight each other. And then, uh-

Joe Rogan 26:30 Same night?

Eddie Bravo 26:31 Same night.

Brendan Schaub 26:31 Dope.

Eddie Bravo 26:32 Um, Kevin Casey is fighting John Thor Blank. And-

Brendan Schaub 26:35 I love Kevin Casey.

Eddie Bravo 26:35 Yeah, he jumped in. And, uh, Steven Martinez is a, a local black belt, he's fighting Yuri Simoes. So, on paper, it looks like it'll be Yuri and John Blank on paper. Anything could happen in the finals. Plus, we got the best jiu-jitsu girl that's ever lived. Only, only girl ever to win Abu Dhabi IBJJF Gi and No-Gi at black belt and EBI.

Brendan Schaub 26:58 Is she hot?

Eddie Bravo 26:59 Beatriz Mesquita. She is the baddest chick ever in jiu-jitsu.

Brendan Schaub 27:03 Really? I've never seen her.

Eddie Bravo 27:03 She's fighting combat jiu-jitsu against Kayla Patterson from, from Atos-

Brendan Schaub 27:06 She's slapping bitches.

Eddie Bravo 27:07 Yeah, it's gonna be good.

Brendan Schaub 27:08 She's gonna be slapping bitches.

Eddie Bravo 27:09 Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

Brendan Schaub 27:09 I might come.

Joe Rogan 27:10 Nice.

Eddie Bravo 27:11 Come on down.

Brendan Schaub 27:11 I like when s- I like when someone gets hurt and they tag me, "Brendan Schaub, get in there." They're like, "You're out your goddamn mind."

Eddie Bravo 27:17 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 27:17 "What the fuck?"

Eddie Bravo 27:18 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 27:18 "You fucking crazy?"

Joe Rogan 27:20 Well, do you, when y- when you go back and think about that Cyborg fight, would you ever think about doing that again?

Brendan Schaub 27:25 No, man. I'm too busy.

Joe Rogan 27:26 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 27:27 I, I've, I'm, the, what, you know, comedy's so hard.

Joe Rogan 27:29 Right.

Brendan Schaub 27:29 I'm so behind the eight ball.

Joe Rogan 27:30 Hey, I forgot to ask you about this.

Brendan Schaub 27:31 I have all my energy's in that.

Joe Rogan 27:32 What do you think about this? What do you think about Pettis fighting Wonderboy?

Brendan Schaub 27:35 God, it, good for you, Pettis. I love, like, great fight.

Joe Rogan 27:38 Isn't it kinda crazy, though?

Brendan Schaub 27:39 Great fight.

Joe Rogan 27:39 He's going all in. He goes from 45, can't make it anymore, all the way up to 70.

Brendan Schaub 27:43 Well, think about it.

Joe Rogan 27:44 75-pounder shot.

Brendan Schaub 27:44 Fucking, this is how much of a beast Pettis is. Fights Tony Ferguson.

Joe Rogan 27:48 Mm-hmm, a amazing fight, right?

Eddie Bravo 27:50 Amazing fight.

Brendan Schaub 27:50 Tony wins that, he gets hurt. Then fucking, he was like, "You know what? Fuck it."

Joe Rogan 27:53 Who got hurt? Uh, Pettis.

Brendan Schaub 27:55 Pettis.

Joe Rogan 27:55 Broke his hand.

Brendan Schaub 27:55 Pettis broke his hand in that fight.

Joe Rogan 27:56 Okay.

Brendan Schaub 27:56 So-

Joe Rogan 27:57 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 27:57 But it was a tough fight for him either way. But then he jumps up and now he's fighting Wonderboy.

Joe Rogan 28:01 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 28:02 And, uh, both-

Joe Rogan 28:03 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 28:03 He's been a, a dog in both fights.

Joe Rogan 28:04 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 28:04 He's an underdog in both fights.

Joe Rogan 28:06 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 28:06 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 28:07 Yeah, that, that, that Ferguson fight was fun.

Brendan Schaub 28:09 Hell yeah, it was fun.

Joe Rogan 28:10 And it show, it shows you what a survivor Ferguson is. He gets clipped and, you know, he got hurt in that fight. And he just grabbed ahold and just hangs on-

Brendan Schaub 28:16 Dude, how about Max Holloway and Tony Ferguson talking shit to each other?

Joe Rogan 28:21 Is that happening?

Brendan Schaub 28:22 The... That's the, on the, on the dark web, that's the rumor.

Joe Rogan 28:25 I like that, but I don't like that.

Brendan Schaub 28:27 Why don't you like that?

Joe Rogan 28:28 Because I wanna see Ferguson versus Khabib. I wanna see that fight. I wanna see that fight.

Brendan Schaub 28:30 But Khabib, Khabib's out for... You know, he won't fight in Vegas. He has a suspension, so he's out for a little bit. Tony's ready to go.

Joe Rogan 28:36 Well, the, he won't do the, the, he won't do that thing that Vegas is asking him to do.

Brendan Schaub 28:40 The commercial?

Joe Rogan 28:41 They're asking him to do a commercial and he's like, "You have prostitution, you have gambling. Fuck you." (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 28:45 He's the best.

Eddie Bravo 28:46 So, why doesn't, why doesn't-

Brendan Schaub 28:47 (laughs) He's the best. He's right too.

Joe Rogan 28:49 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 28:49 Get the fuck outta here.

Eddie Bravo 28:49 So, what, what's the problem with Conor/Tony? What's going on with that?

Joe Rogan 28:52 Love that too.

Eddie Bravo 28:52 Like, what, how come that isn't happening?

Joe Rogan 28:53 Well, I think it's gonna be Conor and Cowboy. Conor and Cowboy is a done deal as far as I know.

Brendan Schaub 28:57 Me too.

Joe Rogan 28:58 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 28:58 As far as I know, Cowboy's signed the contract.

Joe Rogan 29:00 Yeah.

Eddie Bravo 29:00 But what, doesn't-

Joe Rogan 29:01 Yeah.

Eddie Bravo 29:01 ... doesn't Conor/Tony make more sense though?

Joe Rogan 29:03 No.

Eddie Bravo 29:04 Well, well, why not?

Joe Rogan 29:05 Conor/Cowboy is great and Conor/Tony is great. They're both great.

Brendan Schaub 29:08 They're, they're both great fights.

Joe Rogan 29:09 I like both of them.

Brendan Schaub 29:10 If, if I'm, if I'm Dana, I'm sitting on this.

Joe Rogan 29:14 Eddie, you like-

Brendan Schaub 29:15 I, I wanna be careful with this one.

Joe Rogan 29:15 ... Tony 'cause you love him, you're friends with him, so you wanna fight-

Eddie Bravo 29:18 I'm just asking a question.

Joe Rogan 29:19 (laughs)

Eddie Bravo 29:19 I'm just saying why not-

Brendan Schaub 29:20 'Cause he, 'cause-

Eddie Bravo 29:20 ... Conor/Tony, that's been in the works for, like, two years.

Brendan Schaub 29:23 But here it is, Eddie. C- Tony/Conor, Conor would be a slight underdog, I think, in that fight. Tony's a monster for anybody. So-

Joe Rogan 29:29 Mm-hmm.

Brendan Schaub 29:29 ... I, I think Tony/Max, the, it, it, and Co- 'cause Conor needs to get a win. I'm not saying Conor's gonna be a, a huge favorite over Cowboy, but he's more favorable in that fight than he is against-

Eddie Bravo 29:40 So, he needs a win before he comes back for Conor.

Brendan Schaub 29:42 He needs a, he needs a more favorable fight. And I'm not saying that's a great mat- Cowboy's a motherfucker, and C- you know, Cowboy's a personal friend.

Joe Rogan 29:49 Right now, he's on fire. Cowboy's on fire right now. He's just so lucid and in the zone right now.

Brendan Schaub 29:53 And C- and Cowboy, yeah, Cowboy's, it's a great fight. That's a great-

Joe Rogan 29:56 It's the perfect time for Cowboy.

Brendan Schaub 29:57 ... stylistically, that's a better fight for Cowboy and Conor.

Joe Rogan 30:00 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 30:00 Tony's a, Tony has a great wrestling background. He's a motherfucker. Cardio for days and he's crazy.

Joe Rogan 30:05 I like that fight a lot. I really like that fight a lot.

Brendan Schaub 30:08 Max Holloway/Tony's a motherfucking fight. I love that fight.

Joe Rogan 30:12 ... Marvel Studios, what are they-

Bryan Callen 30:14 If they were to do it.

Joe Rogan 30:14 ... are these new superheroes? Are they, are they running out of superheroes yet?

Bryan Callen 30:17 I'll get this shit out of my face.

Joe Rogan 30:18 Who are these people? (laughs)

Bryan Callen 30:19 Get this bitch out of my face.

Joe Rogan 30:20 Who is this girl?

Bryan Callen 30:20 I don't know.

Joe Rogan 30:21 Who is this, and Samuel L. Jackson is a different superhero now? Who are they-

Brendan Schaub 30:23 Yeah. This was at the end of the Avengers movie. The hero walks all the way.

Bryan Callen 30:26 Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, say no to something.

Brendan Schaub 30:28 Captain Marvel.

Joe Rogan 30:29 Well, who is ... Wait a minute, Captain Marvel's a girl?

Bryan Callen 30:31 Yeah. And she, and she brings all of them back to life.

Joe Rogan 30:34 Hey.

Bryan Callen 30:34 In the comics.

Joe Rogan 30:34 That's fucking right, Kalen.

Brendan Schaub 30:38 Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 30:40 Wait a minute, who was Captain Marvel when we were kids?

Brendan Schaub 30:42 I think it was-

Bryan Callen 30:43 Uh, a dude.

Joe Rogan 30:44 Wait a minute.

Brendan Schaub 30:44 I don't know.

Joe Rogan 30:44 Right.

Brendan Schaub 30:45 I'll, I'll look. I don't know.

Bryan Callen 30:46 I had your back.

Joe Rogan 30:47 It's amazing that it's not a trans woman.

Bryan Callen 30:49 Thank you.

30:49 That would be dope.

Joe Rogan 30:50 That's what they're gonna do next.

Bryan Callen 30:50 Like a big buff trans.

Joe Rogan 30:51 Yeah, who's a weightlifting champion.

Bryan Callen 30:53 Yeah. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 30:54 Hey, come sit down.

Bryan Callen 30:54 You guys want some cheese and wine?

Brendan Schaub 30:55 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 30:55 Yeah.

Bryan Callen 30:56 I'm running low on money, so don't give me anything that's-

30:57 About cheese?

Joe Rogan 30:57 People get mad if you start chewing on the microphone.

Bryan Callen 31:01 Dude, we're pros, man.

Joe Rogan 31:02 (laughs) You guys are not.

Bryan Callen 31:03 We're pros, bros.

Joe Rogan 31:04 You guys are terrible at chewing.

Bryan Callen 31:05 A couple of one, two pros.

Joe Rogan 31:07 Is this straight?

Bryan Callen 31:07 Fuck, man. I got four Cheez-Its.

Joe Rogan 31:09 Yeah.

Bryan Callen 31:09 Dude, if you didn't bring fucking Provolone-

31:11 And I'm French, so fuck off, you Americans.

Joe Rogan 31:13 Okay, okay. Hey, how about this fight? Usman, Usman versus Tyron Woodley.

Bryan Callen 31:18 Ooh, I love that one.

Brendan Schaub 31:18 Oh my God, I can't wait for that fight.

Bryan Callen 31:18 That's happening right now?

Joe Rogan 31:19 That's March 2nd.

Bryan Callen 31:20 Come on, Eddie. Not right now, dude.

31:21 March 2nd.

Brendan Schaub 31:21 I saw Usman with, uh-

Joe Rogan 31:22 Why don't you guys come? Come, come to Vegas. Okay here, Captain Marvel was a guy and a girl in the ki-

Brendan Schaub 31:27 There's a couple of different Captain Marvels, so-

Bryan Callen 31:28 Damn, she was hot.

Brendan Schaub 31:29 ... they just probably picked one out.

Joe Rogan 31:30 But that's from 2017, man. This is when it's already been diversified. That's the story they're rolling with it.

Bryan Callen 31:33 Hey, give, give me 1990 Captain Marvel, dude. Give me, type in 1990 Captain Marvel.

Brendan Schaub 31:37 Like that new Spider-Man that just made the, uh-

Joe Rogan 31:39 Kata, type in Captain Marvel 1956.

Brendan Schaub 31:41 That's what I was about to s- the Spider-Verse movie that just came out is a, it's like only a four-year-old Spider-Man story. It's a, it's not some-

Joe Rogan 31:47 Hmm.

Brendan Schaub 31:47 ... old thing they brought back.

Joe Rogan 31:48 Yeah, that's cute but, but that's-

Brendan Schaub 31:49 It's a new thing.

Bryan Callen 31:49 That's what they're doing now.

Joe Rogan 31:50 But that's a cartoon.

Brendan Schaub 31:51 That, but that's what they're doing.

Bryan Callen 31:52 But, but Captain, Captain Marvel's old school, no?

Joe Rogan 31:54 Yeah, but one of those Spider-Men is like a duck, right?

Bryan Callen 31:57 He's a pig, bro.

Brendan Schaub 31:59 Yeah, yeah.

Bryan Callen 31:59 (laughs)

31:59 It's a great movie.

Joe Rogan 32:00 All right, it's really good.

Bryan Callen 32:01 It's the best movie I've seen in a long time.

Brendan Schaub 32:02 Yeah, me too. I was gonna say, I saw the movie a few years ago.

Joe Rogan 32:03 I saw it five times in the theater.

Bryan Callen 32:04 (laughs)

32:04 They should turn Bruce Lee into a superhero and give him, like, powers.

Joe Rogan 32:07 My kids said nay to the fucking Legos Movie. I'm like, "You wanna see the Legos Movie?" They're, "Nah."

Bryan Callen 32:12 Mine too.

32:12 This one's good.

Joe Rogan 32:13 This one's played out.

Bryan Callen 32:13 It's good. Dude, mine too.

32:15 It's good. It's good.

Joe Rogan 32:15 We've seen the other ones.

Bryan Callen 32:16 My son loves the Lego Movie. See-

Joe Rogan 32:19 Yeah. Oh, it's-

Bryan Callen 32:19 The new one?

32:20 Both of them. Both of them.

32:21 Yeah, a new one just came out.

Joe Rogan 32:22 How many have there been?

Bryan Callen 32:23 Two.

32:24 There, only two?

32:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 32:25 Really?

Bryan Callen 32:25 It's so cool that Batman's a douchebag in the first- (laughs)

Joe Rogan 32:28 That is so true.

Bryan Callen 32:28 In the first one, he's a douchebag, dude. Remember when-

Brendan Schaub 32:31 Just like.

Joe Rogan 32:31 Yes.

Bryan Callen 32:31 He's got the girlfriend, right? And then he, he leaves the girlfriend because Han Solo pulls up-

32:37 Yeah.

32:37 ... in, in the Millennium Falcon or whatever.

Joe Rogan 32:38 Okay. See, look at that motherfucker.

Bryan Callen 32:39 So, there, but that's a mistake-

Joe Rogan 32:40 Wait a minute.

Bryan Callen 32:41 ... because this k- this is the old Captain Marvel, but he was- Wait, that's Shazam.

Joe Rogan 32:44 That's Shazam.

Bryan Callen 32:44 I know.

Joe Rogan 32:44 Shazam, but there's a new Shazam.

Bryan Callen 32:46 Yeah, there's a new Shazam coming out.

32:47 Also known as, also known as Captain Marvel.

Joe Rogan 32:49 What? Captain Marvel Shazam? Dude, if you-

Bryan Callen 32:52 This is a 19 from the 1940s.

Joe Rogan 32:52 ... held a gun to my head and you asked me, "Is Shazam DC or Marvel?" I would've said he's DC.

Bryan Callen 32:56 Oh, yeah.

32:57 For sure.

Joe Rogan 32:57 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 32:58 He is.

Bryan Callen 32:58 He is?

32:59 Yes.

Brendan Schaub 32:59 Do you remember?

Bryan Callen 32:59 That's what I was trying to say. There was a Captain Marvel character in the DC Comics universe from back then. I don't know that's what you're remembering, but-

33:05 And this is the Marvel one.

33:06 ... that's one that existed, so-

Brendan Schaub 33:08 Oh.

Bryan Callen 33:08 ... that's, that's the confusion.

Joe Rogan 33:09 Wow.

Bryan Callen 33:09 Dude, that Shazam movie looks like some shiz-it.

Joe Rogan 33:12 Is that a crossover?

Bryan Callen 33:12 It looks terrible, uh.

Joe Rogan 33:12 Is that like someone from Bellator fighting someone from the UFC?

Bryan Callen 33:15 It's confusing, dude. All I know is she comes back and you know how everyone died in the last one? Spoiler alert. It's been out for now, a year, so fuck that.

Joe Rogan 33:21 She fixes them?

Bryan Callen 33:21 She brings everyone back to health.

Joe Rogan 33:23 How the fuck did she do that?

Bryan Callen 33:23 That's the comic books, dude.

Joe Rogan 33:25 Mm.

Bryan Callen 33:26 Do you remember in, uh, Lego Movie when Batman-

Joe Rogan 33:29 (laughs)

Bryan Callen 33:29 ... he, he leaves his girl to jump in the, that Millennium Falcon with Han Solo and Chewbacca?

Joe Rogan 33:33 Yeah, yeah.

Bryan Callen 33:33 Yep.

33:33 And he says, "Later, I'm g- "

Brendan Schaub 33:35 (laughs)

Bryan Callen 33:36 So he jumped and he thought he was gonna party like, in space. And then he comes back. They go, "What happened?" He goes, "Turns out that Wookiee's a dude." (laughs)

Joe Rogan 33:46 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 33:46 (laughs)

Bryan Callen 33:46 (laughs)

33:46 That was fucking hilarious. There was no chicks. He goes, "There's no chicks on the Millennium Falcon."

Joe Rogan 33:52 (laughs)

Bryan Callen 33:52 "The, the, the android too, it's a dude."

33:54 Okay, Marvel-

Brendan Schaub 33:56 1968.

Bryan Callen 33:56 1968, but scroll down.

Brendan Schaub 33:58 That's the first appearance of this character.

Bryan Callen 33:59 What is the image? What's the image?

Brendan Schaub 34:00 That's the character. The female? Yeah.

Bryan Callen 34:01 The girl, '68. Wow, all right.

Brendan Schaub 34:03 This cartoon, this picture is from 2012, but-

Bryan Callen 34:05 All right.

Joe Rogan 34:05 Okay.

Bryan Callen 34:05 But here's the deal. Girls weren't built like that back then. They're built like that now.

34:09 It's like, it's a new thing now because guys are into it.

Joe Rogan 34:10 That's a w- like, scroll down. Let me see that image. That's like a, a Primo CrossFit chick. That's legit.

Brendan Schaub 34:16 That's a new version of her.

Joe Rogan 34:17 Oh, okay.

Bryan Callen 34:18 And I'm into it.

Joe Rogan 34:19 That's 2012.

Bryan Callen 34:20 Yeah, that's a UFC fighter chick right there.

Joe Rogan 34:22 Okay, that's what they used to look like?

Brendan Schaub 34:23 Yeah, this is like a diff- a version.

Bryan Callen 34:24 Wow.

Brendan Schaub 34:24 There's multiple Captain Marvels.

Joe Rogan 34:26 Captain Marvel. So Captain Marvel's sometimes a guy, sometimes a girl. That's why nobody ever heard about it.

Bryan Callen 34:30 Goes both ways. Goes both ways.

34:31 Well, no one can relate to it-

Brendan Schaub 34:32 Oh.

Bryan Callen 34:32 We're just like, "All right, whatever."

34:33 Give me Silver Surfer.

34:33 That's not ... Yeah.

Joe Rogan 34:33 But they've run out of shit.

Bryan Callen 34:34 Give me Silver Surfer.

Joe Rogan 34:34 They, there's so many superheroes that they have like 10 different ones on Netflix.

Bryan Callen 34:38 Dude, get Aquaman out of my fucking face.

34:39 Dude, how about that Ant-Man shit? You guys watch that?

Joe Rogan 34:40 Get the fuck out of here.

Bryan Callen 34:42 Ant-fucking-wasp.

Joe Rogan 34:42 Oh, they're tiny.

Bryan Callen 34:44 Wasp.

Joe Rogan 34:44 Wasp Girl or some shit.

Bryan Callen 34:46 (laughs)

34:46 Dude, I can't fuck with that or Aquaman. Get that shit out of my house.

34:48 All that shit's horrible.

Joe Rogan 34:49 Hey, this is, this is a good fight too. Bryan Barberena and Vicente Luque. This is a good fight.

Bryan Callen 34:54 If we didn't watch Miles Jory, let's be real.

Joe Rogan 34:56 Oh, this is a good fight, man.

Bryan Callen 34:57 No, for sure.

Joe Rogan 34:58 This is a good fight.

Bryan Callen 34:58 Who won that fight?

Joe Rogan 34:59 Miles Jory did. Oh, no.

Bryan Callen 35:00 Did he?

Joe Rogan 35:00 Fili did. Fili did, excuse me.

Bryan Callen 35:02 Fuck.

Joe Rogan 35:02 Fili did.

Bryan Callen 35:02 Decision?

Joe Rogan 35:03 Yes. Deci- decision.

Bryan Callen 35:04 We couldn't even watch The Decision.

Joe Rogan 35:06 Well, we watched the fight.

Bryan Callen 35:07 God.

Joe Rogan 35:07 I saw The Decision. Oh, shit. Bryan Barberena good right hand.

Bryan Callen 35:13 Damn. Dude, I can't wait for the main event.

Joe Rogan 35:15 Hmm, me too.

Bryan Callen 35:16 I can't wait for Crown Gracie. Are you kidding?

Joe Rogan 35:19 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 35:19 Yeah.

Bryan Callen 35:19 Are you kidding?

Joe Rogan 35:19 I forgot. Yeah.

Bryan Callen 35:20 That was Crown fucking Gracie.

35:21 I'm talking about ice cream crowns.

Joe Rogan 35:22 I wanna see, I wanna hear a prediction on the main event. Prediction. Brian Callens since he really just, just got here and we haven't heard much from him.

Bryan Callen 35:30 Why you got that mustache, bro? Yeah, mustache.

Joe Rogan 35:31 Did you open up the bottle? Do we have a bottle opener?

Bryan Callen 35:34 What do you mean a mustache?

35:35 It looks dark.

Joe Rogan 35:36 Here we go.

Bryan Callen 35:36 My mustache? I'm a good-looking guy.

35:36 Yeah, it looks cool. It looks cool.

35:38 I'm a good-looking guy.

Joe Rogan 35:39 You are a handsome devil, you.

Bryan Callen 35:40 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 35:41 Um, what do you think of the main event, Cain Velasquez, Francis Ngannou?

Bryan Callen 35:44 Well, well, let me ask you this. How is Francis-

Joe Rogan 35:47 He's different.

Bryan Callen 35:47 ... gonna solve Cain's wrestling or his cardio? Or his fr-

35:51 Um, he's been training in France, so watch your tone.

35:52 Nuke, nuclear weapons. Well, c'est vrai, il m'est ... Uh, I mean, it's true, but I speak French. Uh-

Joe Rogan 35:56 He's been eating escargot and throwing nuclear weapons with his hands. True.

Bryan Callen 35:59 This, this may be true and-

Joe Rogan 36:00 That's life.

Bryan Callen 36:00 ... God, it's very dangerous, but he's, I feel like cuz he's got a one, a one sh- a puncher's chance, but everything else Cain does-

Joe Rogan 36:07 Hmm.

Bryan Callen 36:07 ... including boxing, he's better at.

Joe Rogan 36:09 Y- you, I'm sure it's cool.

Bryan Callen 36:09 I'm just curious to see what he looks like now after all this time off, injury and all that.

Joe Rogan 36:14 Yeah, the injuries are the, the big concern.

Bryan Callen 36:15 Which one do you want me to open, B?

36:17 You can open them all, my friend. It doesn't matter.

Joe Rogan 36:18 Oh, we- all right. Well, let's get crazy.

Bryan Callen 36:20 We're gonna lose. Let's get crazy. What kind of ... What did you bring?

36:22 I got-

Joe Rogan 36:22 Did you bring anything?

Bryan Callen 36:23 ... I went, I went a little California. I won one Barolo and I decided to go California. I went-

Joe Rogan 36:27 Oh.

Bryan Callen 36:27 ... I went old standbys. Standard good wines.

Joe Rogan 36:29 I've been drinking more red wine. What do you think of that ménage à trois I get from Ralph?

Bryan Callen 36:33 Woo.

36:33 I think it's a, I think it's never-

Joe Rogan 36:34 Oh, Luque just tagged Barberena with a left hook.

Bryan Callen 36:37 Barbereno.

36:37 Never bring up ménage à trois with Ralph.

36:38 Is he from Charlotte now?

Joe Rogan 36:40 No, no, no. Different guy.

Bryan Callen 36:40 Oh, okay.

Brendan Schaub 36:41 Just better stuff.

Joe Rogan 36:41 Brian Barberena.

Brendan Schaub 36:43 If you guy- if I look a little harder, it's because I was just at American Top Team with my friend-

Joe Rogan 36:46 You look thin.

Brendan Schaub 36:47 ... my good friend, Dustin Poirier, Mike Brown, and Thiago Alves.

Joe Rogan 36:49 Did they make you cut weight? You look skinny, dude.

Brendan Schaub 36:51 Took a private and went 10 rounds.

Joe Rogan 36:53 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 36:53 Dude, I don't... That's 'cause-

Joe Rogan 36:54 You look thin.

Brendan Schaub 36:55 That's because I can't have any wasted space when I'm doing striking with Thiago Alves.

Joe Rogan 36:57 Who'd you take a private with?

Brendan Schaub 36:59 Thiago Alves.

Joe Rogan 36:59 What did he have you do? Hit the pads?

Brendan Schaub 37:01 Yeah, it was great. Kick, and hit, and low kick. He was teaching me-

Joe Rogan 37:03 Did you see Dustin Poirier?

Brendan Schaub 37:04 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 37:04 Love that guy.

Brendan Schaub 37:04 He's great. They came to my, my show.

Joe Rogan 37:06 How's Dustin's hip doing? Is he all right?

Brendan Schaub 37:07 He looks, he looks fantastic.

Joe Rogan 37:09 Does he?

Brendan Schaub 37:09 Yes.

Joe Rogan 37:09 He's waiting for a fight, man.

Brendan Schaub 37:10 Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan 37:10 He was getting some stem cells or something, wasn't he?

Brendan Schaub 37:13 I don't, I don't know.

Joe Rogan 37:13 They need to hook him up with a good fight.

Brendan Schaub 37:15 He's so great. He's such a great guy.

Joe Rogan 37:16 He's a good dude.

Brendan Schaub 37:17 I like the dude.

Joe Rogan 37:17 Tough motherfucker.

Brendan Schaub 37:19 Super good.

Joe Rogan 37:19 I was, like, super impressed with him against Justin Gaethje.

Brendan Schaub 37:21 Oh, he looks... Yeah, fuck, he's, he is, he's fantastic.

Joe Rogan 37:24 Who is gi- Gaethje's got a great fight coming up. Who's Gaethje fighting? Gaethje's fighting someone really good. Oh, Edson Barboza.

Brendan Schaub 37:31 That's right.

Joe Rogan 37:33 (screams)

Brendan Schaub 37:34 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:35 (screams)

Brendan Schaub 37:35 (laughs) You think Gaethje's gonna wrestle?

Joe Rogan 37:38 Edson Barboza, Justin Gaethje. I hope he wrestles. I think it makes it interesting.

Brendan Schaub 37:41 They do not wrestle in high school?

Joe Rogan 37:41 These guys are banging, dude.

Brendan Schaub 37:42 Yeah, he's a beast wrestler.

Joe Rogan 37:43 Dude, Barboza's gonna go, "You like leg kicks?"

Brendan Schaub 37:46 (laughs)

37:46 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 37:46 "Cool, man. Check these out, bro."

Brendan Schaub 37:49 These, you can't see coming.

Joe Rogan 37:50 "Oh, you're a wrestler who thinks you can kick? Fantastic. Let's play that game."

Brendan Schaub 37:54 You do, Tia- Tiago, Tiago, and, uh, and Justin, Dustin were showing me, like, what, those, those low kicks.

Joe Rogan 38:00 Mm.

Brendan Schaub 38:00 Oh, they hurt so bad. Yeah.

38:00 They're like the details, the details of where you kick, I was like-

Joe Rogan 38:03 Fuck your leg up, man.

Brendan Schaub 38:04 Oh my gosh.

Joe Rogan 38:04 The nerves.

Brendan Schaub 38:05 Oh.

Joe Rogan 38:05 Your nerves are so exposed with that kick.

Brendan Schaub 38:07 Ugh.

38:07 Look at Primus, what he did to Michael Chandler.

38:09 Yeah.

38:09 Literally cut his fucking leg off.

Joe Rogan 38:10 Mm-hmm. And again with DJ and, uh, Cejudo.

Brendan Schaub 38:13 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:13 First fight, or, uh, first round-

Brendan Schaub 38:15 First round.

Joe Rogan 38:15 ... of the second fight.

Brendan Schaub 38:16 Ugh.

Joe Rogan 38:16 (coughs) That's a terrible kick. I've never been hit by one of those. I don't know what it feels like. Oh my God.

Brendan Schaub 38:20 Is it worse than kicking the knee?

Joe Rogan 38:22 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 38:22 Brandon.

Joe Rogan 38:22 You know, the thing about kicking the knee, it's hard to fuck your knee up.

Brendan Schaub 38:25 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 38:25 Like, you can, you can hyperextend the knee with a side kick. You could fuck someone's knee up that way, but-

Brendan Schaub 38:29 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Joe Rogan 38:30 He just got sat down.

Brendan Schaub 38:31 Oh.

Joe Rogan 38:31 Luque just got tagged.

Brendan Schaub 38:32 Oh, no. He's all right.

Joe Rogan 38:34 It-

Brendan Schaub 38:34 What?

Joe Rogan 38:35 He-

Brendan Schaub 38:35 How dare you?

Joe Rogan 38:36 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 38:36 Oh.

Joe Rogan 38:36 Look at this.

Brendan Schaub 38:37 He said, "I told you."

Joe Rogan 38:38 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 38:38 Oh.

38:38 You thought it was bullshit, Luke?

Joe Rogan 38:39 Oh, Luque takes him back.

Brendan Schaub 38:41 Wow. Wow.

38:41 Takes him back.

Joe Rogan 38:42 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 38:42 Oh, shit.

38:43 No. You're kidding me.

38:43 Dude, if he gets him here... Oh, that was unbelievable. He was, though.

Joe Rogan 38:47 He's got it.

Brendan Schaub 38:49 He's got to.

Joe Rogan 38:49 He's got this, he's got it.

Brendan Schaub 38:49 That's an amazing finish.

38:49 He's got to put that leg hook in. He's gotta put it in and flatten him out.

Joe Rogan 38:52 He's, he's taking his time.

Brendan Schaub 38:53 He's going to slide off.

Joe Rogan 38:54 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 38:54 Oh, shit.

Joe Rogan 38:54 Oh, yeah, it's going to slide off. Oh, no, no, no. He's on the chin.

Brendan Schaub 38:56 There he goes.

Joe Rogan 38:56 He's on the chin. There he goes.

Brendan Schaub 38:58 Oh.

Joe Rogan 38:58 Oh, he's cranking that neck. Oh, nastiness.

Brendan Schaub 39:01 Oh, body triangle.

Joe Rogan 39:02 He's about to get choked out.

Brendan Schaub 39:02 Body triangle. Body triangle.

Joe Rogan 39:04 How long can he last?

Brendan Schaub 39:05 It's over, kid.

Joe Rogan 39:05 How long can he last?

Brendan Schaub 39:05 It's game over. It's over, kid.

39:07 It's over.

Joe Rogan 39:07 Oh, he's cranking.

Brendan Schaub 39:07 And he got fully... It's over. It's in. He's-

Joe Rogan 39:09 He's cranking it.

Brendan Schaub 39:09 It's over.

39:10 No, it's al- he's out.

Joe Rogan 39:10 No, he's cranking it.

Brendan Schaub 39:11 He's out. He's out.

Joe Rogan 39:12 No, no, no, no.

Brendan Schaub 39:13 He's out.

Joe Rogan 39:13 He ain't out yet.

Brendan Schaub 39:14 He's out. Told you.

Joe Rogan 39:15 Oh, he's out.

Brendan Schaub 39:15 Wow.

39:15 He should've put the body triangle in.

Joe Rogan 39:17 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 39:17 You know how sore his neck and shoulders are?

Joe Rogan 39:19 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 39:19 Oh, damn.

Joe Rogan 39:20 Look at the darce. Right into his darce. Oh, shit.

Brendan Schaub 39:22 Filthy darce.

39:23 Damn.

39:23 Damn.

39:23 Look at that shit. That's over right there.

Joe Rogan 39:24 Luque's a beast, man.

Brendan Schaub 39:25 That's over right there. That-

Joe Rogan 39:26 But he has got to hook the leg.

Brendan Schaub 39:27 That's over right there, son.

Joe Rogan 39:28 Maybe not, maybe not.

Brendan Schaub 39:30 That's over right there.

Joe Rogan 39:30 Maybe weights.

Brendan Schaub 39:31 He's probably asleep in that mask.

Joe Rogan 39:31 Oh, no, he doesn't have it. Check it.

Brendan Schaub 39:33 Yeah, that's over for him.

Joe Rogan 39:34 He doesn't have it?

Brendan Schaub 39:34 That's over for him.

Joe Rogan 39:34 He's checking to see if he's okay. He gave him the thumbs up.

Brendan Schaub 39:36 Oh, he's out.

Joe Rogan 39:37 Oh, he lost it.

Brendan Schaub 39:38 Oh.

39:39 Oh, shit.

Joe Rogan 39:40 What a fight.

Brendan Schaub 39:40 Oh, he's drunk.

39:40 Bombarino dropping bombs.

Joe Rogan 39:41 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 39:41 What a fight.

39:42 Taking the frustration out.

Joe Rogan 39:44 Wow. Hammer fists.

Brendan Schaub 39:45 And that's the end of the round.

Joe Rogan 39:46 Oh, my God.

Brendan Schaub 39:46 Whoo.

39:47 This is a fight.

Joe Rogan 39:49 Is that fighting?

Brendan Schaub 39:50 Jesus Christ.

39:50 Is that fighting, Brian? The real thing.

39:52 That's... Guys, that's fi- a- from a guy who trains at Top Team, I can tell you that's a fight.

Joe Rogan 39:55 American Top Team in Coconut Grove or whatever the fuck it is.

Brendan Schaub 39:58 It's such a nice facility they have some great guys. Dude, I wish Amanda Nunes walked in there and beat the shit out of you.

40:02 Oh, wow.

40:02 Well, I was looking for her. I did see Junior dos Santos walking around.

Joe Rogan 40:04 You saw Junior?

Brendan Schaub 40:05 Oh, really?

40:05 That was pretty cool.

Joe Rogan 40:06 Well, I just would- I'd love to see that.

Brendan Schaub 40:07 Why? Why do you wanna see that?

40:07 He's big. He's, he's much bigger than you, Bubba.

Joe Rogan 40:09 Junior?

Brendan Schaub 40:10 What?

Joe Rogan 40:10 He's 6'4".

Brendan Schaub 40:11 I, I, I took him in, I took him in. Now, he's training a lot, but I took him in and-

Joe Rogan 40:15 This way? Like, with your eyes or with your mouth?

Brendan Schaub 40:17 Well, with my-

Joe Rogan 40:18 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 40:18 I outlined him, I outlined him with my hands.

40:20 (laughs)

40:22 (laughs) And I was producing estrogen when I saw him. But, uh...

40:24 (clears throat)

40:26 He, he was, uh... His... He looks better than you.

40:28 (coughs)

40:29 He looks more menacing. Dang, man. What am I gonna do? And he looked at me and he goes, "Hey, tell Schaub I'm not hearing a fucking peep out of him."

Joe Rogan 40:34 Wow.

Brendan Schaub 40:34 No doubt, I'll be in Miami, uh, March 16th through the 18th doing standup, so c- come see it.

40:39 Wow.

Joe Rogan 40:39 Okay.

Brendan Schaub 40:40 Yeah. Yeah, there you go.

Joe Rogan 40:40 Where you at? Which, what are you... What club you doing?

Brendan Schaub 40:42 I'm at, uh, Miami Improv.

Joe Rogan 40:43 (sighs)

Brendan Schaub 40:44 Yeah, I can't.

40:45 Damn, bro. Don't beat that face.

Joe Rogan 40:47 It's new.

Brendan Schaub 40:47 That, that club new. No, it's a new club.

40:47 It's a new one.

Joe Rogan 40:48 They've-

Brendan Schaub 40:48 What the fuck ever. No, it's a new club. It's supposed to be amazing.

40:51 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 40:51 Dude, that place-

Brendan Schaub 40:51 You kids chill out before I get there.

Joe Rogan 40:52 ... was so haunted. It was so bad. Coconut Grove? It was so bad. Last, last time I was there, I go-

Brendan Schaub 40:57 (laughs) Haunted.

Joe Rogan 40:58 I go, "I'm done." I go, "I'm never coming back."

Brendan Schaub 41:00 With comedy?

Joe Rogan 41:00 And they were laughing. They're like, "Ah." I go, "You people are too stupid." I go, "I can't come back here anymore," and they were laughing.

Brendan Schaub 41:06 And you never came back?

Joe Rogan 41:07 Never gone back to that club.

Brendan Schaub 41:07 Joe never does, man.

Joe Rogan 41:08 I ha- I had so- No, no. I did Miami last year. I did, I did a theater.

Brendan Schaub 41:11 You did?

Joe Rogan 41:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Brendan Schaub 41:12 A theater?

Joe Rogan 41:12 I did a theater in-

Brendan Schaub 41:13 I love Miami.

Joe Rogan 41:13 ... when I was... I had a great time, just... I'm only bullshitting, but they're, they're a little crazy. I was doing... That's right before my special. I was doing those, uh, cellphone bags, where they had to put their thing-

Brendan Schaub 41:21 Oh, that's right.

Joe Rogan 41:22 So, to use your phone, you have to leave the theater.

Brendan Schaub 41:23 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:24 So, you would think they would just sit down and watch the show. Everywhere else, that's the case. Not in Miami. In Miami, they kept leaving the theater-

Brendan Schaub 41:29 Oh, no.

Joe Rogan 41:29 ... and coming back.

Brendan Schaub 41:30 Oh.

Joe Rogan 41:30 Leaving the theater.

Brendan Schaub 41:31 Oh. Oh, no.

Joe Rogan 41:31 They're doing blow and having fucking parties and, like, they're talking.

Brendan Schaub 41:34 Everyone has asses. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 41:36 Oh, my God. They just kept going back and forth and back and forth.

Brendan Schaub 41:38 (coughs)

41:38 Took them way too long.

41:39 Not a flat ass to be found, not a flat ass to be found in Miami. And it's my- maybe my favorite place in many ways.

Joe Rogan 41:43 That's where Tiffany Haddish just... She just had a really bad New Year set.

Brendan Schaub 41:47 Yeah.

41:47 She just didn't prepare, I guess, right? She was hung over.

41:49 Well-

Joe Rogan 41:49 She's also doing movies. There's a sneaky thing that happens, man, when you're doing movies and then you become a huge star, so you're doing these big theaters as well, but you're not really doing enough standup-

Brendan Schaub 42:01 The reps.

Joe Rogan 42:01 ... to do those big the- you gotta fucking do mad reps to do big places. It's not the same thing.

Brendan Schaub 42:06 Are you watching him-

Joe Rogan 42:07 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 42:07 ... bang away at his head?

Joe Rogan 42:08 Brian Bombarino. Oh, big elbow by Luque.

Brendan Schaub 42:11 You don't see a lot of mohawks these days.

Joe Rogan 42:13 I do see one.

Brendan Schaub 42:13 When you do see one, you know he means business.

Joe Rogan 42:15 Bombarino just turned and walked away.

Brendan Schaub 42:16 He's turning away and getting him back to the center.

Joe Rogan 42:18 Taking a deep breath. (sniffs) But, uh, when Luque's throwing elbows like that from in close, maybe he's really good at elbows or maybe he hurt his hands.

Brendan Schaub 42:26 Is Luque Mohawk?

Joe Rogan 42:27 No.

Brendan Schaub 42:28 No.

Joe Rogan 42:28 The other one.

Brendan Schaub 42:28 Brazilian gentleman.

42:29 Luque can, Lu- Luque can just sit there and kinda take those shots off his gloves and...

Joe Rogan 42:34 Ooh, nice jab.

Brendan Schaub 42:35 He's, he's not... He- he's not...

Joe Rogan 42:37 Ooh, elbow by Bombarino.

Brendan Schaub 42:38 He's not afraid to just sit there. See?

Joe Rogan 42:42 Well, he's also probably really tired from the choke attempt-

Brendan Schaub 42:45 Now he's nasty with these elbows.

Joe Rogan 42:45 ... and then the darce attempt in the first round.

Brendan Schaub 42:47 I don't know. He just looks like he's...None of these guys are worried about leg kicks, are they?

Joe Rogan 42:52 Oh, nice front kick to the body.

Brendan Schaub 42:53 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 42:55 I feel like front kick to the body's one of the most underused weapons.

Brendan Schaub 42:58 Mm-hmm.

Joe Rogan 42:59 You know, that was one of the things that I was so impressed with Barboza, in the, uh, Hangman fight, in the Dan Hooker fight-

Brendan Schaub 43:05 Oh my God, what a fight.

Joe Rogan 43:06 ... those fucking body kicks.

Brendan Schaub 43:07 What a fucking fight.

43:08 Oh! Paul Fe-

43:09 What a fight.

43:10 Paul Felder said... I was stage, uh, cage side when Paul Felder was taking those kicks to the body from Barboza-

43:15 Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 43:15 Ugh.

Brendan Schaub 43:15 ... and his, and his skin was so red. And I said, I was like, "You seem like you didn't even notice." He goes, "Dude, they hurt so, they hurt so badly."

43:22 He fights tonight.

Joe Rogan 43:23 Yeah, he fights tonight.

Brendan Schaub 43:24 Felder does?

Joe Rogan 43:24 Yeah, he fights tonight.

Brendan Schaub 43:25 He fights Vic.

43:25 James, that guy's a killer.

43:26 Vic's like y- he's like one win from fucking, I feel like, being that guy. He's a monster, man.

Joe Rogan 43:31 Vic? Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 43:31 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 43:31 But Gaethje knocked him cold, remember, in the last fight?

Brendan Schaub 43:34 Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.

Joe Rogan 43:34 Then you gotta see how he recovers from that.

Brendan Schaub 43:35 Remember when he won like 10 before then, or some shit?

Joe Rogan 43:36 Oh, yeah. He's a beast, dude. He's a long, tall dude too.

Brendan Schaub 43:39 That's right. Gaethje knocked the fuck out of him.

Joe Rogan 43:41 Oh! Knocked the fuck out of him.

Brendan Schaub 43:42 Oh, this is the- I've never seen so many fucking elbows being thrown.

Joe Rogan 43:45 Dude, these guys are just banging. Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 43:46 Brian, you and Barberena have the same chest.

43:48 They are throwing elbows all day.

Joe Rogan 43:49 No, no, that's not true. That's not true. (laughing) You're so rude.

Brendan Schaub 43:52 What? No, that... It's not a bad thing.

43:54 Uh, no, 'cause that's-

Joe Rogan 43:55 Brian's shredded, dude.

Brendan Schaub 43:56 ... rude of Barberena, man.

Joe Rogan 43:57 My sh- my chest get... A big chest gets in the way of my speed.

Brendan Schaub 43:59 Dude, Brian works out nonstop.

Joe Rogan 44:00 Brian, Barberena's a professional fighter.

Brendan Schaub 44:02 Uh, but it doesn't mean he has a good chest.

Joe Rogan 44:03 He's got a beautiful beard.

Brendan Schaub 44:03 Like Cain's isn't great either.

44:04 I have a better body than that. I'll take my shirt off right now and put it up against... I'll stand right next to him, and you tell me if I don't have a better body.

44:10 Do it, bitch.

44:11 Oh, fuck. (laughing)

44:11 Do it, motherfucker. (laughing) I was waiting for that. Fucking do it, bitch. (laughing)

44:18 Not Tim. Not Tim.

44:21 Dude, you got the same chest.

Joe Rogan 44:23 Let me see. Throw some punches. Oh, you look really good.

Brendan Schaub 44:25 It's better.

Joe Rogan 44:26 You look very good.

Brendan Schaub 44:27 That, that's-

44:27 Brian's shredded, dude.

Joe Rogan 44:28 Brian, you look very good.

Brendan Schaub 44:29 I'm 52, motherfucker. I got bang.

Joe Rogan 44:30 You look very good.

Brendan Schaub 44:31 Your neck bothers me, but...

Joe Rogan 44:32 You know what? You're very slim around the forearms and the wrists. Doesn't look like you'd have a lot of pop to your shots.

Brendan Schaub 44:37 Right? I'm relaxed.

Joe Rogan 44:38 No. Yeah, you're not flexing at all.

Brendan Schaub 44:40 (laughing)

44:41 I'm really relaxed. I couldn't be more relaxed.

Joe Rogan 44:42 No, you're very-

Brendan Schaub 44:42 Yeah, I feel like I could choke you with one hand.

44:44 Dude, come at me, dude.

Joe Rogan 44:44 You're very jacked.

Brendan Schaub 44:45 You want no part of me right now.

Joe Rogan 44:46 You're... You know what's confusing to me is the hand, the hand-to-wrist ratio.

Brendan Schaub 44:51 I'm training top teams.

Joe Rogan 44:51 I don't see a lot of power coming out of those hands.

Brendan Schaub 44:53 Dude, you have no idea. Look at my fucking neck. It's a neck of a whale. Look at that shit.

Joe Rogan 44:53 It's like your forearms so, they're so small. They're so small. They're like you could pick locks.

Brendan Schaub 44:58 It's huge. I got off my ass. Look how tight that I am.

Joe Rogan 45:00 You could pick locks with your wrists.

Brendan Schaub 45:01 He does have a better body, though.

Joe Rogan 45:02 You do have a better body than those guys.

Brendan Schaub 45:03 Is there a camera over there?

45:04 Well, no, not better than, not better than Luke.

45:07 I haven't turned my... Well, Jamie just set it up. Fuck, man. I'm gonna get on TRT and then forget.

Joe Rogan 45:11 Luque. Vicente Luque is his name. Gentlemen, please.

Brendan Schaub 45:13 His body's better than yours, Brian.

Joe Rogan 45:14 Oh, yeah.

Brendan Schaub 45:14 Luque's better than yours. Barberena, give you a replay, Brian.

Joe Rogan 45:16 These guys are playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots here, man.

Brendan Schaub 45:19 I'm an actor.

Joe Rogan 45:19 They're just standing right in front of each other. Wouldn't you think that Luque would want to take this fight to the ground?

Brendan Schaub 45:24 I don't know.

45:24 He's just tired.

Joe Rogan 45:25 I mean, he almost fucking choked him out.

Brendan Schaub 45:27 Yeah, he did.

Joe Rogan 45:28 I get that he's tired. I mean, I, I really do get that, but, I mean, I want to see attempts. Like-

Brendan Schaub 45:33 How's that whiskey, Eddie?

45:35 It sucks. (laughing)

Joe Rogan 45:36 It's, it's filled with conspiracy theories. (laughing)

Brendan Schaub 45:39 You know where it comes from?

Joe Rogan 45:40 I'm thirsty.

Brendan Schaub 45:40 It comes from, uh, abortion fetuses. (fists thudding)

Joe Rogan 45:43 Oh, how dare you.

Brendan Schaub 45:44 Oh, wow. That... Wow.

Joe Rogan 45:45 I don't like this.

Brendan Schaub 45:45 You brought it to your fucking home.

Joe Rogan 45:48 Oh, Luque with a big left hook. Oh, Jesus.

Brendan Schaub 45:51 Dude, just-

Joe Rogan 45:51 These guys are just... I've, I've, I rarely see a fight where guys are just standing right in front of each other like that.

Brendan Schaub 45:56 Oh, there it is! There it is.

Joe Rogan 45:58 You gotta rock them.

Brendan Schaub 45:59 Oh, he's hurt. He pushed him down.

Joe Rogan 46:02 Yep.

Brendan Schaub 46:02 Do they hate each other? What's going on? (laughing)

Joe Rogan 46:04 They're fighters, bro. Professional fighters.

Brendan Schaub 46:06 Yeah, it's we- you don't see a lot of guys just swinging these days.

Joe Rogan 46:09 Mm-mm. No, you don't.

Brendan Schaub 46:10 No, they're both impressive. I'm trying to hide-

Joe Rogan 46:12 Brian Callahan, did you, did you watch MVP versus, uh, Paul Daley last night?

Brendan Schaub 46:15 I did not watch it, and I, I, I only wonder how someone like MVP will do if he ever goes to the UFC. I wanna see him fight guys like Adesanya.

Joe Rogan 46:22 Yeah, man, I'm-

Brendan Schaub 46:23 Dude, he's in the welterweight tournament, though.

Joe Rogan 46:24 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 46:24 That Bellator tournament's legit as fuck.

46:25 Yeah, it is.

Joe Rogan 46:26 It is legit as fuck.

Brendan Schaub 46:27 He's a killer.

Joe Rogan 46:27 He's, he's not ready for the UFC right now.

Brendan Schaub 46:29 He's not?

Joe Rogan 46:29 No.

Brendan Schaub 46:29 Michael Venom Page?

46:30 No. He'd get, he'd know.

46:31 Really?

Joe Rogan 46:31 Not after, not after watching Daley take him down. You gotta think what Tyron would do to him, or what Usman would do to him.

Brendan Schaub 46:37 Or Colby Covington, or any real legit wrestler.

Joe Rogan 46:40 Or any of the, any of the... But, but the thing about Tyron is-

Brendan Schaub 46:42 He's nice.

Joe Rogan 46:42 ... Tyron's a legit wrestler with nuclear weapons. It's not just-

Brendan Schaub 46:45 (laughing)

Joe Rogan 46:45 ... he's gonna punch you. He's gonna put your fucking jawbone through the back of your head.

Brendan Schaub 46:50 And he's a phenomenal boxer.

Joe Rogan 46:51 He, for everything.

Brendan Schaub 46:51 Like, he outstripped fucking Wonderboy.

Joe Rogan 46:53 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 46:53 He rocked Wonderboy, which is impossible to do.

Joe Rogan 46:55 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 46:55 Wonderboy-

Joe Rogan 46:56 How about he sat Darren Till down with one shot?

Brendan Schaub 46:59 Correct. (laughing)

Joe Rogan 47:00 One shot in the fight, boom!

Brendan Schaub 47:01 Dude, um, um...

Joe Rogan 47:02 Darren Till's on his ass.

Brendan Schaub 47:02 I'm so much shorter than Till too.

Joe Rogan 47:03 Imagine Darren Till, MVP.

Brendan Schaub 47:04 He's, he's so jacked, though.

Joe Rogan 47:06 Tyron is like the most-

Brendan Schaub 47:07 What's that?

Joe Rogan 47:07 ... jacked... Like, hi- it's like the, the best body competition... It's like first of all, you gotta give it all to the Cuban.

Brendan Schaub 47:13 Yeah, Yoel Romero.

Joe Rogan 47:14 Yoel Romero wins best body competition, period.

Brendan Schaub 47:16 Uh, of course he does.

47:17 Rockhold's right behind him.

47:18 Eh, it's a leaner, he's a taller-

Joe Rogan 47:19 He's bigger, taller, proportioned.

Brendan Schaub 47:21 ... but it's, it's a different thing.

47:22 He still looks like a model.

Joe Rogan 47:24 Rockhold, Rockhold looks great.

Brendan Schaub 47:25 He's got the beautiful model body.

Joe Rogan 47:25 He's got a beautiful body, but when Yoel Romero walks in-

Brendan Schaub 47:27 We're talking freak?

Joe Rogan 47:28 ... with bikini briefs on, you're like, "What in the fuck is he taking?"

Brendan Schaub 47:31 You're talking freak. All right, that's fair. Yeah, we're talking freaks.

Joe Rogan 47:32 What is that?

Brendan Schaub 47:33 Yeah, that's fair.

Joe Rogan 47:34 What is that?

Brendan Schaub 47:35 It's-

47:35 And then Francis goes, "Hold my cucumber." (laughing)

Joe Rogan 47:42 And then Brock Lesnar goes, "Hold my D-ball." (laughing)

Brendan Schaub 47:47 (laughing)

47:47 (laughing)

Joe Rogan 47:47 And then Aleister Ovett goes, "Hold my horse meat."

Brendan Schaub 47:50 And then Vitor goes, "Hold my acai. Let me if I can get in this thing." (laughing)

Joe Rogan 47:56 Nobody had a better body than Overeem when he was Ubering, nobody.

Brendan Schaub 47:59 The best.

Joe Rogan 47:59 Nobody ever, ever.

Brendan Schaub 48:00 I think we should bring it up on the Infinity Podcast.

Joe Rogan 48:02 Every podcast we do together.

Brendan Schaub 48:03 Agree.

Joe Rogan 48:03 And it needs to be brought up.

Brendan Schaub 48:04 I still think Yoel...

Joe Rogan 48:04 It has to be run.

Brendan Schaub 48:05 I got Yoel.

Joe Rogan 48:05 No, no, no.

Brendan Schaub 48:06 No, Over-

Joe Rogan 48:06 No, no, no.

Brendan Schaub 48:07 ... time Overeem?

48:07 No, Overeem was ridiculous, but Yoel just is a, is a perfect specimen of just like-

Joe Rogan 48:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Brendan Schaub 48:11 That's cute.

Joe Rogan 48:12 He's, his glute-

Brendan Schaub 48:12 Whatever. No, but-

Joe Rogan 48:13 Ubering was 265 pounds.

Brendan Schaub 48:14 Shredded.

Joe Rogan 48:16 Shredded.

Brendan Schaub 48:16 Proportionate. Jacked.

48:18 When he's standing on the scales and he's flexing, I remember being behind him when he was weighing in, just blinking, going, "What in the fuck am I looking at?"

48:24 Yeah.

48:25 "What is this?"

Joe Rogan 48:25 Even Brock Lesnar's like, "What the fuck is he on?"

Brendan Schaub 48:28 I was s-

Joe Rogan 48:28 I was so pumped for that fight 'cause that was his UFC debut, and his USC debut against Brock Lesnar. I was like s-... I was so pumped for that fight.

Brendan Schaub 48:35 And both of 'em were on that saucy, saucy.

Joe Rogan 48:38 They were on the saucy.

Brendan Schaub 48:38 Just both sauces.

48:38 'Cause Brock looked like a fucking grizzly bear as well.

48:41 Yo, where's that wine for, for your brother?

Joe Rogan 48:43 This is beautiful wine. (laughing)

Brendan Schaub 48:45 Where's that wine for your brother?

48:45 Pour it up, bro.

48:46 Sorry, buddy. I, I, I thought you guys were drinking whiskey. I didn't-

Joe Rogan 48:48 I'm doing that, too.

Brendan Schaub 48:49 I thought it was Ireland over there. I didn't know it was Italy.

Joe Rogan 48:51 We're free, we're free to do whatever we want. We're, we're Americans, we pay taxes.

Brendan Schaub 48:53 Jamie, Jamie.

48:55 Can we get, can we get Eddie some more whisky, man? Don't-

48:57 No more, no more whisky.

48:58 You're good?

Joe Rogan 48:58 Oh, right hand by Luque. Damn, these guys are still hitting each other.

Brendan Schaub 49:02 Dude, the ... These guys are still playing rock and roll.

49:03 How are they not going asleep?

Joe Rogan 49:03 Rock and sock. I feel like these fights are both all five minutes. Five rounds tonight. Gentlemen, what's, what's more fun ... You can't hooking him up with more?

Brendan Schaub 49:11 No, it's like-

Joe Rogan 49:12 I know. It's like-

Brendan Schaub 49:12 I think you should say-

Joe Rogan 49:12 Give me ... Let me get this beak wet. Let me get this beak wet.

Brendan Schaub 49:15 That's a restaurant pour.

Joe Rogan 49:15 You're a bad person.

Brendan Schaub 49:16 Nah, I love Eddie.

Joe Rogan 49:17 You're a bad person. Cheers.

Brendan Schaub 49:18 It's a restaurant.

Joe Rogan 49:19 Cheers, gentlemen.

Brendan Schaub 49:20 Cheers, guys.

49:20 Vodka, my favorite. (glasses clinking)

Joe Rogan 49:21 My favorite. My favorite. We were talking about this before you got here. My favorite.

Brendan Schaub 49:24 It's the best. It's the best.

Joe Rogan 49:26 Mm. I love doing podcasts. I love doing podcasts with everybody. But, man, there's something special about these. Look at that upward elbow, Anderson Silva style. Dude, Anderson ... We haven't talked about this. Anderson looked good. He looked-

Brendan Schaub 49:39 Really good.

Joe Rogan 49:39 He looked very good.

Brendan Schaub 49:40 Like, Stylebender didn't beat, like, an old weathered Anderson.

49:42 No, no, no.

49:42 Like, that was a good go.

Joe Rogan 49:44 Yeah. I mean, Anderson looked a little... I mean, he looked a little overmatched in terms of like technique because Stylebender is a legitimate world class, world championship caliber kickboxer. But Anderson was hanging in there with him.

Brendan Schaub 49:56 He was hanging in there, but ... And Anderson also tried-

Joe Rogan 49:58 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 49:58 God dog it.

49:59 Jesus.

Joe Rogan 49:59 Look at Ariani behind, like good Lord.

Brendan Schaub 50:02 That is ridic-

50:02 Look at Joe behind them.

50:03 I'm going, "What in the fuck?"

50:05 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 50:05 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 50:05 That's, that's so stupid.

50:06 Look at that.

50:06 That's the scariest fight of all time.

50:08 Are you watching this-

50:08 That's Ubering.

50:08 Th- These guys ... How do you score this fight? How would you ever score this fight?

50:11 I don't know, I'm looking at over in the fights there.

50:12 It's a good question. Who's going to win this fight? It- it's impossible to score.

Joe Rogan 50:14 That's a very good question.

Brendan Schaub 50:15 They, they-

50:15 It would suck to be a judge.

50:17 If, if you saw this in a movie, you'd be like, nobody punches that way anymore.

Brendan Schaub 50:19 Hey, you know-

Joe Rogan 50:19 I wanted to talk about that. There's two thing ... I watched some Glory fights today while I was working out. Two things that Glory does better than UFC. One, five judges, not three.

Brendan Schaub 50:27 Brilliant.

Joe Rogan 50:28 Two, open scoring.

Brendan Schaub 50:29 Love it.

50:30 What do you mean open scoring? What's that mean?

Joe Rogan 50:31 That you know who's winning every round.

Brendan Schaub 50:32 You know what's going on.

Joe Rogan 50:33 You know what's going on. After every round-

Brendan Schaub 50:34 Oh, wow.

Joe Rogan 50:34 ... the judges have to put up their scores. So if you see-

Brendan Schaub 50:37 Huh.

Joe Rogan 50:37 ... a fucking domination and then you see ten-nine for the wrong guy-

Brendan Schaub 50:41 Like what the fuck?

Joe Rogan 50:41 ... the whole crowd can go, "What the fuck?"

Brendan Schaub 50:44 I love that.

50:44 Put the pressure on the motherfuckers.

50:45 I love it.

Joe Rogan 50:45 I love it. I love it.

Brendan Schaub 50:47 What would they have to do change it?

50:49 It's the commissions. It's not the UFC.

50:50 They blow ... It's the commission. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 50:51 And by the way, you know, the best place to, to do that kind of change is right here. Andy Foster is like one of the most proactive, uh, ahead of the curve, intelligent guys in all ... And you know, and Bob Bennett over in Nevada is just as good. He's excellent too. They can do this. They can-

Brendan Schaub 51:08 But if, if Nevada does it-

Joe Rogan 51:09 They just need to vote on it.

Brendan Schaub 51:10 If Nevada does it-

Joe Rogan 51:11 Everybody does it.

Brendan Schaub 51:11 ... everyone's going to do it.

Joe Rogan 51:11 Everybody. Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 51:12 So we just need Nevada.

Joe Rogan 51:12 But that's not entirely true because of the new rules. The new rules are not adopted.

Brendan Schaub 51:17 The unified-

Joe Rogan 51:17 Yeah, they're not adopted by everybody.

Brendan Schaub 51:18 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 51:18 Are they even adopted by Nevada? Are they-

Brendan Schaub 51:21 The unified rules-

Joe Rogan 51:22 It's Nevada. I always say Nevada. It's not Nevada.

Brendan Schaub 51:23 I say Nevada too.

Joe Rogan 51:24 It's Nevada.

Brendan Schaub 51:25 I say, I say Nevada-

51:26 It's not Nevada.

51:26 I say Nevada.

51:27 You know what? I just say Las Vegas.

51:28 Nevada.

51:29 I say Las Vegas.

51:29 Nope.

51:30 The rest of Nevada doesn't count.

51:30 I was just there. I say Nevada-

51:32 Trust me.

51:32 ... and I say Notre Dame.

Joe Rogan 51:33 Mm.

Brendan Schaub 51:34 Mm.

Joe Rogan 51:34 Do you say, um-

Brendan Schaub 51:35 Argentina?

51:36 Argent-

51:36 Argentina?

Joe Rogan 51:37 Argentina?

Brendan Schaub 51:37 No, I say Arre- arre- arre-

51:39 Argentina?

51:39 ... argentina. Argentina, Arde- Arde-

51:40 Okay.

51:40 ... argentina and Chile.

51:41 Do you say Ibiza?

51:43 I say Ibiza-

51:44 Ibiza.

51:44 ... and I say Uruguay and Paraguay.

51:46 Paraguay.

51:46 That's what I say.

51:47 What about Afghanistan?

51:48 Afghanistan, of course. I always say Af-

51:50 Of course. Of course.

Joe Rogan 51:51 (laughs)

Brendan Schaub 51:51 And I say, and I say, and I say Africa.

51:53 God damn, look at this fight.

51:55 I say Africa.

51:55 Look at this fight.

Joe Rogan 51:56 This is insane. These guys are Rock 'Em-

Brendan Schaub 51:58 This is not ... This might not the way to fight-

Joe Rogan 52:00 ... Sock 'Em Robots.

Brendan Schaub 52:00 ... if you want a long term career.

52:01 If you want that $50,000 bonus-

Joe Rogan 52:03 Yeah. If you want to-

Brendan Schaub 52:03 ... and some brain trauma.

Joe Rogan 52:04 ... play Jeopardy when you're 40.

Brendan Schaub 52:05 Oh. Oh. (laughs)

52:06 (laughs)

Joe Rogan 52:06 This is a bad move.

Brendan Schaub 52:08 (laughs)

52:08 How tough are these dudes?

Joe Rogan 52:09 Yo, you know what I saw the other day?

Brendan Schaub 52:11 What?

Joe Rogan 52:11 I saw Wolf Blitzer play Jeopardy. He lit- he, he ended up at the end of it-

Brendan Schaub 52:16 Oh.

Joe Rogan 52:16 ... with minus $4,000.

Brendan Schaub 52:18 (gunshot) . Oh my God.

Joe Rogan 52:19 Oh. Oh.

Brendan Schaub 52:19 Oh my God. That's, that-

Joe Rogan 52:20 That's it.

Brendan Schaub 52:20 You can't. You can't.

Joe Rogan 52:21 That's the end. Holy shit.

Brendan Schaub 52:23 You can't. Amazing fight.

Joe Rogan 52:25 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 52:26 How much time was left?

52:26 For both of them.

Joe Rogan 52:27 It looked like nothing.

Brendan Schaub 52:28 Not there, because the clock was off.

52:29 Five seconds off, five seconds.

52:29 So less than 10.

Joe Rogan 52:30 Maybe five seconds in the last round.

Brendan Schaub 52:32 It wasn't a knockout.

52:32 Maybe they didn't ... Maybe the ref just stopped it.

Joe Rogan 52:34 No, they stopped it. They stopped it.

Brendan Schaub 52:34 They didn't mess with Anderson. They stopped it.

52:34 You don't know that.

52:35 You, you can't, you can't stand and bang like that for-

Joe Rogan 52:38 They stopped it.

Brendan Schaub 52:38 ... forever, right?

Joe Rogan 52:40 That's not good.

Brendan Schaub 52:40 Sometimes you can.

Joe Rogan 52:41 Wow.

Brendan Schaub 52:42 A brawl like that.

Joe Rogan 52:42 Look at this. He said, "Woo." And then Garcia-

Brendan Schaub 52:44 Wow.

Joe Rogan 52:44 ... just looked at his corner and goes, "Woo."

Brendan Schaub 52:46 Wow.

52:46 Is he Brazilian?

Joe Rogan 52:47 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 52:47 Yeah. Yeah.

Joe Rogan 52:47 Dude, did you see fucking, uh ...

Brendan Schaub 52:50 He is.

Joe Rogan 52:50 How badass are Brazilians just overall?

Brendan Schaub 52:52 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 52:52 Just stop, just stop and think about how many bad motherfuckers came out of Brazil right now.

Brendan Schaub 52:56 They ain't coming out of Uruguay.

Joe Rogan 52:57 Crazy.

Brendan Schaub 52:57 They ain't coming out of Belize.

52:59 Belize.

52:59 They ain't coming out of Colombia.

53:00 Colombia.

Joe Rogan 53:01 I mean, there's a few, I'm sure.

Brendan Schaub 53:02 Yeah, there's a few-

Joe Rogan 53:03 But Brazil-

Brendan Schaub 53:03 ... but the majori- the majority are all coming out of Brazil.

Joe Rogan 53:05 Dude.

Brendan Schaub 53:06 It's insane.

53:06 How about the hoes in Brazil as well? That's just ... The whole nation.

Joe Rogan 53:09 (clears throat)

Brendan Schaub 53:09 The hoes are the girls who need help with their rent. Take it easy, bro.

53:13 (laughs)

53:13 (laughs)

53:14 How, how could he say it? What an asshole.

Joe Rogan 53:15 It's not, it's not really Br- it's not really Brazil-

Brendan Schaub 53:16 How dare you label them that.

53:18 It's, it's Rio. It's Rio. Get it straight. Rio is the difference.

Joe Rogan 53:22 Rio nice, ah, whatever the-

Brendan Schaub 53:23 Rio is the difference because their, their church-

Joe Rogan 53:25 Oh.

Brendan Schaub 53:25 ... is the beach.

Joe Rogan 53:26 Look at this.

Brendan Schaub 53:26 So everyone got to look good in Rio.

Joe Rogan 53:29 Mm.

Brendan Schaub 53:30 Man, this guy is rough. Look at-

Joe Rogan 53:31 Boom, there it is.

Brendan Schaub 53:32 Oh.

Joe Rogan 53:33 There's the right hand. Boom, there's the knee.

Brendan Schaub 53:35 It's the ... Oh, the knee?

Joe Rogan 53:35 There's another knee.

Brendan Schaub 53:36 Oh.

53:36 Oh, shit. It's tough.

Joe Rogan 53:36 On the way down.

Brendan Schaub 53:37 Yeah, it was tough.

Joe Rogan 53:38 Oh, the mouthpiece went flying. That's it.

Brendan Schaub 53:40 Oh, no.

Joe Rogan 53:40 Stopped it.

Brendan Schaub 53:41 Look at this.

Joe Rogan 53:42 Look at this.

Brendan Schaub 53:42 Look at this.

Joe Rogan 53:43 Oh my God. And this is ...

Brendan Schaub 53:44 (sighs)

Joe Rogan 53:44 They'd been playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots for three fucking rounds.

Brendan Schaub 53:47 Yeah. You can't fight like that.

Joe Rogan 53:48 Damn, that's crazy.

Brendan Schaub 53:49 You can't do that. It's so bad.

Joe Rogan 53:50 That's it. That's it.

Brendan Schaub 53:51 Good stoppage by the ref.

53:52 Good fight though and good for ESPN too because-

Joe Rogan 53:54 Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 53:54 ... the common fans watching, going, "Yeah, sock each other in the face." "Hit him, bro." "Rip his head off, bro."

Joe Rogan 53:59 "Hit him, bro. Do it."

Brendan Schaub 54:00 "I could do that."

Joe Rogan 54:01 "Do it for Georgia." Nevada State Athletic Commission adopts new unified rules. Oh, excellent. When does this ... What is this labeled?

Brendan Schaub 54:07 It's, uh, November 13th, 2018.

Joe Rogan 54:09 Oh, so 2018. Okay. So they finally adopted it.

Brendan Schaub 54:12 So they're going to do the same-

Joe Rogan 54:13 They did adopt it.

Brendan Schaub 54:13 ... they're going to do the-

Joe Rogan 54:14 Excludes grounded fighter rule. Oh, interesting. So they, they, they took the new rules, but they, um, don't accept the one point down rule.

Brendan Schaub 54:24 Mm-hmm.

54:24 So- so are they gonna do what they-

Joe Rogan 54:26 It's a gray area.

Brendan Schaub 54:26 ... what Glory does? Is it gonna be five rounds?

54:27 I don't like that- No, bro.

54:29 ... that grounded fighter rule.

54:30 Different rules.

54:30 They gave that system-

54:31 It's too gray. It's too much of a gray area. Dude, how about that says fucking Paul Daley protests MVP loss, says Bellator rigged it to protect their investment.

Joe Rogan 54:41 Paul Daley, you're a monster. When he's, when he's on, he's a monster. There's no man on the planet who ... I mean, think about what he did to Lorenz Larkin, right? Lorenz Larkin is a really tactical striker and Paul Daley-

Brendan Schaub 54:52 Top 10.

Joe Rogan 54:53 He lands that fucking left hand on you, you, you forget your childhood.

Brendan Schaub 54:56 He's been fighting. He- he's been fighting since-

Joe Rogan 54:58 I'm disappointed he says MMA politics and Bellator protecting their investment. I feel he won three rounds to two in my opinion. I beat that fool.... really close fight.

Brendan Schaub 55:06 I c- I can't see how he thinks he won three rounds, though. Like, if they give it to Daley, I'm like, "All right, fine. We all lost." The fans lost. But, uh, if y- how he says three, I'm like, "All right, that's fine."

Joe Rogan 55:15 I don't know. It's a, it's-

Brendan Schaub 55:16 It was a bullshit fight all the way around.

Joe Rogan 55:17 It was? Uh.

Brendan Schaub 55:18 It wasn't the best fight.

Joe Rogan 55:19 N- uh-oh.

Brendan Schaub 55:20 Like-

Joe Rogan 55:20 It wa-

Brendan Schaub 55:20 ... wasn't a lot going on.

Joe Rogan 55:22 What? Nothing, nothing-

Brendan Schaub 55:23 Wasn't the best fight.

Joe Rogan 55:23 ... too cautious? Yeah, well-

Brendan Schaub 55:24 He was watching two blue belts grapple. (laughs)

Joe Rogan 55:26 Yeah. Daley kept trying, D- Daley, Daley took him down, then he lost position once, and then VP got on top of him and beat his ass, got his back. I thought he was gonna choke him out.

Brendan Schaub 55:35 Me too. I thought he had a rear naked there for a second.

Joe Rogan 55:39 Yeah. I was amazed, um, that Paul Daley was able to take him down, though. I mean, he really made some big improvements in his wrestling. I mean, I guess maybe he felt like after the Jon Fitch fight, if you can't beat him, join him. What a great... Th- this was a great fight, man.

Brendan Schaub 55:50 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 55:51 Wow, six seconds left. What weight was this, 70?

Brendan Schaub 55:55 Uh, yeah, that's 70.

Joe Rogan 55:58 I, I saw-

Brendan Schaub 55:59 All right, come in, warehouse suit.

Joe Rogan 55:59 ... I saw Co- Colby Covington at American Top Team-

Brendan Schaub 56:02 Yeah, I'm with you, Sam.

Joe Rogan 56:03 ... he just finished working out. And, uh, when you see them, like, when they're off season, they're just, they just... You're like, "How are you 157?"

Brendan Schaub 56:09 They're big.

Joe Rogan 56:09 They fell like- I saw Gleason Thibault.

Brendan Schaub 56:10 Dude.

Joe Rogan 56:10 I saw Gleason, I saw Gleason Thibault.

Brendan Schaub 56:12 Oh, my God.

Joe Rogan 56:12 I, I, I was like, "You fought a 155? He looks... " He's so thick and I didn't even recognize him.

Brendan Schaub 56:18 He's huge.

Joe Rogan 56:19 I go, I go, I think... And he goes, "Yeah, that's Gleason Thibault." I was like-

Brendan Schaub 56:21 (coughs)

Joe Rogan 56:21 ... "What?" Yeah, he's- Well, he looked huge when he was weighing 155. Yeah. He would get on the scale-

Brendan Schaub 56:25 He was so big.

Joe Rogan 56:26 ... and I was, I was like, "What is ha- what are you, hollow?"

Brendan Schaub 56:28 He was so big.

Joe Rogan 56:28 (laughs) Like a fucking, one of those chocolate bunnies? How are you hollow? (laughs) Yeah.

Brendan Schaub 56:31 (laughs) You're a chocolate Easter bunny?

Joe Rogan 56:32 (laughs) Like, how do you, how do you, how are you that big-

Brendan Schaub 56:34 I love the hollow ones.

Joe Rogan 56:34 ... and that, and that, that light?

Brendan Schaub 56:35 (laughs) I eat ass first.

Joe Rogan 56:36 I hate the, I hate the fucking hollow ones. I like a solid bunny.

Brendan Schaub 56:38 Oh, I love the hollow ones, dude.

Joe Rogan 56:39 I feel ripped off.

Brendan Schaub 56:40 The solid ones fuck my teeth up.

Joe Rogan 56:41 (growls)

Brendan Schaub 56:41 Do you eat ears or ass first?

Joe Rogan 56:43 Ears, bro.

Brendan Schaub 56:43 I go ass.

Joe Rogan 56:44 Really?

Brendan Schaub 56:45 Yeah, I go ass first.

Joe Rogan 56:45 That's weird. You do?

Brendan Schaub 56:46 Yeah.

Joe Rogan 56:46 I always go ears.

Brendan Schaub 56:47 No, like a grizzly bear.

Joe Rogan 56:48 It's a bunny though, dude. It's not a girl.

Brendan Schaub 56:48 Yeah, I know.

Joe Rogan 56:49 Mm. Mm. Your skin looks, uh... What's going on, bro? You look good. You look tight.

Brendan Schaub 56:54 Oh, really?

Joe Rogan 56:55 You look handsome. Yeah, it looks shiny and it looks very healthy.

Brendan Schaub 56:56 Oh, no. Well, I haven't worked out-

Joe Rogan 56:57 Have you been sleeping?

Brendan Schaub 56:58 ... in over a week, nope.