Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 17, 2019

1. 0:00 – 1:58

   Comedy Store hoodies, late-night sets, and honest crowds

   1. JRJoe Rogan0:00

      ... you dare. (instrumental music plays)

   2. BSBrendan Schaub0:01

      I'll, I'll send you a link.

   3. JRJoe Rogan0:02

      For, here we go, shh, shh, shh.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub0:04

      Just do it.

   5. JRJoe Rogan0:04

      Three, dos, uno. (door closes) Yes! And we're live, ladies and gents. (laughs)

   6. BSBrendan Schaub0:11

      (laughs)

   7. JRJoe Rogan0:11

      Brendon Schaub with the official Comedy Store jersey on. That's a real Comedy Store hoodie. That's the real shit.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub0:17

      It's the real deal, man.

   9. JRJoe Rogan0:18

      You look like a doorman.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub0:18

       I look like a doorman.

   11. JRJoe Rogan0:19

       Yeah, I wear those shits all the time.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub0:21

       I love them.

   13. JRJoe Rogan0:21

       Yeah, me too.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub0:22

       I know, I finally got one.

   15. JRJoe Rogan0:23

       << It's your motherfucking bravo. >>

   16. BCBryan Callen0:24

       Dude, you'd be head of security if you were working the door. You know what I mean?

   17. JRJoe Rogan0:26

       Too handsome?

   18. BCBryan Callen0:27

       Like, right away.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub0:27

       Dude, I'd-

   20. BCBryan Callen0:27

       Right away.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub0:28

       ... I would do, uh, I'd work the, I'd be a doorman at the Comedy Store. Especially if they gave me spots in the OR, I'd 100% do that.

   22. BCBryan Callen0:33

       Shit.

   23. JRJoe Rogan0:34

       Yeah, you'd get those 1:00 AM spots. You don't want them spots. Those spots are confidence crushers.

   24. BCBryan Callen0:38

       Ugh.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub0:39

       Yeah.

   26. BCBryan Callen0:39

       They make you wanna quit. (laughs)

   27. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       (laughs)

   28. BSBrendan Schaub0:41

       (laughs)

   29. JRJoe Rogan0:41

       Those spots-

   30. BCBryan Callen0:42

       Like, "Why am I doing this?" (laughs)
2. 1:58 – 2:45

   Actors doing standup, real comics, and Michael Rapaport improving

   1. JRJoe Rogan1:58

      You know what's really hilarious when you watch those guys try to do standup? When they get it in their head that they can't, they, you know, like, "Come on, I can't fail. I'm, everybody loves me."

   2. BSBrendan Schaub2:05

      Yeah, "I was crushing. I was murdering." (laughs)

   3. BCBryan Callen2:07

      Yeah, and then they, they see them go up at the store.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub2:08

      (laughs)

   5. JRJoe Rogan2:08

      But I'll tell you what, man, Michael Rapport is getting pretty fucking sporty. I saw him do a couple of minutes the other day, and he seemed like a real comic. And I know he's only been doing it for, like, a little bit.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub2:21

      He did it before, and then he got into acting. Like, sort of-

   7. JRJoe Rogan2:25

      Oh.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub2:25

      I, I, I think he tried it before, but yeah, he's-

   9. JRJoe Rogan2:26

      He's getting-

   10. BSBrendan Schaub2:27

       Rapport's talented.

   11. JRJoe Rogan2:27

       He's getting good.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub2:28

       Yeah, yeah.

   13. BCBryan Callen2:29

       He's good to gather, sure.

   14. JRJoe Rogan2:29

       But he's, I saw him once, and it was, he was struggling a little bit, but it could've just been the crowd. But then I saw him recently, I'm like, "Damn."

   15. BCBryan Callen2:36

       He's a tall motherfucker too. I never realized that.

   16. JRJoe Rogan2:38

       Mm-hmm.

   17. BCBryan Callen2:39

       He's tall as fuck.

   18. JRJoe Rogan2:40

       He is tall.

   19. BSBrendan Schaub2:40

       Pretty tall.

   20. BCBryan Callen2:41

       Taller than you?

   21. JRJoe Rogan2:42

       Compared to you? No.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub2:42

       He, no...

   23. JRJoe Rogan2:43

       He's, like, he's a little shorter than Schaub.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub2:44

       6'2"?

3. 2:45 – 4:18

   Fight Companion begins: ESPN’s first big card and heavyweight greatness debates

   1. JRJoe Rogan2:45

      Ooh, Andre Fili. Eh, Andre Fili and Miles Jory, that's a good fucking fight.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub2:48

      Great fight.

   3. JRJoe Rogan2:48

      So, here we are, folks. This is A Fight Companion. This is, uh, ESPN's first real card. Not on ESPN+, this is on ESPN ESPN, which is huge for the sport. And Cain "motherfucking" Velasquez, my vote for the best heavyweight in the UFC ever. I think-

   4. BSBrendan Schaub3:06

      That's fair.

   5. JRJoe Rogan3:07

      ... the most accomplished is Stipe, for sure. S- I mean, s- it's hard. Fabricio Werdum, what a fucking record that guy has.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub3:14

      There's a good argument for Werdum in there.

   7. JRJoe Rogan3:15

      He tapped Minota- uh, he's got a, there's a good argument for Minota- uh, for, uh, Ver- Werdum being one of the greatest of all time. 'Cause, uh, or the greatest. Because he tapped Minotauro, tapped Cain, tapped, uh, tapped Fedor. I mean, who the fuck has tapped all those guys?

   8. BCBryan Callen3:29

      Yeah.

   9. JRJoe Rogan3:29

      I mean, he's, he's a motherfucker.

   10. BCBryan Callen3:31

       Yep.

   11. JRJoe Rogan3:32

       But as far as w- what I've seen from, like, when he's in his prime, well, you know, out- outside of all of his injuries, Cain at one point in time was just a storm. And, you know, I talked to... uh, it was really funny, man. We were backstage and I was talking to, uh, Bob Cook. And he's, and, uh, and I was like, "People wanna try to ride that storm out." And they were laughing. Bob Cook goes, "That storm never ends. Storm never ends." It doesn't.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub3:54

       Was it with his tenacity?

   13. JRJoe Rogan3:55

       His cardio was insanity. It didn't even make sense.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub3:57

       Remember when he beat, uh, JDS when it was J-D-S-

   15. JRJoe Rogan4:00

       Yeah.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub4:01

       ... and then beat The Brakes off of him?

   17. JRJoe Rogan4:03

       Second fight and the third fight. Yeah.

   18. BCBryan Callen4:03

       Is that the-

   19. BSBrendan Schaub4:03

       He wouldn't have been the same.

   20. BCBryan Callen4:04

       He, uh, he, uh, he was on the first Fox card too.

   21. JRJoe Rogan4:07

       Yes.

   22. BCBryan Callen4:07

       Right?

   23. JRJoe Rogan4:07

       Yes.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub4:07

       And he lasted 26 seconds-

   25. JRJoe Rogan4:09

       Yeah.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub4:09

       ... and he got, he got knocked out behind the air.

   27. JRJoe Rogan4:10

       Yeah, yeah, JDS, but he wouldn't, he should-

   28. BSBrendan Schaub4:11

       That wasn't good for business.

   29. JRJoe Rogan4:12

       ... who should not have been fighting. You know that.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub4:14

       JDS shouldn't have?
4. 4:18 – 5:48

   Ngannou’s threat, Stipe’s blueprint, and other ‘bad fight’ comparisons

   1. JRJoe Rogan4:18

      Okay. First round, Miles Jory, Andre Fili, and then of course, Cain's fighting the scariest motherfucker in the history of the sport.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub4:26

      Unless you can wrestle.

   3. JRJoe Rogan4:27

      In my, in my opinion... Unless you can wrestle.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub4:28

      Or unless you're a cardio machine.

   5. JRJoe Rogan4:29

      Well, y- after Stipe, you know, Stipe kind of exposed some holes in his game. But, you know, the guy's only been fighting for a few years.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub4:36

      Stipe did expose some... but, uh-

   7. JRJoe Rogan4:37

      Yeah.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub4:37

      ... to Francis' credit, that, I mean... he fucking ate-

   9. JRJoe Rogan4:40

      Yeah.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub4:40

       ... some big shots that it Stipe.

   11. JRJoe Rogan4:41

       Yep, yep.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub4:41

       And he took it.

   13. JRJoe Rogan4:42

       Yep.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub4:42

       And lasted all five rounds, so...

   15. JRJoe Rogan4:43

       And he came back and had a terrible fight with Derrick Lewis, but Derrick Lewis is a beast. And he was-

   16. BSBrendan Schaub4:48

       That was a bad fight.

   17. JRJoe Rogan4:49

       ... he was very nervous. It was a bad fight. But then came back and stopped Curtis Blaydes.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub4:52

       Uh, yeah, clipped him.

   19. JRJoe Rogan4:53

       And Curtis, and Curtis Blaydes.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub4:54

       Curtis is a motherfucker.

   21. JRJoe Rogan4:55

       He is a motherfucker.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub4:55

       Worst fight, Derrick Lewis-Francis, which we thought there was gonna be fireworks, or Paul Daley-MVP last night. (snaps fingers)

   23. JRJoe Rogan5:02

       Um, no.

   24. BCBryan Callen5:03

       Fuck you, man.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub5:04

       (laughs)

   26. JRJoe Rogan5:04

       I didn't see that.

   27. BCBryan Callen5:04

       Fuck you, bro.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub5:05

       How did he go?

   29. BCBryan Callen5:06

       Paul, Paul Daley went, "You know what? I'm a wrestler now."

   30. JRJoe Rogan5:09

       Dude, it was crazy.
5. 5:48 – 11:44

   MVP deep dive: point fighting style, size advantages, and takedown defense problems

   1. JRJoe Rogan5:48

      He scares the shit outta you with that power. You gotta mind your Ps and Qs. But what I like about Page is that I've always said that one day we're gonna see a guy who's a point fighter who learns how to do other shit. 'Cause those guys are impossible to hit 'cause their whole thing is lunging in and lunging out, lunging in and lunging out.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub6:03

      W- Wonderboy a little bit, right?

   3. JRJoe Rogan6:05

      Wonderboy a little bit, but he's more of a kickboxer-

   4. BSBrendan Schaub6:07

      Yeah.

   5. JRJoe Rogan6:07

      ... than a point fighter.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub6:08

      Not so much a point fighter.

   7. JRJoe Rogan6:08

      And phenomenal kickboxer. I mean...

   8. BSBrendan Schaub6:10

      Phenomenal.

   9. JRJoe Rogan6:10

      But, but-... po- what you, what you see from MVP is, like, one of the best point fighters that's ever even attempted to fight in MMA.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub6:17

       He doesn't get touched.

   11. JRJoe Rogan6:18

       He's so good.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub6:19

       He doesn't get touched.

   13. EBEddie Bravo6:20

       He actually won championships for point running?

   14. JRJoe Rogan6:21

       Yeah, yeah, yeah.

   15. BSBrendan Schaub6:21

       Monster.

   16. EBEddie Bravo6:22

       With, really?

   17. JRJoe Rogan6:22

       Against Raymond Daniels. You should see the two of them fight. Like, Raymond Daniels was another one who was a legit world-class point fighter.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub6:29

       And MVP's undefeated in professional boxing too.

   19. JRJoe Rogan6:31

       Yeah. Yes, un- but-

   20. BSBrendan Schaub6:32

       That fight wasn't-

   21. JRJoe Rogan6:32

       ... who was he fighting?

   22. BSBrendan Schaub6:33

       He, oh, nobodies. But still.

   23. JRJoe Rogan6:34

       The re- the first real fight-

   24. BSBrendan Schaub6:36

       That fight was some bullshit.

   25. JRJoe Rogan6:37

       ... he had was last night against Daley. And i- i- there were some holes. There were some holes that were exposed. It was way too easy for Daley to take him down.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub6:42

       But he's only 13 and 0.

   27. JRJoe Rogan6:44

       That's true, but he still-

   28. BSBrendan Schaub6:44

       He's only 13 fights.

   29. JRJoe Rogan6:46

       It was way too easy for Daley to take him down. Not that ... I mean, Daley doesn't have-

   30. BSBrendan Schaub6:49

       His next fight's gonna be tough.
6. 11:44 – 14:05

   Camp choices, altitude vs sea level, and ‘science-based’ training talk

   1. BSBrendan Schaub11:44

      Dude, where did ... I thought, uh, uh, uh, uh, Francis was gonna go to a new camp. And I saw he's just training full time in France. I'm like ...Not the best-

   2. JRJoe Rogan11:52

      Hmm.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub11:52

      ... wrestling in France, but we'll figure it out.

   4. JRJoe Rogan11:55

      Hmm. There's-

   5. BSBrendan Schaub11:55

      Maybe just hitting, like, the heavy w- weigh.

   6. JRJoe Rogan11:57

      I mean, where would he go? Like, you'd want him to go to two places in my opinion. I'd want him to go to either ATT or AKA. Right? ATT, they got a lot of... Uh, th- they got enough heavyweights, and they have a phenomenal coaching staff, right? But you want, you want someone big to work with. And AKA, they're not really gonna probably take him.

   7. BSBrendan Schaub12:14

      Or go to Elevation Fight Team, where you got-

   8. JRJoe Rogan12:17

      Hmm.

   9. BSBrendan Schaub12:17

      ... you got Curtis Blaydes-

   10. JRJoe Rogan12:18

       Right.

   11. BSBrendan Schaub12:18

       ... and Overeem, who he's fought, both of them.

   12. JRJoe Rogan12:19

       Right, right, right.

   13. BSBrendan Schaub12:20

       And you got great coaching at-

   14. JRJoe Rogan12:21

       Yeah.

   15. BSBrendan Schaub12:21

       ... the altitude there.

   16. JRJoe Rogan12:22

       Yep, that's true.

   17. BSBrendan Schaub12:22

       You got great strike in Christian Alan.

   18. JRJoe Rogan12:24

       You know, the thing about that altitude training is... It's really interesting. I was talking to TJ Dillashaw, and, you know, he used to think that altitude training was where it's at, until he started working with Kalavita, and he thinks that you, you get more work in-

   19. BSBrendan Schaub12:36

       I agree with him.

   20. JRJoe Rogan12:37

       Yeah.

   21. BSBrendan Schaub12:38

       Same.

   22. JRJoe Rogan12:38

       More working at sea level.

   23. BSBrendan Schaub12:39

       Yeah, 'cause I... My whole career was in Denver.

   24. JRJoe Rogan12:41

       Oh, Fili with the right hand there.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub12:41

       And then when you come to sea level, you're like, "Fu-... I can do work, man."

   26. JRJoe Rogan12:45

       Yeah.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub12:45

       "I can put work."

   28. JRJoe Rogan12:46

       Yeah, so, like, the, what they're saying is, like, the amount of reps, the amount of work you do, like...

   29. BSBrendan Schaub12:50

       Mm-hmm.

   30. JRJoe Rogan12:50

       What he's doing with Kalavita is fucking phenomenal. The podcast I did with him was one of the most informative podcasts I've ever done with a fighter, in terms of, like, how technical his training routine is, his diet is, how everything is broken down to a science as far as, like, what to do when and when to do what.
7. 14:05 – 16:01

   Bantamweight talk: Sterling results, Moraes’ rise, and title picture frustrations

   1. JRJoe Rogan14:05

      Oh, Calen, such a silly goose. This is a good fucking fight, man. These guys are so well, well matched.

   2. BSBrendan Schaub14:15

      Really good fight. Uh, did Sterling beat Jimmy Rivera?

   3. JRJoe Rogan14:19

      He must have. He was-

   4. BSBrendan Schaub14:20

      Yeah, he looked-

   5. JRJoe Rogan14:21

      ... smiling and laughing-

   6. BSBrendan Schaub14:22

      ... pretty happy.

   7. JRJoe Rogan14:22

      ... on the way out.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub14:22

      Jimmy Rivera's a motherfucker.

   9. JRJoe Rogan14:23

      Yeah.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub14:23

       It's a tough fight.

   11. JRJoe Rogan14:23

       I wonder what happened. Jamie, can you, uh, find the results?

   12. BSBrendan Schaub14:25

       Anyone who trains with Sterling, anyone who trains... Uh, he gets in the training room, he's a freak.

   13. JRJoe Rogan14:30

       Hmm.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub14:30

       Super freak.

   15. JRJoe Rogan14:31

       That just shows you how good Marlon Moraes is.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub14:33

       Correct.

   17. JRJoe Rogan14:34

       He's the motherfucker I wanna see fight for the title.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub14:36

       Me too.

   19. JRJoe Rogan14:37

       He's so good, man.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub14:38

       He's so goddang good.

   21. JRJoe Rogan14:39

       The way he looked against Assuncao when he finished Assuncao.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub14:41

       45?

   23. No one, no one finishes him.

   24. 35?

   25. JRJoe Rogan14:43

       35.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub14:44

       35.

   27. JRJoe Rogan14:44

       Bantamweight. Yeah, no one finishes Assuncao. You beat him with a close decision if you're lucky.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub14:49

       I asked TJ about it, and he's like, "Yeah, I'd fight him, but all they care about is the Cejudo rematch."

   29. JRJoe Rogan14:53

       Hmm.

   30. BSBrendan Schaub14:54

       Unanimous.
8. 16:01 – 18:16

   Nick Diaz retirement vibe and Jon Jones vs Anthony Smith preview

   1. JRJoe Rogan16:01

      (laughs) Nick Diaz, you hear what he said, man? He said, "I don't wanna hurt nobody, I wanna party."

   2. BSBrendan Schaub16:05

      (laughs)

   3. JRJoe Rogan16:06

      Says he's done.

   4. BSBrendan Schaub16:07

      Really?

   5. JRJoe Rogan16:07

      Yep.

   6. BSBrendan Schaub16:07

      Good for him, man.

   7. JRJoe Rogan16:08

      Yeah.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub16:08

      Nick Diaz is done?

   9. JRJoe Rogan16:09

      Yeah, because, uh, Ander- there... Someone was talking about Anderson versus Nick, and-

   10. BSBrendan Schaub16:13

       Uh, N-

   11. JRJoe Rogan16:13

       ... uh, Conor said, "I'll fight Nate on the same card," and then Nick said, "Yeah, I'm not fighting anybody. I don't wanna hurt nobody." He goes, "I just wanna party."

   12. BSBrendan Schaub16:20

       That's cool, man.

   13. JRJoe Rogan16:21

       Yeah, good for him.

   14. BSBrendan Schaub16:22

       Good for him. He's done.

   15. JRJoe Rogan16:22

       Fucking amazing career.

   16. BSBrendan Schaub16:23

       Mm-hmm.

   17. JRJoe Rogan16:23

       You gotta remember, Nick Diaz fought... He was one of the youngest guys to ever fight in the UFC. I believe he beat Robbie Lawler when he was 20.

   18. BSBrendan Schaub16:31

       Dude, he's beat s- you look-

   19. JRJoe Rogan16:33

       Yeah.

   20. BSBrendan Schaub16:33

       ... at his resume, it's impressive-

   21. JRJoe Rogan16:34

       Yeah.

   22. BSBrendan Schaub16:34

       ... the, the guys that he's fought. He's been doing it for a hot second. He's deserved to b-

   23. JRJoe Rogan16:38

       Yeah.

   24. BSBrendan Schaub16:38

       ... turn down fights.

   25. JRJoe Rogan16:39

       He deserves to retire.

   26. BSBrendan Schaub16:39

       And be like, "You know, I'm f- fucking good."

   27. JRJoe Rogan16:40

       He deserves to retire.

   28. BSBrendan Schaub16:40

       And hopefully financially he's good too.

   29. JRJoe Rogan16:42

       What do you think of this? Anthony Smith and Jon Jones? What do you think of this? What are you looking at?

   30. BSBrendan Schaub16:47

       Uh.
9. 18:16 – 22:43

   Rashad Evans stories, TUF memories, and the ‘nothing changes’ champion lesson

   1. BSBrendan Schaub18:16

      He, he opened up tonight-

   2. JRJoe Rogan18:17

      That's great.

   3. BSBrendan Schaub18:17

      ... on the ESPN portion.

   4. JRJoe Rogan18:18

      Oh, okay.

   5. BSBrendan Schaub18:18

      Rashad's amazing.

   6. BCBryan Callen18:19

      Yeah, Rashad's great.

   7. JRJoe Rogan18:20

      One of the best guys in the sp- G- g- great guy.

   8. BSBrendan Schaub18:22

      One of the best. Have you had him on?

   9. JRJoe Rogan18:23

      One of the best guys. No, I'd love to.

   10. BSBrendan Schaub18:24

       I haven't had him either.

   11. JRJoe Rogan18:25

       I would love to.

   12. BSBrendan Schaub18:25

       Me t- I love fighting with you.

   13. BCBryan Callen18:26

       Bring him on.

   14. JRJoe Rogan18:27

       How about we do?

   15. BSBrendan Schaub18:27

       Let's do it again. Let's do it together.

   16. JRJoe Rogan18:29

       That would be great. We should do it.

   17. BCBryan Callen18:30

       (laughs)

   18. BSBrendan Schaub18:30

       Let's run a train on him.

   19. JRJoe Rogan18:31

       (laughs)

   20. BSBrendan Schaub18:31

       On a podcasting train. We'll run a train on him.

   21. JRJoe Rogan18:33

       I, I love that... He's such a sweet person too.

   22. BCBryan Callen18:35

       I've had... I've had some conversations with him. That guy's... He's a lot smarter than you might think. That guy's, that guy's-

   23. BSBrendan Schaub18:41

       He's very smart.

   24. BCBryan Callen18:42

       Yeah.

   25. BSBrendan Schaub18:43

       He reaches out to me out of... Like, when things are going bad or I'm having an issue, or like, y- it's out in the public-

   26. JRJoe Rogan18:50

       Mm-hmm.

   27. BSBrendan Schaub18:50

       ... he'll reach out to me then, always giving me, like, words of wisdom.

   28. JRJoe Rogan18:52

       I b- I would believe that. He's a sweetheart of a guy.

   29. BSBrendan Schaub18:53

       Always, always. He's that guy.

   30. JRJoe Rogan18:54

       Yeah.
10. 22:43 – 25:20

    Streaming wars for fights: DAZN, subscription future, and Fight Pass habits

    1. JRJoe Rogan22:43

       They do that. They do that all the time. They have one on, uh, Paramount, and then they have one on DAZN. I watched it on DAZN on my phone. Um, I got one of those DAZN accounts.

    2. BSBrendan Schaub22:51

       Yeah.

    3. JRJoe Rogan22:51

       And, you know, I was, I was in Vegas for this event my daughter was doing. And so I, I had f... I'm like, "I'll be right back." I fucking-

    4. BCBryan Callen22:57

       (laughs)

    5. JRJoe Rogan22:58

       ... my daughter was done with her things. I had to run to the top of the stairs and watch that shit.

    6. BSBrendan Schaub23:02

       Some bullshit.

    7. JRJoe Rogan23:03

       Yeah, but the other person didn't have to take a shit, so you catch the fight.

    8. BSBrendan Schaub23:07

       I was so looking forward to it. I didn't... I told my, I told my wife what I was doing. Dude, I f- flew from the comedy store. I usually hang out... Theo's gonna be there. We- we're supposed to talk some business about the show and I literally... I was like, "Dude, I have to go." He's like, "Why?" I'm like, "Dude, MVP and Daley are fighting." He's like, "Who?" I'm like, "I'll tell you later. Let's just talk tomorrow."

    9. BCBryan Callen23:22

       (laughs)

    10. JRJoe Rogan23:22

        (laughs)

    11. BSBrendan Schaub23:22

        I fucking flew home after my set.

    12. JRJoe Rogan23:24

        Theo.

    13. BSBrendan Schaub23:24

        I get home and I'm waiting. I'm like, "What the fuck is this?"

    14. JRJoe Rogan23:27

        Do you have DAZN or did you watch it on Paramount?

    15. BSBrendan Schaub23:29

        I have DAZN.

    16. JRJoe Rogan23:29

        Yeah.

    17. BSBrendan Schaub23:31

        (laughs)

    18. JRJoe Rogan23:31

        They got a lot of good fights on that. They're... I mean, it's interesting-

    19. BCBryan Callen23:34

        I didn't even know what the fuck it was.

    20. JRJoe Rogan23:35

        D-A-Z... It looks like DAZN, right?

    21. BSBrendan Schaub23:37

        It's a terrible name.

    22. JRJoe Rogan23:38

        But it's a bad name. It's... Well, it's a, it's a... It's D-A-Z-N as in bad.

    23. BCBryan Callen23:41

        Do you have to have cable to watch the fight?

    24. BSBrendan Schaub23:43

        No, no.

    25. JRJoe Rogan23:43

        No, you can watch it on e- any internet connection.

    26. BSBrendan Schaub23:45

        I don't have cable right now. Yeah.

    27. JRJoe Rogan23:46

        I just wa- I watched it on my phone. Um, but-

    28. EBEddie Bravo23:48

        'Cause Paramount Network, you have to have, like, you have to have an account with DirecTV or some shit.

    29. JRJoe Rogan23:52

        Yeah, but DAZN-

    30. BSBrendan Schaub23:53

        Yes.
11. 25:20 – 30:12

    Eddie promotes Combat Jiu-Jitsu, then UFC matchmaking talk (Pettis/Wonderboy, Conor plans)

    1. EBEddie Bravo25:20

       Mm-hmm. Combat Jiu-Jitsu Fight Night this Friday.

    2. JRJoe Rogan25:22

       Oh, shit, that's right.

    3. EBEddie Bravo25:22

       In LA, right?

    4. JRJoe Rogan25:23

       That's right. That's right.

    5. EBEddie Bravo25:24

       In El Monte.

    6. JRJoe Rogan25:26

       Um-

    7. EBEddie Bravo25:26

       That's this, uh, this Friday on U- uh, UFC Fight Pass, 7:00 PM Pacific Standard Time.

    8. JRJoe Rogan25:32

       Who's down-

    9. BSBrendan Schaub25:32

       Oh, who'd you get to fill in for, uh, was it Barnett got hurt?

    10. EBEddie Bravo25:35

        Barnett's out too, yeah.

    11. BSBrendan Schaub25:36

        Or Werdum got hurt?

    12. EBEddie Bravo25:38

        W- Werdum didn't get hurt.

    13. BSBrendan Schaub25:39

        Oh.

    14. EBEddie Bravo25:40

        It was supposed to be Gordon Ryan versus Werdum. Gordon Ryan got hurt.

    15. JRJoe Rogan25:43

        Gordon Ryan tore his knee.

    16. BSBrendan Schaub25:43

        Oh, Gordon Ryan got hurt.

    17. EBEddie Bravo25:44

        Yeah, Gordon Ryan got hurt. So, we're gonna do-

    18. BSBrendan Schaub25:45

        That's a bitch.

    19. EBEddie Bravo25:45

        We're gonna do Werdum/Gordon Ryan, uh, later on this year. But, um, it's a four-man combat jiu-jitsu absolute, uh, uh, bracket with, um, uh, Yuri Simoes, who's, uh, arguably one of the, one of the best Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioners ever. ADCC medalist, gold medalist.

    20. BSBrendan Schaub26:05

        Monster.

    21. EBEddie Bravo26:05

        Yeah, monster.

    22. BSBrendan Schaub26:06

        Yeah.

    23. EBEddie Bravo26:06

        And then the, the second seed is, uh, John Thor Blank, who won EBI 17. He won the first-

    24. BSBrendan Schaub26:12

        Great name.

    25. EBEddie Bravo26:12

        ... the first and only 16-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament. He won it all in regulation, all, every fight within two minutes, he sub- he subbed everybody. So, it's Yuri and John Thor Blank are the, the top two seeds. And then, uh, they, if they win their first fights, then they'll fight each other. And then, uh-

    26. JRJoe Rogan26:30

        Same night?

    27. EBEddie Bravo26:31

        Same night.

    28. BSBrendan Schaub26:31

        Dope.

    29. EBEddie Bravo26:32

        Um, Kevin Casey is fighting John Thor Blank. And-

    30. BSBrendan Schaub26:35

        I love Kevin Casey.
12. 30:12 – 50:19

    Superhero/movie rant detour and back to brawls: Barberena vs Luque turns into chaos

    1. JRJoe Rogan30:12

       ... Marvel Studios, what are they-

    2. BCBryan Callen30:14

       If they were to do it.

    3. JRJoe Rogan30:14

       ... are these new superheroes? Are they, are they running out of superheroes yet?

    4. BCBryan Callen30:17

       I'll get this shit out of my face.

    5. JRJoe Rogan30:18

       Who are these people? (laughs)

    6. BCBryan Callen30:19

       Get this bitch out of my face.

    7. JRJoe Rogan30:20

       Who is this girl?

    8. BCBryan Callen30:20

       I don't know.

    9. JRJoe Rogan30:21

       Who is this, and Samuel L. Jackson is a different superhero now? Who are they-

    10. BSBrendan Schaub30:23

        Yeah. This was at the end of the Avengers movie. The hero walks all the way.

    11. BCBryan Callen30:26

        Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, say no to something.

    12. BSBrendan Schaub30:28

        Captain Marvel.

    13. JRJoe Rogan30:29

        Well, who is ... Wait a minute, Captain Marvel's a girl?

    14. BCBryan Callen30:31

        Yeah. And she, and she brings all of them back to life.

    15. JRJoe Rogan30:34

        Hey.

    16. BCBryan Callen30:34

        In the comics.

    17. JRJoe Rogan30:34

        That's fucking right, Kalen.

    18. BSBrendan Schaub30:38

        Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Yeah.

    19. JRJoe Rogan30:40

        Wait a minute, who was Captain Marvel when we were kids?

    20. BSBrendan Schaub30:42

        I think it was-

    21. BCBryan Callen30:43

        Uh, a dude.

    22. JRJoe Rogan30:44

        Wait a minute.

    23. BSBrendan Schaub30:44

        I don't know.

    24. JRJoe Rogan30:44

        Right.

    25. BSBrendan Schaub30:45

        I'll, I'll look. I don't know.

    26. BCBryan Callen30:46

        I had your back.

    27. JRJoe Rogan30:47

        It's amazing that it's not a trans woman.

    28. BCBryan Callen30:49

        Thank you.

    29. That would be dope.

    30. JRJoe Rogan30:50

        That's what they're gonna do next.
13. 50:19 – 1:01:39

    Judging and rules: open scoring, five judges, commissions, and grounded fighter gray areas

    1. BSBrendan Schaub50:19

       Hey, you know-

    2. JRJoe Rogan50:19

       I wanted to talk about that. There's two thing ... I watched some Glory fights today while I was working out. Two things that Glory does better than UFC. One, five judges, not three.

    3. BSBrendan Schaub50:27

       Brilliant.

    4. JRJoe Rogan50:28

       Two, open scoring.

    5. BSBrendan Schaub50:29

       Love it.

    6. What do you mean open scoring? What's that mean?

    7. JRJoe Rogan50:31

       That you know who's winning every round.

    8. BSBrendan Schaub50:32

       You know what's going on.

    9. JRJoe Rogan50:33

       You know what's going on. After every round-

    10. BSBrendan Schaub50:34

        Oh, wow.

    11. JRJoe Rogan50:34

        ... the judges have to put up their scores. So if you see-

    12. BSBrendan Schaub50:37

        Huh.

    13. JRJoe Rogan50:37

        ... a fucking domination and then you see ten-nine for the wrong guy-

    14. BSBrendan Schaub50:41

        Like what the fuck?

    15. JRJoe Rogan50:41

        ... the whole crowd can go, "What the fuck?"

    16. BSBrendan Schaub50:44

        I love that.

    17. Put the pressure on the motherfuckers.

    18. I love it.

    19. JRJoe Rogan50:45

        I love it. I love it.

    20. BSBrendan Schaub50:47

        What would they have to do change it?

    21. It's the commissions. It's not the UFC.

    22. They blow ... It's the commission. Yeah.

    23. JRJoe Rogan50:51

        And by the way, you know, the best place to, to do that kind of change is right here. Andy Foster is like one of the most proactive, uh, ahead of the curve, intelligent guys in all ... And you know, and Bob Bennett over in Nevada is just as good. He's excellent too. They can do this. They can-

    24. BSBrendan Schaub51:08

        But if, if Nevada does it-

    25. JRJoe Rogan51:09

        They just need to vote on it.

    26. BSBrendan Schaub51:10

        If Nevada does it-

    27. JRJoe Rogan51:11

        Everybody does it.

    28. BSBrendan Schaub51:11

        ... everyone's going to do it.

    29. JRJoe Rogan51:11

        Everybody. Yeah.

    30. BSBrendan Schaub51:12

        So we just need Nevada.

Episode duration: 3:51:44